I HAVE A PROBLEM!!!View OnlineHe-man and the masters of equestria!I HAVE A PROBLEM!!!Hello my name is Adam Princeton,why you may ask? Because my dad is a huge he-man nerd and honestly I'm a bit of a fan myself. Infact I'm such a big fan I decided to cosplay as He-man from the 2000s TV show. The problem is, I got lazy and forgot to buy a replica of his sword. So now I'm going to comicon as a swordless He-man. Anyway, I decided to have a look around and browse the booths hoping to maybe find that sword(unlikely but a guy can dream). It was then that my cat poked his head out from the bag I was hiding him in and meowed at me. I know what your thinking what the hell is your cat doing here? Well he has separation issues. Basically I found him as a kitten ,all alone ,and cowering in a moldy pipe. I then caught him,took him home ,and nursed him back to health. Since then he’s always following me around and mooching off my food. So whenever I leave him for a long time,like a day or two, he rips up my rug and pillows, So this time I decided to bring him with me. I pushed his head back into the bag and continued on. I scanned the booths and found several sets of ranger morphers,anime looking weapons,and other cosplaying objects, and as I was looking at a replica of the dragon dagger from power rangers, I heard an ominous voice from behind me. “Excuse me ,young man, but it looks like your missing an item from your outfit.” the voice said. I turned around to see an old man in a concealing brown cloak. “Huh? Oh yeah um I forgot to buy a power sword replica.” I said scratching the back of my head in embarrassment. “I see,but fear not I might have just the thing for you.” He said going into the back of his tent and coming out with a replica of the 2000s Sword of Grayskull. “Wow thanks um how much is that?” I asked. “For you and your curious furry friend $150.” He said smiling at my cat Cringer,(what else did you think I was gonna name him) as Cringer tried to get out of the bag again. “Wow thanks! Cringer gimme my wallet.” I told my cat. Cringer just stared at me. “No of course not you're a cat.” I said rolling my eyes and grabbing the wallet from my bag. I then pulled out the money I needed and put my wallet away before sealing the deal by handing the merchant the cash, then taking the sword and strapping it's sheath to my back. “Have a pleasant journey!” The merchant cackled as I felt myself being ripped from this world. “What no! Damn it!!!” I said as everything faded to black. When I woke up I was in appeared to be a forest, with the sounds of birds and other wildlife filling the air. Before getting to my feet I looked myself over. It was then that I discovered I was wearing Prince Adam’s outfit from the 2000’s show. I was intrigued to say the least. I got up and looked around. And the first thing I saw was a green tiger with yellow stripes sleeping near to where I had been laying. “Holy shit!” I said freaking out at first at the sight of the large predator. It stirred and stretched out as cats do while letting out a loud yawn. This for some reason seemed to greatly surprise the the big cat because it immediately jumped to it's paws. “What the hell!” The tiger said,yes you read that right. “Why am I green,why am I so big and where is….oh thank goodness there you are Adam I was freaking out there for second! Um when's lunch I'm kinda hungry.” It ,no wait by it's voice is definitely male,he said looking at me with a relieved look. “.....Cringer?” I asked. “Yea? Oh I bet didn't recognize me at first huh pal?” Cringer said with a smile. “Uh yeah this pretty pretty weird I think you've turned into the Cringer from 2000s show only unlike him you can talk like the og cringer,um so how do I look?” I asked. “About the same, brown head fur,blue eyes,and a stupid look on your face, only your clothes are different.” Cringer said. “Hey! okay I guess that's fair,so where do you think we are?” I asked. “I don't know! all I know is I'm really hungry.” Cringer said as his stomach growled. “You know you can hunt your own food right?” I deadpanned. “Hey you're right I'll go do that.” Cringer said hopping up in excitement. “Just don't pick on something too big we can't have you getting injured,Oh! And bring back some for me if you can.” I hollered after him. “Yea yea see you later mom.” Cringer sassed. “Hmph.” I said as I watched him leave. I took this moment to really take in my surroundings. I appeared to be in a very dark forest that seemed almost ….cartoon like. I looked over the area where I woke up and saw the Sword of Grayskull impaled into the ground. I walked over and tried to pull it out so I walk over to pull it out. So turns out Adam wasn't exaggerating when he said it was heavy. It took a bit of effort to pull it out and then put it in the sheath on my back,it's a good thing I used go to the gym back home. Another fortunate thing is that I've actually camped out in the woods on several occasions so I quickly got to business getting a fire pit ready. Soon I had a blazing fire going and after that I just had to wait until Cringer got back. About 10 minutes Cringer finally arrived with two unusually plump rabbits in his maw. “Where'd you find those?” I asked. “ Their way to well fed to be wild.” “I caught them near a hutt on the edge of the forest.” He replied dropping them near the fire before beginning to eat one that had a dark black fur coat. I skinned the other one with a knife I found in my pocket and placed it on a spit and began to roast it. “You know I'm glad we can talk like this Adam.” Cringer said. “Me too after all you're my only friend.” I said petting him behind the ears. “Ahhh dats the spot you always seem to be able to get those spots I can't scratch.” Cringer said smiling as he continued. “Hehe yeah now about that cottage. Was there anyone living there?” I asked. “I didn't smell any humans but there were a ton of animals living there I even smelled a bear and I think I smelled a pony.” He said. “Huh maybe all the different scents covered up the human’s scent?” I asked. “Maybe.” Cringer shrugged. “Oh was it dark outside? I can't tell because of this canopy.” I asked. “Yep and there's something weird with the moon.” Cringer said. “Weird?” I asked. “Yea one minute it had a horse shaped crater on it and the next it was just a normal moon!” Cringer said shaking his head in disbelief. “Hmm well that rules out us being on earth.” I said scratching my chin. “Do you think we should sleep in the forest?” Cringer. “No, who knows what's lurking in these woods ,after all their obviously not the ones we're used to.” I said. Cringer got scared and looked around.” Y-you mean like a dog?” He asked. “Dude your a tiger what dog is dumb enough to mess with you?” I asked. “You never know!!!” He said cowering a bit. “Let's go ya big scaredy cat.” I said as put the fire out and walked down the path Cringer took. “Fine but if Ninja dogs attack us I'm using you as a shield!” Cringer said. “Ninja dogs really?” I asked. “What it could happen I mean I’m a talking green tiger.” He said with a blush. “Fair enough.” I said as we walked out of the forest and into an open field. “Hey let's go sleep by that rock.” I said pointing to a giant Boulder in the middle if the plain. “Hey Adam look a town!” Cringer said pointing to a small medieval looking “Hmm better wait until morning no sense in spooking the villagers,after all it'd be pretty creepy for a dude with a bug ass sword and a tiger to come to town in the middle of the night.” I said. “Alright I guess that makes sense.” Cringer said as he laid down next to me by the rock. Later the next day “SOMEPONY HELP!!!” A feminine voice screamed out. Cringer and I woke with a start and quickly got up to see a furry monster man carrying away a pink maned pegasus with a yellow coat. “It's Beastman!” I said, “What's he doing here!” “Who cares let's get outta here.” Cringer. “No way we gotta save her!” I said as me and Cringer hid behind the rock. “How?!” Cringer asked. “Umm I got it!” I said drawing my sword from it's sheath. “What are you gonna do with that?” Cringer with a frown. I said nothing but instead held aloft my magic sword and said “ By the power Grayskull!” The Sword’s handle guard twisted open before clicking together in a different format on causing a volt of blue lightning to hit me and the sword. In a flash of ligh I became incredibly muscular and I was now clad in barbarian style clothing/armor. In a deeper voice I then said while twirling about a bit holding the sword in just one hand “I HAVE THE POWER!!!” “Neat...wait why are you pointing that thing at me!?” Cringer said before my reargend it's cross guard again and the sword hit him with a volt of lightning. He grew 3 times bigger and donned red mount armor before letting out a ferocious roar. “Let's go kick some ass!!!” Cringer said now transformed into the mighty Battle Cat. I then mounted my new steed and charged at Beatman leaping over the rock and bashing him in the face with hilt of my weapon causing him to drop the pony. I then jumped off Battle Cat and stared Beastman down. “Huh? Who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing here?” He said in rough animal like voice. “I an He-Man defender of the innocent and I am here to stop you from harming an innocent mare!” I said readying my blade as Battle Cat sneaked up on Beastman from behind. Beatman laughed a bit. “ You may have your fancy sword and your little kittie