Chapters Well once upon a time I fell down a hole and woke up in a poo factory. Why is there a poo factory, well in the place I landed toilet exist but no one has any bodily functions. However at the time I didn't know This, all I knew was that I was fucking pissed of because I had landed face first into a vat of shit.
"YOU'VE GIT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, IM FUCKING COVERED IN SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGguuuuuuurgle" I scream with the fury of a berskerker however my man cries were cut off when the shit slid down my face into my readily open mouth.
The sounds of pained throwing up and crying fills the air.
After I've finished regurgitating my goddamned bowels I take a few seconds to look around the room, I notice something real strange. Everything is cartoonish and technicolor, but the most fucked up thing is the fact that I'm COVERED IN FUCKING FUR not to mention IM NAKED.
I try to calm down as best I can, after all I don't know any doctors here that's if there are even any,
"Don't have a stroke don't have a stroke don't have a stroke if you have a fucking stroke I fucking swear to god I will..." I repeat to myself.
I look around for a exit being physically disgusted by the smell of the shit still left in my uh... Fur?
All the time I'm walking I hear this fucking annoying noise, like there's a fucking horse or some shit stalking me.
"Oh shit I have fucking hooves, that's annoying as shit" I realise.
I have been stumbling around for like an hour when I finally see an exit, oh sweet merciful Jesus.
I run almost spastically through the opening, the fucking ultra bright sun burns my goddamned retinas.
I scream like a fucking baby when I see this this... Thing.
It's standing on two legs, buts it's like furry and it's face looks like some furry hentai thing, come to think he looks completely like a fucking furry or anthro or whatever.
He has like a dick and balls or something on his ass cheek.
"Oi weirdo with the dick on your butt cone over here would ya" I yell.
Sure enough the gross anthro thing wanders over to me.
"What the fuck are you, you look gross" I spit
"Whaddya mean eh, we look exactly the same eh." His accent made think of stereotypical Canadian.
"No I'm a fucking HUMAN I have skin, not fur. HUMAN" I sorta growl sorta cry.
"Ooh good one, humans are myths everyone know that eh. I gotta go nice at me meet, oh I never got ya name" the canada man says.
"My name is Max goddamit" I say with what appears to be a chunk of poo in my mouth.
"Excuse me please I have to throw up again" I throw up all over canada mans feet... Uh hooves.
I see him offering me donuts and then I black out, from all the throwing up.
I wake up in a hospital, phew I just had a fall hit my head.
"I am not In pony world, I am not in pony world, I AM NOT IN PONY WORLD" the last repeat I yelled.
I lift my left arm and I see it's still furry, I lift my right arm it's still furry.
My feet are hooves still.
Shit.
I sit there waiting for like an hour till some dumb fucking nurse slut decides to do her job and check on me. The second she walks in I feel a strange feeling in my loins.
She is dressed in what appears to be a holloween nurse costume, like ya know the short tight ones with the stovkings, yeah she's wearing that. Not to mention her anthro boobs are fucking HUGE.
I take a peek at my pecker, 'Cept it ain't a pecker anymore.
I start to hyperventilate when I see the size the size of my erect dick, fucking huge, however I am shit scared because I do not want to be seen by a super hot chick with a full on boner.
I grab my pillows and try to cover it, but I doesn't work it's that's fucking big. The nurse chick walk over to me and I can see she's wearing red stiletto heels.
More blood to my flesh stick.
"Now now you don't need to cover it, let me see it" she says with the sexiest husk in voice.
I oblige, when your me and a hot chick actually asks to see your dick you fucking show her what you got.
She moves towards spit and gives the top a lick, it feels amazing, she plunges the whole thing down her throat, she takes half of it in without any effort.
Here I am sitting there with jaw fucking on the floor some super hot nurse I guess giving me the best gob I've ever had, and I didn't even pay for it. I'm fucking lucky today.
Suck, suck suck, shluurp my wet cock glistens.
She climbs up on the bed lifts her tight dress and let's my man staff plunge into dripping wet pussy.
She is humping me faster than "humanly" possible and my dick betrays me. My load literally inflates her a little.
