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My Little PONEY: The parody from hell

by Jar of Dirt
"So ladies," Twilight Sparkle asked the others. "What do you know about cocaine?&quot

A brain-melting, cancer-inducing, AIDS-promoting parody of the pilot episode of MLP: FiM. I have no idea how or why I wrote this.

Contains unhealthy amounts of sex, drugs, racial jokes, Old English, general retardedness and Tellytubbies. You can't say I didn't warn you.

Complete
Random
Sex
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Comedy
 
PMNPS

20206 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Don't read this. No seriously, don't. 2012-10-06 21:07:49 UTC
    6368
  2. I never asked for this. 2012-09-01 20:08:51 UTC
    3034
  3. In which everything is retarded. 2012-09-11 18:45:43 UTC
    4473
  4. The dramatic conclusion. 2012-09-24 17:48:41 UTC
    6331