Kalam Cardin never exactly knew how he was sent to Equestria.

Honestly? Nobody cared.

Now Kalam has to deal with being Princess Celestia's advisor with a never ending stream of paperwork. But when a strange ambassador arrives trouble follows Kalam to the place he cares for most. Armed with some unicorn magic, outdated quips from television, and some half baked schemes he'll try and save the day or get smashed by yaks trying.

10/03/20XX Update: Wow featured again? Good to know when I write self servicing sarcasm humor to vent people enjoy it. Right on.

10/04/20XX Update: Two days in a row and great reviews? I am equally appalled and concerned. I haven't even thrown in any humanxpony shenanigans.

10/05/20XX Update: Whew day three and still up there. Yup. Not sure why you're still reading this. Hey, if you still are though good for you glad you're enjoying this.

10/06/20XX Update: Day four... okay this is ridiculous is someone messing with me?