She jumps of dick and then get this she sits on my fucking face and tells me to lick the jizz out if her. I fucking oblige and I clean that pussy better than it's ever been cleaned, my own cum is plastered to my face and I've got quite the mouthful in my mouth.
"Swallow it" she says with just the right amount of dominance.
Once again I oblige, hmm tastes different go human cum.
"Come on let's get you cleaned up sweetie" she says in that sweet nurse voice.
We walk to the showers, I'm naked but I'm not even remotely ashamed.
I just fucked a smoking hot nurse, didn't even lift a finger.
I think I'm gonna like it here.
Friendship is magic part 1
So get this right, I see this smoking hot nerd chick flying over head in so e golden chariot and she's got some lizard faggot with her. Oh yeah the chariot is defying the fuck outta physics.
So I'm just kinda loitering enjoying my cock flop in the wind, and then this pink chick who's obviously had more than a fuckton of lines comes up and defies the fuck outta physics some more.
Then the high pink chick flies away crazily and I decide to employ some creepy stalker techniques I learned fom work.
She heads out to this farm place, it's like 4 miles away but I I'm nit even remits tired huh... Anthro horse stamina I guess. So now she walking up to this super hot farmer lady she's sot like sweet abs but she not gross, and she's got this epic cowgirl hat on her beach blond hair.
She like knocking apples down of trees and her ta-tas are bouncing like crazy the blood flows to my loins and my ding dong hardens endangering my hiding spot, behind a tree luckily got me my meats brown and looks like a branch.
I'm sorry to say this but when her little sister came out I got a wee bit aroused, amber alert in my head. But then I saw the meat her brother was packing and my ding-a-ling shrunk in shame.
So the farmer babe gets a bunch of family members and they're all naked and have fantastic flesh pillows.
So all the family members start shovelling apple related food into nerd chicks mouth, and she actually Inflates, half gross half fetish I didn't even know I had. I don't even know what the fuck that lizard fags up too though.
So I've been watching this display for a while and then she, the nerd chick gets up still inflated and wanders away. I continue using my elite ninja stealth skills.
I jast about trip over my uhh... Hooves when This rainbow chick is fucking sleeping on a cloud.
What the actual fuck, I think she has wing or some shit, and on further inspection nerd chick actually has a uhh... Horn.
So this nerd up chick is getting up the rainbow chick for like not doing her job or something, and the fucking rainbow chick FLIES away, goddamn. She likes starts kicking the shit outta poor defenceless clouds, she says something about 10 seconds flat or something.
Nerd chicks mane gets all muddy or wet maybe so this rainbow lady flies around nerd chick so fast a rainbow cone appears, her mane looks absolutley fucked now it's goddamn hilarious rainbow lady and lizard fag are laughing there asses off.
So nerd chick and lizard fag get going and I continue to follow them they go into this stupid looking hall peice of shit, they go in the front and I head around the back to see if there's a stairs or a shitty ladder, I'm looking and there's a fucking stairs.
I go up the stars.
There this weird sort of stage area with curtains, there's a fucking note with my name on it:
Max you fuck face McGee come back here when the town meeting starts.
Hmm curious, imma gonna check this out. But the task at hand is currently stalking nerd chick.
I peak my head through the curtains. My heart stops beating, there's this whit ass chick with purple hair and she is incredible, like dick hardening in .5 seconds. She has perfect boobs, like biblically good. Hmm I wonder if they have the bible here probably not.
Anyway this lizard fag starts hovering its fucking weird. But I kinda get it she is fucking incredible, man there sure is a heap of talent in weird anthro land.
The hot anthro ladies walk out together so I quickly run down the stairs and peruse them with my ninja. I'm following them to a clothes shop which I sneakily perv at them through the window.
They start doing dress up... I guess? After a little bit nerd girl and lizard fag run out.
So I continue ninja stalking her until she gets to this field, thers thus like super pretty bird orchestra.
And a butter yellow winged chick conducting.
Friendship is magic part 3
So here I am in this like stage area and then smoke comes in and before my very eyes it turns into some god damned warrior queen or some shit. Man she hot but she also looks like she kill me in a second.
