Chapters Russia, February 15 2020
A girl named Christina is sharing her pictures on her phone. Dark brown short hair, wishing she was a bit taller but god gave her 5’5 shortness. Flat chested but her ass has some fat, least there’s that. Her phone rang during an embarrassing photo of her and a friend.
“Give me a minute Anna, need to take this call from my big bro it’s kind of important.” Christina said to her friend as she headed into the cold weather.
”Jesus it’s fucking cold Chris! How are you by the way?”
”Doing fine, just left dad’s friends house. Reminiscing a few things.” his voice sadding
” Oh? Aren’t they Astronomers?” trying to change the subject due to his tone.
”Yeah, but I’ll tell you later. Say, where are you right now?” Chris said in a hurry
” I’m at Anna’s house right now. Why do you ask?”
”Sis, it’s almost time to meet up with the Merchant I’m on my way to get you. Say whatever you need to your friend alright. Just give me 10 minutes. Kind of glad we live in a small ghetto hood.” chris half heartedly chuckled.
Christina dug in your back pocket for her wallet and pulled out a red and white ticket. One side had the Merchants face on it like a dollar bill from the USA. Along with 7 popcorn around the Merchants head making a circle. On the back it had “Good by 9pm-12pm on Feb. 16” along on the bottom was the address.
“Yeah, I almost forgot.” with a shaky voice that might make her cry. “Chris...if we really are going to be bad guys. Sh-should we or I start killing people? Like Anna? To know the feeling and how to live with it?” Christina’s stomach kind of sank. Saying it quietly and rolling off her tongue just felt disgusting. Few couples were uncomfortable seconds later.
”No sis, we don’t need to do that. Just do whatever you need to and spend your last minutes with talking to her.”
Christina slowly exhaled. “ Alrighty Chris, need to ask her something. See you soon.” as the phone call ended and finally warmth. She looked at Anna who was smoking while looking at her phone. She needed to come up with a lie. “Sorry if that took too long. My brother is on his way to pick me up.” Anna looked up to her while shrugging.
“It’s no problem Chrissy. What was so important about the phone call? We were making plans for tomorrow for your 30th birthday!” as she got up from her chair hugged her while blowing smoke in her face. Christina pushed her off while coughing.
“Ugh, I’ll kill you if you do that again” she wouldn’t though, she loves her free spirit.
“Anyways, Chris is close to picking me up. Annnnd..to answer your question. We are going to see a salesman.” The sound of a car pull up with a door opening. Chris was standing outside with his hand waving saying come on. Chris was always a skinny person. When he got older and thanks to being in a poor neighborhood. Construction got him looking tired with rugged looks. Kind of a man that always looks tired. Before Anna can ask what she meant by sales man Christina interrupt.
“Oh Anna, where's Rook? Your German Shepherd.” Anna with wide eyes “Shit I forgot to pick him up from Ymir, didn’t want him bother us. Plus he’s really good with dogs. Would you mind getting Rook for me?”
“Sure I don’t mind. We be right back.” As Christina walked towards the car and got in she wanted to tell Chris something important. But that can wait after picking Rook up.
“Alright sis, you ready?” Chris said turning the key to ignite the engine but stop by his sister.
“Before we go do you mind stopping at Ymir’s house? Need to pick up Rook.”
Chris with a raised eyebrow, breath in and out very slowly.”Sure, whatever…” Chris, being in a tired mood, started the engine and took off. “Listen sis, once we get to the Merchant I’ll tell ya what I learn from dads friends. Hope you won’t mind but gotta stay focused on the road.” Christina just smiled and nodded in understanding. Thirteen minutes of silence they finally arrived at Ymir’s house.
“It be in and out bro, sit tight.” As Chris watch her go and knock. He turns his head and wonders what’s going to happen once they get there. What kind of person will they become, will they break and attack each oth-
“Were back!” as Christina took the front seat while Rook tried to get into a comfortable seat in the back. “Let’s go already!!” Christina mimicking Bender from Futurama.
Chris pinch his bridge of his nose. “Why did you bring him?”
Christina put her head down while barely making eye contact. "You promised you won’t get mad?”
Chris with a long sigh “I promise.” Christina took her time to calm her nerves. “Well, two things. I promise Anna will bring back Rook. That’s a lie, since we are bad guys. This is my first criminal act. And the other...well...I kind of fucked him on Valentine’s Day.” Chris brought his head on the steering wheel and bang it softly. “I know I know Chris! But listen to me! We are going to Equestria. And just like the show, there’s going to be a lot of ponies. Sooner or later one or both of us are bond to fuck one or at lest rape one!”
Chris brings his head up and starts the car. “I love you sis, and I do anything to protect you. But what the fuck?” The street lights pass by while gentle snow begins to fall.
“I’m going to be completely honest with you Chris. I’m head over heels for Rook. Just want him to be by my si-”
“Fucking crazy that’s what you are. I bet 500 bucks..or in this case bits that you go insane first. But..Seriously a dog?” Chris dragged one hand over his face, a bit annoyed. “Shit, well he’s now. This relationship you have is going to take getting used to.” Christina said nothing. She just let him rant. “We’re here, he should be around here.” Looking at his watch it was 9:50. Quite a long drive to reach the abandoned Motel.
“Hey Chris, drive around the motel we might spot him.”
“Good idea” Chris said. Wondering if it be that easy.
Didn’t take long to circle the place. The motel was a typical end of the world shitcalypse building. With windows broken. Some are too dirty to even see through. Some parts of the building look like people smash some areas with sledgehammers. Doors are missing, while some of them are attached to a last screw. As the siblings and rook got out to search. They find the first door to be empty. So they moved on as they began to search door by door.
“Well, this sucks. The ticket never said any….room..” Chris strangely losing his words
As the two open a door on the second floor there was a big mechanical device point at Chris.
“B-Brother..t-that’s the..the BFG.”
“yeah” Chris whimper.
In a dark blue trench coat with a red bandana as for a mask stood the Merchant. With glaring yellow eyes cautiously staring at the two.
“Good day Stranger’s .”
Author's Note
I need a Editor!!
“Good Day Stranger’s ”
The siblings look at the Merchant. On one hand this was too good to be true and on the other its fight or flight.
“Mind telling me how you two found me?” The Merchant demands through agitation.
“Would you mind putting down that terrifying weapon and we can explain how this happened.” Chris nervously asked but tried to sound tough for his sister. Didn’t want to make Christina think he’s a coward and hold this against him. Chris and Christina saw the Merchant close his eyes and put the BFG back into his coat. As he put the gun away he turned and flipped the switch, brightening the room. The Merchant looked back towards the two who were confused.
“Don’t ask how this room got power, now...care to explain.” As The brother and sister looked around the room, it was bigger than the other rooms they searched through. Boxes pile on each other with ammo. Display cases on the walls that have armor and guns. Unique weapons that belong to old Wars in each States on Earth it seems. In the middle of the room was The Merchant. What appears to be an old wooden stand. Think of it as a lemon stand with Bold red letters on the top that says WHAT YOU WANT? Behind the stand was a normal looking workbench, along with various tools on it and scattered tools on the floor.
“Sis, get your ticket out and give it to him.” Chris got his ticket from his wallet while Christina brought back from her stupor.
She took out her wallet and brought the ticket to the Merchant. “Here you go.” She smiled while placing the ticket on the stand next to Chris.
“Sis, Rook got his face between your legs.” Chris pointed out. Rook was in underneath and between Christina with his muzzle pointed out from her legs while laying down. A look from his sister was confused
“Hmm?” she looked down and sure enough there he was. She didn’t even notice that. Rook was kind of big, and thanks to his head her feet are kind of lifted
“Aww, he’s just scared and needed a place to feel safe. I’m sorry baby take all the time down there” Christina said in a baby-like tune while petting Rooks’ head. “Just Let him be.”
Chris wanted to argue but he remembered he wanted to tell Christina what he learned from dad’s friends. As the Merchant looked at the tickets without caring for the arguments from the two.
“Strangers, how did you two come across this? We very rarely give these out. ”
“We? Those more?” Chris question the Merchant.
“Of Course, Spread out into the universe. Tell me how you got these.” the tone of his voice was losing patience.
“Right..right” Chris with his I’m tired of being tired. “Well sixteen years ago our dad rented a cabin to stay. Our dad wanted to teach us about hunting for a week. Won’t go into full detail but one night I heard a noise. I woke up my sister and followed whatever made it. In the kitchen there was a door that was never there.” He looked at Christina who was laying against the wall with both her arms around Rook with her face buried in his neck. Little by little he is getting used to his sister’s unorthodox lifestyle. “We went downstairs to find another door barely close. We went to investigate what was behind the door but there was talking. My little sister, being her crazy self, kicked the open and found a Merchant. He was closing up shop until she entered. But he stopped what he was doing. He turned to us mumbling about there is a reason why the two of us were here. He reached inside of his coat and gave us the two tickets.”
“Then he both slap the hell out of us.” Christina butt in. “He was using a foam hand with the number 1 then slapped us. You think it wouldn’t hurt but we were knocked out cold.”
“I know who you speak of, Merchant CD45J8. Listen Strangers, these tickets are given to the ones who are going to be in a major war.”
”Oh fuck me” Christina whispered.
“What war Merchant?” Chris sliding down a wall sitting next to Christina. “Before you say anything about the war, you said the other Merchants name. What’s yours?”
The Merchant looked at the two. Their faces read scared, disarray, terrified. “Before I tell you, would one of you put a sock on the doorknob?” The two confusing adults look at each other with what the fuck look, clearly knowing what that stands for.
“Uhhh….sure” Christina took off her boot, then sock and did the dirty deed. She sat where she got up, wondering why that act happened.
“My code name is 3C3C1D119440927. But my real name is B2. Since we are going to be working together.”
”What the hercules ass hair kind of name is THAT! And what do you mean working together? And how many tickets were given?” Chris bombing the Merchant with questions.
“Differently, feels like shit went from 0 to infinity and beyond real quick.” She brings her knees to her chest and wraps her arm around them.
“To answer each of those questions in that order. One, Why that long name is because I’m a bug in their system. There are Merchants like myself who want to go back to who we were. When I say I’m a bug in their system, I have ways they can’t see or hear me. The total number of Merchants who are like myself are 5. You already met one of them. Two, when the time comes to start the war I give you a call. I can supply you with anything and everything you need for free. It’s because of that ticket, the higher ups don’t know what the tickets stand for. They think it’s for good fortune for the ones that come across us. Three, the total of tickets that we’re given in the universe are 903 as of today.” Chris just looked at the Merchant, with a slack jaw. Christina brought her head up wondering about something.
“How many tickets were given on earth before us?” Christina said.
Without hesitation the Merchant answered her.”1 ”
“Who was it?” Chris ask. The Merchant dug inside of his coat to find what he was looking for. He was holding a picture looking at it. With a single tear I’m his eye he turns it around.
“Elvis Presley, before you ask who died on the toilet. Itwas a stunt double. ” In the black and white picture is THE Elvis Presley with the Merchant holding a thumbs up.
“Huh, that’s pretty neat.” Chris announced from out of his funk. “Right, since we are working together what do you have in mind?” Merchant put the photo back.
“Like I said. I can give you what you need but at the same time you are doing a job. This job is doing a favor for not just me but for all of the Merchants. This goes for you to Christina. Chris, your job is to kill Flurry Heart. Christina, your job is to kill Shining Armor. I got your information in a file that you two want to be villains. We don’t have a lot of villains in our group. Mostly heros but I’m not complaining. The only thing that is not in file is who or what you want to become. Now..it doesn’t matter how you kill them or how long it takes you. All that matters is their death. Before you ask me what you want I need to lay information for you two. When I’m done talking you can ask questions. When you accept your “gift” the first thing that is going to happen is that you two will be separated. What I mean by that is you two be in a different multiverse the first time. You can ask me what time you wanna jump into but this is only one time. After you complete your mission you will be united. Regardless of how long or short you completed your mission. Because time, space and continuum." the Merchant rolled his eyes and his hand to express how little fucks he gives about the infinite amount of cosmos. Now, any questions?” the two finally standing up. Chris raised his hand like a child. “Yes you there, got a question? ”
“Yeah, is there a way to keep in touch?” Chris innocent ask.
“As soon as we get down to business, I can solve that dilemma. Are you two ready?” Both of them nodded. “Before we start, you can put your sock on now”
Christina got up and looked at Chris. “You go ahead, you know who I want to be and probably know more.” Chris got up as well stretching his back. He got to the stand and looked back. She got the sock and was sitting down.
“Got some things that might Interest ya stranger. Now what would it be?” Chris drumming his fingers on the stand while thinking.
"Do you have Carnage and Scream from Spiderman?” Chris suggested.
“Let me have a look in the files. ” He bent down underneath the stand. Sound of metal and paper could be heard.
“Let’s see..no, not here. Here’s Spiderman, I found Carnage. Now the other Other. Hmm..few S names but found it. ” He flopped the two files down with the pictures along the list of power they have. Very identical but the only difference was Scream is able to use her hair like an extra weapon. “How do you like to modify these two?” Merchant dug inside of his coat and pulled out a pen and Blues Clues notepad.
“Like to modify these two to be immune to all magic and sound. Be able to turn invisible. Be able to make no sound when running and wall climbing. The symbiotes have no scent. The symbiotes are not sentient and sapient. Don’t want to have voices in our heads” As the Merchant wrote the things down he ran his chin.
“Strange, I can take away the fire and sound weakness but you must choose a weakness.”
Chris had an idea. “Make the weakness stone. Even though we are immune to magic, we are going to get stoned sooner or later. And yes, pun intended. “
"Is that all? ”
“Oh-oh me! Mememe!” Christina bouncing up and down like a whore she is. “Can you make that Symbiote Scream have an ability to make me pregnant by any species?”
“Christina...what are you up to?” Chris is worried about what this is turning into.
Christina use ignore (Super efficient). “Also, can you make another symbiote suit for Rook. Turn him into Venom. Same what Chris said.” The Merchant nodded his head in agreement. “Well Chris, you might get a brother in law.” Christina said while sticking out her tongue like a child.
“Will that be all Strangers? ”
Chris threw his hands up and put them on his sides. “YEAH! That’s all, that’s everything.”
Christina had one idea she was waiting for. “Oh, I almost forgot. Can you make Rook talk?”
“Sure, Since that’s easy I do that first. The rest might take some time to make.”
”Sorry Chris, this way I wont be so lonely.” The Merchant rolled up a newspaper and squeezed some kind of silver gel on it while rubbing it all over the paper. The Merchant walked over to Rook who was sleeping next to the door and whistled. Rook look up a d tilted his head
*WHACKO*
Christina was wide eyed with a shocked look. Chris was stunned at the act but more stunned that he could see the bubble that said whacko.
“Hey sis, did you do that? That bad 1966 batman sound effects with words displayed?”
“Of fucking course I saw that but he hit Rook!!”
Rook shook his head. “Ouchie that hurt! Wait..I can talk? I can talk!! Yes Yes Yes! I can finally talk! Ohh! You’re that pretty lady that I buried my knot inside of your p-”
*cha-BAM*
another hit from the newspaper against the side of his head. This time it was gold.
“Sorry about that, the first was to make him talk. The other is to make him smart. Well, just a little smarter than you two. Now if you excuse me I got work to do. Please take a seat somewhere. ”
“Shit, he knows how to use a newspaper.” Rook shakes his head. “Can’t believe I can talk. And I heard everything you guys talk about! All of this is crazy.” Rook looked at Christina who was on the verge of tears. “Hey my love.” Rook smile.
“Hey hun” Christina hiccuped by small sobs of happiness. “Your voice is kind of like Tom Welling. But a tad rougher.” Christina giggled while tears were running down her face.
“Glade I caught that celebrity name. Guessing the Merchant hit me with what’s going on in this world, not everything but just enough.” Rook jumped up to put his two front paws on Christina’s shoulders. “Hey there beautiful, my name is Rook. Would it be ok if I kiss you?” Rook said almost eye level with Christina.
“Such a cliche thing to say but yes you may.” The two brought their lips together. There was no tongue, just a passionate kiss.
“Love you Chrissy.”
“I love you to Rookie.”
they both chuckled at the silly nickname. Chris just sat on the floor laying against the stand with a smile on his face.
If she’s happy and protected. I can live with that. Chris started softly laughing.
“Alright love birds, I got something to say.”
Rook brought himself down while Christina might be worried about what he might say
"Don’t worry sis it’s not about your relationship. It’s what I found out about dad’s friends . It’s not good and just a fucking cliche.” Chris brought his head up and let his arms go limp.
“So tell us bro.” Christa started petting Rooks stomach.
“Apparently there’s a Asteroid about to hit earth in March. A planet killer, they told me.” All three look down in the complex of not sure what to say.
“Even if we lost earth. Our home. We aren’t here anymore, we are leaving to another dimension. This might be hard to hear but we gotta move on.” Rook said with his head down and his ears pressing down against his skull. There were few seconds of silence. Letting that reality sink in.
“Heh, you’re right.” Silence was in the air for the three. The only sound was the Merchant doing his job.
“You know Rook, just want to say thanks for making my lil sis smile. A real genuine smile.” Rook just smiled and pressed his head against Christina’s side of her face.
“All Done Strangers .”
Author's Note
*in a Scottish voice* I have no idea what I'm doing!
“All done Strangers” Merchant said. He put down two large black bulky canisters. Inside one of the canisters was black and red, while the other was black and yellow
“Now Strangers, before I give you these. I need to explain a few things . The powers of Carnage, Scream and Venom are very similar. Strength, Stamina, Durability, Speed, Healing Factor, Generation, Manipulation and Camouflage. You wanted to have Invisibility all the time with or without the symbiote suit. But you can be invisible only with the symbiote on. The camouflage is the only thing you guys don’t have. ”
The three nodded in unison.
“Fair enough, we stay quiet until you’re done.” Chris said.
“Now the weaknesses. You three are important. I understand Rook doesn’t have a ticket but I overlook it. He might be helpful later. ”
Rook tilted his head with a confused look plastered on his face. He wanted to rebuttal but thought otherwise.
“Fire and sound is a major weakness for the symbiotes so good thinking Chris. Turning to stone is a good counter but you can still die. Pressure of the deep ocean, acid etc..etc. ”
Merchant rubs his chin then rubs his hands.
“Now for the 2nd most important part. Like I said, you can still die. Once you disappear you will have these canisters. While being human you can die like any other. But your age stopped. Now for the canisters. Open them whenever and however you want. Once it’s attached to you, it will be nearly impossible to kill you, so long it isn’t the bottom of the ocean or acid.. So if you get turned to stone and you fall? Game over. But! As long as there is flesh that is not turned to stone you can be revived. ”
The Merchant grabs the bulky cylinder of goodness and gives it to the siblings.
“Well damn, this thing is light as a feather.” Chris said in surprise. He tried spinning on his finger but failed miserably.
When the canister hit the floor it went through and hit the bottom floor hard with a loud echo. Not after three seconds it reappeared in his hand.
*whistles* “That’s a cool magic trick. Wish that could happen with my chew toys.” Rook making a bad pun.
“Hey Merchant, where’s mine?” Rook said while giving the Merchant the puppy eyes.
“It’s on your right foreleg. It’s easy to take off for you but impossible for others. ”
Sure enough it was there. It was metallic but inside was a swirling blackness.
“Of fucking course it be there without me knowing.” Rook sigh.
With a loud clap from the Merchant.
“Now, the most important part. Even though you three are almost immortal. This is where things get crazy. Remember when I said “When you get your first job done you guys would be united?” or something like that. What I mean is once you guys are together again you are in a different multiverse. Even the time would be random. What I’m trying to say is, every time you two do your job you are able to jump into a different multiverse. ”
Silence….there was nothing but that.
“For how long?” Christina finally spoke up
The Merchant shrugged
“Could be days, weeks or thousand years. Once we give away the thousand tickets you get a notice. ” The Merchant is trying to be decent as much as possible. They are always listening.
“That’s the price of getting a ticket. Since you are jumping around all over the place. Christina and Rook would not be separated. ”
Christina and Rook look at each other. Loving smiles matching. They brought their foreheads together while closing their eyes.
“Thousands of years of spending time with you is going to be terrible.” Rook laughed.
Christina laughed along with him
“You read my mind.” Christina’s love countered back.
Both of them stayed in the same position that they’re in for a little longer.
“Alright, I’m getting a little jealous over here.” The older brother said while walking towards them at the door but stopped. Chris had a thought that bugged him.
“Got a question, after we did our job. How do we jump to another multiverse? And how do we communicate?”
“Almost forgot about that Stranger, thank you. After the job is done your right hand or paw will be lit up with a blue flame. As for communication from different multiverses, there aren’t any so you are all alone for that one. If that’s all, is there nothing else Stranger? ”
Chris walked back to the door with the two.