cat but you're no match for Skeletor!” “Right you are Beastman!” A voice said from behind me. I whirled around to see a tall blue skinned man draped in a dark blue cloak and wearing a harness and speedo underneath standing there with staff that had a ram skull on top. He was now staring at me with sinister smile.I think I mean hard to tell him having a skull for a face and all. “Skeletor I presume, what do you want with this mare?” I asked turning my blade on him. “It's quite simple you muscle bound moron! According to my spys this mare is a member of a group called the elements of harmony. And these ‘elements’ hold the power I need to conquer Grayskull!” He cackled. “It won't work the elements only work when all my friends are together.” The yellow mare said as she hid behind me. “Oh I do so love when bumbling idiots give such useful pieces of information.” Skeletor cackled. “Beastman dispose of the furball I will deal with 'He-man' myself!” “Right away Lord Skeletor!” Beastman said before charging Battle Cat. Skeletor then tried to blast me with a bolt of magic from his staff. But I blocked it with sword. I then charged him and swung my blade at him. Before I could hit him,He stabed his staff into the ground and drew a double edge sword with conflicting sides. Our blades clashed sending sparks flying as I held my ground. “Miss I need you to run back to town and warn your friends of the danger.” I said to yellow mare. “Oh yes thank you,thank you!” She said as she flew away quickly towards the town. “You fur for brains she getting away!” Skeletor yelled at Beastman braking lock and backflipped away. “Im sorry Lord Skeletor but Im in a bit of a jam.” Beastman said trying to push Battle Cat off himself to no avail. “Damn it, She'll be back with reinforcements ,we no choice retreat!” Skeletor commanded calling his staff to him and hitting Battle Cat with a blast if magic. “Battle Cat!” I cried as I rushed over to him. “That will distract him for now, quick summon your winged beast,Beastman.” Skeletor commanded. “At once my Lord!” Beastman said using his telepathy to draw a huge eagle to them. They then jumped on it's back and quickly flew away. “You okay Cringer?” I asked Battle Cat. “I've been better.” He replied gruffly standing up and shaking. “He said something about Grayskull.You don't think this world has a Castle Grayskull do you?” I asked Battle Cat. “Maybe,I guess we should check that out.” Battle Cat said. “Alright Cat let's go!!” I said. “Go where we have no idea where too start looking.” Battle Cat said. “You have a point let's go ask around that town ,but first.” I said raising my sword again. “Let the power RETURN!” .My sword let loose several volts of lightning and me and Battle Cat returned to our original states. I quickly grabbed the sword with both hands to stop it from toppling me and placed it in its sheath on my back. “I'm glad that's over ,that was terrifying!” Cringer whimpered. “Oh stop being a baby it wasn't that bad.” I said rolling my eyes. “Easy for you to say you didn't become a ferocious killing machine.” Cringer whined. “Whatever let's hurry and get to that town,the sooner we find Grayskull the sooner we can get some answers.” I said. “What makes you think we'll find answers at Grayskull?” Cringer asked as he began to walk alongside me. “Well it wouldn't be the first time the sorceress had knowledge of other worlds and dimensions ,after all Castle Grayskull has many secrets.” I said as we approached the town. The Town seemed strangely abandoned though. The windows were barred and the welcome mats were missing. “Huh that's weird I thought I smelled I whole bunch of ponies here.” Cringer said. “Hmm maybe we should look around they might be hiding.” I said as we walked down the main street. As we made our towards a large treehouse in center of town I got the strangest feeling we were being watched. We arrived at the treehouse and I leaned down and knocked on the small door. “Hello? Is anyone home? Me and my friend were wondering if you could direct us to Castle Grayskull.” I called. We heard shuffling and whispering from within the house,but I couldn't discern what was being said. “Maybe we should come back later?” Cringer said. “Naw if we can't get any information here we're better off moving to the next town or city.” I said. I looked of in the distance and saw a large city perched on a mountain side. “Hey let's go there they'll probably have the info we need.” I said pointing at the castle. “If your sure Adam.” Cringer said cautiously. “Well the ponies here are either not very friendly or their too spooked by those bozos we scared off.” I said as we walked off. We kept walking at a steady pace as we made our way to the castle/city. After about three hours of walking with a break or two in between we finally made it to the city. When we walked in the gate most of the ponies stopped what they were doing and stared at us for second,mostly eyeing Cringer, before going back to their business when they realized we weren't paying them much attention. I approached a blue coated unicorn mare who just resting on a bench. “Um excuse me Miss do you know of any Libraries in this city?” I asked. She seemed put off by our appearance at first but then said, “ Um yes ,you could go to the Royal Canterlot Library it's just down the road.” She said pointing to very large white building. “Oh thank you ma'am!” Cringer said politely. “YOUR A TALKING TIGER!?” the mare asked surprise. “And your a talking pony your point?” Cringer said raising an eyebrow. “Oh right sorry.” She said smiling nervously. “Alright thank you! let's go Cringer.” I said as we made our to the building. We then entered the library and went straight to the main desk. “I'm sorry sir ,but pets are not allowed in the library.” The brown unicorn at the desk said to me. “I'm not a pet...anymore...right Adam!?” Cringer said getting offended. “Um right.” I said getting confused. “My apologies sir.” She said going to back to work unfazed by my the talking tiger freind. “That's it?” I asked. “You meet a talking tiger and that's your reaction.” “If I may sir the last person to come through that door was a giant frog on a unicycle.” She deadpanned motion to said frog. The frog looked up from his female anatomy book and said,"Oh shit wadup!?" “Okay….um could you direct me to any books you have on Castle Grayskull?” I asked. “Castle Grayskull? What would you want with that old ruin?” She asked rasing an eyebrow. “I have an interest in the structure.” I said with a smile. “Very well, luckily for you I haven't put away the only book we have on the subject.” She said handing me decently sized book. “Who else checked it out?” I asked. “A.K. Yearling.” She replied with a monotone. Author's Note The first chap is done, I hope you guys are enjoying the story so far I'll try to update it farely often.
Displaced, Castles,and Dat boiView OnlineHe-man and the masters of equestria!Displaced, Castles,and Dat boiAuthor's Note A cross with Shadow of Heroe's setting sun of thieves. Okay so I'm gonna pick a pony to become She-Ra and the future and I wanna know you guy's opinion on who it should,only rule it has to be an adult mare. Displaced, Castles,and Dat boi Cringer and I left the front desk of the library and I sat at one of the many tables in the library,while Cringer laid down next to me. I then proceeded to read the book i had gotten from the library hopes of finding useful information on Grayskull’s location. “Hey Adam what are we going to do when we find Grayskull?” Cringer asked. “Well I guess we'll ask the sorceress why Skeletor is here and how we send him back.” I replied flipping a page. “What if we can't bring him back to his world?” Cringer. “Then I guess we're not going home until we find another way to stop him.” I said flipping another page. Cringer didn't seem to like that possibility, “ So I guess I’ll have to be Battle Cat again?” “Yea but you have to turn back into cringer ever so often .” I said continuing to read. “Why is there a time limit or something?” Cringer asked cocking his head. “No we can stay transformed for as long as we want ,as long as we don't get hit hard enough to revert our transformation.” I said turning another page. “So why did you say I have to turn back?” Cringer asked. “According to He-man lore, because Battle Cat is half dragon he will go on a rampage if he stays transformed for to long.” I said grimincing a bit before turning another page. “How long is too long?”Cringer asked worriedly. “I'm not sure but I don't think it's much over a day or two.” I said. “ It could be less the lore doesn't specify how long you can stay in that form.” “Oh joy.” Cringer griminced. Suddenly I felt something smack into the side of my face. “Ow! What the hell was that!?” I asked rubbing my cheek. “Look Adam it's some sort of orange crystal!” Cringers said pawing at said crystal. “Cool let me see!” I said picking up the crystal. As I held the crystal a voice called out. “I, Zidane Tribal ,one of the heroes of light, will aid you in any fight against a fiend ,or if you need something.. Let's say liberated. Just hold this crystal up to the sun” “Huh might as well give it try!” Cringer said. I held the crystal up to the sunlight that was coming from a nearby window and waited a second. A rift in space opened up and a guy with a monkey tale and a teenage girl with light blue hair came out of it. “Oh kitty!” The girl said as she ran