Chapters Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
(October 4, 2013)
There I was, getting on the bus, ready to do my job. This game was important for this team, where winning this game would mean a spot in the state playoffs.
This was also the first time I would go to an away game for varsity. If you don’t know, I’m a manager for the football and basketball teams, this being my second year on the job. So I’m a sophmore in high school.
Overall, that fall was one of the best I’ve ever had.
But what helped started out to make this year great was during the late summer of 2013, I have recently starting watching the show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I’ve established a long relationship with the show and characters, makes me wish to go there to Equestria myself. But how?
Twilight Sparkle has from the beginning of my early brony days my favorite pony. To this day I would wish to see her.
So going back to the bus ride, (we took just two regular school buses.) I had just gotten on. The other managers drove the equipment up there in their own vehicle. The coaches sit up front as they always do, as with me up front in that same area with them.
We’re driving on the highway to the school. I’m listening to my own music on my Ipod touch with my (what were new at the time.) black and red headphones. I was listening to the Backstreet Boys song, “I Want it that Way”. I’m leaning up against the window, looking out at the road through it.
Then the unthinkable happens. Both buses and the cars around us get in a big accident. Both bus land on their sides, along with the cars. It’s unknown at what cause this.
I wasn’t brutally hurt, just having some scratches on me.
I was worried in this situation, thinking of what will happen next.
Then something strange happens. I’m still listening to the song as this is happening.
All of a sudden, blackness surrounds me, the only light being of my own.
Then comes Twilight, nearing towards me, her laying down, hooves outstretched towards me.
Seeing this, what I do next, I get up and run over to her. Her doing the same.
As we near, we both hug each other.
After we separate, me feeling happy, the rest of the Mane 6 comes over. Then Princess Celestia walks over. The Mane 6 bow to her like they do always.
I decide to do the same. A smile comes across her face.
Then she lowers her horn towards my head. Blinding white light comes after. I find myself going up, the light becoming brighter and brighter until there appears something weird.
I become a pony myself, seeing me having grown a horn on my head.
The white light grows more brighter until I see that I’ve magically appeared in Canterlot, looking out one of the ledges, seeing Twilight at my side.
So that’s how I really ended up in Equestria. Don’t worry I would happen to get back home.
After spending a couple of hours there in Equestria, I tell Celestia about how I’m probably most likely being missed back at home.
So to answer my question to her, she gives me a diamond shaped button placed on a circular shape. With it attached to my wrist, she tells me that I can go back home and back to Equestria with just the simple press of this button.
She also says that it will also be hidden and only I can see it on my wrist, but everyone else can’t.
So that is how I’m able to get to Equestria and back home.
(Many months later)
“And that’s how I can come here and back.” I tell the three fillies about how I can come here to this world.
The three fillies though being asleep.
‘Great, you just bored three innocent kids to sleep.’ I think to myself.
I silently walk away from them, thinking to myself.
‘This is why I don’t want kids of my own. I just don’t get real along well with ‘em, plus who’s gonna be the mom. Will it be her?’ I point over to a random pony, only to realized I pointed towards Granny Smith.
‘Wha....NO!’ I point away to another pony, this time being Cheerilee.
‘Oh, that’s not so bad. At least she’s good with kids, I mean she sees them like, everyday.’ I take a short pause. ‘Hmm, but what if she doesn’t want kids. I mean, I wouldn’t want any if I was a school teacher.’ I think about the subject for a second.
I walk back to my house, a medium size one story house with only three rooms in it. The main room being a living/kitchen/dining room combined. The other two being my bedroom and bathroom.
As I open the door, I see something standing by the kitchen table.
But not something, somepony.
“Uh, can I help you?” I ask the stranger, who’s just standing there.
I walk into the kitchen/dining/living room area, getting a glass of water from the sink.
I just stare at it blankly, drinking my water, until it turns and looks at me.
The pony had a black coat, a yellow curly mane and tail, brown eyes, a guitar cutie mark, and wearing a big smile.
“Oh, it’s so good to see you!” She goes over to me, giving me a big hug, ruffling up my mane, making me drop my glass of water, shattering the glass.
“Um...hi.” I give her a big fake smile. “Why are you here?” Her still hugging me.
“Why I’m here for the flyer.” ‘What.’ “For your band.” ‘Band?’
“Uh...what band?” I question her, separating from her grip to try and get a broom.
“Wha...weren’t you in the band, Thirty Rotten Tomatoes?” ‘Ok, what.’
“I don’t know what you're talking about? Must be a mistake on the flyer. I’ve got no band.”
Instantly, the smile on her face becomes a frown, getting a sad look.
“Oh, oh well. See ya later maybe friend.” She starts walking towards the door when I say to her:
“Wait, what band? No bands in Ponyville at least from what I know.” I question her. She turns back to face me, smile on her face.
“Don’t you know ‘bout that new club opening up tonight?” She gets the newspaper from the table, pointing to an image with the name, DJ’s Rockin’ Joint. The image being of a two story building with neon lights and flashy colors.
“I think. I wasn’t even planning on going.” She jumps on top of the table.
“Well, ya wanna go tonight?” She asks me, not totally asking me out on a date.
“Wha.., so what, you're asking me out on a date?” I say to her in a disgust matter.
“Uh, no.” She jumps off the table. “I’m asking if you wanna be our like, stage manager.” She asks with a convincing smile.
“Ok, but are you in a band?” She shakes her head yes.
“Then what was the flyer for?” I ask her.
“Uh, this flyer has your name on it. Says you're the stage manager for Thirty Rotten Tomatoes. Says you're looking for more work. So me and the others wonder if you're be our stage manager. So, wanna join?” A smile comes on her face.
“I don’t know. Am I at least getting paid?” I ask her.
A frown appears on her face, shaking her head ‘no’.
“OK.....yes, I’ll join.” I say to her in a subtle tone.
Instantly, a smile comes on her face. She come and gives me a big bear hug, squeezing me so tight. My face also becoming red (because of her hugging me.). Sweat coming down on my face (partially from her hug.), and I start to get a little nervous about this whole thing.
* * *
There I was. Backstage at this newest night club’s. Me and Hot Cola (yes, that’s her name.) wandering to try and find the band I’m apart of now.
It doesn’t really help that this night also happens to be a battle of the bands competition, where the winner(s) gets free drinks for life at this club only.
After walking for about three minutes, we finally spot them. There’s two of them. The first one a orange earth pony stallion with a yellow mane and tail, and a microphone for a cutie mark. The other being a white unicorn mare with a golden tan mane and tail, and a bass guitar as a cutie mark.
“Oh, Hot Cola, there you are.” She looks at us, waving a hoof to come. ”Me and Bi Braeburn were worried that you weren’t gonna show.” She says in a southern accent type.
“Bi Braeburn?” I ask, being confused about his name, scratching my head.
Instantly, Hot Cola whispers into my ear. “Yeah, he has some kind of mental disorder where he gets really mad.” Her eyes roll all googling like. “If you make fun of him. Oh, plus he’s real shy.”
I whisper back to her. “Ok, but what about name?”
“Oh, he’s um,...bisexual.” A cheesy smile comes across her face.
“Ok, so apparently I’m your guy’s new stage manager and-”
The white unicorn comes fast at me, hugging me tightly. (What is it with these guys and hugging.) I separate from her, seeing her smile.
“Oh, you don’t know how glad we are that you agree. It’s been many months, but we’ve finally got one.” Her smile becoming bigger. Seeing Bi Braeburn smiling too.
“Now now, I’m only doing this for this one time, that’s all.” Her smile dampens down a bit, moving back towards where the others are. “Ok, so what I do now?”
The white unicorn mare floats over to me a headset with a microphone attach to it. “Now, each of us have a ear piece in one of our ear. Just talk into this and we should hear you. Ok?” She smiles back at me.
“Test it out.” Hot Cola says to me.
“Ok.” I speak into the mic. “Um, testing.....1..2..3.” The three each raise one of their forehooves at me. “Right.”
After about twenty minutes of being behind stage, listening to the other bands play (about all of them were terrible.), checking in and out on the band mates.
“You guys ready. You do know you guys are on after this.” I ask them.
“Ready as an apple ‘bout to be turned into cider.” The white unicorn says. ‘Um, ok’.
“What song are you three even playing?” I ask her.
She hands me a song sheet with all the words and musical notes on it. “You're all gonna play ‘Equestria, the Land I Love’.” I take a short pause, looking at them. “This song is, I don’t know....a little hard.” I say nervously to them.
“Oh no, it’s real easy.” Hot Cola says reassuringly while tuning her guitar.
“You sure.” I say with a concern look.
“It’s alright honey. Nothing to worry about.” The white unicorn says while flittering her eyelashes at me.
‘Ok.’ I show a fake smile.
‘Let’s buck after this.’
‘What.’
‘After this whole affair, you should buck her. Heck, invite Hot Cola to the bucking. You can have a threesome.’
‘Listen, shut up mind.’
‘Sheesh, I know that you're thinking it. Might as well do it.’
‘Huh.’
“Next up, The Ghastly Gorges!” The pony on stage says annoyingly loud. ‘Really, that’s their name.’
“Wish us luck.” Hot Cola says to me as her and the others enter the stage.
I try to cross my front hooves for luck, only to fail. I speak into my microphone. “Ready in 3..2..1.”
* * *
Well, it went terrible.
Even though they only sang like 1/4 of the song before being booed off stage.
I believe there’s a lesson in all of this, but I’ve got nothing.
“Oh, it was terrible wasn’t it.” The white unicorn says, both of us sitting at the bar. Hot Cola and Bi Braeburn were too ashamed of the performance, so they decided to go home.
“I know. You guys never even finished the first line.” She gives an angry glare. “What you expect having a mentally disorder pony sing.” Her angry glare become more uh, angrily. “What?” I give a strug, being confused.
“Oh you're right. The reason I’m in this band is all because of another band I like wouldn’t let me join them.” She says sad, poking at her empty shot glass.
“Wait, what you’d say?” I bring my hoof to my ear, bringing it closer to her.
“Every One Star. They’re a local band back in Baltimare where I lived. They had tryouts for a bass player. I decided to try out.” A tear comes to her eye, sobbing a little, “After I gave a very impressive audition, I thought I had it in the bag.” Another tear coming out, sobbing. “But...they went with somepony different because I was....I was too pretty for them.” She then starts crying all together.
I bring myself closer to her, giving her a tissue I find under the table. (OK, it probably was something different.) Giving her a faint smile.
sniff “You're sweet dear.” She gives me a small faint smile.
‘So.’
‘Not now mind.’
Then Derpy comes walking over to the bar.
“Here you go.” She hands me a letter.
‘What’s this?” I ask her, looking down at it.
“Your mail.” A smile on her face appears.
I just shake my head.
I turn back to the unicorn.
A devious smile appears on her face.
‘What?’
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
“Ow. Dumb rock!”
I say as I was moving rocks with my magic from my cart over to my rock garden. I had just dropped one, slipping out of my magic and landing on my front hoof.
I just picked some rocks up from Pinkie’s family rock farm. Got a great discount on them if I said I knew their daughter.
That or if me and Pinkie ever had sex before I would have gotten any rocks for free if we did.
“These rocks will make a good addition to the garden. Hmm, I should make my way back there for some sentimentals.” I say with my front hoof on my chin, looking down at one, moving it with my magic towards the center of the garden.
Just then Derpy comes by in her usual mailmare outfit. While she was dropping off letters into my mailbox, I walk up to her, giving her a smile, her doing the same. Although I couldn’t tell if it was she’s happy to see me, or if she still remembers from what happened last night.
(OK, we didn’t intentionally plan to have sex, but me and her just happened to be at the newest club in Ponyville, DJ’s Rockin’ Joint, and well, after a few drinks of hard apple cider, I guess we kinda both fell into each other’s arms and next I know it, I find myself in a hotel room, Me being on top of her. So yeah, it wasn’t intentional.)
As I was looking at the mail just delivered by her, it being mostly bills and the occasional ESI magazine, I noticed that this time Derpy kept staring at me while I was reading a letter. Looking up at her, she was shown having a big flirty smile and cheeks blushing as she starts to walk away, backward of course. I blush a little, turning back to take the mail inside my house.
As I open and close the blue double door, I can still see her looking at me through the window next to the door, even though I’m inside.
I put my letters on a table next to it, then walking into the bathroom, looking into the bathroom mirror, seeing my blonde hair looking all rugged, face unshaved. “Geez I sure am a mess. How I get a gal like Derpy to sleep with me?” I give a little chuckle about what I said.
I used my magic to pick up the razor on the sink, putting shaving cream on first, then shaving away.
After about five minutes, I would receive a phone call. Picking it up with my magic to see its my brother. “Oh hey how‘s it going? How was you and Fluttershy’s night last night?” While there’s chattering happening on the other end, once in awhile, I would reply with, “Uh,” “Oh,” “OK,” “Alright..” Before finally finishing with,”OK, I better be leaving. I gotta go see Twilight, Rarity.” He says a little something to annoy me. ”Shut up!”
I hung up the phone, then looking at my to do list. “Let’s see, first I have to see Twilight for our very special “book talk”. Then to Rarity for my special “suit tailored” for you know what I mean.” A smile comes across my face. I point over to my green comfy lazyboy recliner couch. “I can hardly wait!” My face becomes all scrunched up.
I go to pick up my saddlebags, putting in some condoms, and finally a banana.
I open the door, looking out into the beautiful day the pegasi has set up along with Celestia’s sun.
I walk into Ponyville’s town square. I see Lyra and Bon Bon over by the statue. I walk over to them, tell them what I got planned for today. After I tell them of my plans for today, I see the two of them both laughing on the inside, giggling. “Wha... what’s so funny?!” I yell to them, looking all confused like. They start laughing some more.
I walk away from them, looking back at the two, “Lesbians.” I say under my breath.
After about two minutes of walking over to the library and seeing ponies giggling at me because of me mentioning my day, I finally arrived at my destination.
I’m about to knock, when something comes flying right at me through the door. After being conscious for a second or two, I see that it’s Twilight on top of me. “Oh, hey Twi. I was just about to knock-” “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Twilight interrupts me, placing a hoof to my lip.
“OK-” “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Twilight interrupts me again, placing her hoof to my lip. “Uh-” “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”She interrupts me again, placing her hoof to my lip again.
A few minutes pass with her on top of me, she finally speaks. “So. You ready?!” I shake my head. “Then let’s go!” She jumps off, goes back into library. I get up. putting my bag back on and entering.
I enter in the library, looking to see Twilight has quickly gotten prepared for our special time. “So. You bring a banana?” She says all sexual to me. I shake my head. She looks excited. “I’ll go get the books.” She says again all sexual like.
