Chapters SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
Everypony in Ponyville are trying to fight back against the Teletubbies, but the creatures of old times are much too powerful. "Yes! Yes! YES! MY PLAN IS FINALLY IN MOTION! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!", Enzo bellows in victory. Using a jetpack, he flies to the top of Twilight's castle. He then uses a Teletubbie ray to turn everypony into a Teletubbie. The ten heroes see this.
"That ray is turning everypony into a Teletubbie. We have to destroy it somehow", SMG3 says. Just then, a cage traps the ten heroes. They are levitated up to where Enzo stands.
"Ah. The saviors of Equestria. The fatass Italian. The scaredy-cat. The polar opposites. So glad you could join us. The party's just beginning! Soon, every single pony will be a Teletubbie, and that includes the six of you!", Enzo monologues. He aims his ray at the cage. The four Marios get tossed out. He fires.
"NOOOOOOOO!", the Marios shout. However, Twilight uses her magic to create a force field around herself and her friends.
"We'll never be a part of your army!", Twilight says. "You're nothing! The prehistoric times belong in the past! And if you can't, ugh, accept that, then SCREW YOU!!!" She uses her magic against the ray. The ray's beam is pushed back, destroying the ray.
SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
"The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says.
"Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts.
"Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts.
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says.
"Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says.
"Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in.
"OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers.
"Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says.
"Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother.
"Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says.
"Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says.
"HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts.
"Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts.
"Pingas", Mario replies.
"Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..."
"HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts.
"Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls.
"Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad.
Mario, what the hell?!, the midget shouts.
"Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says.
"Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him.
"You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts.
"Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!"
"Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him.
"You all right?", the fatass says.
"That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them.
"Damn it", SMG3 says.
"Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks.
"Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time.
"Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says.
"How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion.
"Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says.
"Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout.
A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal.
In the Everfree Forest...
"OOF! Goddammit! Mario? Luigi? Anybody?", the YouTuber says.
"Get off of me!", SMG3 says.
"This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you. This is what I do, I sit on you." SMG3 stood up, causing SMG4 to fall. "What'd that fatass do this time?!"
"Better question, where are we?", SMG3 asks.
"Simple. We're in the magical land of Equestria. I recognize this place because it's what I use for Teletubbieland", SMG4 says.
"Where's Mario and Luigi?", SMG3 asks.
In Canterlot...
"Oh... mamma-mia. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees the Crystal Heart. "Oooooh. Touch." An alarm blares. Mario runs.
In the cave where the Tree of Harmony resides...
"Oooooh." He takes the Elements of Harmony. "Ha-ha-ha. Yippee!"
Deep in the Everfree Forest...
"What is this place?", Luigi asks. He hears something.
Castle That Never Dies
In a time of tribulation, where the walls seem to have cracked and crumbled underneath you... What must you do for your kingdom when all you want to do is run and find help? You travel the darkened fields in search for an answer... But you're not alone... You find another castle crumbling and another ruler seeking for help. Lost within the gaze of a doppelganger identity, you seek to help rebuild each others castle...
"What?", Luigi says.
SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
"We have to find them. Only Mario can bring us home.", SMG4 says.
"You probably don't know this, but Mario's an idiot", his doppelganger replies.
"What're you saying?"
"I'm saying that we're probably screwed. I think I see a village up ahead. We should probably ask for directions."
"I don't think so!", an all too familiar voice shouted. The duo's eyes grow wide. "Well, well... it's been too long, hasn't it... Luke?"
"That voice... it can't be!", the YouTuber says.
"Oh, yes, it can... it really can!", the voice says. A familiar face appears from the shadows of the forest.
"Enzo?! But how? I thought you were..."
"Gone? Well, sadly for you, I never left. I've been here, plotting my revenge!", the psychopath says.
"Are you honestly still living in the past? Times have changed!", SMG3 says.
"Oh, the doppelganger", Enzo says.
"No. Like to think of myself as a doppelganger-killing long-term booty call."
"Where are our friends?!", the YouTuber demands.
"What makes you think I'd tell you?!", Enzo retorts. Suddenly, Enzo is levitated by an unknown force. "What the...?!" He is tossed aside, and a crew of ponies appear before the duo.
"Are you guys okay?", one of them asks.
