Chapters Super Smash Bros: Friendchip
Chapter 1: Brawling is magic!
Chapter 1
I was flying as hard as I could, and no matter what I did to stay in tune with the drafts, Rainbow Dash manadged to stay ahead enough of me that I could grab her tail and have her tow m the rest of the way. As we kept speeding up, I felt us starting to breach the sonic barrier. Rainbow kept speed, but I struggled. I knew if I was this far in and I failed to keep my place I would do a Sonic death-crash, which the mortality rate of, is abt 97%. Mortality rate is how likely I am gonna be freaking screwed.
"Come on, Emerald, you gotta be faster than that!" she said as she plunged into th next level of the sonic rainboom.
"Shit... shit...shit..." then immediatly after, one of my wings stayed down instead of going up in auto, and I went plunging in an inferno to the floor. I spread my wings farther and screamed, "GODDAMMIT PHYSICS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!! " As I came flying upward, I broke the first 3 levels in 20 seconds as I came speeding on fire towards Rainbow Dash. Then she laned right and I caved into a wall that was placed on a mountain mid race.
Rainbow heard the crash and thought she did the sonic rainboom on the wall. When she turned around, my wings kicked in after 20 seconds of jet-hooves and I sped past her at speeds only she would know. "Emerald!!!"
I thought someone was cheering me on, so I beat my wings harder. I didn't notice it, but my tail was becoming pure emerald.
"Emerald!"
Half my body was pure emerald, and I shone a brilliant green in the light (trust me, I have no clue how I still flew).
"EMERALD!!!"
By now, I knew what was happening, trust me, as I started to glow like a smash ball, but I paniced as I couldn't talk, nor stop. Then I heard Twilight.
"Ok, girls, we've only got one shot at this-"
Now I couldn't see absolutely anything as my face was covered in emerald streaked silver. All I knew was I increased in altitude, then I just dropped like a bomb. And we heard it. Only I felt it. Like a punch in my everywhere.
BOOM!
I woke up in ponyville. Only an utterly exploded ponyville that made me think, 'Shit. I screwed up worse than last time... ' I got up and, once again, thought my least favorite-yet-favorite phrase. 'Shit! ' My horn was missing and I was standing up on two hooves again, only I wasn't human. I was a mix of lucario and my old self. "Ok. This is AWESOME," I chuckled to myself as I charged up an aura ball then blasted a wall. "Just like the-"
I saw a robot in a cloak with two others in nothing but metal and wires come down and place a bomb in front of me.
"Game." Then I remembered what that bomb WAS. It was the ultimate device of sending any wanted place to the subspace. Hey, that rymed!
CRACK!
Good thing that wall was behind me,or I would've flown to kingdom come. SMASH! I slipped and fell. SMACK! "Dammit that hurt," I whispered when another cannon ball came at me but it the wall. "SHIT!" So I got up and started sprinting. And damn could a lucaripony sprint! In no time I was speeding past the bomb and headed towards the- ... the... whatever-the-hell it was and aura bucked it in the face. Damn did petals fly, too! "Hey, wait, if it's the Giga Pirahnna plant, where are the cages?"
"Help!"
"Dahling, what ever you are, please help! My mane is getting just messed up!"
"Twilight? Rarity?" I said when I got hit by a cage mid-fall. "Urgh!"
"Ow! Plant thing, please, it wasn't Pinkie Pies' fault for eating one of your leaves! Now please get me a brush!"
I was about to use another aura buck when something came in and just dashed across one of the chains and cut it with it's sword.
Something flashed, then I heard a voice like hers say, "It's show time!" a flash of light, and then a pony sheik came running in and kicked the beast in the face.
"iiiiiiiittt'ss showtime everypony!" Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie, both wearing mountain climbing outfits, came jumping in and twirled their hammers mid-flight, knocking a combo into the Giga Plant's brainium crainium.
"Urgh..." Rarity sighed, as she sadly muttered, "Hell hath no rath such as a much eded comb-over like this unable to be combed! I feel faint!" She then dramatically tp'ed a couch into her cell (I have NO clue what-so-ever how it fitted ) and she laid down. Then she remembered, "Oh, wait!" aimed her cannon arm at the cell wall, an blasted it open. "That was horribly uncouth for my taste, but it'll have to do," she said as she jumped out of her cell and onto the floor.
We then heard something that sounded like a bass cannon and Vinyl's voice. Or something like that. "Take a seat everypony. I got this."
