Your Briefing:

He's Mr. Cake. A stallion who co-owns Sugarcube Corner with his wife, Mrs. Cake. Not only that, but a stallion of little wits in the face of tragedy.

The royal guard. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's governmental branch dealing with the protection of Equestria. They only except the best, and the best only.

And yes, Mr. Cake is an undercover secret agent for the royal guard, and the lover of Mademoiselle Cheerilee (before he was a married stallion, that is).

You know what, I'm going to stop you there, because I know this isn't making any sense to you. We are sending this delicate information to you and to you only, because you are the only safe recipient of these documents.

If you choose to accept looking into these documents, then you equally accept that you may be considered as an informant in the future. Why? Well, we can't tell you, because if we did… There would be (ahem) "Lunar" consequences.

As a secondary, um, "provider" of, um, information, this is the part where I'm supposed to use a vague agent name to protect my identity. So for now, you can go ahead and call me "Agent D. Hooves." I hope that doesn't give anything away…