"We are now. Thanks. SMG4, listen. Enzo wants both of us. We need to work together. I know I'm probably the last person you want to trust right now, but we need to find the brothers before Enzo can", SMG3 says.
"I understand", the YouTuber replies.
"Who the hell are you guys?"
"I'm Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship", one of the ponies answers.
"I'm Applejack. Nice to meet ya", another one says.
"Um... I'm Fluttershy", another one says.
"Awww..."
"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!", another one says.
"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest pony in Ponyville!", another one says.
"I think Mario's faster than you."
"I'm Rarity", the final one says.
"The name's SuperMarioGlitchy3, but you can call me SMG3. The guy in the white overalls is SMG4."
"Let's go to the castle.", Twilight says.
The eight heroes walks to the castle. Meanwhile, Enzo regains consciousness. "Oh, hell, no."
As The Lights Go Out
Stone cold, in the middle of a circus
Meanwhile...
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.
Meanwhile...
"Oh... Mamma-mia." Luigi walks into Tartarus. He sees a certain psychopathic Pegasus filly and a centaur. "Fuck this shit, I'm out." Luigi runs out. "Lucky me!" He runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Suddenly, Enzo tackles Luigi. Four Teletubbies appear. "Nope." Luigi slipps out of Enzo's grasp and runs off. "Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!" Enzo turns around... and sees the giant prison.
Meanwhile...
"You see, a fatass named Mario teleported us here with some kind of magic wand. We have to get home", SMG4 says.
"Maybe we can use the Elements of Harmony to get you guys home", Twilight replies.
"Yeah, just one problem. I quickly flew to the Tree of Harmony, but the Elements were gone. The only thing there was the smell of spaghetti", Rainbow Dash says.
"Wait... spaghetti? I think Mario took them", SMG3 says. SMG4's right eye starts twitching.
"MARIO!!!!!!!!!", the YouTuber screams. SMG4's voice echoes throughout the entire castle. It could be heard all across Equestria and beyond.
"Uh-oh, spaghettios. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm."
"Goddammit! God-fucking-dammit! That blue-overalled, spaghetti-eating, dumbass charlatan!"
Author's Note
The references are strong with this chapter.
SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
"How'd you guys even get here?", Twilight asks.
"Well, it's kind of a long story", SMG4 replies.
A flashback shows what happened.
"The Mushroom Kingdom. A magical place where the heroic Mario Bros. reside. But this isn't the Mushroom Kingdom you know. A guy in white overalls turned this beloved kingdom into the most retarded place on Earth", Lakitu says.
"Shut up, Lakitu! I'm kind of busy! The Anime Arc won't create itself, ya know!", an angered voice shouts.
"Whatever. Mario?", Lakitu retorts.
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? WHAT IS IT?! I've got important business matters to attend to!", Mario says.
"Okay. One, you're expanded your dong. Two, SMG4 has some golden spaghetti with him", Lakitu says.
"Say whaaaat?" Mario's eyes cross outward. "Okey dokey." He ululates while running into SMG4's office. He barges in.
"OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, what the hell?!", SMG4 hollers.
"Give me my golden spaghetti", Mario says.
"Guys, Mario clogged the toilet again", Luigi says. Mario turns to his brother.
"Get me the heck out of here!", SMG4 says.
"Also, SMG3 is being a bitch again", Luigi says.
"HA-HA-HA! I'LL DESTROY THIS CASTLE!", the villain shouts.
"Mario, do something!", SMG4 shouts.
"Pingas", Mario replies.
"Hey, fucker!" SMG3 hears his doppelganger's voice. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass..."
"HA-HA! With what?", the villain shouts.
"Shit. Mario, help me out here! You too, Luigi!", SMG4 calls.
"Do I haaaaaaaaaave to?" SMG4 glares at Mario. "Fine! Super Toadie Grenade." He throws Toad, which obviously does nothing... except piss off Toad.
Mario, what the hell?!, the midget shouts.
"Well, I've done all I can do", the fatass says.
"Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee! Go, Weegee!", Luigi says. He flips off SMG3, distracting him.
"You son of a bitch!", the villain shouts.
"Peek-a-boo!" SMG4 appears behind his doppelganger. "You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You ain't gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it!" SMG3 tackles his doppelganger. The two men roll around on the ground trading blows. "This ends now!"
