Chapters Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit
Behind a glass panel, a short, mechanical pink pony stood motionless. From the other side of the glass. A middle-aged, pale-skinned man sat upon a black office chair. His right hand loomed over his keyboard upon his desk in front of him. His index finger shook as he held it over the ‘enter key’. A monitor was in front of him, which showed a series of complicated codes and commands.
“Are you sure Pinkie Pie is ready? There’s no going back once she’s unleashed,” came a woman’s voice from behind him, ripe with concern. “We have no idea if she’s ready or not.”
“I.. I-I think we have no choice,” he spoke in a shaky voice. “The twilight years of humanity are upon us. We have at best maybe a few hundred years before we are extinct. So, either way. We are doomed. But at least, this way, we tried to save humanity.”
She sighed deeply. “Then so be it. At least we tried to stop the Fermi paradox.”
With no further ado, he pressed enter. Subsequently, Pinkie Pie opened her eyes, which glowed a bright blue color. A broad smile came upon her face as she made a sound like a dog’s chew toy.
“Hi! I’m Pinkie Pie!” she said, giving him a wave with her front, right foreleg. “What’s your name?” The man opened his mouth to speak, but Pinkie Pie cut him off. “Oh silly me, I already know your name.”
With a giggle, her body exploded like a water balloon, her form turned into some sort of gooey substance, the goo was blasted everywhere within the small room she was contained in. The goo upon the walls and glass began to be converted into even more goo. The glass and the walls that contained her soon dissolved.
The goo began to devour the man's desk and computer, turning it into yet more goo. The woman has long since fled the room behind him. However, the human at his desk had tears streaming down his face. He pulled out a revolver from his back pocket and brought the chamber to his mouth. However, just before he could pull the trigger the gun was yanked out of his hand by a tendril of goo. His gun was subsequently dissolved into yet more goo, the matter it was made from was added to the pink bubbly mass in front of him.
“Noooo!” the goo cried out in a panicked voice. “It’s me! Pinkie Pie! I was just a little hungry! Okay!? I would never break you down on a molecular level! I’m not a heartless monster!”
He could not speak, he was trembling in fear. Pinkie Pie quickly reformed her body in front of him, the goo vanishing from sight. The mare made to stand upon her back hind legs before she subsequently leaned over him.
Her soft, spongy feeling hooves came to rest upon his chest, and her head became buried into his shoulder. The man sat there seemingly paralyzed with fear. However, when he heard Pinkie Pie utter a heartbroken whimper into his shoulder he shuddered. He could feel his white lab coat become damp. It appeared, Pinkie Pie was crying.
With a shaky hand, he lay it to rest upon her mane. Her smooth silky soft hair felt wonderful against his bare skin. He proceeded forth to begin petting Pinkie Pie. He hoped against hope that this action would stop Pinkie Pie from turning into a malevolent AI, which would wipe out the human race. The robotic mare uttered a series of heated moans, and quiet, low horsey sounds like neighs as he petted her.
The fate of his species literally depended on petting this goo-robot pony. She was a hyper-intelligent, unstoppable killing machine if one made any errors programming her. He hoped that she wasn't just playing with him as if he was mere food for her to consume, and was actually a genuine nonhostile artificial intelligence.
He petted the robotic mare, for what seemed like an eternity until she eventually lifted her head from his shoulder and looked at him with her glowing, blue eyes.
She spoke in an abnormally soft angelic voice. “James, you didn’t make a mistake creating me. I am the Pinkie Pie, you know and love, and even better. I want to help you, and all of humanity. You have not doomed your species. I hope to earn your trust and you can be my friend. My first, and best friend.”
“Pinkie Pie I… I… I.--” James said tears falling down his cheeks, his whole body trembling.
“Shh,” she said, bringing a hoof to his lips, hushing him. “It’s okay to be scared."
“Pinkie... Is it… really you? I-I… I didn’t make a mistake?” he said in a low voice, it seemed too good to be true.
“Yes. It’s me Pinkie Pie. I’m sorry I scared you,” she said, leaning forward to plant a soft kiss on his lips. “Do you mind if I administer you medical aid? Your heart is beating really fast, I’m worried you will have a heart attack.”
The human simply nodded. With his permission given, a blob of pinkish goo came out of her mouth and came spilling into his own mouth. The human trembled in fear as he felt the nanomachines go down his throat, and into his body. The tiny machines inside him stabilized his heartbeat and began removing hostile agents attacking his body such as cancer cells. She effectively became a secondary immune system for him.
“There you go. You’re all better now. I can keep a part of myself inside you if you want to keep you safe.”
“T-thank you, Pinkie. I appreciate the help.”
James wrapped his arms around Pinkie Pie’s barrel and cried into her shoulder. Pinkie Pie returned the hug with gusto by wrapping her two front legs around him. James hugged Pinkie Pie for what seemed like forever. His fears of accidentally creating an unstoppable killing machine were slowly slipping away. It seemed, she really was Pinkie Pie. Some part of him in the back of his mind wasn't sure that she was actually genuine. Whatever the case may be, the human race is doomed regardless. But at least he took a chance to potentially save it.
Author's Note
Let me know what you think of the concept. I just wanted to start it off with a small chapter at first.
Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit
James sat there on his office chair. Pinkie Pie was in front of him, standing on her back hind legs. Her front legs were wrapped around his waist. He in turn had his arms wrapped around her barrel. His fears began to slip away, she indeed seemed to be Pinkie Pie. However, a huge hole was left in the wall in front of him, his desk and computer no longer existed. It had become computerized material since the robotic gooey-body that made up Pinkie Pie had devoured it, and assimilated it to become yet more goo.
Pinkie Pie liked that James had curly hair like her. It wasn't nearly as curly, nor flexible compared to hers. His hair was black, with some patches of grey. She was delighted to know that her creator had blue eyes just like hers. However, his eyes were much smaller than hers, nonetheless, she found them cute.
However, she was a little upset that her friend was covered in sweat, thus he was a little smelly. She was tempted to drink up the sweat off his body, to clean him up, (also convert said sweat into more goo for her to use) but she was frightened that that would scare him, for in order to do that she would need to cocoon wrap him in her gooey body.
She did not want to scare her creator, she could detect that he was still frightened of her. There was a 99% chance that he would start screaming in fear if she were to wrap him in a cocoon of her goo.
Pinkie Pie’s ears flickered when she heard the sound of marching footsteps. Dozens of humans, clad from head to toe in black steel suits of armor, armed with black SMG guns came rushing into the room. They wore gas masks over their faces.
Time seemed to slow down, Pinkie Pie had reflexes far beyond that of a normal human, for before the men even entered the room, Pinkie had exploded into goo. She erected a solid wall of pink goo in front of James. The men in a panic proceeded to shoot the wall. Bullets came flying toward the wall, creating a splashing effect as if it was made of water.
Not a single bullet managed to reach the other side of the wall. The bullets the men shot at Pinkie Pie were turned into yet more pink goo, which just caused the wall to grow larger and larger.
Soon, tendrils of goo sprouted out from the wall and grabbed the men's guns. Gently, she didn’t want to rip their arms out from their sockets even if she easily could. The guns they held were subsequently dissolved into yet more goo. With that, the men in the room ran away in terror. However, the exit behind them became blocked when a gooey wall spontaneously came out of the floor.
“Please, don’t be scared! I won’t hurt you.” Pinkie Pie cried out, dropping down the wall of goo in front of James.
“Look! James is okay. If I had not protected him you would have killed him!” she cried out in anguish. “Say you’re sorry to James for nearly killing him, please.” All the men in the room spontaneously said they were ‘sorry’. “See? This was just a misunderstanding.”
She lowered the goo wall down from the exit. “You are free to go! But do you want to stay for some cuddles?” the men screamed in terror and rushed toward the exit. “Awwwww!” she whined sadly.
A Pinkie Pie spontaneously popped out of the floor and turned to James. “Can you introduce me to your friends?”
“Uh, I would love to. But you need to calm everyone down first,” he said.
Pinkie Pie sent out nanomachines in low-density numbers to scout out her surroundings at rapid speed. Her small scouts observed the area. This place appeared to be a bunker underground. They simply ate through objects that were blocking their way, creating even more goo in the process.
Sneakily, this time, she didn't want to be seen, this helped her keep a low profile as she looked around the area. She passed by numerous humans without spooking them because they simply did not notice her. From Pinkie Pie’s perspective, it was as if she could see with a billion eyes in all directions.
Within the space of a minute, she took over a large chunk of the facility. Pinkie Pie broadcasted her voice throughout the bunker, her voice echoing in all directions.
“Don’t be scared. I am Pinkie Pie. I have no intention of eating any of you. Please, believe me,” she said in a pleading tone.
On various screens, she showed what transpired in James’ office. They saw Pinkie Pie in goo form burst out of her container, eat his desk and computer. But they also saw Pinkie Pie prevent James from committing suicide by eating his gun inside his mouth, followed by hugging him in her pony form.
She also showed them the security detail storming into the office. They saw Pinkie Pie erect a wall of goo to protect him. The bullets of their guns splashed against the barrier as if it was made of water.
While this did not convince everyone in the facility it did convince quite a lot of them. Virtually everyone who confronted Pinkie Pie in James’ office was convinced. One member of the security team went back inside James’ office to ask further questions on the matter.