“Well guys, are you ready?” Chris asked while stretching and popping his back in the process.
Rook stretching like a cat while Christina stands in front of him stretching and touching her boots. Giving Rook a nice view.
“I’m sorry Chris but I’m going to fuck your sister. That wasn’t fair what she did.” Said the torture dog.
“I don’t wanna hear about my sister getting plowed. Just keep that shit away from me. Just you do you.” Chris getting a little sick decided to move on.
“You ready sis?”
“”Yeah..I think I really am. Got him with me. But I’m going to miss you. Maybe it’s for the best. Little time apart never hurt anyone. But I’m worried about you Chris. Have a good time. Fall in love with a mare or whatever. Rape one if you have to. Or go on a genocide run. Just please be careful.”
“Heh, Love you too sis. Maybe once we wear the symbiotes we can eat some of them raw. Who knows. The ponies taste like cotton candy and the griffins taste like chicken.”
“Another thing I forgot. You can eat other beings raw and won’t affect you. Poison won’t harm you either. No matter how lethal. Now then, let’s send you three away properly.”
The Merchant turned his back against them. The sounds of shuffling can be heard from whatever he’s digging from inside of his coat.
“Ah, found it. ” Merchant finally turned around and was wearing a foam hand with three fingers on his right hand that was in a position of two in the pink and one in the stink.
“Hold still please ” with his right arm up he brought his left hand on his right wrist and cocked it like a shotgun. Strangely enough...it worked. The sound of a reloaded gun could be heard and a shotgun shell fell out.
“Hey babe, mind holding me.” Rook said with his tail between his legs and ears back.
“No” Christina answered honestly.
“This is some bullshit. We got hit by one of those and it hurt like hell. Fuck you Merchant you cu-” Loud gun shot interrupt him. The foam hand launched at them and right before it hit them it exploded.
Everything was bright blue and white. The trio was screaming. Not just because of the explosion but because they were falling down or up? When the brightness dims down they stop screaming. Their eyes wander around. They were in outer space. Earth, their home was within their sights moving further and further away with each passing second. Chris looked around and spotted Rook on top of Christina’s Chest within arms reach. Chris grabs her hand before they get separated.
With a raised voice because of the sound being a human comet “Love you sis and please be careful. Do your job and lie if you have to alright?! Rook, look after and do everything in your power to protect her!” Down to their last finger before slipping away.
“Love you to Bro and I will!” Christina hurriedly answered.
“I protect her Chris! Don’t you worry!” Rook shouted out.
As the last finger fell he flipped them off as they went different directions. He saw a bright twinkling blur in the distance knowing they were gone. He was next as his surroundings were becoming a bright white light.
“She better not have puppies right away. At least wait until we are together again.” Was the last thing he said in his universe before a loud snap happened. Finally he’s able to do his job.
Equestria, Year and Day whatever the fuck it is
POV Twilight Sparkle
The sound of wind with falling snow and train tracks is the only thing that can be heard from two comfortable sources.
“Sometimes it’s nice to get away from Ponyville every now again Spike. Don’t get me wrong I love the place and my friends but every now and again it gets a little too much.” Twilight laughed behind her hoof.
“I hear you Twilight, it’s nice to get away from disasters that keep happening around there. Like the end of the world disasters. Also the chores.” Spike smiled while flipping a gem and catching it into his mouth eating it with gusto.
The train doing what it does best was slowing down and finally coming to a complete stop.
“Alright Spike, Shining should be outside waiting for us. Let’s get our gear on and greet him.” With her cheating magic she got everything on quite quickly.
“Ready Twilight.” Spike throwing a claw thumbs up. He was wearing just a scarf.
As they walked out they saw Shining immediately with his funny looking goggles on.
“Twi! Spike! Good to see you two.!” Shining happily said while giving them both a hug.
“Glad you are taking a vacation to spend time with us. Hopefully spending the last two months before Cadence pregnancy won’t drive you guys away. I really need support right now.” Shining brought his head down with a smile.
“Don’t worry BBBFF. We’re here now. What kind of help do you need?” Twilight question. She saw Shining’s eyes. He looked tired.
“Just spend time with her if you don’t mind. Give me time to lay down.” Shining chuckled.
“Anyways, ready to go to the Crystal Empire?” Shining moving his shoulders earning a few pop bones.
“Sure, let’s go Spike.” Twilight said while following her older brother.
“Right behind you.” being a lazy dragon he is. He’s laying Twilight’s back.
Thanks to the show’s logic they finally made it.
“Burr.!! Finally warmth!” Twilight said with glee free from the cold, shakes the snow off like a dog.
“Phew, finally made it! Come on Twilight let’s do something! The night is still young!” Spike jumped down from Twilight’s back and started running. Only for him to faceplate the ground.
“Spike..you alright?” Shining worriedly ask.
*Zzzz..* Was the only thing that came out of his mouth.
With a chuckle Twilight uses her magic lifting the young drake onto Shining’s back.
“Go to bed Shiny, you need more sleep than him.” As she lay Spike down on shinings back she started to trot off.
“Alright sis, sounds like a plan.” Shining turned and walked back to the castle. He knew where’s she’s going. So he didn’t need to ask.
Since the Crystal Empire is pretty much a safe place. Twilight headed to the Library late at night.
Once inside she wanted to learn how to cook. Since she’s only good at magic why not try different things for a change. Finding a few books for her satisfaction she sat down at a random table. Because she’s crazy like that.
“Let’s see if I can teach myself to beat Spikes cooking.” Twilight happily chirped
“Page 1, have a cookie sheet a -”
Harsh wind blowing her books away while moving tables. A bright white light began to crackle with lighting. Around the light were cracks. Like a window about to be shattered.
“Ughh..even though this is new and amazing but this better not be an end of the world crisis. Seriously, why is it always me going to places and these things happen?” Twilight arguing to fate.
And Fate answered.
As the light got brighter, Twilight had to cover her eyes with her wings and her right foreleg. The light began to slowly fade away. Took some time but Twilight eyes finally recovered from the ordeal that occurred.
What sitting in the middle of a scrounging ground was a human. She recognized these creatures/beings before. When she had to travel to a different universe inside of a mirror. But this one is different. Like an unequaled equation it just doesn’t belong in her eyes. Focusing on the human in front of her it’s a bipedal like the ones she met. The human versions of her friends. Even the clothes are the same as the other world. Twilight knew right away that this human is a male. The color of his shirt was white. He was wearing A big puffy black coat. Must be living in a harsh cold environment. He was wearing dark blue jeans. And just by looking at him he must be at least 137-140 pounds. His mane or his hair was very short, almost if his head was bald but there is plenty of hair on his head and yet something about this human is off. Twilight refocuses on the situation in front of her. Stopping the state that she was in. His condition is pretty bad. Look like he took an explosive hit. Half of his puffy jacket is missing, his left arm is missing.
“You’re injured.” Twilight softly whispered.
“Ugh...what a send off.” Chris said groggily. As he intended to stand up he uses his left hand to balance himself. That didn’t go as planned. With his left arm missing he fell to the floor on his side of his face
“Shit!..What the fuck? Wh-What happened to my arm?! It was him wasn’t it? Doesn’t matter, just need to find that canister..” Chris finally arrived. Just not on good terms.
“Excuse me sir, you need medical attention right away. I can take you to the clinic just please allow me to escort you.” Twilight was almost in tears. Not used to seeing something like this.
Chris has been trying to make the canister reappear in his hand like it was before in the Merchant’s room. But to no avail.
Chris is ignoring her for the time being. He needed to find that tin-can before he loses too much blood. As Chris looked around, he saw a glare thanks to the moonlight. As he was holding his arm in pain he find it sticking out of pile of books
“Sword in the stone” he chuckled trying to cope with his condition with comedy.
As he grabbed the canister he laid it down on the floor and put his foot on it. Like stomping on a cockroach the canister shattered. Red tendrils ooze from the shattered canister seeking for its host. Chris bend down and put his good arm in it
”Now I’m a monster.” Chris thought
Twilight couldn’t believe her eyes. As soon the red goo was gone inside of his body. Instantaneously his left arm grew back.
”Time to come up with a lie. If I’m right Twilight can be gullible and naive. But can I use...where the hell am I?!”
“Oh, hello there. Didn’t see you there.” Chris self kicked himself.
smooth and cliche chris, good job.
“Umm, hello. You’re a human right?” smooth Twilight real smooth.
“Yeah, how did you know that?” Chris asks, trying his best to know nothing.
“YesYesYesYes! A human enters our world. I got soooooo many questions for you! Like how or what happened to your arm?! What was that red ooze? How or what got you here?! How are you not freaking out I can talk?!”
Chris POV.
Ah, there it is. The bombing of questions. Time to spread nothing but a web of lies. Feels like I’m doing nothing but bad puns.
“Please forgive me but what’s your name?” Chris being a gentleman.
“Oh! Where’s my manners. I’m Twilight Sparkle. Or Princess Twilight Sparkle. Can I have your name?” The bouncing purple asks.
“Haha, you’re energetic aren’t you?.” Chris heartily chuckled.
Feel bad about the lies I’m about to tell her. I know what I’m supposed to do. But doesn’t mean I can make friends on the way.
“The name Chris. Nice to meet you Princess.” The last part came out as a yawn.
“Sorry about that. Would you mind if we can play twenty questions later? Hope you can understand but I had a rough day.” Chris suggested.
“I’m so sorry, you’re right. After what happened to you I can’t let you sleep here. I can teleport us to the castle if you want? Oh! Got a better idea!” Her horn glowed and she teleported away to somewhere. Not even three minutes and she returned with a sleeping bag.
“Good thing I packed extras. You never know.” She chirps following with a yawn.
“Why are you doing this, shouldn’t you be scared of an alien?” Chris knew the answer but couldn’t help to ask. It was an honest question. The gesture of what she did was small but it out weighed what they went through in Russia. Not a lot of nice people right off the bat. Maybe that’s everywhere but still…
With a tired giggle “Don’t worry about it. Like you said, you had a rough day. So get some sleep and let’s continue the conversation tomorrow. There’s going to be a lot of it later. Maybe a public one.”
“Yeah..thanks Twilight. Hardly knows you but got a feeling we are going to be good pals. Night Twilight.”
“Good night Chris.”
Few hours went by and Chris opened his eyes. He wanted to test something out. The Merchant did a great job of making these symbiotes. It was like all the information for carnage abilities was implanted into his skull. So he tried something simple. He looked at the back of the sleeping form of the Princess. Her breathing extended the sleeping bag. With one hand out of the bag and placed his hand on the floor. He extended a tendril slithering it’s way to Twilight. He looked at the tendril and brought it up towards the back of her skull. Chris glared. He could do it. He got the power now so what’s stopping him from going on a rampage?
“Tsk..to tired” Chris quietly whispered to himself.
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Author's Note
Sorry about the end. Even I got bored of that part.
“Psst..Chris, Time to wake. Psst…” An annoying purple mosquito quietly pesters the sleeping figure.
“Mmh, Alright I’m up. Morning Twilight...hmm. Guess there is an explanation in order.” Chris finally got up and saw his surroundings. Last night he couldn’t tell where he was. He was in a Library surrounded by guards. Next to him was Twilight and behind her was Shining and Cadence.
“Sorry for a rude awakening Chris but I told my brother what happened last night. He never seen a human before. So he went into overprotective brother mode to make sure you wouldn’t be a threat to me or his city. Sorry again.” Twilight said with her head brought down.
“So this is a human. Didn’t believe in aliens before but now..this is gonna be a game changer.” Shining chuckled.
“Excuse me! Excuse me. Shining!! I can’t see you hun! I wanna see this woman! And why do you have to have so many guards? He must be terrified!”
“It’s pronounced human babe and I’m over here.” Shouted the Prince.
“Ah, there you are. Wow..you’re skinny. When’s the last time you ate something?” Cadence motherhood instincts kicked in.
*cough* “Would you two give him some space please. He just arrived last night. Also he promised to ask me some questions.” Twilight puffing her chest out to show she’s in line for first questioning.
“Alright alright.” Chris chuckled but inside he’s having a headache.
“Is there a quiet place for just us to talk. I will explain everything.” You got this chris. He reassured himself.
“Sure, in the dungeon would be a good start.”
“What my husband’s TRYING to say is we can talk at the dinner table.” Cadence glared at her husband in which in return flinch and mouth the words sorry.
“Oh! Introductions are in order. This is my sister in law Princess Cadence and this is my older brother Shining Armor or Prince Shining Armor if you want to technical.” Twilight rolled her eyes.
“It’s nice to formally meet you two. Forgive me if I cause such a scare.” Chris politely bow.
“For an alien your oddly formal and respectful. Are you sure you’re not tricking us and eat our brain?” The cautiously prince glared at the human.
Through gritted teeth “Brother...shush.”
“Shutting up now.”
“Anyways, Guards! Please escort us back to our castle please.” As they left the Library there were more guards outside and camera flashes.
“Princess Cadence! What’s going on?!”
“Prince Shining! Is everything ok in Crystal Empire?!
“I took a picture of your husband’s dick few days ago!”
“WHO SAID THAT?! I OBLITERATE THAT PONY! HE’S MINE!” Cadence mane was a mess. Her eyes was darting all over the place. Even her mouth was foaming like a rapid dog.
Everything went silent.
*cough* “I mean that’s very nice of you. Everything is fine in the Crystal Empire. And I like to announce something spectacular. Every pony for what I’m about to say I would like you all to remain calm. We have first contact with an alien!!”
To prove her point Chris walked in front of the guards to join Cadence.
“.....hi.”
One reporter spoke up.
“I bucking knew it and you ponies didn't believe me. In yoUR FAACCEE!”
Chris raised an eyebrow slightly confuse. Didn't expect that.
The crowd cheered and some facehooved knowing bits have been lost.
While the crowd cheered they divided a path for The Princessess and the Prince to walk through. As they finally made it Chris eyed the castle. Up close and personal was a different experience. Breathtaking was all he could muster. Following the three now unguarded inside of the castle. Chris just follows them to lead the way.
“Here we are, please sit anywhere and we can talk. Just let me talk to the maids and they will bring something for us.”
“Hun, let me go with you. I can see in your eyes you’re about to pass out. Plus you really need to sit down.”
“I’m fine, this is really important you see how skinny he is.”
From a safe distance out of ear shot. Chris took off his puffy half torn jacket.
“See! But if you wanna come, I don’t mind.” Cadence panted through her last sentence.
“Come on, let’s go to the kitchen and get you a drink.”
As Chris watched the couple go inside the kitchen he needed to tell Twilight something.
“Twilight, there’s something I need to tell you real quick.”
Twilight went alert of this sudden outburst. She was kind of annoyed because she wanted to ask him a few questions as well when they have a chance to be alone but Chris beat her to it.
“Sure Chris, is everything alright?”
“Sort of, But right now I need you to promise me that you can’t repeat a name I’m about to tell you alright?” Chris said in a hurry.
Twilight was conflicted about this sudden change. But there must be a good reason.
“Sure Chris, I Pinkie Promise.”
Chris acted confused with an raise eyebrow
“Uhh.. Ok then. I’m here to track someone with a code name Flurry Heart. Have you seen or heard her before?” Chris knows where she is but doesn’t know when Cadence is going to pop.
Twilight shook her head with a sad look. “I’m sorry but I never seen or heard that name before. Can you tell me what she looks like?”
“Flurry Heart is a human like myself but she’s on the run because she stole government property. She stole a device that can change her appearance. I’m here to bring her back. I or should I say the government doesn’t know her real name. We only know what she goes by and its Flurry Heart.” solid lie
“Why are you telling me this?”
“Because I trust you.”
No later he said that the married couple walk out with maids carrying all kinds of foods.
“Sorry if this alot but we don’t know what you eat.” Cadence sits down in front of Twilight. Follow by Shining sitting next to Cadence in front of Chris.
“Ok, so what brings you here on our lovely planet?”
With a deep breath through his nose, Chris looked at the two.
“I’m going to be straight with you. I’m a mercenary for hire for the Government. I’m here to bring back a person on this planet.”
“W-what?” The married couple said together.
“I’m here to bring that person back with me. I can’t say her name because she stole a device from the Government. That device can change her appearance, so forgive me if I can’t share her name.”
“I see..is she human?” Shining answered, a little nervous because now they have human channeling. Great, if one channeling invasion is bad enough.
“Twilight, what you saw last night was me getting teleported galaxies away. That Library was the last place she exited out of.”
“Ok, you got to tell me how you humans make these things.” Twilight said with a little of drool coming out of her left maw.
“How long ago was it when she left?” Cadence asked, getting that bad memory in her mind at the wedding.
Chris just looked down. “I tried to ask the same thing but only got “It was Classified” response. Since I’m a mercenary I’m expendable so they really don’t care.”
Shining nodding his head in agreement. “Yeah, that happens. Even on this planet. I was in the Royal Guard and we were short on stallions. We hired a few to guard a post that was too dangerous at the BadLands. That was way before I was a Captain.”
Maybe I can get on his good side and ask how he became a guard.
“You were a Captain?” Chris didn’t know what he got himself into.
“Chris DON’T!!” Twilight pleaded
“I’m out” Cadence uses a spell that made her slowly faded out of existence.
“Cadence don’t leave me!” Twilight was in tears.
“So this is how it goes. Right after high school...
Foot steps and clopping of hooves could be heard down the hallway. Chris and Twilight walk together in silence as they went outside the castle.
“Felt like three hours.” Chris tirely said. The feeling of his soul slowly fluttering away like a graceful butterfly.
“It was three hours. I’m so sorry about what happened. Didn’t anticipate that.” With a heavy sigh Twilight decided what to do next.
“You know how long you have to stay here? Not that I’m complaining but if you are staying here long, you might need a job.” Twilight rubbing her chin in thought.
“That’s a fair point. To be completely honest, I’m not entirely sure. But you’re right. Do you know any place that is hiring?” Chris doing his best trying to stir away questions from this purple black hole.
“I’m not sure, only come to this place every now and again we should probably talk-”
“Hey Twilight! Ohh hey..why is there a human here? Twilight, there’s something wrong with this human. Almost as if he doesn’t belong in our...what’s the word I’m looking for. Reality? Can’t point my claw on it but it might be his skin. It IS kind of a different color like the human version of your friends.” Spike intervened.
That’s racist
“First off, where did you come from? And second.Ah Huh! That was so different about you! I almost forgot to ask you something! What was that red ooze and how did your arm grow back?”
You know, I used to like this little guy but now..wonder how far I can punt him with my new found strength . Chris wondered to himself.
“Let me retort that first question with this answer. None of your business. Second, What are you talking about Twilight?” Spike in his rebellious stage of dragoness asks.
With a sigh Chris retold the story of what happened.
“As for Twilight’s question that red ooze came from a doctor. He’s a crazy one but a genius. Besides the head any limb cut off gets one canister that can make it regrow. But I lost a limb because one guy didn’t make a quick maintenance search before I got teleported here.” That should tie up some loose ends.
” That makes sense. Still wanna know about your technology.” Twilight making puppy eyes.
Chris heartily chuckled. “Sorry Princess but no can do. That’s all classified. But I do need to find a job and pull my weight around here.”
“I actually know who needs help.” Spike scratch his head.
“You do?” Twilight said.
“Yeah, believe it or not but there’s a gardener that does need help around the castle.”
Chris rolled his eyes. One coincidence after another.
With a smile and a hand on his hip. “Well I’ll be. Point me to the right direction of that pony then.” While in a southern voice.
While Twilight giggled behind her hoof, Spike pointed the direction. “You see that barber shop? He lives right behind it. House number is 202.”
Chris was about to set off but needed to know something. “Hey Twilight, how long until Cadence due?”
“Due? What do you..oh..Oh! A human phrasing. Well..let’s see..” Twilight began talking to herself.
“It’s after Hearts and Hooves day so..two more months from now. So in the human world that should be February 15 through…April 15? Did I get that right?”
“You know few things about human culture, was there a human before me?” Chris smiled inside.
“Oh goodness no, there was a great mage who casted a spell on a mirror to travel to a different world. I’ve been there a lot of times so it was only natural I picked things up on the way. Anyways, Why did you ask about Cadence pregnancy?” Twilight tilting her head to the side.
“Even though I need a job, I need coin(s) to give her a present of Congratulations for it’s a boy or a girl. Don’t know if you people do it but us humans do.” Chris smiled.
“It’s weird that you said that because we do it as well. Now, for what you are doing is very kind hearted and very thoughtful of you Chris. If you need help with that I’m here. Also it’s not coin its bits.”
“Is that what your currency is called? Bah..I figured that out later. Thanks Spike and see you guys later.” Chris walked away from the castle entrance. Heading to his new destination
Two months huh? Sounds short but might take awhile. Just need to talk to this pony and find a quiet spot to think. It’s been a day and so much has happened.