We were all then hit by chains and strapped to conviently placed walls. "Not like we have a choice," said a more spanish RD voice from the masked figure (FYI Meta Knight has a spanish accent / thing where you make r's sound like d's without looking like an idiot) as it tried to break the chains with bulky bat wings.
Then Vinyl came into view. Only it wasn't JUST Vinyl.
We had a damn large robot, the blasters, bass cannons, and the driver, a DJ who had their nervous system enfused to the robot (Meaning a USB was plugged into their noggin and the other end into a cable connection)
Then we heard some damn righteous bass solo as a giant beam was fired at the first boss of the game.
Once it was done, I couldn't help but yell, "boom, BEEEEEEYYYIIIIIIIIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!"
The chains dissapeared and we came together in a circle to talk about what the hell to do next. We talked about time, I talked about what we were fighting against, then my mind went black as I heard a myserious voice talk to me.
???, "The Doom Ma Geddon..."
Then I asked my brain, "What the hell was that, my friend?"
"Well, your ear drums have indicated some possible hostility in this voice, an a clear-"
Slap, slap, slapitty slap. "WAKE UP!"
When I woke up, my mind went fast forward through the game, showing the parts of places being destroyed by a black hole, the portal- wait.... Bombs.... Explosions..... Black hole... Subspace.... A toast rocket ship...
Then my toaster went, "DING!"
I jetted up from where I layed face down in the dirt with a fucking right to be scared.
"DAMMIT THE BOMB!"
Super Smash Bros: Friendchip
Chapter 2
Last Time:
Bananas, bananas, banana A bomb. Bananas banana.... Ponies becoming characters fm Super Smash bros: Brawl, sassage, Minotaursare allergic to tar tar sauce, and that's how we go here.
"What about Fluttershy and Applejack?" worridly asked Princess Twilight.
"No time!" I ran as I started sprinting, my combo of lucaripony ears hearing heard something.
"With the Doom Ma Geddon at our side, we can digitize all rebels, and make all others slaves to the subspace."
KICK!
WALL!
BANANAS!
BLACK OUT!
Meanwhile, while I was out cold, My aura senses (I have no clue how I was able to see aura when out cold) pictured out an ape and a monkey. And the ape was wearing a stetson.
trade mark POINT!
FLYING PEANUTS!
ROBOT HEAD BARELY MISSING MY FACE!
BACON!!
ANOTHER BLACK OUT!
I rubbed my head a I wokeup in a dark place.
"brain, what the hell happened this time?"
"I can calculate, by your new aurauric ability, we have an ever lowering amount of oxygen and enemies approaching ."
"Shit."
"I concur ."
A little pink hand came out of my head as we fist bumped and said this together.
"Double shit ."
Luckly, that wasn't the damn subspace. But when I woke up, I was being carried by an Applejack colored DK, being followed by an applebloom colored DDK, with a Fluttershy Ganondorf behind.
"What da heeellllll....." I asked as I had no clue what was happening. Good thing too, or else I would have known this information sooner.
"We... um... have.... Applejack, you tell him!" cried... Ganonshy?
"We have a problem" said the monkey-like-but-still-applejack's-voice from the orange gorilla as she continued "we lost Twi and the others."
I could easily tell, my aura gave it away. "WHAT?!" I was clearly in love. Good thing im the only one-
"What's wr-wrong?" asked Ganonshy (?) as I didn't realize her tavern was basicaly more dedicated to her animal friends then her, and she could tell by action and the look in eyes how someone- somepony felt.
I jetted off of the back of Apple Kong (Or is it Donkey Jack? X3) and landed only to feel my leg fall from under me. I struggled to get up, and then I saw it- no aura around my... "Where's my leg?!"
"Exactly why I was carrying you," complaned Apple Kong when I realized- I got wings!
Only when I flapped them, my aura vision went completey insane and I saw a horrible sight. "AAAuuugh! No... No!!!! AAAUUUGGGH!" then, I felt a stab in my back.
I was laying on the floor of a dirt path, in a puddle of blood, a gash in my back, showing my spine. "Sugarcube??!"
All I saw was an earth pony, her little sister, and a yellow pegasus- their auras in that form. Then a gash formed in my leg, when I saw the aura of my other. 'What the hell?! ' Then I thought as I heard a "click !", 'Why would I need help, when I have the most powerful aura in the world !'
"Brain, what the fuck?!"
"ERROR! ERROR! "
"Fuck the whaaat?"
