Chapters Well, I got my plushie. So, I'm holding "Dash" while writing in a journal full of horrific memories.. Wait. ITS STARTING TO GLOW WHAT THE.
Okay. What. The Hell. First my plushie starts to glow, now it's gone and I'm in a FOREST. With. this dumb journal.. I'm gonna close this.
I close my journal, looking around at my surroundings. I walk for a couple seconds to notice a squirrel. I crouch down to him to say Hi. When I see a pinkish tail hide
Behind a tree, I say "Hello?" I hear a squeel, I recgonize that Squeel, I say "Fluttershy?" I see a head poke out for a few seconds, she says "Y Y Y Yes?" and she
Squeels again I quickly respond, "Fluttershy, I won't hurt you." I await a response, another squeel and I hear "H How do you know my name?" At this point I thought
Frick, how do I tell her. Just. Be straight foward? I had a measley 10 seconds to respond. Before her Shyness Insinct kicked in, I decide to be Straight foward.
From... A show.. Where I come from. After a second of realization I figure out 2 options. Either, I'm in equestria's Everfree forest, God knows why Fluttershy's here.
Or well, I'm on earth, and fluttershy got teleported here, so did I. I thought about option 1 more... I hear a response: "u uh.." I respond to that "Fluttershy, I prom
ise I won't hurt you.. Just, come out." After saying come out, she quickly squeels, I respond to the squeel: "Oh, you. Always so shy.." I get up walking to her behind
The tree quickly petting her, to show I mean no harm. She warms up after this.. I ask where I am. She responds with a quick response "The edge of the Everfree forest
I came to get my squirell friend, But, what're you?" I look shocked, expecting this the last thing for her to ask, I respond a few seconds later with the simple
Answer "A.. Human.." Fluttershy widens her eyes, obviously not knowing what I am, she begins to shy up again, I tell her it's okay, "Can you lead me out of here, Please?"
It takes her a few minutes to respond, she asks if I can help her find her little Squirrel. I agree and it takes a few minutes but I find him cowarding under a tree with
a small hole I quickly tell Fluttershy, and we get out of the forest, I say thanks and do the only logical thing to do, Obviously being a hardcore MLP fan and well
Logic says go to Twilights house, But how to get there without triggering an alarm? Simple, I played enough Metal Gear solid games to know how to be stealthy, I
Look for the nearest box seeing nothing, I quickly facepalm at myself. I remembered the day on Earth 8/11/12 then I remembered DayZ how you had to stealthily avoid
Zombies, I took this over everything and went Prone, avoiding simple ponies like Lyra and Cheroliee. Making it to twilights Treehouse I knock on the door trying not to draw
Attention, I hear a "One minute!" after a minute the door opens, I find myself staring at a Pony with a shocked look on her face, I ask if I can come in.. She motions
for me to. I walk in looking behind me to see if anypony saw me, to my suprise nopony didn't. She then started asking a few questions, like, Who are you?, What are you?
Stuff like that. I answered these questions and asked Twilight some questions back, not knowing it would turn into turns and hours of questions, by that night, We were
Practically friends, we laughed and I asked for a place to sleep, she let me sleep on the floor, telling me we'd go see Princess Celestia tomorrow, I was Shocked at
her treating to me, I was expecting Zecora treatment, But, I digress. I suppose I shoudl get sleep, hopefully I can go back to earth tomorrow..
"Wake up Cameren! Wake up!" I heard Twilight yelling in my ear. I mumble "One second mom..." she then uses magic to drop some water on me. I quickly wake up. Come on!
"We must go see Princess Celestia!" I wasn't so happy, about this. I disliked Celestia more than I disliked Cake. I got my journal just incase I needed to write my thoughts
And it was my only possession. We walked out the door, Twilight didn't bother to hide me. I trusted her opinion on me so, I didn't bother to tell her. Everypony trusted
Her too, why wouldn't they? So they acted like I was another Pony. Just ignoring me. We made our way to the train station. Getting on the next train to Canterlot.
We after a train ride that seemed like 40k years. I felt like going on Steam and playing Warhammer Dawn of War But I couldn't I frowned at this thought, But smiled at
another one, If celestia can't send me home, I may be able to hang out with the Mane Six! This excited me. At this we were walking up the platform on our way to the castle..
As we walked in, they reconizged Twilight but stared at me, let me in, because I WAS with Twilight, as we walked up the castle stairs we were greeted by friends of Twilight
What one of them said made me smile a bit. "Any friend of Twilight's regardless of species is a friend of mine!" I chuckled a bit as we continued to find the Princess.
We found her a few minutes later, and well. SHE WAS NOT. Happy. She talked to Twilight in private a bit I could make out some words. "What thinking? He could be an "
"I thought back" Thats really all I could make out. They then proceeded back to me, Celestia keeping an Eye on me, her horn started to glow, I braced for the possible Pain.
I was touched with it and I started to feel queezy but nothing happened, I proceeded to ask what was that for? They blinked as if they were shocked.. I used common sense
And obviously it was an attempt to return me. Celestia attempted a few more times, I was about to throw up so I asked nicely for her to stop.. Suprisingly she did...
It's all blank after that I blacked out..
Ch. 5 The Gala
After the whole Celestia Canterlot thing, it was a few days after that, I was informed today was the was the Grand Galloping Gala, Celestia was angry that I was here.
But was nice after the whole thing anyway, Instead of 7 Tickets in the mail, came 8. Assuming One was for me, That was nice of Celestia, Considering something might zap
Me back soon, so In my possible short time in Equestria I get to go to the Gala, It may sound boring, but atleast I don't have to sit in Twilights tree house reading
Daring Do. Dash was right, It was unputdownable, I was cool with everypony at this point, I wasn't what Celestia assumed I was which I thought she said Assassain.
Rarity made me a suit, suprisingly it fir perfectly. For her first well, "Human suit" I was happy with it. And considering the fact she whipped it up, It looked nicer
Than my prom suit, back in highschool. I thanked her, and we were on our way. Upon arriving, Celestia gave me a stern look, I smiled and she kind of did. It's nice to cheer
People up. Now I see why Pinkie does it ALL the time. it was boring at first, usually just sticking around Dash and Applejack, I disliked applejack second, but She did
What western ponies do and pass down stories. They were interesting. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw Celestia, Walk on the balcony, without any guards which was
Strange. She looked bored and sad, so I decided to be a Pinkie and go cheer her up...
I walked onto the balcony to find Celestia staring at the night, It was much more beautiful than Earth's night. I heard her say. "It's beautiful isn't it."
I realised she was talking to me and I answered with a faint "Yea, it is. Luna does a great Job." As I walked up to the edge putting my arms on it, she asks
"I never introduced you to her, How do you know Luna?" I was shocked at this question, I didn't know how to answer.. I decided even though in my mind, she was queen of
The diva's I answered Honestly.. "Back where, I come from. We have this show. It's 99.9% dot on, to Equestria, but stopped at 2 seasons... I think." She was happy
I was honest.. She then proceeded to say. "Well, Whatever that show says, Royal life is boring.. I don't really get Time to myself.. This is really, the only time I had
to myself in awhile. I don't have any friends either." I was shocked at this. I proceeded to ask her "What about Twilight, or her friends?" She looked down a bit.
"Everypony thinks of me as a royal princess. I'd just like some friends. Is all." This changed my entire Disposition on her. Even made her my favorite pony at this point.
"Well, if it makes you feel better, I think of you as a friend, since, well, you're not really Quote on Quote My princess." She looked at me and hugged me Something I
Didn't expect, or even had done to me in 2 years. "Thanks." We both smiled. Luna, we didn't notice made that face that she made near the end of the episode "Luna Eclipsed"
Where she scared the Colt and ate an apple, I laughed at that face. Me and Celestia stared at Luna's beautiful night a little longer, then the unexpected happpenend.