"Mmm-mmm!", the villain says. SMG3 aims a rifle at his doppelganger. He fires, but Mario tackles SMG4, saving him.
"You all right?", the fatass says.
"That was close. Thanks." The duo look at the defeated villain. Mario pulls out a wand. Luigi joins them.
"Damn it", SMG3 says.
"Uh, Mario? Where'd you get that?", SMG4 asks.
"Hmmm..." A flashback shows Mario stealing the wand from the Rock Wizard, who was asleep at the time.
"Okay. Mario, put down the wand", the frightened YouTuber says.
"How 'bout no? I'mma gonna banish SMG3 to a magical place. Karru marri odonna loma molonu korrano!", Mario says. The others share looks of confusion.
"Are you honestly that stupid?", the villain says.
"Hey! Shut up!", Mario says. Suddenly, the wand starts going bonkers. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"MAMMA-MIA!/MARIO!/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", the others shout.
A portal opens up. The four Marios are swallowed into the portal.
Back in the present...
"Maybe not that long. Anyways, we need to find the Elements of Harmony. However, that means we need to find Mario", SMG4 says.
"How'd you guys get separated?", Twilight asks.
"Maybe the wand was unstable. It's used by a rock."
"I found a surveillance camera. It could lead to Mario's whereabouts", SMG3 says.
The camera plays. It shows Mario hiding the Elements of Harmony.
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.
"He... ATE MY ELEMENT?! WHAT THE HAY?!", Rainbow Dash yells.
"That doesn't matter. The fact is that we now know where the Elements are. We had to find them now", SMG4 says.
"What about the brothers?", the doppelganger asks.
"Fine. We'll look for the brothers first" The eight heroes walk out.
Draw The Line
For the longest time you've picked it all up,
As the eight heroes walk out, there are confronted by an army of Teletubbies. "Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", the cute but dangerous creatures say.
"Oh, crap. Kamehameha!", the YouTuber shouts. SMG4 destroys the wave of Teletubbies. The eight heroes run off.
"Hmmm... interesting. There's more power here. I must have it all. And this time, nobody can stop me! My revenge will soon be final! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", Enzo says.
SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
"What... were those things?", the Princess asks.
"Teletubbies. Furry creatures that have a... very unfriendly personality. Approach with extreme caution. Chances are they'll pull out some kind of rifle and start shooting", SMG4 answers.
"Oh, my...", Fluttershy replies.
"We have to find Mario now. If he has the Element of Loyalty inside of him, then he'll most likely know where the other Elements are", SMG3 says.
"You guys look for Mario. We'll hunt down the remaining Elements." The Mane Six run off.
"You know I still hate you, right? I don't even know why we're working together."
"We might not see eye-to-eye on everything, but we need to stop Enzo and get home. I don't think you understand what's at stake here."
"What? No. It's you who doesn't understand that Enzo has been in my head for three years. Since he tried to attack me and the others during Christmas 2015 and now he's back! And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a good idea to let him attack us while we're looking for Mario because you saw what those furry fuckers can do. So I say we take the fight to him, dumbass. Do you agree?"
"Alright, Glitchy. We go to him. But you have to understand that we can't take the fight to him unless we find Mario and Luigi first. The entire universe is at stake here."
"I agree", Twilight says.
"What are you girls still doing here?"
"We couldn't help but overhear. We think that finding the Mario Bros. is the best plan to go with right now. SMG4, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and I will go look for Mario. Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and SMG3 will go look for Luigi. If we encounter a Teletubbie, we'll hit 'em with everything we've got."
"Agreed. Let's go." The eight heroes walked off in two groups.
Can you feel this?
S.O.S
The world has traded spots
Meanwhile...
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh."
SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
"Mario! Where are you?", the YouTuber calls.
"Don't you know any spells that could track Mario down, Twilight?", Pinkie asks.
"No, not really", the Princess replies.
"Wait! I might have something." SMG4 pulls out the Retard Detector. "If anything can find Mario, this thing can." In the distance, singing could be heard.
Why Do We Hold
Regardless of darkness and light
"Over there!" The four heroes run towards the sound. It's Mario, still wearing the Element of Loyalty around his neck. SMG4 runs over and hugs the retarded Italian. "Whoo-hoo! WHOO-HOO!"