As he walked in a bright sunny day. He can’t help to find this atmosphere refreshing. Some of the ponies that show no sign of discomfort, disgust or being straight up terrified. They just went on about their day. Sale stands, office supplies etc etc. Some wave at him actually and he waved back. Chris sees some little fillies and colts playing tag. Laughing and enjoying themselves having the time of their lives.
Chris imagines killing those fillies and colts as Carnage. Tendrils hanging them upside down while they are screaming for help. Squeezing the sum of them until they pop like flea’s. Eating one like a chocolate lava cake in one hand. Taking a big bite out of them with an oozing messy sticky string attached to his maw and to his meal. He felt drool coming down on his mouth. It disgusted him to his very core. Their children! They have a bright future ahead of them. Chris was beginning to form tears in his eyes. So he power walked, passing the pony civilians with a force smile on his face. Finally he reached the house 202. Chris took a deep breath to calm his heart. He brought his hand and sent a few knocks. Few minutes went by and the door finally opened. A white mare was inside. Her coat was white pure as snow. Her mane was white with black tips. Along the trailing the black tips were spots of black. Salt and pepper style. Even her tail was the same as her mane. Her wings were small, almost as if she opened them it might hurt.
The mare stood there for a second with a jaw slacked “Oh hey! You’re that alien! What was it again! A Houman? Is that right?” said the mare.
“Mm..almost but no. It’s pronounced human.” Chris shook his head.
Don’t need a long conversation again .
“Look, there’s this small dragon that told me there is a gardener here. Are you that pony?” Chris just wanted to work actually. Get his mind off of things.
“Yep yep! You are looking at him!”
“You’re not a mare?” Blunty asked Chris.
Oh for fuck sakes I’m going to get molested!
“I get that alot.” said the giggling femboy.
“Are you looking for a job Mr…” The stallion trailed off.
“The name Chris. How are you doing..” Chris mimics while lowering his hand for a handshake.
“Sky Piercer.” He shakes Chris’s hand with. “We really do need help so you can start tomorrow. Also as a guest on our planet and our home, it would be an honor if you move in this house. If you want that is.” Sky with a little blush suggests innocently.
They don’t have cameras invented yet right? If I’m taking a shit better not be looking at a camera.
“I can start tomorrow. Gives me time to get used to myself. Which room do I take?”
“Second floor, last door on your left.” Sky pointed out with his hooves.
As Sky saw him go up while his smile was still on him. As soon as the door closes he smile turns into a deadpan expression.”I’m going to watch you sleep at night you sumbitch.”
As the door behind Chris closed he flopped down on the bed with a heavy sigh.
With a quiet conversation with himself. “Finally…”
A long silence from him.
“Just gonna get through this.” Chris thought of something. Wasn’t important but still, it was a gift from his sister.
“Damn, Left my jacket. Fuck it..they can have it.” He stood up and placed outside. The place is really beautiful. Truth be told even the ponies.
Here I am, finally made it. I’m a monster that lives among cattle. Guessing with the symbiote inside of me took some time to re-adjust in my DNA. I can smell them. Each one of them have a different kind of smell. Few smell like sweet candies while others smell like a well done meat. Like a flaming filet mignon. Making me kind of hungry. That salmon was pretty great at the castle but..
“Need a plan Chris, What gif-”
Chris Spider senses went off.
Few knocks were made “Hey Chris. You alright? You were there for a few hours. I got dinner ready for you. Also Princess Twilight is here.”
“I’m ok, must have dozed off. I’m coming right now.”
The dinner was nice for Chris and the others. Twilight and Sky talked about their friends, their jobs. These two never met before but they became friends fast. Gotta hand it to Twilight imma right? Few times they bring Chris into their conversation only to be shut down. Chris tells them “Mercenary work is brutal and not a fate for the heart” or “Maybe some other time.” As anxious as they were to know more about him. He simply wouldn’t contribute. To their minds it must be male thing. Even though Sky was a male but he’s one of the mares now...traitor. So as they talk and toss some embarrassing memories with their family moments. Night creeped on them.
“Thank you for the meal Sky but need to go.” Twilight getting up to give a hug to him
“No problem Twilight.” Sky hugged back.
“Also need to talk to you about a stallion friend of mine who’s single.”
“Uhh...sure. I keep that in mind” Forcing a twitching smile.
“Hey Chris, Cadence would be in her castle for two months. The doctor said this little one’s a mystery. Have to keep a close eye on Cadence and her baby. So it might not be two months. I also told her you were buying a gift for her. She can’t wait to see what it is.”
Chris just chuckled, “Tell her to listen to the doctor.”
With her eyes rolling “Good night guys.”
As the door closes Chris slowly walks past Sky only to be blocked by him.
“Chris...is everything alright? You’ve been distanced and acting reclusive. I know we only just met but you got me worried. You can tell me what’s wrong” Sky looked apologetic with his right hoof on his barrel.
should I say it? I could tell him a lie. But knowing this world it could bite you in the ass and ruin your plans. If I do...I have to follow through.
Chris gulped, not sure how to handle this. He’s a good man. Yes a liar but never a killer. But he did kill a Stag when he was a teen when hunting along with his dad. He’s father’s voice came to mind. He let some rules but one rule stay true to him. “Never kill the mother and its calf, son. Let that calf enjoy his mother and his free spirit life.” He says with a kind loving caring way. He respected hunting and it’s rules.
“I have a new order from the government. I’m sorry Sky but I need to talk to Twilight right away.” Chris walked past him without another word. He walked out the house and headed to the castle, hopefully bumping into her. Then again she could’ve used her magic and be there already.
Fucking magic. Going to take...this is just adorable and sad.
Only took a minute walk to catch up with her. There she is flapping her wings with sweat pouring.
“That was an impressive 4 feet there Princess. Any higher you might see the whole world.”
“Chris! I thought I went to bed? Only to find me in my weakened state. You know too much.” She playfully glared with a pout.
“Hahah, I’m sorry Princess didn’t mean to sneak on you.” Chris getting his laughter in control.
Stop the shaky hands Chris, get your shit together and fucking lie to her. It wasn’t that Chris was scared of Twilight. He was getting scared of what he’s going to do to Flurry.
” I’m here for something else. It’s about Flurry.”
Twilight getting herself together now put on look that she’s all ears
“Continue.” was all she said.
“I got a letter from the government that they are changing plans from bringing her behind bars to execute her on sight. No questions asked.”
Twilight looked conflicted. What would Celestia say in her place? This is not her jurisdiction after all.
“May I ask two questions and you answer me before I give you my answer?”
And of course he nodded.
“Have you ever taken another’s one life before?
If no, what would happen to you if you don’t follow their rules?” Twilight looked down with her mane covering her eyes.
Chris rubbed he’s back of his head and paced back and forth slowly.
“I never took a life before. To be honest with myself I really don’t know how to feel about it. Sure I saw death. Just comes with being a Mercenary. You go here, do your job, paycheck. But never plunged a knife into another. That last question, if I say no to them. They COME here. Either shoot me or take me to another planet and erase everything on paper that is about me.
Twilight, still in the same position, listen to everything he said.
“Well..this is a one sided battle huh?” Twilight brought her head up and turned backwards.
“Chris, This is not my fight. Only see one solution here. Once you find Flurry. You do what you gotta do.” With that last word she uses her magic and Chris was all alone.
“What about the don’t kill another life speech?” Chris said to no one in particular.
Time jumped
It’s been six weeks since that unlikely prep talk happened. Living with Sky was weird during that time for Chris. When he was taking a shower the door knob jiggled with Sky saying I need to pee badly and sharing a shower saves the water bill. So of course he said No. Chris knows he’s been stealing his socks when he’s sleeping. Probably inhaling them like some hobo inhaling paint in a paper bag. Other than that, he worked to earn bits.
As the beautiful day shines on Crystal Empire. An old stallion doctor walks into the garden with Chris, Sky and other background characters.
“Good news everypony!! Said the old mask doctor.
“In this very castle the Princess of Love has finally given birth to a baby Alicorn! Quite a remarkable unpretentious occurrence if I do say so myself. Now I would like for you all to keep this secret from the public. Me and the rest of the nurses were ordered by the Prince to inform all castle staff members to know about what transpired today. Let’s have the Prince and Princess have their time with their newborn. Alrighty now, that’s about everything.” He turned away without saying goodbye.
“Ohh this is the most wonderful news ever!! Don’t you agree Chris?! Sky bouncing up and down.
“Yeah it really is! Hey Sky do you mind if I go shopping? I promise Princess Cadence I will get her something.” Chris using puppy eyes but nowhere near as ok.
Sky flinched at the look. An alien doing THAT?
“Please go, just promise me you won’t do that look again.” Sky showing him how real puppy eyes work.
“That’s not fair, you ponies are way too good at that. But thanks Sky. I’ll be right back.”
“After that look, go have the rest of the day off. We have a replacement train anyways.”
Chris with a laugh got up and went out to buy what he needed.
Chris found the place that sold the item that he was looking for. A picture frame was all he needed for Cadence and Shining. As he walked back to his new home there were a great amount of ponies blocking his path.
What’s going on now?
Even though Chris was short, he still was taller then these ponies. So he clearly saw why all these delicious cotton candies were gathered. The Alicorn Sisters were there giving a speech.
“We were informed that Princess Cadence is expecting her newborn sometime this coming up days. So we take upon ourselves to have our own mini vacation until she delivers. Aside from that, we learn from Princess Twilight’s letters there was an alien living among all of you. In which he is standing among you all.”
Few ponies looked confused at that statement so they looked. Few of them jumped from surprise at how they didn’t notice.
“Can somepony put a frickin bell on him?”
“I got a cowbell. Would that work?”
“We need more cowbell!”
Chris just facepalm while shaking his head.
“Ah...You must be Chris. Would you mind if we can talk to you?”
As Chris made through the crowd and looked at the two, Luna is oddly quiet.
“Sure, would you mind telling me who you are?”
“Absolutely, I’m Princess Celestia and this here is my little sister Princess Luna. We are co-rulers of Equestria. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“Likewise Princesses, let me unlock the door and we can talk right away.”
probably to see if I’m a threat to everyone here.
He opened the door and let the two in. Chris has to admit, those thighs can be firmly hand grasped.
As Chris went to the kitchen the sisters followed suit. With a slow motion he took out a teddy bear with a letter attached to it collar.
“So what can I do for you two?” Chris doing this on purpose is being a bad host. Not asking them if they need drinks.
“Straight to the point. I like that.” Celly chuckled while Luna rolled her eyes.
Was that her way of flirting?
“I’ll keep this brief then since we are on schedule. What are your intentions here? How long are you staying here?”
“Has Twilight told you what’s going on?”
“That you are a mercenary and looking for somep-someone on this planet?” Celestia correct herself.
good, she didn’t tell. Fuck me if she did.
“Correct, I’m sure Twilight has given y’all all that she knows. As soon I execute the target I’ll take leave. And don’t worry if I’m going to tell my where this planet is. I kind of like it here.” Chris half heartedly answered.
Celestia looked down and clenched her teeth together in frustration.
“Well she will be executed on sight or on your home planet?”
Chris looked at the stuffed teddy bear. “On sight ma’am.”
With a heavy sigh “Was there something you wanna ask him sister?”
“Yes sister, forgive me Chris but I have been using magic ever since we set hooves in here. Your physical being is a mystery and I encountered this phenomenon before. My magic let’s me see into ponies dreams. I see them and feel them. But yours...I didn’t see yours. I felt it, I knew the location of it but didn’t see it. I use my magic to discover this unknown source but to no prevail. You are the source of that phenomenon. But when I use my magic on you to read your mind..I got nothing. Your existence is like of a fog. You see it but can’t hold it.”
Luna now glared.
“My question is...what are you?”
Chris took a step back in fright.
“I-I don’t know? I’m a stranger to your world. Maybe I need to adapt to this planet if magic can affect me somehow.”
“Lulu, you’re scaring him. I’m sorry Chris. You’re an unknown, I’m sure your people have a saying of fearing the unknown.”
With an exhale of a sign of relief. “It’s quite alright. And yes we have that saying. For me being an unknown it’s totally understandable to question my existence from other beings. I understand.”
“Alright dear sister, let’s be off. Chris please come to the castle medical room in the morning. We are all waiting outside.”
As the thunder thigh sisters live him be Chris took his seat and began writing on the card.
The next day
Chris was waiting with the sisters in the morning. The only ones who were not present were Twilight and Spike. As Chris tried to get some sleep they finally arrived.
“Morning Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!” Twilight said with a bounce in her step.
“Ohh I can’t wait to see her baby! Wonder what name she will give? Can we go now?!”
“Twilight..can we wait like an hour?” Chris rubbing his eyes.
“I’m with you there but sorry dude, she’s going to have her way.” Spike said, just as sleepy as him.
“Of course Twilight, come along everyone.” Celestia opened the door and everyone followed.
Chris saw the room. It was a private medical room only for the Princess and for the prince. He immediately saw Cadence with Shining on her right. Cadence was laying her back against some pillows. In her hooves was Flurry Heart sleeping peacefully. Chris went to Cadence left and put down the present on the nightstand. Shining and Cadence are a mess. Bags under theirs, their manes are in a disarray.
“Hey you two.” Chris said I’m a quiet tone.
They both mouthed hey with a smile.
“Aww she is sooo cute!” Twilight said behind her hooves.
“Chris hold her. I gotta take a picture of this.”
“Is that alright with you two?” Chris was sniffing. Tears coming close.
Cadence giggled and Shining tirely laughed. " Sure man. But please stallion up. Making us males look bad.”
Chris walked over there and Cadence almost let go. Mother instincts telling her not to let go. But she ignored them. She gave Flurry Heart to Chris to hold.
Chris now Flurry Heart in his arms, turn a little so they can’t see the other side of his face. He was rocking her back and forth.
I can’t...I fucking cant. She’s just a FUCKING baby. A FUCKING BABY!! I can’t kill a fawn..a calf. That’s what dad said. I can’t take her away from her mother...Cadence is going to say her name
“Hey chris…..you ok man..” Shining worrily asked Chris. He was crying.
Twilight was about to take a picture but she slowly brought it down. Look of confusion and gut feeling that this doesn’t seem right. Why is he crying? What’s going on with him?
wait a minute...no...not it can’t..
With a gulp that she was holding.
“Ca-Cadence...what’s her name?”"
Cadence looked away from Chris with a raised eyebrow. “Hmm? Oh her name is Flurry Heart.”
Twilight looked horrified, tears coming down. “Chris..please give Cadence or me the baby….please..”
“What’s going on here.” Celestia asks, looking at Chris with her horn glowing.
Chris shook his head saying no.
“Please Chris...put her down…” Twilight pleaded.
“I have no idea what’s going on but what is the meaning of THIS!!” Shining yelled waking up the baby.
“Chris’s mission was to execute One of his own. Her name was Flurry Heart. But I don’t understand, She’s not a human. And how did you know that name before she was even born!!” Twilight was in rage. Clenching her teeth and her wings flare up.
Chris turned around and everyone in that room froze in horror. The right side of his face was dark red with black stripes. His left eye was white. Like a paint brush just swipe right. His left Jaw had jagged needle-like teeth and two large fangs. With a voice that has two at the same time.
“What the buck….” Shining holding her wife. She was paralyzed in fear. She tried to move or talk but nothing.
“Because...I knew her name long before getting here. For what it’s worth I never wanted to do this.”
“Please…” was the only thing Cadence said
*SNIKT *
Chris’s right hand turned into claws and extended one of his fingers piercing through Flurry’s skull. Lifeless tiny body went limp. With a flick of his wrist, he tore through Flurry’s head. Slicing her head in half. Blood splatter in a short cone area. Only Cadence and Twilight getting sprayed.
“AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! AAHH AHHHHHHHH!!”
The fusion of crys rang like bullets inside of a metal room.
“YOU MONSTER!!!!” YOU KILLED MY BABY!!” Cadence uses her magic to fire anything. Everyone in that room fired whatever they knew best. The whole room lit up like the fourth of July.
When they stopped the room was gone. Just a giant hole were Chris stood. When the dust cleared, Chris was still there...completely unharmed. He just looked up, crying and laughing.
Sobs and laughter could be heard while Shining and Cadence holding the reminds of Flurry Heart. Blood trenching their chest.
“It’s ok my baby..my little shine. Everything will be ok. We took care of him. Everything is going to be ok.” Cadence repeatedly said to herself.
Shining just started at the lost daughter he will never have with wide eyes.
Celestia and Luna use every type of magic they can think of but it was no use.
Spike was hugging Twilight who was on the floor with Cadence crying. Trying to snap out of her trance.
Chris was on his knees and hands banging his head on the floor. Breaking and leaving cracks all the while crying and laughing.
“Sister his claw..it’s on fire. We don't know what he will do. Should we grab everyone and leave?" Luna tactically suggested.
“NO! I AM THE SUN WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE BURN WHILE I AM HERE. HE IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE!” Celestia was a raging sun. She was a living sun spot. The others weren't effected by Celestia's heat only Chris was hurting immensely.
With a raise of his right claw he struck the floor. A bright light of blue tears through reality.
“Heh..haha, bye celly..bye woona.” Chris went inside the portal never to be seen again. Celestia and Luna never told anyone about their nicknames. Only their mother. But she died eons ago.
Location unknown
As the fabric of space tore into reality a new asshole. Chris was on the floor curled up into a ball of a crying trainwreck.
Chris wasn't aware where he was. A place with a concrete floor. Rain downpouring on him with loud thunder. He didn't care where or what's surrounding him. The only thing he did care for is the faces of the ponies who became friends. He tried to stay distant but couldn't. They were so nice to him. It was hard Notto get so close to them
Chris got up from being curled up. When he stands up and wobbles to the nearest wall he hunch down and throws up. The memory of his first kill repeatedly spins in his mind like a skip phonograph. And their anguish screams were pure blood-curdling nightmarish that will hunt him for a very long time.
"FUCKING DAMMNIT!!" Chris grabs his canister that will always be in his hand for each multiverse jump and throws it against the wall. Shattering it.
Chris dropped to his knees and cried into his hands. With the symbiote finally done reaching him and slithering into his DNA, there was a new feeling he never encountered before. It was a sense of one of his kind is nearby. But for now he needed to allow himself in self pity. To know this feeling of dread and get used to it. He's going to be doing the Merchants favor for a LONG time.
"Chris!! Chris, where are you?"
"He should be around this corner."
"He's over here!!"
What follows suit kind of kicks his mind out of his funk. A human woman, who seemed to be thrown upon the wall and landed hard was tied up with a cloth in her mouth. Chris looked back to see who threw her. It was his sister and her boyfriend Rook.
"Christina? Rook? I-I…" He couldn't help himself but broke down. He got up quick ignoring the muffling yelling that was behind him. He ran towards them as the couple mirrored him. Finally they clash together and thanks to Rook's symbiote he can stand and walk like Charlie Barkin. Together they rolled on the drench concrete floor while hugging. Laughter and cries of joy was all there was to know they finally united. Sadly it couldn't last. Christina breaks up the hug and tries to clear her face from the rain.
"Chris, I know we are finally together but we have to hurry." Christina helped her big brother up.
"Why what's wrong?" Chris noticed Rook was on all fours and shook like any other dog but as soon as he finished he stood on his hind legs and put his arm around Christina. Bringing her close to him to keep her warm.
"How do you wal-"
"The symbiote." Rook beating him to the punch
"Ah, that explains it. Anyways..carry on sis." Chris was satisfied by his answer.
"Right, I try to be brief as much as possible. Are you ready?"
"Yeah im ready."
"That woman behind you is Flurry Heart. The multiverse that we are in is a human version. Not the Equestria girls bullshit but a realistic version. We found this out three hours ago. During that time we wanted to get the fuck out. The Merchant said if one of us jump to another multiverse we will join regardless. Or something like that. So we search as fast as we can. Turns out, we're in Equestria. This Equestria is exact replica of London. So-"
Police sirens could be heard in the distance. Making the three stopped and looked at the direction where it was coming from.
"Shit, how did they find us?" Rook bearing his teeth in annoyances.
"We could take them head on and obliterate them." Chris spitballing an idea
"We could but where would the fun be in that." Rook countered.
Christina had a thought but it's humane. "Guys..if we are going to be villains or monsters, we might have to cross some lines that are not meant to be crossed."
The sirens were getting close now.
Sometimes like siblings, the other can read what the other is thinking. With an exhale he nodded a few times "We eat her together while in our Symbiotes."
Chris waited..waited..and waited..
Rook stood up and put a paw on his head. "This is fucked up. We all know this is fucked up..right?"
Christina crossed her arms knowing full well if this does happen. They can consider themselves monsters.
"I killed a foal and lied to everyone just to get here. Might as well do this now then later. Who knows, this might help us less likely to snap and become a mindless animal." Chris shrugged.