Celestia grabbed me and kissed me.. At this point I was shocked but she never had friends, or so I think, so i guess she didn't know how to act.. She stopped realising my Shocked face
she began to say "Sorry, I don't know what came over me.." I had a new feeling for Celestia. One I haven't felt in years. "Truly.. Sorry.. Cameren.." I grabbed her hoof
To hold it like humans would hold hands. We both smiled Hearing a crunch of an apple to see luna making that face.. With an evil smile. we both knew what she was thinking.
We both said at the same time; "Don't you dare!" Her face got more evil, as she started to fly off, Celestia grabbed my hand and started chasing after her. The wind going
through my hair Everypony looked at us and gasped as Rainbow Dash chased after us. I yelled through the wind "Get back here Luna!" Despite how old they both are, they
were going faster than Dash. Suprisingly we lost her in a minute or two. We were going so fast I felt my skin was about to fall off.. It was so Exciting, Luna's long awaited response
was "PFFFFFF" Probably sticking her tongue out. There was a lake below, Luna dived, so did Celestia. her Still holding on to my hand. We landed in the water. Celestia was a bit faster
So she went deeper, we all 3 saw the same thing we touched it it was some little clearing in the water. Like an under cave. Or whatever. Where water defies gravity and theres a little cave.
Yeah. It's my mind. Inside this journal. Deal with it. Wait. Who am I writing this to? Ah screw it. Anyways we took a break in this "Dead end" as I described it
We all sat. I turned for a second.. I heard Luna gasp the second I turned around I was faced with a human Celestia.. My mouth was just wide open. as she had a shocked expression as well.
then Luna pointed out my hair which was now flowing much like theirs. This just got too weird. First off. How were we gonna explain this to well... ANYONE?
After the whole Celestia Canterlot thing, it was a few days after that, I was informed today was the was the Grand Galloping Gala, Celestia was angry that I was here.
But was nice after the whole thing anyway, Instead of 7 Tickets in the mail, came 8. Assuming One was for me, That was nice of Celestia, Considering something might zap
Me back soon, so In my possible short time in Equestria I get to go to the Gala, It may sound boring, but atleast I don't have to sit in Twilights tree house reading
Daring Do. Dash was right, It was unputdownable, I was cool with everypony at this point, I wasn't what Celestia assumed I was which I thought she said Assassain.
Rarity made me a suit, suprisingly it fir perfectly. For her first well, "Human suit" I was happy with it. And considering the fact she whipped it up, It looked nicer
Than my prom suit, back in highschool. I thanked her, and we were on our way. Upon arriving, Celestia gave me a stern look, I smiled and she kind of did. It's nice to cheer
People up. Now I see why Pinkie does it ALL the time. it was boring at first, usually just sticking around Dash and Applejack, I disliked applejack second, but She did
What western ponies do and pass down stories. They were interesting. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw Celestia, Walk on the balcony, without any guards which was
Strange. She looked bored and sad, so I decided to be a Pinkie and go cheer her up...
I walked onto the balcony to find Celestia staring at the night, It was much more beautiful than Earth's night. I heard her say. "It's beautiful isn't it."
I realised she was talking to me and I answered with a faint "Yea, it is. Luna does a great Job." As I walked up to the edge putting my arms on it, she asks
"I never introduced you to her, How do you know Luna?" I was shocked at this question, I didn't know how to answer.. I decided even though in my mind, she was queen of
The diva's I answered Honestly.. "Back where, I come from. We have this show. It's 99.9% dot on, to Equestria, but stopped at 2 seasons... I think." She was happy
I was honest.. She then proceeded to say. "Well, Whatever that show says, Royal life is boring.. I don't really get Time to myself.. This is really, the only time I had
to myself in awhile. I don't have any friends either." I was shocked at this. I proceeded to ask her "What about Twilight, or her friends?" She looked down a bit.
"Everypony thinks of me as a royal princess. I'd just like some friends. Is all." This changed my entire Disposition on her. Even made her my favorite pony at this point.
"Well, if it makes you feel better, I think of you as a friend, since, well, you're not really Quote on Quote My princess." She looked at me and hugged me Something I
Didn't expect, or even had done to me in 2 years. "Thanks." We both smiled. Luna, we didn't notice made that face that she made near the end of the episode "Luna Eclipsed"
Where she scared the Colt and ate an apple, I laughed at that face. Me and Celestia stared at Luna's beautiful night a little longer, then the unexpected happpenend.
Celestia grabbed me and kissed me.. At this point I was shocked but she never had friends, or so I think, so i guess she didn't know how to act.. She stopped realising my Shocked face
she began to say "Sorry, I don't know what came over me.." I had a new feeling for Celestia. One I haven't felt in years. "Truly.. Sorry.. Cameren.." I grabbed her hoof
To hold it like humans would hold hands. We both smiled Hearing a crunch of an apple to see luna making that face.. With an evil smile. we both knew what she was thinking.
We both said at the same time; "Don't you dare!" Her face got more evil, as she started to fly off, Celestia grabbed my hand and started chasing after her. The wind going
through my hair Everypony looked at us and gasped as Rainbow Dash chased after us. I yelled through the wind "Get back here Luna!" Despite how old they both are, they
were going faster than Dash. Suprisingly we lost her in a minute or two. We were going so fast I felt my skin was about to fall off.. It was so Exciting, Luna's long awaited response
was "PFFFFFF" Probably sticking her tongue out. There was a lake below, Luna dived, so did Celestia. her Still holding on to my hand. We landed in the water. Celestia was a bit faster
So she went deeper, we all 3 saw the same thing we touched it it was some little clearing in the water. Like an under cave. Or whatever. Where water defies gravity and theres a little cave.
Yeah. It's my mind. Inside this journal. Deal with it. Wait. Who am I writing this to? Ah screw it. Anyways we took a break in this "Dead end" as I described it
We all sat. I turned for a second.. I heard Luna gasp the second I turned around I was faced with a human Celestia.. My mouth was just wide open. as she had a shocked expression as well.
then Luna pointed out my hair which was now flowing much like theirs. This just got too weird. First off. How were we gonna explain this to well... ANYONE?
We all blinked thinking the changes were playing Mind tricks on us. They weren't. My hair was moving and Celestia was really a human.. Luna spoke up first.
"Well. I assume you both don't know what is going on.." We both shook our heads.. "Well, when a royal pony like Celestia, or me Loves a non-royal pony Or, in your case.
a..... Uh..." "Human.." "Human! Yes, I was about to say that.. Well. When this happens, and it confirms the love with a Kiss. Both.... Species....... Start to share
Traits... So.. You're both sharing the 'One' trait that well. Is pretty obvious to your love.-" "wait... You're saying we're 'cursed'?" "Well, Yes..-" "How do we fix this Sister?"
"I... Don't know. But! I will head to the castle and try to read up on it.-" "What will we do? Sit here?" I questioned "Yes.. What do we do?" Celestia aswell questioned.
"Well. You don't have your wings, Sister, so... You can't go anywhere.. Try to see if you can get to shore. I'll be back with books, Hopefully no guards question."
"What will you tell them about Cel's dissapearence?" Celestia noticed my nickname for her, I've had it since She was introducted as a character. Her name was a bit to long to say.
"Well. I'll tell them 'Cel' stepped out." "Doubt they will believe that Luna." She got a mad expression. "Just get to shore!" I smiled at her anger as it was cuter than Fluttershy's Yay scene.
Me and 'Cel' swam to shore She was still getting used to her human body so. I had to teach her a bit. Upon getting to shore we talked for a bit about I'd say 25-30 minutes before luna returned with
Around 5 or 7 books we began reading. I couldn't read Pony language well, it was pracitally disembodied Romanized english but. It's sorta readable. I was able to make out
a spell for Form control. It only helped with forms like Bears. But we decided to try it out. Suprisingly it worked, "Well. Feels good to be back in my old form, now to fix your hair.."
"A hat should do the trick, but it kinda will raise suspicion" So we kept looking. After seemingly like 40k years of looking we finally found a Hair change spell.
While I couldn't control my hair, although I wish I could, It worked and we flew back, While on our way back, Cel was talking to me about living terms in equestria.
