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YOU PONIES ARE LUCKY IDIOTS!

by redandready45
An American military soldier learns how Equestria has dealt with threats. He is not amused.

Featured January 27, 2019

After Equestria and Earth make contact, an American military officer arrives to discuss military strategies with the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony and the Princesses.

To say he is less then impressed with their plans is an understatement.

Set between Season 2 and Season 3.

This is a separate story from Are Humans Evil? and its sequel.

Teen
Complete
Dark
Comedy
Random
Violence
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
OPMP

6486 words: Estimated 32 minutes to read

8 Chapters:

  1. The American Way 2020-01-26 03:25:57 UTC
    2390
  2. Ponies Vs Nature: The Road to Victory 2020-01-28 04:33:15 UTC
    451
  3. Bacon Hair 2020-02-13 04:17:54 UTC
    429
  4. Special Delivery For the Storm King 2020-02-24 08:04:16 UTC
    957
  5. The Great Equalizer 2020-02-26 00:44:46 UTC
    597
  6. Friendship Through Persuasion 2020-03-05 22:02:54 UTC
    682
  7. The Worst Day In King Sombra's Life 2020-03-09 05:03:55 UTC
    677
  8. Let's Forget This Ever Happened 2020-07-30 23:12:47 UTC
    303