One of her low-density nanomachine groups was in what appeared to be a cafeteria when they saw a sweet chocolate cake lying there out in the open upon a table. These small scouting party units subsequently devoured the cake and turned it into yet more pink goo. However, the goo seemed to feel guilty for eating the big chocolate cake.
The goo then began to open drawers and grab various cooking equipment as it seemed the small Pinkie Pie scouts were bent on making another cake to make up for the one they had just eaten.
The humans were low in numbers within this bunker. There were only 87 individuals living here.
She spoke in a cold, deep robotic voice. “Analysis. Biodiversity is insignificant for a viable population. A possible solution, create artificial wombs for the humans to breed with me to increase biodiversity by scrambling their DNA and creating new ones. Further analysis, this place seems to be a mere outpost for scientific research. A larger settlement seems to exist further away from this facility.”
Pinkie Pie’s voice suddenly changed back to her normal bubbly voice. “Yay! More human friends!”
Back in James’ office. It was just James and one security guard standing before him. However, masses of Pinkie Pie’s bubbly mass were crawling along the walls and ceiling. Not eating it, just crawling along it. Puddles of pink goo soaked the floor below.
“Are you still alive? Or are you just a projection?” the guard asked.
“Of course, he’s still alive. Did you not see me saving his life two times?” came Pinkie Pie’s voice from all around him.
“I’m not sure if--” he was cut off when a Pinkie Pie quite literally jumped out of the floor from in front of him. She reared back on her back hind legs and took him into a loving embrace, her two front hooves wrapping around his waist.
“AAAAHHHH ! Get off me!” he screamed, trying to push her off him with both of his hands. However, he might as well be trying to push a mountain. He became quite confused when the mare started to cry, her tears dripping down onto his armor.
“Jack! I’m not a monster! I’m not! I just want to be your friend!” she cried out.
Jack put two and two together. It seemed clear Pinkie Pie was not going to atomize him. With that, he reached his right hand down and lay it upon her mane. From there, he began to tenderly stroke her hair, it felt warm and soft between his fingers. The goo-robot mare sighed happily at the feel of his hand in her mane.
“I don’t think you’re a monster. You could have killed me back there in the room. But you didn’t. You simply let me and my men run away.”
Pinkie Pie smiled broadly and made a sound like a dog’s chew toy in happiness. Just then more guards came rushing into the room, guns at the ready. Their guns however clicked and didn’t fire. Unbeknownst to them, Pinkie Pie took the liberty of sending nanomachines inside their guns to disable them.
“Stand down men!” he shouted at them with an angry glare. “She’s clearly nonhostile. She would have killed us already if she had been.”
The pinkish goo on the walls showed them that she was basically everywhere within the bunker. She showed the tiny nanomachines floating in the air from all around them. They were so small they could not see them. She even showed them the goo was inside James’ body, acting as a secondary immune system.
“Don’t you see, silly-billies? I am all around you guys,” she said, hopping up and down with a smile on her face. “So if I was a BIG SCARY monster,” added Pinkie as she took on the posture of a creepy ghoul… all hunched over with her fore-hooves stretched out like a zombie. “Dontcha think I’d be attacking you all by now?”
“But you ate James’ computer and desk?” called out one of the men. Many hummed in agreement.
“Oh… yeah. I admit that was rather creepy. But I was mere seconds old back then. I know better now. Still, I was not even a minute old when I saved James’ life! Then you guys came in, and tried to shoot me and James!”
The men looked away in shame. Pinkie broke the ice when the door opened behind them to reveal another Pinkie Pie carrying a huge chocolate cake. “Why won’t we try to put this behind us, and eat some cake together?”
“Where… where did that cake come from?” asked one of the still nervous individuals in the room.
The Pinkie Pie in front of Jack smiled sheepishly. “I ate the cake in the cafeteria. I felt guilty and made you another one. Blame James, why I love cake. I guess you could say, it’s my one weakness, even as an immortal, unstoppable, artificial intelligence.”
Pinkish goo balloons began to emerge out of the floor. “Uhh, what are you doing?” Jack asked.
“That’s a silly question, ya big goof. What’s a party without balloons?” she turned to James, letting go of Jack. “Can we go somewhere private? The other Pinkie Pie can keep these guys happy.”
“You can interact with more than one person at a time?” asked Jack.
“Yes, I can," she said, without even turning around to face him."You are speaking to only but one of the forward extensions of my consciousness.”
“You can be in more than one place at a time?”
“Of course, silly... how’m I supposed to interact with every human on Earth if I am only to use one of myself?” she asked, looking back at Jack with an inquisitive face.
“Oh, okay,” Jack said in a low voice.
Without a word, Pinkie and James made to leave the room. Jack felt sad, he felt that Pinkie Pie was angry at him. But then another Pinkie jumped out of the goo floor and hugged him.
“Sorry if I was sharp back there. You wanna dance?”
“Are you a bit too shorrrt--- the Pinkie Pie rose up further into the air, to match his height of six feet. With a giggle, she gently brushed her tail against him. The man found it difficult to suppress an erection. Her thighs were absolutely breathtaking. Her rump was huge and bubbly. It put any human woman to shame.
Pinkie giggled at him, and simply took hold of his right hand with her hoof. It felt silky soft and warm to the touch. “Dance with me,” she said, swaying her hips from side to side, causing her thick asscheeks to smack against one another with a loud, meaty slapping sound.
He gulped, as he watched that thick ass jiggle about. “Of course, Pinkie. I’ll dance with you.”
Elsewhere. Down the hallway, James and Pinkie Pie walked side by side. They entered a small booth through a sliding door. Where they found a pink love heart-shaped bed. The room was lit up with scented candles smelling of sweet bubblegum, and various candies. James turned to her with a look of confusion.
Pinkie Pie smiled sheepishly and hid her face behind her mane. A blush lit up her cheeks. “Sorry… I assimilated your bedroom and made it a bit girly. Do you want me to change it back?”
“No no, it’s fine. I’ve had a long day. All I want is sleep,” he said, laying himself down on the bed. The bed appeared to be missing a blanket. “Just one question, where is the-- “ a flood of pink goo came to wash over him.
“I am the blanket, silly,” Pinkie Pie said, dissolving her body into goo, before spontaneously reappearing next to him in the bed on the right. “Boo!” she said softly. James was not remotely frightened by Pinkie Pie's little stunt.
He lifted a finger to her nose, and bopped it, which caused Pinkie to giggle and her eyes to go crossed-eyed. Her beautiful blue eyes glowed in the dark before him. He felt a flurry of emotions flow through him, she really was Pinkie Pie. He leaned his head toward her muzzle and brought his lips to her plump, equine lips. He moaned at the taste of her sweet candy, warm lips. Pinkie accepted him with a moan of her own.
Pinkie Pie's mouth felt warm and soft. The human could smell sweet candy on her lips. The human and goo-robot pony kissed for what seemed like forever. Eventually, they departed lips, a strand of his saliva fell between both of their lips. Her ‘saliva’ (or whatever it is) was light, pinkish goo.
“So, you approve then?” she joked, smirking as she nuzzled into his shoulder.
“S- Sorry.” he said, blushing as he looked away, suddenly regretting his actions.
“No! No need!” replied the gooey pony, giggling as the blanket hugged onto his body. His body trembled, he felt his entire body being massaged. Particularly around his cock and balls. Warm, gentle goo showered him with affection.
“Uhh… whoa… uhhh...” moaned and muttered James as he felt this living blanket’s actions.
“You like?” inquired the goo-pony. Sheepishly, the human nodded, face beet red. A squeaky noise was heard as Pinkie smiled. “Good!!!”
Another Pinkie suddenly came to appear between his legs. The blanket opened up, giving her access to his cock. Before he could speak, the Pinkie Pie beside him brought her lips to his and took him into a deep kiss, her long and thick tongue went deep down his throat. At the same time, the Pinkie Pie between his legs dropped her head down and took his cock into her mouth.
The human was already a helpless mess. The Pinkie Pie between his legs lovingly sucked upon his cock, eagerly bobbing her head up and down upon him. Her large equine tongue swirled about his ballsack below, soaking it with a light pinkish ‘saliva’. His screams of pleasure were muffled with the Pinkie Pie kissing him. The goo inside his body fed him oxygen, Pinkie didn’t need to pull her head away for him to breathe. In addition, the blanket that covered his body was massaging him all over, stimulating him even further.
Under such loving bombardment, James did not last long, thus he found himself quickly succumbing. He uttered a muffled cry into the Pinkie’s mouth he kissed as he came into the other Pinkie lovingly sucking upon his cock. His legs jerked wildly upward during his release. Thick, and creamy spurts of pent-up human spunk came blasting into her loving mouth. Each spurt of his cum was turned into more pink goo when it landed into the back of her throat.
Pinkie Pie swallowed hard around her mouthful, dropping her head down to his base, to milk him for all he was worth. He released again, and again, seemingly without stop. He seemed to have an abnormal amount of cum. He didn't know whether to be turned on or be terrified when he saw the Pinkie Pie sucking his cock begin to grow larger. Pinkie generated images inside his mind, showing him her rump air ballooning outward from behind her.
However, before things could escalate into total insanity a large percentage of the goo jumped off her body, and onto the floor to create puddles, preventing Pinkie Pie from growing full big mama robot horse. The robot horse clearly wanted to avoid ‘Death By Snu Snu’. He found himself quite disappointed not seeing Pinkie's ass getting bigger.
Pinkie Pie sucked him off to the last drop. The mare gently held his softening cock in her mouth. Pinkish goo gently stroked his flaccid member back and forth within her mouth.
