Cain “The Juggernaut” Marko has long been a major pain in Charles Xavier’s ass, and now he’s fucked up his mansion for the last time.

Using a trans-dimensional transporter, he chooses to finally solve his “Juggernaut problem” by warping him into a parallel dimension and finally keep him out of his hair (metaphorically speaking, ‘cause he’s bald as a bean.)

However, the device sent the Juggernaut into Equestria, and now the realm has to deal with a massive, superpowered, dimwitted, perverted thug who refuses to quit his rampage through Equestria. Things get out of hand when more reprobate superhumans, such as Xavier’s own X-Men and the Juggernaut’s co-thugs Pimp Cane Padrino and Ketchup wind up in Equestria to wreak even more havoc…especially after a dimension traveling group of villains and murderers that even the Juggernaut’s disgusted by show up.

This Fanfic is based after My Way Entertainment’s “The Juggernaut Bitch!” videos, and is possibly the only “My Way Entertainment” fanfiction ever written. And as such is intended to emulate the crude, vulgar, and perverted sense of humor shown in the videos, so if that kind of thing offends you…you probably shouldn’t read this.
The X-Men characters shown here will have their portrayals from the videos…but the residents of Equestria will remain true to their characters.

Cover is by White-Tigress-12158 of deviantART