"To tell the truth I never killed anyone. I helped Christina pin Shining down when she killed him. So this will skip from killer to full blown monster." Rook brought his paw wrist and put it into a fist. A fast webbing shot out from his paw fist that was slightly down under his knuckles. The web connected to Flurry and yank towards the three. Thanks to the heavy rain she didn't hear anything they said.
Christina crunched down to pull off the rag that was in her mouth.
With a heavy cough and spitting to get the taste of rain and that rag out of her mouth.
"Who are you people?! And how the hell is that dog standing?!" Human Flurry shouted.
The sound of car doors could be heard around the corner of the alleyway. More police cars blocked the only entrance/exit. The whole alley was lit up. "Come out with your hands up!"
Flurry glared at Christina. "Turn yourself in so I can kill you in your cell. You killed my daddy you fucking piece of trash."
"Yeah..thanks for making this easy on us princess. We are going to eat you know."
"....what?"
The three turn into their symbiote forms. Christina Symbiote was yellow, red and black. The patterns on her suit were of like a lava lamp. Her hair has grown out of proportion. Red thick strip in the middle while everything else was yellow. Last but not least. That ass. Rook loves smacking her ass and sometimes shoving his face in it. But every time she goes full symbiote. Rook growled hungrily.
Rook form was basically black with no spider symbol on his chest. Nothing too fantastic besides his tongue twice as long. Perhaps longer than the other two.
And Chris..well we all know carnage so we can skip that.
"What...the...fuck?" random cop said.
It was now or never.
All three in unison screamed at Flurry Heart while leaping. The way they scream was like hearing six voices in different pitches. It was a terrifying yet beautiful choruses.
Christina sinks her angler fish like teeth on Flurry's face. With a quick chomp, all that's left was a gaping hole.
Rook went for her stomach to tear her in half but Chris was there at the same time. Chris growled like a wild animal with his mouth attached to the now dead Flurry. Rook on the other side of the stomach looked at Chris and growled. Both growled at each other and shook their heads. The stomach tore in half while the intestines remain intact in their mouths. Chris and Rook played tug o' war to see who wins. Christina got done munching on the headless Flurry. She now looked at the two and got annoyed by the boy's ethics. Like a voice of a velociraptor she growled and chirped to make them stop. Both of them flinched and backed away. Chris's right arm was once again in blue flames.
He snap out of his bloodlust animalistic and strike the floor. They jump into another multiverse is now open. Without any hesitation he crawled into it. Followed by Christina and Rook. Once the tear was seal all that was remaining was the shock looks of over 100 policemen and scattered remains of Flurry. Coating floors and walls of human pieces and blood.
"Sir..permission to get the hell out and get drunk sir."
"Permission granted."
Equestria, Location unknown yada yada
The three finally made it and stood there with wide eyes.
"Wow." Chris breaking the ice.
"That went sideways soo fucking quick." Christina finally realizes what they did.
"Yeah, we just...lost our minds. Went feral. If we do this again, we gotta keep that from happening." Rook bent his head down to snap the wrist canister.
"Duly noted. To be honest it was kind of adrenaline to do that. And the eating part was.." Chris was conflicted of what's happening to him. He can't put it to words.
"Horrid and delectable?" Christina finished his sentence.
When Christina lifted up her canister to open it she saw her reflection. Everything is fine except her eyes. She saw how lifeless they are. It was weird, she felt fine but when she looked. Her eyes were like lifeless dolls eyes.
"Well, as it seems. We are lost deep inside of a forest. Good thing it's still daylight. Can you smell anything outside the forest, Rook?" Chris breaking his canister with a stomp.
Rook took a few sniffs in the air and sniffed the ground that belonged to anything pony.
"Sorry Chris, got nothing."
"You know guys we finally have time to ourselves now. How about we walk and talk. Catch up and hopefully we find a road or something." Christina brings up a fair point.
"Not a bad idea sis, also come here you two." Chris wanted to hug them once more. Felt like years not seeing them.
"Alright, lets walk. I'll tell ya what happened so far. It's a boring story to warn you but I got attached to them pretty quickly."
With Chris leading them in a random direction in the forest. Rook and Christina were behind him not saying a word. As the whole story was told, he went quiet so he could hear their input.
"I see, sorry you have to go through that trauma Chris. Does killing Flurry still affect you somewhat?" Rook standing on his hind legs with his head down and his press against his skull..
Seeing Christina's older brother looking so down. She wanted to change the subject. So she has a mischievous idea to lighten things up for him like it or not.
"Honey, your bouncing sheath is distracting me. There were some parts I missed in Chris's story that I should've listened to. Would you mind walking on all fours?"
"Hehe, sorry babe. But I will lift my tail up in front of you so you can have a nice view." Rook shamelessly ask out loud. Not caring if Chris was there.
"Please….just please be quiet. I don't want to hear these lawd talk." Chris smiled a little while pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Hahah, Sorry big bro but we couldn't help it. It's fun watching you all squeamish. Just so you know, Rook would totally do it and I would be staring hard."
"You guys are sick perverts." Chris shaking his head.
"Hey sis, can you tell me what happened to you and Rook?"
"Sure, pretty weird that you mention you arrived two months before Cadence got pregnant. Because for us we arrived two months before Shining got married. We found out when we arrived in Twilight's room when she read her brother's letter."
"Since we found that out we spend the last month and few weeks getting used to our symbiotes. Then spend a lot together if you know what I mean...Wink." Rook finishing Christina's story and actually saying wink.
"Did you say wink?" Chris ready to throw some hands at Rook.
"Forget what he said Chris." Christina pulls Rook's ear.
"Ouch babe! So abusive." Rook shaking his head.
The trio walk in silence, don't know where they are going but glad to be altogether.
"Should we be in our symbiotes?" Rook breaking the long hours of silence.
"I don't mind the idea but why?" Chris wondering what brought this up from Rook.
"Well for starters, you need to get used to it. Also we need to get used to seeing each other in it along with giving conversations to one another. This brings another question. Once we are in symbiote form should we address our real name or the symbiotes name?" Rook bringing up level 50 wizard questions.
"How about this, in this multiverse we just be in our Symbiotes. Getting used to calling each other's names." Christina suggested.
"Huh, you guys might be right. Let's do it then, oh..what about taking a shit and showing?" Chris walked backwards while asking that question.
"Guess that's an exception, other than that it's all a symbiote parade year around." Rook shrugs while walking on all fours.
"Cool, from here on out we call each other by their Symbiotes names." Chris turning into his symbiote form with Christina.
Rook didn't do it just yet. He wanted to have some fun when Chris got his back turned on them. Rook got behind the now called Scream and sticked his muzzle between her plump ass cheeks.
"Ooh!" Scream got little startled from an action between her legs while still walking.
"Aww, baby if you are hungry you should've let me know instead of being sneaky. Here, let me help you." Scream said quietly. Reaching behind her with both hands to spread her ass to give him better access. She could feel Rook digging deeper inside of her. With a suppress moan she wanted to stop and just buck her hips to face fuck him but they are burning day light. So she just left him be.
Rook was muzzled deep in her snatch with her ass cheeks rubbing and bouncing against his face while walking. Though he was solid hard he was glad that his red rocket didn't come out. His sheath on the other paw feels like it's going to tear. Rook silently prayed they would come to a stop.
With Scream having a good time she can't wait to stop and mate with him. A thought came to Scream but she just giggled and sighed in content from the feeling of being muzzleified. *Maybe I ask Carnage about having little nieces or nephews running around.*
Surprisingly the now called Carnage never looked back or noticed the dirty love birds actions. He just keeps moving forward looking for a road or in this case shelter.
"Alright guys, time to find or make a shelter. We could use our webbing up in the trees to make one."
Rook pulled out his muzzle with sticky white web like strings that was connected to his muzzle to Scream's pussy. What color was it inside? Only Rook knows.
Scream sat down in front of him and used her extreme long tongue to wrap around his muzzle to clean him. When Scream got up the messy messy mushiness was connected to her and the floor
"There we go! All clean up." Scream just smiled lovingly or the best she could.
Finally satisfied with his actions he stands up and turns into Venom.
"I'm so going to destroy you tonight." Venom puts a black paw on her left shoulder then licks the side of her face.
Scream giving Venom bedroom eyes while licking her chops. "Can't wait stud."
Carnage heard the dirty talk, so the dirty birdies heard him sigh " Just go ahead guys, have some fun. Need to get used to… (Carnage waved his hands from head to his rest of his body) this anyways."
"Thank you Chr-Carnage." Scream corrected herself hugging Carnage. But the hug was like giving a stranger goodbye hug. With one hand on the shoulder then your shoulder touches that person's shoulder for two seconds.
Scream backed up a few steps still facing Carnage. Then she brought her left claw up, shot her web and took off. Leaving a trail of wetness where she left. Carnage saw Venom look at Scream then Carnage. He mouthed thank you and used his web and took off after Scream. It was funny and weird. A dog swinging like spider-man.
"Now..where to start? How far up and how big? Maybe I can make the Eiffel Tower?" Carnage scratch his head.
"Fuck it." Carnage started walking sideways on a tree completely no idea what he's doing.
Night finally came with a now finished web sanctuary for the three. Carnage had tried to make a good sizable platform for tonight's rest.
Looking at stars on Equestria was a mystical sight to behold. No pollution of clouds to cover a magnificent beauty of sea of stars.
"Beautiful isn't?" Venom said bringing Carnage out of his trance. The three symbiotes have the ability to sense their presence from a distance but Venom didn't make a sound or move the webs.
"They really are, where's Scream?"
"She's past out over there." Venom pointed out his paw thumb to where Scream is.
Sure enough there she was. Using Carnage webs to cover herself like a blanket.
"Thanks Carnage for letting us have some time for ourselves. Really appreciate that. Also, I really like to ask you something if you don't mind."
"Sure go ahead."
"What do you think about our relationship and how do you feel about it."
"She's my sister, it's my duty as an older brother to worry about her. It's also great that if she's happy, I'm happy. Deep down though, I'm really glad that you're with her. Are you happy with her?"
"Yeah, I really am. I still remember Valentine's Day on how we met. Even though I was a simple K-9 but I remember it. She visited Ymir's house to spend the night just for me. Ymir was a deep sleeper. So he couldn't hear the door creek open. I almost barked but saw her through the small open space of the door. She called my name as quietly as possible. I followed her and was led to the kitchen. That was the first time we mated." Venom looked back and smiled at Scream.
"Chris, I really love her. I'm head over all of my four paws for her."
"Haha, you really sound like you have it bad for her huh? Hey Rook...have you two talked about having a pup?"
"Y-Yes, we have. She wanted me to talk to you. She was afraid of what you might say." Venom blush but too dark to see him do it.
"I'm actually fine with whatever you two do. It's your life. Just whatever reason happens in the future. Try your damndest to protect her. That's all I can say." Carnage fist bumped on Venom's shoulder as a sign of friendship.
"Thanks Chris for your honesty. I really-..Carnage...you felt that?" Venom was high alert.
"Oh come on! It feels like days I haven't slept. Has to be a deer or a bear. Let's just go to sleep." Carnage throwing a spider tantrum. Or whatever a spider does when they are throwing a hissy fit.
*Yawn*"Big brother, would you mind telling me why my spidey senses are going off ? Is there a deer or a bear down there?" Scream waking up while fixing her hair. Because...that's what sluts do.
"Not entirely sure. Venom, would you mind checking it out?" Carnage ordered.
"Might as well, could be an animal for tomorrow's breakfast." Venom shrugged.
"If they're wild animals, I hope you guys won't mind if I take the first bite. Kind of hungry right now." Before any of them could say anything he left to investigate.
Venom was on all fours running down a tree. Even though they were very high up it didn't take him long for him to find out what sensed off their senses. There were three brave travelers. One was a unicorn, using a magic spell that was a ball of light leading the way. Another was a deer, using its antlers for channeling magic to use its weapon of choice which it was a bow. On the back of the deer was its arrows and two daggers. The last traveler was a rough looking griffin. The helmet looks very much like a viking helmet. Along with a big mace.
Venom hides behind one of the trees to what they have to say.
"For what like two hours felt like it has been quiet. Even the crickets gone silent. Are you sure we will be ok?" The griffin said with a deep voice.
"Have to agree, getting a strange feeling eyes are on us." The stag agreed. Readying his bow.
The unicorn uses another type of magic that shielded them. "Phew, hope that shield will ease your concerns. It's not strong but it's sturdy enough, I'm sorry you two. The Princess of the Night is getting her first marriage in two days from now. By the coming of the sunrise we will be at their palace." The unicorn was slightly doing a happy dance.
"And whom is the groom to be?" The griffin curiously asked.
"Our great hero Anon of course!!" The cheerful unicorn replied.
Venom's jaw hangs open with a Cheshire grin. His tongue sticking out as far as he could let it.
This is all too good. I HAVE to tell them there is an Anon in this world. Venom was extremely happy. So happy he step on a twig on purpose to see how happy he is.
"What was that?! shine the light behind us!" The griffin barked.
"On it!"
The travelers were shocked. Their legs felt like bags of sand.
"What..in..the. What is that?" The unicorns' magic bubble pops. Not focusing on it.
"What kind of messed up abomination is this?"
"Never seen such a horrific smile. So many teeth."
Then the beast howled. A howl that was mixed between a dying wolf and inside of a hollowed tree.
The travelers stood still, did it call for reinforcements? As they watch this strange pitch black wolf it seems to be looking up. They looked up too. Two more sets of eyes in the darkness. Only to be brought with two sets of shiny needle like teeth smiles.
"RUN!!" The griffin shouted. The other two didn't need to be told twice.
"Can't you hold us while you fly!" The unicorn moved that can be that easy.
"My instincts are yelling at me that is a bad move! Just shut up and keep running!"
With unknown energy they never had. Even for the griffin warrior. Never in his life he felt helpless. Just kept on running. Few times they look back only to have a face full of razor sharp teeth barely taken off one of their faces. What felt like hours they finally made it out of the woods. Well just two of them.
"Look *pant* th-there's the palace *pant* we can call...where's Flan?" The unicorn finally looked back but the deer was nowhere in sight.
"He's right there, behind the Evergreen forest." The griffin pointed with one of his claws. His claw was shakey bring it up. He's eyes only stared at what was in front of him.
The only thing they can see through the darkness in the forest was three sets of eyes and smiles. Each of those mouths has a limb of their fallen friend and with each crunch was a smile.
As the creatures before them retreated back into the forest they slowly turned around without saying anything to each other and headed into the palace entrance.
"Since we ate and found the place, let's get some sleep RIGHT now." Clearly she's in charge
"Way ahead of ya sis."Carnage shot out a web ready to go.
"Give me a second, aaannd..done burying this bone. Fucking sleep at last. While we're following these guys. I told you about Anon. Once we get up from our nap. Let's talk about how we going to kill him."
"How'd you know Anon is a he? Could be a girl."
"Ugh, 99 percent of the time is a dude with OP powers or a harem. Now let's fucking go."
Scream grabs Venom by the scuff of his neck and took off.
Author's Note
Music was by Domas - It's ok to be sad.
Ten minutes of swinging through the forest for the symbiote trio have passed since they chased the other two that led them to a village where Luna and Anonymous stayed. As they came to a stop, Christina finally put down her boyfriend as he was wrapped in her left arm while she was swinging with her right.
“Hun, before you say anything I wanted to say I’m sorry for holding your neck like a common animal. I’m very tired and didn’t think things through.” Christina apologizes with her head down, not looking at Rook.
The symbiote trio finally stop from a random direction but not too far from the village. As the three standing about. One by one they went back looking normal.
Rook stood up on his hind legs to stretch while looking at his lover and closed his eyes by following up with a sigh. “Just please you won’t ever do that again, alright?”
“Of course, sorry again.” Christina continued not looking at him.
“It’s alright hun, I forgive you. Anyways, should we make camp or a nest? Whatever it’s called up in the trees Chris?” Rook look at Chris who’s been quiet half the time ever since they arrived in this universe.
Chris was looking up and around not paying any attention towards the other two.
“Hmm? Oh..y-yeah. Would you mind helping me out making it? Took me almost an hour last time. But then again still getting used to these powers.” Chris looked at Rook then above while rubbing his head.
Rook noticed how Chris was acting distant and didn’t say much of anything, so Rook didn’t bother him just yet. He needed to talk to him to see what’s the matter. But for now, making a miniature home and getting some rest before the next day sounds good to him.
“Sure I’ll help, Chrissy, would you mind staying right where you are?” Rook said while standing up.
“Sure, just don’t leave me here all alone in a dangerous forest.” Christina crossing her arms in discomfort.
Both the males look back at with a what the fuck look.
“Sis...you’re a mother pigeon fuck symbiote. No reason to be scared.” Chris annoying pointed out.
“Yeah, but still. I’m still human, you know. There are places and things that just make me uncomfortable. Anyways, just hurry up.” Christina rolled her eyes at her brother.
“Yeah..yeah, one house of a web of dysfunctional family coming right up.” Without changing into his symbiote form he uses his webbing with one hand to shoot high as possible and takes off. Rook follows suit thinking of what to say. There going to be alone, should he speak while making a safe space near the top of the trees or wait?
”I’ll just wait after the nape. As soon as we get up, I ask a few questions that’ve been bothering me.” Rook thoughts going through his mind. Conflicted with what questions to ask.
Didn’t take too long to make a temporary home. Chris kind of knew what to do but it was Rook’s first time. So both of the boys decided to wing it. Throwing webs all over the place. Few times Chris got himself tangled in his own webs. A lot of the time Rook would swing right into not his but Chris’s webbing to.
“Sshhiiitttt!!!” Chris yelled while he was falling down and destroying each branch he came into contact with. With a loud crash into the ground he slowly stood up.
“I’m alright Rook! Nothing broken!” Chris yelled towards the symbiote German Shepherd. “Hey sis, our bad for taking so long. It’s our first time making something like this. Plus from that...fifty maybe more high up then that fall didn’t hurt at all.”
Christina watched the whole thing. Branch after branch being snapped in half as soon as her brother made contact with each one of them. Needless to say she was a little shaken up. But as she watched him get up and brush himself off she relaxed but only for a second. “Fucking damn it Chris! You scared me! Be more careful or I’ll sink my claws into your kneecaps! Fuck! J-just be more careful..we know we’re hard to kill but to what extent? We really need to figure this shit out.” Christina pacing back and forth.
Sound of crunching leaves and twigs came behind Chris. “Phew, had me scared there Chris. But glad you’re alright. Hey babe, it’s finally finished up there. Lets get some sleep.” Rook smiled, feeling quite proud of himself for building something for the first time.
“Yeah...yeah, that sounds wonderful.” Christina sadly said.
“Hun, is everything alright? You’re acting kind of scared right now.” With his smile gone he was more concerned about his mate.
“No, i’m not alright.” Christina said with a sigh. “I know we are symbiotes. Pretty hard to kill but watching my only blood, my brother falling from such height that should’ve killed him made me scared.” At the moment she was beginning to cry. “I don’t know what I’ll do if anything happens to Chris or you Rook. I-I..I’ll probably go ballistic. I really do believe I go insane.” Christina bent down and put her head between her knees.
Chris looked down at her, knowing her words struck him. He would go insane if that would ever happen. Without any words to bring out of her funk he simply went by her side to be at her level. He wraps one arm over her shoulder and brings her in a tight hug. He thought of something to at least calm her down. “I love sis, and I won’t be leaving you for a very long time.”
Rook sat on the opposite side from where Chris was sitting. “Don’t worry hun, gonna take alot to get us killed.” He nuzzled the side of her face. Bringing his head to the side of hers he softly whispered to her “How about we get some sleep? I promise you feel better.” Christina just nodded her head without any said.
The three of them got up (Rook on standing like a human) to look above them. Rook looked at his mate and kissed her cheek. “Finally some shut eye.” Chris raised his hand and shot out his signature red web up above. As Chris being in the lead he can’t help but feel bad what was in his sisters mind. For now though he talked to her later.
“Here we are! Black and red webbed home sweet home. Well..until tomorrow anyways.” Chris scratched his head not to sure what else to say.
“Took at least thirty minutes to finish this. Spiderman made it look so easy to swing and do tricks with his webs. We really do need training to get the hand of things.” Rook tilting his head to the left while talking to Chris.
With a loud yawn coming from Christina “Less talkative, more sleepy.” She picked a random spot from the web home. “Night.” That’s all she said before passing out. Both the guys looked at each other and shrugged.
3 Hours later
Rook slowly opens his eyes and sees Christina staring at him. She lightly pinches Rook’s chin and pulls him into a kiss. The meaning of the kiss was just passionate. No tongue or moans, just two lips meeting together. They broke the kiss and put their noses together.
“Morning you two, if you wondering what time it is I say nine a.m. Since we saw the sun barely coming out after we chased that pony and griffin.” Chris announced. He stood up while few bones popped making him moan. “Ohh..fuck me that feels good.”