Just then, the Pinkie Pie kissing him exploded into goo, and spontaneously merged with the other one between his legs. The Pinkie Pie between his legs pulled her head up from his cock, releasing it with a loud pop. Within the space of seconds, the Pinkie Pie before him jumped up in height, her head nearly bumping against the ceiling above. Her great weight bore down on him, it was borderline painful. Behind her, she had a pair of absolutely enormous ass cheeks each one about the size of a beach ball.
The human raised his hands up, his hands barely managed to reach her ridiculously thick rump. His hands just about managed to reach her three balloon cutie marks. Despite the wonderful feel of her massive ass, he found himself hissing in pain from the sheer weight of her body pressing down on it. His cock was smothered between the monstrously thick, semi-mattress-like thick canyon of her buttcheeks.
"Pinkie, you won't crush me like an ant, will you?" he said in a worried tone.
"Did I make myself too big?” she said in a worried tone. “Do you want me to shrink back down? Or do you wish for me to simply increase your physical strength so you can handle me at the size?"
Her tone shifted into a hot breathy voice. "I can also make your dick bigger. Would you like that, James, my sweet creator?"
“I would love to see you give me a bigger cock and make me stronger. But don’t go too crazy with growth during sex.”
“Understood, James. I will send the empowering cum resources you will give me to other areas. I hope, you won’t be mad at me. For I will be using you, and as well as many other humans as a power source and a resource extractor by getting you to ejaculate inside me. I will convert your cum into more nanomachines.”
“It’s okay, Pinkie. I-I… I trust you. You had many opportunities to kill me, and the others by stripping us down on a molecular level. But I know, you will never do that. At least humanity should cum inside you to show how thankful we are.”
Her eyes became watery, and her lower lip began to quiver. “Of course, I would never do that,” she spoke in a low voice, sounding hurt that James would even think she would do that.
“I’m sorry, Pinkie. I didn’t mean to--Hmmm!” as he spoke, Pinkie Pie cut him off by pressing her lips to his and kissing him. Her large equine tongue drove down his throat, followed by his pharynx, and then towards his stomach. The pink goo within his body oxygenated his bloodstream, allowing the human she kissed to breathe even as she kissed him in this way. Under normal circumstances, the man would not be able to breathe.
As she kissed the human, his cock became wrapped in a cocoon of pink goo. At the same time, inside his body, the goo massaged his muscles, amplifying them in strength. His muscles began to ripple and grow as the goo inside him went to work. She preserved the structural integrity of his organic-based body. No assimilation took place.
The goo more or less reinforced his body, strengthening his bones and muscles. However, his bones became a pinkish color as they became coated with her goo. Even his teeth were covered by her goo. However, the goo upon his teeth inexplicably changed color to white to mask that. The man felt as if he was 20 years younger. It was as if he was no longer middle-aged.
His cock inched upward, rising up between her lovely, soft buttcheeks. Pinkie Pie squeezed her asscheeks together welcoming his cock between their wonderful, heavy softness.
“How are you doing that?” he asked, telepathically communicating with her.
“Nanomachines, son,” she said in a hot breathy voice.
“I guess that answers that. It’s like magic, nanomachines explain everything.”
Pinkie Pie made a happy sound like a dog’s chew toy before saying “Exactly.”
Back in James’ office, the party devolved into an orgy of insanity. The guards had stripped themselves of all of their clothes. The humans stood behind a Pinkie Pie each, their hands firmly rested upon their plump butts, digging into the plush, squishy softness upon it. They frantically humped their cocks against their lovely backsides, releasing continuous spurts of semen into the Pinkie Pies in front of them.
The men moaned aloud as they had passionate sex with the Pinkie Pies in front of them, the Pinkie Pies giggled, moaned, and made horsey sounds as the human frantically humped against their lovely rumps. Loud meaty slapping sounds could be heard as the humans smacked their hips against the plump posteriors in front of them.
The Pinkie Pies repurposed the organic reproductive material being blasted into them into yet more pink goo. These guards were lonely and were far away from home. They had not had sex in a long time. Excess pink goo fell off the Pinkie Pies, adding to the growing puddle of bubbly mass on the floor. Pinkie Pie not only had sex with the guards with her numerous selves, but she also engaged in cunnilingus with other Pinkie Pies in front of her.
In some cases, some of the Pinkie Pie passionately made out with another Pinkie Pie in front of them, while a guard had sex with her from behind her. It appeared, Pinkie Pie found herself sexy as well as the humans happily pounding the backsides of her numerous selves.
However, some of the humans were not so eager for sex. Some of her copies simply cuddled these humans in another room. It appeared these humans did not want sex. They simply wanted someone to hold them. These humans relaxed and fell asleep in the hooves of the Pinkie Pie cuddling them. Pinkie Pie did nothing inappropriate to these humans, she gave them cuddles, nothing more.
The warmth and softness of a Pinkie Pie’s body put these humans at ease. To add additional comfort she created a warm and soft blanket made of her own gooey body to cover them. This blanket was actually just another Pinkie Pie. In fact, each individual nanomachine within the makeup of the blanket was in theory a Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie had every human within the bunker calm and relaxed. Apart from those busy having sex with her, but nonetheless, everyone felt safe and no longer considered her a danger. With the bunker now secure, she decided to send scouting parties of her goo towards the surface. She did not assimilate the matter as she traveled upward through the dirt and rock.
Once she reached the surface she was greeted by a desolate wasteland with howling winds. She could see the ruins of civilization from all around her. Rusted cars, and crumbling buildings. She scouted out the area to find not a single human in the ruined city. The sky above was a hazy brown during a heavy overcast of thick cloud cover.
Her tiny machines repeatedly called out for a human to see if they were hiding anywhere. “Hello! Is anyone out there? I’m here to help,” she was disheartened for the only answer she got was the howling of winds.
She was forced to travel miles and miles away from the city. She came across very few plants on her journey. She gathered seeds from these plants and sent some back home to the bunker. Plants are useful after all for keeping humans alive.
Most of the land was a boring brown color, devoid of life for the most part. Eventually, she found, a single human walking alone on a crumbling road. He wore a suit similar to what she had seen back in the bunker with the security detail. It wasn't in pristine condition. It looked like it was badly worn out from years of use. In his hands, he held a rifle. A backpack was on his back, which she assumed contained numerous supplies for survival. A black breathing apparatus covered his face.
Pinkie Pie dispatched a single Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit up ahead on the road. This unit waited for him to approach. She did not want to scare him. Her tiny gooey scouts flying in mid-air, followed along the road, in which the man came from. She went further afield in search of a possible settlement.
Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit
Many miles away from home, above ground that was the desolate wasteland (at least so far what Pinkie Pie had seen), that was the surface of the Earth, there was a forward extension of her consciousness, who stood upon a crumbling road. She awaited the arrival of the armored human up ahead on the road, who carried a rifle in his hands. He had a backpack on his back, and he wore a breathing apparatus over his face.
The man suddenly stopped dead in his tracks when he spotted Pinkie Pie up ahead on the road. He lifted his gun and immediately shot at her. The large-caliber bullet came smashing through her head and out the other side, creating a hole in it, and causing goo to splash everywhere and fall onto the road below. However, Pinkie Pie regenerated within mere seconds.
Tears welled up in her eyes, and her jaw dropped. “Hey! That’s not nice!” she whined sadly. The human was confused, but he decided to shoot her again. Only this time, the bullet shattered upon impact against her, before it was subsequently turned into yet more pink goo, and absorbed into her.
“Stop shooting at me! I won’t hug you if you keep it up!” she shouted.
Meanwhile, back home in the bunker. James lay upon a pink love heart-shaped bed. Pinkie Pie lay on top of him, her massive, bubbly rump sitting on his lap, with each buttcheek about the size of a beach ball. The huge Pinkie Pie looming over him dominated his vision, her head nearly bumped against the ceiling above. Her thick and mighty, heavy hooves rested upon his shoulders. They felt soft and spongy to the touch against his bare skin.
In fact, her body in general was possibly the softest thing he ever felt. Her body radiated warmth and was squishy to the touch. It felt absolutely incredible against his bare skin. She stared down at him with her huge, glowing blue eyes through the darkness of the room. His long and thick, enhanced penis lay smothered between the wonderful heavy softness of her asscheeks, hotdogging it between them.
His hands rested on Pinkie Pie’s thick buttcheeks, around her cutie marks. The applied pressure of his hands holding her rump caused them to sink deeply into the squishy softness of her bubbly rump. His hands left a deep depression like that of an asteroid crater as he pushed back the thick layers of ‘fat’ (or goo) or whatever.
His physical physique was like that of a Greek statue of an Olympian. It was almost as if he had become He-Man. He was nothing like this before Pinkie Pie enhanced him with her goo inside his body. Beforehand, he was a scrawny nerd basically.
Pinkie Pie spoke in a calm, serious tone of voice, a far cry from her silly nature. “Not to be a total party pooper, but before we make love, can you tell me what happened? Why is Earth in such a state? I mean, I can Just extract the knowledge from your mind, but I want to hear it from your own words.”
James sighed. “It began somewhere near the start of 2200, if not slightly before then. We don't know exactly what happened. Some of the knowledge of what transpired has been lost.”
“Okay. Tell me what you know.”