over to Cringed and started to pet him. “I like this girl Adam she’s nice.” Cringer purred. “So you guys are humans! Finally I haven't seen a normal people...wait is the dude with tail a Saiyan?” I asked. “No i’m not I am a construct that just so happens to have a tail.” The dude with the tail said. “Oh um cool.” I said, “ I guess I should introduce myself my name’s Adam and this is Cringer.” “You probably heard my name when you called but for reference.Names Zidane and this is Sonata.” He said pointing to the girl giving a belly rub to Cringer. “Heh I see she's taken a liking to Cringer but I guess we should get down to business.” I said. “ Right now Cringer and I are looking for a place called Castle Grayskull. Problem is this book is pretty fague on its whereabouts and Skeletor and his goons are bound to strike at any moment.” “So you're looking for a castle… does it fly or something? Because it hard to lose one.” Sonata asked “Castle Grayskull safe guards the secrets of the universe and it's said that whoever controls Grayskull has access to infinite power. As for why it's lost, my guess ponies lost interest when they couldn't get past the magic barrier. After all they would have no knowledge of it's actual worth.” I replied. “Worth you say.” Zidane said rubbing his chin “Oh yes Grayskull has many priceless artifacts.” I said. “Have you tried asking around to see if anyone has info on a location?” Zidane asked. “I tried but these ponies don't seem to like us very much.” I sighed. “ Luckily Castle Grayskull is huge so it shouldn't be hard to find. According to the book it's somewhere to the east of here near those mountains.” “So-” Another portal opened and a redhead walked out. “Your not leaving me out of this.” She said pointing her rapier at Zidane. “Sorry but we were busy training with Yuna.” Zidane said holding his tail. “Oh um sorry about that.” I said scratching the back of my head. “Nice to meet you miss…?” “Sunset, just Sunset.” She said as her rapier disappear in a flash of light. “Anyway, you said it was spotted east from here..” Zidane said letting go of his tail. “Yea I guess we should get going, If all goes well will make it there in about an hour. Unless you guys have a better mode of transportation?” I asked hopefully. “I kinda do… let's go outside first.” Zidane said as he took out a yellow feather. “Okay! See you later Dat Boi!” I said to the unicycling frog. “Oh shit wat up!” The frog said as we walked to the entrance. Once outside Zidane held up the feather and a giant yellow bird with a couple of red feathers coming out of the top of its head appeared. “Sorry it’s been too hectic to call you.” Zidane said petting the bird chin. “Keww.” It said in delight. “Oh ma gad it's a PIKACHU Cringer I choose you go!!!” I laughed. Cringer rolled his eyes at this. “A what? It's a Chocobo even I know that.” Sonata commented not getting the joke. “It's joke I'll tell you about it later.” I said laughing. “Anyway, anything we need to be on the lookout for? Other than a giant castle.” Zidane asked helping Sunset on to the Chocobo. “A skeleton man of questionable sexuality and his weird looking monster men.” I replied. “Oh and a hot as fuck evil sorceress, trust me you'll know them when you see them.” “Ok then lead the way.” Zidane said as Sunset sat behind him. “Sonata can ride with me if she wants she doesn't look like much of a walker.” I said hopping on a bird that joined the other one. “Ok but no funny business, I kinda have a boyfriend.” Sonata said “Not surprised now let's go.” I said helping her up. “Thank you kindly.” Sonata said as she got comfy. Surprisingly the birds were really good at running and before we knew it we were halfway to the mountains. Everything seemed to be going well until a blast of black magic came out of nowhere and slammed me to the ground. “Ow that hurt.” I groaned trying to stand up. Sonata jumped off to help. “Are you ok?” She asked as she lended me a hand. “Im fine.” I said grabbing her hand and hoisting myself up. “ Cringer over here quick!” I shouted. “Oh darn it!” Cringer said dashing over over to me reluctantly. “Gimme sec as while I do something” I said grabbing my sword out of it's holster. The weight of the blade caused it to pull me down a bit as its tip hit the ground. “Whoa there.” Zidane said stopping right next to me before somersaulting off. “Show off.” Sunset mumbled as she got down from the bird with rapier at the ready. “Don’t you have a lighter sword,in fact Zidane do you still have that short sword?” “Gimme a second, I guarantee this sword is better than anything you have.” I say as I heave the blade above my head. “By the power of Grayskull!” The sword's hilt mechanism split apart turned 90 degrees and clamped back together. The volt lightning struck the blade traveled across my entire body. There was flash if light and the I stood before them, holding the sword one hand. My muscles were now quite large and my barbarian style armour had now been returned to me. “I HAVE THE POWER!!!” I declared in my now deeper voice. Before turning the blade on Cringer. A bolt flew from my blade in changed Cringer into the armour clad battle cat. “Well what do you think?” I asked my companions. “Flashy.” Sonata said with a small blush. “A little too flashy.” Zidane added “Nyh” said voice from behind them. “Skeletor!” I said readying myself. “But of course you nimrod! who else?” Skeletor said. “I don’t know maybe a goblin mage and his skeleton companion.” Zidane said with a smirk as he summoned his daggers. “What's that furry monkey!” Skeletor growled shaking his fists, “Beastman,Trapjaw attack!” Beastman and his cyborg like ally charged the group. “Alright let's get this over with!” I said swinging at Skeletor only for beastman’s whip to wrap around the blade. Sunset threw a ball of fire hitting Beastman in the rear. “You should be careful on who you turn your back on.” She said with a smirk. “You bitch I'll teach you some manners!” Beastman said whipping at the young woman.Only for me to pick him up and throw him into the horizon. “That's something you don't see everyday.” Sonata said watching Beastman blast off. “Well, when your strong enough to pick up a mountain you get to do some crazy shit.” I said before turning to see Zidane had stolen Trapjaw’s gun arm attachment. “Whao your kinda made of cheap stuff.” Zidane comment as he tossed the arm up and down before using it against Trapjaw,knocking Trapjaw to the ground. “Ouch,um Skeletor can we go now?” Trapjaw. “Ergh fine I wasn't expecting him to have reinforcements beastman!.....oh,right...RUN! TRAPJAW! RUN!!!” Skeletor said as they fled. “After them they might know where Grayskull is!” I shouted as we ran after them. “I don't think we're fast enough to outrun them master!” Trapjaw said. “Oh don't worry Trapjaw I don't have to be faster than them, I just have to be faster than you!” Skeletor said. “Wait what!” Trapjaw said before Skeletor tripped him. “Well well well,looks like your master has gone and abandoned you.” I said grabbing Trapjaw. “Now what do you know about Grayskull?” Battlecat asked. “The king or the castle?” Trapjaw asked. I brought him closer to Battle Cat who took a swipe at him. “Ok OK! It's in a mountain pass near the foot of the mountain about 5 miles from here please don't eat me!” He told Battle Cat. “Anything else?” I asked. “Um ,no I wasn't really paying attention when Lord Skeletor was talking about it, after we found it.” Trapjaw said. I looked at him for a second “Hey Trapjaw have you ever wanted to go to the moon?” “Yea some day!” He said excitedly. “Why wait!?” I asked as I chucked him to the moon. “And he’s out of here.” Sonata said watching Trapjaw disappear from view. “That was harsh.” Sunset said “Hey at least he didn't straight up kill him.” Zidane said pocketing the arm. “Yea Skeletor will probably just teleport him back.” I said. “Let the power return!” I said as I raised my sword once more reverting Cringer and I back to normal. “Did you get what direction to go?” Zidane asked “He looked in it's direction so…. northeast.” I said as I heaved the blade back into its sheath. “Oh by the way could you teach me that fire thing you did,sunset?” “I could try, but don't we need to find this castle first?” Sunset asked while she dismissed her weapon “Right back to the birds.” I said One 90s Segway later “Well there it is Castle Grayskull!” I said pointing to the structure. It had a basic castle design with four tours and four walls with a skull shaped front wall,but the real eye catcher was the its size and the chasm surrounding it. “Watch your step the chasm below us doesn't have a bottom.” I said as we walked up the bridge shaped hill ,that closest to the entrance. Sonata kicked a rock into the chasm and listened to see if it was bottomless. “Yep you're right.” She nodded “Yep, now one second while I open the drawbridge.” I said unsheathing my sword and carefully pointing it towards the drawbridge, struggling a bit with the weight. “My the power of Grayskull,I command the jawbridge open!!!” I said. There was a crack of lightning and the drawbridge descended giving it the appearance of a giant jaw. I sheathed the blade again and we walked onto the bridge. “Man this place looks huge.” Zidane said looking around as they passed through the doorway. They soon passed a statue that looked like Adam's transformed state and Sonata stopped to look at it. “Oh you found the statue of King