Chapters Invaded By Twilight Sparkle!
Invaded By Twilight Sparkle!
SuporHaxorlicious, AKA Giantdad, AKA The Legend, AKA That Asshole, AKA GG No Re, was spending his day invading poor souls and showing them the glory of the Chaos Zweihander. On the occasion he would be beaten by gankers and hackers, but not before living up to his reputation of making things more difficult than anyone else could hope to. R1ing to victory time after time. Dunk Londo was as always, a great place to test his skill.
"...." He exclaimed with glee as he looked back on the last few days. The strange boss monster looking thing giving him those strange purple eye orbs and invading that strange place. The small purple equine host wasn't all too difficult to kill, but it was fun all the same. He wished that he hadn't wasted one of those orbs being backstabbed by that larger horse. It was a shame really, he didn't get the opportunity to kill that one. At least not yet... Suddenly, large fog gates appeared in place of the massive doors that led to the deceased Dunkstein and Slamough's chamber.
Pony Spirit Twilight Sparkle Has Invaded! Flashed the message in his vision. The expression on his mask showing fear while he inwardly grinned. The name was familiar, now he waited....and waited...but still saw nothing around him. Figures, magic spammers never challenge anyone outright. Probably Chameleoned somewhere waiting for him.
He struck his signature pose using his body language to ask the hidden Twilight Sparkle 'Well, what is it?' He faintly heard a gulp to his right and noted a small shape moving quickly towards the room of the also dead giant blacksmith. Climbing the stairs and making his way to that chamber, he listened for anything that could be considered irregular. He knew the placement of every pot, plant, and particle that this world held just as any non-casul undead would. The Legend didn't immediately see any obvious difference in the place, other than a vase in the corner.
"...." He challenged the evil vase with his standard pose eliciting movement in it as the vase realized that it had been discovered. It quickly morphed into a pony shape and hopped out of the door and to the side of one of the bat demons.
Before it had dashed off, SuporHaxorlicious noticed the big hat and familiar robes that would have usually identified someone as a Beatrice cosplayer as well as the blue hue covering it and identifying it as a darkmoon covenant player. He silently scoffed and stepped towards the bat demon that jolted to motion and attempted to fire a spear of lightening towards him that he easily rolled out of the way of. No sooner had he evaded the bat's attack, than Twilight used Homing Crystal Soulmass in an attempt to catch him off guard. She failed as most would expect and retreated behind her impromptu ally again. The Legend had already grown tired of this tactic as he rolled within range of the bat demon and obliterated it with dark flame leaving only the pony behind it. A pony that quickly darted behind another demon...this action was repeated several times until the area was clear of NPCs. Twilight's 'tactic' disappointed The Legend as he cleaved through each demon until the only remaining opponent was trembling before him. Though he had to admit that the trembling looked more like it was out of fury than fear, something that was unexpected of one that was about to git wrekt.
"You...." She said, seemingly about to go on some kind of tirade. While she was speaking he quickly stepped around her and prepared for a backstab to punish her casul ways.
All did not go as planned as a swift kick from her back hoof to his crotch was executed flawlessly. He did not fall, but for once the face displayed on the mask of the father was in sync with his own. If it hadn't been for the Giant armor it could have been a crit....His anguish quickly became anger as he delivered a mighty kick to the pony right between her back legs causing her to become a stuttering mess of pain.
"Oh sweet Celestia that smarts..." She muttered as she quickly got back up with a sore arse. When she turned around she finally noticed the words 'Bass Cannon' imprinted on the side of SuporHaxorlicious's massive sword as it arced directly towards her head. She dodged it easily, knowing that the souls she spent on Dexterity had not been in vein. She smirked to herself as her horn lit up and she warped behind the GiantDad...it was a move that he obviously didn't expect as the soul magic of this land didn't contain any kind of teleportation. She quickly applied her Darkmoon blade spell to her horn and attempted to backstab the bastard only to be met with air as Haxorlicious dove forward and evaded her attack. She cursed herself for not applying Darkmoon blade to her horn prior to teleporting. She was definitely making progress in this fight though, she had already thrown him off his guard twice. That was two more times than she expected to. She knew she would have to bombard him with magic from this point on if she wanted to have any chance at winning.
