The Derpy Massacre

by GoblinAteYou

First published

One day Rainbow Dash and Derpy Hooves were hanging out. Things quickly got out of hoof. "RAINBOW!!!" Derpy abrubtly shouted. "Damn it, Derpy, what the hell do you want?" Rainbow immediately responded."Wanna blow bubbles?" Derpy asked. "Derpy... are you serious, WE ARE, YOU RETARD!!!" Rainbow yelled. Rainbow was obviously pissed at Derpy. "Umm, sor--" Derpy tried to say when Rainbow interrupted "Why the hell am I your friend?". Derpy then responded "But..." Rainbow calmed down "Sorry... I am just really stressed today". "Rainbow, why the fuck are you so goddamn mean to me?" Derpy asked firmly. Rainbow looked angered again "That's it!". "What?" Derpy responded. Rainbow picked up a rock and then slammed it hard on Derpy's skull. Derpy fell unconscious. Hours pass until Derpy finally wakes up... chained down. "Rainbow, what is this.". Rainbow looked at Derpy for a brief time. Rainbow picked up a hand-held circular saw. Derpy stared at the saw and then said clearly like Black Dynamite "Awwwww heeelllll noooo!". Derpy then broke the chain's and then landed on her hooves. Derpy knee'd Rainbow hard in the stomach and caused Rainbow to induce vomit. Derpy took the saw from Rainbow's hoof and then Derpy turned it on and placed it on rainbows spine. Blood spurting in all directions, Derpy continued down Rainbow's spine. Derpy grabbed the hacksaw that Rainbow was going to use off the the table. Derpy sawed into Rainbow's throat, decapitating here. Derpy threw the circular saw back. Derpy picked up Rainbow's head which is no longer attached to Rainbow's body. Derpy skined (or hided) Rainbow's head. Derpy put it on her head like it was a mask. Derpy kicked Rainbow's body then Derpy left. After a few months the Ponyville Newspaper read "573 ponies after these past few months mysteriously disappeared. Suspect currently recognized as Rainbow Danger Dash, but with a bubbles cutie mark, a grey hide, and a yellow tail?". Then Derpy remembered Docter whooves and Dinkie Doo... Derpy smiled. Well... better get at it.