
A man in the land of technicolor mini-horses
An eccentric "genius" is transported to equestria for the adventure of a lifetime.
A non-brony Is thrust into a world of ponies and horse puns. How will he be able to deal all the crap that goes on? Whoever reads this is in for a ride. A terrible, mind numbing ride. There will be music references and other things that are made up as the story goes along.
Teen because of swearing, gore because of blood, and sex because of hints at it.
(Warning: Jokes in the first chapter are horrendous)
7836 words: Estimated 39 minutes to read