The Legend grunted in annoyance as he turned towards his opponent, not only was she a magic spammer, but she was obviously a hacker too. He did his classic stance and ignited his hand to remind his opponent that he wasn't without magic. When he finished that he quickly threw a few fireballs her way, she moved quickly and made it out with only a slightly singed tail. Apparently she thought that the teleporting trick would work twice...a thought that ended with her horn being separated from her head. The resulting explosion of magic rocketing both of them in opposite directions. After this she was completely incoherent as she rolled around screaming and attempting to locate her severed horn. Eventually she located it and attempted to crawl towards it ignoring the incredible pain. Haxorlicious casually stepped on the object of her desperation causing another explosion to knock him off of his ass. The pony attempted to capitalize this as she climbed on top of him and tried to strangle him with her hooves. This tactic seemed to work for a few moments until he simply stood up and knocked her to the ground.
"Damn it....I couldn't...I failed again." Twilight cried as she accepted her fate. "But I promise, I will try again over and over until you pay for what you did!"
The legend kneeled before the small equine and picked her up off of the ground in an apparent attempt to cheer her up. She looked into the empty black eyes of the mask he wore in an attempt to see his true face...in vein of course as a casul such as herself could never look upon its magnificence. For a moment she felt as if this monster wasn't as terrible as she had originally thought. She continued to ponder this until she noticed the hand that held her heating up again, before she could respond the black fire consumed her and she was dropped off of the edge of Anor Londo.
Author's Note
Yeah, I think it is a fitting sequel...not very well written but fun to write. That's why I wrote it in the first place really.
Invaded By Twilight Sparkle!
Author's Note
Choosing this build because I thought it'd be fun to write for a short...I was right, though it was a bit shorter than I planned. Oh yeah, before I forget, I mentioned in a blog post that I recently decided to introduce guest chapters of Twilight invading other undead aside from the GiantDad SuporHaxorlicious. . The only true requirement of submitting these guest chapters (aside from things that should be obvious) is that you enjoy writing it as that is why I started writing these stories in the first place. The prize aside from being featured in the title and author's notes is that I'll promote ya...which is similar to being featured in the title and author's notes...yeah.
RIPPED
"What in Tartarus am looking at?" Twilight asked as she entered the world of LT.Ness234.
"It's FITNESS!" Came the reply from everywhere around her. This was odd because the only living thing she saw within the Undead Parish was a pale white haired human that seemed almost built of muscle. She would have thought this one to be indecent if it weren't for his simple cloth pants. The massive gauntlets on each hand were the closest things to weapons that she spotted.
"Err wha-" Twilight began only to receive a punch in the mouth.
"FITNESS MADE SIMPLE!~" The strange voice sounded throughout the area along with the resounding crack from the powerful punch.
Twilight quickly reacted by picking the man up with her telekinesis and tossing him into the great church.
"I heard about some crazy people in this area, but you take the cake." Twilight said as the man picked himself up.
"MADE FOR REAL PEOPLE!" The voice sounded as the man rushed Twilight at incredible speeds and unleashed a flurry of punches that she managed to avoid. The man stopped fighting only to strike a 'Praise the Sun' pose right in front of Twilight.
"I get it, you're ripped. If you're finished, I think I'll end this." She said as her horn charged up with soul magic.
"IT'S CHANGING REAL LIVES!" The voice said with confidence as he pointed directly above Twilight. She instinctively looked up only to get a firm backhand from the thick metal gauntlet-like weapons of her opponent.
"What the..." Twilight slurred dizzily as she spat out a bloody tooth. "I don't like you very much."
"IT'S FITNESS MADE SIMPLE~" The man repeated as he swung again only to meet air as Twilight teleported behind him and stuck her horn into his backside.
"FITNESS~" The voice repeated, now strained as he fell to the ground.
"MADE SIMPLE~" Twilight finished enthusiastically as she destroyed her opponent with a soul spear. "Damn, that tune is stuck in my head."
Twilight collected her humanity and souls before leaving the world of possibly the strangest being she had ever encountered.
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Guest Chapter by Ruby Rose: Twilight Sparkle Invades The Bully
Twilight Sparkle invades the Bully
by Ruby Rose
OnlyAfro is a fucking genius.