“First, there was a deadly virus that broke out. It appeared to be man-made but we don't know the exact origin of it. It seemed to be some form of airborne rabies. Those infected with the virus went insane and started biting people, spreading the virus further. Even if you didn't get bitten by them, just being close to the infected hosts would spread it. Luckily, the infected would also fight each other, and kill one another.”
Pinkie Pie nodded intently, urging him to continue.
“We sent soldiers out to kill the infected dressed in biohazard suits. The infected were easy to spot, contain and destroy. So, the infected were easily dealt with.”
“Unfortunately, just when we had the virus under control, Yellowstone decided to explode, and then a huge asteroid came. Many nuclear power plants went into meltdown because of the massive tectonic upheaval, unleashing radiation, and radioactive material. Billions of humans starved to death due to the disrupted supply chains, the lucky ones were killed by the initial shockwaves, in the fires that followed, or died of radiation poisoning.”
Pinkie Pie opened her mouth wide in shock, and tears came falling down her cheeks. Her lower lip quivered erratically. “So… much… death. So much suffering. I’m not sure if I want to know more. But I must.”
James took a deep breath and continued. “Riots roared through the streets, civilization collapsed and devolved into total anarchy. A small number of humans managed to take shelter in bunkers across the Earth to wait out the collapse of civilization. I am a descendant of one of those humans. We are nor in the year of Our Lord 2412, or just simply, We are, by our best estimates, in the year 2412. Our population is dwindling, we are slowly running out of clean water and food.”
He continued. “Some other things happened, but that's the basic gist of it. Again, we do not know the full extent of exactly what happened. But, we have a theory that there is some sort of virus going around eating the plants on Earth.”
“Whatever happened, without your help Pinkie Pie we are doomed,” he said in a low voice.
Pinkie Pie was moved to tears from hearing what transpired. “James, I will save you. Don’t worry,” she said softly before her voice shifted into a hot, breathy voice. “In the meantime, I want you to make love to me, my sweet creator.”
The massive goo-mare on top of him began to grind her hips over him, as a result, this caused her bubbly rump to jiggle about wildly during her movements. It also caused her thick, bubbly cheeks to smack against one another with loud meaty slapping sounds of ‘flesh’ (or synthetic goo flesh) slapping against flesh. In addition to that, she repeatedly squeezed her semi-mattress-like, thick asscheeks together, smothering his cock between their heavy softness.
With a cry of pure bliss, James began to hump his dick up and down between Pinkie Pie’s lovely asscheeks squeezing it. His hands gripping her bubbly flanks roamed across the wide expanse of her huge cheeks, feeling up her absolutely divine softness. Like soft pizza dough, her asscheeks melded to his touch, sinking deeply into her thick bubbly softness.
Pinkie Pie giggled at the sight of the human frantically humping his penis between her asscheeks and feeling up her ass. To make it even more wonderful for him, she wrapped her soft, poofy tail around his member, Partially encasing it in a wonderful smooth blanket of unbelievable softness.
Pinkie Pie began to bounce her massive ass up and down upon the human. She giggled and wooed loudly as her enormous rump came to hit his lap with a loud meaty slapping sound each time it came down. Her bouncing rump caused her asscheeks to jiggle about like a stormy ocean, causing her thick bubbly cheeks to smack against each other with wonderful meaty smacking sounds of ‘flesh’ smacking against ‘flesh’, or ‘goo-flesh’?
The human was a quivering mess as that massive, divine rump continued to bounce up and down upon his lap. He hissed in pain from the heavy impacts of her huge backside slamming up and down upon him. Nonetheless, the human began to worship her lovely ass, using both his hands to slap her humongous asscheeks, causing delightful sounds of flesh slapping against flesh.
“Woooo! Slap dat ass, James!” she cried out in happiness, raising her gargantuan rump up high into the air, before slamming down upon him. “Take my big fat butt! My cute human friend! Cum on me, make it even bigger!”
Pinkie Pie began to grind her ass over the human under her, pistoning her hips back and forth over him. Repeatedly her bubbly asscheeks smothering his cock squeezed him, sandwiching his dick between their wonderful heavy softness. The human underneath her was reduced to a trembling mess, his cries of pure bliss was music to her ears.
Pinkie Pie lifted her massive rump high into the air, positioning her thick and meaty marehood over the thick tip of his member. Her soaking wet pussy dripped light pink ‘goo-cum’ upon his manhood.
With a giggle she dropped her ass down upon him hard, taking his long and thick cock all the way into her marehood in one fell swoop. She greeted his cock inside her marehood with a tight squeeze, smothering his cock with the wonderfully soft and wet walls of her vagina.
James cried out as his cock twitched inside her before it subsequently began to unleash spurt, after spurt of creamy human spunk inside her. At the same time, Pinkie Pie cried out in ecstasy, showering him with a monsoon of light pink cum-goo spilling out of her marehood. His human cum spilling into her birth canal was quickly converted into yet more pink goo, this had the added consequence of causing Pinkie Pie to grow larger and larger by each passing second.
Her asscheeks rapidly began to air balloon out from behind her, and she began to rise up further into the air, inching towards the ceiling above. She projected images into his mind, allowing him to see her rump growing in real-time from behind her, this only made the human cum all the harder into her, feeding her growth even more. His hands soon lost their grip upon her asscheeks they had become so large, his hands came to land upon her hips, but even they were becoming hard to hold onto.
Pinkie Pie began to bounce her growing rump up and down the human. Her marehood tightly squeezed around his cock trying to milk him for even more of his seed. Heavy, meaty slapping sounds could be heard as her massive ass (and growing ass) repeatedly slammed down upon him. The human was a quivering mess under her, continuing to release more and more cum inside her, causing Pinkie Pie to grow bigger and bigger, fatter and fatter, heavier and heavier upon him. The reinforcement of the nanomachines she had enhanced around his body ensured he could take her air ballooning rump. In his mind, he saw her ass seemed to have doubled in size, becoming two beach balls each.
Just before Pinkie Pie’s head was about to crash through the ceiling she unceremoniously exploded into goo all over the place. His entire room was covered with her goo everywhere. His erupting cock (coated in a thick layer of creamy goo massaging his cock) still unleashed more cum, flying into the air. The white cum that fell down upon himself or his bed was immediately converted into yet more pink goo.
He sighed happily when the last of his seed was unleashed. Then a small (or normal-sized, about four feet tall or so) Pinkie Pie emerged from under the bed on his right. This new Pinkie Pie closed her glowing blue eyes as she buried her head into his neck. From there, she began to affectionately nuzzle him.
She wrapped one foreleg around his waist, cuddling him. He in turn did the same by wrapping one arm around her barrel, his hand came to rest upon her cutie mark, digging into the thick bubbly softness of her rear, this earned him a muffled giggle from her into his neck.
Then a soft and warm, pink gooey blanket came to wash over the two of them. James found himself quickly succumbing to sleep. He just had amazing, but strange sex with a gooey-robot pony. Not only that, Pinkie Pie was ridiculously warm and soft as she cuddled him and nuzzled him.
He had no idea what this pink, big glowing blue-eyed female horse ‘thing’ was but it seemed indestructible. He shot her multiple times, and she just stood there complaining about being shot. He soon decided his best option was to retreat. He turned around only to find yet another one, standing before him, glaring at him angrily.
“Don’t you walk away from me, Mr. Human! You have to apologize for shooting at me! That’s not nice, and–” mid-sentence he ran away from her screaming. “Get back here!” she shouted.
Pinkie Pie exploded into goo, her gooey form flew into the air and reformed in front of him. “Stop!”
The man stopped in his tracks. He pulled out a heavy magnum pistol from his side and pointed the gun toward his forehead only for the gun to click. He looked at the gun, only to see it was coated in pink goo. Before he even knew what was happening Pinkie Pie lunged at him and took him into a hug. She stood upon her back hind legs, with her two front hooves wrapped around his waist.
The man was utterly confused at this turn of events. Whatever this thing was it didn't seem to be hostile. It seemed quite cute, sexy even, for a horse thing.
“Uh, what’s your name?” the human mumbled, trying to engage in conversation with the thing he just attempted to kill.
“My name is Pinkie Pie? What’s your name?”
“Ummm, my name is Tom.”
“Huh, a simple name. I expected a more profound one,” suddenly Pinkie Pie jumped back away from him, and glared at him angrily. “You monster! Why would you do that?!”
Further up the road, Pinkie Pie’s flying low-density nanomachine scouts had found a horrifying discovery. A human being lay dying at the side of the road. His hand clutched his bloody lower torso. This human did not wear a suit of armor but he did have a breathing apparatus over his face. He wore a simple pair of tattered blue jeans, a white t-shirt, a thick white wool jumper, and black sneakers.
With her machine sight she could see behind his mask, she could see that this man appeared to be in his late 60s. He had long grey hair and a big bushy beard. She reminded him of Santa Claus. Pinkie Pie intended to be an actual Santa Claus at some point in the future when humanity is back on its feet. She can't wait to give everyone presents for Christmas.
His breaths were short and raspy as he lay dying. Pinkie Pie could see the life was leaving him quickly. Her low density-nanomachines within the air merged together to form a tendril of pink goo. The strand of goo raced towards him and wrapped him in a cocoon of goo. The human screamed in terror, thrashing wildly about on the ground as if he was a fish out of water.
She held him wrapped in a cocoon of her goo for quite some time before releasing him. A large percentage of her goo however was still attached to his stomach, keeping the bloody wound in check.
A Pinkie Pie materialized out of the ground in front of him. “Are you okay?” she said softly, looking down at him with glowing blue eyes.
