Chapters The Great and Powerful Reward
The Great and Powerful Reward
The Great and Powerful Reward
Trixie galloped away from the quickly vanishing cloud of smoke that she had summoned to make her escape. She had intended for the smokescreen to be a bit larger, but she had expended so much of her incredibly vast and impressive stores of magical energy valiantly fighting off the Ursa, that she was far too exhausted to put effort into such unimpressive spells. Everypony knows that the best spells are the ones that involve bright lights and explosions, anyway. Smokescreens are not at all great or powerful, so Trixie would only create them during an emergency.
And what an emergency it was. That damn Twilight had been standing there showing off, making Trixie look like a foal. Nopony makes Trixie look like a foal, not even gorgeous, talented, beautifully purple mares with the most impressive magic Trixie had ever seen. Who did she think she was with that pretty mane, intelligent eyes, perfectly round flanks…
Trixie continued to gallop far out of town, dreamily thinking of Twilight. She was so lost in thought, that she didn’t even notice when she entered the Everfree Forest. A poorly maintained path led her deeper and deeper into the forest.
“Cluck cluck,” said a nearby bush, as Trixie passed by it. The noise awoke her from her fantasies and she stopped running, finally noticing where she was. Trixie was, of course, completely educated on the creatures of the Everfree Forest. Part of being Great and Powerful is being learned in all things related to magic, and the forest was populated almost entirely by magical creatures. Fully aware that many of these creatures posed a large threat to the average pony, Trixie was unconcerned, for she was not an average pony. She was the Great and Powerful Trixie, ready to fight off whatever the mysterious clucking noise had come from.
The bush rustled, and two faintly glowing red eyes glared at her through the dense foliage. Suddenly, the eyes burst forward, and the creatures body came with them. As it emerged from the bush, Trixie was able to recognize its shape in the moonlight.
It was a chicken. Or at least, that’s what she thought at first. It continued to slither closer to her, which was very peculiar because chickens don’t normally slither. Upon further examination of the creature, Trixie realized that it was not entirely a chicken. It was more like a giant snake with a chicken instead of a head. She remembered learning about these creatures, but she couldn’t remember much about them at that moment.
As she gazed curiously into those glowing red eyes, she grew more and more frustrated by her inability to recall the creature’s name. She vaguely remembered that she had always found something about the name to be hilarious because it made her think of something dirty. But what was it?
Her pondering was interrupted by a numbing sensation creeping up through her hooves and traveling across her legs. She looked down and realized she was being turned to stone.
Ah ha! That was it. This creature was a cockatrice! It had always amused Trixie that the creature was called a cockatrice, and its special ability involved making things as hard as a rock.
“Hehehe, Trixie is just too clever sometimes,” she said in her usual manner of speaking. She continued to giggle to herself as the numbness spread all the way up her body, up her neck, across her face, and all the way to the tip of the horn.
***
“Trixie? Are you awake? Can you hear me?”
Trixie barely managed to open her eyelids just a crack. Before she could get a clear view of her surroundings, she closed her eyes again. She felt woozy, and tired, and very confused. She’d been having an amazing dream involving a particular purple unicorn, and she was not ready to be woken up. She chose not to respond to the voice, hoping that it would leave her alone and go away.
For a few seconds she heard nothing, and began to drift back to sleep. But then the gentle touch of a hoof to her forehead caused her to come back to reality. The hoof gingerly and lovingly brushed Trixie’s mane away from her face. Trixie allowed herself to enjoy the comforting gesture, and a small smile appeared on her face.
For the second time, she opened her eyes. Only this time she opened them further, and when she saw who was caring for her, they stayed open. Trixie must not have been awake after all, since she was obviously still dreaming. There, standing next to the bed that Trixie found herself laying on, was the most beautiful mare she had ever seen: Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight wore a blissful expression on her face. She almost seemed happy that Trixie hadn’t responded, and she was entirely focused slowly stroking Trixie’s mane. Her eyes wandered downwards to get a better look at the blue unicorn’s face and she realized that Trixie was staring back at her.
“Ah! I- Um. Uh… Good! You’re awake,” Twilight stuttered. She looked away from Trixie’s gaze and her cheeks seemed to glow red.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie was not sleeping, she was merely resting her eyes,” Trixie stated matter-of-factly, while shifting her body so that she was sitting upright, her back propped against a pillow. The blush disappeared from Twilight’s face and she looked back at Trixie.
“You were turned to stone! How can you call that resting?” The look on Twilight’s face had become one of annoyance and disbelief.