Hello, dear reader! You may have found a liking to either:
Well, sadly there won't be any of the Legend in this chapter. Yes, unfortunate and terrible, as he was very busy killing summerfags who leveled up Dexterity...
Did you ever feel the need to bully in Dark Souls? To troll, to get hatemail? We all did, didn't we? Well, let me show you the best, and the only true method to troll and bully in our lovely universe.
Pony Spirit Twilight Sparkle invaded!
I have invaded another of these damn humans, this time I appeared in a moss covered marble road, a fog gate behind me, and there were grand buildings, made out of clean, white marble. Everything was covered in moss and various other plants.
The only clothing he wore was this strap of underwear between his legs and this weird... crown? It was two tiny wing near his ear connected by a strap. He had two auras around him.
One aura was blue, and a deeper, surrounding mostly his arms was red. He wore two rings, I noticed a ring with a red stone and a ring with a dragon engraved in a gold-like material.
I saw that red ring once, what was it called? Red Tearstone Ring, right? It was activated when you were close to death, and then you got a huge boost in all of your attacks.
Could be useful, gonna loot it from the human when I defeat him.
And stared.
Stared.
And stared without blinking even once for the past two minutes.
He then grabbed his trident in two hands and started... dancing?
After two minutes he grabbed his mace and shot at me with those weird lights that made this funny, croaking noise. Yet, another troll not taking invaders seriously.
One of the weird beams hit me in the face and I giggled, no, laughed. I could not stop laughing.
Suddenly, as I was laughing, the nice music stopped and it changed to a rough, hard metal.
I opened my eyes and noticed the creature charge up black bolts of magic.
And on that day, Twilight Sparkle got a faceful of Dark Bead. She learned not to trust any humans anymore.
Author's Note
First guest chapter by the great Ruby Rose Be sure to check their stuff out and thank them for this bit of gold.
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Guest Chapter by Lord Destrustor: Invaded By The Weird Bow Dancing Guy
Guest Chapter by Lord Destructor: Invaded By The Weird Bow Dancing Guy
“Aaaargh! Stop dancing!”
Twilight Sparkle’s scream echoed around the undead burg, loud enough to incite a microscopic tremor in the bell high above. Not enough to ring it, surely, but still enough that an observer standing under the bell’s dome would have heard a faint echo from the bell itself.
The bald, naked man twirling around the purple pony had no time to listen to distant, imaginary echoes or their closer and very loud causes; he was too consumed by the dance to care. His arms swung behind him with reckless abandon, the two bows clutched in his hands whooshing as they followed.
Twilight teleported away from him once more, turning back to see him standing where she’d left him, his arms still swinging back and forth while he stared at her with his vacant, sweaty gaze.
Twilight wiped the sweat from her own brow, mentally taking stock of her magic reserves. She only had five soul arrows left, the rest of her vast library of magic having been spent entirely in the lengthy and very useless battle. Everything she had thrown at this insane dancing man had had no effect; his complete lack of armor made him so nimble, so agile that he could easily avoid her every attack. She had only managed to land three hits during the whole fight, doing so little damage that the man was barely scratched. Judging from what little damage she had dealt, she would need to hit him with all five of the spells she had left to even stand a chance. And even then she would probably need to finish him with melee attacks.
Throughout the entire time, from the moment he had seen her invading his world to the current instant, he had been dancing. Tirelessly, incessantly, recklessly and unbelievably annoyingly, dancing. Not once had he retaliated to her aggression, despite the two weapons in his hands. Not once had he struck back at her, or even made a single indication that he would do anything else between the present moment and the final death of the universe.
He.
Just.
Danced.
Her anger boiling over, Twilight fired a soul arrow. The dancing man simply stared at it while it drew closer, dodging at the very last second before impact, so closely that Twilight saw the magic projectile pass between the man’s torso and his outstretched arm. He rolled, landing back on his feet, and resumed staring at Twilight. And then he resumed dancing.
The bald man’s only response was to step forward and begin running in circles around the unicorn, still swinging his arms.
She teleported to the roof of a nearby building, watching the dancing man turn around to face her from his position back on the ground. Soon after, he started running up the nearest stairway, visibly intent on catching up to her.