Grayskull.” I said standing by her. “You know I get all my power and skill from him when I transform, that's why I can fight so well.” “Indeed Adam it seems you have great understanding of your powers.” A voice said from behind them. We all turned to see a winged woman in gold falcon like armour standing in front of them staff in hand. “And who may you be?” Sunset asked eyeing the woman. “I'm simply known as the sorceress,and I am the keeper of Grayskull and all of it's secrets.” She said smiling “ and I sense you wish to become a great summoner.” “Well yes she does. What? do you have any information on it that I can't find?” Sonata asked getting Sunset to give her a death stare. She smiled and tapped the ground with her staff. Suddenly a huge dragon appeared behind her. “You called me my mistress.” The dragon asked. “Yes Bahamut I wished to demonstrate my skill with summoning.” She said with smile. “Now then,the library of Grayskull is open to you ,for I sense no ill will from you, except you young Zidane you are to stay away from the artifacts. For Bahamut will make sure you do so.” “That hurts me, why do you think i’d do such a thing?” Zidane asked feeling a little hurt. “I am skilled in telepathy and from what I gather from your memories you are skilled thief.” She said simply. “Fine..” Zidane said putting his hands behind his head. “Well then I suppose I should show you to the library” She said floating down one of the halls. “Sorceress why is Skeletor in this world and by extension you?” I asked as I catched up with her. “I am afraid I do not know. Castle Grayskull and I were sent here through a portal millennium ago and Skeletor has only recently found his way to this world.” She said glumly. “Is there a way to send him back.” I asked. “Not that I know of.” She said “ But it is not all bad I have made new friend!” She said with a bemused smile as she opened the doors to the huge library. “Oh! hi Miss Sorceress who are these guys.” A tan pegasus with a grey streaks in her mane said. “Hello, Miss Yearling these are some adventures that have helped return the guardian of Grayskull to us.” The sorceress said. “Oh that's good I was just reading this book on eternian history.” Yearling said showing us the book. “ I can't believe that there's so many books here.” “ Yes in this library is every book to exist in both our universes.” The sorceress sighed. “So there are books on summoning in here?” Sunset asked. “2,156 to be exact , yes.” The sorceress said sitting in one of the chairs. Without saying a word Sunset started to browse the shelves. “She doesn't talk that much when she’s in the zone.” Zidane said taking a seat. “Understandable, we all have our passions.” The sorceress said. “Well I better get going see again tomorrow, Sorceress!” Yearling said flying out the window. “Take care dear.” The sorceress said giving yearling a motherly smile. “So what now,we just hang?” I asked. “Perhaps you should practice battle magic,there out plenty of books about it in this library.” The sorceress said. “Eh why not?” I said walking down an aisle. “Hey wait do you know what a token is?” Zidane asked running after me. “A what?” I stopped to ask. “You know that crystal that you used to call me here, well that's my token. It's used so other displaced like me and you can call for help or just talk.” Zidane said “Oh okay I don't have any crystals though.” I said. “It can be anything that represent you.” Zidane said taking a book of the shelve and started to skim through it “hmm well there's only one thing that represents me.” I said taking out my sword. “That can work, you just focus on it and make a message that someone would hear. Then toss it into the void, don't worry it just makes a copy of it.” Zidane said putting the book back “Okay so here goes…. I am Adam defender of the secrets of Grayskull. If you have need of my strength then simply hold this blade to the sky and say “by the power of Grayskull”.” I said. A giant portal appeared and I tossed the sword into it. A few seconds later my sword fell back at my feet. “Okay I guess we just wait until sunset’s ready to go.” I said. “That won't be for a few hours or longer.” Zidane said shaking his head. “Well then we better get comfortable.” I said. Yet another 90s Segway (this one extra gay) “Well I guess this is goodbye guys, hope to see you again soon!” Cringer said with a smile. “May you have a good journey.” The Sorceress said. “Adios Amigos!” I said. “It was a good break from training so if you need my help just call ok.” Zidane said with a smile “Im going to miss you kitty.” Sonata rubbed the back of cringer’s ear. “Thanks for letting me read those books.” Sunset said. “You are most welcome my dear.” The Sorceress. “Anyway,to send us back just say our contract is up.” Zidane said. “Our contract is complete.” I said causing them to fade and disappear. “Welp I guess we'll be bunking with you eh?” I asked the sorceress. “It appears so.” She replied with a smile.
The master's of um... sandwichesView OnlineHe-man and the masters of equestria!The master's of um... sandwichesDeep within a snake shaped mountain in the dragon lands Skeletor sits upon a throne made of bones,as he taps his fingers on the arm of the throne,deep in thought. “Evil Lyn come forth!” He commands. “Yes my lord?” A woman in dark mage esc armor says as she approaches before kneeling. A confident smirk on her face. “How did your reconnaissance go?” Skeletor asks. “It is as we feared my lord,we are no longer on eternia.” Evil Lyn said. “Have you found a way back?” Skeletor asked. “No my lord.” Evil Lyn said as her face became solemn. Skeletor remainder silent for a few minutes, seemingly lost in thought. “Perhaps Grayskull has the knowledge we need.” Evil Lyn offered. “If a way back does exist, Grayskull will have it.” Skeletor said. “ The problem is getting past the shield.” “And of course He-man and his companions.” Evil Lyn added. Skeletor’s eyes glowed red and he suddenly stood up “ He and his annoying allies will be destroyed for daring oppose me!!!” “But my lord in our weakened states, we don't stand a chance.” Evil Lyn. The red glow in Skeletor's eyes intensified for a moment before dying out completely as he slumped back into his throne . “Yes whatever sent us here also weakened our magical power,but it does appear to be returning,albeit slowly.” Skeletor sighed. “Soon we will be back at full strength my lord it is only a matter of time.” Evil Lyn said standing up. “Indeed.” Skeletor said before returning to thought. Suddenly a man with a rotating visor helmet ran in ,excited about something. “My lord, I found something you might find interesting!” He said excitedly. “And what pray tell can this item be,as it seems to be important enough for you to run into my throne room unannounced like some kind of buffoon.” Skeletor said cooly. “My apologies, my lord but I truly think this will please you, your excellency.” The man said quickly bowing before taping a button on his gauntlet. This caused a large 2d hologram that showed a shelf that held a black necklace with a winged unicorn emblazoned on it. “Hmm a magical artifact of some kind,it bears resemblance to the rulers of Equestria.” Evil lyn said. “Indeed we will have to retrieve it. Tri-colps tell Trapjaw and Beastman to retrieve this amulet by any means necessary.” Skeletor said dismissing Tri-clops. “At once my Lord.” Tri-colps said bowing quickly before turning around and quickly going to notify his comrades. In the library of Grayskull Adam was sitting at one of the tables eating an apple as he read a book on fire magic. “Okay so if I channel my magicka from both my hands I can make a fireball,cool.” Adam said summarizing the chapter he just read. “Guess I should go practice it.” Adam said before leaving the library and walking down the hall. He then walked into room which opened up into a impossibly huge white walled room. “Alright,here goes nothing.” Adam said nervously before holding his close each other as a fire like aura surrounded each of his hands. Adam concentrated his energy into both of them at the same time as a ball of fire began to form between them. “Come on ,come on.” He said as the ball began to grow. “Adam!” Cringer said running into the room. The sudden distraction caused the fireball to explode comically. “Why does the universe hate me?” Adam mumbled. “Adam ,Skeletor's goons are attacking a city.” Cringer panicked. “You know what that means right?” Adam said with a grin. “Please don't.” Cringer whimpered. “By the power Grayskull!” Adam said heaving his sword to the ceiling. A portal appeared above him allowing a bolt of magic lighting him ,transforming him once again into He Man. He-man turned to see that Cringer had hauled ass. “Damit Cringer get back here you furball!” He-man said chasing Cringer trying to hit him with his sword’s lightning. After a few minutes of comical running He-man cornered Cringer. “Gotcha ya!” He-man said bringing his sword to bear. “Have you?” Cringer asked grinning. Suddenly a portal appeared and a bipedal cat stepped out of it. “Come Cringer, Skyrim awaits.” The Catman said. “Right behind Lord Kittykins.” Cringer as they jumped in to the portal which closed behind them. He-man stood in silence for a few seconds. His left eye then began to twitch. “WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!” He-man shouted. “It appears you will have to go alone.” The sorceress said walking up behind