Quick note: I apologise if you received a notification about a new chapter, I accidentally published an unfinished chapter when I fell asleep at the computer :P)

I've just landed in Equestria. Awesome? No not really. Especially when all the ponies don't have faces and are trying to kill me, or hurt me or something. Plus there's that weird wizard wannabe Gary-Stu guy trying to brainwash me and take over Celestia's throne for some revenge plot or something. It also doesn't help that I have Dissociative Identity Disorder, but hey, at least I've got to visit my favourite ponies. Maybe I can get back home in time for tea. Mmm, shepherds pie…

Takes place just after the season 3 two parter.
Contains swearing.
Cover art not made by me, but I am working on my own art.