While we're trying to keep our love a secret Luna 'Pinkie Promised' to. I am to stay in a house on the edge of ponyville Near Twilights house Until I am sent home.
Which after the events of today, I don't think will happen.. landing on the doorstep The gala nearly over, we were greeted by Twilight and the gang with smirks on their faces.
"What?" I asked. "You 3 were gone the entire night."Just talking about some 'living' arrangements since I can't go back to my home World... Yet." ""Oh..."
Celestia kneeled down a bit at her student, "You shouldn't jump to conclusions." "But the other day you were angry and hated him..." celestia kneeled up. "Learn to accept things my faithful student.."
"I don't know Spike, this just seems Too, suspicious, I mean... Princess Celestia and Cameren have been acting weird when thier names are mentioned together or seen together.
They act completely normal otherwise!" "You're just- Mmmmphhh overreacting- Mmmph to this.. Spike was suckling on a ruby he got from Rarity. I don't know if it's something but they're sorta perfect.
But now he goes and says I'm overreacting..... I'll show him I'm overreacting. I'll prove theres something going on. "Alright Spike whatever you say.." "How am I ever gonna prove it" Twilight was concerned.
I knocked on the door hoping Twilight was home. I need a book on this stuff. "Uh, Twilight?" "One second!" In a few seconds I was faced with a dragon with a Ruby in his mouth.
"May I come in?" "Yes. Come on in..." I heard Twilight in the back shout to me. Spike let me in closing the door continuing his time with his Jewel. "Hey, Twilight.."
"Good day Cameren, what do you need?" I was having second thoughts about this but. Whatever. "Uh... I was wondering if you had well, a book on Pony Love?" "Hmm... Let me check."
Twilights horn started glowing soon enough she started looking through books. She found a story on a Princess and an Earth pony loving eachother. It would have to do..
"It may have to do, I figured if I'm going to be here awhile, I better get prepared." "Who would love you? You're well..." I was offended by this.. There wasn't anything wrong with me.. Was there?
"Well, I was a big 'Stud' on earth. So.." It was an obvious lie. She didn't know what a Stud was but she took common sense into matter. "Heh. I doubt it." "If I had my laptop I'd show you Pictures."
"Pictures.... All I'd see are Drawn on pictures that look like a girl.." "Well, On earth we had Photoshop. You could take a picture, slap another persons head and skin on there, and if you were good, you could make it look like it was actually taken with said person/pony"
"Well....-" "Thanks Twilight. I've got to go. Bye." "Bye." "Bye Spike." I continued the Medium length walk to my house. It was made for a Pony. But, I made as many Modifactions as I could To fit a living style. On my way home I met some familiar faces.
Like, DJ or aka Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, Ponies like that. I got home to plop myself on the couch Opening the book. I swear I didn't fall asleep after Page 3. Well, maybe. It was boring okay?
I occasionally get letters from Celestia, obviously, delivered by Phillomena, her Pheonix. If I said I didn't think about going to see her, I'd be lying. I wouldn't actually dare, without running the risk of 'Suspicion.".
I heard a knock on my door, I heard a familiar voice after that, it was Rainbow Dash. We were good friends. She came over to check on me, she apperently saw Philomena heading this way in my mind, I was like. Shit. Right after I thought that, Guess what..
A certain Phoenix decided to show up. With a letter.... Rainbow grabbed the letter before I could. "Haha! Can't catch me!" "Dash! Give it back! It could be important!" She accidently dropped it, I dived for it, successfully grabbing it.
"Shouldn't you get mail normally?" Dash was concerned. "I don't have a Mailbox?" "Hmmmmm..." I could tell what she was thinking. Honestly, Mail was bad on earth. Like I needed a Mail Box here..
"Build one?" "No." "Do it." "No.." "Just do it you wimp!" She started laughing her guts out. I took her low alititude to an advantage. I grabbed her hoof pulling, But, her strength is suprisingly greater. Dash pulled me so high into the air. I was confused on what was what.
As I've never seen Ponyville this high. "Uh...... Don't drop me!" "I will. Hehe." "Dash!" She kept giggling. "Let's go for a ride. Get on my back she said while landing. "Fine.. Only for you, SECOND best pony."
"Excuse me?" "Fine.... Best pony." "Thats more like it!" She took off with amazing speed well, her being Rainbow Dash, I never actually seen the Real life speed, and it's pretty freaking fast, I was thinking One thing.
"In before sonic rainboom" "Won't happen, Cameren." "Well, ya' never know." I could feel the note in my pocket I asked Dash to land me on a park bench, Probably not best to read this letter on a Parkbench, But whatever,
I opened the envelope I began reading...
(Sorry this has taken so so so long, I had things to do, but for the wait, LONG CHAPTA. ON TO THE STORY )
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Cameren opens his journal writing these exact words. "I don't know, but stupid Journal. I don't know what it is about Cel, Tia CELESTIA DAMNIT I'LL CALL HER WHAT I WANT. But I feel so warm and safe around her. I've only been here what, 3 months? And I've fallen in love with a Princess, Physically changed her and well, Whatever." He closed his journal looking at the window. He smiled at Celestia's sun it was better than normal. It seemed like she didn't make it. Maybe she was sleeping when Luna awoke, or something like that. He thought, the second he did, a note was passed under the door. "Who could that be." Cameren whispered to himself. Walking over to the note picking it up it was from Princess Luna, with urgent? "Alrighty then... If it's urgent, Don't read it now?" Cameren joked to himself opening the letter...
Dear, Cameren
Princess Celestia has dissapeared a few days ago, and I wasn't able to get this to you until now.. Guards are on
Full alert. The press or really anyone, outside of castle staff have been informed. All transits are closed until further
notice. I'm sending you this so you don't cause a whole fit or whatever. I reccomend you stay in doors, because
first pony the guards may Question.. Is you, Either that or this hasn't gotten to you and this disturbance Has taken
you too. If this did get to you, stay safe. For the last thing me or Tia would want, is you dead..
Sincerely,
Princess Luna
The note was off at some points, Luna must be really bad at writing, or this was in a hurry. Wait, NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT, CEL IS MISSING? He thought, alot of possibilities ran through his head, He turned to the corner at his backpack and alot of items he was able to retrieve, Celestia found a spell to transport him back, but due to certain events. He wasn't permanently sent there. He grabbed his backpack, shoving items he'd need to go and find Celestia.He wasn't about to stop at Princess Luna's word. His marefriend was missing, and He had to find her. Beginning to shove basic gear like his Binoculars, Bandages, some food and drink into his backpack, he eye'd the journal. Walking over to it grabbing it, this was one of his only real connections to his family.. If he lost this, he'd never forgive himself. Cameren looked up then back down.
He grabbed 2 bottles of ink and 3 quills and put them in, when he heard a scratch on the door.. "Winona!" Cameren heard a familiar Western voice call. Putting to backpack on the table and walking over to the door, twisting the knob turning it. Looking down a bit he saw a familiar Orange pony with blonde hair and a western hat. "Ah, there ya' are Sugarcube, Some' fancy guardmen came to Ponyville looking for you. Saying is' royal buisness. What would this buisness, be about Hun?" Applejack asked. "Uh.. It's about some Royal buisness Applejack, I wouldn't know." Cameren responded, If anyone outside Castle staff wasn't told, then they obviously wouldn't need someone else to know. He thought. "Alrighty then! Good luck!" Applejack trotted off, with Winona who was silent the entire time.
Cameren walked over to the Backpack again, knowing he has basic gear, Now advanced gear..
He walked over to the medicine cab-net pushing aside medicine like asprin, and Painkillers, he saw a knob opening it looking at the small device, On earth he'd been developing it. Now it was it's time to shine.