him. “But it's dangerous to go alone!” He-man said. “Then take this.” She said handing him a sandwich. “How is this gonna help me.” He asked. “Well it seems to have healing properties, I got it from a large Russian man.” She said. “Um okay ,I guess I'm walking…” He man sighed. “Oh heavens no! that would slow down the plot.” She said tapping the ground with her staff. “Wait what?” He Man asked before a portal appeared below his feet causing him to fall in to it. “Oops I ment have appear next to him.” The sorceress blushed in embarrassment. Meanwhile with Beastman and Trapjaw. “I'm telling you Beastman there is no way He-man is gonna fall into this hole,he’s not an idiot like you.” Trapjaw said. “Your wrong,he will definitely fall into that hole.” Beastman said. “Dude this never works,you didn't even cover it!” Trapjaw argued. Suddenly a portal appeared in the sky. And out of that portal fell He-man ,who fell into the hole. “Ha told you it would work.” Beastman said in victory. Trapjaw just stood there in shock before saying, “ How the fuck did that work.” “Man I love holes!” Beastman said. “What?” He-man and Trapjaw asked in unison. “Holes,you can put lots of things them big things,little things…” Beastman began. “No ,just no,stop please.” Trapjaw said in disgust. “Huh guess someone doesn't like holes ,whatever let's leave He-man and go grab what we came here for.” Beastman. “Or ...here’s an idea, let's kill him and then go get the item.” Trapjaw said grabbing a heavy laser gun and aiming it at He-man. Beastman snickered and said “ Yea that's a good idea!” “Crap!” He-man said as Beastman grabbed a gun as well.
A small problem at snake mountainView OnlineHe-man and the masters of equestria!A small problem at snake mountainTrapjaw aimed the blaster at He-man and shot a large energy blast from it. Before it could hit he-man, he vaulted into the air and landed behind him. Trapjaw turned around to face He-man only to get knocked into the pit with a well placed punch. Beastman charged He-man with his arms outstretched to grab him, but fell into the hole as well when He-man simply stepped aside. “I thought you guys were supposed to be trained warriors or something?” He-man laughed. “Laugh while ya can, asshole!” Trapjaw said trying to push Beastman off him. “Well-oof.” He-man began before something hit him from behind and knocking him unconscious. “It appears that even you are not immune to the element of surprise.” Will Lyn sneered as she deactivated her invisibility spell. She then levitated Beastman and Trapjaw out of the pitt. “What are you doing here?!” Trapjaw demanded. “I'm here to make sure you two idiots don't fail...again.” Evil Lyn said. “Okay well, what do we do with He-man now that we've beat him?” Beastman asked. “Isn't it obvious? He holds great magical power, power that we could use to conquer Grayskull.” She replied. “So we're gonna take his power?” Beastman asked gleefully. “Indeed, but we will have to take him to snake mountain first.” Evil Lynn said before creating a portal with her staff, “ Beastman grab He-man and let us depart, Trapjaw stay here and acquire the artifact.” And with that Evil Lyn and Beastman walked through the portal with a unconscious He-man in their possession. Meanwhile at Grayskull A portal opens up and Cringer steps out with singed fur. “Dragons fucking dragons! I hate Dragons!” He declared in anger,” Adam? Did you do the hero thing yet?” “I'm afraid he has been taken captive.” The Sorceress saif as she walked in. “What! What are we gonna do.” Cringer panicked. “I'm sure we'll think if something.” The sorceress said thinking for a bit. It was then that Cringer noticed a strange stone near the entrance of the room. “Hey Sorceress what's that?” Cringer said pointing at the large stone with his paw. “Hmm… I don't know I've never seen it before.” She said with a perplexed look. Cringer went up and touched it causing sweet and soft melody to play from it. Cringer smiled and hummed the tune. The room was filled with eerie silent until it was broken by the sound of a howling wolf. To the utter bewilderment of the Sorceress and Cringer something dramatic happened. Energy within the eye of the stone started to swirl with wind magic, and before any of the two could question what was going on, a spectral wolf leaped out from the center of the stone and landed in front of them. There that stood before the two, was a transparent wolf with his upper furr covered in red, fading to green then grey as it traveled down his body. In the center of its forehead was a symbol reminded Cringer of the sign of Din similar to the one on the three stoners from wind waker. Other than his coloration, he looked a little battleworn judging from the scars across its face, its damaged right ear, and the discolored lighter dark on his chest. Both ears had dark blue earrings that matched the glowing eyes. “Wow he looks like Link’s wolf form from Twilight Princess.” Cringer said with whistle. “Come again?” The sorceress asked. “An old game Adam used to play.” Cringer said. “So um hi wolf guy.” “Can you understand my language or are you more of a tame tiger?” The wolf asked in a soft echoing voice. “I can understand you perfectly.” Cringer replied. “Good, this will save me time without needing to leap into your head to speak with you.” the wolf said as he looked around the room, finding it a little familiar in his eyes, especially Cringer and the sorceress. “Um, I hate to ask but are you a displaced?” Cringer asked the wolf. “Indeed I am, I’m assuming you are as well? Or…” the wolf looked around again. “..Is a certain He-Man the actual Displaced? I knew you two looked a little memorable, by Farore’s love it’s been a long time since I saw that cartoon..” “It's actually both, I used to be his cat.” Cringer said fondly remembering his favorite corner to nap in. “I believe we have more pressing matters to attend, tell me Noble wolf can you fight?” The Sorceress asked. “I can in quite a number of styles depending on my form, why do you ask?” the wolf said. “I'm afraid that He-man has been taken captive by the forces of darkness, and as we speak, they are attempting to strip him of his power and use it for their own twisted gains.” The sorceress said glumly. The wolf had to raise his eyebrow at that. “I thought the sword was the source of power and even if they do drain him, he can gain it back, right?” “The sword is merely an instrument to channels his power and as for gaining it back yes, but the power would still be in the hands of evil.” The Sorceress said. The wolf snorted in annoyance. “A hero’s work is never done.” he said with a sigh before directing his attention to Cringer. “I’ve seen enough, I believe this should be enough for passed judgement.” he said before suddenly leaping into the tiger’s head. Only three seconds had passed before the room was filled with a gentle light. Now there was something left in the room, the one Cringer knew was Link, although a little different other than the battlescars, he was wearing a red cloak and hood with his green cap missing, but his iconic green tunic was with him under the cloak. His Master Sword was strapped to his left with his hyrule shield on his back. “That blade it is quite similar to the sword of power.” The Sorceress said, “I sense that it hold great power over light.” “Well it is evil's bane.” Cringer said. “The bane of evil, interesting such craftsmanship is rare, in fact it's almost godly.” She commented. “You are right in that assumption, Mrs. Sorcerous. It was crafted by a goddess known as Hylia.” the hylian said before chuckling when she compared it to He-man’s sword. “Only difference is it doesn’t make me buff like him.” “Indeed, well in that case I suppose I shall make a portal to the foot of snake mountain, unfortunately due to the magical defenses of the mountain I can not bring inside it.” She sighed. “But before you go take this.” She opened a smaller portal causing the sword of power to float through it and into her hand. “I trust that one of you can carry the blade to its wielder.” She smiled outstretching it. “I don't want anything to do with it.” Cringer huffed. “You don’t like becoming a stronger version of yourself, huh?” Link asked Cringer as the hylian took the blade of power from her. It shrinks down in size as Link places it into one of the pouches strapped on the back of his waist. “They’ll be clueless of where it is and they’ll have one hell of Din’s wrath of a time to even get inside of it.” he said with a smile. “Alright let's go rescue Adam!” Cringer said as the sorceress opened the portal. Link pulled his hood back to keep his face hidden within the darkness, the hylian reaches into his pouch and pulls out golden gauntlets with a red gem, he places it over his leather ones. “I don’t want to take any chances if any of them is stronger than me.” he said as he drew his sword and shield, the blade of evil’s bane gleaming in the light. “Good call, one of them is a cyborg.” Cringer said as the appeared at the foot of Snake Mountain. “A cyborg? Well now, talk about non lore friendly considering the timeline.” Link said jokingly. Cringer laughed as they began to climb the mountain. “So Link, do pony's give you weird looks and ignore you, like us?” Cringer asked. “Well, most of them were friendly toward me, but the ones in canterlot didn’t trust me at all.” Link answered as he looked around the area for any signs of danger. “Really? It's