There! The insanely satisfying sound of horn penetrating flesh reached Twilight’s ears at the same time as the sensation of a soft ribcage colliding with her head. With a cry, she flicked her horn upward, ripping a large gash in the dancing man’s back as he fell to the ground. To add insult to injury, his knees landed right on the edge of stone step, promising painful bruises in the immediate future.
“Ha!” gloated Twilight, savoring the sweet revenge while the man began pushing himself off the stairs. “Got you!”
The man didn’t answer, pulling instead something out of his… pockets? He… materialized something out of his inventory, somehow.
It was a helmet.
Yes , Twilight thought, he’s gearing up! He’s finally going to stop dancing!
The man put the helmet on his head, still staring at Twilight through the slits.
The world stood still as Twilight waited for him to equip the rest of his armor, the man’s unending stare being his only reaction.
And then he started dancing again.
Rolling forward, he resumed spinning around twilight; this time interrupting his dance with occasional random rolls for good measure.
Between the occasional passage of the man’s legs in her vision, she imagined the railing in times long past; how each stone had been carefully laid out, forming a simple wall; how that wall had prevented toddlers and toys alike from falling into the chasm on which the city had been built when it still housed life and love; and how now, thousands of years later, the wall was only a ruin, failing to guard anything from their demise at the cruel hands of gravity.
She knew what she had to do.
She closed her eyes and jumped forward.
YOU DIED
Author's Note
This one was by Lord Destrustor And I still haven't stopped chuckling. Be sure to check out their stories and thank 'm for this!
Invaded By Twilight Sparkle!
Two weeks after the events of the previous chapter
Can't Stop The Rock
Twilight Sparkle had been invading many of the guilty in order to gather souls and humanity to keep her sanity. She had a goal that nothing would keep her from...the GiantDad would fall. A victory that had been denied to her the last fifteen attempts, but that wasn't the point. The point was that she would not rest until that murderer fell. With that goal in mind, she once again shattered one of the orbs that she acquired from her covenant and invaded another world to gain strength.
CSTHEROCK135 wandered aimlessly throughout the forest waiting for someone to invade. It had been a slow day and the few that had invaded him quickly disconnected once they saw his Dragon Tooth. Eventually, his eyesight was greeted by the message that Pony Spirit Twilight Sparkle Has Invaded! . That one was definitely new, he had never seen a 'Pony Spirit'. He quickly cast Great Magic Barrier and began his search for the mysterious invader.
Twilight was keeping her eye on her soon to be victim, the heavy armor he wore would probably slow him down quite a bit, but if that big club were to hit her...she shuddered at the thought and cast her chameleon spell to transform into an unassuming tree. She slowly stalked her target in an attempt to catch him off guard. From a third person point of view it probably would have seemed comical, one person checking behind them every few steps while the other (disguised as a tree) would stop each time the former turned around.
Suddenly, she teleported behind the massive hulk of armor and attempted to backstab him only to be met with a shield twice her size blocking he path. She quickly jumped back and fired her new spell and closest thing she had to a trump card...pursuers. The attack had proven itself fatal to almost every enemy she had faced prior to this and probably wouldn't fail now. There was absolutely no chance of this attack being useless against a being that moved this slowly. It wasn't like anything could simply tank the damage provided by the powerful dark magic.
Not only did being clad in Havel's gear take the damage, but it seemed to do almost nothing. Twilight stared in awe as The Rock shrugged off the attack and followed up with a quick swing of his club. She managed to get lucky and only be grazed by the giant weapon...unfortunately even being grazed by it broke two of her ribs and sent her airborne.a The weapon didn't hurt nearly as much as the Chaos Zweihander, but she still knew how doomed she was.
Twilight quickly rolled over back onto her hooves and drew her freshly acquired Falchion and applied her Darkmoon blade.
"Now you're gonna get it!" She yelled as she charged and swung directly at the head of her opponent.
The blade simply bounced off of the massive helmet and the battlefield grew silent for a few moments as Twilight realized just how hopeless it was. Regardless, she swung about three more times before she found herself blocked by that massive shield and being pushed backwards. She fought tirelessly until she wound up in a corner with no way to run as her magic was exhausted by her attempts to take down The Rock. As the monstrous being took his club in two hands and held it over his head, she let out one final wimper before she felt her entire body shatter.
