Crackfic(s). You have been warned.

EDIT: I'm changing this into a repository for any crackfics I want to make featuring Humanized!Vinyl/Humanized!Octavia.

Pony in my Panties (Or, Octopussy):
Bon-Bon is going to the Canterlot Bake-Off, and Lyra is coming with her! Unfortunately, Lyra's sea pony clone (affectionately called "Little Lyra") can't come, and no one is willing to ponysit except Lyra's old college rival's girlfriend, Vinyl Scratch! And since she's living with Octavia, this can't end well…

Good Vibrations:
After returning from the moon, Luna is appalled at the rampant crime in Canterlot. From smugglers to drug dealers, the seedy underworld rules the streets, and Luna finds the royal guard is now for nothing more than decoration and cannon fodder. After remembering Celestia's complaints of hearing loss after attending one of Vinyl's raves (Luna insisted), she decides to commission a sound based deterrent system from the Princess of the Pulse herself…