“That is how the Great and Powerful Trixie rests,” Trixie replied, acting as if she had just won an argument. Twilight just rolled her eyes and looked away again. “Now tell Trixie why she is in a bed in a library,” she commanded while glancing around the room she was in.
Twilight began to blush again, looking a little nervous. “Well, when you ran out of town after the Ursa incident, some ponies told me that you had gone into the Everfree Forest. I, uh, started to worry about you.” At that point, Twilight’s blush flared, and she stopped for several seconds to regain her composure. “Over a week had passed since you left and you still hadn’t come back to pick up all of your belongings. Then I heard Fluttershy mention that a cockatrice was loose in the forest, so I went out looking for you. I used a tracking spell to follow your trail, and when I finally found you, you were turned to stone. So I teleported us back here to my house and found a spell to cure you.” At the end of her story, Twilight glanced up at Trixie with a shy smile on her face.
Trixie was no stranger to the affections of mares and stallions alike, and she saw what Twilight had done a very poor job trying to hide. A coy smile appeared on her face.
“You have done a kind deed. The Great and Powerful Trixie always rewards those who aid her.” Trixie reached out with a hoof and wrapped her arm around the back of Twilight’s neck, pulling her closer. She gazed seductively into Twilight’s eyes, which were filled with a boiling mixture of emotions: confusion, surprise, hope, fear, happiness, and a little bit of arousal. Trixie smirked. “Do you want Trixie’s--” She paused for just a second, then slowly licked the very tip of Twilight’s horn. “--reward?”
That simple lick was enough to earn a groan of pleasure from Twilight. The purple mare closed her eyes and leaned closer to Trixie, supporting herself on the side of the bed.
“Yes,” she whispered almost too quietly for Trixie to hear, despite the fact that her mouth was mere inches from Trixie’s ear. “Please!”
Trixie needed no more encouragement. She grabbed Twilight into a tight hug and pulled her onto the bed with her. She used Twilight’s momentum to roll on top of her, pinning Twilight to the bed with Trixie pushing down on her. Twilight lay there completely helpless, not that she would have done something if she could. She squeezed her eyes shut and waited for Trixie to do whatever she had planned.
The blue mare held her new-found partner at arms length and paused for a moment to admire how sexy Twilight looked when she was spread out on a bed underneath of her. When Trixie was finished looking, she leaned down on Twilight, pressing their bodies together, as well as their mouths. She immediately pressed her tongue through Twilight’s lips, tasting her saliva.
Twilight’s eyes shot open as she was taken completely by surprise. She quickly lost herself in the embrace, welcoming Trixie’s tongue with her own.
The two of them pushed back and forth, with Trixie dominating. After what seemed like an eternity of bliss to Twilight, Trixie withdrew from Twilight’s mouth. Twilight did not want her to stop. She tried to pull herself back towards Trixie’s lips, but Trixie slid forward, bringing Twilight’s horn into her mouth.
Twilight’s jaw dropped and she moaned in ecstasy as Trixie began to suck on her horn. Trixie pressed Twilight’s head down against the pillow, and forced as much of her lover’s horn into her mouth as possible. She began to bob up and down, the horn moving in and out of her throat. She swirled her tongue around, enjoying the faint taste of powerful magic hidden just below the hard surface. As Trixie furiously sucked, Twilight squirmed around with her lower body, trying to relieve the pressure that was building up between her legs. She tried to bring a hoof down to her pussy, but Trixie’s body got in the way. After struggling for a few more seconds, she resigned herself to Trixie’s merciless sucking. Pleasure built up unbearably in her horn and started to spread throughout the rest of her body. Trixie saw her partner was getting close, so she sped up her movements accordingly.
Twilight let out a squeak that slowly turned into a low moan as waves of pleasure rolled across her entire body. Her back arched and her eyes rolled upwards as she experienced the most powerful orgasm of her life. She felt her juices leaking onto the bedspread as Trixie slowed her movements and came to a stop.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie never fails to please,” the smug mare declared triumphantly.
“Oh my goodness, Trixie. That was incredible! I’ve never been with another mare before, but that was amazing,” Twilight gasped, still out of breath from the experience.
“Ah, it’s almost a shame that no other mare will be able to meet your standards, now that you’ve experienced the amazing lovemaking of Trixie. Though Trixie believes it is safe to assume that she has outdone your standards for stallions as well.” Trixie could not have appeared more smug. Twilight suspected that Trixie was even more confident in her lovemaking ability than her magical ability, and that’s saying something.