seems like pony's either run in terror or completely ignore us.” Cringer said, “ Like we went to this one town near a forest that had giant tree house, and everyone just locked themselves inside their houses and didn't come out. So we went to Canterlot cuz we were looking for directions to Grayskull.” Cringer said as they continued. “Ah, the timeline must be before Trixie arrived.” Link said as he shook his head. “Don’t worry, give them some time and they’ll open up, not unless your Celestia has some xenophobia.” “Who's Celestia? is she important?” Cringer asked. “She’s one of the two princess that rule over Equestria.” Link explained. The hylian was easily climbing with little effort thanks to the golden gauntlets enchantments. “Huh, I guess we should try and avoid them, don't want to get mixed up in politics.” Cringer said. “That would be for the best, they might be different compared to my Celestia and Luna.” Link commented. “Hey, I smell someone.” Cringer said before haunching down. The hylian did the same and kept his form low and hidden. They crept and saw Beastman digging holes for no apparent reason. “I love holes, I love holes, I love every kind of hole” He sang as he dug. “What. the. fuck.” Cringer whispered. “I’d hate to see how he’d react to a female hole..” Link commented in a whisper alongside a mental cringe at his thoughts. “God damnit not i can't stop think about...that!” Cringer yelled. Beastman whirled around and saw them. “Oh hello!” He said before going back to digging. “...One track mind.” Link commented in a whisper. “No, he's just an idiot.” Cringer whispered as they walked past him. They soon snuck into the room containing He-man. He-man was chained up from the ceiling as two ball towered on either side of him drained energy from his body. “Yes, soon your power will be mine!” Skeletor cackled before his attention to an amulet with an alicorn emblazoned upon it. “A shame that only reacts to ponies.” He said as he picked up. “No matter perhaps I shall just sell it some miserable shopkeeper in need an item of interest.” With Skeletor distracted by his evil self-monologuing, Link takes this moment to place his sword and shield on the ground careful, then reached back to pulled out a bow and arrow. He carefully takes aim as the tip of the arrow hums to life with magic, once fully charged with Light, he allows the arrow to fly true toward Skeletor. It hit Skeletor dead on flinging him into the wall. Cringer then lept forth and pinned Skeletor down while he was dazed. “Free He-man so we can get out of here!” Cringer said as he struggled to keep Skeletor pinned. Quickly sheathing his equipment, he pulled out the Megaton Hammer. With a mighty powerful scream and a strong battlecry, he swung his hammer into one of the ball towers. The tower exploded causing the other one to malfunction and explode, the force of these explosions knocked the chains sending He-man hurling to the ground. “Oooh that hurt.” He-man said as she struggled to his feet. Link quickly pulled the sword of power from out of his pocket dimension of a pouch and handed it to He-man, once the warrior grabbed hold of the sword and took it. The hylian turned his attention toward Skeletor. Skeletor blasted Cringer off him and into a wall. “Damn it, By the power of Grayskull!” He-man said raising his blade, restoring his lost strength and then transforming Cringer into Battle Cat. Link drew his own weapon as it shun with pure energy. The hylian kept his face hidden within the cloak as he ready himself with his hylian shield. “Err begone!” Skeletor said opening a portal behind them before shouting, ”Fus Roh Dah!” Suddenly they were thrown through the portal by an unknown force. “Well Skeletor is Dragonborn, didn't see that coming.” He-man said reverting back to adam as he and Cringer stood up.” “No, anyone can use that shout, even the greybeards. It does make me wonder where he even learned it.. Is he a Displaced too?” Link asked as he got up with a groan. “To be honest, I expected a lot of security, I suppose his ignorance as his downfall.” “Yea and guess he could be displaced but I have no idea if that's the case or not.” He-man pondered. “You may want to try being more prepared as Displaced are capable of anything if he manages to meet more.” Link frowned as he had a thought. “Especially if he gains any instant death spells, he probably has Marked For Death if he went the distance.” “Yea, I've been learning battle magic like fireball.” He-man said. “You oughta look into finding someone who can teach you the art of spellcraft, either that or learn how to manipulate the void energy within you to do the same effect but with some dangerous results.” Link suggested as he sheathed the master sword and placed his shield onto his back. “Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Maybe I'll ask the sorceress to teach me.” Adam said with a smile. “How’d you even get captured anyhow?” Link asked as he removed the golden gauntlets and placed it back into his pouch. “Um, well I kinda let my guard down, and Evil Lyn sneak attacked me.” Adam blushed. “That’s a bit insulting to a man of your power.” Link said as he shook his head in disbelief. “I mean really, you hold power that can even lift castle greyskull..” “I know, I need to be more careful, I think she might of had some magic to knock me out, if I was paying attention it probably would have failed.” Adam said. “Just be more careful.” Link said, the hylian looked like he wanted to say more, but a glance around made him reconsider it as there may be spies or magical spells in the air watching them. “Well, I guess this is where we say goodbye, thanks if you ever need my help just call.” Adam said with smile. “Have a backup plan if this ever happens again.” Link said as he pointed at a necklace that had appeared around Cringer’s neck since he was the one who summoned him first. “Just sing whatever tone its playing and i’ll be here.” “Thanks Link, our contract is complete.” Cringer said with a smile. With those words spoken, Link was surrounded by a blue crystal as it started to spin around, then blinked out of existence. Author's Note This is a cross with Displaced Writer's link displaced "an forced hero" it the future version,not the past.
There be dragon's aheadView OnlineHe-man and the masters of equestria!There be dragon's aheadAdam was in the white room again practicing a spell under the supervision of the sorceress. Adam held his hands close together with a ball of fire forming between them. “Good now concentrate on your target and fire,” The sorceress instructed. Adam pushed his hands forward launching the fireball into the hard construct before him destroying it. “Good now on the next one,” She said, “This time I'm going to fire small spout of fire and you are too block it with a ward,” She said getting in a position proper for casting her spell. “Right,” Adam said standing in a firm posture his hand outstretched as he opened his palm, causing a small shield of magic to appear in front of him. The sorcerous fired a small stream of flame at Adam, but the flame was negated by the shield. She then kept firing while steadily increasing the size and heat if the blast, and for about half a minute the shield held, but it began to split and crack. “Alright that's enough,” The sorcerous said, “Well done Adam you have made a lot of progress in this week,not only can you cast a fireball in approximately 1.5 seconds every 3 seconds,you can fire a steady sparks spell for 4 seconds, and hold shield for about 5 seconds at best,and that is without factoring in He-Man.” “Yea but I still can't cast a better shield than that and my fireball and sparks don’t pack that much of a wallop,” Adam replied. “Be that as it may you still have done well,” The Sorceress replied. Adam was about to reply when Cringer ran in. “The crystal ball thing is glowing!” The big cat said. The sorceress suddenly pulled the trio into a portal with her magic. The portal opened up in a large room with a crystal ball in the center. The Sorceress waved her hands above the ball causing the inter contents to change make a picture similar to a tv screen. On the screen, it showed ponies running from Skeletor and his forces as he sat on the head of a huge dragon with curved horns. “It appears Skeletor has recruited the dragons to his cause this does not bode well for Equestria,” The sorceress said with a grim look. “So I guess I should go and take them out!” Adam said punching his palm with his fist getting pumped. “Hmmm perhaps I have something that might help, after all, you are still outnumbered,” The sorceress said. “What do you have in mind?” I asked her. “Let's just say that I have come across several unusual items of power,” She said taking out brown and red box opening it to show five golden coins with images of an animal on each them, a Tyrannosaurus, saber tooth tiger, triceratops, pterodactyl, and a mastodon. “Whoa, the power coins? How did you get those?” Adam asked. “Well you see I was cleaning one of the dimensional hallways when I accidentally activated it, causing me to come face to face with a wise and powerful wizard by the name of Zordon, we hit it off right from the start as we both fought for justice and the good of all,so during one if our conversation he brought up his power rangers and how proud of their accomplishments he was, he also mentioned that one of them had a sword of power, prompting me to