"Total core meltdown! New keeer! Shutting doooowwwwnnn..... "
"Ha ha ha... Ahahahaaa! "
I felt a weight on my neck and my eyes flashed a good red, then I said, "Hahahaaa..." my aura then became a red hue and I formed an aura ball. 'What the HEEEEELLLL am I frikin doing? ' then I blasted lil diddy, but DK jumped ahead and turned into a little trophy thing. Then I grabbed her (I have aboslutely when or how the flip I got my leg back and healed my spine) and jumped off into oblivion. 'Why in the name of equestria does it have to be so ironic- these events are just like the game!!! '
"Fluttershy?"
"Urrrrggghhhhh......." Diddy bloom could easily tell there was a Flutterrage gonna happen.
All I thought as I flew away was this.
'Shit. '
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Super Smash Bros: Friendchip
Chapter 3: Damn, this ones LONG!! / Lost friendships.
Chapter 3
Where we have left off:
Sassage.
Back to the story.
"Haha..." I said as I bounded off the side of the mountain. 'Dammit what the heck am I doing?! And how am able to see what I'm doing, but only aura view? Shouldn't I have first person view??
RAAAAAAAAAAH!
"What the hell?!" I said outloud as I realized- something had let me say that for a reason. Wait... "The alicorn amulet. Of course," I said as I looked down. But when I tried to tear it off, I was zapped. "What the hell?!" I tried again. "OW! DAMMIT!" I formed an aura ball, but when I shot it, I as hit in the neck. "Ow..." Then a long, damn spikey dragon- looked like Spike, but fallen into a pool of Chemical X then shoved into a nuclear radiation plant for a week. "Damn, this ones LONG!!"
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Flames. Hiding. RAWR. Sight. Me being screwed.
"Ok, maybe if I can control this son of a bitch, I just might-"
What I didn't see while staring at the Alicorn amulet was, somehow, Spike sped up and was right infront of me. He used his T-rex sized arms to punch me into through a mountain.
"Ow," I said as I hit the mountain. "Ow," I said as I hit the mountain behind it, then started bouncing down cliffs. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow, ow, hey bird!" "Wassap?" "Ow, ow ow ow ow ow, ow, ow, OUCH DANGIT!" I was on the ground in the middle of a forest, next to the side of a mountain. 'Better realease Applejack, ' I thught when I realized as I touched it, "Wait..." Then it glowed, and Apple Kong (?) appeared, shaking her (?) head. Then she looked at me and punched me. IN THE FACE. As I was flying, I decided to just talk, "Tree, tree, tree tree bush, bush, shrub," CRACK! "boulder... Tree, tree, tree tree tree, brush, Redwood, cabin, boat, mansion, school, car, Souplantation," I said as I slurped up the last bit of my chicken noodle soup. "Mario, guy, college, OOF!" I hit Apple Kong again. "How'd I get back here?" I asked as I brushed dust off my silver-blue coat. Then when she tried to punch me, I aura blocked her and hit her arm, dislocating it. "Just stop. Please."
"How do I know you won't do the thing?"
"I don't.. actually, know."
"So how can I trust you?" she asked, removing her stetson and rubbing her head. "And where is Apple bloom?"
"Uh, yeah, about that, when I was jumping on mountains, I wasn't exactly making a map."
Double facepalm/hoof.
"Well, great, now we are doomed!" yelled AJ as she put her chin on the ground and covered her eyes with her massive hands.
"No we aren't!" I yelled.
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Then BUH BYE!" I said as I started scaling the mountain. I then caught myself thinking this- 'Gotta find Twilight, gotta make sure sh is safe... ' Then I stopped on a cliff and just thought, 'I'm more in love then I thought. I wonder how- ' then I stopped. "She was just gonna let us rot in the forest. I shouldn't care about her." But as I jumped away, I thought, 'I'm not the same... '
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Chapter 3, Part 2: Lost friendships.
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*At the same time, but elsewhere... on a path.
"Come on, girls we have to-" then I realized I was alone with Vinyl. "Vinyl, where is evryone else?" I asked.
"I dunno, but the beat my suit is picking up is math, Twi!" she said as she ran past me, making the ground shake as she ran by.
"Wait for me!" I said as I tried to fly, but then I saw something and said, "Vinyl, wait!" I ripped the back of my dress as my lavender colored wings spread out and I started to fly after her. Only when I caught up she was being swarmed by, things.