While she goes upstairs, I open up my saddlebags to take out a condom, holding it behind my back as I climb up.
When I reached the top, I see Twilight laying on her belly on her bed, three books all opened, her reading them. She then notices me. She inches me closer with her hoof. As I near, I secretly take the condom I had behind my back, gently putting it on my genitals.
Finally, I jump onto the bed, landing on her. We start first by kissing, then getting a little real.
* * *
I walk out of the library, looking as fresh as ever. I see my Twily at the door, waving me away all sexual like, staring at my ass as I walk away.
Next I head over to Carousel Boutique. I see Rarity outside, putting the garbage away, looking all dissatisfied at it.
She sees me as I walk over. Instantly, she throws the garbage bag away, the bag landing on some poor pony’s lunch.
“Ah, Michael it’s so great to see again.” She gives me a big hug. “Yet I’m afraid that you may have to leave so soon.” Tears start swelling in her eyes.
“Wha..... but why?”
“Well you see, I’ve got a very important client from Canterlot coming, so I'm afraid we’ll gonna have to cancel our weekly lesson in-” She pauses, then flittering her eyelashes, “sexology.” She says last part all sexual like. She then kisses me on the cheek, my face blushing.
“Well I guess we can skip a session. Oooh, I was so looking forward to it.” I say all whining like. “But business is business, right?”
“Oh, yes. But I can guarantee that next week, we’re have a ball.” She says with her face and mine locking into each other, muzzle touching muzzle.
“Well see ya ‘til then.” I say as I walk away from her. Rarity blowing a kiss to me as I turned my head around to catch with my mouth.
I say silently to myself. “Do you think Sarah will be mad if I tell her that I’m secretly sleeping with two main mares of the show?” I just give a shrug of my shoulders.
I walk over to Sugarcube Corner to go and try to get a snack. I enter the shop, seeing all different ponies in a long line to the counter.
I again see Derpy, whose coming towards me to the exit with a bag in her mouth. As she sees me, she gives a small smile at me, her face blushing.
Me thinking at that moment,’Geez, I have sex for one night with a gray cross eyed pegasus, now all of a sudden, she starts flirting with you.’ I say in a grumpy manner in my head. ‘Oh well.’
After a while through a long line, it’s finally my turn in line. I see Pinkie behind the counter, taking out a pan of cookies, then starts looking happy when she sees me.
She lays the cookie pan on the counter then saying: “Oh, it’s so nice to see you!” Saying all happily. “So how the rocks go this morning? Did your discount work?” A short pause. “You know, if you wanted them for free, you and me just have to-” She says all sexually, flittering her eyelashes at me.
“Yeah yeah, I know” I turn my head away from her a second, smiles, then turns back to her. “I still can’t believe your still a virgin?”
“What can I say, maybe I”mma.” Looks at me sexually like. “Saving it up for somepony special.” Pinkie again looks all sexual at me, flittering her eyes at me again. Me blushing a little.
“Ooooooookkkaaayyy........... so um, can I just have a muffin?” I ask her.
“Oh sorry, we’re all out! Some certain gray mare from before bought all of them!” Pinkie leans closer to me, whispering, “She told me to tell you that she has a very special surprise for you.” Squee
A look of shock comes on my face. “A surprise? From Derpy?!” I yelled out, the ponies behind me looking at me weird. I turn my head towards them, give them a fake smile, waving. “Um, heh heh.” I quickly back out of the shop, seeing them still looking at me weird.
After a while, I regain my original walking stance, now walking towards my house.
“A surprise I see. I hope it’s good.” After walking a few feet, I stop to question myself. “I did use a condom, right?” I just merely strug, continuing to walk.
As I near closer to my house, which is on the outskirts of Ponyville, just far enough from the Apple family farm, I see Dr. Whooves looking at me, and boy does he look angry.
As I walk by him, I try to avoid him, even though he keeps staring at me.
Instantly, he rushes at me, pinning me against a wall. Him now staring at me angrily, eyes all red, puffing out smoke from his nostrils.
Before he speaks to me, he calms down a bit. “So I heard about your little “adventure” from last night from a very “special” friend of mine!”
"”Special” friend. Look, if this is about Derpy, then I can honestly tell you that we didn’t plan to have sex. We just had a few drinks and-”
“And you did it.” The Doc interrupts me.
“Did it? Did what?” I questioned him.
“Oh, so she hasn't told you yet of the ‘good news’.” He says all cringeworthy, still mad.
Instantly, he walks slowly back to where he was before, still giving me angry stares. As I walk away, I turn my head to look back at him, seeing him now flipping me off.
“Ok, rude. And is it really alright to say that a mentally challenged pony is your “special” friend? I say as I walk away, then giving a strug.
* * *
“Alright, so that’s it. I should go home and finish putting more rocks in my garden.” I turn towards my house, looking at the different ponies on the way back.
I see the CMC entering out of the post office, then all three seeing me, giggling, laughing on the inside.
“What is it with me today? At least, I think that it’s me.” I strug.
Walking back seemed to really tick me off. Everytime I saw and passed by a pony, they either giggled, laughed on the inside, or give me a suspicious face. “Seriously, what is going on here?”
As I got closer to my house, I could see a strange cart parked in the front yard. I look at the color of it. Green. Uh oh.
I slowly walk to the front door, taking in a small peek from one of the windows. There I see: Sarah was sitting with both Twilight and Rarity on my green couch, hooves spread out on coffee table, all seem to be laughing at something, eating a bag of chips and a can of dip. My chip and dip.
“What the hay is going on here?”
I walk right up to the door, then just gives a short light knock. The girls however seeming to not notice it yet.
I open it.
“Uh, hello!” They don’t seem to notice me. Weird.
“Hello!” Nope.
"HELLO!!!” Nope
“What the? What’s going on here?” I say quietly to myself.
I walk up closer to them, Rarity finally seeing me.
“Oh there you are.” She says to me, the others smiling at me.
“Oh now she says it.” I say quietly to myself.
“Why we were just-”
“Just about to do what?! About to do something with my girlfriend!” My face gets all mad, teeth moving against each other.
Sarah gets up, walks over to me. “Um, we’re not even in a relationship Mike. We’re just friends. Remember.” Sarah says to me after my recent outbreak.
What. “Wait. You mean we’re not together?” I ask confused.
“Uh, yeah. Don’t you know I’m in a relationship with somepony else.”
“Um....., maybe.” I lift my two forehooves up in a strug position. “Then what are you doing here?” I question her.
“Oh, Twilight and Rarity agreed to have a girl’s night out.”
“A girl’s night out? At my house.” I say to all three of them.
“Well why not? We have a weekly se-”
“Secession. We have a weekly secession. ‘Cause why not?!” I interrupt Twilight, putting my front hoof around her neck.
“Secession.So you both secede yourself from others?” Sarah asks questionably confident.
“Um yes.......Wait uh.., no!” I turn my head away from all three of them. Rarity and Twilight looking confused.
Sarah walks up to me from behind, putting her hoof around my neck, smiling at me. Then she whispers into my ear: “I know that you.” She points a hoof to Twilight and Rarity. “Three have sex once a week.”
I turn to face her, looking all embarrassed, face blushing a little. “You know.” I say to her while tears start coming out of my eyes.
“Yes.” She then gives me a big hug. Twilight and Rarity looking on, eyes watering.
We separate, me going towards the kitchen. “So, am I supposed to leave you all alone right now?” Right after I say it, Derpy flies in, landing on the mat in front of the door.
“AH!!!!!!” I run to her, zooming in on her, whispering silently, “What are you doing here?”
“Why, don’t you want to hear the good news?” She whispers to me.
I walk back into the kitchen, head slouched down. Derpy and the others looking at me. Derpy giving me a smile, while the others giving me a confused look.
“Mike.” Twilight says all serious, troublesome like. “What did you and this gray pegasus do?” She says all suspicious like. Then gives a devious grin, the other two doing the same.
“Um...heh heh.” I give a fake smile. “Alright, you want the truth.” I say all sad like, eyes watered. “The truth is that last night, I was at the newest club, and Derpy just happened to be there. Add in a few drinks, and before I know it, I’m in a hotel bed.” I say all fast and in a sad mood..
I sit down on the floor, hooves in my face, tears starting to dwell in my eyes.
Until just then, Sarah comes up to me, wrapping her front hooves around me. Then the others come by me to hug me too.
It was truly a beautiful moment.The three mares I love (Ok, two.) all hugging me. It was glorious. It was magical.
“So now what do we do?” I say to all three of them still hugging me.
Just then Pinkie suddenly shows up, hugging along with us. A smile coming across her face.
“Uh, anypony interested in a six way?”
* * *
“I can’t believe I just did that.” I say to myself, lying in bed with Twilight, Rarity, Sarah, Derpy, and Pinkie. Sarah and Derpy still sleeping next to me, hooves on my chest. Twilight and Rarity both sleeping besides them. Pinkie I see out of bed.
“Well look on the bright side.” Pinkie says all cheerfully.
“And what’s that?”
“You get rocks for free!” squee
Pinkie starts hopping out of my house, humming a tune she had just come up with.
I look out the window seeing the sun rise, the rooster on the fence making it’s normal morning wake up call. I levitate my phone over to me, calling my brother.
“Uh yeah hi. So you won’t believe the night I had.” I say quietly to him on the phone, hearing him answer back. “Yeah yeah I know.” I hang up.
As I put the phone back, I see Sarah waking up, giving me a smile. I return one back to her.
I levitate myself out of bed, floating over to the bathroom.
“What am I gonna do to myself?” I say while rubbing my eyes shut.
The rest of them would come crawling (not literally.) out of the bedroom. Twilight and Rarity wearing sexy panties. Sarah wearing nothing at all, and Derpy wearing underwear. (Because why not.)
Then there’s a knock on the door.
“Who could that be at this hour?” Rarity says as she gets a glass of water.
“I don’t know.” I say while walking up to the door.
I levitate the door open, the others walking up behind me. As I open it I see Lucky Clover behind it.
“Uh hi, can I help you?” I ask him.
His face gets closer to mine. He whispers something to me. “I see you had a pleasant night.” He points a hoof to the four mares standing behind me.
“Uh, yeah.” I step back away from him. “What do you want my gray gigity bro?”
He whispers to me. “So, I heard about the news.” He points to Derpy, a smile now appearing on her face.
“The news.” I whisper to him back all nervous like, sweat on my face.
Lucky walks over to Derpy, whispers something in her ear, then says. “Oh, Ms. Hooves, I believe there’s something you want to share.” A smile appears on her face. Lucky wearing an evil look.
Derpy walks over by the living room area, making sure she’s the center of attention.
“I’m pregnant!!” She says while jumping into the air, landing on the coffee table then jumping one it, before landing beside it.
My face goes all surprised, shocked, but not too shocked. The others in the room giving shocked stares too, except for Lucky that is.
“Your...Your......what!“
“I know. I was shocked too.” She comes closer, putting her hoof around my neck.
“So let me get this straight: Your pregnant because of ME!!!!!!!” The other ponies in the room now looking at me all weird.
“Why yes! It is true. And you know what that means.” I give a worried look. “I’m gonna be a MOM!!!!! And you know what that makes you?”
“A dad.” I say quietly.
“A father!!” Derpy jumps up, hoof up in her face, all excited. “We can be a family!”
The others in the room start looking at me, giving me stares, Sarah coming up to me.
“Mike, is this true?” Sarah says to me all suspicious like.
I lower my head, sweat pouring down my face.
Then I instantly run out of my house, running all the way to Sugarcube Corner, leaving behind a trail of dust. I stop running when I reach the counter inside, looking at the Cakes, seeing Pound and Pumpkin on Mr. Cake’s back, bottles in their mouths.
“AHHH!!!!” I scream when I see them, immediately running out of the shop.
I start running all the way to Canterlot. (Yes, I ran the whole journey there.) When I got to Pony Joe’s, I see ten mares walking, each having a baby carriage, seeing a young pony in each one. I see a sign on the window saying: ‘Babies Eat Free Doughnuts Day!’.
“AHHH!!!!” I scream again, again immediately running back to my house.
When I get back, I run into the living room, having a fast landing onto my couch.
I still see all of them were still there. Three of them now looking at me angrily. Derpy still looking happy. Lucky snickering.
After many seconds, tears start to come out of my eyes, then I run into my bathroom, locking the door. Then just starts to sit down and cry on the floor.
“MIkey, are you ok?” Sarah says to me through the door.
“Go away! I want to be alone!” I say while crying.
“It’s Ok honey. Once OUR little bundle of joy comes, you’ll be fine.” Derpy tells me through the door.
“But I don’t want your kids, I don’t even want any kids!” I talk back to her.
Derpy now blushing a little, then pushing walking back to the others.
Sarah talks to me through the door. “Mikey, come out of there now! You need to tell us all about this. You need to talk to us.”
Sniff “And why would I. You're all just gonna be mad at me.” I say back to her, still crying.
Then Twilight walks over to the door, saying to me: “Mikey, I know this all can be hard for you, but if you just come out, we won’t hurt you in any way. We’re all friends here.” Twilight says to me.
Then at that moment, I realized something.
She just called herself and the others as my friends.
Something went off in me right then. It was the fact that I had friends.
Friends that didn’t care if I messed up or not, but friends that supported me through whatever.
Now that’s true friendship.
I open the door, seeing Sarah and the others. I quickly hug Twilight, her hugging me back. Soon the others would all do the same.
There we were. Friends. No matter what I did, they would forgive me for it. Looking at this beautiful moment, I felt loved. I truly felt loved.
Epilogue
(Eleven Months Later)
So there we are. Me and Derpy are at the Ponyville Hospital. She had just given birth to a filly. OUR filly. We could see it sleeping behind the glass in its cot.
The newborn appeared to be a boy, having a gray coat, a yellow mane and tail, and is that what I think it is.
Eeyup. That’s a horn, and a pair of wings. An alicorn.
“What the..........You just gave birth to an alicorn!” I yelled at her.
“I Know. Ain’t it great!”
gulp “This is going to be weird.”
“Why’d you say that? I think It’ll be fun!” Derpy saying all happy like.
“You just gave birth to a male alicorn! What will the Princesses do when they find out that there’s a boy alicorn amongst them!” I say all harsh, worried like.
“We’ll see Mikey. We’ll see.”
“Huh, fine. But I just have one question to ask.”
"Yeah, what is it?” She says, wide eyed.
“Uh, if you don’t know or haven’t heard, but I’m planning on moving to Vanhoover. Me and Lucky plan to live with each other”
“Yes.” She says while smiling.
“Well it’s just that this filly won’t have a father. I feel like I should help take care of it, you know.” I say to her sad like.
“Oh, it’s ok.”
“Really. Ya sure?”