Christina was sitting indian style with one hand covering her mouth while yawning and the other rubbing her eyes.
Rook was sitting on his haunches looking at her with a half smile. He then looked at Chris. “Hey Chris, can we talk?”
“Sure, what’s up?” After his morning routine of bone popping goodness he sits down waiting what he has to say.
“Been meaning to ask you something and Christina too.” Not sure of himself of how to begin, he took a deep and came out of it. “You’ve been acting distant Chris. Then being quieter than usual. Is this because of Flurry Heart?” Rook didn’t raise his voice in any given way. He simply wore a worried face becoming more worried and confused for him.
Chris went wide eyed for a moment from the questions he was receiving. Then slowly turn his head away from Rook. The memory of what happened. The look of betrayal and disgust.
“I haven’t really noticed anything unusual but now Rook brought it up. You were acting quieter than usual.” She added her worthless two cents.
“I need to talk to you too hun. There were few questions that were bugging me since it was just the two of us in another universe. But wanna know what’s going on with Chris first.” Rook said while side-glance at his mate.
“O-oh, ok..are you mad at me love?” Christina looked at him with a worried look
“No I’m not hun. Just want a few answers to be clear. Who knows, we might understand more about ourselves. We do need a talk though, if we are going to be together for over a thousand years we need to talk to each other. We might have arguments time after time. Or even fight each other but we need to stay strong. Not to lose ourselves in emotions or bloodlust.” Rook looked at Christina with a genuine smile with his tail wagging. “We need to keep our sanity and at the same time lose it.”
“What do you mean by that?” Chris looking at Rook clearly confused.
“This might sound ridiculous but we need to go insane every now again. But knowing not to lose ourselves in the process. There are alot of bad guys that go on power trips. They lose their sight of reality to stay focused on their troops or army. They couldn’t adapt to their own sanity. In a nutshell..we need to act like Discord or Deadpool.” Rook face pawed himself for not noticing how horrible that came out. “That was horrible but you get what I mean. Just need more control of ourselves when we go on a killing spree.” Rook finishing.
“Sooo...just have little more humor and personality then Nicolas Cage?” Christina joked.
All three of them looked at one another, then shrugged.
“Sure”
“I’m ok with that”
“Meh”
They said said simultaneously
“So Chris, are you really ok with what happened?” Rook not missing a beat flat out asked Chris.
“Only if you guys tell me what happened to you two when we got separated.” Chris bargain. Rook only nodded without a word.
Chris ran his fingers through his caesar like hair. Only doing this for comfort.
“I don’t know what to feel about Rook. Disgusted? Horrific of what I did? When my sister and I wanted to be these villains. We thought it was going to be easy. They’re just ponies after all. Yeah they talk and think like humans but at the core their just ponies. Easy to scare, lie, corrupt, hell even to have sex with.” Chris was smiling when he talked about an old memory. His smile faded away briefly.
“But the short amount of time of being there, they were wonderful. Amazingly I had so many friends in a matter of weeks. Tried to psych myself up for Flurry. Telling myself just get it over with and see sis, Rook again. The day finally came when Flurry was born. Held her in my arms and I just couldn’t do it. Father always said when we were hunting “Never take away the mother’s baby son.” Chris tried to impersonate his father. The voice he tried was low and gruff. He tried to mimic his dad’s country voice.
“There I was holding a child, a fucking child. I didn’t see Flurry a pony anymore. I saw her as a human.
Twilight saw me crying for a different reason then the others. She knows about humans more, so she picked up why I was crying. She put two two together and asked Cadence what her name was. The gig was up for me, I had to kill the kid. The looks on their faces when I sink one sharp claw through Flurry’s face.”
Chris put one hand on his face and began to cry. “Just wanted to get it over with, then at the same time to know what it would feel like to kill.” He sniffed with his hand coming down. Chris looked at his sister then to Rook. Christina had her hand over her mouth with tears pouring down her face. Rook with his eyes close has his head down trying not to cry but failing.
With a couple of deep sniffs and breaths. Christina and Rook got up and hugged Chris. “Even though we’re supposed to be villains Chris and we’re not supposed to cry. It’s understandable, we are still new of being the villains we were supposed to be. Rook, would you mind telling him what happened when we separated?”
Rook rubbed his snout then sniffed. “Sure, so..we finally got to Equestria but Christina got her right arm blown up from protecting me right before the Merchant’s foam hand exploded.”
“Wait..that happened to you as well? I got my left arm blown off. I didn’t feel anything when we were in outer space. Once I was in Equestria I was on the ground yelling.” Chris was focused on Rooks story and completely forgot he was a teary mess.
“Happen to you too huh? Let me guess..you use the canister to heal up?” Rook asks with an eyebrow raised.
“Yeah, so what happens next?” Chris putting the tale on track.
“Right, after Christina got healed we came to find out we were at ponyville. Christina found out real quick because Twilight’s home stuck out like a sore thumb or a big sting to a K9’s muzzle.” Rook began to bring one of his back paws to scratch his neck.
“Anyways, it was night time and Twilight’s home was lit up. We looked to see any ponies walking about but it was clear. We look for a good place to eavesdrop to know what timeline we’re in. Come to find out Twilight and her friend were there talking about her brother about having a wedding in two months.” Rook was now blushing along with his fast pace tail wagging. Christina took over to share the embarrassment.
“Since we found that out we just went crazy with sexual experiments. Exploring each other all over others ches-
“DON’T NEED TO HEAR THAT! JU...just..I get it. Please move on.” Chris was about to fall off where he was but it wont be no accident.
“R-right, sorry about that. Anyways, the days went by so quickly. Ever so often we check on ponyville to see if they are going to the train station since we lost track of time. Because..you know..sex.” Christina said the last part as much sultry as possible. To make Chris suffer of course.
“Ok sis I get, you getting booty and im not. You win, please move on.” He has to admit, he was jealous. He needs some bootylicious to cummzies.
Christina giggled at Chris’s misfortune not having a piece of ass. “Right, days went by and we spied on what’s going on. Lucky for us we saw the gang leaving with their things. Thanks to the Merchant we were stealthy. No sense of smell or noise could be detected from them. We got on the train with no one looking. Now..getting inside the castle was a bit tricky. Broad daylight was not helping us.”
“So how did you guys get in?” Chris ponder
“We didn’t need to, Shining was outside waiting for Twilight. Chris, what you experienced was far worse then what we went through. Babe, would you mind telling the rest?”
With a deep breath Rook finished the story. “We waited outside underneath the train. We wait for an opportunity to hunt down our prey. We bickered back and forth quietly. How do we strike? We go in normal or symbiote. We hear Shining say “Follow me” once he gets his back turned along with the others. Christina got out underneath, shot out a web at Shining that got attached and pulled him to her. She was straggling Shining with her bare hands. Shining didn’t know what the fuck was going on.” Rook stopped and took a breather before continuing.
“As Christina was straggling him I looked back at the others. Twilight was screaming brother at the top of her lungs. Mind you we were not in symbiote form. The others just stood there. Every single one of them just stood there. Besides Twilight, she was using whatever magic she can think of to toss Christina off. She even charged at Christina but I simply got in her way, put one paw on her chest and pushed. She went flying a few feet until she again used her magic yet again to stop.”
Rook went to Christina to lay on her lap. In which she was still in indian position. “They were not used to death, all they can do is just stand there. I look back at Christina. She was laughing and crying at the same time while Shining was way past dead. Took at least five or six minutes of choking a dead guy for her to come to her senses. Told her sweety “Let’s go, our job is done. Let’s talk about this later.” Christina’s left arm became engulfed in blue flames. She opens the portal and the rest is history.”
“Twilight’s friends just stood there?” Chris confusedly asks.
“Yeah, you would think when trouble starts immediately they jump in before asking questions.”
Rook tilted his head in thought.
“Guess write that off as a multiverse thing.” Chris suggested. “So, is that all you wanted to ask?”
“Two more things I wanted to say. One of them is what will it take for you to finally come to terms being a killer and let loose?” Rook curiously asked.
“I have a guess what it will be but let’s hear bro.” Christina was betting on a certain game he liked.
“Good question, if coming to terms to finally feel comfortable of who and what I am. I would have to be in the Fallout universe. Love that game a lot, usually after the end of the game I usually go on a rampage. Always thought it was funny.” Chris chuckled at some of the memories he had.
Thanks to the Merchant, Rook understood what Chris was saying. All Rook could do was chuckled alongside Chris. “Last question, Should we kill any or all heroes? Especially Anonymous ones?”
The word kill was becoming less and more less important to them. Just another word hunt.
“You know what? Let’s do it. We can take turns every multiverse we come across. I lied my first through. Christina asked for the human version of Flurry and you Rook wanted us to be non-talkative beasts. Next time it’ll be me next.”
“Sounds like fun! I can’t wait to see what happens next! Hahah!!” Christina was actually happy about the idea. A game of sorts for her.
“Yes..just you wait Anon we have an excellent wedding present for you. You can say it will be...EXPLOSIVE! Mwah..mwah!! Rook finally losing himself in madness
“Guys! I feel an evil laugh coming! It’s going to be magnificent! Here it comes…
“Shurorororo..” Chris mimics laughter from an anime show. He even went as far as making his tongue stretch wide and long. Thanks to the symbiote he made that possible.
The others went wideye with shock, they snapped out of their trance and sat side by side against Chris. Rook and Christina pressed their cheeks against Chris’s face and laughed along with him. With the laughter and tongue.
“SHURORORORO!! WE’RE COMING TO GET YOU ANON, SHURORORORORORORORO!!!
Author's Note
Spoiler alert...maybe
Ew, Anon side story...disgusting.
In a village where Anon lives with his soon to be bride. Luna was making lunch for her and Anon. But she was having a hard time doing so with an annoyance with her flank(s). By annoyance that means Anon. He was behind her on both of his knees groping, spreading and lightly slapping her flanks. She loves him with every fiber of her being but sometimes he can be a foal. There she was, just concentrating on making a salad for lunch for him and her. All the while with a face that says “tch.”
“Thunder, feel the thunder. Lightning then the thunder.” Anon sang with each slap of Luna’s flanks with his hands.
“Anon, sweety..I love you dearly but why must you be so obsessed with my flanks!” Luna was talking calmly, only for the last part with a raised voice
“How can I not! My dear sweet-” Anon wanted to continue speaking but he shook. A shiver went down his spine. “That felt weird, felt like a ghost ran it’s fingers down my back.” He rubbed his back to get whatever feeling off of him.
“Probably mother speaking ill about you with my sister.” Luna looked at him then shook her head while going back to making lunch.
“You might be right, gotta say Luna. Your mother still hasn’t given up on ruining my life.” He nervously laughed with one hand rubbing behind his head.
“I know Anon, I’m sorry you have to endure both my mother and my sister’s actions.” Luna put her hoof on her head to rub her headache away.
“It’s fine, took awhile for me to get used to the idea of your sister marrying you. With your mother trying to sabotage every possible outcome of me marrying you. Last but more importantly, there are only four of you left.” Anon scratched his chin in thought.
Anon watched Luna using her magic to bring two salad bowls on the table. When it was placed they ate in silence for a moment.
“Have I ever told you what happened to Celestia when she was trying to woo me near the waterfall?” Luna smiles with her mouth closed with deliciousness before swallowing her food down.
“This ought to be good, what happened?” Still chowing down on his salad, little pieces falling out.
Luna put her hoof in front of her muzzle and giggled. “Before you came here, I went for a swim to cool off from the terrible heat. The place was empty with no pony in sight. Must of swam a good few minutes but as soon I dipped my head under the water and came out. My sister was laying down sideways trying to seduce me. I look down at her stomach to see leaves on her teats.” Luna stopped for a moment to eat a few lettuces before continuing her little tale.
“Before I could say anything she talked first with a confident smile.” Luna tried to use bedroom eyes but came out more of a glare. She never was good at seducing.
“Hello my beloved sister, see anything you like ?” “I wanted to say nothing but couldn’t. So I told her what I saw.” Luna smiled at the memory she was about to say.
“My big sister, your teats are covered with fresh poison ivy. If you don’t hurry to put some ointments on your teats they won’t be swollen.” Luna again giggled.
“What happened?” Anon loved to see Celestia suffer. She was always there at the wrong time when Luna and him wanted some alone time at a romantic place.
“She looked down to make sure I wasn’t joking. Sure enough her eyes went wide. Her hoof swatted the leaves as fast she could. She didn’t even look at me, she just screamed and cursed her father’s name for helping her. Dammit Solar Eclipse! She ran off cursing. Few times I saw her tripping over her own hooves.” Luna finally finished her little tale.
Anon loved Luna’s dad. He just wanted to see Luna happy no matter what creature courted her. When they finally decided to be together and tell him he was overjoyed. On the other hand, the mother name Lunar Eclipse didn’t stand for that. She wanted both of the sisters to be married and carried the bloodline. Yes they are females but there are always spells to have curtain equipment attached. They need to get married just like her husband/brother.
Anon
Anon chuckled at Celestia’s misfortune. “Once we get married tomorrow you don’t have to worry about your sister’s shenanigans ever again.”
“Sure hope so love. Maybe we can go somewhere pretty far away from here, just the two of us.” Luna picked up the plates and put them in the sink. It was a good thing Anon was here. He was good at making things from his world to replicating to her world.
“Actually, your dad gave me few locations but they are FAR. Hope you are up for an adventure!” Anon couldn’t wait to get the hell out of this village. Four years he’d been there and every year the name of the village kept changing. He heard the village name would change at the end of the year. It would be Ponyville. Goofy name but whatevs.
“Oh? Which ones?” Luna tilted her head.
Anon pulled a map from his pocket. “Alright, here’s what your dad suggested..”
Back to the symbiotes, because fuck Anonymous.
As the trio walk down a path not too far away from their sanctuary. One questions themselves a wondrous question.
“Say, do you two know the way back to the village? I completely forgot how to get there.” Chris rubbed the back of his head ashamed.
“You’re in luck, I’m a German Shepherd. Plus my senses amped up. I got the smell of how to get back there.” Rook said obviously with a deadpan look.
Chris put his head down and mentally kicking himself for that dumb question that he walked himself in.
“My bad, I don’t see you as a dog anymore. Just..one of us you know. Anyways, glad you’re able to get their scent from these distances. Not going to question it. Just mark it up for alien reasons.” Chris continued to talk without looking back.
“How far is the river with the waterfall? Really need a bath.” Christina wanted to know ever since Chris spotted a lake when they were near the top of the trees.
“Well, we could get there quickly just by swinging there. But there is one more question I wanted to ask. Why are you so obsessed with Rook sis?” Chris wanted to know why. It’s been bugging him ever since they got separated.
With a deep inhale and exhale she tried to explain. “I was never a fan of dating men or women. I tried dating both genders, just couldn’t do it. Ever since dad took us hunting my first crush when I was a little girl was a wolf.” Christina answered honestly.
“Have you had sex with one or any other K9?” Rook said with an eyebrow raised.
“N-No! Of course not! There were a few times I wanted to but didn’t. Because it was frowned upon.” Christina raised her hands in defense. She might have stepped on a landmine on this topic.
“Don’t worry hun, I couldn’t be mad at you if you did. We wouldn’t be together back then.” Rook now standing up put his arm around her to bring a quick kiss.
Christina blush from that. “Thank you, well the reason why I’m nuts about Rook was when we did it in the kitchen he filled that empty void that I had. And I couldn’t let him go.”
Chris looked back at the two with a smile. “Sweet but cliche sis. Anyways, let’s head to that river. Few things we need to discuss after we get washed up. Alright let’s swing our way there.”
Didn’t take more than ten minutes to reach their destination thanks to forest thick trees. On the plus side it was good practice to see how maneuvered they are between spaces of them.
As the three reached the river back they stood there admiring the scenery. Different species of birds flew by near the waterfall chirping and gathering food. Few monkeys were in the water bathing. The whole place was or in this case is a tropical paradise. The riverbank is just a huge circle for the waterfall.
“Fuck me this is amazing, I’m afraid if I get inside that water I cum instantly. I fucking do it to and it will be fantastic.” Chris hurriedly taking off his white shirt and pants only leaving him in his boxers.
“Chris I’m sorry but I’m going in naked. If you look it’s your own fault but at this point I don’t care if you look. I need a baTH GOD DAMMIT!” Christina mimicked Chris but she went all the way. She bolted bare ass towards the water and jumped. Being a symbiote as she was, her jump was a tad far. Nearly hitting the rocky wall. “IT FEELS SO GOOD GUYS!!” Encouraging the two to jump in.
“Even though I saw my own sister naked but that doesn’t matter right now. Sweet relaxation is here and I’m taking it!” Chris was about to run but felt Rook on his back.
“MUSH HUMAN MUSH!” Rook pointed to their destination. Chris neigh like a horse as he rear back like one. With his hands now on the ground he.. Gallope?. As Chris galloped on all fours, right before jumping in, Chris stopped and stood up. He stood next to the water to dip a toe in it.
“Fuck that, im sitting here with my legs in the water. How the hell did sis manage this cold water?” As Rook got off of Chris’s back to let him sit down. He stood up to transform his body into a bodybuilder with a double chin that could break five cement blocks. When he was done transforming into a very well known celebrity he walked towards Chris. Rook bent down with a web made fishing hook with a thin line. He quickly hooked it to his boxers and picked up Chris.
“Yo! The fuck you doing Rook?!” Chris was trying to wiggle free, it was in vain.
Rook tried to mimic the voice of the celebrity. “It’s time to exercise, once you’re done it you get hooked.” Chris groans but Rook continues. “Remember the saying man’s best friend? Well, it’s a lie.” Rook threw Chris with little effort. The place where they were at was the size of a football stadium. As Chris shouting distasteful vocabulary through the distance while the web like fishing hook attached, Rook was squatting down readying himself to launch towards him.
“Your angry shouts have given me a river of emotions. But no matter how you stream away, I ALWAYS CATCH UP!” Rook grabs hold of the web as he was taken into the air with Chris. As the two soar through the air, gravity finally took effect. Even though Rook really didn’t estimate how much power he threw Chris along with going along with him. They were over 150 feet. The idiot’s just laugh all the way down with a sickening splash with their backs hitting first.
“That didn’t hurt one bit! We have to test a lot of things out. Like cutting off our heads is a good start. Also how did you change your body? Didn’t the Merchant say no changing?” Chis questioning.
Rook was dog paddling around Chris. “He said no camouflage or turning invisible. Never said anything about changing the shape of your body.”
“Neat, wonder if I can increase the size of my di-mhmm..” Chris looked down to see a yellow web covering his mouth. He looked at Rook, who had a few yellow webbing on his back. The webs tug strong for the both of them and sent towards Christina.
“Baby! Are you alright? You’re not hurt are you? You’re dick is not broken is it?” Christina was bombarding questions to Rook with his face in her chest. “The hell are you thinking Chris?! Doing a crazy stunt like that?!”
Chris peeled off the webs “Woah there sis! Calm your tits down! Rook pulled a prank on me. He sneaked up behind me and threw me into this cold ass water. That stunt didn’t hurt the both of us one bit. Also ask if he wanted a test of cutting our heads off. To see how far we ca-” Again Chris got interrupted. Not by webbing onto his mouth but by a quick slash through his neck. Chris’s head rolled off and landed onto Christina’s hand.
The now headless Chris just stared before blinking. “WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTINA?! I mean this is cool. Now we know if we have our heads removed we live but WHAT THE FUCK!? MY OWN SISTER KILLED ME!” Chris was outraged of course. Little glad the test results proved to be correct but could’ve done differently.
Christina took a deep breath of relief “Phew, glad that worked out. I’m so sorry Chris. When you said you wanted to test that out I wanted to blow off some steam. So just attached your head back on?” Christina put her brother’s head on. “Hey look! Your body was still swimming without your head! That’s neat!”
“I’m glad you’re ok Chris, also we can breathe underwater you two. Thanks to Christina shoving me into her chest underwater. So technically she killed us both.” Rook looked at Christina with a deadpan stare.
“Fine I’m sorry! I got scared and emotional. Anyways, after watching that stunt I came to a decision. I want your knot inside of me right now and have pups. And you Chris..” Christina’s mouth turns into pin needles like teeth. “GO AWAY !!” Christina grabs her brother’s face, lifts him up and toss him straight forward. Christina reverts back to normal to look at Rook. She started breathing heavy with her tongue hanging out. “I want your puppies right here, right now.” Rook tried to swim away but got dragged underwater.
When Chris finally landed a safe distance away from his sex crazed sister. He swam to the nearest place to get out of the water. “Well, since I’m alone now I can think of a plan to sneak into that village and found out what year we’re in. Until then..gotta get used to the idea of being an uncle ten times over. Also, what the fuck they going to look like.”