Closing the cab-net putting the medicine back in place. "It's your time. O-Bot" Cameren said to himself, putting it in his palm, pressing a button. He heard a robotic voice. O-Bot active, No voice translations effective, using Voice, Combine_Overwatch 1. The robot began shifting into a smaller spider like robot, crawling it's way into Cameren's shirt and onto his chest, resting. <:: Combine_Overwatch 1 voice loaded, Vo-Coder translation active. The robot spoke Target found, Activating systems. It went on again. The Combine Overwatch voice was a Voice from a character in a video game back on earth, The Half-Life series..
Systems fully functional, Awaiting orders. The robot began again. "Standby." Cameren spoke to the robot. Walking over to his backpack slipping it on. "Recon mode." Cameren spoke again. Activating Recon mode. The robot said. It began shifting inside his shirt, he then felt a poke on his legs, it was activating recon, which affected the body by using some things not well known about the body, to his advantage.
"Change name code, OTA-OWS.13381" Cameren said again to his robot. Changing name code. to... Translating.......- Over-watch Transhuman Arm, unit, Overwatch soldier One, Three, Three Eight One. The robot muttered still being in recon mode.
"Alright, let's go find Celestia." Cameren said, walking out the door, to be greeted by Twilight. "Oh! Perfect, you're home! I've recieved a letter from Princess Luna. It's about royal matters, but, the Guards on the matter asked me to ask you-" Twilight was interrupted. "Twilight, I've got serious buisness to do right now, Talk to me about this later, Okay?" Cameren interrupted
"Alright, come by my Library when you're ready to talk." Twilight trotted off..
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"It's the fact that she's gonna stop you, Leftannant" A voice said. "Macmillan did we ever get far, worrying about people. Let me answer that for you. NO." another voice said. "You're a disgrace, Macmillan! You know we're not going to let you blab about our plan!" A white Pony in gold Armor approached Macmillan using a knife with his magic. Stabbed it into the table staring Macmillan down. "We're going to keep you here. Until we get back, You've betrayed us Macmillan, and you'll pay, for it." The Golden armor Pony and his accomplices walked out of the room, who were also wearing Golden armor. After hearing the door close, he heard another signaling that they left the hut. "Someboody, Help..." Macmillan whispered to himself. Looking down.
-----------------------------------(Yes Macmillan from CoD 4 Sue me.)---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cameren saw a hut, and some Ponies walking away from it. He couldn't make out who they were, but he kept walking. As he passed the hut he heard a scream for help..
Thinking fast he decided to knock on the door. "Hello? What's wrong!" Thinking stupidly those Ponies might've hurt him. "OWS Ram mode!" He yelled in a low voice to his robot. In a few seconds detecting the low voice the robot silently put a metal wire on his arm yet again taking advantage of the human body. After this he rammed the door, knocking it down,
"Hello?!" He yelled into the house. Looking at the second door, he opened it to see a pony tied to a chair, Looking at the
door.
"Thank Celestia. Somepony." The voice cried. "Well, not somepony, Someone, but lets get you untied." Cameren said walking over to the ties, undoing them. "What's your name?" Cameren asked the pony after undoing the ties. "Captain Macmillan, Royal Guard." He replied. Walking out of the hut with his new convienent friend. "Who did this to you, Captain?" As they were heading in the same direction anyway. "A Leftannant, Private and Sergeant of the guard, they're planning to Kill Celestia, once they find her." The Captain replied as they were walking up a path. "So, are you heading to Canterlot, too?" Macmillan continued. "Well, not exactly, I was heading there to inform a friend of my Journey I'm going to take. To actually go find, well, another friend." Cameren Replied. "What are you going to do?" Cameren asked Macmillan. "Well, first I'm going to Kick that Leftannant's behind, then I guess, continue my duties." Macmillan quickly replied. "We're closing in on Canterlot.." Macmillan said. "Before you go, Take this. If they ever try to hurt you again, stab them for me." Cameren handed him a small knife. Macmillan took it, nodding. I'll put 1 in for you, Macmillan said, trotting off to The Royal Guard depot.
"What do you mean he's gone Twilight? He was just here a few hours ago.." Rarity said to her friend, Clearly concerned by his dissapearence. "He's probably gone to Canterlot.." Rainbow said, reading Daring Do, the newest book in the corner.
"The transit's are closed... For.. Uh.. Reasons.." Twilight said to Rainbow.. "It's so strange!" Twilight continued.. "Alright,Alright, Let's go find him." Rainbow said to Twilight.. "Wait, Let's wait for spike to get back to write a letter?" Rarity said..
Cameren walked past the Guard, They knew him well. As he visited nearly every other week. This time, it wasn't about Celestia. This time he was here to see Luna.. "Uh.. Josie, where's Princess Luna?" Cameren stopped to ask a Night Guard.. "She's in the Library looking for a spell to find her sister." Josie pointed a hoof in the direction of the Library. "Thanks." Cameren said to Josie walking off..
Cameren walked into the lobby of the library. Seeing Princess Luna, testing pathfinding spells on a rat.
"That's not healthy for him, you know." Cameren startled the Princess as she casted another spell. It reflected off of a mirror blasting Cameren into a bookcase.
"Ohh... I'm so sorry, you startled me!" Luna ran over to Cameren.
"I sense Darkness coming from you... Did you know Heed my warning 3 weeks ago?" Luna asked Helping him up.
"I was curious okay?" Cameren stood, picking up a few of the books that fell.
"You know what could've Happened!" Luna shouted in a lower voice at him.
"I was only there for a few seconds!" Cameren said walking over to more of the books.
"They could've sucked you into the Darkness. You could be a Zombie to them for all I know!" Luna shouted in the same voice.
"Luna please, You'd know if I was a Darkness Whore." Cameren retorted.
"Well, I suppose.. Still." Luna began helping him.
"What brings you here. Anyway." Luna continued.
"I've come to tell you, I'm going to go find Cel. And YOU. Can't stop me. She's mine too." Cameren said, clearly making a statement now a fact.
"Alright, I won't try. But atleast. be careful?" Luna responded.
"Can't make promises, Heh." Cameren toyed with Luna.
"Next time I hope its a spike in the wall." Luna was angry, she didn't like it when he did that.
Cameren Snickered. "Before you go, Cameren, Let the guards question you on her dissapearance.." Luna asked him.
"Alrighty then, see you later." "Goodbye!"
"It's over Leftannant, I'll shove that helmet so far up your ass you'll need another ass." Macmillan Taunted.
"Clearly you have no brains, I'm not your Lieutenant Me and my accomplices are Changelings you dweeb." The Lieutenant said back.
Macmillan began charging to The Changeling. Upon impact they.
"Spike! Write a letter to Princess Luna!" Twilight yelled to spike. Spike walked down the stairs holding a parchment and quill.
"Dear, Princess Luna, Due to the events of the situation, Cameren has gone missing, do you know where he might be? That's what you write Spike." Twilight said to her assistant. He finished writing the letter and looked to the window, blowing on it.. It turned to fire and flew out the window. After a few minutes Spike threw up a letter..
Dear, Twilight Sparkle
You are right to be concerned because, He's here in Canterlot, being questioned on Celestia's dissapearence, Do not
fret for, he is safe, But he says He's going to do find her. He's staying in the Castle for a night, to get rest for his
He's staying in my room, as the guest rooms are all full if you so desire to see him, reply back as a request to do so
And I'll send a carriage..
Sincerely, Princess Luna
"He's in Canterlot Girls.." Twilight said, dropping the note on the chair. "How did h- Hitchhiking.." Rainbow implied.
"Spike, tell her to send a Carriage.. Rainbow, go round up the girls. Rarity, Help me pack our saddlebags. We're not letting him go alone. He's are friend Friends don't turn their backs on each other." Twilight said.
Tonight is a cold night. I'm spending it with Princess Luna, Her room is.. Darker than I imagined But whatever.. Cameren closed the journal, He'd written in it just now. They were on the Balcony just like the one at the night of the Gala, when Celestia and Cameren fell in Love. Luna's night was beautiful she was good at the sun too, but her nights were better, it was almost if she'd just went up to the moon, grabbed it with her hooves and moved it to the Right position..