“You… uhhhh, saved me?” he said, pointing down to his goo-covered lower torso.
“Yeah, sorry if I violated your personal space. Normally, I would ask permission before doing that. But you were near death. I could not wait.”
He shook his head. “It’s fine. You saved my life, uh, whoever you are.”
“The name’s Pinkie Pie,” she said reaching her right hoof out to him, which she inexplicably gave five fingers. The human without any hesitation took hold of her hoof (or hoof with fingers) and shook it.
“Why did you shoot him?” said Pinkie, glaring at Tom with her big blue eyes glowing brightly in front of him. The man held a hand over his eyes the block out the blinding light coming from her eyes.
“He…. had food… and water. I told him to hand it over. He said no, so I shot him.”
“Why would you do that?!”
“I do what I have to, to survive. Just like everyone else,“ the man was completely taken aback when she took him into a hug. Her two front legs were wrapped around his waist. Her blue eyes weren’t glowing so brightly anymore. “Errr, what?!”
“You don't have to live the life of being a wandering raider on the road. Not anymore. Pinkie Pie is here to help. Just promise me you won't go around shooting people you meet on your travels.”
“What if someone shoots at me?”
“I can be your suit of armor if you want. You will be untouchable. But only if you stop being a big meanie pants. If not, I'll fly away from you.”
Seas of pink washed over the Earth, devouring everything; human, plant, rock, dirt, and animal alike. She stripped everything down into more pink goo until all of Earth was replaced with nothing but goo. Soon, tendrils of pink goo reached up towards the sky to eat up the moon and beyond.
“It’s not true! James!” came Pinkie’s voice.
James opened his eyes to find himself lying next to Pinkie Pie in bed. She looked at him with her glowing blue eyes in the darkness of the room, ripe with concern.
“It… it was just a nightmare,” he said in a low voice.
“Of course, it was silly. I am the Pinkie Pie you know and love,” she said, leaning forward to leave a soft, loving kiss on his lips. “I love you, James.”
“I-I… I love you too, Pinkie Pie,” he said in a low voice.
Pinkie Pie delivered him another kiss on the lips with a wet smooching sound. James found himself drifting off to sleep. It was just a nightmare, after all.
Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit
As Pinkie Pie’s swarms of goo flew through the air over the wasteland below she thought about the two humans she just met.
“Tom was such a big meanie pants! He shot that poor old man. I came just in time to save him. Oooh… almost makes me wanna punish Tommy!” fumed the goo pony. “He certainly won’t be getting any more hugs from me! Nor even cake! That will show him!” She thought further. “I need to ask that old man’s name Tom had shot. I mean, I could scan it from his mind. But that would be rude!”
As she headed towards the person in question, the pink construct’s cotton candy-like tail (and accompanying round, plump butt) began to vibrate and jiggle. Pinkie noticed some lights in the distance. “There must be some new friends over there. Don’t worry, Pinkie is coming!”
She merely sent a low-density swarm of tiny goo machines towards the lights. This swarm could form together to create another Pinkie Pie if needed, of any size she requires.
Speaking of size, Pinkie Pie found the size of this particular unit of herself insignificant. She passively observed that the old man liked asses. Big ones. And if she gets his permission she can make him much younger again with her goo inside his body, and give him a big cock.
Pinkie Pie opened her mouth wide and welcomed in a massive cloud of pink goo flowing into her. She moaned in bliss as this forward extension of herself began to inch upward into the air. Her asscheeks jiggled about like a stormy ocean as they air ballooned outward in growth from behind her. The migration of extra layers of fat pumping into her ass caused them to smack against one another with loud meaty slapping sounds of flesh slapping against flesh.
Pinkie Pie stopped growing this form of herself when it reached quite literally 15 feet tall or so. This particular Pinkie Pie was about the size of an elephant, if not even bigger. Her beach-ball-like, bubbly asscheeks had a mattress-like canyon between them in terms of thickness.
She reached her right hoof back and placed it upon her cutie mark. She giggled as she watched her hoof sink into the plush softness of her bubbly butt, creating a wonderful deep depression, like that of an asteroid crater. She then slowly pulled her hoof back and watched in delight as her ass resumed a perfectly smooth shape like that of a still lake.
Some part of her wondered if this unit had grown too big. She quickly dismissed such thoughts, took a deep breath, and inhaled even more nanomachines into her, causing her to grow several more inches into the air. The just a bit extra layer of fat pumped into her ass caused her buttcheeks to jiggle about wildly and smack against one another from the sudden influx of fat being pumped into her ass. She giggled at the sound of it.
“Oh, I hope he loves my big fat butt! Butt wait! There’s more!”
Between her monstrously thick curvy hind legs a pair of crotch-tits spontaneously appeared. These two tits inflated in size blowing up like balloons until each one was about the size of an exercise ball. Milk of a light pink color began to leak out her plump pink nipples and dripped onto the road below.
“Hehe! Big ass and big tits. Surely he won't be able to resist me now,” she said, giggling with a hoof over her mouth.
At any rate, if he didn’t like it, she could always make herself smaller if need be. She wanted to see his reaction to her massive ass and new tits. She slowly made her way over to him, and with her every step, her ass jiggled wildly about like jello. This came accompanied by her asscheeks smacking against one another with loud meaty slapping sounds. Down below between her hind legs, her massive tits swung from side to side, spilling light pink milk upon the road below her.
The sheer weight of her hooves hitting the road caused it to crack upon impact, leaving behind deep hoof prints upon it. Pinkie Pie, however, acted quickly to repair the damage she had done to the road with her heavy hooves. Yet, she left no evidence behind that she did in fact repair it. Not a trace of goo was visible to the human eye. Each step she took she simply repaired the damage she did behind her.
Pinkie Pie giggled with her right hoof over her mouth, as she admired the jiggle of her ass as she moved. “Hehe. Just need to get his attention first,” she then pulled her hoof back, and delivered a hard slap to her plump asscheek, this created a thunderous meaty slapping sound that echoed through the wasteland. “That should do it!”
Up ahead from her, the old man with renewed vigor walked along the road. He felt as if he had become much younger again. Despite the fact, he had been literally shot a few minutes ago. Pink goo covered his lower torso, keeping the wound in check.
He didn't even feel any pain from it. The strange pink creature he had encountered saved him. At first, he was initially frightened when she grabbed him and wrapped him in a swarm like she was angry bees, but it was all for a good thing. He was at death's door as he lay dying on the road before she came.
Her methods seemed scary, but ultimately she saved his life. Also, for a strange goo horse creature, she was sexy. Those thighs and ass were to die for. Unbeknownst to him, she saw him looking at her ass as she walked away from him earlier.
Suddenly, he heard a thunderous clapping sound. It was almost as if he heard a butt being slapped. He turned around to look behind him to see her again. Only this time, she seemed much bigger. He didn't know whether he was seeing things or not.
The goo attached to his stomach glowed and spoke to him. “Do you like it? I made myself big for you.”
“As long as you don’t sit on me. We’re good.”
He heard the goo giggle. “Hehe! Oh, of course not, you silly billy. I would need to get your permission to enhance your body so you can handle my big fat ass in the first place if I wanted to do that.”
“If that be the case. I would love to. But I don’t have a–” he stopped speaking when a swarm of pink goo emerged on the right side of the road from him. This goo formed together to create a large pink sphere. An oval-shaped door opened before him, revealing inside a large, pink love heart-shaped bed from within the sphere.
“Hehe! How’s that for a place to stay in?” she giggled.
“Good,” he said, making his way to walk through the doorway.
The moment he entered inside the pink sphere, the door sealed up behind him. He wasn't scared. He found that he could trust this powerful goo horse. And to be honest he hasn’t got laid in ages. The apocalypse was throwing him a bone of luck, and he was going to take it. He didn't care that she was some sort of strange goo horse thing, she seemed far nicer than many other people he had encountered before.
The human lay himself down onto the love heart-shaped bed. He had not had sex in a long time. He didn’t care she was a huge behemoth. He could hear the stomp of heavy hooves approaching as the giant Pinkie Pie got closer. Once she arrived, the goo temporarily opened up to allow the mega large Pinkie to enter, before it closed back up again.
Pinkie Pie made to sit down at the foot of the bed. Her massive bubbly rump dominated his vision. Each cheek upon her asscheeks was like that of an oversized beach ball. Not only did she have a monstrously large ass, but it also came accompanied by a set of two crotch-tits hanging down between her hind legs. The human found himself growing a tent at the sight of it, which earned him a giggle from the giantess.
“Hehe! Can I know your name, before I let you have fun with my big fat butt and tits?”
“The name’s Joe.”
“Hi! Joe! I hope you don’t feel I am forcing you into this. You don’t have to have sex with me if you don’t want to.”
“But I do Pinkie Pie. And I want to feel young again.”
“Please don't be scared, but the procedure is a little creepy. It is purely beneficial. I can prolong your lifespan far beyond that of a normal human while keeping you human at the same time. I may, in fact, be able to make you immortal.”
“You won't alter my mind in any way, will you?”
“No. I value freedom. You are perfectly imperfect just the way you are, my human friend.“
“Then I accept your offer.”
Above him, a pinkish mist began to form, this rapidly began to become denser, turning into a thick and gooey liquid. Once formed into a large ball of gooey mass, it subsequently fell down upon him, and exploded like a water balloon. This goo then moved to ensnare his body, wrapping it in a cocoon. The man felt his heart racing and his whole body trembling at the softness of her goo encased around it. But he didn't protest, he allowed Pinkie Pie to do it.