"Um hey ma'am did you uhh leave this note for me" I show her the note.
"Yess i had that note placed here, because I wanted to meet you... Milord" the warrior queen Bowes down to me.
"Woah okay up I guess" when some hot nude chuck calls you milord you generally have to go with it.
So the hot warrior queen is all like "how can I serve you master"
And I'm like "I don't know"
And she's all like "how about sexual favours"
And I'm all like "sure I guess"
So she sits me down in a corner and starts nursing my willy back to health with her face, I'm hard in like 1 second record speed. Then, get this epic tittyfuck my ding dong is so big she blow me at the same time. It feels fucking incredible.
This goes in for a while, I can't perceive time because my brains have melted from pleasure.
But she gets up and proceeds to sit straight down on my gargantuan cock and it slips straight up her snatch.
I left out the most manly of grunts.
My pleasures is rapidly mounting until the point when cumming is like seconds away, she fucking gets off. She goes over to a desk or a bench or some shit and lyes dins with her legs up and her ass gapes a little bit I don't even know if she wanpnted it in there or not but I fucking jamm it in there.
It feels good.
It feels fucking fantastic.
I thrust away then I start pulling out so that the tip is left in and I hilt, I repeat this again and again and she's fucking moaning and screaming and grunting and yelling.
It's pretty crazy, but after a while feel the pressure building in my loins, before I release my wave of white magic.
It fills her anal cavity up and squirts out the sides of cock, a literally pools on the floor.
"thank you master I hope I pleased you" she says submissively.
"Uhh...yeah you did great I feel amazing" I pant.
She gets up and is miraculously able to walk right, and heads to behind the curtains.
"It is time milord"
friend ship is magic part 6
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the sexy bit and then I promise I'll get on track with the actual story I promise I just got a little side tracked is all
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We walk to the showers, along the way she plays with my cock. Her huge jugs are still just hanging around, bouncing slightly with each step.
"When we get in there, I want you to jam your huge cock up my tight little asshole okay?"
Of course I agree. My cock is even harder now as I always had penchant for anal when I was human.
I open the door and see the shower room is empty, that's good i still would've fucked her even if it wasn't.
We go in and she lies down on this kinda bench table thing I don't know what the fuck.
She somehow bend her legs behind her ears even with those fucking knockers.
My dick is literally pulsating with excitement. So I go in, no lube or nothin sure enough my fucking monstrous tally whacker slides all the way in, easy. I'm fucking gobsmacked.
So I start thrusting away inside her she's moaning, I'm grunting it's awesome.
After about an hour I'm thinking that I'm actually mr. Stamina or something.
I pretty sure she came like a million times or somethin.
But I finally blow my load around the two hour point.
I give her couple more thrusts and then I pull out.
She moans so good. Her ass gapped so majestically, I lean in and stick my face no...uh snout? In side, it smells and tastes great although there is a strong cock taste.
So I'm dome with that, doubt she be walking right for a while.
"Oh wow that was incredible" she pants although the husk was back in her voice.
"You weren't bad yourself, baby" I say trying to be cool.
"Ooh mister cool guy" she says seductivley.
"Yeah I try" I respond in that sorta slow deep cool guy voice.
So I say my thank yous and goodbyes I contemplate giving her a kiss but that'd be weird. Considering we just met and fucked and shared no connection other than the mutual enjoyment of fucking.
I'm walking out of there, still naked by the way. I am wandering around and I absa-fucking-lost so i ask the first broad I see, also wearing a goddamned Halloween nurse outfit for direction, I fucking hate asking for directions.
She's telling me time head straight then left then right then right again then straight then left then right then left, FUCK. I just follow some nurses around until I finally discovered the peice of shit lobby.
I take few deep breaths, still naked, because I'm about to leave the fucking hospital and discover what the world is like.
Friendship is magic part 2
So yeah there's this butter yellow chick with wings and she like conducting a bird orchestra, holy fuck I probably just smoked something a little too strong and I'm halucinating this cus this yellow chick is fucking weird.