"My suit is detecting massive amounts of subspace, these guys must be the Primids!" she said as she kicked one into deep space. I came rushing, then turned into my other form and kicked one. We knew we were surrounded, but, in no time, we had no attackers.
"Huh, they are easier to beat then I suspected," I said when I realized we should get going.
"Well, the beat is gone, now. I can't really see anything else but- MORE PRIMIDS!" she said as a giant Primid put her in check, then easily sent her to the floor, tearing off her bass cannons.
"Urgh, where is Pinkie Pie when you need her?" I said as I started to try to fight them off. I hit one, but, I have one grab and hang on my wing, and felt a dark presence slowly growing there. A horrid sight, I then saw. Just imagine vinyl scratch. Then imagine her as a giant robot. THEN add the fact her glasses are in a blaze, her mouth is dripping blood (or... red oil?) and she looks like she and Pinkie just reincarnated RD then killed her 50 times.
Yeah. Exactly. Oh, wait. TWO GIANT FRIKKIN HOLES IN HER BACK.
All I could do to get away ws run to the nearest tree and attempt to hide. All that happened was Vinyl becoming even more engrossed in rage. Meanwhile...
"Error! Error! Manual control abort!" the machine barked as I started going nuts with the controls.
"Override, hot wiring, hack, nothing is working!" I was about to tear off my goggle/glasses, when I realized I almost tore off my signature clothes. "I could never hurt these-" lights burn out. Machine control blackout. RIP! "GOD DAMMIT!"
Elsewhere..
"Ok, Twilight... You are ok.... You beat ultimate depression- alone... You went insane... recovered from that too... Probably would've hyperventilated unless you had actually slowed down.... Hid behind this tree..." I was panting so hard I thought my chest was gonna explode. Then I realized why I slowed down breathing quicker- Emer-
Was I in love? No... Couldn't be. I am a (I guess, cause I am an alicorn) princess. "You can do this... Just, prep an advanced attack spell, maybe spawn a bass cannon? Ugh... I miss... No, no I don't..."
Then I got in a fight with my brain.
"Come on, just admit it. You like him! "
"No I don't."
"Yes, yes you do. "
"No I don't!"
"You can't deny- warning! Warning! Pegasenses are reporting lowering levels of light! "
"Be back in a sec, brain."
I saw a giant metal hand reaching down for me. Then, realizing wtf happened, I hyperventilated. And my chest hurt bad...
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"Urgh... What happened!? Why is everything- nomal? Wait... isn't this the Golden Oaks Library- AKA my home?"
"Ohhh..." was that... Me?
"Fuck the what!? Why does that freaking sound like me... doing it?" I asked as I slowly and quietly trotted to and up the stairs.
"Don't be scared..." dammit... Don't tell me that it's him...
"Please don't tell me that's who I think it is... Please...." I made it to the top of the stairs, my belly rubbing the floor (felt like good ol belly wubs from the internets) and I saw what I think this was. "Is... Is this what a wet dream is like? I mean, someone else- but Emerald?" then I realized people always kinda glanced at me when I looked at him. "Dammit, wing boner. Wait, have I been doing it every time? That means, I guess... Well, to tell the truth.." and I realized I was talking to myself. I galloped down the stairs and skidded to a halt in the library.
"Ugh, is this truly a wet dream? Is this how you feel during a wet dream with second person view? Wait... where is everyone else?" I walked outside, and it was normal. It looked midnight, too. I guess I could go check on sweet apple acres... 'Wait... Why sweet apple? ' Sugarcube corner was closer, but I wasn't exactly in the mood for the quirky pony. Only when I got to Sweet Apple Acres,
1)I realized there were crowns on the side of the room (husband wife, Prince princess?) where, you know.
2) realized I must be dreaming in the future.
3)Saw Sweet Apple, a rotting farm with crumbly walls.
"Apple Jack!?"
"T-T-Twilight?" Apple Bloom?
"Where's Apple Jack?!" I asked, panicing when I saw Apple Bloom was a full grown pony.
"Don't you r-remember? She died last week," Apple Blom looked like she was gonna cry. And I was about to ask 1,000,000 questions and shed the same number of tears. Only then I realized- she wasn't pony- she was a GORILLA.
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Super Smash Bros: Friendchip
Flying and falling, what's the difference? / Flutterrage!!!
Chapter 4 Part 1
Flying and falling, what's the difference?
I was jumping from mountain to mountain with an angry Mega-spike behind me. "CRAP CRAP CRAP-" Bang! My had hit something small and metal, and I started flipping uncontrollably.