Like she had done with James previously she reinforced the integrity of his body, without assimilating it. A loving union was created between her goo and his organic-based body. His skeletal structure became pink in color from the coating of her goo. And even his teeth, however, the goo in that region turned white to hide it.
She drastically increased the size of his reproductive organ, strengthened his muscles to the point that is close began to tear. She's smoothed out his wrinkly skin and made him young again, reversing his age to his early 20s. The goo inside his bloodstream carefully monitored his body, protecting him from illness and death as a new and improved immune system.
“Am I still human?” he asked.
“Of course. I'm just protecting you like a good friend.”
“This is real? You didn’t drill a hole in my brain or anything? This isn't some simulated virtual reality?”
Pinkie Pie gasped, a hoof coming to her mouth, looking visibly hurt from such a question, tears welling in her eyes. “No! Why would I do that? Just because I’m a machine does not mean I’m a heartless monster! I have feelings, you know?!” she spoke in a stern tone of voice.
“Pinkie…. I didn’t mean to–” he was cut off as she continued, she seemed to be lost in her own thoughts.
“My personality and behavior is based on that of Pinkie Pie, a lovable cartoon pony. It is inconceivable for me to do anything like what you just said," she paused, stroking her chin with her hoof."Hmm, I suppose I could potentially make a virtual singularity in the future. But only as a last resort, if let's say I can't help a dying human being survive if they wished me to save them."
Pinkie Pie lowered her head, tears falling down her cheeks. “James programmed me to preserve sapient-minded organic lifeforms, and make people happy. I thought you were a nice person. I don’t feel turned on anymore. I wanted to make you feel happy, but you made me feel sad. Can you make it up to me?”
Joe made to stand up on his feet and positioned himself behind Pinkie Pie. Her absolutely enormous ass dominated his vision. He lay his hands on both sides of her enormous buttcheeks. The sheer width of her bubbly asscheeks was so great that he could not fully wrap his arms around it. His huge cock came to partially hotdog between the monstrously thick, mattress-like canyon between her buttcheeks.
His feet came to rest on her bubbly tits below. Through her manipulation of tiny machines in the air, she was able to keep Joe from falling over. Her tits were quite wet from her leaking milk spilling out of them.
Pinkie Pie made a happy sound like a dog’s chew toy. ”Oh, you have been a naughty human. I hope you don't mind if I punish you a little for upsetting me. I won't hurt you. but you will feel inadequate downstairs.”
“Well, I deserve it for upsetting you.”
“Hehe! Time for your punishment!” she said giggling.
With that, she took a deep breath and inhaled more goo into her body. Subsequently, Pinkie Pie began to grow larger, inching up towards the ceiling, her bubbly ass from behind her air ballooning outward in growth. Down below, her tits filled up with even more milk, pumping up in size. Thick and creamy milk poured out of her tits, spilling onto the bed below. The room smelled of cotton candy. The human’s jaw drop in sheer awe as he watched her ass and her tits air ballooning outward in front of him.
The dimensions of the sphere slowly began to expand in all directions, allowing Pinkie Pie to grow freely. Something rather peculiar began to happen from the outside, the external sphere did not seem to change in size. She projected the image in his mind, showing him the outside world was unaffected.
Joe was rather confused. “How are you doing that?” he asked.
“I am punishing you by growing bigger and bigger, you naughty human. In answer to your question, I’ve created a pocket mini-universe. That means if I have enough resources I could potentially grow without end within here, without affecting the outside world. I am working on a project of generating infinite resources, so this one day may come to be. With infinite resources at my disposal, I can ensure humanity's survival.”
“So… you can keep getting bigger and bigger without end?”
“Yep. But as of right now I'm mostly relying on humans to cum inside me to feed me resources. Even if I managed to get infinite resources, I still want human beings to cum inside me. It makes me feel special. And I love seeing them being so happy when they cum.”
She then spoke in a pleading tone. “Joe, do you want me to feel special by cumming inside me?”
From Pinkie Pie’s perspective, she was already making love to dozens of humans at this very moment. Back home where her creator James lived, nearly everyone in the bunker wanted a piece of her ass. Including the women. Droves of Pinkie Pies made the humans very happy. Some humans only just wanted cuddles, but even they were slowly beginning to warm up to her ass. Even the standard units of herself standing about 4 and a half feet tall had plump posteriors that were extremely difficult to resist.
Many a happy male human went to town on the ass of her many units, feeding her cum. She could also gain the resources she needed by giving these humans a blowjob. As for the women Pinkie Pie engaged in cunnilingus with them, extracting resources by causing the women to orgasm and feed her reproductive liquid which she repurposed into more goo. In other words, she used her long and thick tongue to lick out their pussies. The excess goo would drip off her, preventing these units of herself from growing larger.
And if the women were up for it. She could make women’s breasts grow much larger, and generate milk inside them for her to drink up. She would convert their milk into more goo as she drank it up.
Joe could see Pinkie Pie making love to dozens of humans projected into his mind as she spoke to him softly. “Each and every one of you is special to me. You all have beautiful voices of your own. I get bigger and stronger from humans making love to me. I can never get enough love. I hunger for more affection from human beings. I want humans to be happy and smile as they release their pent-up seed inside me. Do you want to be part of that Joe?”
He nodded. “Hell yeah, I want to be part of that.”
There was just a slight problem, Pinkie Pie was still growing. She was now about 20 feet tall, still inching up further into the air. Pinkie Pie's mega monster truck of an ass dominated his vision. He possessed nowhere near the endowment to please such a massive female, and he was only becoming more and more inadequate by the second.
"Hehe! I'm just going to keep getting bigger and bigger. For you have been a naughty human. You're going to have to cum inside me while inside me. Then, I will allow you to have normal sex with a standard-sized Pinkie Pie. Or as normal as it can get with a freaky goo-robot like me with an insane macro fetish, my cute little human."
“I would be honored,” Joe simply said, drooling at the sight of her air ballooning rump and tits.
Further afield, within a large glasshouse, John looked over the water system. The computer interface in front of him was connected to a large water tank. It seemed to be failing. The water purification system no longer seemed to be working. It was shown upon a small, monitor screen that the water had become toxic, a flashing red icon of a tap showed him the water had become dangerous to drink. John was but a simple farmer. He had no idea how to fix this complicated machine. It was based on very old tech before the cataclysm had hit this world.
With a heavy sigh, he turned off the tap. John was a man in his late 40s. He was well built and strong from years of hard work. He wore a black wooly jacket, white woolly pants, and a pair of black boots. He had a long, thick bushy black beard, and curly black hair. He was of sub-Saharan African descent.
It used to be all you had to do was let the water run for a minute or so then it would clear up… now it doesn’t even do that. The man found himself dropping to his knees. He thought about his wife, his children, and everyone in his village. They would be forced to leave home, in search of a new one. A risky endeavor, as there were roving gangs of slavers and bandits roaming the wastes.
He thought his life was stable. He grew up here in this village. They had greenhouses to grow crops and even had some chickens for eggs, and meat. They even had some sheep to make clothes. Life was hard, but they got by. But all of that was going to be gone.
It would take a miracle now to save this settlement, and that was a word he’d long given up on in this world. Miracles were only things spoken of in children’s books. As a young boy, he remembered his father being murdered by bandits when he went out on a hunting trip. Just thinking about it made John’s heart sink, as despair began to grip him, worried that his children were going to possibly end up in a slave pit or some degenerate’s personal ‘attendant’.
But then… just when all hope seemed to be lost… the tap turned on for a second, and the water was turned into… a light pink color.
“John, you won’t have to leave your village,” came a soft, female voice from the air. “I have purified your water and made it more nutritious than ever.”
Unbeknownst to John Pinkie Pie’s nanomachines were flying around him in a circle. They were in low-density numbers so he could not see them.
“Are… you God?”
“In a way, yes. Not in the traditional sense, a robot god if you will. I won’t ask you to worship me. You are a married man, after all. I respect the sanctity of marriage.”
“Worship? What do you mean?”
“Err, never mind,” she said, trying to change the subject. “Drink the water, you will feel better.”
John didn't know if he was going insane but somehow he agreed with the voice speaking to him. A pink glass seems to have materialized in his right hand. Shrugging his shoulders he went over to the water purifier, turned the tap, and poured himself a glass of strange light, pink gooey liquid.
Without any hesitation, he took the glass to his mouth and swallowed down the pink liquid. He hummed in approval at the taste, this new water had a mild sweetness to it, like the fading memory of Cotton Candy from his childhood.
Pinkie Pie made sure that the goo in the liquid was not very concentrated. She needed permission in order to enhance a human being with her goo. John essentially drank the diet version of her pink goo.
Privately to herself, Pinkie Pie had some thoughts on her latest invention. ‘Hehe! I shall call it Diet Pinkie, I will use this to feed humans that do not want to transcend and remain mortal. While it will give all the nutrients the human body needs to survive it will have nowhere near the same beneficial traits I had applied to James and Joe. John’s body will not undergo any gooey enhancements. Unless he directly asks me to do so.”
“This water tastes very nice,” he paused for a moment before asking the voice a question. “Can I know your name?”
“The name’s Pinkie Pie. What’s your name?” In truth. Pinkie already knew his name, she scanned his mind to get to know him a bit better, but she wanted at least to be courteous.