"SMG4? How'd you find me?"
"Your singing!", the YouTuber answers. An angry Rainbow Dash tackles Mario.
"Give me back my Element NOW!"
"Blah, blah, blah. I'm a dick pony and I'm a huge bitch!" Rainbow Dash knocks Mario out. However, he quickly recovers. "I'mma don't think you can do that." Mario and Rainbow Dash trade blows.
"ENOUGH! Both of you! You're acting like a couple of idiots!", Twilight shouts.
"Well, actually, I designed Mario to be idiotic", SMG4 says. Twilight glares at the YouTuber.
"Rainbow Dash, maybe you can use the Element of Loyalty to find the other Elements of Harmony."
"Hold on. If Mario hid them, then he can find them. He not as smart as me, but he can remember stuff. Mario, where'd you hide the Elements of Harmony?"
"Hmmm. I hid one in a bakery, another one at a farm, another one at a cottage, another one near a burnt tree, and the final one in a crevice. You're welcome."
"See? He's smart."
"Pingas."
"Wait. A bakery? There's only one bakery I know about: Sugarcube Corner."
"A burnt tree? That was my home... until it got destroyed during our final battle against Tirek."
"Alright. Pinkie, where's Sugarcube Corner?"
"Follow me", Pinkie Pie said. Mario and Rainbow Dash start singing.
(You may think I'm gone, but I'm still here!)
"What's that you got there, Mario?", Rainbow Dash asks.
"The Burrito-Looking Machine. It allows me to create portals to different places. It's from Portal , a video game. Hey, Pinkie. We should go to the center of Ponyville, Town Hall. The others will meet us there." Mario activates the Burrito-Looking Machine, sending the heroes to Ponyville.
"Wow! Wait. Weren't we supposed to go to Sugarcube Corner?"
"Oh. Well... at least the others know where we are."
Meanwhile, Enzo watches the heroes. "Indeed they do, Mario. Indeed they do. Teams One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, and Twelve. Spread out across Equestria. Find out where the others are and report to me. It's time to end this land. Nothing will stand in my way. Nothing!"
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"Now, where in tarnation is that green guy?", Applejack asks.
"How am I supposed to know?! My nemesis created these monstrosities! After this is all over, he will feel my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", SMG3 replies.
"Please, don't do that. That's scary...'", Fluttershy says. SMG3 turns around. He sees Fluttershy.
"Oh. Umm... sorry? I sometimes get caught up in my monologuing." The anti-hero boops Fluttershy on the nose, and she giggles. "You're cuter than I thought." Suddenly, a green Teletubbie with a chainsaw appears.
"Give me your PINGAS!", the crazed maniacal furry piece of shit says. The four heroes jump in surprise.
"I've got this!" Rarity leaps at the Teletubbie, but the chainsaw cuts her front right leg off! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rarity screams in agony as her blood spills out.
"Rarity!" Fluttershy runs to her friend's side. She picks up Rarity's disembodied leg and Rarity uses her magic to reattach her leg. SMG3 goes 1v1 against the crazy chainsaw Teletubbie. Suddenly, a vacuum inhales the Teletubbie.
"Need some help?" Luigi has his Poltergust 3000. "There's a setting that can suck Teletubbies. Very useful, especially since we're dealing with Teletubbies." Luigi notices Rarity's blood. "Huh?" He notices the unconscious unicorn. He picks her up. "Let's go. I saw the others go this way." The others follow him.
In Ponyville...
"Yeah, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!", the YouTuber shouts happily.
"She lost a great amount of blood. Can you help her?", Luigi asks.
"Let's hope", Twilight replies. Suddenly, a red Teletubbie appears and destroys the Poltergust 3000, freeing the green Teletubbie! A bloodied and beaten Enzo appears.
"Finally! Teletubbies, attack..." He faints. Mario pulls out the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the Teletubbies.
"No, you don't! No, you don't! Prepare to see Mario's Tunnel of Doom! Very scary!" He shoots the gun under the Teletubbies. They fall through. They end up in the Dragon Lands, in a pool of lava.