tell him about the Sword of Grayskull, this interested him greatly so we decided to trade information on both our items of power,he taught me to make power coins and zords and I helped him forge a sword of grayskull,” She said before stopping with a pant to catch her breath. “So wait one of the power rangers has power sword?” Cringed asked. Meanwhile in angel grove “Alright rangers time beat these guys down,” Said a very buff red ranger said to his equally buff team. “We have the power,” They all said in union raising their swords of power. Rita watched from her castle on the moon. “Fuck my life,” She said facepalming. Back in Equestria. “Alright so what now?” I asked. “Well I suppose I will have to search Equestria looking for recruits, you I'm afraid must fight Skeletor alone for now, I will open the portal to appaloosa as that is what is being attacked.” She said waving her hand opening the portal. “Alright, BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!” I said raising my sword above my head, transforming into He-Man and then pointing it to Cringer transforming him to Battle Cat. “Alright let's kick some ass!” Battle Cat roared as He-Man jumped onto his back, before charging through the portal. The portal opened up into an orchard of apples. Battle Cat had no fucks to give though, as he continued to charge as he followed the scent of Dragons. They ran out of the orchard and into the open dirt road. There was a small group of dragons waiting for them headed by Evil-Lyn. “Hey, you find Good Lyn yet?” He-Man asked as he vaulted off Battle Cat and slashed his sword into one of the chests of one of the dragons cutting into his cyan hide, causing him to grunt in pain, and clutched his chest has slammed his fist into the dragon’s face. While this was happening Battle-Cat pinned another dragon to the ground and bit into his shoulder. The orange dragon roared in pain before blasting Battle-Cat with his fire breath shaking him off. Evil-Lyn growled and fired a blast of magic at He-man who reflected the beam back to at her slamming her to her ground as He-Man slashed at a green dragon who tried to blindside him, the dragon stumbled back clutching his now bleeding arm only for He-Man to give a face full of fist throwing him several feet across the dirt field and knocking him out. “Retreat back to the main company!” Evil-Lyn commanded prompting the dragon’s to grab their fallen comrade and Evil-Lyn before flying off. “You're not getting away that easy!” He-Man said leaping into the air grabbing onto one of the dragons causing them both to plummet to the ground. He-Man recovers and pinned the dragon to the floor before pressing his blade to his neck. “Now your gonna tell me what your boss is doing attacking a small town, or I'm gonna give you the shortest haircut in history,” He-Man said with a glare, as Battle Cat at his side growling at the defenseless dragon. “The hell if I know! I'm just a soldier!” The red dragon said squirming a bit. He-Man sighed before knocking him unconscious with a kick to the face. “Guess will have to ask the main baddy,” He-Man said hopping in Battle Cat’s back and charging in the direction the dragon’s flew. Turns out they didn't have far too go before a few of the dragons were in sight. “Alright let's go kick there asses!” Battle Cat said as He-Man once again jumped of his back and dropped kicked one of the dragons in the face. The dragon was knocked completely unconscious, and before the other dragons could dogpile him he blasted them with huge sparks spell. The lightning knocked them clean off their feet. They struggle to their feet only to been sent flying by He-Man slamming his hands together creating a thunderclap,before running forward catching two of the dragons mid air, one in each hand,before and slamming them slamming to through ground so hard they were completely incapacitated. The one that he didn't grab got the ever loving shit beat out of him by Battle-Cat. “Well that's that,” He-Man said. “Wait what ab-” Battle Cat. “Me?” A voice said causing our heroes to whip around. Behind them stood Skeletor,Trapjaw,Evil Lyn,and Beastman with an entire hoard of dragons at his command. How much is a hoard oh not much a just a few dozen. He-Man suddenly had a derp face, “This is fine,” Skeletor cracked up a bit but quickly regained his composure, “Dead memes will not save you He-Man,” “Welp Battle Cat it's been nice knowing you,” He-Man said giving Battle Cat a patt. “Were not dead yet!” Battle Cat roared charging forward but was stopped in tracks by five beams each a different color. The beams disappeared and in their place were ponies, a purple unicorn with magenta highlights in her mane,a white unicorn with a purple mane,a cyan unicorn with a white and blue mane,a white unicorn with a dark blue mane with light blue highlights and some awesome glasses and headphones,and last but not least a blue unicorn with a magician hat. Also they were all girls. “Wow that was fast.” He-Man said in surprise. “Alright everypony it's morphin time!” The purple one said as all five of them brought out a small device with a power coin at the center. “Mastodon!” shouted the one with headphones. “Triceratops!”The magician hat one said. “Sabertooth Tiger!” The cyan one said. “Pterodactyl!” The white one with da purple mane said but in fancy speak. “Tyrannosaurus!” The purple said. In flash of seizure inducing light the ponies now we're in highly merchandisable tights each a different color. T-rex=red,tiger=yellow,triceratops=blue,ptera=pink,Mastodon=black. “Alright rangers let's kick some dragon butt,” The red ranger said charging into battle. He-Man gripped sword tightly before dashing ahead of the rangers and slammed his sword into the closest dragons sending them all flying. The dragons tried to dog pike but the red ranger used her power sword to smack them away. He-Man surveyed the battlefield making a quick note where his allies were fighting ,before setting his sights on Skeletor who was staring him down. He-Man charged him swinging his sword. Skeletor blocked with one of his swords and swung his other blade at He-Man’s face, He-Man grabbed sword hand stopping the sword before it hit his face. “Fus Ro Dah!” Skeletor shouted knocking He-Man back. He-Man fell to the ground dodging Skeletor's blades as he brought the both down where He-Man had been a second before. He-Man jumped up and In to the air before trying to bring his blade down on Skeletor,only for the dark lord to nimbly dodge out of the way.He-Man swung a few blows at Skeletor,each one getting parried. He-Man kept the pressure on not giving him time to use a shout while wearing him down. “You and I were not like everyone else,we're not from this world,” Skeletor said as we continued our duel. “So you are a displaced!” He-Man said taking a big swing at him,to which he back flipped to dodge. “Of course I am dumbass,but unlike you I’m going to use my power to become the king of this world,” He said. “Seriously? don't you have a little more imagination?” He-Man dead panned. “Why not? Then no will ever tell what to do,I could to do whatever I want!” He laughed. “Expect you'll have to regulate stuff like the economy,relation with countries,any problems your empire is currently facing, as well as the plethora of problems that come from ruling,” He-Man said shaking his head. Skeletor stopped and thought about it, “Hmmm,maybe unless I change the world completely!” He began before a loud coughing could be heard. They turned around to see that Battle-Cat and there rangers were done kicking the other baddies asses. Skeletor growled and materialized his staff before slamming it down teleporting himself and his forces away. A flash of light reverted the ponies back to their normal states. “Are you He-Man,” asked the purple mare asked. “Yep once sec let the power return,” He-Man said raising his sword as lighting fired out of the blade reverting him and Battle-Cat back to their normal states. The mares seemed surprise by this but nevertheless the purple one continued talking. “Wow that was amazing how does it work!?” She asked with a huge smile on her face. “Well point my sword into the say the magic words and get hit by lighting infused with the power of Grayskull,” Adam shrugged. “Okay what is Grayskull and what kind magic is used to power it?” She pressed. “Um look lady I'm grateful for the help don't get me wrong,but your kinda creeping me out,especially since I don't know you or your friends.” Adam said taking a step back. “Oh sorry,I'm Twilight Sparkle,” She said, “The white unicorn with the purple mane is rarity,the other white unicorn is vinyl,the cyan one is Lyra,and ugh the blue mare is Trixie,” “Nice to meet you I'm Cringer and this Adam!” Cringer said butting in before Adam could say anything. “What he said,” Adam said looking a bit annoyed. “Well I suppose we should heading home Twilight,” Rarity said, “After all their not ponies and I'm not sure we can trust,” “Hey wasn't it the sorceress that sent you? She is a human same as me,plus she trusts me,” Adam said getting a bit angry. “Be that as it may you and your sorceress at both not ponies,not to mention you friend is carnivore,” Rarity scowling at Cringer. “Well excuuuuuuuse me princess,” Adam said turning around and walking away. “Wait where are you going?” Twilight asked in confusion. “Home,come on Cringer,” Adam said. Cringed followed close behind giving Rarity a glare as he went. “Oh so not going try and gain our trust so we be friends,like any civilised pony,” Rarity said a smug smirk. “I don't have any interest in being friends with a bunch of people who judge others by their species,and pick on carnivores because they are physically incapable of eating diets that don't compose of largely meat,” Adam said in disgust. “Why I never!” Rarity protested. “Why I always,” Adam snapped back, “Thanks for the help today,but next time Cringer and me have to go into a huge battle,don't bother coming to help cuz we don't want it not from you,” And with that a portal opened up taking Cringer and Adam back to grayskull,leaving the ponies in shock. Author's Note This story is finally back,hope you liked this story,I'm going to make xenophobia a trait some but not all ponies have mostly those of higher class,like rarity.