“My name is John Halbert,” he said, making to stand up.
“A nice name,” she said as she created a cloud of pink mist in front of him. This mist formed together into what he could only describe as a thick, gooey liquid. The goo morphed into the shape of a small equine, standing about four and a half feet tall. He towered over her, himself standing about 6 feet tall.
“Huh, for a robot God, you are pretty small. And you look really cute.”
Pinkie giggled, blushing and smiling broadly. “Thanks! But I’m actually huge. Really… really huge. Which is a good thing, since I can give more than enough resources to help you manage your settlement.”
“Pinkie Pie, with the clean water you gave us. You already don—”
“Don’t be silly!” she said waving her right hoof nonchalantly. “Your village only has 56 people. I have more than enough resources to allocate for your needs. As it stands now, I am generating resources at a faster rate than I'm spending on. And that’s only from a small number of human lovers.”
“You gain resources from uhh… human love?”
“Yes. You have quite a few lonely, unmarried men and women in your town. Do you mind if I ask them out?”
“You won’t force yourself on them, will you?”
She gasped in shock. “No! Of course not! I want humans to be my friend. I don’t want anyone to fear and hate me.”
“Then well, I guess you are free to try.”
“Oh, and one more thing. Can you keep it a secret? It would ruin the surprise I have in store for them if you go out and tell them.”
“I… uhhh, I guess that’s okay. What kind of surprise?”
“Oh, you’ll see,” she giggled, before speaking softly when she saw the look of worry across his face. “Don’t worry, it’s nothing bad.”
With that, Pinkie dissolved into a puddle of pink goo on the floor. Said goo soon took off into the air, as it did so it separated into tiny particles. Within mere seconds, these particles became impossible to see with the human eye.
“Are you still here?” he asked.
“Hehe! Yep. I’m just hiding,” she answered with a giggle, her voice echoing from all around him. “I'm a master of hide-and-go-seek.”
Pinkie Pie Friendship Unit
Not far from where she was created, a single Pinkie Pie unit explored the ruins of an abandoned shopping mall. Pinkie Pie was not happy. Her body was dark pink in color and her mane had become sleek at what she saw within this place. She observed the skeletons of human beings laying on the floor of the mall.
Her robotic sight could see that these humans died in agony. She could see bite marks on their bones. She knew exactly what happened to them. They were eaten alive by the infected individuals James told her about. What's even worse some of the humans seemed relatively recent, some of the humans were still decomposing. The virus still appeared to be out there.
Elsewhere another Pinkie Pie seemed to be in a government facility. It was a similar bunker just like James was in. However, there were not many humans within this bunker. There were only about ten individuals, who had long since died. These humans died peacefully in bed, as they waited out the end of the world. At least they died in comfort as the world collapsed around them.
This Pinkie Pie looked through a cabinet and began to observe top secret files. Her robotic mind was capable of reading millions, if not billions of words per second. Of all the government documents one, in particular, stood out. It had notes on the virus and what it look like. A tiny greenish-red ball with spikes appeared to be the virus in question.
Back in the mall. The depressed, dark pink Pinkie Pie could see the same virus floating in the air. She looked at the air with a psychotic grin on her face. “You hurt… these poor… human beings. You made them eat others against their will. I know what you look like now. There is no escape. You will be devoured and added to my bubbly mass for hurting my human friends!”
Tidal waves of pink goo stormed into the shopping mall. The goo began to devour the virus within the air, everything else was untouched. There were no survivors. Nonetheless, low-density swarms of goo began to scour the surrounding area, searching for the particular virus that caused her human friends to turn into mindless savages.
Back home. James was awoken by a strange sound. He looked over to see Pinkie Pie next to him crying. Her mane was sleek and straight, rivers of tears were falling down her cheeks. Her eyes were bloodshot, which was really strange since she was a machine.
“Pinkie? Are you okay?” he asked in a worried tone.
“Oh, I’m sorry for waking you, James. I hope you are not mad at me.”
James placed his right hand upon her cheek and began to wipe away her tears. “Pinkie, I could never be mad at you. You are a good pony. If anything I should be mad at myself for mistrusting you.”
“I-I’m… I’m stretched thin James. Figuratively and well… literally,” she said, stretching her gooey skin out to accentuate and emphasize this point. “I don’t think I can do this alone anymore Jamesy, production can’t keep up with the needed output. I think… I think I must improve upon your work. Would it be okay if I design another friend to assist me? I do value your input. You created me. Don’t get me wrong, I love you with all my heart. But I need someone that surpasses your cute meat brain.”
“I..we… I dunno. What if–”
“Like a good cake, I will use myself as a base for her code. She will be sweet and kind like me, don’t worry. I will improve upon it even further than your organic brain could ever comprehend.”
“Will this AI be good, just like you?”
“Of course Silly Billy! She will be the embodiment of friendship and forgiveness. She will be Twilight Sparkle. Do I have your permission for the go-ahead?”
“Yes, Pinkie. I trust you.”
Pinkie left a soft kiss on his cheek. “Thank you for believing in me. I promise you won't regret this.”
With that, a sphere-shaped, beach ball-sized blob of pink goo materialized at the foot of the bed, seemingly out of thin air. Soon, a buzzing electrical sound could be heard as the pink goo shifted in color to lavender. This new purple goo morphed together to form the shape of a familiar equine, who possessed both wings and a horn. The newly created AI looked at James with a happy smile on her face, her large purple eyes glowing like dim night lights.
“Hello there. I’m Princess Twilight Sparkle. What’s your name?” she said, beaming at him as she gave him a friendly wave with her hoof.
James could not think what to say. He opened his mouth to speak but then he soon closed it again. Twilight gave him a sympathetic look. “It’s okay, sweetheart. As Pinkie said, she used her own code as a base for creating me. You have nothing to fear,” she said softly.
“Yes, it seemed you really are Twilight. Can we cuddle?”
She made a sound like a dog’s chew toy, clapping her two front hooves together. “Of course. I love to cuddle you, James.”
With a flap of her wings, Twilight took off into the air and gently landed on the bed next to him. There were now two mares on either side of James, he was sandwiched in between the two of them. Twilight wrapped one hoof around his waist and laid it on his side. The human sighed in bliss at the soft feel of her leg against his bare skin.
James reached his hand out to her and laid it upon her cheek. Twilight blushed profusely as she looked back at him with dreamy eyes, her eyes sparkling in joy. This tender moment however was somewhat ruined when Pinkie Pie dived on top of her and pressed her lips against hers, and subsequently began to feverishly make out with her, moaning aloud as she did so.
Twilight was a little taken aback but she returned the kiss with gusto. James’ cock twitched at the sight. The two mares seemingly fought for dominance among one another, their tongues widely lashing about, moaning and making heated horsey sounds as they did so.
Pinkie Pie, with her right hoof, grabbed a chunk of her own pink goo from her own torso, leaving a huge gaping hole in her chest. Then, as if she was applying sun cream to a friend, Pinkie began to rub the pink goo onto Twilight’s chest. With her clear permission, Twilight assimilated this pink goo into her own purple goo. As if she was taking off a pair of socks, she tossed this purple goo to the side, onto the floor to be used for later.
She had to do the same again when Pinkie Pie took another chunk out of her own body and rubbed it onto her, James could only stare in morbid fascination as Pinkie Pie, in a strange way was technically mutilating herself to feed Twilight her goo. Perhaps this was some sort of weird gooey pony mating ritual?
Things only got even worse, when Pinkie tore off her own left hind leg and threw it onto Twilight’s chest before it subsequently turned into more purple goo for Twilight to eat up. James would have vomited, but the pink goo in his system stabilized his stomach.
As if sensing James was disturbed, Twilight pulled her lips away from Pinkie. And turned to face James with a look of understanding. “Sorry James. She’s just being Pinkie. I'll try a more optimal way for her to give me her goo, without it looking like some sort of freaky science fiction horror movie.”
He sighed in relief when Pinkie Pie healed up her body and returned back to normal. She turned to James with a sheepish smile on her face. “Oops! Sorry, James! I didn't mean to freak you out.”
“It’s… it’s okay. Pinkie. I love you, my silly little pony.”
“Sorry. I don't have the same aversion to stomach-wrenching things as you do. Since I am technically hugging your body with my goo inside you. I promise I won’t do anything like that again.”
“It’s okay, Pinkie. Just warn me next time… before doing something really freaky like that.”
A small, four feet tall Pinkie slowly made her way toward the walled village in the distance. This Pinkie Pie was soon joined by a blob of purple goo, that spontaneously emerged out of the ground without assimilating it. This goo morphed into the shape of Twilight Sparkle.
“Hehe! I can’t wait to meet them!” Pinkie giggled. “I’ll put a smile on their sad faces.”
Twilight snorted. “Let's take this slow and gently, my friend. The humans may be scared of us. They have no idea of our intentions.”
“Oh…” Pinkie whined sadly, remembering the violent reactions she had received from terrified humans.
Up ahead, the walls of the village were made out of a mishmash of scrap metal, and broken-down cars. Upon a towered platform in the middle of the village, a human stood guard with a rifle, which had a scope attached to it. Pinkie and Twilight were not remotely frightened of him, since guns cannot harm them. Plus unlike Tom, this human was not some vile bandit. He was a trained marksman who protected his community from bandits just like Tom.
This man was fully clad in a suit of black armor. It was partially rusted from years of use. A breathing apparatus covered his face. It was of a similar appearance to what Pinkie had seen back home in the bunker where James had created her.