"No..." The villain limps away. "I am inevitable." Applejack lassos Enzo's leg and hangs him upside-down. The villain smirks. "Fools. My Teletubbies are all across Equestria. They know where I am. I have Tartarus' magic inside of me!" He unleashes a mighty wave of energy, blowing the heroes back. "TELETUBBIES, ATTACK!" An army of Teletubbies appear. However, Mario takes out a golden eye on a necklace. SMG4 looks at the Italian with wonder. Using the Eye of Agamotto, he creates a massive portal under the Teletubbies, sending them to Hell. He does the same to Enzo, except he's already gone.
"He's getting away!" Rainbow Dash starts to fly after Enzo, but a restored Rarity stops her.
"We have to find the Elements first."
"Rarity's right. Mario, lead the way", Twilight says.
Kings And Queens
One more shot hits the throat
Suddenly, Dr. Stephen Strange appears and takes the Eye of Agamotto from Mario. He then proceeds to beat the shit out of Mario. He leaves. "Mamma-mia. Ohhhh. Mario's got 4 IQ."
"Mario, you are really stupid. You shouldn't take stuff that isn't yours. Because of you, we're stuck in this hellhole! And we're talking to ponies! This should be fucking impossible!", the YouTuber shouts. The YouTuber angrily attacks Mario, but the Italian fights back. He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine and aims it at the YouTuber.
"ENOUGH!" Twilight unleashes a wave of energy, blowing the duo back. She knocks the duo unconscious. "Rainbow Dash, you carry Mario. Fluttershy, you carry the other guy." The heroes walk off. However, Mario and SMG4 regain consciousness and leap off the ponies.
"Oh, boy! Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Mario is so good."
SMG4 And MLP: Echoes Of The Past
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario finds a cave. The Elements of Harmony are in his hands. He places the Element of Generosity in a crevice. He then goes to Sweet Apple Acres and hangs the Element of Honesty on an apple tree. He then goes to Sugar Cube Corner and places the Element of Laughter on a box. He then goes to Fluttershy's cottage and places the Element of Kindness under the rug. He then goes to the remains of the Golden Oak Library and places the Element of Magic inside. He looks at the only remaining Element... and devours it. "Hey, that was pretty good." He walks off.
"La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" Mario sees Pegasi flying. His eyes cross outward. "Pfft, I can do that." He climbs a tall tree and, using his Burrito-Looking Machine, he creates two portals: one near him, and one that will send him flying. He goes through the first portal, and comes out the other one, sending him flying. "I'M SUPERMAN! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" The Italian flies straight into Spitfire, though she remains unaffected. Instead, Mario falls towards the ground. "MAMMA-MIA!" He uses the Burrito-Looking Machine to get to safety. "Oh... Mamma-mia." He faints. Inside of him, the Element of Loyalty emanates a red glow. All across Equestria, the remaining Elements of Harmony begin to emanate glows. Mario wakes up. "AI! THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!" He coughs up the Element of Loyalty. He puts the necklace on. He then runs off to find the remaining Elements of Harmony. "Let's go. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm. La-la-la, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm? Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! Mamma-mia. Whoa!" The Element of Loyalty continues to glow. "Oooooh."
"Okay, we know where the Elements of Harmony are. Let's find them before Enzo can." Using the Burrito-Looking Machine, the ten heroes teleport to Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie finds the Element of Laughter. They then teleport to Sweet Apple Acres, where Applejack finds the Element of Honesty. They then teleport to Fluttershy's cottage, where Fluttershy finds the Element of Kindness. They then teleport to the cave where Mario hid the Element of Generosity. Rarity quickly finds it. They then teleport to the remains of the Golden Oak Library, but they're too late.
"Yes... yes... YES!!!" The psychopathic Enzo has the Element of Magic is his hands! An angry Twilight lunges at him, but he swipes her away and tackles her. "You pretty little ponies will soon be no more... I will prevail... you will meet... your END!!!" Suddenly, a bullet hits the insane man. He turns around. Mario is aiming a gun at him. Taking advantage of the distraction, Twilight grabs Enzo and flies high into the air, trading blows with him. She throws him into a wall and grabs the Element of Magic. The six ponies activate their elements and shoot at Enzo, who deflects the attack. "Fuck you." He spreads his arms, releasing a wave of energy that blows the heroes back. "YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!" He leaps at Twilight and repeatedly stabs her with a knife.