“Well… I’ve never actually been with a stallion, either.” Twilight smiled shyly at Trixie. A very mischievous smile appeared on Trixie’s face in response.
“Oh, is that so? Well, allow Trixie to make it two firsts in one day, and witness exactly why Trixie is known as the Great and Powerful!”
Trixie closed her eyes in concentration and her horn began to glow. Twilight sensed very strong magic beginning to build up inside Trixie, magic much stronger than anything she had performed on-stage in town. Trixie was performing a spell that Twilight was unable to recognize.
A flash of light forced Twilight to shield her eyes. When she lowered her hoof, she saw Trixie just as she had been before. But there was one major difference: Trixie now had a penis.
“Behold! The Great and Powerful Trixie’s true talent:” She paused and grinned at Twilight for dramatic effect. “Dick magic!”
With that, she grabbed her penis with both hooves and lined it up with Twilight’s oozing slit. She placed the head inside, forcing the lips to part around her member. She slowly sunk the rest of her length deep inside Twilight’s pussy, feeling the tight walls squeeze her the entire way.
Twilight’s face at first expressed pain, but quickly changed to pleasure as Trixie slowly moved in and out. She had never experienced anything like it before. She could feel Trixie’s dick forcing itself all the way inside of her. Thankfully, she was fully lubricated from her previous orgasm, or else this would have been a lot more difficult.
Trixie began to pick up speed, pushing her penis in and out more forcefully. Twilight once again began to feel the powerful sensation of pressure building up inside of her. As Trixie continued thrusting, Twilight reached a hoof towards her pussy. As soon as it made contact with her clit, tingles started running up her entire body. The sexual pleasure had been doubled.
For the second time, the pressure began to build up too much for Twilight to bear. She began to buck her hips opposite Trixie’s movements, forcing her to pound harder. She could feel Trixie’s balls slapping against her rump as she began to scream in pleasure. The waves flooded her mind and she lost herself completely as she orgasmed once more.
Trixie carried on for just a few more moments before increasing to maximum speed. She thrust harder and harder as she built up to her own climax.
The last thing Twilight felt before blacking out was Trixie pulling her dick out of her pussy, then spraying her seed all over Twilight’s rump.
A/N: This was written for the Equestria After Dark speedclop writing challenge. The prompt was "A Pony Swapping Sexes." I'm not sure if futa actually counts as sex swapping or not (probably not) but I totally failed the challenge anyway. I was only supposed to write for 69 minutes, but this took me a couple of hours to write. So, in conclusion, I messed up pretty bad. I hope you enjoyed it anyway! :D
The Great and Powerful Reward
The Great and Powerful Monster
Trixie fell back on her haunches, reflecting on what a passionate and spectacular performance she had just given. Obviously, her performances were ALWAYS passionate and spectacular, but this one had been… different. Something about it went above and beyond all of her previous conquests. It had almost seemed more meaningful, more substantial. Almost like she had actual feelings for her most recent lover.
She scrutinized the unconscious purple mare that lay sprawled out on the bed in front of her. Her gaze lingered on the sleeping pony’s unbearably cute face, while a blissful smile formed on her own lips. Maybe she could settle down. Maybe she could stay in Ponyville, for Twilight.
No! She tore her eyes away and squeezed her eyelids shut. She shook her head, trying to get the image of Twilight Sparkle out of her mind.
The Great and Powerful Trixie could never love anypony but herself, for nopony else could possibly come close to rivaling her greatness. Anypony who thought that they deserved her was a foal.
It was true, Twilight had defeated the Ursa Minor while Trixie stood by and watched. But that was just because she was so distraught over the loss of her traveling wagon, so she couldn’t properly focus on her magic. Yes, there was absolutely no doubt that Trixie was the most talented spell-caster in all of Equestria. She’d just been taken by surprise. That was all.
Once again assured of her own magnificence, Trixie turned her attention to the matter at hoof: leaving before Twilight woke up.
Making use of her special talent, she poofed her magical penis into non-existence. The gratuitous amount of semen that she had left on the bedspread and Twilight’s behind vanished as well. The bed was still far from clean due to Twilight’s juices and the sweat that the two of them had produced during their lovemaking. Trixie could easily have used her magic to clean up the rest of the mess, but such spells were so below her that she didn’t bother.