Author's Note
We all remember the terror of invading anyone in Havel gear. Just the thought that they might be good with it could chill almost anyone to the bone...aside from the Legend anyway. Oh, speaking of. The next chapter I write (after a few guest chapters) will be of Twilight invading him once more. We all know how it'll turn out in the end though.
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Guest Chapter By Diamond dust: Twilight Sparkle Invades The Spartans
Twilight Sparkle invade the Spartans by Diamond dust
inspired by: (youtube button wouldn't work, so here it is.)
Have you ever heard of Spartans?
Warriors from the past, known to fight to the death, almost naked, never fearing their enemy, being able to form a phalanx as strong as the rock of a mountain, and apparently taking a like at throwing their enemy of cliffs. They can be some very good artist too sometimes when it comes to carving. Anyway, today let me tell you about how our dear Unicorn met two of those dreaded warriors that she wished she could have never met.
Pony spirit Twilight Sparkle invaded!
The two warriors , XxUltimateL3onidasxX and his friend , were ready to face another fool; they were both waiting in line, not even trying to hide, what was the point of hiding anyway?
The Spartans weren’t ones to use coward tactics to fight; they were both waiting not even moving a bit
They both weren’t trying to hide, so it was obvious it was searching for something else, may be the undead soldiers supposed to watch that area, they were nothing for the might of the Spartans and didn’t even deserve a decent fight.
Spartans were never one to refuse a challenge especially when it was about starring.
They chose to keep what their motherland gave them, their Helmets first who was said to carry the might of the giants , then a simple armor on their torso , so their enemies couldn’t be scared by their perfect muscles , and finally only some simple plates on each arms and legs.
What more was needed? They had their winged spears; they had their Greatshields as hard as stone itself.
The Unicorn, walked towards them and fired a spell, curious , they had never see one like that before , it looked like a purple bolt , but the two brothers simply raised their shields at the same time to form a wall , the master of the world didn’t even had to look at his white glowing brother to be sure he was protecting him , he knew he could trust him with his heart.
After the Unicorn ended some sort of dance, where it was putting it’s hooves on it’s head, screaming “It hurts!” with a female voice, the two warriors made their way toward the spirit, still forming a phalanx.
But then , time seemed to be slowing down around them , and they could see her , yes the pony spirit , with what seemed to be a firebomb , levitating beside her in a purple aura.
She was running in a slow motion when she made a move with her head , the firebomb being thrown toward the two dreaded warriors , but they didn’t moved from an inch , and just stared at the bomb flying toward them , flying toward them , flying past them , landing and crashing way behind them.
The Spartans couldn’t believe what they just saw.
Was that spirit trying to mock them?
Attacking with such a retarted tactic, when all of her previous spells didn’t even manage to make their shields move?
The warriors proceeded to remove what little armors they had while keeping their helmets of course,
The foolish pony spirit was taken aback by what she was seeing, may be because of the Spartans perfect muscled body , she was blushing a deep red and started to climb up the stairs again .
The two Spartans both took a run toward the filthy spammer, who in return only screamed :
“AAAAAAAAAAH NO LEAVE ME ALONE!”
She ran to hide in the Bonfire’s room, but she was closely followed by the two nearly naked warriors.
She kept trying to fool them, by not moving from an inch even when they were pointing her.
So the warriors just shrugged and stopped around her with their shields raised.
The barrel couldn’t make a move because of the shields blocking every path.
Soon after , the form of the Pony spirit emerged from the barrel, she was clearly panicked, she couldn’t do anything, she tried to hit the shields with her hooves, with her longsword , there was nothing to do.
The warriors chuckled at her futile attempts at escaping, she dared to insult them, she was practically asking for what’s happening right now. They could hear her shout “come on move! Let me go !”
After a few minutes , she stopped hitting the shields.
“Come on Twilight focus, you’re not going to get out like that”. The purple pony simply grabbed a black crystal and started to summon its magic.
But the Spartans weren’t over with her, as if she could insult them, treating them like casual fighters, and then simply leave.
As Twilight summon the magic of the crystal, the white glowing Spartan punched her face , before raising his shield again.
“Ow…” she spat blood “what are you…..” was all she managed to say before she gets punched again by the other Spartan. when she looked at him the glowing one punched her again , it kept going until she finally manage to use every little magic she got in her body , to teleport behind them and hit the master of the world with her hind legs.