"Your nights are amazing Luna.." Cameren tried to comfort her, due to her current situation.
"You're so sweet. Tia is lucky to have you.. And maybe soon enough, we won't have this conversation as friends, As family.." Luna responded.
"Eventually, but we got to worry if she's alive first.." Cameren was definite worried about her, probably more than Luna But he couldn't think about that, he just wanted to keep Luna happy, God knows what she could do in her sister's absence.
"You're practically family, but not to freak you out or anything, I think about what would happen if I was on that balcony.. Sometimes I wish it happened.." Luna looked off the balcony and said that.
"Sometimes..... Me too... Sometimes.. I take parts of my life, split them in two parts, and think about the alternate choice.. Like, if I had a choice, I'd choose both sides of the balance, Light and Dark. But When I do choose a side, that's what I do.." Cameren too, looked down. while saying that.
Luna swept him up hugging him. "Still, Family is family, and family needs love.." She smiled setting him down..
"You're stronger than I imagined Luna.. Heh." Cameren said..
"You're good at making somepony happy.. I'd bet you could make anypony happy.. Even me in certain situations.." Luna was happy, That's all that mattered to Cameren right now..
"I could, stare at this night forever.. I don't know how it's done.. But it's better than earth's night.. But not to spring a sudden question.. Why did you go all Night Mare Moon I wouldn't if I could make nights like this.." Cameren felt nervous asking this, but he had to know...
"Everypony slept during my nights I didn't like it... But, I apologized after the whole thing, I feel like the ponies don't forgive me.." Luna replied..
"If I was there, I'd forgive you, not only because you're a good Princess, The fact that it wasn't your fault. It was theirs..
All facts aside, what would actually happen if I stayed in the Changeling territory longer than needed?"
"The Darkness would've consumed you, You would've probably marched back to Canterlot and killed everyone, Darkness gives power.. Don't take note of that.. But the thing is, even thought you actually did let a bit into you by walking in.. Who knows what would happen. Depending on the amount that flooded in, alot could.." Luna sounded worried..
"You've got a long Journey tomorrow, go rest. I'd like to be alone aswell..." Luna continued..
Macmillan grabbed the sword from his side.. He'd been ambushed after their last encounter. By his supposed Enemies.
"Three of us, One of you.. Make your move, Captain." The Changeling disguised as the Private taunted.
Macmillan charged at the 'Leftannant' Too fast for his dodge, he swiped the side of him, Leaving a slash.. After recovering 2 Swords clashed infront of him.. It was Bleak night, He couldn't tell who it was.. But it was using magic.. Macmillan began to feel dizzy.. Like something had drugged him.. He collapsed on the grass, The figure still fighting.. Macmillan passed out.
"I used to own this land.... But now... It's gone... To the changelings.." Celestia shed a tear at the sight of the land... She wasn't about to enter.... Yet...
"Your friends are here I hope you know.." Luna said walking side by side with Cameren as they approached the exit of the Castle.
"They're coming..? No no no, it's far to dangerous, you know where, I may go to find her.."
"It's not my jurisdiction, the changeling land may be powerful, but to engulf the Elements of Harmony in Darkness? It may not be possible.." Luna didn't sound too sure..
"I'm only going for atleast a week or two, Hopefully I find her.."
"Before you go, stay here, I'll be back.." Luna ran off quickly..
"Hey, you're not leaving without us, are you?" Twilight emerged from a corner..
"I just recently found out you were here.."
Luna came back with a rectangular shaped thing... Cameren knew exactly what it was...
"My Butterfly knife... How did you..?" She also held out a watch with a gold square blue lights and 3 buttons.. It had been a cloak watch he got from an Old friend...It actually worked..
"Tia, sent me back it was originally for your birthday, but.. Better sooner than later?"
Cameren knew he couldn't hug luna in public, but, He wanted to so badly..
"Thank you.." Cameren thought he shed a tear, but that was just his imagination..
"Let's gooooo!" Rainbow Dash was bored out of her mind..
Cameren put the watch on and slid the knife in his pocket..
"Let's go.." They went off... About to start their Journey to find Princess Celestia... But first...
(Something completely of a Suprise >:3)
"Gentlemen, we are here to find this Man, who mysteriously dissapeared, while under secret Watch. We have been hired by ze' U.S Army.... As much as I hate to say it... To help.... We're out of Jobs, ever since the Gray bastard killed our Employers... Now... We must figure out how to get to their world.."A french voice began lecturing 17 other Men in the room, all of them sporting Red and Blue attire.. The french man in the mask pointed to a Television..
"This is the moment he vanished from the room, He can be seen holding a plush doll.. And walking into that- What is this... Medic, get me your Magnifying glass.." The French voice spotted a figure in the doorway.. It was tall, long arms.. And no face... "Dear god...
Scout Suivre ce chiffre .. Scout's.. Track zis' figure.." The French man pulled out a watch, calibrating it, It locked on to the figure.. It scanned it... Two phones were heard, the two Boys from Boston got up got their stuff and rushed off..
"Was suchen wir in Devon?" The French man knew German, the Blue medic had asked him, what he was looking at...
"Zis' man.. Was an old friend of mine.. I had lent him A knife and watch years ago.. Then we lost contact.. But zis' figure... It scares me... It must've taken him.. Our Boston Testosterone junkies are heading to find him..." 'Devon' pulled out a cigar, he only smoked Cigars when he was worried.. "He is tiny baby man. He can not best me.." The Russian male wearing Red attire was calling from the corner..
"Let's go, Gentlemen.. We will find him, and stomp everything in our way..." Devon and the 15 other Mercenaries walked out of the room..
The screen began to emit static, once they left, and the tall figure had walked up, And he flashed, and carrying a Red scout.. The figure had.... Killed, them...
(Yes, Yes, TF2... Sue me.)
"Something troubling you, Cameren?" Twilight was worried about her friend, he had been holding his head for the last hour..
"He's here...... I- I can feel him...."
"Who, You're just being a crazy pony.."
"RAINBOW!" Twilight was extremely worried... Who.... Was 'He'
"Sle-" With a flash of light, something had charged into the group.. It was bleak as night out, Twilight's horn wouldn't emit light anymore.. She was Knocked out.
"Who- AH-" Whoever it was, It was tall, and it was a Pony, it had stabbed it's horn into Cameren,
"I thought they were..... Blunt....." He had just passed out. Along with his other 6 friends, who had all taken very large blows from the impact...
"No, they aren't.. And now you're dead.." A mare voice said, manically laughing.
"Sterilize!" The Doctor shouted.. "Get me some Morphine! He's Regaining!" Cameren felt alot of pain coming from his shoulder.. He was brutally wounded by the Unicorn's blow..
"Will he be alright Doc?"
"Yes, Yes, Captain, He's fine you may leave now.. You were lucky to find him, 5 or more minutes and He would've died from Blood loss.."
Voices, was all he heard... But passed out shortly after.
Cameren thought of the past... How he had escaped from it.. Only from awhile... The, Slender like figure.. Slender... Face.. or... Slender Man, something.. Like that..
"I am not allowed to release this kind of information, Ma'am. Your son is fine, he is just a bit loopy right now.. You MAY see him, but be warned, he may freak out at Points.." The Officer, had seen Everything, he had saved the Boy, who was just about to run off with The entity, it wasn't Human..
"Are you okay, honey?" Cameren's mom walked into the room.. He was mumbling to himself, the names of his 'Friends'
"Vin-"
"Na-"
"Disc-"
All Cameren's mom, Josie, could make out. Cameren looked up, his pupils were practically gone. A rectangular gray object Came out of his back pocket, she had never seen this before, she wanted to look at it, but she had been more worried about her son..
"He- Had.. No eyes.. Dear god.. It was horrifying, The doctor's say, I have paranoia, Anxziety, And all that other stuff, listed on that paper." Cameren notioned toward the white paper. With the stamp
NEVER LOOSE HOPE HOSPITAL REPORT PATIENT #[REDACTED] Binary Translated.