“Oh yes. I can handle it.”
“Ok, but I guess if the child need to be babysitted, I can do it.” I tell her, hoof on her shoulder.
She pushes them away. “Don’t worry about it. Lyra and Bon Bon agreed to do the babysitting for me already.”
“Ya sure?”
“Yes.” A big smile appears on her face.
Immediately I start to hug her, feeling her patting me on the back.
“It’s OK.” She says all calm and reassuring. “You can go see him if you’ll like?” Her hoof pointing at him, sleeping,
I shake my head, opening the door to the nursery quietly, walking over to him. As I get closer, I see him still sleeping, wrapped around a blanket, horn and wings sticking out.
I give him a quick smile, gently rubbing his head. Before I walk away, I see his eyes opening, looking at me. Having hazel eyes, he mutters out something,”Daddy?”
I smile back at him, giving him a hug before finally walking out of the room, seeing Derpy smiling at me at the door.
And that was the last time I saw him.
Knock knock
Twilight comes to the door, seeing me with my suitcase and a bag. I’m wearing a convincing smile as she stares at me.
“Oh, hey Twi. Listen, I’ve been kicked out of my house in Vanhoover, annnnnnd I was wondering if I could stay with ya for a while.” I give her a big, fake, convincing smile.
A smile comes across Twilight’s face. With a wave of her hoof, she invites me in.
I give her a quick hug and kiss, then walks in.
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
“You sure you're not at all nervous?”
“Um.. no.”
It was a week after I had just proposed to Twilight.
It was going well. Her friends have seemed to approve of the marriage, so have mine.
But now was the hard part: her parents.
We were right now walking the streets of Canterlot, inching closer to facing the two parents of the mare I love.
“Ya sure. I can see you sweating a lot.” Twilight tells me as we’re walking.
“I’m not sweating. Who said I was sweating. Maybe you're the one sweating.” I point a hoof at her, acting all nervous, and frantic.
“Ookayy.” She says reassuringly.
After walking for about ten more minutes, we arrive at their house.
Their house was different from the last time I saw it.
The house was a two story building, the front side being all nice and pretty like, with flower baskets hanging, small gardens along the path to the door, and along the sides of the house, and a few shrubs from one place to another.
The color being a light blue, white window sills, and a red door.
Me and Twilight walk up to the door, me being nervous and starting to sweat.
Twilight just probably being nervous.
(You see, I’m nervous about her parents accepting me because well you see, back in my early twenties, me and Shining Armor had a best friend relationship going, along with Lucky, and King Sombra. (Yes, we were friends. (Just... don’t ask.)) And well, we did some......crazy stuff.)
Somepony opens the door, on the other side being Twilight Velvet.
“Why hello.” She says joyfully. “It’s um... nice to meet you two.” She says a little tone down from her happiness. “Step right in.” She holds her hoof out to have us go in.
“Um...thanks.” I say to her as I walk in. Her giving me an angry stare as I pass by her.
Ok, this is gonna be a long night.
We step into the living room, the carpet being a dark blue, the walls a light green, the furniture being a couch by us as we enter, two recliners across from it, a table off to the side, and pictures on the walls being of Twilight and Shining’s accomplishments.
I sit down on the couch, looking right at Night Light across from me.
Quick, do something.
“Uh... nice to meet you. I’m sure you’ll be happy with me and-”
“I know kid. If you're gonna try to act innocent, I won’t fall for it.” He leans in closer to my ear, whispering something to me. “Besides, tried the same thing with your soon-to-be grandmare.” He backs up to where he was before.
Ok, this is gonna be difficult.
And did he just say soon-to-be.
“So, uh...Michael it is. Our daughter has been constantly telling us of what a perfect husband you would be.” Twilight Velvet says to me kind of cheerfully.
“Really.” I say in a deep, tone voice.
“Why yes.” She replies back.
I look over to Twilight, seeing a smile on her face.
“I would like to know what you do for a living.” Night Light says to me.
“Uh, you mean like a job?” I reply to him.
He shakes his head.
Oh crap, what do I tell them.
That I’m an unemployed pony who sleeps with mares of both the Main and the background.
“Uh............-”
“Oh, he’s just self-employed.” Twilight interrupts me to speak for myself.
She gives a little wink to me. I give a small smile back.
“Self-employed eh.” He raises an eyebrow at us. Me acting nervous and sweating a few small drops.
Twilight shakes her head confidently.
A few seconds of silence occurs before her mom asks about dinner.
“So, dinner. I made your favorite Twily.” She says.
We all walk into the dining room to the left of the living room.
The dining room was not much bigger as the living room, with their being a wooden table in the middle of it with five wooden chairs around it. There being two windows and a door to the kitchen to the left.
I walk over to the chair at the head of the table only to have my hoof swiped away from it by her mom.
“Oh, yeah, you see this is where Twilight’s father usually sits, and he-”
“No no. Go ahead.” Night Light interrupts her.
“Uh, ok.” I say back.
I take my seat there. Twilight sitting to my right, her mom sitting next to her, and her dad to my left.
“So.. what’s for dinner?” I ask Twilight Velvet.
“Oh, I wanted to make something that I know will make my Twily happy. And considering you wanna be with her, and I just wanted to show you how to make her happy.” She says as a tray of hayburgers comes out of the kitchen and landing them on the table.
“Wow!” Twilight says amazed. “It’s been quite a while since I’ve have one of your homemade burgers.” She gives her mom a little hug.
“I know.” She says back.
There’s five on the tray, at least one for each of us.
I would float over one onto my plate as the others do.
“Hmm, delicious.” Night Light says as he takes a first bite.
Hayburgers. Really.
But I already ate. It’s not my fault that the Hayburger had a 2 for 1 sale. Then I had to supersize it.
Why didn’t Twilight tell me we were eating in her letter.
Then again, I didn’t really read the whole thing.
So then what do I do. I wanna make a good impression.
I lift it up into my mouth, taking that first bite, then setting it back down.
How does Twilight have hers already gone.
I mean, this tastes like a pegasus’s butt.
Besides the fact I know what that taste like.
Well I gotta spit it out somehow. My mouth can’t chomp this down. Who mixes apples and hay in the first place.
Then Night Light started talking.
“Yeah, we got this new assistant down at the office. Real nice gal I guess. Name’s uh.... Mackenzie and-”
“Can I use the bathroom!?!” I interrupt him while talking, mouth still full.
The three all start looking at me weird. My face blushes a deep red, then I start making my way through.
I go through the kitchen, into a hallway, then the next door to my left.
I open the door,slam it shut, locking it.
The bathroom was about medium size, having a counter with two sinks, a single toilet, and a bathtub along with showerhead above it. A small stool too.
I lift up the toilet seat, spitting out the burger from my mouth into it.
I walk over to the sink, turning on the cold water, splashing my face in it.
“He just....he just said Mackenzie.” I say in a slow silent squeaking voice.
“How did she get here!? There’s no way she could’ve come here.” I ask myself frantically. “You don’t think Twilight knows.” I say worriedly.
Then I hear a knock on the door.
“Ahh!” I scream as I hear it.
“Uh, you alright honey? You know, if you don’t like my mom’s cooking, you could’ve just said it.” Twilight says to me through the door.
“No no.. I’m fine dear.” I say back to her.
“Ok. If you need anything, I’m here for ya.” Twilight says back.
I look into the mirror, seeing my wet, cold face in it.
At that moment, I felt all weird inside. If it’s possible, another girl that I like has made her way to Equestria.
Is this all because of Celestia? Did she invite her here?
All I know is I wish I can get through this without Twilight knowing.
I wipe my face off with a towel hanging on a bar, unlocking the door, then walking back into the dining room.
Only they weren’t in there.
Twilight Velvet walks back into the room.
“Hey, where the others?” I ask her.
“Oh.. Night Light went to the store to go pick up some milk for tomorrow morning. And Twilight’s in her old room.” She replies back.
Old room eh. That’s my Twily.
“I probably should say thank you for your hospitality. It has been nice.”
“Oh, it’s no problem. Just like helping anypony.” She leans her face closer to mine. “Especially ones engaged to my Twilight.” She whispers to me.
“Uh.. ok.” I say as I walk back into the hallway, guessing her room was the one whose door is open.
I walk into the room for a special surprise.
First, I see Twilight laying on her bed, her mane and tail all curled up.
My eyes go all big. Twilight meanwhile flittering her eyelashes at me.
“I don’t deserve this.” I say silently to myself.
I walk over to her with a small frown.
“Wha... what’s wrong? You like me when I’m like this.” Twilight asks worriedly.
“I.. I know.” I take a seat on the bed, laying next to her.
We kiss a little, but not having the same feeling compared to our kisses before. I pull my head away from hers.
“Ok, what’s the problem?”
“I don’t know. It’s just.....-”
“Do you not like me anymore?” She says while tears are in her eyes, face looking sad.
“What.... no. It’s just that.......... I think we should take a break from this relationship.” I say the last part fast.
“WHAT!!” Twilight yells surprised and a little angrily. “I thought... I thought we had something special.” She starts crying. Shat. “Do you know how many stallions I thought were the one, but weren’t. I thought you were it. I liked you. And now your saying we should.... split up.” She says in a whining mood while crying.
“Um....... maybe.” I say quietly to her, giving a fake, cheesy smile.
Here came the water works.
Instantly, Twilight starts bawling her eyes out.
“I know. I’m sorry.” I say quietly.
I think that was the deal breaker as she apparently heard me.
She gets up from the bed, now running into the bathroom. Still crying flood- like tears
I walk over to the door frame, seeing the bathroom door closed, hearing loud cries.
Hm, remind me of anything.
“Um..... alright.” I say quietly, then seeing Night Light come by me. “Uh, this isn’t gonna affect our relationship as father and son-in-law, is it?” I ask him, giving him a short laugh.
He stares at me with an angry look before saying: “Boy, I think it’s time for you to leave.” He points one of his front hooves to what I’m guessing is the front door.
Seeing this, I obey his command.
I walk through the dining room, seeing Twilight Velvet sitting at the table, with an angry look on her face too.
“Um... heh heh. You have a nice house here, and....*
She didn’t even say a word to me. Just staring at me angrily.
And so that ended the evening.
I walked out of their house, going down the path to the sidewalk.
“Stupid...stupid...stupid!” I say to myself, repeatedly hitting my head on their mailbox.
“You had it. You had her.... And you just had to go and fuck it up!” My head lands on the mailbox one last time before sliding to the ground.
Then I start crying.
Well, this is usually where I’ll put a lesson I learned from this experience.
However, I got nothing.
I get up from the ground, tears still streaking from my eyes, walking to wherever I needed to go.
Epilogue
“Ok, here we go.”
I say to myself while standing outside of the business that Night Light works at. I was gonna see if what he said last night was true.
He said that they had a new pony working here. And that pony just happened to be someone that I may have liked back from when I was human.
I would first like to know how she got here, and why is she here.
I took a step through the double glass doors, and to my surprise her desk just happened to be right in front of me.
Buck.
I walk over to the desk, seeing her head poke up when she sees me.
“Yes.” She says to me with a smile. (By the way, her appearance is blonde long, straight hair, skin color white, and a pegasus.) “Can I help you?”
Uh, she’s still smiling at me. Guess this is what office life is like. Well, depends on how long you’d worked there and how it affected you.
“Um.. yeah hey, I have a question to ask you?” I ask her kind of nervously.
“Ok.” Her smile fades a little.
Here we go. “Yeah, you probably don’t remember me but I went to the same high school as you did, and I had a bit of a crush on you, but I was too shy to tell you. So, I kind of tried to forget about you, but I couldn’t. Now enter many months later and well, ta da, I see you here too in this magical world. And so my question to ask you is how exactly you got here, and oh, I don’t know..... liked me a little?” I ask her in a fast tone, giving a quick smile, face getting redder by the second. Her mouth opening, while the rest of her face is astonished.
Her mouth gaspes a little, looking shocked.
I give her a small, worried smile.
“Um.... I’ve never thought of you having a crush on me before, but.” Her face reddens a bit. “You had always catched my eyes.” A smile forms on her face, face getting more redder.
“Oh, um.. Ok. I liked you too.” I take a short pause. “Ok, now care to tell me how you’d exactly got here.” I clench my teeth, looking nervous, shaking a little.
“Well, that’s just it. I don’t know exactly how I got here.” Wait, what. “I believe that me and my team (girl’s basketball team.) were on our way to a game when suddenly an horrific accident occurred.” She takes a short pause, hearing from her a few sniffles. “Then out of the blue, I end up here after seeing nothing but darkness right after the crash-.”
“What, did you say crash?” I interrupt her.
She shakes her head.
“And did it happen to be on the highway?” I ask her soft spokenly.
“Uh, yes.”
Ok, this is weird.”And were you by any chance, playing an hour away?” I ask her worried like.
"I remember it taking an hour to get there to be precise.” She answers to me.
What the buck.
I just stand there, being frozen as water, eyes wide opened, looking at her.
“Um, sir... you alright?........ sir... sir?”
“Uh, you alright?”
I open my eyes, seeing Kenzie staring down at me. Must’ve fell down while blanked out.
“I’m fine.” I say to her, getting up a little.
“You sure took a fall there. Out for like... five hours.”
What. “Why didn’t you try to wake me?!” I spring up, grabbing my hooves onto her body, shaking her a little.
She removes herself from me. “I was going to, but then my boss came by. And well, guess he told me to ignore you and keep working.”
A straight face comes on my face. “Was it Night Light?” I ask her straightforwardly.
“Yep.” She says straightforwardly to me.
I give a short breath.
“Well ok, when do you get off?”
“Right now actually.” She answers back.
Um, alright.
I grab her hoof. “Come with me.”
She looks at me, then my hoof to hers. “And where are you taking me?”
“I need to apologize to somepony, and you're going to help be part of it.” I tell her.
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
Big Drama in Little Ponyville Pt. 1
[NOTE: So, yeah, you see I would like to tell you about Me and Kenzie going over to Twilight to tell her I’m sorry about this whole thing. But yeah, the process never came to me, meaning that I couldn’t think of any ideas for it. Basically the situation goes like this: So Me, and Kenzie would try and go to find Twilight first. After about two hours looking, we find her in the basement at Sugarcube Corner, crying. After her ignoring me for a while (like fifteen minutes.), my guest speaks. She tell her about how first, she got to Equestria. Then, second, how she got the job Twilight’s dad works at. Then, finally, about Me and this whole situation. Soon enough, I say I’m sorry for making her think I wasn’t in love with her anymore, and for wanting to “take a break from us”. So, just then, she hugs me, we each exchanging a few kisses, then before you know it, we all get in one big group hug. However, Twilight says we can still continue to be together, but that we’re going to have to take it slow. So that’s how it came to be.]
Ok, so at least the whole situation worked out well.
At least Me and Twilight are still a thing.
Sure I could have just ran away from her and lived out the rest of my days with Kenzie or any other background pony.
But nope, I went for her. Twilight, The mare I love.
Although, I do wonder what my life would’ve been like if Me and Twi were never together. If maybe instead I just scurry around everywhere, instead just sleeping with different mares, probably accidentally getting them pregnant.
But I know now that those thoughts are long gone, and I can be with my Twily again forever.
Well, until this happens.
* * *
“So yeah hey, think I can live with you for like, awhile?” I ask with a smile, Twilight just looking at me.
“Uh yeah, well you see, ever since we’ve decided to start taking it slow, I’ve been thinking that maybe you should live somewhere else.” Twilight gives a straight face.
I stare at her blankly.
“Um, you do realize that my original house was bought by somepony else, right?”
Twilight walks over to her wooden stand, holding up a few strolls, and a pen. “I know. I know.” She takes a short breath.” “Thing is I was wondering if maybe, oh I don’t know, act a bit more responsible.” She gives a fake smile after that.
I stare at her for a few seconds. “Uh, you ok Twi?” I nervously scratched the back of my neck, feeling a little sweat down my neck. “I get what you mean, and well, I think that wouldn’t it be much easier if you’d just took care of me.” I smile at her.
She gets a serious look on her face. “I know. It’s just that if you truly do want to be with me forever, I feel like you should act more responsible with your actions.” Twilight tells me as she walks out of the library, me following her outside.
“Responsible with my action?” I too am so responsible.” I say to her a little angrily.
She raises one eyebrow. “Really. Before we even became an item you’ve been constantly sleeping with background ponies. Why you’d even gotten one pregnant!” She says in a little angry tone.
Ok, you don’t wanna have a fight, not here, not now. Make everything better. “Uh, ok Twi. I know that I’ve haven’t been the kind of ponies to not think before action, but I guess if you want me to, then I’ll try to act more responsible.” I say to her, making twilight look calmer. “So, I’ll do whatever you want me to do to try and act more responsible.” I say agreeingly.
Twilight gives me a hug. “Alright. I promise you’d never turn back. And no matter what, I’m here for you.” We both smile, then kiss a little.
After that, I separate from here, now we’re both walking into town square. “So, what do you want me to do exactly? Get a job? Pet? Be more sexually active in the bed? Uh, pretend you didn’t hear that.” I say.
She gives a slight chuckle. “Well, first thing’s first, I was wondering if maybe you could find and buy a new home?” She smiles at me.
Oh crap.
* * *
“I don’t know. Looks and feels very small.” I say to both Twilight and the real estate pony.
The house we were right now in was small. Ok, more of tiny.
The house being one story, having only two rooms. One being a bathroom, and the other being everything else except that.
“Are you sure?” the way too happy real estate pony said. Her coat was tan, red mane and tail, and wearing a navy vest. Carrying also with her a small booklet of all of the other houses information with her.
“Hm let me see... Yes!”
“Well, don’t you worry your pretty little head.” She gives me a slight noodie. “I’m sure that there are others out there that you’ll enjoy.” She again says too happily.
Ok, just stop smiling.
Five hours pass as we three still continue the search.
We saw houses big and small, tall, and wide, clean, and messy.
Until we see the perfect one.
This house had just enough room to start a family with. (not that I plan to have one yet.) The house was two story, having plenty of rooms, plus a swimming pool in the back yard.
“I’ll take it!” I say to the real estate pony, whose smile grows even bigger.
After she leaves the room, Twilight walks over to me. “I have to say. You sure picked a good one.” Twilight agrees with me. That’s weird.
“Why thanks. You know, I wouldn’t have had the courage to do this if it wasn’t for you Twilight.” I smile at her, her doing the same.
Just as we were both going in for a kiss, somepony interrupts us both.
No, it wasn’t the real estate pony, just some white stallion with long blonde hair, and facial features, along with a pair of sunglasses as a cutie mark (I just don’t know.).
“Whoa, what are you two doing here?” He tells us both in an transatlantic accent.
“Uh, this house is for sell, is it not?” I say back to him.
“Wha.... for sell? Now, who told you this exactly?” He tells us both.
Just as I was about to speak, the real estate pony comes back in the room, having housing papers with her.
“Oh... you.” He says as she walks in, eyes narrowing evil like. Then immediately she says the same thing to him, her eyes also narrowing evil like.
They both start running towards each other, wearing angry stares each. As soon as their heads meet, they all of a sudden start arguing in front of me and Twilight.
“Uh, ok. Now, we can see that you two are both evenly angry, so uh,..... I think we should leave.” I say to both of them, but them just ignoring me, instead arguing to each other still.
“We should leave.” I whispered to Twilight.
“Indeed.” She whispers back.
We both start walking backwards out of the house very quietly, making sure to not have them notice us leaving, walking out of the house, and into the street,
“Well, there goes that. Now where am I supposed to stay?” I ask Twilight obnoxiously.
“I don’t know. That was all the available houses in Ponyville. Guess you would either have to stay with me, or..., or move away?” She tells me back sadly.
I get down on the ground, hugging my front hooves to Twilight’s, crying into them. “But I sniff don’t wanna sniff move away from you sniff Twi. Can’t I just sniff stay with you forever?” I say to her in a whining mood, looking up at her with tears flooding my eyes.
“Oh... alright.” She says to me, feeling sympathy for me in this moment.
I start hugging onto her tight, now just fully crying onto her chest. I feel her petting one of her hooves on my head.
“Let’s go home.’ Twilight tells me.
She helps me up to all four, wipe my face free from tears. “Sniff Can we Sniff take the long ways back?” I say to her. Twilight shakes her head yes, showing a small smile.
So we walked our way back to the library the long way, or what I really meant was, go and see my old house.
As we get closer, I stop and tell Twilight: “Hey listen, I know that you’re just trying to help me through all this, and well.......... thank you.” I smile at her, leaning in closer to give her a hug.
“Well, nothing to help a good friend.” She says back.
Yeah, friend.
After walking for a while, we could see it now, my old house It looked about the same as it always was. Only thing missing was the rock garden (that I put a lot of time, effort, and money into.), and the door being a shade color of orange and blue.
“It’s nice to see you old friend.” I say to myself quietly when at the same time, a specific pegasus walks out.
Oh nononono. The pony who brought my house appeared to be.
Flash Sentry.
“What!” I scream so loud that he could hear me, plus also see me.
“Oh, well hello there. Nice weather we’re having.” He says to me and Twilight all nice.
Oh, Twilight.
I whisper into her ear. “Quickly, you have to get out of here. Now!”
“What, but what about you?” She whispers back.
“Don’t mind me. Just go!” I whisper back.
Oh, now he’s just staring at us, smiling.
Twilight walks back home I as told her to, looking a little sad.
Ok, now it’s just you and me.
I start to run over to him, looking mad, then suddenly skidding to a stop when I see somepony else walking out of the house behind him.
Just then I freeze, face looking all shocked. After about a short pause I scream“Aaaahhhhhh!!!
finally fainting to the ground in front of him.
Who was that other pony? Sarah.
[End of Part 1]
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
Big Drama in Little Ponyville Pt. 2
There I was feeling dizzy, tired, and a little cold.
Could be the ice pack on my forehead.
Wait, what?
Twitching my body around a little, I try to regain my sight, blinking my eyes open even with my vision still blurry, I think I see somepony.
My eyelids open up, my vision clear for one second as I see who’s there.
Fair enough, it’s Sarah.
As my eyes shut once again, they instantly open up again, my vision returning back to my normal sight.
I see Sarah having on a smile, looking at me with sexual pleasure.
I start to twitch a little, teeth clenching, right eye twitching.
After about a minute of it, I say something: “Wha... what are you doing here?”
She rubs my hair slowly. “Well, you remember back when I told you I was in a relationship?” She puts one of her hooves in her hair.
“Yeah.” I say to her.
“Well...” She looks back, bringing her hoof to point at a very specific stallion.
Oh no. Oh no no no.
My eyes go all big again, getting a shocked expression, mouth wide open, my mane becoming a little messy, then starting to stare into the invisible wall away from both of them before screaming.
“Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
* * *
I return back to my normality for a second: “Um, Sarah.” Then just blurts out: “HOW COULD YOU BE WITH HIM?!?!?” Then regains back my composure: “Young lady.”
Sarah and Flash both look at each, smile a bit, then Sarah comes closer to me, still smiling. “Oh, well it’s a story I’ll have to tell you.” She sits down on the couch with me.
“You see, when I first came to this world I was alone, no one or nowhere to go And I was sad. Very very sad. But then just when I thought that all things were lost, I meet him.” She points her hoof at Flash, he looks at me embarrassed. “And well, soon after that we were together from then on.” A smile comes across both of their faces.
I rub my eyes. “But you were originally from Canterlot. How did you two meet if say, him.” Points at Flash. “Was in the crystal empire?” I ask her.
Sarah gets up from the couch, walks over to Flash, putting her front hoof around his neck, giving him a kiss.
Oh.
“Uh, yeah Sarah, can I have a word with you... alone?” I say the last part cringingly.
She gives him a small kiss, then letting him go into a different room. “So, what you got?” She asks me.
I lean in closer to her ear, whispering: “How! No why?! Do you know who he is?”
“Oh please, he’s alright.”
I take a step back, face looking disgusted. “Wha.... do you know what he’s done?” I start walking around in circles. “Why, he’s the one who tried to steal Twilight from me, he’s upsetted the minds of millions of bronies, and not to mention buying my house!” I look her straight in the eyes, hooves crossed.
She pushes my face from hers. “Oh please that may be what he did to ya’ll, but to me, he’s been nothing but nice. Why I even think he wants to marry me.” A smile appears as she says that. Oh no.
“Don’t you see. He’s using you. Probably to get with Twilight.” I clench my hoof, looking angrily.
“Uh, everything ok in there?” A voice comes through the door, fair enough, it’s Flash. I growl a little when I hear him.
“Mike. I think you should leave.” Sarah says to me angrily.
“Leave? This is my house!” I yell at her, then look down at my legs. “And where are my pants!” My face goes all crazy like.
Then at that very moment, I see her shiver in fear. A touch of sadness comes over me. My face turns red a little, sympathy coming over me.
“I’ll.... be leaving.” As I walk out of the house, I see something going on within one of Flash’s eyes. A wink. What.
I stare back at him with a disgusted face, then leave.
* * *
“He’s totally planning something. I don’t know what, but it’s something.” I say to myself while walking through the streets of Ponyville.
“Hmm, if I can find out what he’s doing now fast, I can probably stop him from doing it is he’s doing.” I say to myself quietly while I pass by both Lyra and Bon Bon.
After walking for a minute thinking of my plan of action, I end up at my destination: the library.
I knock on the door, seeing Twilight open it a second later.
“So, how did it go?” She asks me worriedly.
“Oh, um... it went swimmingly well.” I lie.
Twilight looks at me suspiciously, raising one of her eyebrows. “OK, what really happened?”
“What makes you think it didn’t go well. I would never lie to my friend.” I put my hoof around her neck. “Especially not you.” I look at her with a cocky grin. Twilight just rolls her eyes.
“Right right, but the thing is-” I put my hoof into her mouth interrupting her.
She takes it out, looking mad. “Oh, I’m sorry. How about we just go inside, and snuggle up by the fireplace.” I teleport a pot of hot chocolate in my hoof. “I can make hot chocolate.” I say having a cocky grin again.
Twilight finally just gives up asking, walking back into the library, me following. She walks over to her wooden podium, adjusting a few papers and quills of ink, whereas I just sit on the floor, watching her do her thing with a big smile.
“So, we could do something. I heard there’s this new bar opening up in Ponyville, wanna go?” I ask Twilight, looking to get a conversation going.
Twilight turns around, walks over to me, acting all sexual like, eyelashes flittering, meeting her head right in front of mine. “Oh, I’ve got something else planned for tonight?” She says all sexually.
My face goes all droopy at what happened, but my insides feeling excited. Finally a huge smile goes on my face.
(8 Hours Later)
“This book sure is... interesting.” I say to myself as I’m reading: “The Idiot’s Guide to Sex”.
I look out the window, watching the sun going down, and the moon going up.
After a yawn, I put the book back to where I found it, then walk over to the stairs, up to where Twilight’s bed usually is at.
Only, there wasn’t a bed there.
Oh at least it wasn’t a single bed like Twilight always had when she first came to Ponyville. Instead it was just a double bed, with a red blanket, and pink pillows.
How did she even get this up here without me seeing it? I think to myself, looking confused.
I instantly found a note on a nightstand saying: “Go ahead and get in. I’ll be back shortly. :)”
A loving grin goes on my face, probably thinking of the sex Twilight wants to have.
So I walk over to the bed, lifting up the covers and tucking myself in, now just looking up at the ceiling.
Hm, nice and comfy.
After about fifteen minutes of waiting, and almost falling asleep, I hear someone coming up the stairs.
Sure enough, it’s Twilight. But not in her usual sexy outfit, or in a sexual mood. Instead, she looks tired, with her hair being messy, eyes circling around, and overall, not looking like she wanna have sex.
“Uh, you ok dear?” I ask her as she walks over to the bed.
Instead of answering me, she instantly teleports herself onto the bed right next to my side, immediately falling to sleep.
OK, this is um... weird.
* * *
“Hey Twi...... hey Twilight” I nudge her head slightly (doing nothing at all.), then nudging at her hooves before finally seeing her eyes open.
After she gives off a yawn, she faces her tired pretty head at me, give a small smile at me, then goes back to sleep.
OK, this will be hard.
I start poking Twilight at her um... private parts. After doing so for a second or two, I get greeted with not only her being awake, but a slap to the face.
“Ow! Sorry ‘bout that.” I say to her as I rub a red mark on my face.
“Oh, it’s you.” Twilight says tiredly, then yawning. “I’ve been meaning to tell you something.” She says to me all tired like.
“It can wait ‘til morning. Just go and put your pretty little head back to sleep.” I try to have my hooves put her head back on the pillow, but only getting a smile out from her.
“You're sweet. I’ll have to remember to see you more often when I-” She gives a yawn. “Leave.” Wait, what.
I let go of her head. “Leave. Leave for what.” I say to her.
“Heh, I’ll tell ya in the morning.” She gives off another yawn before falling to sleep.
There on, I just stand straight up in bed, saying to myself: “Leave. You mean that my Twily is...” Gulp. “Leaving me.” My eyes get all fulled of tears.
* * *
Ah morning.
The sun was coming up, everypony in town was awaking to do their daily tasks, and I was gonna do something.
Something genius? (I don't know, maybe.)
As Twilight was awaking from her slumber, her eye opening up to a smiling pony standing
above her.
She rubs her eyes together, gives a small smile, both of us staring at each now.
“So, what’s up?” Twilight asks me, having a little more sleep in her voice.
Instead of answering, I just keep staring at her, smiling.
She looks at me weird until I see her horn light up.
Twilight decided that instead of waiting for me to move, she casts a teleportation spell,
appearing standing next to the bed.
We would both stare at each other, before Twilight smiles, causing me to do the same.
“So, what you want?” She ask me.
After staring at her for a second I shake my head, regaining my consciousness.
“Oh it's what you said last night. And it got me thinking. Thinking that I may not be with you forever, and we may be apart for I don't know, the rest of our lives. So to do something to make this relationship work, I just wanna say.....”
Instantly, I jump off the bed, and run down the stairs.
When I return, I'm shown carrying a tray full of breakfast foods, enough for the both of us, laying it down on the bed.
On the tray are two two-stacked grass pancakes, four pieces of toast, and two glasses of orange juice.
“What’s the occasion for?” Twilight asks me.
“Why, can’t I just make breakfast in bed for the mare I love.” I say to her as I walk over to Twilight, showing a smile, her doing the same.
“Well, I suppose not.” Twilight teleports back on the bed, laying on her back, then I would do the same.
Then we start eating. I levitate the pancakes to us both, sticking a fork in each one.
After several minutes of eating and smiling at each other, I decide to say it.
I put my plate back on the tray. “Uh yeah, listen Twi, I need to ask you something.” I say to her nervously, some sweat showing.
After hearing me, she gives a sigh, then puts her plate back on the tray, rubbing her eyes a little. “Look if this is about last night then let me just say that-.” I interrupt her, putting my hoof to her mouth.
“Now, the thing is..... I think that we should go through marriage again.” I say nervously to her. Twi’s face looking grasped, and a little shocked, redding up a bit.
After several seconds of silence she just hugs me tightly.
So I do the appropriate thing. Hug her back.
There we were. Two lovers hugging each other.
Then Twilight speaks, appearing to be crying.
sniff “I’m just gonna miss you so much.” She says to me in a crying mood.
I pet her head, looking up to me with tears- filled eyes.
“Now now. Just tell me.” I say reassuring to her.
She wipes her eyes clean of tears with her hoof, looking at me. “Well ok.” She takes a quick breath in and out. “Princess Celestia wants me to continue on with my studies.”
Studies? Studies of what?
“What else is there for you? I mean, you're already really smart, and beautiful, and um.... smart.” That brings a smile to her face at least, but her face’s still in a sad mood.
“She wants me to study more about the magic of friendship.” Twilight says continuing on.
BS. What else is there for her to know.
“Study more of friendship? What else is there that you don’t know?”
She gives me a straight (but sad.) face, looking at me. Oh. (Don’t know how I got that.)
“She wants you to know more about relationships?” I ask her.
Twilight shakes her head yes. “And she thinks if I stay with Shining Armor and Princess Cadance, I’ll know more.”
“But that would mean you’d have to live in the crystal empire..-” Oh no.
I immediately jump off of the bed thinking, ‘Flash must have something to do with this.’ And I start running downstairs, and right out the door.
(Ok, so I don’t know exactly if he really planned for this to happen, but still, I’m not willing to risk losing Twilight a second time.)
As I run through the Ponyville streets, I see ponies I’ve met go by like a blur. Then I start to realize that without all these ponies being around me, them interacting with me, I would’ve never got to be the pony I am today.
Like Dr. Whooves for example. He’s probably still mad at me for you know what, but at least he’s open about it. (What?)
As I get tired from running, I decide to rest leaning on the side of a building, panting and sweating until I see somepony.
It’s Rarity.
“Oh, why hello darling. What brings you out on this fine morning?” Rarity asks me, looking like the same beautiful mare I once slept with. (Was actually three times.)
“Oh nothing. Just um..... walking.” I put on a fake smile.
She looks suspiciously at me before saying: “Well, if you need me, you’ll know where I am.” As Rarity leaves, she kisses my cheek, causing me to redden up a bit, and sexually struts away.
What!? I thought she wasn’t into me. Unless she’s now single. No! Don’t think about. I would never cheat on Twilight while she’s away. OK.
Now, about Flash.
After thinking for a while about what to do with Flash, an evil grin appears on my face as I happen to see a baseball bat leaning up against the side of the building.
“Oh, he’ll never know what hit him. Literally.”
* * *
Knock knock.
No answer.
Knock knock.
Still no answer.
Knock knock.
Ok, this is ridiculous.
After waiting there for fifteen minutes of me knocking the door, it finally opens, revealing the orange pegasus behind it.
I would just stare at him with just a simple smile, while holding behind me a baseball bat.
“So, what’s up?” He says to me, trying to make conversation.
“Oh, I don’t know. How about you ask me? Twi stealer!” I say back to him.
“Twi stealer? Wha..... what you mean by that?” He sounds innocent towards me.
Instantly I jump onto him, with a ready to murder look. “Don’t play innocent with me! I know that you plan to take away my Twilight all for yourself. Well it won’t work....... when you're dead!” I get off of him, going back to get the baseball bat.
“I don’t... I don’t know what you mean. This must be a misunderstanding. I would never take such a beautiful mare away from you, and I probably should stop talking now.” He says to me, trying to act non- guilty.
“Yes..... yes you should.” I say my last final words to him as I swing the baseball bat in my hooves, hitting him directly in the face.
* * *
Well, that sure was a weird morning.
Nothing like murdering the pony you don’t like first thing in the morning. (Ok, maybe it was the second thing in the morning.)
After throwing the baseball bat away, I’d go back home, instantly jumping into the shower and washing up to get rid of the blood on me.
Then I make my way upstairs, hoping to see if Twilight’s still there in the bed.
Luckily, she was.
Going back up the stairs to the bed, I could see her hiding under the covers, her horn sticking out from under.
I walk over to her, jumping onto the bed, and immediately hugging her covered body.
“Shhhh... everything will be alright.” I say to her in a comforting tone.
Twilight pokes her head out from under the covers, looking sad, and seeing what looked like tear- strained eyes.
I start petting her hair, smiling.
After doing this for a few minutes, she finally speaks.
“Can I tell you something?” Twilight asks me.
“Of course.” I say comforting to her, still cuddling her.
Just as Twilight was about to speak, there’s a knock on the door.
“You.. you better go answer it.” Twilight tells me.
“You sure. We can ignore it if you-”
“No no, go. It’s probably something important.” Twilight interrupts me.
Before I go, I give her a small kiss on the cheek, then getting up from the bed and walking downstairs.
As I reach the door before knocking it, I hear from upstairs crying.
Crying? Why is Twilight crying? What did I do? Did she find out what I’ve done? I have to go and comfort her.
But Twilight asked me to check the door.
Ok, first door, then Twilight.
I open the door to two ponies behind it. One being a brown male unicorn dressed in police attire, the other a white pegasus male wearing the same, but having a pair of handcuffs ready in one hoof.
“Uh, can I help two?” I ask both of them.
“Sir, we’ve got a 911 call of a white blonde unicorn beating somepony maliciously to death with a baseball bat. And it’s clear from our findings that you are the subject of the crime.” The pegasus says to me with a straight face.
“You're going away for a long time.” The unicorn says a bit more angrily.
“What? You.... I.... don’t know what you're talking about?” I strugg my hooves together, giving a confused smile.
Then instantly, the handcuffs locks onto my hooves.
“Let’s go!” The pegasus says angrily to me.
“You.... you can’t do this...... TWILIGHT!!!!!!! TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I yell as the two drag me away.
Epilogue
As you can see through the house’s window, you can see me beating Flash to a lifeless pulp with a baseball bat.
While this was all going on, an old earth pony mare (orange coat, curly purple mane and tail, wearing red glasses, and a glass of milk cutie mark.) was busy walking along the sidewalk when she passed by my old house, and happening to see what I’m doing.
Looking at this all in horror, she slowly walks her way to the nearest payphone, putting in the bits needed to make an important call.
“Hello. Police, I’ll like to report an act of violence.”
There I was, sitting in my single jail cell, wearing the usual prison orange jumpsuit. Thinking of how I got here, and what to do.
With not only at this moment, but for the rest of my life.
I was laying on my cell’s bed, staring up at the ceiling.
“How did this all happen?” I ask myself. “I had it all. Twilight. My own home. Lots of friends. What happened?” I put both my hooves on my face, feeling tired, and a little sad.
“Hey!” One of the guards yells at me. “Ya got a phone call from... somepony special.” He says the last part with a wink. Ok. What Twilight wants. “Oh, and make it quick. You only got five minutes.”
I pick the phone up from his hoof with my horn, bringing it to my face.
“Uh, hello?” I speak quietly into it.
Silence.
“Uh, what’s up?” I ask her.
“I know what you did. And I’m.... and I’m very disappointed. If you have a problem, just tell me. I wanna help you. Just....” Twilight stops right there hearing little sobs during the call.
“Listen, I know I should’ve told you but it’s just.... I didn’t want to lose you. I was afraid that he would’ve stole you away from me. You're special to me.” I say back.
I could hear Twilight give a quick breath before saying: “Well, I should probably tell you.”
“Tell me what?” I say a little confused.
“Mike.... I’m pregnant... with your child.”
Instantly, after hearing this, I drop the phone, feeling a little light headed now.
What is happening?
(OK, so this part isn’t originally part of this chapter, even though it’s in it. This is really what I like to call a bonus, or in other words, a glorified epilogue.)
How did this all happen?
How did this all turn into some type of drama?
What started out as a simple story about my expeditions throughout Equestria has somehow turned into some Days of our Lives drama sh(buy some apples)it. What. Happened?
[Well geez, I don’t know. I’m just writing what comes to my mind.]
Well, you going to make this not be a drama?
[To be honest, I do admit that this story has turned out the way I did not intend for it to go.]
How do we make this story go back to the way it used to be? Go back in time?
[Hold on, I've got an idea.]
There I was, still shocked from the news Twilight had just told me, still lying on the bed, eyes wide open.
So, let me get this straight.
I seemed to have gotten Twilight pregnant, and she’s most likely mad at me (not the first time.), Sarah’s probably not gonna talk to me for like a year or two, and who knows what else is happening.
And this probably all started because I went to that stupid new club.
If only I could turn back time and redo everything that I’ve done wrong.
After thinking for a few seconds, I get something. “Hmm... maybe I can”. I say with my hoof to my chin.
“Didn’t I see somewhere of a time-traveling spell in that one sex book.” (why would a time-travel spell be in a book about sex?) “If I can remember it clearly, maybe I can fix this whole situation.” I start thinking back to what the spell was.
After about two hours of heavy thinking, I think I finally find it.
“But.. what about the other ponies. Won’t their lives be ruined if I go back? What about Twilight and Derpy? I’ll be reversing both of their pregnancies. But what if I don’t go as far back? I say to myself, gaining the attention of a guard from the other side.
“Well, I could try.”
Then on, I start working my unicorn magic, hoping to use this spell, giving it all the energy I got.
After a few minutes, I get it.
On my horn, I see a blinding white light appearing, growing brighter and brighter.
While also attracting a whole bunch of guards to run over to my cell.
Then in an instant, I disappear.
As I reappear seconds later, I see myself standing in front of my house.
No Flash anywhere. Just a smiling Derpy Hooves coming up to my mailbox.
“I did it.” I say to myself.
I then repeat it again loudly as I run over to her, lifting her up with my hooves, seeing her give a weird yet happy reaction. “You're pregnant with me!” Then jumping into the air with her.
“IT WORKED!!!”
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
Twilight was just walking out of the library, saddlebags on.
Off into the distance, you can see me, running at a fast rate, running towards you know who.
As Twilight sees me running fast up to her, she quickly looks around, seeing nopony around her. (Well except some orange, curly purple hair pony sitting on a park bench.)
As I neared her with a big smile (think Smile Hd big.), I jump onto the top of her, making her fall on her back, both of our hooves touching. Now I'm just staring at her, eyes and smile getting even bigger.
“Geez, did Pinkie offer you some of her ADHD to you?” Twilight asks me, but I still just stare at her.
“Uh... so, what’s up?” She asks with a cautious smile.
After about five minutes of Me and her just staring and smiling at each other, I say something: “Oh, it’s just so good to see you.” I start hugging her tight.
“Yeah, It’s good to see you too. But um.. what's this about?” She asks me while still being hugged.
I separate my hooves from her, getting off of her, and regaining my balance on all four hooves. “It’s just..” My eyes start tearing up, then hugs her again. “I love you so much.”
She pats me on the back. “I love you too. But it’s just Princess Celestia-”
My eyes quickly open wide hearing this. “NO!” I interrupt her. “You are not leaving me! I want you to stay with me forever!” I shout loudly to her.
Ok, we should talk about this first.
When did Celestia tell Twilight about her studies?
It couldn’t have been this far back. Had to happened like, around story 3.
I just don’t know.
I do know that Me and Celestia are gonna have to have a talk.
After my latest interruption, Twilight sloughes her head down, eyes becoming tears-filled, then hugging me back. “I know. I want to be with you too. But the Princess...”
“I know. So I think I’m gonna need to have a chat with her.” I say confidently, making Twilight a little worried.
* * *
“Objection! I refuse to let you do so.” I say to Celestia angrily, pointy my front hoof to her.
We were all in the throne room, me and Twilight looking up at her.
“I know that this can be hurtful to you, but I just think that Twilight needs to learn more of relationships in order to be in a successful one.” She says back to me calmly.
Twilight’s already a good friend and maybe one day, future wife.
“Why? Are you sure? Do you not want us to be together?” I say, looking and pointing over at Twilight.
Celestia gives a sigh, then saying: “Twilight, can you leave us two alone.... in private?”
“Sure thing.” Twilight says back.
As she leaves, she looks at me worriedly, giving me a slight smile as she leaves the room.
As Twilight leaves, Celestia says to me, “I get that you like Twilight enough that you would do anything to keep her by your side. I understand but-”
“But what?! Am I not perfect enough for her?” I interrupt her.
She gives another sigh, then turning her back at me. “Can I ask you a question?” She asks me.
What? I don’t know.
“Um.. ask away.” I say confused, and a little nervous.
“You see, I have looked into your world. And well, I’ve seen some... things.”
“And what do you mean by things?” I ask her.
“Um... you know.” She takes one of her hoof, then rubs it with her other.
My face blushes a little. “Oh.”
“And well, from looking at this world, I’ve started to wonder. Am I, sexy?”
What the buck. Why me?
No, you can do it.