She quietly slid off the bed onto all fours. Glancing around the room, she wondered where her clothes were. She would normally leave them on a table in plain sight so that she’d be able to find them quickly when it was time to go. She searched for a few seconds, puzzled by their disappearance. Then she remembered why she was in Twilight’s room. All of her belongings, cape and hat included, were crushed by the Ursa.
She paused for a second, dismayed by the sudden recollection. Unsure of what to do, she tentatively walked towards the door to exit Twilight’s room. As Trixie approached it, she slowly pulled the handle with her magic. To her further dismay, the hinges gave off a very loud creak as the door swung partway open.
Behind her, the sound of bed sheets rustling alerted Trixie to Twilight’s waking. She hurriedly stepped through the doorway and closed it behind her without looking back. From there the could see her escape route. All she had to do was go down a single flight of stairs then out the front door. She started to make her way down the stairs.
“Trixie?” A voice called out from behind the door to Twilight’s room. The voice sounded of confusion, fear, and sadness.
Trixie stopped dead in her tracks, standing completely still.
“Where are you?” This time the voice was quieter. The tones of loneliness and heartbreak evident enough to feel like arrows piercing Trixie’s heart. She turned then, took a step towards the voice. She was at a loss for what to do. This was her chance to start a new life here with Twilight. Her days of wandering from town to town, showing off the same magic routine every time she found herself somewhere new, would be over. She decided to answer Twilight’s call.
“Trixie is here!” She threw open the door with her magic, and ran in to the room, leaping into Twilight’s open arms. She vowed that they would always be together and they would love each other forever.
At least, that’s what Trixie would have done if she was the Brave and Courageous Trixie. Instead, she acted as the Weak and Scared Trixie. As soon as she had opened her mouth to answer, the words shriveled and died in her throat. She turned again, facing back towards the stairs. Clenching her eyes with frustration and indecision, she did what she’d been doing ever since she was a young filly.
She ran.
She ran away from Twilight. Away from the chance of love. Away from the possibility of a happy, peaceful life.
***
Trixie began to gallop. Directly towards a flight of stairs. And her eyes were closed.
Several very loud thumping noises made their way through the bedroom door, across the room, and into Twilight’s ears. The unicorn sat up, a flicker of hope rising up deep inside of her.
“Trixie! Was that you?”
No reply came. Fear crossed her mind as she realized that Trixie could be hurt and unable to respond.
She jumped out of her bed, ignoring the leftover wetness of her inner thighs. As soon as she landed, a wave of dizziness made her realize that she probably shouldn’t have gotten up so quickly. She waited for a few moments for her head to clear up, then made her way out of her door to investigate the noise.
As soon as she got to the top of the stairs, she saw a dazed Trixie face-planted right in front of the bottom step. A relieved smile appeared on Twilight’s face.
“Oh thank goodness you’re still here. I was afraid that you’d abandoned me.” Her expression became one of concern as Trixie did not move. “Are you hurt? Do you need help?” There was still no answer.
Twilight began to walk down the stairs, quickly running through a list of healing spells in her mind, looking for one most suitable for this situation. Before she took more than a few steps, Trixie lifted her head and glared at Twilight while getting up on her hooves.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie would never need help from somepony like you. Trixie is fine by herself!” And with that she broke eye contact and galloped out the front door of the library.
“Trixie, wait!” Twilight shouted, helplessly reaching out a hoof as if she could grab her fleeing lover and pull her back. But Trixie was gone. Twilight just stared at the open door as her hoof dropped to her side and she sat down on the stairs behind her. “I don’t understand.” Warm tears ran from her eyes and began to drip down her face.
***
The Great and Powerful Trixie had an incredible sense of direction, so she knew exactly which way she was going: Forward. Other than that, she really didn't know. She was not entirely sure where she was headed, she just needed to get out of Ponyville.
It was still morning, so there was a significant number of ponies walking around outside. Many of them paid no attention to the light blue unicorn galloping down the middle of the street. Some ponies shouted mockingly at her as she passed, recalling how she had been shown up by Twilight. Others glared at her, remembering that she had indirectly caused an Ursa Minor to destroy a portion of the town. A certain minty green unicorn allowed her gaze to linger a bit too long on Trixie’s flank and received a smack from the blue and pink maned earth pony standing next to her. A yellow pegasus unknowingly wandered into Trixie’s path, then hurriedly jumped out of the way as the unicorn startled her.
“Oh my! Who was that?” The pegasus asked her pink earth pony friend, who had seemingly appeared out of nowhere. The pink pony stared after Trixie, her eyes full of curiosity.
“I have no idea,” she exclaimed with a bright smile, then bounced away.