Some time later
Chris was past out on the grass, happily asleep. “Hiyaa!!” If you have a sibling then having a good rest is not happening. Christina tosses a monkey at her brother, she has some urgent news to tell him.
As the monkey on Chris’s face going ape shit. With a lot of pounding with its fist and stomping on him but all that felt like a fly to Chris.
With a sigh of disappointment Chris was awake. “I’m up, I’m up. What is it that..you..want?” He finally got up with him picking up the monkey and tossing it behind him. He tilted his head back along with pinching the bridge of his nose. “And you’re pregnant. You know what? I’m not even surprised. Both of you wanted kids, pups or whatever. But what raises the question is how the hell you’re pregnant! Looks like your water is about to break.” Chris raised his hands in frustration. “How long was I out?” Chris trying to calm down with both of his hands running down his face.
Christina was in her clothes holding her pregnant belly. Her once proper attire shirt and blue jeans are torn and cut. Her shirt, as it was a white guipure lace is cut in half. More of a sports bra now. Her once blue jean’s are just now booty shorts. With a few spotted dried blood stains.
“About three hours and you’re right. I can feel them moving.” As soon as Christina finished her statement her water broke. “Oh fuCK! THEIR COMING OUT! Honey, hold my fucking hand please!” Christina snared at Rook.
“Oops, right I’ll do that.” As Rook holds her hand. She squats down and pulls down her shorts to her ankles. Christina squeezes Rook’s paw tightly as she pushes whatever ‘s inside of her out. “Fucking shit! That should be it.” With heavy breaths she looked down to what she gave birth to. “The hell..?” It’s all that she could say.
“Sis, that’s downright disgusting. Here I thought it’s going to be anthropomorphic pup but what we got here is something totally different.”
Christina was ready to puke, her brother was right on the money. She really thought she was going to give birth to an anthropomorphic puppy. But what she got instead was thousands of little egg sacs. “Dear god, I’m not human anymore.” She looked away from the egg pile looking distraught.
“When they hatch and grow up they change. This is alarming though, but you did say you wanna get pregnant by any species.” Rook bent down and sniffed the eggs. “Well good news babe, I do smell our scent on these little buggers. Don’t know about you hun but my instincts are telling me to push these to the water, weird huh?”
“You’re right, my body is telling me to put them in.” She walked to the eggs and covered it up with webs the best she could. She then picked it and put them in the water. “Anymore left hun?”
“Nope, you got all of them. Here’s your shorts.” Rook grabs her booty shorts and tosses it to her.
Chris wasn’t fazed about his sister being half naked. He was mostly focused on the ground where the eggs were. There have to be over the thousands. Maybe in the ten thousands. “Having a feeling they’re going to be feral symbiote pups at first then they evolved into thinking individuals.” Chris said out loud.
“You really think so? They won’t try to kill us would they?” Rook worriedly asked.
“Don’t know, we can only wait and see.” Chris took a deep breath and released it. All he wanted was to change the subject. “Let’s talk about something else if you guys don’t mind.”
“You guys don’t think the fish are going to eat them do you? Should I put them somewhere else? Is this what it feels like to be a mother?” Christina was pacing back and forth making sure no predators are near her offspring.
“Their safe sis, if you gave birth in three hours I’m pretty sure they hatch soon enough.” Chris being a big brother that he is reassuring her. “Right, I have a simple way to see what’s inside that village and ruin their wedding.”
Christina looked at him with glee. “Let’s hear it! Also put some clothes on. Can’t take you seriously.”
“Dang, there on the other side of the bank. We really do need more clothes. My white shirt is cut in half. My left leg of my pants is torn at knee level and we have no shoes.”
“We should rob a bank with matching black and white stripes clothing. Have black bags with a big money symbol.” Rook eyed rolled at his bad joke. “Anyways, let’s get your stuff and tell us what you have in store for us.”
Village at night time
“You think we should have more guards? Some of the guys witnessed a strange timber wolf-like creature.” A guard said to his superior. The two were guarding the entrance of Anon and Luna’s home.
“If it’s just as small as a timber wolf, there is no need to hunt it down. They’re more scared of us than we are of them.” The superior quoted.
The other guard just hummed in agreement and together stood in silence. Few shouts started to emerge. The sounds of tables being moved. Things are being thrown. Until the door flew open with Celestia running from the house just a few feet away.
“The fuck is wrong with you Celestia! Breaking into our home and touching my wife! Fucking kill you right here, right now!”
Anon took off his shirt and took a fighting stance.
“Anon, all I wanted to do was ask my sister a harmless question. That’s all there is!” Celestia pointed a hoof at him then brought it slowly to her nostrils. She took a deep whiff of her sister’s delicious scent. She sighs in bliss with such happiness it makes her spine shiver in dissipation. With shit eating grin she had one last thing to say before she took off. “I’m lying, I did dig my hoof in her honey pot. I’ll do it again too!!” She sat on her haunches with one hoof raised up high and the other still smoosh into her muzzle. “HAHAH, MWAHAHAHA!!” With that last shout she used her cheating magic to teleport far away from Anon.
Anon was furious beyond comparison, he dropped to his knees with his fists in the air screaming to the heavens. “CEELLESSTIIAAAAA!!”
Luna was outside watching the whole scene. Her mane was messy, few strains of fur were sticking out. All she could do was just roll her eyes. “What’s done is done Anon. Let’s go back inside, I need your help finding my dairy. I can’t seem to find it after you two made a mess inside. Sister must’ve taken it.”
Anon instantly stopped being a drama queen and spring up “Oh dang, didn’t you place some strong spells to prevent that from being stolen from her?”
“I did, I’m not too worried about it. She won’t go to her mother because she’s too prideful to get help.” Luna waited for Anon to come back inside. Once he did she looked at the two night guards. “Good night you two.” She closed the door.
“Can’t wait for the wedding tomorrow, aren’t you getting married to your younger sister sometime soon Captain?” The younger cadet was doing a small trot dance with a smile on his face.
The Captain did a deep chuckle. “Aye, That I am. You know cadet, I have a feeling this little village would be a good place not to get judged if marrying a sibling.”
“Same here, almost everypony is related here. The only ones that aren’t is Anon and Luna. Shoot, I got asked out by my older sister on a date. It was funny how it happened. She did it at the dinner table along with my five other sisters. First it was yelling, then things escalated quickly. One of them threw a hoof punch.” The cadet just laughed behind his hoof.
“That will happen sometimes, since there are too many mares on this planet. In this village alone there are ten males and the last time I counted the mares were a hundred.” The good Captain rubbed his chin in thought.
“That sounds about right. Oh! Have you figured out what the King is going to name this village? He comes up with a name then changes it again.” The cadet yawned, trying to stay up.
“King Solar Eclipse? Yeah I did find out. Over heard from Princess Luna when she was talking to the soon to be Prince Anonymous. This village here is going to be called Ponyville. Anyways, get some sleep. I’ll stand guard.” The Captain smiled and tilted his head to say get moving.
“Sir yes sir.” The sleepy cadet lazily put his hoof to his chest and walked away.
On top of a roof
“Wow..you think My Little Pony before Twilight came to Ponyville, all those ponies were or are all siblings? But then again, could be a different universe. Next time we do a jump we gotta find out if Ponyville is a hillbilly town.” Chris quietly told the other two.
Christina and Rook nodded and looked back at what they found. “Good to know what timeline we’re in. Well apparently in this Princess Diary. Isn’t that a movie or something? Anyways, in this diary Luna is at a breaking point. She doesn’t know how long until she gives in and cheats on Anon to be with Celestia. This goes on for a few pages then the rest of it is sister over and over again.” Rook flips the pages one by one to see anything else is written. “Yep, Luna is a full blown yandere.” Rook passes it to Chris.
“Yesh, this makes things easier to kill Anon. This isn’t murder, this is a mercy killing.” Chris inspects the diary closely. “Pretty neat we can overcome magical protections. We really are immune to magic. You think we should get nerf or get a patch?” Chris passed it down to Christina and looked down to see a small black thing next to Christina. “Hey sis, look down. Looks like one of many of your pups.”
Christina was reading a few sentences then did what her brother told her. “Hmm?”
“Mama?” The voice of the black symbiote pup indicates it was a boy. The pup tilted his head to clarify his confusion.
Christina silently squeals “Eehh!! He’s sooo cute! Come here baby, let me hold you.” She picked up her pup and brought it to her chest with her face rubbing on top of his head.
“This is adorable, that pup looks like a symbiote chibi. Go on Rook, be a father and spend time with your kid.” Chris waved his hand for a get going motion.
Rook smiled and shook his head. “Hey son, can you turn back to normal? I wanna see how handsome you are.”
The pup did as he was asked and reverted back to normal. He was a German Shepherd alright, with her mother’s eyes. “Oh you’re a lady killer alright. Did you come by yourself or with your brothers and sister?”
The pup gave a few more licks to his mother then looked at his new father. “Daddy!” The pup was bouncing trying to break free from his mother’s grasps. “Mommy! Let me go! I wanna play with daddy!” The cute little bundle of destruction laughed.
“Na huh, not if you answer your father. This is so great Rook, we’re parents!” Christina silently cheered looking at her husband, then going back rubbing her face against the pups face.
The pup put his paws against his mother’s face trying to stop the loving assault while giggling. “Ok mommy, I didn’t come alone daddy. There are a few hundred of us here. The rest went their own ways. Daddy, who is that?” The pup pointed one paw at Chris’s direction.
Rook looked at what his son pointed at. “That’s your mother’s older brother, Chris. Say hi Chris.”
“Hey kiddo, I see you got the symbiote looks just like your dads. Welcome to the family. Where’s the rest of the little ones and how did you get so smart for your age?” Chris was thinking about what Rook said a while back. They probably hatched faster and evolved faster too.
Christina put down her son. He ran to his father nibbling on his leg. Rook put one paw onto his son’s side and toppled him over and put his huge paw softly on his chest. Lightly pinning him down. The pup is trying to bite his dad’s paw while wiggling free. He stopped and looked at Chris. “We gained our smarts from daddy and my brothers and sister are playing hide and seek. Trying not to get caught by those ponies. Some of them are here right now. Come on out guys.” The pup didn’t yell or was being silent. It was a causal call out. As on queue, multiple different colors of symbiote pups popped up.
“Holy shit, they can use camouflage and we can’t. That’s not fair.” Chris pouted.
Christina and Rook are about to have a cuteness overload. “Ohmygod Ohmygod Oh my god. Look at all them hun. Our babies! Even one of them is on Chris’s head, awww look at that. If only I have a camera.”
“Now kids, please play quietly with your uncle. We have a very busy day tomor..” it was like a light bulb went on for the three adults.
The grown ups look at each other only for Christina to take the lead. “Kids, even though we’re going to be busy tomorrow we do need your help.” Group of pups groan at that. “Now..now, it’s going to be a family actively. Plus we are going to have a huge fest. Are you kids hungry for some real meat?” The little ones look at each other, they have eaten a lot back at the river. Fish, monkey’s, berries and even a few birds. “Real meat? Are you talking about those ponies?” The pup who was between his father’s legs question.
“Yep yep, and we need your guy's help. After that we want to talk to you kids.” Christina put one hand on top of his head and rubbed him.
“Mom! You made my coat messy.” The pup stuck out his tongue.
“Mine your manners to your mother son.” Rook pulled his son for a hug. “I have a question for you babe. Thanks to all that has happened to this place. Are you going to have sex with our sons?” Rook raised an eyebrow.
“What’s sex?” The female voice pup on Chris’s head curiously asked.
“Go to your room.” Rook said without missing a beat.
“I don’t have a room.” Chris picked her up and placed her in Christina’s arms. “Should probably feed her and him too.” Chris pointed at the boy pup trying to stay awake.
“Aww, come here babies. Let me feed you so you can go to sleep.” Christina took off her shirt shamelessly while holding one pup in one hand and one in the other. “I wonder if I can give them milk. Even though I wasn’t lactating or my breast wasn’t getting big.” As the pups instincts kicked in they latch their muzzles onto her nipples and started sucking. “Oh snap I can!”
“I should be disgusted by all this and truly I really wanted to but don’t have it in me anymore.” Chris shook his head in disappointment in himself. He saw the whole show but couldn’t give a damn.
“Also hun, I might have sex with few of our sons when they get older. You can have sex with our daughters. But if you fuck any other species besides our own I’ll tear you apart. Got it?” Christina glared at Rook.
“I love it when you go crazy babe. Don’t worry, I won’t ever do that to you. Hopefully our kids will do the same or explore other species to spread our kind.” Rook sat next to her and licked the side of her face. Christina looked at him lovingly then placed her face to the side of his.
Chris looked at the two. Rook was wagging his tail at a normal pace. While Christina was happily having him close to her with two pups asleep in her arms. He looked around to see how many there are in the area. The pups were chasing each other in the empty dirt roads. Some of them stole helmets to ram each other. There were alot of German Shepherd pups running amok. Some were in their symbiote form and some weren’t. Some of them were jumping to tree to tree and some of them were free running. “They can do all this and yet they can’t walk on two legs?”
“They can do all this and yet they can’t walk on two legs?” Chris looked down at the hundreds of pups playing. Stealing armor to wear or teething on it.
“They’re still puppies big bro. Aww..look at that. They caught ponies and they are bringing them over here.” Christina is still holding the pups who are done feeding and asleep. Now having a heart warming smile to the pups who brought the ponies over to them like good hunters.
The two ponies were wrapped in webbing only leaving their muzzles shut and able to breath through their nose. Chris looked at all the multi-color pups running to the location of the captive ponies. He smiles looking how they are prancing and bouncing quietly on the dirt roads. On top of homes, side of the small buildings and top of trees. Christina lay down the sleeping pups gently then put on her top. Hundreds of pups gathered as close as they could looking at what’ going to happen. Chris and Rook got up to start unwrapping each pony only to leave their legs and muzzle tied up with their ears to listen. As soon as they tore the last webbing that was blindfolding them they screamed but the sound was only muffled. The two strangers looked in horror as tiny thousands of eyes that shone like twinkling stars in the night sky stared at them. They wriggled, screamed, and pleaded to break free. Only to fall on deafs ears.
“New plan.” Rook said in a quiet voice. He knows that his pup’s ears sensitivity is amplified “Listen children, we had a plan to eat a lot of these ponies. Chris suggested that after Anon and Princess Luna get married I somehow ran into them from a close distance. Anon would be confused about how a dog like me exists in this world. I run to him and he gives me a hug. I said something cheesy and ripped his throat.” He stops to look around to make sure everyone is listening. All eyes are on him. So he continues. “Babe, would you mind waking them up?” Rook said not looking at her.
Christina giggled softly behind her hand.”Alright you two wakey wakey. Your father wants to talk to you.” She gently shakes them. The two pups open their eyes and let out a cute yawn. They did their stretches.
The two pups looked at their father. The male who found his mom was a standard color of a German shepherd. The female who was on top of Chris’s head was pure white with piercing blue eyes. “What is it you want to talk about dad?” The male said while scratching his ears. “Would you stop and pay attention to daddy.” The female pounced on her brother and started biting his ear. “I am listening! Just get off so we can go back to sleep.” The small male kicked her off and snared at her.
“Alright, settle down now.” Chris put out two red tendrils to wrap around the two pups. He placed the female on top of his head and put the other into his sister’s arms. “Before you start with your idea, Rook. I know that white pony.” He got up with the white female still attached. Chris looked at the white pony who was now spooning back to stomach. Trying to find comfort to stop the shaking. “Yeah I know this pony. Her name is Surprise. White coat with wings. She looks identical to Pinkie Pie. Lookie here, she’s even pregnant. Then this must be her husband. An earth pony no doubt.” Chris grabs the husband by the mane then drags him to Rook.
Surprise muffled screams were daunting. Tears streaked down pouring as saying don’t hurt him. Chris stopped at Rooks feet with him giving a middle finger to Surprise. “Why can’t we kill her? She carries a descendant of an element of laughter.” Rook asked with one paw on the earth pony’s head putting pressure on him. The husband yelped through the tightness of the bandage around his muzzle.
“Because it’s going to mess up the timeline. Just let her watch. Who knows, Pinkie Pie might go crazy in the future.” Chris looked at the distraught soon to be widow. Even though she was crying she was clearly confused about how this creature knew her name and knew about the elements. Only a very selective few know about them. Not even her own husband knows.
Christina put down her son to get up to walk to Surprise. She bent down to lift up her head to put her on her lap. “It’s ok, just lay there and watch the show. Once it’s over we let you go.” She said between pats on her head. Surprise couldn’t do anything but close her eyes and cry.
“Right, the new plan would have these two.” Rook pointed to the son who Christina put down then pointed at the female on Chris’s head. “Are going to take my place. Once we saw those two discard Anon. Me, Christina, Chris will take down Celestia and Luna’s mother and father. Once they are dead you kids go have fun. Don’t kill those sisters. Rough them up a little.”
“Why not daddy?” Random pup asked in the trees.
“Because they can move the Sun and the Moon. Now then..” Rook got up from his haunches to look at Chris. “Would you like to do the honors?” Rook genuine smiled with his tail wagging.
“Sure, this is going to be our first fest with a pony. Not really sure how they taste.” As soon the earth pony heard that from Chris he tried to break free. He was hyperventilating, shaking his head as trying to plead to him not to do this.
“Shshsh, It’s ok..everything is going to be ok.” Chris said gently. He placed his hand on his furry stomach. “Hey sis, since you’re a mother you should get your first bite.” When Chris went into the first universe he was joyed. He was a little skeptical if he was really going to kill. But when the time came and all the cards were on the table he cried. He hesitated at that moment. As time went on with only the flashbacks of what occurred back then time after time again. He went numb. He accepted it. The feeling of a newborn life torn in half by a single finger.
“Sure! I’ll eat half of his heart then you can eat the other half. Because sharing is caring right Surprise?” Christina hugged Surprise head to her chest and let go.
“One heart coming up” Chris made his left hand like a C shape with his other hand holding his neck. Rook came over to sit on his face. “Even though your muzzle is tied up we still can’t have you make a lot of noise.”
“Now hold..still..” With an ice cream scoop into the husband’s flesh Chris dug in slow with his strength. The husband’s body thrash with silent screams. Blood pours out of the entrance of Chris’s hand. Chris searches for his heart. Passing his intestines and lungs. Finally found the beating flesh in his palms. He pulled slowly, he could feel the snapping of veins and tissue.
”I should be disgusted out by this and yet, I feel excited. Why?” Chris asked himself, unsure of this hunger brewing inside of him.
With a strong pull the heart was free. He took out the husband’s heart and showed it to Surprise who saw the whole thing. Chris walked to Christina with a bloody trail. Droplets of blood surrounded Chris where he was standing. “Here you go sis, eat up before it gets cold.”
Rook got up to stare at his lover. Licking his lips with excitement. He looked down at the now dieing pony. “Before you die, take a good look at your wife. She is going to be covered in your own blood. Your sent will never leave her. You should be proud.” Rook chuckled and went back to look at the scenery.
Christina brought the heart to her lips. Without using her symbiote teeth she sank into the flesh apple with a big chuck. Gore gushes out splattering all over her mouth down her chest then all over Surprise’s head. Christina looked up with her eyes close in bliss. The texture and flavor from a pony was indescribable. With her chewing came to a halt with her mouth open, the only flavor she can come close to was Cane’s chicken. Even the sauce was almost identical. With a moan she looked down to look at her brother then at her lover. With a heavy breath along with a huff she finally came down with her high. “You guys gotta try this.” She handed the heart to Chris.
“Let’s do this together Rook.” Chris looked at Rook who nodded his head. Rook now standing on his hind legs bit down on the heart at one side with Chris on the other.
“It tasted like Cane’s chicken right? With that sauce, pretty crazy.” Christina giggled then looked down at Surprise. Her eyes are glossed over. A thousand yard stare.
The two boys tug with all their strength. Blood scattered like a pinata. “Really you two? The blood is going to stench and everyone will know. Who’s going to clean that up?” Christina facepalm.
The two boys with the same expression as Christina came down with their own delicious high and responded to her. “Don’t worry sis.”
“We can have our pups clean up. Alright kids, you can have a midnight snack.” Rook said with a quiet tone.
One by one the multi-color pups walk to the corpse. Only the open slit that Chris made was visible. One pup sniffed at the wound then placed a small bite at it. Then tug to pull like a red curtain. Even though a pup still means he was born a symbiote. With strength the pup tug slowly at the wound then opened fully. Intestines gather at the floor like rope. More and more pups gathered at the mess. Sniffing at first then nibble. “It’s good everyone, tasted like cockatrice.” That’s all they needed to know. A frenzy of tiny needles like teeth ripping and tearing at the corpse.