Applejack would be so proud of her, but she should be scared for her as well for Twilight dared to hit a Spartan.
He wasn’t supposed to be gentle with her.
He could see his brother coming from the room with winged spear in hand, they didn’t even exchange a look, they both knew what was about to happen.
The now armed Spartan walked over the pony spirit ,still on the little bridge, She got on her hooves slowly, her back still hurting, upon seeing the nearly naked warrior with spear in hand.
She turned her back to him and put his hooves on her head, a natural reaction showing how much she was afraid, while the other Spartan was simply blocking the way out of the bridge .
Twilight couldn’t do anything until XxUltimateL3onidasxX released his judgment in the form of a backstab with his spear.
“ This……is…..” as the last word , she felt something else touching her back , starting to push her off the spear , to the depths in front of her , to her death .
Then she finally fell, the Spartan behind her shouting a word she couldn’t even understand while the other kept raising his fist as if he was cheering his friend.
Author's Note
As the title states, this chapter is by Diamond dust , another guest chapter outshining mine! (That was actually real enthusiasm, I stated in the first story that others could do it much better than I and I'm ecstatic that I get to read these!) Something is wrong with the Youtube link.
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Guest Chapter by Ruby Rose:Twilight Sparkle invades "Friendly Players" - Part 1
Here we can observe one Twilight Sparkle, sitting near a bonfire, fading out of existence, she was invading yet another world, searching for the one known as the Legend. After she met many and defeated some humans, she was very confident in her abilities against the monster known as... Giantdad.
She felt a pull, and as she faded out of existence, a song could be heard.
She started rising out of the ground as a red phantom, and immediately noticed the song cutting off.
The song cut off just like her head, which was seperated from her body by a slash from a human. Before she died she could notice there were three of them, two glowing white.
Gankers.
The few friendly humans she met told her of these.
Two or three humans wait for invasions and kill the invader like a wolfpack. From it originated an activity called "gankspanking".
She decided to invade them and show them how true fighters who invested in Dex and Res fought. She sat at a bonfire and raised her Res and Dex to 99.
Surely, she would defeat them now, would she?
Quite literally 2 minutes later
She died almost immediately.
There was one human waiting for her, and he lured her out, and from around the stairs came out two more humans, who mauled her with their hammers.
She didn't say where she was invading? Oh!
What she could remember was the equipment of the gankers.
One wore a Mask of the Child and full Smough armor, holding Smough's hammer in his hands.
Another one wore the Mask of the Mother and elite knight armor, holding a falchion in his hands and a Grass Crest shield on his back, which boosted his stamina regeneration.
The third one was the worst, he defied everything his equipment stood for.
He wore Solaire's armor, shield and sword. Solaire is (was?) one of the few humans who gained her trust. It was terrifying, it felt as if she was fighting her friend. She knew it wasn't him, just someone who...Murdered him and took his armor.
Those buckers are gonna get it.
Five minutes later
She was holding a ring with a big, white pearl that was attached to it. She joined the Forest Hunters covenant, allowing her to gain help from other people against gankers. She felt a pull and noticed she started disappearing.
She was ready to face these monsters.
She was running through the woods, as the gankers chased her, she was running until someone would come to aid her.
She waited, and waited...
And she heard the satisfactory sound of an invasion.
She's got help!
She didn't expect to get that kind of help.
Dark Spirit Superhaxorlicious invaded.
Author's Note
Normally I'd be wary of guest chapters with multiple parts, but for Ruby Rose ? Sure, why not?
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Guest Chapter by Ruby Rose: Twilight Sparkle Invades "Friendly Players" - Part 2
Guest Chapter by Ruby Rose: Twilight Sparkle Invades "Friendly Players" - Part 2 *both versions*
(version A)
Oh no. Oh no no no no no! He CAN NOT be here! I do not agree! Why is HE here! I was supposed to invade him and kill him, not for him to come and HELP me!
My pursuers stopped dead in their tracks, looked at each other, and fell to the ground, making weeping motions. I could hear the host actually cry.
So he really DID have that bad reputation.
They suddenly looked above me and shot up, terrified.
Looks like he's behind me, thank Celestia he can't attack me, because we're both blue.