Trixie could see the edge of the Everfree Forest. She was almost there. A unicorn with a coat practically the same color as Trixie’s and an hourglass cutie mark called out to her.
“Hey Trixie! When was the last time you had your teeth cleaned?”
Trixie ignored her and continued towards the dense trees. As soon as she entered the forest, she stopped, having learned from her last visit not to wander too far.
All that galloping had helped clear her head. She left her thoughts of Twilight behind her as she began to ready her spell. She needed to go back in to town to reclaim her, hopefully somewhat intact, belongings. However, she did not relish the thought of being seen and mocked by everypony in town. So she was preparing a transformation spell and adding in a bit of her special brand of magic to give herself a magical disguise. Then she’d be able to go about her business without anypony bothering her.
She glanced around one last time to make sure nopony could see her. Once she was confident that she was alone, she performed the spell. In a flash of white light, her body took a new form.
***
A unicorn and a pegasus trotted through the outskirts of Ponyville, towards the edge of the forest.
“Explain to me again, darling. Why do you need me to accompany you to that dreadful place?”
“How many times do I have to explain this? To find the right kind of flower, I need a unicorn to sense it with their magic. And since Twilight was busy today, that leaves you to help me.”
“Alright, but I still don’t particularly want to go to the Everfree Forest. Why do you even need this flower, anyway?”
“You know, the forest isn’t so bad. I fly around in there all the time to work on my agility.”
“Not to be rude, but that isn’t what I asked.”
“Oh, the flower? It’s for, uh… I need it to… um… freshen my breath!”
Suddenly, the pegasus came to a stop. Her sharp eyes noticed something large moving just beyond the edge of the forest. Her unicorn friend took a few more steps obliviously. When she noticed that the pegasus had stopped, she trotted back to her side.
“You know, darling, we aren’t in the forest yet. We’re not going to find your flower in this field of grass.”
When the pegasus continued to stare into the forest, the unicorn glanced towards the trees. “What is it? Do you see something?” she asked, hoping for a response this time. When she looked back at her friend, she saw that the pegasus wore an expression of shock and confusion. The pegasus began to blush as her wings stiffened to full length, sticking straight up from her back.
“Ew! Please try to control yourself dear,” the unicorn said with a hint of disgust while taking a step away from her friend. Then the pegasus spoke.
“I think that’s… a penis.”
“I’m sorry. I must have misheard you. Could you repeat that?”
The pegasus did not need to say anything, because at that moment the creature she’d been watching crashed out of the trees. The noise attracted the attention of the unicorn, who blanched when she saw what she was afraid her friend had just described to her.
A giant penis, at least 10 feet tall, and wider around than any pony could wrap their arms, stood at the edge of the forest, facing the two mares. They just stood and gaped, at a complete loss for what to do.
The penis advanced, using its testicles as two short, stubby legs, and waving around its pubic hairs as if they were arms. The pegasus immediately jumped in the air and tried to turn towards town, but found it difficult to maneuver with her wings sticking out the way they were. When she finally pointed herself in the right direction, she flew towards town as fast as she could. The unicorn ran after her, moving significantly slower than the winged pony.
“Rainbow, wait for me! Don’t leave me here!” She tried to scream to her friend, but the sound of the pegasus’s own voice as she flew over the town square shouting prevented her from hearing anything else.
“EVERYPONY PANIC! THERE’S A GIANT PENIS MONSTER HEADED THIS WAY!”
To Be Continued…
A/N: After writing my first story, I wanted to expand on it a bit more, so here you go. I do plan on adding even more, plus I’m going to try to fit the rest of the speed clop challenge prompts in to this story as they come out. So stay tuned for more clopping and more giant penis monsters attacking the town.
The Great and Powerful Reward
The Magical Dentist
Colgate sat in the small waiting room, watching ponies stroll past the window with a bored expression on her face. Whenever anypony walked past, she’d focus on their teeth, giving a quick visual examination. In the back of her mind, she filed away a mental record of every pony that she saw, and how well they’d been attending to their dental hygiene.
There went Snowflake, his teeth looking worse than ever. He hadn’t been in to see her in ages.
One of the spa sisters trotted by. The one with the pink coat and blue hair. Colgate could never remember which was which, not that it really mattered. As always, the spa pony’s smile was bright, shiny, and perfectly white. The dentist looked forward to her next visit from the Blossom twins, hoping that both of them would come at the same time again.