As the three adults sat next to Surprise who was staring at her late husband, Christina had a thought. “Once morning comes Surprise you’ll be at your home. One of my kids will watch you just in case you go off running. Do anything like that. I have my kid eat your limbs. You got that?” She finished with all that with a smile. Surprise looked at her with lifeless eyes and nodded. “You’re the best.” She said then started to pet her. Surprise turned her head to continue to stare at her fleshless husband. Now just bones. The little piranhas made short work on him.
“Alright kiddos, some of you clean up the blood splatters on this room.” Rook told his children.
As the pups listen to their father the crime scene seems like it never happens. All that’s left is the bones. “What should we do about these daddy?” Random pup question.
“I got this.” Chris shot out his red web to cover up the remains. Once it was secured he swung it around above him. With enough momentum he tossed it in the forest with all his strength. Soaring through the sky yards away it vanished into the forest. “Like it never happens. Phew, that was good eating. Let’s get some sleep.”
“Big day later on kids, get as much as you can. We are skipping breakfast and lunch. So get your hunger ready.” Rook curled behind Christina to get ready to sleep.
“Night Surprise.” With blood still in her mouth she lifted Surprise’s chin up and stuck her tongue in her. Making sure she tastes her husband’s blood. Surprise didn’t flinch or even move. She just let it happen.
Chris watches the two settling down to take a nap then watch the rest of the pups closing their eyes in the trees one after another. “Going to be a riot, can’t wait.” With that he laid back close his eyes.
Later in the afternoon
In the morning it was busy. Ever since Anon has arrived he was a wizard at structure. Having blueprints memorized from his home world. The village where he was living was more advanced than any other country. The homes were ponies living in were homes from earth. The rich neighborhood settlement. The only thing that wasn’t built was the roads. It was just dirt. Ponies and griffins were moving at an alarming rate in the morning. Gathering materials for the big wedding. Last minute touches if you will. The wedding will be at the church that Anon designed. Even though Anon has only lived in Equestria for four years he couldn’t build what he designed. He had help with all his friends and his new family. Besides Celestia and her mother. Few times Anon saw Celestia flirting with Luna in front of him. Multiple times it happened throughout the whole ordeal before the wedding. Every time Celestia flirts, Luna blushes.
Calm down Anon, this will be over soon. Get mad at Celestia and Luna will kick me to the curve. Still bullshit though.
As time went on the wedding finally came at the Church Anon designed. Ponies gather on one side and griffins on the other. Anon wears a tuxedo (because he’s Anonymous with a memory of all structures on earth and taught the villagers he’s ways back on earth. I know he’s disgusting) waiting at the altar for his wife. ”My wife..we can finally be together and be free. We can finally see the world.” Anon thought to himself.
Outside of the Church of Anonymous
”There she is.” Christina saw Luna walking down the aisle. “There she is, guys, she looks so beautiful in that dress. She would look even more beautiful with her tears on it.” Christina was giddy with expectations. As the three look at the top of the churches roof windows they can see everything. The inside of the church was huge. Could roughly hold six hundred each side. When they scout around the church it is small. The church was like an old western. White with big brown double solid doors in the middle
“Fucking magic.” Chris shakes his head not understanding the magic of cheating.
The three continued to watch the wedding. Sadly enough they can’t hear a damn thing but that’s ok. The couple seem to be done with their vows.
“Love happy endings, good for them for getting married.” Christina put her hands onto her chest with fake tears and sniffing.
The now newlyweds kiss with an uproar of cheers. They walk together down the aisle with flowers and rice thrown unto them. The three symbiotes climb where they can see him. The door bust open only to be met with more flowers and rice. Luna’s parents were there along with a curtain white pegasus.
Luna’s father was the first to speak. Solar Eclipse. Standing at 10 feet tall with 9 feet long horn. His coat was the color of the sunrise. His mane is the color of the dark side of the moon. His eyes are covered with tainted sunglass thanks to Anon intervention. He says whoever stares at him and his sister/wife’s eyes too long they go blind. In which it happens a few times.
“Oh my little woona is married now! Happiest day in my long, oh so long life!” He grabbed Luna’s stomach and lifted her up to hug her tightly. “If you leave now there is a map and both of your things ready for your departure at your home.” Solar Eclipse whispered into Luna’s ear. “I’m so proud of my daughter.” Solar levitated his wife’s tail to blow his nose.
“Hmph, why you have to marry a monkey is beyond me woona. Why can’t you marry your sister for us sake! We got magic that can help you have foals, it’s the only logical reason.” Lunar Eclipse the mother of the two sisters. The way she looks is reversed from her brother/husband. Without the glasses. She mainly closes her eyes and gets around by sound. Only she can look at her husband and vice versa.
“Excuse us mother but we really must be going. Love you daddy and I see you both later.” Anon was quiet throughout the conversation. He already had a hunch what Solar whispered to Luna
As the couple walk down the aisle with the crowd cheering them with congratulations from the people. One last interruption was ordered.
“I’m so happy for both of you! Finally you two get hitch!” Surprise gently floated between the both of them and gave them a hug. The hug lasted a little longer than usual.
“Your shaking Surprise, you must be really happy for us huh?” Anon gave a cheerful smile.
Surprise backed away and took a good look at the two with tears in her eyes. “Yep..really happy for the both of you.” she said with a force smile.
“Like to stay and chat with my good friend but we’re really off.” Luna gave her a quick hug back at her.
Surprise floated down sitting down on her haunches. “Yeah...let’s chat later.” She didn’t even look at them.
“Surprise? Is everything ok with y-”
“Anon, look over there! What are those strange wolves?” Luna put one hoof onto Anon’s shoulder to get his attention.
Anon listened to what his wife said to find out a surprise (pun intended) to find two full grown German Shepherds. One was a standard colored while the other was pure white. The crowd that was cheering them has stopped to see what has gained the attention of the newlyweds. Two strange like wolves appear in front of the couple in safe distance from them. The crowd oohed and awed.
“I don’t believe it, German Shepherds from my old world are here. This is amazing Luna! Hey Surprise guess wha..” Anon looked back to see that she was gone. “Where did she go?” He looked around but no sight of here.
“Are they safe my love?” Luna said without taking her eyes off of them.
“Depends how you raised them. But let’s find out.” Anon gave a good loud whistle.
The two dogs sniff the area that they were at when their ears perked up. They look at the direction of the whistle. With both tilting their heads they ran towards Anon.
“Let’s see how nice they are.” Anon walked ahead of Luna. “Stay where you at Luna, let me get to know them so they can be at ease with you.”
“Just be careful alright!” Luna stayed like he asked. Worried but she trusts him.
Anon bent down slowly without raising his hands. The two dogs cocked their heads in confusion. As the two started sniffing him all over the place the brown one started to lick his face.
“Hahaha, It’s nice to meet you too! Stop that it tickles!” Anon scratching the brown dogs back and neck. “Ugh, you’re so huggable! Come here, let me hug you.” Anon hugged the brown dog but forgot the white one. “Hey? Where’s your friend-” Anon stopped to look at the white dog. The white dog is smiling. No teeth were showing. It was a sinister smile with a crazed look in its eyes.
“We are going to enjoy ripping you apart.” The brown dog whispered into his ear.
Anon looked back at Luna “LUN-!” was all he could say before the brown dog plunged his maw onto his neck. With one quick motion he ripped his throat. The strength that he possesses only left Anon’s neck barely dangling on the last attached skin.
“NOOOOOO!! AANONN!!” Luna screamed in her royal voice. Deafening everything around her. Without thinking about teleporting she ran to Anon.
The two dogs made quick work on Anon. He wasn’t eating, just torn to pieces. Limbs and body parts scattered the area. When they heard the loudest scream they stopped what they were doing using their camouflage to blend in the environment.
When she got there she couldn’t say anything at first. Just looked in horrored. After what seemed like forever she spoke with a quivering voice.
“Anon….” Was all she could muster.
“Look behind you.” Said a mysterious voice. She jumps and turns quickly to defend herself. Only to witness a slaughtering.
The two dogs she witnessed who killed her husband stand in front of her, smiling. But what really mainly focused on her was her village was being attacked by multi-color aliens. All of them were dogs just like the ones in front of her. What caught her eyes were two strange beings. One was red while the other was red and yellow. They were on top of her parents.
“Mother! Father!” She ran past the two dogs who were laughing. She didn’t make it very far only because they stopped moving.
After Luna’s yell from Anon’s death
The three symbiote amigos watch Luna run towards Anon’s lifeless body. When they got their hearing back they saw how she wailed and weep. She was hugging his dead body with his head dangling when she rocked back and forth. Chris, Christina and Rook put their hands and paws over their mouths and laughed as hard as they could without causing a scene.
“Ok ok guys, lets calm down. All of them were distracted about his death. We got two powerful alicorns to deal with.” Christina being the reasonable.
“I’ll take the dad, you two take the mother. Make it fast and clean. Once they’re dead..” Chris was about to finish his sentence but Rook took over.
“Then time to feed the pigeons.” Rook ruining the moment.
“Wait what? Come on man, suppose to say time to feed our kids or something.” Chris facepalm.
Rook just chuckled to see Chris in shame.
“Now or never boys. Let’s not talk but go completely feral like Rook planed” Christina glared at both of them.
Chris, Christina, Rook change into their symbiote form then leaped at their targets. Solar and Lunar Eclipse never saw them coming. Going by their symbiote name, they agree Carnage landed on Solar’s back. He looked back to see what landed on him only to see a weird red shape axe.
As Christina and Rook latch onto Lunar’s body. Rook on her back and Christina on her side. She felt something but wanted to make sure her brother was ok after what Luna just witnessed. When she did, she saw an evil looking red alien creature. But what scared her the most was when she looked at the creature it did something to it’s claw to make it transform into an axe. Before she could say anything, that..thing swung. Halfing her brothers face horizontally. She wanted to scream, wanted to use the very powers of the celestial being that she was. But felt pain in her chest. When she looked down she saw the same strange aliens as the red one but one was yellow and the other was black. They both pierce her chest with their claws. Both smile widely with needle like teeth. “Wha..no..no..please no..” were the last words spoken before they ripped away her heart and organs from her chest.
As the two Alicorns were assassinated they saw Luna stop from a distance. She dropped to the ground, tears staining her wedding dress. She was hopeless. She couldn’t do anything. All she could do was look at what killed her parents. It was over so quickly that the crowd didn’t notice what transpired. Her parents were in the back of the crowd. Every Creature was looking at Luna’s direction feeling sorrow and remorse for her and Anon.
“AROOOOOO!!” Venom howl’s that sounded like a dead wolf in an empty hall echoing with twin like voices. It made every creature flinch and turn around of what made the noise. But when they did they found out the most powerful Alicorns lay dead before their eyes. Not only when they justify their rulers death but when that black creature howled more and more and more of multi-color strange aliens just like the black one keep reappearing.
“Gods and goddesses help us.” One of the ponies said. The black creature barks once then the little ones bolted. Latching onto any living thing. Yells and cries could be heard from miles away. Hundreds of little pups chasing down the ponies. Guards try to defend others only to get gang up on. Unicorns trying to blast some of the little aliens only to be not fast enough casters. Griffins tried to attack and helped out but there were so many. If they get caught it is over.
One Griffin known as Gruff knew that one large black alien dog. That was the one who was chasing him and the pony who was on his back. Clover the Clever. “I’m sorry.” Was all he could say before they flew off.
Luna watched in horror as the little monstrosity dug inside a pony. At least three of them borrowed into his back. He was trying to run from them but his movements became sluggish as seconds went by. He continued to run but his head sunk low to the ground. It seemed like those three were wearing him as a suit. Making a puppet move.
Luna also saw a mare getting tug by four of those things by each limb. She screamed like a banshee as her limbs can be seen getting torn apart slowly. Appendage of tissues snapping. Then she went quiet.
“Sister..where are you?”
No sooner then she said that she saw her sister landed in front of three large aliens. Leaving a cloud of dust. She didn’t say anything to them. All was there on her face. Pure anger was in her eyes. Her glowing white eyes pouring sun’s tears. They won’t pour down, they are pouring up. Her horn was seething white hot only to leave the tip of her horn bright blue. The energy coming off her horn was like rainbow electricity. She pointed her horn towards them and fired a spell she never saw before. A blasting rainbow light shot out engulfing the three with ease with a boom that caused an avalanche from a mountain that was behind Luna.
When the spell was done the little demons scattered and yelp. Running to the forest leaving their parents behind.
Celestia
Celestia wobbled after the spell was done. Thanks to Surprise telling her what happened to her and what’s going to happen to her parents. She gathered the elements from the tree as fast as she could. When she returned to her home only to find out the village was destroyed. Ponies and griffins lay dead on the dirt road, in and on their homes.
She lost her strength from the spell and collapsed onto the ground. She looks around to see the elements that help her do a spell while on the ground.
”They need to replenish.” Celestia thought.
She looks at the creatures to see what the spell is done. Only to find out those three were turned to stone. They stood together, hugging each other looking at her direction. In the middle was the dog alien with the yellow one hugging the dog with its head on its shoulders. The red alien had its arm draped over the middle.
“Are they mocking me!” Celestia was furious. She gathered what strength she had to stand up. She turned around and buckled as hard as she could.
Nothing, no scratch or dent.
“Sister!!”
Celestia turns around to see Luna with Anon’s dead body in her hooves. Took a few minutes to reach Luna considering how weak she was at the moment.
“Luna, are you ok?” Celestia asked. Only for Luna to shake her head no. “Sorry, stupid thing to ask. I’m so sorry about Anon. I know I always play around with him but i’m truly sorry.”
Luna fling herself to her and cried. Celestia can only hold her and rub her back. Giving her a soft voice saying it’s over now over and over again.
Luna backed away to face her. She brought her lips onto hers. “I can’t lose you sister, please don’t leave me. You are all I have left.”
Celestia was a little shocked her sister kissed her but she welcomed it. They hug one another for a while longer to cry on each other’s shoulders.
“I always love you Luna, I will never leave you. I’m sorry to say this but would it be ok if I turn them to ashes? I know it sounds disrespectful but we need to be strong and rebuild this village. For mom and fathers sake.” Celestia look at the mangled body of Anon
“For Anonymous sake too.” Celestia finished.
Luna could only nod in silence.
“Let me focus on you sister, at least for now.” Celestia gave one last hug. She looks back at the Alien statues. “Now what to do about them?”
26 years later after the birth of Flurry Heart
“So where are we going to your friends Flurry?” Luna asked.
“We set up camp in the Everfree Forest. You guys are going to love them. They’re the same species as the story you told me about Celly!”
“Their human?” Celestia tilted her head.
“Yep yep!”
Before the Symbiote family turn to stone
The three symbiote amigos were looking around the carnage from Christina’s pups. Three puppies dig inside of a stallion who was running and bucking wildly. Blood was coming out of his ears as well leaking down his eyes. Then his head just dropped low with a glaze look in his eyes. The pups were using his body as a meat costume.
“So...we’re just going to stand here and let them have fun while we sit back? What happened to my plan guys? Rook, you were to distract Anon then we were supposed to kill Celestia’s parents.” Carnage calmly asked without looking at them both. He was just watching their pups destroying their homes. But as a good uncle as he is, he’s making sure none of them are fighting over food or tripping and falling or hurting themselves.
“Once you have kids Chris, you understand. They need to learn how to hunt and share with one another. But one thing that raises a question is how are they growing up so fast?” Venom tilted his head with rise eyebrow. While he was confused he watched his now grown up son and daughter from yesterday’s talk. He’s white coated daughter and his standard color coated son is fully grown tearing Anon apart.
“Well...while Chris or Carnage or whatever the fuck now was asleep for three hours. My stomach was developing rapidly. My guess is they grow up rapidly as well.” Scream just shrugged. Not caring for the in depth process of aging from her pup’s.
“Hmm...that’s pretty neat and terrifying. Once we are done with our job and leave. They’ll be all alone to fend for themselves but then they might stick together to cause inbreeding. Who knows if the females might birth ten thousands more. This world is absolutely fucked.” Carnage just chuckled at the very thought. It wasn’t a nervous or scared chuckle, it was a chuckle of no remorse at what’s going to happen to this world. “Oh shit, nearly forgot what Celestia can do.” Carnage facepalm realizing what’s going to happen to them. Hopefully it’s not sending them to the sun or slowly boiling them from the inside. They haven’t fully tested how much killing blows they can survive.
“Ah...I fear we might see the sun first handed. Then again she is a benevolent ruler, surely she migh-”
“She’s cumming.” Scream’s slut senses were tingling.
“That earns at least an eye roll but what should we do?”
“Might be a gamble but let’s hope she brought the elements.” Scream put her right hand on her hip then she watched the sky. A bright comet was approaching the three with breakneck speed. They didn’t wait too long until a ball of pure energy finally crashed into the ground. As the dust cleared, beneath Celestia was a crater. Smoldering ground that was crackling lighting upwards. As she walked towards the three, all they could do was stay and see what happened.
“Intimidating as all kinds of hell. Don’t know about your instincts but mine is telling me to hide.” Venom whispered. First real fight and he was shaking like a leaf.
“Don’t worry hun, we’re here. I know we’re not going to fight. Usually we stick to the shadows but for now we need trust that she’s going to turn us to stone and not break us. We can’t out run her now.” Scream put her hand on his back to calm him down. Did little to calm him down but it was something.
As Celestia was a few feet away from them they could see all of her glory. Her eyes were like a white dwarf, tears rising upwards. Her horn was a smothering white spiral of inferno with the tip of a blue crackling flicker. A rainbow electricity danced around her horn, occasionally hitting the ground only to leave a eight foot deep thin needle strike. She wanted to kill them for their monstrosity invasion of her home, she just couldn’t do it. But she did know a Petrifaction spell. With the help of the elements there will be no way to undo it. Without a second thought she bends her head and unleashes her spell. It wasn’t a beam of magic but a cone shaped flash. It was the first time using the elements for her and top of that, using a Petrified spell takes some time to prepare. But thanks to the boost of power the spell was over in a blink of an eye. Celestia opens her eyes to see her work. With an angry snort she saw them mocking her. The three petrified monsters were hugging each other and sticking their long tongues out at her.
In the mind of the monsters.
“Shit, can’t see..hey Chris where are you?” Christina was holding both of arms in front of her hoping to find someone or something to hold onto.
“I’m coming, just stay there alright?” Chris was rubbing his eyes slowly walking to his sister.
“Hold my paw hun I walk with you towards him” Rook stands on his hind legs to walk at the sound of her voice. Reaching his paw anywhere to reach her he finally got a hold of something.
“Not that I mind having your paw on my neck but let’s have you choking me later. Right now all I see is black. At least let me stare at you while you crush my windpipe to get me off.”
“Are you always this messed up horny sister of mine or is it after we got sent separately to different dimensions?”
“Didn’t I say my first crush was a wolf when we went hunting with dad when we were kids? Once we got home all I can think about is a K9 on top of me.”
“Now you got me and now here is Chris.” As soon Rook and Christina touch Chris in the dark, everything lit up.
In front of them was fresh green grass as far as they can see. The sun was shining, a nice summer breeze with few clouds in the sky. They stood underneath an enormous tree, giving them a tremendous amount of shade. Butterflies flapping around the tree with a mix of fireflies.
“What the fuck..” Chris looks around to make sure he sees everything right.
“This is absolutely beautiful. Babe, we gotta climb this tree.” Christina looked in bewilderment at the tree.
“As soon we can get answers as to why this is happening hun.”
“Ask and thou shall receive, because I’m seeing some ruin circles behind us.” To prove Chris’s point both of them turn to see what he was talking about.
There stood three small ruin circles gradually getting brighter and bigger. It started to spin fast only for it combined together. Once it did a beam shot up to the sky with ruin circles letters following it. Once the beam dissipated there stood in the middle of the scorch patch ground was a little plastic child’s red chair. On top of it was an old answering cassette tape machine.
No one said anything, just dumbfounded what occurred.
“Hahahaha!! Did they run out of budget to pull that off?!” Christina was holding onto her stomach trying to breath.
“No..no! They couldn’t afford bar stools or a pager!” Chris held one arm to his stomach while his other hand pointed at the pieces of shit.
Rook was on his back rocking back and forth trying to form words. “Waitwaitwait! We gotta play it!”
“Oh shit your right! This is going to be fucking gold.” Christina stumbled to the answering machine and pressed play. There was a click and she saw the tape do its job.
”Fucking laugh it up. Fucking twats you are. Hahaha.” The voice laughed in a mocking tone. ”Not telling shit what happened because it’s a waste of time.”
“Not really, really like to know.” Rook chuckled.
”Since this is an answering machine I assume you want to know how and why. Well suck a dick that’s how. The why is a different story. Even though I’m a Merchant but my real name is different than the one who sent guys to Equestria. Names Duke Nukem.”
“Haven’t heard that name in awhile.” Chris scratches his bearded chin.
