Meteor Gleam and her husband are loving their sexy honeymoon in quaint, romantic Ponyville. Next on their schedule of fun couples activities: a baking lesson with Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter herself!

Unfortunately, these newlyweds can't seem to keep their hooves off of each other, and they've lost track of time. Surely Pinkie won't mind if they show up a little late. Right?

(She minds. A lot.)

This comedy porno spoof is very lightly inspired by the grimdark classic by Sgt. Sprinkles. No death or gore here, just adult ponies in naughty predicaments.

Kink warnings: non-con that turns consensual, filthy married sex, BDSM, BMSD, sex toys, drugs, tickling, electricity, references to lots of fetishes that don't actually show up, pervasive bisexuality, fourth wall breaking, a happy ending, and worst of all: actual cupcakes.