"HELP! HELP!" Enzo bit down on her. She screeches loudly, causing Enzo to retreat.
Lost Now Found
(My love was lost now found)
The others were able to revive the princess.
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In the Everfree Forest...
"Eh-oh! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!"
"Oh, no", Twilight says. "How many does he need?"
"Well, when you're a psychopath with a target, you'd do anything to kill your target", SMG4 replies.
"Impressive, SMG4. But you're too late", Enzo says. He unleashes an enormous wave of Teletubbies. The green Teletubbies have chainsaws, the red Teletubbies have flamethrowers, the yellow Teletubbies have katanas, and the purple Teletubbies have rocket launchers. About 400 Teletubbies surrond the heroes.
"Well, we're fucked. There's no fucking way we can stop these things", Luigi says.
"We can if we work together! All we need is luck!", Twilight shouts.
"What are you gonna do, shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? That's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic", SMG4 says.
"First wave!", Enzo shouts. The green Teletubbies approach the ponies.
"Oh, shit, here we go!", SMG3 shouts. The Mane Six and the Mario Four battle the green Teletubbies. However, they're stronger than normal. "I'm not scared of these furry pieces of shit!"
"Guys, there's too many of them! We have to retreat!", Twilight shouts. However, an impenetrable force field surrounds the battlefield.
"Give me the Elements of Harmony now, and your deaths will be quick and painless!", Enzo shouts. Luckily, the heroes had made it through the first wave. "Second wave!" The yellow Teletubbies approach.
Too Dangerous
Darkness betrays what I was
The heroes make it through the second wave. "THIRD WAVE!", Enzo roars. The red Teletubbies approach. They use their flamethrowers, but Twilight uses a protection spell. She and her friends use the Elements of Harmony to defeat the red Teletubbies. They advance on Enzo. "FINAL WAVE!!!!" The purple Teletubbies fire their rocket launchers from a distance. Twilight stops the rockets in midair and sends them flying back towards the Teletubbies, annihilating them all. Enzo bolts.
"Get back here!", Twilight shouts. The ten heroes chase the villain. However, he turns the tables on them. He chases the heroes through the forest.
Heart Of An Artist
You place your cards on the desk, but they rip it up in your face
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The ten heroes run for their lives, unsure of why Twilight and Rarity can't teleport them. Everywhere they hide, Enzo finds them. "Don't you understand? Equestria is already mine! Surrender now! Not even the Legion of Doom could match my power!", Enzo bellows.
"Who?", Twilight asks.
"Uh... nevermind. DIE!" Eventually, Twilight and Rarity teleport the heroes away. "You can run, but you can't hide! Teams One, Five, and Nine, they're headed your way! Teams Two, Six, and Ten, fall back! Teams Three, Seven, and Eleven, back to base! Teams Four, Eight, and Twelve, on me!"
In the Everfree Forest, the ten heroes stop to catch their breath. However, Teams One, Five, and Nine (green Teletubbies) are hiding in the trees giggling quietly. "Shh!", Teletubbie 97 says. "You're gonna give away our positions!" But it was too late. The heroes looked up. As if on cue, the Teletubbies jump down and start attacking the heroes. Despite being outmatched, the heroes manage to escape. They teleport all over Equestria, encountering the rest of the teams. Luckily, they manage to escape the deadly grasp of the Teletubbies.
In Canterlot...
"Okay, Luke. Tell us what those things are now. Tell us everything about them", Twilight says.
"Okay. Millions of years ago, Equestria was populated by furry creatures called Teletubbies. Sure, they were stupid, but their way of life was unlike anything the world has ever seen. When the Royal Sisters arrived and tried to make peace, the Teletubbies wouldn't give up their land. And so began the war that flushed out every single Teletubbie. We thought they were gone forever, but we were wrong. Now, the Teletubbies have a new leader: Enzo, who's bent on killing the brothers, my nemesis, and me. Equestria will be brought to its knees unless we can stop Enzo", SMG4 explains.
You're Just Making Us Stronger
Prey for mercy cause I have ended
Just then, Enzo appears and chases the heroes once again.
Parasite
And so it begins.
