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Ornstein and Smough Go On an Epic Quest of Infinite Discovery for Groceries

by Uberdeathninja
Ornstein and Smough, supposedly the former guardians of Gwynivere, and now full-time Buttheads, have been assigned by their new liege, Princess Celestia, their most daunting challenge yet.

Dragonslayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough, the ultimate force in all Equestria, and the two best friends in the entire multiverse, have faced many challenges in their time in Equestria, from staving off the relentless forces of boredom, to undergoing several dangerous, life-and-limb-risking night time raids on the kingdom of Celestia's Kitchen (it's more well-protected than you think). Now, these two brave warriors must undergo a daunting task, presented by the Princess of the sun herself, a journey of which they have never taken before, and many would not dare take:

These two are now on a great, perilous journey... to the grocery store. What perils await our party-crashing, trash-talking Dynamic Duo of Doom? Let's find out!

Rated mature for Sunbro-tastic Language and themes. Viewer discretion is advised.

Incomplete
Comedy
Random
Adventure
Crossover
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
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19607 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read