Nerd chick goes up to yellow lady and starts talking, the yellow lady squeals and hides behind her hair and I'm not sorry to say that it's super adorable. Yellow lady seems to want nothing to do with nerd chick, until lizard fag comes up and yellow lady flies in the air and yells "A dragon"
Woah what the fuck, a dragon Jesus I guess I should stop calling him lizard fag then.
So yellow lady is all obsessed with dragons, guess she'd like mine heh heh. So they are walking away and the faggon is telling yellow lady all of his problems ya. Nerd chick is getting pissed off I think she's all like "shut up yellow chick" and yellow is like "omg dragon omg lady boner" so they continue walking and I continue stalking them with my epic ninja skills I learned from work.
Finally after a while of nothing but faggon filling the air with pathetic ness and yellow lady being all like ooh aah and shit it's so annoying I feel like putting a bullet in my skull, hmm I wonder if they have guns here hmm probably not. Anyway they get to this tree house with a sign in some fucked language I can't read. And faggon is still verbally vomiting everywhere p, and yellow lady is literally lapping it up. Nerd chick is tired of it and then takes faggon inside.
I hear "SUPRISE" and a squeal.
I just remember that note I found, I may as well have a look to see if there's anything worthwhile.
I'm sorta just stumbling around town until grind that fucked looking building and I go up the steps round the back.
There nothing here, but the note knew my name so I wait there for a while.
Until this faggy cloud of smoke comes in and gains shape...
Friendship is magic part 4
So um yeah, remember that a, uh warrior queen chick I just fucked yeah well now she's like being a bitch to the whole town with actual cum dripping out of her happy holes.
Those fags I had been stalking start talking shit to her, and a bunch of bulk white dudes with wings get struck by lightning.
Nerd chick runs away followed by rainbow fag and everyone else.
I look around for mah bitch but she's gone.
I guess I got some time to kill
I'm think I'm gonna go and comfort some distressed maidens, ya know tell them it's okay stuff like that. Then I'll fuck them.
I see this sorta pink sorta red chick, I can actually imagine her with a portly buttoned blouse, high heels, glasses and slapping a ruler against the palm of her hand telling me I've been naughty.
Ah I love my ninja intuition I learned from work.
I saunter my way on over to her, thumbs in imaginary belt loops.
"Oh hey there cowboy" she say in a delicious husk.
"Hey there missy what are you up too" I say in a cowboy accent.
"Nothing, except waiting for you mister" she grabs my hand and leads me away.
Friendship is magic part 5
So apparently I'm a puppet, cus for like the last couple of weeks I've just been standing here waiting to be lead by this teacher chick.
But now someone decided to get their ass in gear.
Anyway, oh right teacher chick is taking me by the hand.
I'm like actually pretty excited, because since I've came here I've had a fuck load of poon, but this is witha teacher.
A hot sexy teacher lady, goddamn.
We're walking about this town, and instead if seeing a house she is taking me to the school.
We get in there and she tells me to wait.
A few minutes later she come back wearing a skirt, heals, a very poorly buttoned blouse and glasses. Her hair is even up. Goddamn. And to top it all of she has a ruler and is gently tapping the palm of her hand with it.
Just then alien things jump out of the fucking floor and eat the sexy teacher and they grab me and hit me over the head.
I wake up covered in what appears to be shit.
"Aaaah Maxy max, it was hard to find you in this pony world or some shit" said some faggy ass hood guy.
"Oi suck on mah fat cock assbutt" I yell through my penis. Except it doesn't come out.
I look down and see like a magic thing that isn't described clamped on my dick.
"What u do to mah peen mate I need that" I put on a brave face.
"I couldn't allow you to continue fucking everything so quickly, we never anticipated your sheer attractiveness" the hooded dipshit said.
Just then these ponies I stalked before break in, and the purple one shoots the hood fag with an gun.
"It's okay Maxy max we killed him, but we have to leave the device on yer ding align cus if u fuck us when we aren't prepared you're head will explode and you'll die instantly"
Purple fag says.
"Oh fuck" I say arms flailing