Colgate’s previous patient had taken less time to finish than she had expected, and her next patient wasn’t scheduled to come in for another twenty minutes. So she waited, idly flossing her teeth and watching the busy street from her front window.
She sat and watched for another few minutes, making sure to floss thoroughly between all of her molars. From the corner of her eye, she noticed a pony galloping down the street at full speed. She did not immediately recognize the blue unicorn, but she remembered her from somewhere. As the pony’s path drew closer to the window, Colgate got a better view of the mare’s mouth.
Those teeth! She had seen those pearly whites only once before, but she would never be able to forget them. Her memory came flooding back as she recalled watching Trixie on stage, infatuated by her magnificent teeth. She hadn’t recognized Trixie at first because she wasn’t wearing her usual hat and cape combo, but there was no mistaking such a perfectly cared for mouth.
Colgate jumped to her feet. She had to get Trixie in to her office! She might never again get the opportunity to work on such perfection!
She dropped the length of floss she’d been using and bolted out the door. Seeing that Trixie had already passed her office, she called out in desperation.
“Hey Trixie! When was the last time you had your teeth cleaned?”
The galloping mare glanced backwards towards Colgate’s voice for just a second, but did not slow down or respond.
“Drat,” Colgate muttered to herself in frustration, “I hope she comes back sometime soon.” With that she turned and headed back inside to wait for her next patient.
***
“Ding ding,” the bell hanging over the front door exclaimed. Colgate drew her attention away from the window to greet the newcomer.
“Good morning Big Mac! You here for your appointment?” she asked, her mood improving. The fact that she had a stallion- and not just any stallion. Big Macintosh, no less- scheduled, almost made up for the fact that she’d missed her chance with Trixie. Mares were good and all, but they just couldn’t measure up to a capable stallion.
“Eeyup,” Big Mac answered, carefully removing the straw of hay from his mouth and depositing it in his saddlebag. He then removed his saddlebag and the harness he always wore around his shoulders, placing them on the row of coat hangers by the door. Most ponies didn’t usually wear coats, so they’d taken to hanging whatever they had on the otherwise useless pegs.
Colgate stepped behind the reception desk and quickly glanced at the list of scheduled appointments.
“Alright, for your usual check-up, it’ll be 15 bits.”
Big Mac was already digging through his hung-up saddlebag, and he soon pulled out a small pouch filled with the appropriate payment. He trotted over to the dentist and placed the money on the counter.
Colgate smiled warmly at him, beckoning him to follow her. “Okay, let’s head to the back room and then we can get started.”
“Eeyup,” Big Mac replied calmly, following her.
***
“Let’s get started, then.” Colgate positioned herself next to the chair that Big Mac was reclining in. She slipped on her mask as her horn started to glow, levitating a few tools closer to her patient’s mouth. “Open wide!”
The red stallion complied as the magicked implements began to scrape his teeth and poke at his gums. Colgate leaned over him to get a better view inside of his mouth. It seemed that Big Mac had been taking very good care of his teeth, which Colgate took to be evidence that her new reward system was working.
It had only been a few months ago when Big Mac came to her for the first time. His teeth and gums were a disaster. It seemed that being raised by a grandmother who had lost all of her teeth years ago had left the Apple family with very poor brushing habits. Ever since his first visit, Big Mac had shown steady improvement in his dental hygiene. Of course, it helped that Colgate’s reward system provided him with a little extra motivation. That was the point, after all.
Colgate continued to examine Big Mac’s teeth with pride, enjoying how much they had improved. Big Mac closed his eyes and allowed himself to enjoy the feeling of a mare leaning in so close to him. Their coats would occasionally brush together as Colgate worked, and Big Mac found the warmth to be thoroughly enjoyable. The repeated contact began to excite him, and he hoped that he’d done a good enough job cleaning his teeth to impress his examiner.
Eventually, the tools removed themselves from Big Mac’s mouth. Colgate placed them on a nearby table without separating herself from her patient. If anything, she pressed herself closer, creating a stronger contact between their bodies.
Big Mac opened his eyes to find Colgate bringing her face within inches of his. She slowly pulled the mask down past her chin while continuing to gaze into her patient’s calm green eyes.
“It looks to me like you’ve been doing an excellent job,” Colgate whispered to him, in a low, seductive voice. Her gaze drifted back to his slightly parted lips. “There’s just one last thing I need to test before I can give you your prize.”