“Uhhhhhhhhh......... “ I continued on for a minutes. “I mean, your like, cute and such but um, maybe a little.” I say to her.
Celestia grows a frown, looking at me serious like.
“Hey, you ever possess a high school back where I’m from. Name’s Portage Central and...” I see her looking not amused.
I give a big smile.
“So, about Twilight?” I say after a minute of silence.
“Yes. Now tell me something. How much do you love Twilight Sparkle?” She asks me.
“How much? Like Pinkie Pie and candy level of love.”
A smile appears on her face. “Indeed. And she has talked to me about you.”
Wait what. “She tells you about me?” I ask her.
“Why yes. She sounds quite happy being with you.”
My face blushes a deep red, smiling.
“So, about this... learning bit.” I ask her.
“Hm, well I do want her to be happy, but to not upset you, and for her to learn about relationships.” She puts her hoof to her chin, then a smile appears. “So it is with my decree that I, Princess Celestia makes you Twilight’s own personal relationship advisor.”
What. No. No no no. I’m not doing it.
“What? You mean like, I should teach her?”
“Yes.” She smiles.
“Yeah, sorry but no. I love Twilight, but there’s no way I could teach her. It’s like teaching a really smart kid math he already knows.” Assuring Twilight knows much of relationships. “I don’t think I can do it.” I say.
Celestia walks over to put a hoof on my shoulder. “Don’t worry about it. If you need any help, just ask me.” She says comforting.
“You think I can do it.” I ask, seeing her give another smile.
Well, wanna do it?
I shake my head yes. “I’ll do it.”
Celestia’s smile gets bigger, putting her hoof around my neck as we walk out of the room to go see Twilight.
* * *
Twilight, being busy pacing back and forth, looking the more worried each second until when me and Celestia come through the door, her hoof around my neck still, and us both laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” Twilight says to either one of us a little confused.
“Oh, it’s just that you're coltfriend here just told me the funniest knock knock joke I’ve ever heard.” Celestia says while in a laughing fit.
“So yeah, that was my meeting with royalty.” I say, shrugging her hoof off my neck.
After Celestia stops laughing, she instantly returns back to her normal composure.
“So, what’d you talk about?” Twilight ask us both.
Oh right. Better tell her the news.
“Twilight.:” I say to get her attention, succeeding in doing so. “Pack up your books and such.” I see her start to get a sad look. “I’m about to be your teacher.” Then it turns into a confused look.
“What?”
“Yes. Instead of making you leave to be taught, I’ve made this young stallion be your teacher so you two can be happy together.” After that, Celestia walks back into the throne room, closing the door.
“So, what ya wanna do now?” I ask Twilight.
“I. Don’t. Know.” Twilight says dramatically.
“Why you say it like that?” I ask her.
Me and Twilight walk through the halls of the palace, neither speaking a word to each other.
I say something as we exit out the place. “Ya wanna talk about this? I know that you feel... weird about all of this but don’t worry, I got it.”
She gives a sigh. “It’s just, I’m happy you're still gonna be with me but.” Twilight takes a short pause.
“But what? What you got to say?”
“Well, you're not exactly the teacher type.”
My face goes into shock, then inhaling and exhaling. “Yeah, but that’s future me’s problem.” I smile at her, Twi doing the same.
There I was, lying in bed.
Under the covers, head propped up on pillow, sleeping peacefully until my alarm goes off.
I rub my eyes with my hooves, getting all the sleepiness out of me, yawning continuously.
I step out of bed, walking towards the bathroom, seeing my face in the mirror.
“Hey you.” I say to myself in the mirror, then looking back to my bed, noticing something pink there. But not something, somepony.
“Hey you. That sure was great last night.” I hear a Pinkie Pie like voice say to me, appearing to see me in the bathroom.
“Uh, what are you doing here?” I ask her as I walk back in the room.
Then all of a sudden, I see Pinkie start floating in mid air, floating over to me.
“Wha.. am I dreaming?”
“I don’t know.” Pinkie says as she gives me a kiss, then smacking me in the face with her hoof, causing me to black out.
Epilogue
I immediately wake up, heart pounding, sweating.
“Woah, ok what was that?”
“I don't know. How about you explain to me?” A voice from behind me speaks loudly.
I look behind me, seeing Celestia walking up to me, looking mad.
She lowers her head to meet mine. “I’ve heard from Twilight that you haven't been properly teaching her.” I then start to act worried and feel nervous, sweat coming down my face, then making a straight face.
“Yeah, and...”
“And I have no choice but to make Twilight leave you. She'll be leaving for the Crystal Empire first thing tomorrow morning.”
“What!” I grab onto one of her hooves while she walks away towards the door. “But, but I haven't even gotten a chance to do so. I..”
“I'm afraid it's too late.” Celestia interrupts me, freeing her hoof from me and walking out the door, slamming it loudly.
Right when the door closes, everything around me turns black.
I start running one direction, seeing to be coming towards a light.
As I get closer to it, an image appears, showing Twilight at the train station, bags packed, and appearing to be crying.
Seeing this, I immediately make a right turn from it, only to go to another image, showing Twilight in the Crystal Empire, walking with a familiar looking orange pegasus, both looking happy.
I look disgusted at the sight.
I make another turn from it, going to a different image, this however showing me. Looking all lonely, and sad.
At the sight of this, I curl up altogether, then crying from what I’ve seen.
“What do you want from me?” I say quietly.
“I don’t know. What do you want?” A strange voice says to me.
Instantly, a dark blue bubble appears, floating down closer to me before popping, revealing Princess Luna before me.
“I know how you feel. When you love somepony so much that it pains you of them leaving.” She says to me comforting.
I wipe away the tears from my eyes, getting up to meet her. “It’s just... I don’t wanna leave Twilight forever. I love her, and can’t imagine her not by my side. I already know what it’s like, and I don‘t wanna relive that.” I say to her while in a sad mood.
Luna gives a sigh, walking me over to a wall of darkness, light showing from it.
“As I’ve said, I too have experience what you’ve went through.” As she says this, an image appears of the crystal empire, looking as when Sombra was ruler. “There was somepony special that I loved then, and I still feel sad about it today.” Instantly, Sombra appears while looking out at the city, looking not too evil yet. Then walking up behind him being a young Luna. Both looking happy. “You see, I loved Sombra, and I always thought we’ll be together forever.” The two start walking back into the palace. “Then however, his evil side started to show. I’ve tried to convince him enough that it wasn’t the way to go, but he never listened.” On the image now shows Sombra looking like his evil self, showing Luna also there, seeming to argue with him. “As you can guess, me and my sister had to rid of him. It wasn’t easy for me, but I did what I thought was right. And you should do the same.” On the image, Celestia and Luna both are shown banishing him to the frozen north, Luna looking quite sad however while doing it. Then the picture goes back to darkness.
Me and Luna walk away from it, and the area around us turning into the interior of the golden oak library. We can see Twilight crying while magically packing away her things.
“Wait, I’m here for you Twi annnnnd you can’t hear and see me can you?” I look to Luna, seeing her give a yes. “What do I do now?” I ask her.
“Do what you do. It’s all about you you know.” Luna says to me before she starts disappearing into thin air.
“Wait! Don’t leave me. Tell me what else I should do?” I say as I grab onto her, soon holding just air.
Then the library vanishes, turning back into darkness before a large rock hits my head.
I see myself in my bed, head feeling a bit woozy. (Probably the rock that hit me.)
I see a rock laying by my side, then looking to see there’s a broken window.
I get up to look through the broken window, seeing both Snips and Snails outside. “Uh sorry, can we have our rock back?” Snips says as I float it back over to them.
I then jump back onto the bed, laying on it.
“I know what to do.”
“So what now?” Twilight says to me.
“I’m gonna be your teacher, and I’m gonna do a good job at it.” I say confidently.
“You sure you wanna go through this?” She says worriedly.
“If I can time travel just for you, then I think I can teach you a little something.” I say again confidently.
“You sure?” She says worried.
I shake my head yes.
Twilight gives a slightly worried, but happy smile.
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
“Today’s gonna be a good day!” I say as I enter out my house.
The weather was perfect, not a cloud in the sky, sun shining bright, and everypony enjoying the weather.
The weather was so perfect that I decided to take a stroll into town.
Lyra and Bon Bon were both sitting on a park bench, looking happy as if they were sharing their deepest secrets.
Dr, Whooves and Derpy were walking over to the post office, Derpy waving a hoof as she sees me. The doctor however looking angry towards me.
I walk further into town, heading towards Sugarcube Corner, going to go get something that might help increase my happiness.
Right before I walk through its doors, I hear a payphone ringing nearby.
Fair enough, I happen to see one right next by the entrance.
“Uh... when that got there?” I say as I walk over to it, magically picking up the phone, not even thinking that it would even be for me.
“Uh, hi.” I give a smile.
“Neo. Are you ready to learn about the matrix?” A deep voice says from the other side.
Nope. “Heh heh heh, nope.” I slam the phone back on the hook.
“What was that all about?” I put a hoof to my chin, then shrugging it off, walking into the shop next.
* * *
“Can I have a muffin?” I ask Pinkie after being behind a long line for about thirty minutes, only to see her give a sad shake of her head.
“Sorry, all out.” She tells me, not in her usual happy mood.
“Well, got any bearclaws?” I give a strug, along with a smile.
“No. We don’t even serve those.” She says a little like herself.
Man, I wish there were more donut places here in Equestria. I could go for that.
“Well, I guess I could go and continue this day. Thanks anyways for what you’ve done.” I say to her, walking out of the shop now.
OK, so there’s one thing I can’t do. Not to worry though. I can still enjoy this of most beautiful days.
I go walk over to Carousel Boutique, immediately knocking on the door.
After a few minutes of waiting, somepony finally opens it.
“Uh yeah, hey Rarity, listen I love Twilight, and I don’t think we can be in this relationship any longer.” (Who said you were ever in one.) “Now I know that you’ll been cheating on me, but it’s over.” I say to I think Rarity at first, but soon realizing Sweetie’s at the door, looking slightly confused, awkward, and blushing a little.
“Uh, think you can tell your sister that.” I say to her nervously, giving a smile.
Sweetie grows a smile on her face, then closing the door.
“OK, there’s one thing I’ve done. Would’ve liked to do it in person, but guessed using Sweetie Belle as a messenger is alright.” I say to myself.
I walk a few feet over to what looks like another payphone booth by the side of the building (don’t know when she got it.).
“Perfect I guess. I do have a very important call to make.”
I walk over to it, picking up the phone, and dialing in an Appleloosan zip code.
After hearing it ring for a minute, I hear a voice sounding familiar to me.
“Hello?” Trixie says sounding surprised from the other side.
“Hi dear, you busy?” I ask fast, waiting for a quick answer.
“No.”
“Listen, think you can come up here to Ponyville sometime oh I don’t know.... today. I got something to tell you.” I talk fast to her.
“Um, Ok.” Trixie says sounding a little happy, yet worried.
That seemed too easy.
“See ya later.”
I hang up the phone, walking out the booth, and start heading towards the Golden Oak Library.
* * *
“So wait, what?” Twilight says surprisingly happy.
I told her we should have sex.
I should say that I have a plan to get things back to the way things were. Well without the whole Flash/drama nonsense.
“Yep.”
Twilight justs then jumps on top of me, holding her hooves on my back, us both kissing. No protection I realize.
All part of the plan.
* * *
“I don't know about you, but that was great.” Twilight says sexually pleasant to me.
Hm hmm “I know,”
We both exchange a smile, giving a small kiss soon becoming long.
Just then the door opens, showing a blue unicorn with white, silver hair at the doorway.
Oh crap.
“Uh, am interrupting something?” Trixie says to both of us nervously.
(Probably should mention that we had sex on the floor.)
“Uh no,” I say to her, raising my back up.
Twilight gives her an untrustworthy stare. “What are you doing here?”
“Well uh, he told me to come.” Trixie says in her usual tone of voice.
Twilight then looks at me with an angry stare.
I get up from the floor, helping Twi get up too.
“Now before you two have a catfight, (would like to see.) I must say one thing.”
I walk over to Trixie, whispering to her: “go and tell her.”
She whispers back: “Tell her what?”
“How you want Twi to be your own magic teacher.”
“How'd you know about that?” She says confused, and sweating a little.
“Just say it. Twilight will do it.” I say reassuringly.
“You sure.”
I give her a convincing warm smile.
“Well here goes nothing.” Trixie says as she faces Twilight.
“Uh, I was wondering if maybe you'll might be like my, own personal magic teacher?” Trixie says in a fast tone.
Hearing this, Twilight looks confused, scratching her head.
“You see, I've been jealous of you ever since I first saw you. Seeing you do so much magic at a young age made me envy you a little. And I guessed a bit jealous.” She walks closer to her.
“Well Twi, what is it?” I tell her.
Twilight looks surprised at this sudden telling of Trixie's.
“I completely understand if you say no.” Trixie tells her, putting a hoof on her shoulder.
“Well, I feel like I can't say no, but you have treated my friends poorly ever since you've met them.” She looks into her sad eyes. “I wanna help. I really do. But are you committed to not only me, but my friends?”
Trixie gives a quick shake of the head. “I promise from now on I'll be nice to them.”
Twilight gets a little teary eyed, giving her a hug.
Trixie, looking confused, then happy, hugs her back.
“Well that went great.” I say to myself.
* * *
Let's see, I got out of a relationship with Rarity, (well hopefully Sweetie tells her my message), got Twilight pregnant (there's a 99% chance she is), and got Trixie a new magic teacher.
Yep, life is good.
I'm walking down Ponyville streets when I hear a phone ringing.
Fair enough, a red phone booth magically appears next to me.
I look both ways to see that nopony’s around.
“I'm gonna have to answer it don't I.” I say to myself.
I walk in, picking up the phone, and listening.
“Are you still confused? Do you still want to know more about the matrix? I-”
I immediately hang the phone back on the hook angrily.
I mumble something as I leave, heading back to my house.
* * *
I arrive back at my house after my busy morning, immediately jumping onto the couch as I enter in.
I give a few seconds of resting before saying: “Alright, I’ve... had sex with Twilight, no protection I’ve noticed so she’s most likely pregnant. I also got Trixie to reveal to her to be her own magic teacher. Counting on what I saw then, I’m guessing it’s a yes. So everything’s now back to normal.” I lay back on my hooves, a smile appearing as I close my eyes, only for them to open after hearing a knock on the door.
“Now who the buck could that be?” I say in a grumpy yet curious voice.
I walk up to the door, looking through the peek hole to see a nervous Derpy behind it.
Probably wanna tell me that she’s pregnant with my kid.
Only question is whether to act surprised, or say I knew this whole time.
