How the HaS Old Guard Saved Santa and Ruined ISIS' Ebolamas Plot to Steal Crimea and Shoot Up Minorities - brought to you by: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Fars News Network, UNICEF, the Church of Mormon, and the Humans Are Superior Group
ISIS has kidnapped Santa, and there is only one group s0ca1l1s7 enough to save him before ISIS uses his magical sleigh to cause The Happening.
No one cared when they fucked up Syria.
No one cared when they fucked up Iraq.
No one cared when they killed Michael Brown in Sevastopol.
The HAS cared when they kidnapped Santa.
ISIS/ISIL/IS/The Caliphate. Dun. Fucked. Up.
It is Christmas Eve, and it is time for the HAS Old Guard to begin the REKTing.
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- On the first day of HASmas... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC733
- On the second day of HASmas... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC378
- On the third day of HASmas... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC350
- on the 4th day of HASmas... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC37
- on the 5th and 6th days of HASmas... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC358
- On the somethingith day of HASmas 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC618