Jason is normal… by most standards. Unfortunately, he's always being thrust into multiple not-so-normal situations. That includes today. He's minding his own business when BAM. Equestria. Or at least that's what he was told. Let's check off the list: Survival skills? Nope. Fighting skills? Nope. Good listener? Nope…. Well… He's screwed. (Jumping on the "Rust"y bandwagon. Holy crap, I'm so punny. Characters and tags added as they appear in the story. Teen for intense swearing.)