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Nighttime. The Mane Six are fast asleep. In one of the classrooms, Luke(?) looks at a map of Equestria. SMG3 walks in. "Luke? What are you doing up so early? It's 3 AM."
"Hmm? Oh. It's you. Listen. Enzo will find us at any given moment", Luke(?) says.
"I don't think so. If he knew where we were, we would've been ambushed by now", SMG3 says.
"Anyways, we need to figure out a way to stop Enzo and the Teletubbies from taking Equestria to the prehistoric times."
"That made no sense."
"Didn't you hear what I said about how Equestria was like millions of years ago? Equestria will perish unless we do something. These ponies need Equestria. And we need-"
"Friendship!", SMG3 interrupts. "Throughout this journey, we have developed a bond as friends. We're like Tom and Jerry. We can't survive without each other."
"We are not friends. We're enemies who can't see eye-to-eye on fucking ANYTHING! I fucking hate you and I always will! You ruined my birthday along with those meddling friends of yours!"
"Wait... birthday?" The terrified anti-hero runs into Luke's room to find him fast asleep. "Then that means..." He turns around. "Enzo!"
"ATTACK!" Teletubbies surrond the School of Friendship. The rest of the heroes wake up and try to escape. "There's no escape from me: the great and all-powerful Enzo! Prepare to see your world ripped apart, little ponies! The takeover begins today!" The psychopathic madman and his army walk towards Ponyville. Meanwhile, in the school, the gang try to get out.
"It's locked! Enzo put some kind of magical lock on the school, stronger than Neighsay's!", Twilight says.
"Twilight, you taught me that friendship is magic. Now, let me help you", SMG3 says. Using all of his might, he breaks the lock and bursts through the door. He defeats the Teletubbies surrounding the school. "A castle never truly dies."
"Wait... I heard that somewhere before. When I first arrived", Luigi says.
"I think that was Big Mac", Applejack says.
Override And Conquer
We will not be a slave to man
Unfortunately, more Teletubbies arrived on the scene, and this time, they had more advanced weaponry. "We got this! TOGETHER!", SMG3 bellows. The ten heroes charge into battle!
"Yee-haw!", Applejack hollers as she kicks a Teletubbie.
"Burrito-Looking Machine, go!", Mario shouts as he throws the Portal gun at a Teletubbie. "YEAHHH!" Two Teletubbies close in on Luigi, who uses his Poltergust 3000 to inhale the Teletubbies. Pinkie Pie uses her party cannon to send a group of Teletubbies flying. Fluttershy uses her cuteness to distract the Teletubbies.
"What the hell are you doing?", a Teletubbie asks.
"I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!", Fluttershy replies. Just then, Rainbow Dash pummels the Teletubbies surrounding Fluttershy. Soon enough, the battle ends. But the heroes are too late. Enzo has already begun the Teletubbiepocalypse.
Ascend through the darkness into light!
Teletubbies everywhere are terrorizing innocent ponies. The Mane Six immediately run into the town, only to be repelled by Enzo. "Enzo is getting stronger every minute! In no time, he'll be unstoppable! We have to get past Enzo and stop the Teletubbiepocalypse!", SMG4 says.
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Captured
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At the School of Friendship, the ten heroes hide from Enzo and the Teletubbies. The Teletubbies wouldn't have noticed the School of Friendship yet, giving the heroes refuge. "We'll definitely be safe in here. We should get some sleep, though. It's getting late", Twilight says. They each choose a bedroom.
SMG4 has never felt more lost. He wishes he were back home, making videos for his 3,000,000 subscribers. If it weren't for Mario, he wouldn't be here. Then again, he is having fun on this journey. However, he still needs to work on Meta Runner , and July 25 is approaching fast. He has to get home somehow.
SMG3 has realized that if he wants to go home, then he'd need to work with SMG4. So far, the duo make a good team. But what will happen when they get home? Will they still be enemies? Or will they make peace? Only time will tell... except for one thing. They don't have time.
Mario was enjoying his "vacation", obviously. Then again, he is the dumbest of the four. Truth be told, Mario has no idea what's going on.
Luigi has gone through a haunted mansion mission, but this is unlike anything he's ever done before. He just wants to go home.
Dream On
The higher my hope reigns
Layers Of Fear
Now