She placed her front hooves on the table, one on each side of his head. Then she climbed onto the chair, positioning herself just a few inches over his body. Her back legs straddled his lower body, and she could feel his member start to expand out of its sheath. Lowering her head, she pressed her lips against Big Mac’s mouth. He opened his mouth further, welcoming Colgate’s advances.
The dentist slipped her tongue through the newly formed opening, rubbing it all around her patient’s teeth. After just a few seconds, Colgate sat up, breaking off contact.
“Good job, Big Mac! You’ve passed the taste test, and now it’s time for your prize,” Colgate declared, her rump barely making contact with Big Mac’s fully expanded cock.
She paused for a moment and glanced at the door, as if waiting for something. When nothing happened, she seemed satisfied and returned her attention to Big Mac.
She smiled at him and said, “It looks like it’s time for round one.”
With one hoof, she guided Big Mac’s massive cock towards her slit. As soon as they made contact, she lowered her body, forcing her pussy lips to spread apart around Big Mac’s meat. Every last one of the stallion’s muscles tensed up as soon as he felt himself enter the beautiful blue mare. He continued to watch as Colgate slid downwards, slowly taking in the entire length of his penis. He groaned when he felt Colgate’s rump press against his hips, and her pussy squeezed tightly on his shaft.
Then Colgate leaned forward, resting her body on top of Big Mac’s chest. She enjoyed the feeling of his dick sliding around inside of her as she shifted positions. She began to rub his coat with her hooves, all the way up and down his chest and sides. Continuing her light massage, she also began to buck her hips forward and back, sliding Big Mac’s cock in and out of her pussy.
She started moving faster, pressing down harder as she began to pant. Underneath of her, she could feel Big Mac’s breathing start to pick up speed, and she felt low rumbles as he groaned in pleasure. The strain on his face grew more and more apparent as she continued to buck.
Before too long, Big Mac inhaled sharply, crying out, “Ah’m cummin’!” Colgate immediately slid off of his dick and jumped off the chair. She then stuffed as much of Big Mac’s member into her mouth and down her throat as she could handle. Surge after surge of semen shot down her throat as she tried desperately to swallow it all. It proved too much for her to handle as she began to choke and some of his seed began to leak out of her mouth.
When he was finally done, Big Mac collapsed back on the chair, his head falling against the headrest and his eyes sliding partway closed. His penis fell limply out of Colgate’s mouth. He was finished. There was no way he could go on.
For any pony besides Colgate, this would have been a problem, for Big Mac had left her unsatisfied. However, the unicorn didn’t even seem to care as she trotted casually out of the room. She closed the door behind her and prepared to cast her special spell.
Many ponies found it strange that Colgate, the dentist and master oral hygienist, did not have a cutie mark that somehow related to dentistry. But that was simply because dentistry was not her special talent. It was her passion, true, but she had had to work hard to master it. It didn’t just come naturally to her like the professions of so many other ponies did. No, her special talent was something else entirely. And it made a lo--
“EVERYPONY PANIC! THERE’S A GIANT PENIS MONSTER HEADED THIS WAY!”
Colgate’s thoughts were interrupted as a screaming pegasus flew past her office. She paused for a second, unsure of what to make of the bizarre warning. But her mind soon returned to her dripping wet pussy, and the unfinished business she had to attend to.
She focused her mind, once again preparing her magic. She cast her spell: the spell that made it clear why she had an hourglass for a cutie mark.
***
Through the closed door that led to the back room, Colgate heard a voice.
“Good job, Big Mac! You’ve passed the taste test, and now it’s time for your prize.”
Colgate pushed open the door and peered into the room. She saw herself, sitting on top of Big Mac, her rump barely making contact with his fully expanded cock.
Colgate’s copy turned towards the recently opened door, as if she’d been expecting her to come in.
“Hey there, Colgate. How was round one?” asked the copy.
“It was just fine, Colgate. Though he left me kind of unsatisfied,” replied Colgate.
“Well then, come on in here and we’ll do our best to take care of that,” said the copy.
“Don’t mind if I do.”
Big Mac watched the interaction between the two Colgates with a sort of passive interest. The first time that Colgate mentioned a prize for taking care of his teeth, he’d assumed that he would get free toothpaste or something. Boy was he surprised when not only one, but two Colgates rewarded him through sex. At first it had scared him, especially with a second Colgate seemingly showing up out of nowhere then disappearing afterwards, but he’d gotten used to the process after the first couple times that he earned a prize. He still wasn’t sure that he really understood what was going on, but he didn’t really care. As far as he was concerned, two Colgates was better than one, so he always made sure to take good care of his teeth and to schedule visits as often as he could.
