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Help Me, Doctor Dick!

by RockstarRaccoon
He's the physician Equestria needs... Intense medical drama. With lots of sex jokes and shockingly accurate medicine. Ok, it's just sex jokes. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR ART!!

[ Demented Sex Comedy / Medical Drama / Crackfic ]
Nopony knows where he comes from, nor how he does what he does, but if there's one thing that everypony knows about him, it's this...

His name... is Dick.
...And he's... A DOCTOR!


In this bold, imaginative medical drama, a pony named Dick, who also has an amazing dick, becomes the medical genius Equestria needs!

A Doctor Dick in Equestria story, set in Freleania's Dildoverse.

Contains: Dicks, Melodrama, Dicks, Made Up Illnesses, Dicks, Bad Word Play, Dicks, Wildly Inappropriate Behavior that Nopony Questions, and very little actual sex being had despite the fact that the main character has literally the best dick in the world.

Doctor Dick is (probably) copyrighted to E-Rotic.
Doctor Lolipop is (once again, probably) copyright Frederator Studios.

I will not apologize for art.

Complete
Comedy
Profanity
Random
Crossover
Drama
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Sex
 
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6584 words: Estimated 33 minutes to read

5 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 - C'mon please help me Doctor Dick! 2017-10-17 01:04:39 UTC
    1018
  2. Chapter 2 - My Fever's Rising, please come quick! 2017-11-09 21:59:49 UTC
    1071
  3. Chapter 3 - I know you know a little trick! 2017-11-13 23:58:09 UTC
  4. Chapter 4 - Oh doctor please Deep, Deep, Deeper! 2017-11-24 22:20:27 UTC
    2549
  5. E-Rotilogue - "D-D-D-D-D-D-Deeper!" 2017-12-06 22:14:25 UTC
    1946