NAME: Cameren [REDACTED]
CASE: Officer, claims to have seen the boy, looking deathly at a tall and slender figure, with tentacles coming out of
It's back, Officer fired 6 rounds into the figure, before it vaporated into thin air, Identity name of Entity is now:
SLENDER-MAN: Case file [REDACTED] SCP-[REDACTED] Has been brought in to treat the patient, no forms are
Working at the moment, going to produce mental Therapy on Patient.
DR. JAMES HELLER
"Honey, did you know who this was?"
"He's been around me for months, He's been standing in the distance, HE? NO NO NO, IT OH-" Cameren started to freak out, at what was behind his Mother.. The Slender-Man..
"NO NO NO NO NO OH GOD. IT'S RIGHT THERE!"
Camerens mom turned around to instantly be devoured by this thing.. All that was left was, blood, guts and... A picture... Of his father..
Doctors rushed in as the creature had vanished.. In the corner sat Cameren, shivering, and crying.. He had a look in his eyes, One that One of those doctors would never forget...
He had lied to himself, he wasn't 17 when his parents died, they died within 2 days of each other Now, slender-fuck was here to take his life.. And maybe his Mare... No... That wasn't happening...
He bursted up Panting.. It was 10 minutes after the conversation, the doctors heard him screaming, They thought it was pain..
"Get me out of here.. I need to run from him, HE'S HERE."
"Who?" Macmillan trotted into the room.
"An old fuck from the past, Macmillan you got to get me out of here."
"Well, You were scheduled to leave once you Woke up... So. Nurse, get the wheelchair.." Doctor Whooves, had ordered his Nurse assistant to bring him a wheel chair, She proceeded to do so, and before you know it, he was outside, faced with his 8 other friends, COMPLETELY unharmed.
"That's a relief." Cameren sighed.
"I was so worried, You know.. C- uh, Someponies, wouldn't like it if you gave us that scare." Luna held her area where her heart was as if she was truly worried, she was Obviously.
"I don't have time to talk, Slender-Fuck is after me. And I've got a limited amount of time to find him.. And he probably took Celestia too.."
Cameren once again pulled out the rectangular Object, walking over to a large hill.. Everypony stared at him, as he walked with an Angry expression..
"You know, Slendy I know you're behind me.." Cameren said as he walked up the cliff.
"Is there a Problem with it?" A demonic yet harmless voice replied, The slender figure that had been stalking him for 12 years.. Had spoken, finally.
"I just want My Mare back."
" I guarantee you I did not take her."
"Say what now?"
"Nor, did I take the form of a Unicorn and stab you.." The Demonic voice began to turn into a more familiar voice.
"Also, your old friend, He's been hired by the Government to find you, Captain." The Demonic voice of 'Slendy' was now the voice of a friendlier person, His only real friend.
"What of it, it's not like he can get here."
"You know, changing the subject, you got to tell Celestia, or someone period of your Past.. You know when-"
"Don't even start." The slender figure then shaped into a Person, One of your everyday joe looking guy. And began smiling.
"Anyway, I'll have to kill you eventually, The fact that you will talk to me amazes me."
"Not before I shove this butterfly knife down your throat." Cameren flipped the back saftey off then flipped the knife up spinning it around his finger, grabbing it and putting it in a ready position, just in Case.
"Death isn't watching me now, so I won't HAVE to kill you. But if I want to keep my Job." Slendy bent over an arm, touching a flower, It began to die..
"Nothing under your tree tonight, Slendy."
"I'm not poor! I'm rich in Kills, I think 3,716 and some replaced by Changelings."
"I thought Changelings were fictional." Cameren began to get used to Slendy, as if he wasn't intentionally trying to kill him, He just wanted to stay alive. Death had him under a Contract.
"Well, I must get going.. Tell Devon I said, hi. He may get here, they have video."
"Alright... Slender-Fuck." With a flash, the Average Joe vanished leaving behind some dead grass and a note.
"Cameren, what's troubling you.." Luna and 7 other of his friends emerged from the hill.
"It's something he said.. Something about my past, that I will never tell, anypony." Cameren thought about what Slender-Fuck said, his past was revolting, He had done some bad bad things back in the day. But that was over now, practically most of what he had, was taken away from him Within a few days from each other. While still basing on the fact, that He hadn't even tried to kill him.. Why didn't he, Cameren was usually One for shoot first, ask questions later. In fact, he had practically done that his whole life.
It was all clear now, Celestia wasn't taken... She was killed.. No.. It couldn't.. Happen..
"I'd like to be alone.."
"But-"
"GO!" Cameren shouted. He needed to think straight not be surronded by a bunch of ponies who didnt know half of what he was.
"The world.. Will be consumed.." Cameren heard a voice run through his head, He had spiritual connections with the underworld, but only the highest of authority there could contact him..
"ya ya, Give me a fucking break, I'm going through shit." Cameren proceeded to the tree, and touched it, He stared down o Ponyville, wind began to blow through his hair.
"What is your past..?"
If you couldn't tell already, I'm trying to stretch this as far out as Possible. AND add as many characters from video games I can, BECAUSE IM UNORIGINAL. C: Anyways thats basically it, If. There is a sequel it wont be as wacky and retarded as this one, but hey, I try. So lay off, before I end up adding Justin Beiber. C:
The second to last Chapter
It started off as a normal day, as usual, I'd get up. Take a shower, get some clothes on, but today it was fall, So I put a Hoodie that I brought from Earth on, I couldn't go cold, but the Hoodie had a Rainbow Dash cutie mark on it.. I had another one that said "Fuck you chair!" on it, but that wouldn't be appropriate now would it.. I decided to roll with the Cute mark one and just go outside and ignore the teasing from Dash but whatever.
There was a package on my doorstep, it was from Luna.. I picked up the note taped on top of it.
It's time you ask her..
Luna
Inside the box was a ring.. I instantly figured out what she was implying.. After my encounter with Slendy on the hill, Cel had come back a few days later.. I was beginning to doubt doing it... Was this how we reveal our love? It'd be one of the most unusual ways, but one of the cooler ways.. Why not, It's been 5 months here.. Most people would've waited a month before asking, but I haven't actually contemplated doing it.. Where would I, and how? It's not like I've been here my whole life and
know everything about marrying Ponies... So what the fuck do I do? Alright, how about I make the trip to Canterlot and ask Luna about this shit.. Or... Twilight..
"Uh, Twilight?" I said as I knocked on the door. I was greeted with a Lavender Pony with darkish hair, with a Pinkish Purplish lining.
"Yes..?" Twilight said.
"I need to ask you some questions.." I looked around a bit.
"Come in.." Twilight motioned with a hoof. I sat down on her couch and she offered a cup of tea, I declined and began to ask her some questions once she sat down.
"How would One uh.... This may be awkward.. Go about Marrying a Pony..?" I asked, she had a dumbfoundead look on her face..
"And who were you planning on..?" She asked back..
"....Princess Celestia.." She burst into laughter and then realized I wasn't joking..
"You need to be with some pony for awhile before you end up Marrying them.."
"It's been... Pretty much the entire time I've been here.." Twilight widened her eyes...
"AND when? Were you planning on telling US?!" This had been the only time some pony other than Luna had raised their voice at me.
"Uh..."
"HAD YOU TAKEN... ANYTHING THAT WE MAY HAVE BEEN WORRIED INTO CONSIDERATION?!"
"This is why, your reaction!"
"IT'S A CONTRADICTION, IT'S NOT MEANT TO HAPPEN, PRINCESS CELESTIA IS SUPPOSED TO MARRY ANOTHER PONY, NOT HUMAN!" Twilight was furious, I wanted to go to Rarity, but she was busy..
"MY REACTION, IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES, YOU'LL PROBABLY GET IT HARDER FROM RAINBOW DASH, SHE LIKES YOU YOU KNOW?" Twilight accidently blurted out, she put her hoof over her mouth, beginning to calm down..
"Rainbow Dash... Likes me?" I had a puzzled look on my face..
