I'm making a note here, huge success?
it's hard to overstate my growing panic...
I've been displaced,
turned into a self. aware. A.I.
now I'm in Equestria,
where no-one wears any pants.
so I'll make do here with all the pieces I have,
and I'll build a new life, share some fun and some laughs!
if you like this, read more.
cause yeah, I should be sore.
but I'm not because I'm:
Still Alive!

rated mature for swears, innuendos and nudity, there might be more but I'm not sure yet.
(PS. the picture reveals a secret about the character if you look hard enough.)