”Wondering how you three got to a place that the one in now and why. The previous Merchant put something inside of your symbiotes in case you turn to stone and I quote him only once. What you see is the creation of what he designed. He thought you guys might need a nice scenery together while you wait until you’re free. Day and night affects the place, also the weather. Let’s get into business. If turned into stone you guys will be unbreakable only once. After that good luck. You guys can train to see what can kill ya. Just say terminal up and to close it there is an X on the top left corner. On the terminal there is a list upon list of things to try out. You can practice on instruments or try nukes to acid pools. Don’t worry though, if you die in your stat you won’t die in real life. Also there are limitless movies you can watch.”
“If we don’t have porn the fuck we going to do?” Christina sweating bullets.
”If you are wondering about porn I got you guys covered. Now for the last piece of info. You guys can relieve the past. Meaning share memories and it only works if one of you says so. Happy hunting.” The cassette tape click ending the tutorial.
“What happ-” the chair and the answering machine blew up in a mini nuclear explosion interrupting Rook. “Right...so what happened to your father?”
“Why are you so hung up on that babe? He died while we were hunting.” Christina tilted her head.
“Every time I mention it it’s either I get interrupted by one of you switching to another topic or something else gets in the way. Seems like now is a good time. Just tell me the truth please babe, few times I respect your loss of your father but every time I ask how he died in the hunt you say you don’t want to talk about it. Just please be fair with me alright.” Rook hugged Christina ensuring he can be trusted.
“You’re not playing fair Rookie.” She dug her face into his neck breathing in his scent.
“Then let’s cut to the chase then.”
“Let me tell him Chris, please?” Christina begged. Only responses she got were shrugged shoulders and a hand motion that ment go ahead.
“So it happened like this, once a year we went out hunting and he rented a cabin. When we were teens we knew about the Merchant. You remember all that right?” Rook nodded.
“Well we want to be villains and the only way to get to that first step was to do something. After the day we received our tickets from the Merchant. Chris and I were always fascinated by Carnage and Scream in Equestria. But to be a villain and understanding the consequences we had to kill our father.”
Rook looked down, not liking the answer. Might regretting the whole thing but that was in the past. Now they’re in this multiverse job together. They’re going to do so much worse so he needed to get his shit together.
Christina saw the look on his face and it tore her heart apart. She wanted to grovel at his paws and say how sorry she was for making him feel bad. But the look was gone and replaced with a smile that said understanding. She continues.
“When we were out hunting with our father he spotted a brown bear. Now before I tell what happened just like you to know our father made sure we’re well equipped. Camouflage in the snow with hunting rifles. Two of us have a small outdoor hunting knife while our dad had a bowie knife. Still mad we didn’t get the same but for fuck sake we are out in the wilderness. Getting off track. So he looked at us and said let’s go back to the cabin must have been that bear that scared all the prey. He turned to look at the bear and got up. My brother and I looked at each nodding to confirm what we needed to do. Chris pulled his knife out and drove that knife into the back of his neck. I got in front of him to stab him in his heart then his throat. Chris twisted his knife for good measure.” Christina rubs her arm to settle her nerves.
“So after he died we dragged his body to the bear from a safe distance. Didn’t take long before that bear took notice. He came to the location of the body, we left to tell the cops our dad got eaten by a yogi bear. With tears and good acting.” Chris looked at his sister. Both of them didn’t smile but felt remorse.
“We loved our father, he was a great one too. We needed to know what it felt like to lose someone that you love and care for. We regretted the decision once we finally had time alone at one of dad’s friends’ houses. We felt hollow, empty...completely nothingness.” Chris had his head down with an expressionless face.
“Come to find out, that friend of our dad had you Rook years later.” Christina looked at him with a warm smile. “A pup with floppy ears, just couldn’t get enough of you. Promise myself when you get older we’ll mate and be together.” Christina was still smiling but a single tear ran down her cheek.
Rook walked to his mate and put both of his paws on her shoulders. With a gentle swipe with one finger from his paw he wiped the tear away. “That’s a lot to take in but I love you nonetheless.” Rook softly kissed her and hugged her. “Thanks for telling me.” He backed off to take a look at Chris.
Chris smiled happily knowing his sister is smiling again “So that sums it up. Hate to change the subject but really curious what’s on that terminal. We need a lot of training to catch up to.”
“Before we do, where Celestia put our stone bodies at? Her private garden? Or perhaps the middle of evergreen forest?” Christina asked while doing some stretching.
“Who knows, it could be like a new life game plus or something.” Chris walked to his sister and booped her nose.
She giggled at the childish notion “Hey quit i-” Before she could finish off Chris turned his hand into an axe and chopped off her head.
“Gotcha bitch! Pay back what happened back then. Damn that felt goooood!”
Christina head flop on the ground with a sicken splat “Fucking ha ha virgin. Babe! Turn on that terminal and let’s begin!”
“Just to let you know, when I kill one of you. I’m going to get a hard on.” Rook licks his lips.
“Not if I kill you first! Scratch that, I murder Chris first! Christina talking head out spoke her privilege.
“Then let’s keep score.” Chris cracks his knuckles.
26 years after the birth of Flurry Heart
“So where are we going to meet your friends Flurry?” Luna asked.
“We set up camp in the Everfree Forest. You guys are going to love them. They’re the same species as the story you told me about Celly!”
“Their human?” Celestia tilted her head.
“Yep yep!” Flurry bounces her head in excitement. “Before you say anything about this we stuff, I’d help them out sitting up their tents.”
Celestia and Luna followed Flurry out of their home with few guards behind them. “Don’t worry my guard’s, we’ll be fine. We will be back in a few hours, you may go back to your stations.” Celestia kindly gestures to her protectors.
“It’s our duty our Majesty, please let us protect you three.” One guard spoke to her.
Celestia softly laughed behind her hoof “I know my dear protector but we must be off.”
Celestia, Luna and Flurry took off to the skies before any of the guards could say another word. When they were a good distance away, Luna flew behind her sister. She reaches with one hoof and caresses her sister’s marehood. “I notice one of the guards has taken a liking to you. Makes me wanna send him to early retirement.” With Flurry taking the lead not able to see what she was doing, Luna continued to sexually harass her sister.
Celestia was breathing a little faster but kept her composure. “Please my love, he is only being a guard. But if you are having those troubling thoughts I talk to him.”
With Luna’s hoof she gently rubs in circles against Celestia’s winking nub. “Very well, I trust you sister.” Luna quit her harassment and left her alone but not giving a last lick.
“Ugh, heard everything you guys said. You two are just as bad my parents.” Flurry didn’t mean to say that and she regrettably did so.
The two sisters knew talking about her parents was a touchy subject and they caught on quick. “Still haven’t heard from your mother?” Celestia flew beside her with Luna flying on Flurry’s left.
“No, absolutely nothing. Four years searching for Pinkie and got nothing.” Flurry looked down angrily. They are coming close to the forest.
“Don’t worry Flurry, she will go to jail for killing your dad. She will never see the light of day.” Celestia reassures her.
“Just don’t understand why though. She saved the world with her friends so many times. Don’t get it.” Flurry and her aunts flew down at the edge of the forest.
“Could be her bloodline.” Luna looked up in thought.
“You telling me her ancestors have a..a psychotic breakdown and start killings? But why specifically kill my dad?” Flurry was getting angry by the second the more the topic continued.
“I just don’t know, once we have her locked up we can have answers. For now let’s meet your friends. They can change your mood better than we can.” Luna gave Flurry a nuzzle and smiled.
Flurry took a deep breath “Right..right, few things I gotta warn you two.”
Celestia raised an eyebrow “Oh? Like what?”
“Well, for what you two told me about Anonymous and the parallel world of Equestria that Anon was different then the humans of that dimension. Different skin colors. Actually went to that dimension a few times with Twilight to see for myself. But these two are completely different.”
“You talked about these new friends of yours for three years and this is the first time you brought this up. Why is that?” Luna was getting a little concerned. She talks about them but never goes into detail or where they lived.
“Sorry I didn’t bring this up. Was only respecting their privacy. They seem to like their private life but a few weeks ago they wanted to finally meet you. They were surviving in Evergreen Forest with a Diamond Dog’s help. Let me tell you, even that dog looks weird.”
“You keep saying how they look, mind explaining that to us?” Celestia really wanted to know. So does her sister.
“How can I explain this.” Flurry closed her eyes and tilted her head in deep thought. “For starters it hurts looking at them. Not your eyes but your brain. It’s unrealistic to see them but if you start painting this forest as good as you can to make it look real. Can you tell what you see in the painting and what you see in front of you even real? If you touch the painting can you touch the trees inside of it?” Flurry was rubbing her head trying to get rid of the headache that is forming.
“What you are saying is their skin and texture is more real than ours? That really doesn’t make a lot of sense.” Luna was getting more confused then Discord ethics.
“Only way to prove it is to see for yourself. C’mon this way.” With the sisters looking at each other with shrugged shoulders then they followed her.
Twenty minute walk didn’t take too long for Luna to find out something was wrong. “To quiet, no birds or even the wind making a sound.”
“You notice that too huh? First time meeting them. Thought I was being watched when I went camping alone. And yes I know a few offenses and defenses spells. Anyways, I thought I was being watched by an Apex predator but took a simple turn through some bushes and found them.”
Flurry made a hoof gesture. “Have a look for yourself.” Flurry pointed at the bushes. They were extremely tall and thick. Could mistakenly be taken for moss on a tree. The sisters went through with Flurry right behind them.
The first thing they noticed was it was dark. In the middle of the camping ground lay a camping fire with tree logs surrounding it. Few feet away from the fire were two tents.
“Did Discord mess with our sun and moon again? It was sunny a few seconds ago.” Celestia was looking around the place. Making sure nothing jumps out.
“Weird huh? It’s always night at this spot and only on this spot.”
“So a pocket dimension?” Luna lit up horn only to be more confused. “Can’t find any sources of magic.”
“Strange, we should probably go Flurry we’ve seen enough.” Celestia used her magic to lift up Flurry.
“You must be Celestia and you must be Luna.” A cheerful monotone voice said behind them.
Celestia gently put down her niece and turned to see Flurry’s friends. She was right, it did hurt to see them. She looked at her own hoof then back at them.
I’m I real?
Celestia shook those thoughts aways and gave a good look at them. She saw the humans behind that mirror so she knew a few things about them. The female was a little shorter than the male. She may be 5’5 feet and the male might be 5’6. The female was in good shape while the male was skinny. The female was sorta flat chest with long dark brown hair, the same color as the male. What unnerved her the most was their eyes. There were no pupils, only the irises. Cold lifeless irises.
“Y-yes we are, I’m sure Flurry has told a lot about us with her time with you.” Luna caught herself from fumbling over her words. “And who may I ask for the names of you two?”
Both kindly smiled and said their names.
“I’m Christina.”
“I’m Chris. We’re brother and sister.” Chris gave a wave.
The sisters’ ears perked up. “Are you two together?” Celestia had to ask.
Christina giggled behind her hand “No no, we’re not. I’m married to a...how you say. A Diamond Dog. He’s not here right now, he went out to hunt some fish.”
“I see..” Celestia was uncomfortable and she can see Luna was too.
“Well let’s wait for him, in the meantime can you sing that one song?” Flurry happily said. She was completely unaware about her two aunts how they feel.
There were a lot of questions brewing in Celestia’s mind. How they survive in the forest so long and no dirt on their clothes. How did they get their own tents?
“Wait can i ask a qu-”
Christina started singing Sugar Rush by Emme Clair.
After the song was over the sisters saw Chris sitting on the log next to the campfire. Tuning his guitar. “If you are wondering how I got this, it was a present from Flurry. We haven’t ventured too far from our camp site.” Chris said without looking at them.
“That song Christina, that would make a pony that we knew be proud and jealous.”
Flurry and the sisters heard what Chris was playing and it was mysteriously sad. “What song is that Chris?” Flurry genuinely asks, hopefully the answer will quench her curiosity.
“It’s called Dead by Daylight. I know I know..very gruesome title but that’s what it’s called back home.” Chris chuckled pretending to feel ashamed.
It was quiet after that and the two princesses and one Flurry got tired of standing. They sit on the logs memorized by the campfire while listening to Chris play. I was almost fitting the song in their situation. Feels almost safe but danger might be close at hoof.
Luna looked away at the fire to see Christina looking at a curtain direction with a warm smile on her face. Lovestruck? Luna looked at the direction where Christina looked. She couldn’t hear anything. No branches being snap or leaves stepped on.
“That pony you mention.” Christina breaking the silence. “Was her name Pinkamena Diane Pie?”
“How..how did you know her full name? Flurry did you say anything?” Celestia was flabbergasted by out of the blue questions.
“No I didn’t, I never once mentioned her name or any others besides you two.”
Flurry didn’t know what to say after that. It was a nice quiet night then things seemed to quickly escalate. All three Alicorns stood up looking at them. Christina turned to look away from the spot she was watching and looked at them. Chris wasn’t bothering to look at them, he kept on playing. “How do you know her name.” Flurry was on guard now. With her horn pointing at them with wings spread.
“Yes, pray tell how you know that name.” Luna simply just glared at them while Celestia was channeling a magic spell reading at any given moment.
“Because we did something to her bloodline. That bloodline was Surprise.” Chris stopped playing and gently set down his guitar. “She found us and asked us questions about these disgusting urges.”
“This happened four years ago and we provide all the answers she wanted. She wanted to hunt with us and see if this urge is true or not. The first kill was a full grown buck. After that first kill she went home but before she could go I wanted her to do me a favor.” Christina said all that with a kind warm smile.
“Kill my father.” Flurry spat. She was seething with anger for these two. “But why?”
“Because it was my job.”
“Surprise...Surprise...that name seems so familiar.” Celestia hasn’t let her sight go on the two. Trying desperately to remember.
Luna on the other hoof knew full well who they were talking about. First her month twitch, then started trembling. Then tears were running down her intense hatred glare towards the two. All the memories flooded her mind.
“Not like we’re gonna return the favor sis.” Chris chuckled darkly.
“Your job was to kill my father?! What about him huh?! What’s his job?!” Flurry shouted at the top of her lungs. “We were supposed to be friends right? We laugh and share stories to both of our worlds, didn’t that mean anything to you?!” Tear streaks running down her ruining her mascara.
“Not really.” A new voice starling the three mares. They look behind them only to find the plague they long forgotten. Celestia with wide eyes only sits there numbly shocked.
“No...no..get away from us. Please...get away.” Luna whimpered like a foal. She only stayed there like a deer in a headlights with the plagued dog calmly walking past them.
“Hey Flurry! Sorry I’m late but finally got the fish I’ve been looking for. Then again I’ve been having it for the past few days.”
“Rook! I’m glad you’re here! These two ordered my friend Pinkie Pie to kill...wait. What did you say? You said not really? What did you mean by that?” Flurry really didn’t want to know what he meant.
“Flurry..fly right now and never look.” Luna was trying to find a way to distract that demon.
“It was you three, IT WAS YOU THREE THAT DESTROYED EVERYTHING! HOW DID YOU BREAK FREE!” Celestia roared with her royal voice of pure anguished. The pure hatred that was set inside of her raised up like all those years ago. “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THREE?!” Celestia was never a fan of the humans foul language but this seems like the right time.
“Flurry! Get out now!” Luna was about to use a levitated spell only for her to see something coming at the corner of her eye.
“Here’s the fish! Want a piece?” The Alicorns watch Rook’s arm and he tug to an invisible rope. What they saw before them was a torn in half Candace.
“Sorry if there wasn’t more but we got hungry kids to feed. You understand right? Being a parent is quite hard. You remember right Celestia and Luna? Hundreds of pups mouths to feed. Then again you guys are lucky there were only a few hundreds. We had ten thousand pups when we first met. But now? That’s a lot of inbreeding.” Rook just shrugged at their minds that went into blue screen error.
Rook walked and bent down to Flurry’s height to talk to her properly. “Sorry for your momz but my wife wanted her dead. And her word is law. Don’t worry you join her too.” Rook wasted no time, he put his arm around her barrel and tossed her to Chris.
Celestia snapping out of her stupor “Wait..please just wait a minute.” She calms down when she wakes up and sees Flurry in Chris’s arms.”Why does she need to die? Just let her go and take me in her place.” She’s trying to stay strong but her tears tell otherwise. “She’s still young, surely you humans have rules not to kill you?”
Chris looked at her then at the other Alicorns. All of this seems also familiar. “Our job is to kill Shining and Flurry. Other bonuses are Anonymous and hero’s. We can’t leave this multiverse if we can’t do our job. Once we kill her.” Chris pointed at Flurry. “We can leave, that simple.”
“If you kill me will your offspring go with you or vanish?” Flurry finally came to terms with the situation. Those abominations are spreading like a virus. Eons have passed and no such record has she heard about these things.
“Yes, they will simply disintegrate and you never see them or us again.” Chris doesn’t even know if that would happen. Hell, Christina and Rook don’t even know.
“Flurry, please just teleport ou-”
!Crunch!
Luna was begging her to just get out but all she got to see was Chris expanding his maw with sharp needle like teeth to take a bite of Flurry’s back. A huge gaping hole where her back spine used to be. It was like someone just took a chuck of a corn of a cob right down the middle.
Celestia saw what he did to Flurry. She watches him just toss Flurry behind him far deep into the forest like trash. There were some growls and yips in the background along with howls.
“Flurry!!” Celestia didn’t care now. She has to use some kind of spell to mend her. Or Discord could help. Somepony has to know something. She galloped as fast as she could to where she was thrown. As soon as she passed the bushes it was daylight again. “What?” She went back again for only this time it was still daylight but no Flurry in sight. “No..nono...nonono..NONONO!” She kicks and screams, feeling helpless.
Luna was on the ground sobbing what transpired.
“Wow, you are an ugly crier. Has anyone said that to you? Hahah!” Chris, Christina and Rook just laughed at her trainwreck of a mess stat that she was in.
“I’ll kill you all!! I won’t sleep until I fucking rip your intestine through your neck!” Luna’s eyes where bloodlust craze. Drool coming down her muzzle. All she wanted was their blood to spill over and over and over again.
“Been there, done that.” The three monsters said in unison.
The flames on Chris’s right arm roared to life. Christina already had hers but she hid it and waited until Chris got his. “You guys ready to bounce?” Chris got the nods from the two. “Well Princess, once we leave this little pocket dimension that was a gift from a Merchant. It will go away once you go through any direction where the trees are or wait until a certain amount of time passes.” Luna didn’t say anything. She just looked at Candace’s lifeless body. Tears and sniffing was all there were.
Chris raised his right arm and slash the fabric of space. Chris holds a finger saying one second. He walked to Luna and squatted to say something in her ear. Chris grabbed a hold of her mane and tugged hard “I enjoyed killing Flurry. It was pure ecstasy.” Chris just let go to walk back at the portal. He looked back one last time only for Luna staring at him with no expression. “Heh, finally broke her.” They step through the portal to reach another universe.
Unknown location
As the rift open, the happy family walk though. “We are getting better and better at this villain stuff. How long did we stay in stone until we found there was a rest option?” Christina started stretching not even worrying about the emotional trauma what happened between the princesses.
“200 or 245 years tops? We found the rest botton the first week or two. But yeah we are. I don’t even feel bad for them or killing Flurry. Is that a bad sign?”
They all stared at each other
“Hahahaha!” All three laughed at the obscenity. Few minutes had passed and the laughter subsided.
“Ok..ok, let’s get our shit together and see where we are.” Chris wheezed. When he stood up, all he saw was dead trees and dead grass.
“Dead land, just like home!” Rook said in a russian accent.
“Must be something around here for shelter.” Christina was having a hard time not seeing any buildings.
“Heh..”
“What’s funny Chris?” Rook turned to Chris. He saw what Chris was seeing.
A metal floor with giant yellow numbers in the middle that read 111.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!"
Author's Note
Very first story finish. Finally got everything out of my system. Like to thank you for reading and hope you enjoy it a little. If you like to use these characters in your story be my guess. But all i ask for is dont put them for fighting only for conversations but its up to you.
Always love music especially theme music for characters at least to understand them.
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Authors Note *
since this is a authors note. I can miss spell! yesh.
Anyways, This is my first story ever written. Been reading some good, bad and weird for awhile now. I know I will never be great as these other authors. They are so gifted with their imagination and creativity! Been wanting to make story of my own for so long, just to get out of my system. Trying to make a story that is slightly different from the rest.
Then comes Displaces stories. Even though alot of them and even my own will have miss spelling or plot holes. Some of the stories that i'd read were fantastic. To be completely honest..I wanna to make this story Slowly. It's a slice of life for the soon to be villains. Or in this case trying hard to be villains but their consciences are what keeping them back. Normal people in their 30s know power corrupts, lose their minds and be forever lost. I guess kind of Brightburn. But a power struggle with themselves.
Update March 11
Put in a gore tag because on Ch. 5 just in case I dont breaking any guide lines