"POWER UP THE BASS CANNON!" he exploded with noise that sounded vaguely like music...
"FIRE!" he shouted running over to the gankers and getting his Zweihander over his head, he was about to stunlock them to death.
"STOP! How dare you!" he stopped in his tracks and turned around as the music simply stopped in the middle of it, a confused look on his mask. It was Twilight that shouted.
"How dare you come over here, after killing me over and over again, and after killing two of my friends permamently you dare to come over here and help me?!" she shouted at him, as he lowered his +420 Chaos Swag Zweihander
"How can you not feel bad?! You are a terrible, ugly monster! You are no human, no undead, not even worth the title of a hollow! You are trash! You think you are so elite! You are terrible and I hope I will never see you because if I will you will pay dearly! I will break my covenant just to push you off a cliff!" she shouted at him, as he lowered his head and grabbed his Separation Crystal.
"U make me feel bad u fuken casul. Yeh hurt my feelings you scrub." he said in a sad tone as he returned home.
Dark Spirit SuperHaxorlicious has returned home
Great, why do I feel bad?
The gankers ran over to me and started bowing at my hooves. What?
"Thank you! Thank you so much! You saved us! Can we do anything to pay you back for saving our unfortunate souls?" they asked, and I got an idea.
"Give me a red titanite slab, I've got to make amends with my worst enemy." I said, as a grim look came over my face. This is not how I was taught to act, I was supposed to always be neutral, granted, I will try, and succeed, in killing him, but this is simply not the way I act.
At least, that's not what my friends would've wanted.
How could this pitiful casul scrub act this way?
Does this weird creature not know that the Legend has feelings too?
Giantdad was sitting in Firelink Shrine, on his throne of skulls of the many casuls he has slain, and he was contemplating ever
She was the very definition of the scrubs he was created to slay.
And now even she decided to turn against him and insult him.
Why did those words affect him so much.
For a member of the elite Giantdad guild, he sure as hell was affected. He is one of the best Giantdads in the whole dimension, who was this scrub to insult him?
As he was wallowing in self pity, suddenly something dropped on his legs.
I am sorry for the way I acted, that's not what my friends would've wanted. I just wanted to say sorry, here, have this to upgrade your weapon, as I am getting better and better, you will soon get wrecked, get ready.
-Your mortal enemy, Twilight Sparkle.
(version B)
Oh ho ho ho! Nope. nope nope nope.
He won't help me, no, never ever in my life will I allow the person who killed my friends and is killing me over and over again to help me.
My pursuers stopped dead in their tracks, looked at each other, and fell to the ground, making weeping motions. I could hear the host actually cry.
I turned around and found him right before me, looking at me.
Something... snapped in me this very moment. I went full on insane seeing him before me, ignoring me.
I gathered magic in my horn, a lot of it, and shot many blasts at one at all the trees in a radius of twenty metres. Everything started growing all around us, him looking around, and finally grabbing his giantic Zweihander and cutting off and burning branches and vines which got too close to him.
He looked at me, pointed at me, and slid his fingers around his own throat.
He grabbed a Cracked Red Eye Orb, and crushed it in his hands, slowly turning to red.
Perfect. I teleported on top of one tree, where he couldn't see me, and started charging magic up. I was pretty exhausted after that great growth spell and then teleporting. I grabbed my own Uchigatana, and found him directly below my tree, chopping at them and cutting them down.
I casted a magic bolt and while it was flying towards his head, I jumped down, my katana below me.
He turned around and swung his Zweihander at me, about to hit me and...
We both froze, me mid air, with a Zweihander millimeters from my face, and him with an Uchigatana about to pierce his ugly mask.
Disconnected from master of world.
Returning to your world.
I hate my life.
Author's Note
So these are both of Ruby's ending versions for the guest chapter. Sorry I haven't been very active as of late, but college is rapidly approaching.
Check Ruby's own Dark Souls Story out!
Invaded By Twilight Sparkle!
Twilight Has Finally Hit...
The Wall!
