
YOU PONIES ARE LUCKY IDIOTS!
An American military soldier learns how Equestria has dealt with threats. He is not amused.
Featured January 27, 2019
After Equestria and Earth make contact, an American military officer arrives to discuss military strategies with the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony and the Princesses.
To say he is less then impressed with their plans is an understatement.
Set between Season 2 and Season 3.
This is a separate story from Are Humans Evil? and its sequel.




6486 words: Estimated 32 minutes to read
8 Chapters:
- The American Way 2020-01-26 03:25:57 UTC2390
- Ponies Vs Nature: The Road to Victory 2020-01-28 04:33:15 UTC451
- Bacon Hair 2020-02-13 04:17:54 UTC429
- Special Delivery For the Storm King 2020-02-24 08:04:16 UTC957
- The Great Equalizer 2020-02-26 00:44:46 UTC597
- Friendship Through Persuasion 2020-03-05 22:02:54 UTC682
- The Worst Day In King Sombra's Life 2020-03-09 05:03:55 UTC677
- Let's Forget This Ever Happened 2020-07-30 23:12:47 UTC303