"Well, she claims to be 'In Love' with you.. You know this will break her heart, she turned down Soarin' from the Wonderbolts, hoping that you'd be hers.." I thought hard about this.. Before all this I practically had what I had with Aelita when I was little, I had an obsession for her, granted she was from a Cartoon, like My Little Pony but.. More serious in some matters.. I had before everything with Celestia, loved Rainbow too.. Not in an obsession though.. I put a hand on my forehead..
"She... Turned down Soarin'?
"Yeah.."
"Well, shit... She'll probably Suicide or never talk to me again.. I can't do this to her, but the whole wedding Idea was Luna's.."
"Luna is okay with all of this?" Right after she said that, the perfect fucking timing, my hair started flowing just like the time 5 months ago.. Twilight had the most devious smile on her face.
"Well, looks like you two really are in love.. In which case, I'd be happy to give you advice on the attempt to Propose.. Firstly, you're going to need to Come out of the closet... Both of you. And your hair is not getting fixed.."
"Uh... I don't think-"
"No! You will."
"But... How? I've never actually had to come out, with a secret Relationship... Let alone we've let it sink for 5 months.. And we don't know what every pony's reactions will be.."
"Dumbstruck, founded.. You know, Royalty loving a peasant.. No offense.." I was ready to punch Twilight in the face... I'm no Peasant. I gave her an angry expression, if she wasn't my friend I would've walloped her.
"Pff, Peasant. If you knew half my past you'd be backing away from me.." I probably shouldn't of said that.. Because Twilight will take it seriously.
"That's where I was just getting to.. I do know your past.. A con-"
"Don't start, I left that life along with Jeremy."
"You mean the dead fellow criminal?" Twilight had the biggest smile ever on, she had me trapped, and was about to milk every life secret out of me.
"Twi..." Rainbow Dash knocked on the door, I've never been so happy to hear her voice in a long time..
"Yes, Rainbow I'm coming.." Twilight got up and trotted to the door, opening it with her magic, her horn aura was a different color, it was Pink now.. Strange..
"Come in.." Twilight soon returned with a Cyan pony, with a Rainbow mane and tail, she looked more beautiful than ever..
"Why is your hair..?" Rainbow questioned..
"Now is the time for you to tell her, before she finds out the hard way.." Twilight's smile returned..
"...Rainbow. We need to talk.." I started, Twilight left the room.. Leaving us to our convo.
"What about?" Rainbow sat down in the chair Twilight was in, her wings spread, obviously happy to see me in this Hoodie..
"It's about, you.. And me."
"You see Rainbow, before I got here, I DID have an obsession with you... But in the past months... That changed.. I-" I couldn't say it.. I looked at Dash who had began crying..
"Then... Who else?" Rainbow Cried..
"C- elstia.."
"THAT FILTHY-" I interrupted Dash before she could even..
"DASH! You're supposed to take this MATURELY." I walked over to her,, and gave her a Hug, not as a lover, but as a friend.. She began crying in my shoulders.
"I- I- Liked you since I first saw you.. I turned down Soarin.."
"I realize Dash... That somethings, aren't meant to be.."
"It's a CONTRADICTION!" Dash yelled at me.. I fear this is gonna be Everypony's reaction. I began to mumble to myself, just audible for Dash to hear..
"I've made my mistakes... Got nowhere to run... As the night goes on.. I'm fading away, I'm sick of this life.. I just want to scream.. How could this happen to me.." She looked up at me, grabbing my hand with her hoof..
"That was beautiful.." She flew up, and off.. Letting go at the last possible second.. She'd still wait for me.. Just in case..
It's been a few hours.. Practically everypony in Ponyville now knows.. I sit here in the Cutie Mark Crusaders treehouse hiding from the press.. Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle are here, while Applebloom is on the farm.. The press can't come up here, it's Private property..
"So, how did this happen anyway?" Scootaloo asked while looking through the telescope at the descending sun..
"I said to Celestia, 'I liked you as a friend' because she doesn't really have any.. Then she ended up hugging me.. Then kissing, then it clicked.. An entire chase against Luna broke out, this shit happened.." I put a hand over my face.
"Shoo! Go! All of you!" I heard a familiar mare yell, along with more hoofsteps..
"Rainbow, Dear are you sure you want to disturb them?" A rather high class voice siad, as they were going up the ladder..
"Yea, Sugarcube, it's not like He's here.."
"He is... Applejack, I sense it.." Rainbow Dash flew up and walked into the Clubhouse..
"Looks like you're right.." I mumbled to myself, I just wanted some peace..
"Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo jumped from the telescope to hug her Idol.. Quickly pushed Dash trotted over to Cameren.
"Are you going through with it?" Dash kneeled down..
"When does the next Train leave?" Cameren got up..
"20 minutes."
"I'm doing it.. I love Cel, with all my heart, but when I'm around you I feel like we've been together since fuck, I was Twelve or something." Twilight who was in the clubhouse right when he said that Jumped up..
"How about... We go get ready for Canterlot!" Twilight was eager to change the subject..
"Alrighty then.." They went out of the clubhouse and Towards Cameren's hut..
"Innocent? INNOCENT?! You're not innocent! You're a Monster! The thought raced through Cameren's head, why though, he'd never had that said to him before.. He also saw fire.. And a cave.. What.. Happened that day..?
They had arrived in Canterlot, Princess Luna was waiting for them..
"Come on, we have to get there before she gets back!" Luna rushed them to Celestia's room, she was going to be here any second, Luna closed the curtains And everyone hid as the door opened..
"SUPRISE!" Everyone jumped out, scaring Celestia..
"My... That was.. Disturbing.." Celestia said, as she was trotting over to her Lover..
"I see you finally told them?"
"It's all Twilight's fault." Cameren said as he pointed to Twilight..
"MY FAULT? MY FAULT? OH OKAY." Twilight got an angry expression. She then began mingling with Rarity..
"So, what's the special occasion?" Celestia asked. Following this, Cameren picked up a spoon and a glass cup, and began to bang them together..
"I have a very special announcement to make, and the reason we are all here anyway.." Cameren got on his knee and pulled something out of his pocket opening it..
"Princess Celestia.. Will you marry me?" After finishing his sentence, a yellow aura surrounded him as Celestia picked him up and gave him the biggest hug ever..
"Of course I will!" She shouted crying tears of joy..
After a half an hour the party began, and everypony was happy..
"Twilight, if I could.. Speak to you on the Balcony.." Celestia called to her student..
"Yes! Of course Princess." Twilight trotted with her teacher to the balcony..
"You remember, that problem, that I told you about when he got here?" Celestia asked her student as she closed the door..
"...Yes?" Twilight replied.
"I need you to do what I said not to do.. I need you to help him remember.." Celestia said with a nervous voice.
"Are you sure? You don't know what his reaction will be." Twilight also seemed concerned.
"He must know, why I allowed him to stay, and why I love him, Twilight, I am trusting you with this. Over Luna." Celestia laid a hoof on her Student's head.
"It will be done." Twilight turned around opening the door with her magic and trotting in.
I had a choice to make.. And I had just made up my mind..
"...Rainbow Dash...?"
"..Yeah?"
------------------------------------30 minutes earlier-------------
I walked through the hall.. The wedding was in 1 hour.. I was dressed up and ready. Nothing seemed right, I felt something I've never felt, since I was Thirteen, when I ran away, to become an Isolation. I couldn't stay in the town any longer.
I had been met by Twilight who was going to help me get ready. I didn't know much about Weddings, so, I went ahead and asked her. She agreed and we were heading to the Grand hall, to practice.
"I hope shit doesn't happen." Macmillan walked up from behind, startling Twilight.
"I'm hoping Blackwatch doesn't- Nevermind.." I couldn't tell them. not Now.
"..Blackwatch?" They both said in unison, looking at me with confused faces.
