Trixie gets roped into hosting the Dating Game in Equestria, where one contestant picks from a group of three mystery ponies to have a date with. Unfortunately, everypony appearing or working on the show is either crazy, ugly, or has poor taste in what a host's outfit should look like.

However will Trixie survive?

I'll be updating this whenever I feel like writing it. Don't request characters or couples, because I've already gotten a list of appearances to write several episodes with and I'm not too keen on kowtowing to any shipping pairs in this story.

Rated teen for some of the more bawdy jokes (mostly sexual innuendo) and making light of dead bodies. Make sure you rate/leave a comment/do whatever else it is that means you're actually reading this and I'm not just talking to myself.