I open the door. “Hi!” (I don’t know.) “What brings you here on this fine sunny day?” I say trying to sound innocent, yet sounding more annoying.
Derpy blushes a little. “I probably should tell you that I’m... I’m-”
“Pregnant.” I interrupt her.
She gives me a shock/surprised look. “How did you..-”
“I just know.” i say trying to sound as cool as Rainbow a Dash, pulling down invisible sunglasses off my eyes.
“It’s just that you don’t seem to be all too... surprised.”
“Well uh, maybe I always wanted to have intercourse with you. Maybe I always wanted to set my ding-dong inside you're quiggity-quack.” (Don’t ask.) “Maybe you wanted to have a kid, and chose me because you secretly admired me from afar from the background.” I say kind of angrily, but just really playing with her.
‘“Uh...” She says uncomfortably.
“Oh I’m just kidding. Come here.” I grab her front legs, bringing her closer, and giving her a big kiss.
* * *
“This is fine.” I say to myself while lying in my bed.
Guess what happened?
Epilogue
“So, had sex with Derpy again, what I do now?” I say while wearing a blue and gold bathrobe, walking around my house. “Now that I’ve got everything back to normal.”
As you can guess, Derpy’s already left. Said she had to um.... loosen up something.
I walk over to the kitchen table, looking at a newspaper ad, seeing it being for a nighttime security officer.
“This looks interesting.”
Here I am.
Standing outside of Chucky Haybit’s Pizzeria.
This was the place that had the ad for the nighttime security officer.
Decided to take it.
I walk further towards the entrance of the building, finally stepping in, not knowing what to expect next.
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
“Sitting on the park bench. What a way to spend my saturday afternoon.” I say to myself, bored as a board.
Walking up next to me appears Pinkie Pie, looking like herself.
“Hey you. Whatcha doin’? She says in her usual happy tone.
“Oh, I don’t know, watching the grass grow.” I say sarcastically bored.
“Hmm.... I know what’ll ale ya.” Pinkie says as she randomly hops away somewhere.
“That was weird. Like I know weird.” I say to myself right before a brochure flies onto my face.
I pull it off, looking at it closely. “Come Explore Glorious Los Pegasus. Where all your Magical Dreams will come True.” I lay it down next to me.
“Hmm....” I put a hoof to my chin. “ I could go somewhere. Like here. Yeah, and I can be back by tomorrow night.” I get up from the park’s bench, taking the brochure with me and starts heading towards the train station.
Just as I leave, Pinkie comes back with a huge crowd of ponies behind her, carrying her party cannon, and a big chocolate cake on her back.
“Aww.” She says sadly, after seeing me being absent from whatever it was she was doing.
* * *
Well the train ride there was a success.
If you count the fact that I had to sit between two large stallions due to the apparent fact that the train to Los Pegasus that day was unruly packed.
The only snacks they had available were small crumbled peppermint sticks, diet Sunrise Sarsaparilla Zero, and stale gumdrops.
The only reading material they had were issues of the Equestrian Inquirer,
Oh yeah, and our train got run off the tracks, spinning repeatedly into a ravine, and immediately catching fire.
How did I survive?
I don't know.
* * *
“Ah, Los Pegasus. The city where dreams come true.” I say with a smile on my face, looking out at the city from a nearby hill.
You can see countless casinos all built on the LP strip.
Hotels lined up next to each other.
And all the residential houses surrounding the main parts of town.
What a place.
“I better go make myself known to the town’s population.” I say as I walk down the hill.
First thing I do is check into the world’s famous Los Pegasus Ponyday Inn.
You know, the place with fluffy towels, and being able to eat right out of the ash trays if you wanna.
It's ok there clean.
I walk through the double glass doors into the lobby. The room connecting with the breakfast hall, elevators, and two halls going east and west, taking you to you're room. (Basically, the room that connects to all other rooms.)
I walk up to the lobby desk, behind it an overly too happy unicorn mare. (Blonde hair, white coat. Basically looking like me if I were a female.)
“Yes. Hello. What assistance can I, a proud employee of the Ponyday Inn, help you with today?” She says way too happily to me.
“Yes well, I'll like a room. Not too high, not too low, second floor is great if that's ok.” I give a hopeful smile after.
Seeing her typing on a computer and looking at me with her happy face is impressive.
“I think we got what you want.” She floats over to me my room key, still in her happy state as she does.
“Ok, well maybe I'll see ya later.” I give a big smile, then starts sidestepping over to the elevators.
“Hope everypony isn’t like this all over this city.” I say as I board the elevator.
* * *
I open my room’s door, walking inside.
I place my lucky autographed signed fork on the single king size bed. (Don't ask where I kept the fork this whole time.)
I turn the small tv sitting on the dresser on.
Right when I'm about to sit back and relax on the bed, there's a knock on the door.
“Now who could that be?” I say questioningly.
I walk over to the door, turning the knob to reveal a big, smiling maroon colored earth pony stallion on the other side.
What the buck.
He runs right past me and into my room, just running all over the place before finally seeing my autographed signed fork.
He runs over to it, picking it up in his mouth and immediately running out of the room.
“Hey! You can't have that. That fork has been with me for like.... a couple of months.” I say to him as he runs away from me.
I start running after him, catching up pretty easily, now running besides him. (Must be the weight slowing him down.)
“Hey... you.” I start to pant a little. “Give me back my fork.” I grab onto his thick body, climbing right on top of his back.
“Not letting go. Not even for.... giant hoses?” I say as he runs into a big building, filled with giant hoses.
“Ok, that was weird. But nothing else can.....-” I get interrupted as the stallion bucks me off of him, making me land onto a park bench.
“Well, how rude.” I say angrily, getting up from the bench.
“I swear, with Celestia as my witness, I will find that stallion, and get back my fork. All in the name of justice.” I then start to hear my stomach growling. “But first I think I'll go get some donuts first.” I say sounding more happier.
* * *
“What’d you mean you're all out. The restaurant name is Donut Topia. I say after hearing from the I’m guessing college dropout mare behind the counter say they are fresh out.
“Sorry. Fresh out.” She takes a short pause. “But we have plenty of coffee and-” I walk away from her.
“Well, the nerves of somepony.” She says quietly under her voice as I walk out of the place.
Walking down Las Pegasus streets now, wondering what else to do, until I see two ponies dressed in the most ridiculous costumes.
“What the.....? I gotta see this.” I say, now walking up to them.
Appears two nerdy ponies. One white with red hair and freckles, dressed in a saddle ranger power ponies cosplay. The other a female unicorn as the masked matterhorn.
“Uh.. what's with the weird get-up?” I ask both of them.
“You mean cosplays. We're dressed as the ponies from the comics. I'm sure you heard of it.” The stallion dressed as saddle ranger says to me in a jerky tone.
“Oh I heard of them alright.” I say my head lowered, a little angrily.
“If you must excuse us, we'll be on our way to um.... comic con.” He says in his tone again. His female companion rolling her eyes as he says it. Also looking quite bored.
“Uh huh. And who's this fine lady you got here?” I ask him.
“Name’s Sour Apple. I’m only here to watch over my brother at this stu-, I mean magical convention.” She tells me, rolling her eyes again when saying magical. “Why am I wearing this outfit?” She rolls her eyes, pointing to the pony next to her.
“Ok. Listen I’ll see you later.” I say before running away from the two.
Comic con.
Power ponies.
What is this?
* * *
“Well, what now?” I say, arms folded, sitting on the bed in my hotel room, bored. “I think this trip is over.” i jump off the bed. “I came to Las Pegasus looking for adventure. Instead all I’ve done is eat no donuts, meet two nerds, and a encounter a creepy stallion stealing my stuff. What can I possibly do to make this trip worth it?”
My wish would come true... for only a few seconds though.
Slamming the door open appears a big earth pony stallion, long brown hair.
“Finally. I knew you’d be back in your apartment. We would’ve gotten here sooner if somepony didn’t say to check the whole city first.” He says as a unicorn mare walks beside him.
Hmm, it seems they were looking for me. This could be the adventure I was waiting for when I first came to this city.
But what if they see the pony they’re looking for while we’re all out on the town? I don’t wanna confuse them.
“Uh... who you looking for?” I smile sheepishly. Be prepared for whatever they do.
“Are you not Brian? Do you not have a blonde mane and tail.” He points to both my mane and tail. “And white body.” He points at me whole. “And live in a crappy apartment.” The stallion asks me.
Ok, where to start.
First that there’s another pony in this town looking exactly like me.
Second, this is a hotel, not an apartment complex. (Plus this room isn’t that crappy.)
And thirdly, who are these ponies? (And I considered going with them.)
“Um, my name’s not Brian. And although I “apparently” look like him, I’m not him.” I see a frown growing on the stallion’s face, while the other grows a smirk. “Also, this is a hotel room, not an apartment.”
There’s a few seconds of silence before the female says to me: “Sorry for interrupting. We’ll be on our way.” The two walk out of the doorway and down the hall.
I jump back on the bed, hearing later from down the hall the same stallion: “Hey there he is. See honey I told you he’ll be here.” I hear from down the hall sounds of struggle. (I’m guessing he thought he was who they’re looking for. I later find out that he looked nothing like what they're looking for.).
‘This place is weird. I’m out of here.” I say straight out of my mouth.
Epilogue
“Well this trip was something but I think going back home will be just as good for me.” I say while walking over to the train.
While walking I bump into another pony face first, knocking me on my back.
“Hey watch where you're going?” we both happen to say at the same time, both looking at each other quite shocked. (This pony must be what those two from earlier were looking for.)
He looks exactly like me. What do I do?
We both get up at the exact same time.
I raise my hoof up in the air, him doing the same while I do it.
This is awkward.
We both start dancing awkwardly at the same tune, causing passersby to stare.
After we both finish, we move our heads closer to each other, heads interlocking.
“So, where are you heading?” He asks me.
“Home in Ponyville. Why you ask?”
“We look exactly like each other. Wanna have some fun?”
Hmm, have some fun with a look alike?
“Deal.”
We both smile at each other.
“So, your trying to escape from two ponies who want you to join their bridleway musical production.” I ask Brian.
“Yeah. Just don't get me started on all the singing. It's so cheesy. I just gotta get away from it all.”
“I know how you feel.” We both smile at each other, his being bigger than mine.
“Uh yeah, one question. Are you gay? Cause I’m certainly not.” I ask him.
“What! No! Just because I smile bigger doesn’t make me automatically gay. I’m just a happy guy.” He explains to me.
Ok, that’s good.
“What you wanna do now?” I ask him.
A smile both appears on our faces.
“Wanna messed with Twilight?” I suggest to him with a devious smile.
“Twilight? You mean Pinkie Pie.”
“Huh. Do you like-”
“Oh no. I don't.” He interrupts me.
“Okay. Now-”
“I love her.”
Oh.
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
From Appleloosa with Trix's
“Just read it!” Twilight says to me all angry, mad like.
“No.” I say back to here.
We were both in the library. Twilight invited me to join her own book club that she just started. Even though it was only just me and her in the club.
And the book she wants me to read is “Fifty Shades of Neigh.”
“Ok, I’m gonna ask you one more time. Just. Read. It.”
“And what if I say no?” I say to her playful like.
Instantly, Twilight’s eyes become deep deep red, smoke flares out of her nostrils, becoming really really mad at me. She levitates the book, then starts running towards me.
So I run away from her too. “Ok, but you’ll gotta catch me!” I says to her while running from her all playfully like.
We both run out of the library into Ponyville town square, dodging ponies and Twilight at the same time.
“Hey, how about we take a break dear? I’m getting awfully tired.” I say back to here but only getting.
“AHHHHHH!!!!!!” From her. Right can’t stop running,
Then there I see the Ponyville train station up ahead. Yes, time to escape.
I walk up to the wooden platform, then jumping straight into the nearest train car right as the door closes.
I get up after long breaths of having to run, seeing Twilight back on the platform, looking madder as ever (at least as I’ve seen her.), stomping her front hooves, and throwing the book to the ground.
Phew. ”That was close.” I say, wiping my brow of sweat.
Then I feel a hoof on my shoulder. “Um, pardon me but do you happen to have a ticket?” A pony I’m guessing is the conductor says to me. My face goes all worried like.
Not before long, I get kicked off the train, landing in a mud puddle face first. Great.
I get up, trying to wipe the muck off me. Then walks a couple of inches towards Ponyville only to remember one thing.
“Wait, if I go back to Ponyville, Twilight will most likely kill me.” I say worrying to myself. “I have to just stay away for like.....a month.”
So then I stop going towards Ponyville, instead heading south of there.
* * *
After about an hour of walking south, I end up in the town of Appleloosa. Seeing all the cowpony walking in town, smelling apple pies, and looking at the clocktower, seeing it’s exactly 5:25.
“Ok, I can stay here for a while. Or at least until Twilight stops staying mad at me.” I say to myself. I walk over to an inn before being nudged on the shoulder by somepony.
“Uh, did you just say Twilight?” I look behind me to see a blue pony with a light blue mane and tail. Not wearing anything.
“Um....Trixie, why are you?” I question to her.
“Oh, um....you see THE great and powerful Trixie has uh........been showing these ponies the great magics I possess!” She says in her usual boastful tone, pointing her hoof at the ponies walking in the street, then smiling at me.
“Ok, why are you really here?” I say to her in a realistic manner.
‘Wha...um......ok.” She takes a short pause. “I’m broke.” She says sad like, pouty eyes.
“Broke?”
“Indeed.” She says still in her sad tone.
I walk over to a bench nearby, sitting down, her doing the same. “I thought you told me your parents were like, crazy rich, and-”
“I lied.” She interrupts me in a sad mood.
After several seconds of silence from each of us I break the silence saying. “So, what about Twilight?”
“Oh yeah, you see.......I’ve been thinking of maybe asking her if she be, like, a magic teacher to me.” Trixie says to me, but saying it in a kind of happy mood.
“A magic teacher. Hmm, it could work....So why haven’t you told her yet?”
“Why? You’ve seen how I treated her and her friends. What if she doesn’t want to and-”
I put a hoof to her mouth, then interrupts her. “Trust me, she will.” A smile comes across both our faces.
‘Kiss her.’
‘What?’
’Kiss her man. She’s right there.’
‘What, why?’
‘Because you love her.’
‘I do not.’
‘Um...yes you do. Trust me.’
“Shut up mind.” I say out loud,Trixie looking at me weird.
“You alright?” She says to me worried. Don’t know why.
“Um..yes.” We both smile at each other. Then the unthinkable happened.
She kissed me.
As her lips were still on mine, my eyes wide opened, looking surprised. Trixie’s eyes closed, seeing a smile on her face. So I separate from her.
“What was that!!” I yell at her, gaining the attention of ponies around me. I smile towards them. They walk away to mind their own business.