"Don't worry about it.." I wanted to just, let it flow away, I couldn't let them know I knew about it. As us 3 walked through the hall, I felt something... Someone I hadn't felt in months.. The presence of, Miss-
"Coming?" Twilight interrupted my thoughts, I can think about it later, for now, I need to get ready.
"Now, since this is a royal wedding, Royalty are usually Unicorns or, Alicorns, never a pure Pegasus, so you're not either, and in Human heritage the Ring goes on your third finger not counting the side one, am I correct?"
"Yes, and it's called a Thumb.." I put my hand up to my face and looked at my thumb, wiggling it..
"Right, now, you will stand here, and Celestia will walk down the isle, while 3 young chosen fillies will throw flowers, in our case, just like my brother's wedding, will be the Crusaders. Now, once this happens, you two will stare at eachother, and Luna will begin to recite the usual stuff. Blah blah blah, do you take this oath.. Then she will ask you do you take Celestia to be your lawfully wedded Wife, then ask Cel-"
"So, it's a traditional Human wedding, except just ponies, horns and oversized rings?"
"Yes, but we've had the Blacksmith make a human tradition ring." Twilight began writing stuff on the clipboard she'd been levatating this entire time.
"Right.."
"Anyways, that's pretty much it.. By the way, I've never seen that piece on you, what is it?"
"Oh, it's a earpiece, a device I can use to talk to other ponies or well, Peo- Hold on I got to take this.." I ran out of the room, pressing the side button.
"Where have you been.."
"Spy..? Or, Dad?"
"Remember, I am not your Father.. I only raised you for years.. Taught you every thing I know.. And made you a Mercenary, that isn't important, Where are YOU.
"This may sound crazy, I haven't found this until now, but, I'm in another world."
"Spy! We all know who you're on ze' phone with! But ze' robots are here!" A german voice yelled through the phone.
"Is that Medic? Tell him I said wassap."
"Zat' is not important, how do I get to this world.. I want you back. Cameren..
"...I found you.." A girl voice said..
"..Miss.."
"Cameren, do not listen to her!
"Cameren..?
Cameren?
Cameren? I pressed the button ending the connection..
"What are you..?"
"Listen, I don't have much time, Helen and Saxton are waiting in the Tank, it's hard enough keeping Saxton from bashing all these Ponies, Your well, 'Father' is in big trouble, we need, Super-Spy back.." The woman said, as she held the clip board in her hands.
"I told you, Mercing is not my thing anymore, I swore I'd never do it again even if MY life was on the line."
"If you won't do it for yourself, or your 'Father' Do it for me.." The lady then gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"Jessie... Miss Pauling, you know that I can't be with you anymore, I'm getting married to a Princess today.."
"I know, everybody won't SHUT UP, About it.. Anyways, we still had something. I am waiting for you, just in case this all falls out.."
"I have another Mare, but I'll look you up if I intend on going back to earth."
"But.. ATLEAST THINK ABOUT IT!" After she said that, I remained silent.
"I'll be outside, If you don't come out in 20 minutes we're leaving." Jessie ran out, as she opened the main door, alot of yelling could be heard..
"Who was that.." Rainbow Dash flew in the window.
"Dash, you're the first person I wanted to talk to.. That was Jessie, an old girlfriend and boss of mine.. And.. I was a Mercenary, trained by the man who raised me since I was 13..." I looked through the window, as I began to go through a flashback.
"I AM OLD NICK! THE SPIRIT OF AUSTRAILIAN CHRISTMAS!" Old Nick yelled
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"As a question.. How much MORE trouble would we be in if all the Children got abducted?" A french accented man said, as he was smoking a cigarette
"Spy. Take. Care. Of. This. NOW..
"Mister?"
"Hmm?"
"I'm scared.."
"Here.. Hold this." Spy gave him the phone, as he kneeled down plucking a cicle off of the bottom of the cold phone booth.
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"Wrapping Paper? You plan to stop me with WRAPPING PAPER?!" Old nick began to laugh.
"You bet buddy boy." A Boston Accented man said, as he plucked an ordiment off of the Tree, throwing it in the air, hitting it.
"RAAAAGH!" The oridment hit Old Nick's Eye, causing him to bleed.
"Well.. Look which hoodlums weren't smart enough to run.." Old Nick picked up a small boy and a teen
"Trust me Old Boinky, those are NOT the kids you want to kidnap." The man said as he held a smile. While the Teen kicked Nick in the Balls, he threw him on the ground, he then snapped the little boys neck, as the cicle rolled toward the teen..
"Well, my workshop usually requires 50 children to run.. But this one will have to work VERY hard.." Old Nick turned around for a second, the Teen took his chance to grab the Cicle.. Just in time, Old Nick turned around and picked him up. The Teen looked at the man with the Army hat who held another man who's wife was crying.. He was motioning him to stab his Neck..
"Here goes nothing.." He said to himself, as he stabbed Old Nick in the neck.
"RAAAAAGHHHH." Old Nick grabbed his neck, as the boy ran down.
"Heh, Spy I've seen you stab, like, A million guys! And that, was my favorite." The Boston Accented man, said.
"Spy..?"
"Here, they are.. The men, who saved Smissmas." The Masked guy walked back in.. As the teen boy ran out of the room..
"...I stabbed a guy.." I said, as the Masked man sat down beside me.
"Yes.."
"It felt awesome, but at the same time, retarded."
"Yes... Say, where are your parents?"
"I don't have any, I ran away. Too much shit at home. I work here, at the mall.." I looked down, I missed home.
"How about, you come down to the Gravel pit, with me, if you thought Stabbing people felt good, you should try my job. Disguise, shoot, stab, sap. It's all the same."
"Sounds like you got it made."
"Besides the mass amount of money I make, it almost isn't worth it."
"Come on. I've got to go." The masked man and me got up and we walked to the Helicopter with her waiting, she was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
"And that's it, Spy took me in and trained me to do all the things he does. I eventually quit, because it was hell..:" I pulled something out of my back pocket, the first time I had held it for real, in years..
"What's that..?" Dash said, as I pressed the yellow button inside the case, smoke began to surround me.
"Pop Quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? BEEEGH, Time's up you're dead." I said, in a new voice, as the smoke began to fade, I looked exactly like Scout. A fast running, flag capping annoyance. Smoke began to entrail me once again, I was soon enough myself..
"What."
"It's a disguise kit. It was given to me the first day on my quote on quote, job."
"Right.." Dash flew up and began frowning.
I had a choice to make.. And I had just made up my mind..
"...Rainbow Dash...?"
"..Yeah?"
"My decision is.."
CLIFFHANGERED.
What will Cameren's choice be?
What will Miss Pauling or Celestia think of it?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON YOUR REGURALLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.
I'd usually start my days.... Writing stuff down in this old Journal. Since I was like, what. 12? Those were the days.. I'm 18 1 year since this stupid Journal was seen.
I had friends. Unlike today, where I have this one Plushie of "Rainbow Dash" on my bed. That was my only friend.
I don't smile. Unless it's something Pinkie says. Like "Okie Dokey Lokey!" Well. Yeah. Thats it the show was funny. "My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic" Was the only
Thing to make me smile. Well. That and this corner. When I walk into it. I feel. Refreshed. It's a bit dusty. So I wouldn't DARE bring my Plushie over here.
Well... Maybe I'll do that now.
This was fun, although it took up alot of time, I enjoyed every... Single... Bucking.. Fu- I mean, second.
BECAUSE TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT.
A Contradictory Affair
Written by Yours truly
Edited by Yours truly
Rap- I mean, stuff.
This originally started out as a story in notepad, for a school project, Explaining why the first bunch of chapters are so low in words. Our project was to write 28 500 word chapters for a story on what would our dream life be, in story form. Of course I hadn't finished when I put this here, but what the hell. so, most of this story is SUPPOSED, to be school appropriate.
Anyways, later.
Want a sneak peek at the next one? How about a line from it..
"She betrayed me Dash, everything I knew in my life was a lie..." I put my hands on my face, and began to slowly doubt my oath to never harm anypony.. Or, anything..
:D