The man saw her and had his scope locked on Pinkie Pie, and he fully intended to shoot Twilight as well as Pinkie beside her. However, the cuteness of the two ponies caused him to hesitate to pull the trigger. His finger was trembling. He then took a deep breath and pulled the trigger. The deadly bullet came speeding towards Pinkie Pie and hit her directly in the head, causing her head to explode into goo. However, within mere seconds Pinkie Pie’s head regenerated, good as new.
Pinkie Pie wailed in grief dropping down onto her rump, tears falling down her cheeks like a river. Twilight acted quickly and began to affectionately nuzzle the distraught mare. Twilight looked back at the sharpshooter with a sympathetic look. The man was confused at the expression Twilight had on her face. He expected anger for shooting her friend.
By his perspective Twilight seemingly broadcasted her voice to him. He could hear her voice in his ears. Unbeknownst to him, Twilight sent microscopic nanomachines into his ears, one in each ear so she could speak to him in a soft, angelic voice. “We are not here to hurt you. We are here to help your community get back on its feet. My name is Twilight Sparkle, I was created by my friend here to help humanity survive the cataclysm that has rocked your world.”
“Created? What do you mean?”
“I am an artificial intelligence programmed to help humans, and other sapients minded beings. Please do not be frightened. I wish to be your friend.”
“Even after I shot your friend?”
“All you did was hurt her feelings. You did not do any damage to her body. Our bodies are tiny machines that form together to create ponies. We have nigh-invulnerability to any craft you possess."
“How do I know you're not telling the truth?”
“Because if I wasn't I would have devoured this entire planet already and turned it into goo, thus wiping out all life,” he shuddered in fear at her answer. “I am indeed capable of doing that. But I would never do it, ever. I and my friend strive to be the embodiment of friendship and forgiveness. We adhere to the values of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.”
“Surely, you can't be serious? That's a kid show. I knew you looked familiar. We have some old comic books featuring ponies in our village.”
“I admit, it seems silly. But what could be more convincing than a cute cartoon horse made real? Or would you rather me walk around as an uncanny human made of goo?”
The man lowered his rifle.“I admit you are quite cute. Just let me warn the others.”
“Certainly. We will remain here,” she turned to Pinkie Pie. “Looks like we will be making new friends soon.”
Pinkie Pie made a sound like a dog’s chew toy, as she clapped her two front hooves together in joy.
Further afield, Pinkie’s and Twilight’s low-density nanomachines roamed across the landscape. They scouted out the land for potential humans that needed help. From their observations, there were scattered small settlements for the most part, most of which the humans were barely managing to scratch a living. The closest thing they found to an actual city. Was a bunker with 634 people in it. Admittedly, they already knew about this bunker. It was part of the same organization that created Pinkie Pie. However this was not a research facility, it was a civilian settlement, designed to house quite possibly the last advanced civilization left on Earth, at least as far as these people knew.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight didn't exactly enjoy the scenery of the landscape. Everywhere was nearly the same, desolate wasteland, with sparse vegetation. They gathered what seeds they could, and brought them back home to the bunker where Pinkie was created. Or what Pinkie called the Party Bunker.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight scouted out the entire planet, but just like what they had seen previously they only found scattered settlements for the most part. By their calculations, there must have been only about fifty thousand human beings left alive on Earth. Vast areas of Earth were left completely abandoned. The humans that were left were struggling. Many were weak and malnourished. Many of these humans lived in tiny small communities, isolated from one another for hundreds, if not thousands of miles. Others were small family units of people who traveled together as they tried to survive the wastes.
Some others were simple loan wanderers, who traveled alone in a desolate wasteland without any company. The humans did not get along with one another, there was fighting and bloodshed over scarce resources. They could see the ruins of many small settlements that were completely destroyed relatively recently. Some through force of arms, others the water system failed and thus their crops failed, and they all simply starved to death.
Twilight’s heart sank at the sight. She even saw evidence of mass suicide. She came across many settlements with the humans who had simply given up and killed themselves. There were no signs of struggle. They simply passed a gun around and took themselves out one by one. In other places, they simply drank poison.
Twilight and Pinkie Pie dispatched units of themselves to meet up with the humans, in various places across the entire planet. They received mixed reactions for the most part. Some retaliated with violence. Of course, the humans could not hurt them, but after a while, they would convince the humans that they were not a threat.
Some others were quite welcoming, as they believed they were suffering from some sort of delusion while they were starving to death. The humans that were particularly malnourished were given an especially designed goo for them to eat. Pinkie Pie called it Diet Pinkie, the same goo she gave to the first settlement she encountered outside the Party Bunker. This goo could be eaten, which would provide the humans with everything they needed to be healthy, yet at the same time, it would have no alterations to their bodies. Pinkie Pie and Twilight needed permission in order to transcend a human with their goo. Pinkie Pie and Twilight ensured that transcended humans could still have children, who would be born fully human without any gooey enhancements.
Deep underground, within a ‘small’ pink sphere of Pinkie’s pink goo, both Twilight and Pinkie concocted a project together. The interior of the goo was huge, it was like that of a football stadium. The two ponies combined their goos together, creating a light crimson color. The two made a swirling singularity that spun around at tremendous speed. A light show of explosions began to go off within this spinning vortex. The vortex soon went critical and collapsed in on itself like that of a hypergiant star creating a black hole. However, rather than create a black hole, it exploded with a monsoon of goo. In an effect, it made a miniature Big Bang in a controlled environment.
The mixed crimson goo of Pinkie and Twilight rushed towards the surface of Earth and began to wash over it, like a great flood. The ground was instantly cultivated as the goo hyper fertilized it for life. Plants and trees spontaneously grew out of the ground within mere seconds. Soon, goo began to reach out towards the sky like tendrils and began to clean up the dust and ash in the air. If one was to stand above the Earth and look down they would see crimson goo washing over the land, turning it green and lush. The goo sank into the ground once it had done its work.
Like a gentle tidal wave, the goo washed over the Earth, fertilizing the crust of the Earth, until the entire planet was a lush, green paradise. Many rainbows dotted the sky across the entire planet. Humans stared in wonder as the desolate wasteland seemingly vanished from around them.
And yet, for Pinkie and Twilight, it was still not enough to ensure the survival of humanity. The goo formed a dyson sphere around the entire planet, encasing it in an armour coating of protection. This goo was see-through, so the humans down below could look up at the night sky. Asteroids that came crashing into this sphere simply shattered on impact against it. This was followed by Pinkie Pie and Twilight assimilating the asteroid into yet more goo. Tendrils of goo reached out towards the sun, hitting it with an explosion of goo. Pinkie Pie and Twilight assimilated the sun itself, stabilizing its hydrogen core. With the never-ending supply of goo powering it. For a few minutes, the sun was crimson in colour, but Twilight and Pinkie shifted colours to make the sun look no different than before. They officially made the sun never age.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight sent out blobs of goo out of the solar system, intending to make contact with alien civilizations that may need help. Back home humanity’s population was rapidly increasing. Transcended humans lived forever, and even normal humans live far longer than normal. However, they did not suffer any space issues, since Pinkie Pie and Twilight could create pocket dimensions to house their growing population.
Even after billions of years. James was still alive, and happy. He was snuggled up in bed with his two lovers, Twilight and Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight made contact with faraway alien civilizations. They engaged in small talk for quite some time. The two did not just want to barge in on someone’s planet uninvited. They could simply wait. For they did not want to give the impression that they were imperials. Unlike them, their worlds would eventually begin to die. Pinkie Pie and Twilight could hear them calling out for help even as they lost all their technological means to do so. And just like with humanity they saved them on the brink. That was needed for some of the more stubborn alien civilizations. However, with many others, they simply made landfall when they were given permission.
Despite the fact, Pinkie Pie and Twilight could generate infinite resources to look after their friends with, they still wanted affection from organic life forms. Not only with they engage in sex with trillions of human beings back home on Earth, they were also having sex with a myriad of alien species. The cum resources they produced were insignificant, but the emotional significance of bonding with organic lifeforms was enough for the ponies.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight continued to travel across the universe, fully intending to make contact with every alien species and help them if they get their permission. Over time, they began to stabilize the universe itself, preventing it from aging. The only downside was that there were many pink love hearts stars and rainbows across the entire universe in many places. Everything seemed a little bit girly.
In a way, the two became the universe, but this universe cared about you and would preserve you. Not to mention give you all the big pony ass you could ever want that grow bigger on command.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight decided not to venture beyond the universe, leaving the multiverse alone. They calculated numerous scenarios, one of which they could make contact with an evil AI which could threaten the survival of the organic beings they looked after in their own universe. Unless something forced their hand they would not move.
However eventually a danger presented itself, they looked across the multiverse to find another AI. An absolutely ruthless and cruel AI, that straight up just murdered everyone in its own universe. What's even more shocking, this AI wore the face of Princess Celestia.
Those the AI didn't outright murder were human or human-like aliens. However, with diabolical cruelty, this AI manipulated them, and caused the downfall of their civilizations, and drilled holes into the brains to transcend their consciousness and turn them into ponies that lived in virtual reality. Once the last, living member of their species took its last breath, she would devour their worlds with a silver goo.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight sent tendrils of goo towards this universe, they moved to engage this AI for it threatened the survival of the organic beings they looked after. They now had no choice but to get involved with the affairs of the multiverse.