Twilight Sparkle was wandering around Anor Londo for the first time since joining the Darkmoon covenant. This was the place she had faced Haxorlicious multiple times, and would likely be the only place she could reliably face him. Of course, she learned that if she was to be invaded, she would rather not have it happen with those archers with the massive arrows...So, she set out to slay them in order to prepare for what could be her final showdown with the being that had caused her to be trapped in this infinite cycle of death and rebirth. She knew that killing him would not really matter as he was likely also unable to truly die...Regardless, it had become a matter of principle. Once she got the closure of showing him the pain that he inflicted constantly on others, she would begin researching a way to return to Equestria.
The sound of rock music cut her train of thought off as though her mind had hit a brick wall.
"Another one of these encounters...I should probably just jump off the edge and save myself the trouble." (Oh Twilight, you wish it could be that simple...Fkin Casul)
Dark Spirit YouCn'tnokitdwn342 has invaded!
"Well, assuming the music fits...I'm assuming this guy is some kind of tank build." Twilight said as she cautiously walked the narrow walkways. She had long since taken out the Greatbow Archers from a distance with what was essentially a very long war of attrition.
Eventually, Twilight, while attempting to drown out the rock music by shouting songs about friendship, found a white soapstone sign that read 'Jerckson'. She saw that the phantom that she would be summoning only to notice the lack of weaponry...He somehow wielded a great shield and simultaneously carried a larger one on his back. With a sigh of resignation and the decision that it would be better to have a nigh useless fighter with her than to face her next death alone, Twilight tapped the symbol. Apparently, she did so just in time as she saw a slow moving red being waddling across the narrow platform she was standing on.
"Seriously?" Twilight asked with a smirk as she saw her opponent. No weapon in sight, much like her new partner that was now climbing out of the ground.
The music stopped abruptly as 'Jerckson' and the dark spirit came face to face. After a brief staredown, the two bowed and began advancing upon each other. Twilight found the display oddly alluring as the shields collided and it became a glorified sumo-match. One of the two would slip up slightly and almost be forced off the side. The sparks between the grinding shields increased in intensity by the second. The impressive strength of the two titans threatening to force her off of the edge just from the shockwaves that the two gave off upon each collision. Truly this was a battle that needed more description as two shields pressed against eachother like lovers that had just eaten oysters. Truly, that last sentence was needed. Truly, there was no way that this battle would ever end.
Suddenly, as if on cue, the music began again and Jerckson began losing ground fast. It was if the invader had received a second wind and some steroids as the apparently helpless white phantom was effortlessly chucked off of the side of the castle and into the abysmal blue beneath them.
The message that her helper had been vanquished made Twilight realize that she should have been helping Jerckson fight instead of spectating. Something that at the time seemed like it would have been a breach of honor.
The red phantom bowed to her once more before it began to advance slowly. She futilely fired magic into the massive shield only to hear the light chuckle over the loud music. Twilight decided that melee would be her only choice as she drew her trusty falchion and applied the Darkmoon Blade as she charged.
Flailing wildly at the behemoth of a shield, she quickly realized that this was a bad idea as she felt herself being forced backwards. The steady push that she was feeling was almost mocking in nature, she knew this opponent could probably just fling her without even trying. Instead, she was being slowly forced off of the edge that she had thought of jumping off anyway.
"You think I care?" Twilight asked as she pushed back to no avail. "You think that drawing this out is torture? You're probably the fifth phantom to force me off of a cliff, the second that did it with a shield. I'm not scared..." She tried to convince herself and her opponent as she began to cry a bit. Suddenly, she realized something that should have been obvious. "Buck...Off."
With almost no effort, Twilight teleported behind the phantom and turned to grin.
"I can do this all day." She said proudly as she realized her magic wouldn't be useless.
"What, are you done?" Twilight asked. The phantom turned around and stared for a minute as the music once again stopped. He bowed to a point of prostration before jumping off the side.
Twilight looked at the plummeting enemy with a mixture of relief and confusion. She took a step forward to get a better look as the message of her opponent's death. Once she took the step, she somehow slipped and fell off of the side and followed YouCn'tnokitdwn342 to her doom.
"Noooooo!" Twilight screamed before her vision was overtaken by blackness and red writing.
You Died
Author's Note
I know you all probably wanted Twilight to be pushed off of the cliff, but that was already done in a previous chapter. But it's time for a relevant video about how this fight would realistically go.
I'm obviously not ignoring the fact that this chapter is incredibly late.