It was a small metal jetpack fly. "Hey, watch it here!"
"Watch"
"Huh?"
"Out"
"Watch out? For what?"
"Dragon!"
"What dragon-AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"SKREEEE!" Apparently dragons make bird noises when they eat stuff.
Then I realized why everything was spinning. When I hit the mountain, either a giant crack formed in earth, or I just killed myself. Then I felt the pain as I fell. 'Definitly the mountain- OW! ' I manadged to cram a stone in my ear and not die. "Jeez, this is weird." I pulled out the stone and some pink spagetthi was attatched.
My face: O _ o
My wording: "That ain't nats."
My wording when I got hit in the face: "OW!"
Something hit me, but my aura sensors detcted otherwise.
'WARNING!WARNING! ENEMY PRESENSE DETECTED! '
'Brain! Your-'
'No time to exlain, but in a nut shell, it involves a whole lotta sassage. '
'Well? What's up?'
'WARNING! ENEMY PRESENSE GROWING AT UNNATURAL RATES! ENGAGING COMBAT MODE! '
'Wait, what?'
Then everything went slow-mo- except me. "Woah," I walked up t the as slow as hell moving thing- then I saw the mask and cape. "Rainbow Dash?" Then my brain made the stupid mistake. 'Comrad prensense detected! Combat mode disengaging! ' "Wait what?" Then she / he flew through me and sent me into the air. I charged an aura ball, and when she made another move, I blasted her. "AUGH!" Yep. Definitly a she. Wait, did I just send a GIRL plummeting to possibly her death?! I fell as fast as I can and caught her, and took off her mask. Damn, did I wanna kiss her, but that was just the moment.
"H-huh...?" she asked as she shook her head and looked around. "How am I flying? My wings aren't-"
Drop!
"Ow! Hey, what was that for?" she asked as she got up on two legs. Jeez, I never knew how akwad looking we pony person hybrids look.
"Uh, equestria to Rainbow Dash, do you know where twilight is?" I asked as I used my aura powers to pull her up. Hey, I wasnt gonna hold hands with the girl I just dropped.
"What? I thought you did- aw, COME ON!" she seemed lke she was actually concentrating on something- aside from herself.
"Well, if we are gonna look, what are we waiting for?" I asked as we made our way up the mountains and started flying (well, I was more propell up then fall, but flying falling, what's the difference?) through the mountains until we heard something and saw a giant robot bust through a mountain. When I dared to use my wings again, nothing happened, so Rainbw Dash and I just hovered as we watched unil we realized the thing saw us. "Holy crap."
Then RD looked at me and said, "Up for another race? 2 on 1."
I just looked over and said with a grin, "Why not? First one to find the others wins. But we must stay togeth-"
"GO!" and a streak of rainbow ditched me.
I started flying, and realized the streak of color I left behind looked like a shimmering green water crystal. "Nice," I said as I looked back forward and started to catch up to Rainbow Dash. Then three wub rings came flying by my face and blew up a tree. "Craaaaap!" then I realized my right wing was not moving. "You have got to be kidding me!!!"
"Hey, what's- WOAH!" yelled Rainbow Dash as she jetted to me.
I shot an aura ball at her. "Hey, I dont need help!"
Then it went black.
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I was sitting in a mass of scrap metal. "What the fuuuuuu-? Twilight? No.... not he, isn't that... 507? Wait.... SHIT! ROBOT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" I saw a giant robot hand bust out of the roof and kicked the wall open. "Wait..." Then the room became a black everything, Twilight appeared, and so did everyone else, except-
"Rainbow Dash?!" cried 507.
'Shit, that was gonna be my thing, he stole my thunder!' I thought then said, jokily punching his shoulder, "You got the hots for that bat, pony... thing- wait a seconnnd...."
"Waht"
"Your not a frikin smash char! Your a freaking RAYQUAZA!!!" I said and saw that our friends were about to attack. "Shit. They heard." Then I heard something no-one on the wrong end wants to hear. "Fuck."
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Chapter 4 Part 2
FLUTTERRAGE!!!
"Girls, what's going on?" I asked as I teleported into a black, scary room where Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, and Apple Jack almost seemed to be waiting.
"Ask the wall," said Twilight as she pointed at a little speaker thingy floating in air. As I walked over, the room flashed, and a lucaripony appeared with an amulet around his neck.
Then my temper started to emerge as I remembered what the "Lucaripony" did to "Apple Kong".
Then I flipped out.