I lean in closer to whisper to her. “What was that?”
She whispers back to me. “Oh, well..it’s just that......I think your um....nice.”
“What.”
Trixie gets up from the bench. “You see, ever since you moved to Ponyville, I’ve been.... thinking about you a lot, and well.......I think I like you.” She says looking away from me. I get up from the bench to go over to her.
“Listen, I get what you're saying and it’s just.” I take a short pause. “Huh, I can’t say it.”
“Say what?” She questions me.
After several seconds of silence, I say to her. “Oh, nothing, just, um....thinking about Twilight. You see she wants me to be a part of her book club and, well......she’s kind of mad at me.”
“Oh, well I think I understand. What you’ll gonna do about her?” She asks me.
“I don’t know. I just plan to stay away from her for like, I don’t know....a month.” I answer back to her.
“Ok. What you gonna do now?”
I put my hoof to my chin, thinking. “Probably get a room at this inn, settle in, then get something to eat.” A short pause later. “Um, why you ask?”
A smile comes across her face.
* * *
“You want to do what?” I say to Trixie, who's lying in my room’s bed. The room was small, having a small bathroom area with a sink, and toilet, a bed, small closet, and a few chairs with a table.
She pulls out a book (don’t know where she held it.). “Well, since you’re gonna be away from Twilight for a while, I was wondering maybe if we could....try something.” She opens the book to a certain page to reveal a certain sexual position called: Wheelbarrow.
“You mean you wanna have sex NOW!” I yell at her.
“Well I was wondering that we might as well do something, you know, special.” She smiles at me.
“Well listen here young filly. I’m not gonna buck somepony I just met not too long ago without dinner.” I say to her all serious like.
“Ok, where you wanna take me?”
“I, uh......”A short pause later. “Wait, you really mean it?” I point to her, seeing her shake her head up.
“Well if that’s what you want, then I guess we can do it your way.” She says to me. “So, where you wanna go?”
I put my hoof to my chin, thinking.
* * *
“So uh, this is your idea for a romantic dinner.”
“Hey, you ask me. Maybe if all the fancy restaurants in this town weren’t all full, we’ve would’ve gone there.” I smile to her. Trixie looking all me weird.
“Ok.”
We were sitting at the bar in one of the many bars in Appleloosa. We both asked for a pitcher of cider.
“So you wanna take a walk in the park after this-”
Then an old drunken pony comes between the two of us, interrupting me. burp, “Hey uh.....hot stuff.....wanna get” burp. ”bucked by-”
“Alright, that’s enough for you old man.” A bar employee comes from behind him, pulling him away from us and throwing him out of the establishment. Then the employee starts flirting with Trixie. So I use my magic to kick him out too.
“Thanks.” She says to me. “This happens a lot you know.”
“Well, I don’t blame them.” She gives me an annoyed glance, then a little smile.
“Wanna get drunk?” She says to me, smile on her face. A smile comes across mine.
* * *
What is it with me and sex.
So, there me and Trixie were. Laying in my inn bed, me awake, her still sleeping. I don’t happen to remember what happened last night (isn’t cider great.). All I remember is Trixie saying if I wanna get drunk with her, and that being just it.
I’m guessing we did have sex after all, as you can tell me and Trixie both lying in bed together.
Was I wearing a condom?
I look at where my genitals are, seeing there being at least no evidence of one. uh oh.
I already have a kid with Derpy, now Trixie. What is it with me and minor character sex.
Then I see what looked like a condom lying on the bed between us. Phew.
Just then Trixie wakes up.
“So uh, I guess we had sex. Now what?” I tell her.
“Ya maybe wanna tell me what you were going to really say?” She asks me, her still being sleepy.
“Tell you what?” I say back to her.
“You know. After I told you I kind of liked you.”
Oh. “Um,....ok.” I take a few second of thinking what I’d tell her.”It’s just that me and Twilight have been having sex, and well, I think I wanna marry her.” I say to Trixie. I can tell that she was being worried about our future. (If we did have a future.).
“Oh....I’m sure you two.” Yawn. “Will make a great couple.” She sounded quite happily but still sleepy and worried about our future (again, our future.) saying that.
Yeah. I just remembered that I also have sex with Rarity after Twilight. I’ll have to break up with her if me and Twilight ever did become an item. If Twilight still isn’t mad at me.
Speaking of Twilight, I wonder how she’s doing right now. She could be either mad or gotten better from the last time I saw her. I hoped the latter.
I got up from the bed. Walked towards the small bathroom and looked into the mirror.
I looked like shit.
“Geez, how do I get minor characters to sleep with me.” I turned on the sink to wash my face.
I walk out to see Trixie still laying in bed, sheets covering her own body. I walk over to her side of the bed.
“Hey Trixie.” I whisper to her, seeing her move her eyes towards me.
“Yes.”
“Come on. We’re going.” I say to her.
“Go where?” She questions me.
“Ponyville.”
* * *
We both got off of the train from Appleloosa. This was for both of us.
Trixie needed to ask Twilight if she would consider being her magic teacher, and maybe teach her a little about friendship.
And I needed to confront her about our little thing.
“You’re sure about this.” Trixie asks worried, legs shaking.
“Don’t worry about it. I know Twilight and she’ll probably say yes-”
“YOU!” Twilight interrupts me as she sees me at the train station.
Instantly, she runs towards me, jumping on top of my chest, taking a book out of her saddlebags, immediately hitting my face with it.
“Hey.....ow ow........stop it!” I cast a spell from my horn, allowing to freeze Twilight, book in midair, my face looking all bruised.
“Magic. Gotta love it.” I give a satisfied smirk to her, Twilight giving an angry glare. “Alright Twi, hear us out.” Yes us. “Trixie you go first” I point a hoof over to her, Twilight looking at her.
Trixie face becomes surprised and nervous. “Oh, um...well............I’ve been thinking about this one thing.” She takes a slight pause then says real fast. “I was wondering if you’ll be my magic and friendship teacher!” She says real fast.
Twilight’s face becomes surprised at what she said, then saying. “You, you mean it?”
Trixie gives a smile. “Yes.”
I unfreeze Twilight, hoping she won’t attack me but instead running over to Trixie. Twilight giving Trixie a hug.
“Well that went well.” I say quietly to myself. Now my turn.
“Um, Twilight.” I put a hoof up to try to get her attention. She turns to look at me, eyes not as angry as they were. “You see, um..I was wrong. I should’ve just listen to what you said and, and read that book, no matter what it was. I’m sorry.” I say all sappy like to her. Twilight comes over to me, giving me a hug, then a little kiss.
I see Trixie giving me a smile, then puts her hoof up, trying to me a thumbs up.
There we were, friends. When asked by one to do something I didn’t want to do, I thought I could run from my problems, but I learned that you should just do it no matter what it is.
And if you have a problem with what you're friend wants you to do, tell them you don’t feel great doing it.
Then lastly, if you want to tell someone something but afraid to say it to them because they think they don’t want to because you’ve been mean to them before, just say it to him/her, no matter what it is.
“So, what ya wanna do now?” I ask Twilight, and maybe Trixie.
“Let’s just go home.” Twilight says, happy.
Epilogue
“It’s just that...I think we should see other ponies.”
“Oh.” Rarity says in a not too surprised manner. “It’s just dear that.....I’ve been kind of cheating on you.”
What the buck.
“And who is the lucky pony you're seeing?” I ask her curious like.
“Oh, why Fancypants.” She says seemingly happy.
“Yes yes of course.” I say quietly to myself.
“I’m sorry our little thing didn’t work out.”
“Oh, it’s OK.” I say surprisingly happy.
“Really?” Rarity says surprised.
“Yeah.....I have a surprise for somepony very special.” I give a wink to her, Rarity giving a slight chuckle, her cheeks blushing a little.
“May I see it?” She says happy like.
“Sure.”
I open up my saddlebags to bring out a small black box. I use my magic to open it up to reveal a wedding ring in it. The ring being of gold with small diamond like gems surrounding a big diamond. There also being small initials at the bottom of it with words being: TS. Rarity giving a nod of approval at what she’s seeing.
“Oh, she’ll love it.” A smile comes across her face, acting happy. “So, when you plan to tell her?”
“Oh soon my little pony. Soon.”
“So, what do you think of this place?” I give a big, cheesy, fake, smile over to Twilight.
“Um.....”She puts her arms in a strug position.
We were both at this new bar that just opened in Ponyville. I know it’s not romantic but all of the other fancy romantic restaurants were all filled. So this was, I guess the next best thing.
Tonight was a special night after all. I was gonna tell her to marry me tonight. Even though it may not be in a romantic setting, this bar will just have to do.
I was wearing a black tie with my blonde mane and tail all combed up, looking fresh as ever. Twilight wearing a white gown, her hair tied up in a bun, and wearing golden earrings.
“Um, you look lovely.” I again give a big, fake, cheesy, smile. Twilight smiling herself.
“So.....why are you exactly living at my place?” She asks me.
Oh. “My house was sold.......by a pegasus.” I look down at the table all sad like.
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
Awkward silence lasts for about a couple of seconds. I drink from my glass of hard apple cider, Twilight doing the same.
I look at the clock in the room to see it’s exactly 6:33. Time to go for the kill.
“Uh... Twilight, can I ask you a question?” I ask her curiously while taking out the ring box, holding it behind my back.
“OK, ask away.”
Instantly, I use my magic to flip the table over to the side, spilling our drinks, and everypony noticing.
I get a little closer to her, getting on one knee and saying. “Twilight, Will you....will you marry me? A bright, big smile comes across my face.
Then after a few seconds, a smile comes across her face.
Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective
It's a FNAF Ripoff Filly Brown
“Alright, so I think I know what to do.” I look and point at the small red rolling chair by me. “Just sit here. I then point over to a wall with a whole lot of security monitors on it, one for every room. “Look at all of these monitors, and make sure nothing bad happens.” I say to the tan earth pony stallion in front of me, him looking quite happy.
I was on the first day of my job as a nighttime security officer. Although after hearing that all I ever will do is look at monitors and report something I see wrong to the police, I was starting to think this was a bad idea.
“Yeah, can I just go home now?” I say to him, his smile disappearing.
Why would anypony take a job like this? (Look who's talking.)
The stallion puts his arm around me, his smile coming back. “Now now. This can be fun once you think about it.” He lets go of me, walking to the open doorway. “Why I bet a little visit from our friends would convince you that this place is ok.” He says happily.
“Yeah, I sure it would.” I say sarcastically.
The pony walks out of the room, immediately locking the door from the outside.
“What a weird pony. So what I do now? Watch security cameras.” I say in a jokingly tone.
I walk over to the wall of monitors, able to see every room in the whole building (including the mare’s room.).
“Colts and Fillies room?” I look into each monitor of both restrooms, both looking quite calm. “Looks alright to me.”
“How about kitchen?” I look into the kitchen screen, again looking calm. “Not too bad.”
“Um... main dining area?” I look into that monitor.
On the screen, I see a bunch of tables and chairs, lined perfectly across from each other. Also seeing into the room a small stage in the corner. On it our what appears to be three animatronics ponies. One holding a guitar, the other by a drum kit, and the final one by a microphone.
“Again, nothing here.” I walk away from the monitors to my chair, lifting my feet up onto the desk. “Now to be bored.”
* * *
“Well it’s been five minutes, better check on what’s not interesting.” I walk over to the wall of monitors, seeing all rooms still the same.
Except for the dining area.
“Uh, weren’t there three animatronics ponies there before?” Right as I say that, I hear loud metal like sounds coming from the hallway.
My face gets all nervous. “Ok, it’s alright.” I sit back down on the chair.
Wait a minute.
This better not be some fnaf sh(buys some apples)it.
It probably is.
That other pony, the happy one is probably doing this to get me more interested in this job.
Why would somepony come back the next night after this?
“That’s it I’m out of here.” I say angrily.
* * *
Walking through a dark hallway is scary.
Knowing there’s evil animatronic monsters trying to possibly kill you is even scarier.
“Lousy no-good job. Where can that pony go off to? I’m not even wearing a uniform.” I mumble to myself as I walk further into the darkness.
“There it is.” I say, pointing to the pair of double glass doors leading out of this place.
Then a jumpscare appears.
A being made out of metal, a little fur, and some other parts appears right in front of me.
“Aaaahhhhhhh.... ” I scream, sounding terrified at first, then the volume of it going down.
Wait a minute, what am I scared of?
I confidently place my hoof over the top of the being’s head, then with one strong pull, taking it off.
“A ha! The stallion who tried to convince me that this job was alright.” I say after I take off what appears to be a mask. Under it being the stallion from before, disguised like the animatronic you know.
“Tell me. Why did you do this?” I ask him suspiciously, yet sounding like a smart aleck.
“I wanted to show you that this place was ok. And I thought if I scared the sh(buy some apples)at out of you, you’ll maybe wanna come back. Five more nights maybe at least.” He says to me sincerely. “And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling fillies, and your dog too.” Saying in a much more angry tone.
"Wha...?"
I look to see four ponies and a dog somehow magically appearing behind me.
“Um... where you all come from?” I state the obvious.
“No time for that. Do you know that you just captured one of Equestria’s most wanted criminals." The blonde earth pony stallion says to me.
“What?”
“You see, Mr. Newbell here dresses up in this ridiculous costume every year, tries to scare the next nighttime security officer into staying. And if they do indeed stay, then he’ll have full access of the entire restaurant. All to look for the deed.” The brown haired unicorn mare explains to me.
“How you even got all that is a mystery to me.” I say to her.
“Oh, it’s all true.” The pony says straight to me.
“Hey can you give the manager my message?” I say pleasantly to him.
“Ok, what is it?”
“I QUIT!”
* * *
“That’s the last time I take a job working night shift.” I mumble to myself, walking down Ponyville street.
“Hey can you do me a favor?” a strange small unicorn filly says to me, wearing a brown trenchcoat and big hat.
sigh “What is it?” I say angrily.
“It’s the pizzeria. Something is going to happen there, And I need you to go inside, and report to me what it is.” She says secretly to me.
“NO!”
I walk away from her.
“The nerves of some ponies.”
Epilogue
“Ok, what now?” I say to myself sitting on a park bench.
“Bored...... nothing to talk about or nopony to talk to.”
Lyra Heartstrings walks up to me, sitting down on the bench her usual way, smiling at me.
“What? Wanna hand?” I say jokingly to her. Lyra not appearing to take it well.
After a few minutes, “I gotta go. I got a....... spa appointment.” I give a cheesy smile, then getting up from the bench and quickly running off somewhere.
I run over to hide behind a tree.
phew “It looked liked she she was serious about the hand part.” I say in between pants.