He-Man vs Goldar... why? Because reasonsView OnlineHe-man and the masters of equestria!He-Man vs Goldar... why? Because reasonsAdam was napping in a hammock he had made with a large durable cloth,that he had found while exploring the castle. Cringer was also sleeping,right under the hammock. It looked like it would be a pretty chill day….yeah right like that ever happens in one of these fic. “Adam,Cringer come quickly!!!” The sorceress shouted into their minds. Adam jolted awake and fell out of the hammock and onto the green tiger below. Cringed yowled loudly and Adam and ye got into one of those cartoon dust ball fights. When the dust cleared Adam was covered in scratches and cringed large bumps. “Um sorry you surprised me,” Cringer said when the situation he found himself in hit him. “Yea same here,” Adam said scratching the back of his head. “Um let's go see what the boss lady wants,” Cringer said as they walked out the door. Back in the crystal ballroom the sorceress prepared to give them their daily dose of bad news. “I'm afraid that bringing the power coin into the fold may have been a bad idea,” She began. “You mean other than handing them to a bunch of racists?” Adam glared. The sorceress sighed, “I didn't no they would treat you and cringed for the last time,and to be fair you only really talked to one of them,” The sorceress said. “Well, the team didn't really say anything the suggested that they disagreed,” Adam argued. “There is no time for this we have more pressing matters at hand,” She said if she was annoyed she did a pretty good job at hiding it, “ Now back to business it appears that...well see for yourself,” The screen changed to show a large hologram of a large red metal armoured humanoid with a long staff with a Z on end of it. “Greeting you disgusting pony's I an the great and powerful LORD ZEDD and I am EVIL!!!” Lord Zedd laughing maniacally. Meanwhile in ponyville where on of the holograms were being displayed. “Hey that is Trixie's line!” Trixie yelled. Back in Grayskull. “Did he seriously just announce that he’s evil?” Cringed deadpanned. “Yes yes he did,” Adam said facepalming. “He does seem to enjoy his wickedness,” The Sorceress said shaking her head. “Well what do you think his first mo- HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG BOI!!!” Adam began before a giant golden monkey thing appeared smashing buildings apart with ease. “Alright time to get to work By the power of grayskull!” He said transforming into He-man and quickly turned Cringer into Battle Cat. “Before you leave allow me to give something that will help you fight the monster as it is unlikely that we will receive help from the other rangers.” She said handing him a golden coin with a strange symbol on it. “Nice it's morphin time! White Tiger Zord!” he said as a white light clad him with white skin tight jumpsuit,with a black and golden breastplate and a helmet with the same colors but a tiger like design,“Heh I have a tiger as a pet/friend and now I have tiger powers,” He-man smiled under his helmet. “Indeed,” his new tiger sword at his aide said. “Hello Saba!” He-Man said drawing the talking sword. “Greetings He-Man,” Saba replied, “Alright let's go!” Battle Cat roared as he charged through the portal and into a group of grey suited things that were making weird sounds. “Puddies take care of them Cat!” He-Man said as he got into a battle stance. “We need Tigerzord power now!” Saba said. Suddenly there was a large roar as large white tiger mecha began running down from a nearby mountain and quickly arrived at the scene. He-man quickly jumping onto the of the mech allowing him to descend into the cockpit. “Wow I've always wondered what it would be like to be in the cockpit of a zord!” He-man said placing Saba in a panel in the front of the cockpit. “Alright now use the panel to control it in tiger mode and your body movements in warrior mode,” Saba instructed. “Alright let's take this guy down!” He-Man said as the White Tigerzord slammed into the giant gold armoured monkey. The monster jumped to his feet and saif “Curses, I thought we would be rid of you White Ranger but I guess I,Goldar,will just have to destroy rig-” He was interrupted by Tiger Zord slapping him across the field. “Hey I was talking!” Goldar protested. “Dude this is a fight not a movie or something,” He-Man said rolling his eyes under his helmet. “Why you!” Goldar said charging him. “Tiger zord convert to warrior mode!” He-Man commanded as it shifted from a Tiger mecha to a human like mecha now holding a sword. Inside the cockpit He-Man held his sword of power and swung at a hologram of Goldar,the tiger zord following his movements to the best of its ability. The Tiger Zord kept Goldar backing up as it blocked all of his sword strikes and power through his defenses. “Errgh time for play B,” Goldar said quite loudly. Suddenly two large bolts of lightning hit a group of puddies who had just appeared causing them to grow to the same size as the Tiger Zord and Goldar.The puddies charged the Tiger Zord alongside Goldar. The Tiger Zord punched and kicked trying to keep them off him. Eventually, the puddles and Goldar were able to pin the Tiger Zord and began to beat down on it. “GET OFF!” He-Man yelled firing a fire ball out of the Tiger Zord’s chest blasting three of the puddie into oblivion. Meanwhile on the ground. Twilight and her friends watching the Tiger Zord trying to fight off the puddles. “Guy’s we've gotta do something,” Lyra protested. “I see no reason to help that uncultured swine!” Rarity said with a scoff. “Rarity! Stop being a racist bitch!” Lyra said. “Says the one who is obsessed with that that MONKEY!” Rarity said getting in her face. “Thats racist!” Lyra said. “Not my fault that pony’s are the only species that cultured and sophisticated enough to be treated as equals,” Rarity said. “Rarity?” Twilight said walking up to her. “Yes, darling?” Rarity asked. Twilight slapped Rarity across the fast leaving a red mark, to the utter shock of everyone present. “Shut the fuck up,” Twilight said glaring. “B-,” Rarity said holding her face before getting slapped again. “No buts, You're being a spoiled brat,” Twilight said, “If you don't want to help someone who is putting his life on the line to protect our home! Than hoof over your morpher and get lost!” Rarity looked at her in shock, but lowered her head and stayed. “Good, now it's morphin time” She said as they lined up. “Mastodon,” Vinyl said. “Triceratops,” Trixe said. “Saber Tooth Tiger,” Lyra said. “Tyrannosaurus!” Twilight said and with that they were all clad in their colored tights,“ We need Dinozord power!” The earth shook as a volcano in the distance erupted and the ground nearby opened up. From the volcano flew a pterodactyl mecha,and a T-Rex mecha rose from the ground that had been opened up. The two mecha were soon met with tiger,triceratops,and mastodon mecha. All five of the zords made their way quickly to the battlefield. The rangers jumped into the cockpit. “Alright everypony let's do this!” Twilight said as she piloted the T-rex zord to throw two of the puddies off of the Tigerzord. “I thought I told you that we don't want your help!” He-man said as his mecha went back to back with Twilight’s. “I think we got off on the wrong hoof,let's fight these guys off and try it again,please,” Twilight said. “Fine, let's get this over with,” He said annoyed while charging back into the group of puddies while the other zords helped him fight. The Tiger zord converted back into a tiger and ripped into one of puddies causing it to kinda just fade away. With all six zords the puddies were quickly disposed of leaving only Goldar. “Err you win this time rangers!” Goldar said disappearing in gold light. “Welp that's annoying,” He-Man said jumping back to the ground with the others as the zords returned to their hiding spots, “let the power return!” “So about that whole getting of on the wrong hoof thing,” Twilight said now without her jumpsuit. Adam just looked at her. “Okay,first I think Rarity has something she needs to say,” Twilight said glaring at Rarity. “I-I'm sorry, I should not have been so judgemental,” Rarity said. Adam looked at them for second, “I have interest in being friends with you but I won't object if you decide to fight alongside us,” “Wait don't leave again we can talk this out!” Twilight said as a portal opened up behind Adam and Cringer and they began to walk through. “Like I said the closest we want to get involved with you people is protecting you bad guys,” Adam said as they walked through the portal it closing behind them.