Anonymous, the lone human oddity in Equestria, has the Valentine's blues. Or Hearts and Hooves blues here, perhaps.

Having been in this world for near upon a year now, he's feeling ready for some companionship in his life. The problem is, he still has some monsters hiding under his bed that he needs to defeat first. Or so he keeps telling himself.

His good friend Twilight has noticed he's been shutting himself in more than usual recently, and it turns out the upcoming holiday brings with it an event which may well be exactly what Anon needs to come crawling out of his shell...

Yep, an alien at a speed dating event. What could possibly go wrong?

> Sex tag added for humourous sexually suggestive dialogue and scenarios.

- Featured on 15/02/2025