Colgate advanced towards the chair that her copy and Big Mac were using. She climbed on top of Big Mac’s face, placing her still-wet slit directly over his mouth.
She smiled at him and said, “It looks like it’s time for round two.”
Both she and her copy lowered their bodies at the same time, Colgate taking Big Mac’s snout, and her copy taking his cock. Big Mac did his part and used his tongue to reach deeper into Colgate’s pussy. The experience she’d had with him just a couple minutes earlier had left her already close to orgasm, so she immediately began to feel herself getting closer.
She soon heard her copy start to move up and down, causing Big Mac to jerk his snout a little bit inside of Colgate. As the copy sped up, Big Mac started pushing deeper with his tongue, bringing Colgate even closer to orgasm.
All at once, Big Mac tensed up and shouted something into Colgates slit. “Auhmf cummfn!” Colgate’s copy got the message and immediately climbed off the table, then turning around to suck Big Mac’s meat. Colgate herself stayed where she was as Big Mac gave one final push, driving her over the edge. She screamed as her thighs clamped down on both sides of the stallion’s head. Her juices poured down Big Mac’s throat and chin as she lost herself in wave after wave of orgasmic pleasure.
Her copy began swallowing Big Mac’s semen, trying to get as much as she could.
When both Colgate and Big Mac were finished, Colgate’s copy stood up and began to walk out of the room.
“You were right, Colgate. Round one was pretty good. I can’t wait for round two,” said the copy, closing the door behind her.
Then Colgate heard a familiar sound through the door:
“EVERYPONY PANIC! THERE’S A GIANT PENIS MONSTER HEADED THIS WAY!”
After another few seconds, she also heard a crackle of magic, indicating that her copy had performed her signature spell.
Fully satisfied with Big Mac’s performance, she rolled off of his chest and staggered out of the room. She would just leave him there until he was ready to get up on his own. That was why she always scheduled so much time between her appointments. If the patient earned a prize, then they usually took a while to recover afterwards. It was absolutely worth it, though. Ever since she first started rewarding her patients, they’d all started coming in more regularly, and they took much better care of their teeth.
Colgate silently congratulated herself. Before she’d come up with her unique reward system, she’d always been trying to think of a way to combine her love of teeth and her special talent. When the idea to motivate patients with sex finally struck her, she realized that it was a perfect plan. Better still, if she was ever left unsatisfied, she could just go back and do the whole thing again, and again, and again until she finally got off. And now dental hygiene in Ponyville was better than ever, all thanks to her. It was a dentist’s dream come true.
Checking her schedule, then the clock mounted on her wall, she realized that she had another half-hour until her next patient. Figuring that she’d earned a break, she decided to head outside and find out what all the screaming was about.
A/N: This was written for the Equestria After Dark speedclop challenge Prompt 4: My Own Clone. Once again, I was supposed to write it in 69 minutes, and again I failed that time limit horribly. Also, many thanks to Firefox69 for editing/story suggestions!
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The Great and Powerful Reward
A Brief Glimpse into the Mind of a Gigantic Raging Penis Monster
A Brief Glimpse into the Mind of a Gigantic Raging Penis Monster
This beautiful day in Ponyville had started off like any other. The sky was blue, birds were singing, and there were tons of ponies having sex inside of their homes. Perfectly normal.
But then a rather peculiar event took place very near the edge of the Everfree Forest. A certain Great and Powerful pony, who’s name I shan’t specify, took advantage of her particularly unique form of magic. The process she underwent was, by itself, fairly nondescript, consisting mostly of a flash of light and a small dissipation of magic. The result, however, was quite the opposite with respect to remarkability.
You see, the unnamed pony, of whom I spoke earlier, had transformed herself into a gigantic raging penis monster using her own magic. Her original intent was to use this transformation as a disguise with which she would retrieve her belongings from town without any ponies suspecting her true identity, but her plan did not go as well as she had hoped.
Unfortunately for this pony, gigantic raging penis monsters tend to contain a relatively large amount of testosterone, mostly because the testicles make up about 20% of their total body mass. As a direct result of this chemical imbalance, the monsters typically have very little interest in any subject other than sex. Whether the creature contains a mind of its own or the mind of a pony foolish enough to transform their own body, the penis monster cannot focus on any specific task until it has found sexual release.
This made it quite difficult for the pony-turned-penis to focus on collecting her possessions, as her mind quickly turned to lust. The necessity of relief drove the monster out of the forest and towards Ponyville in search of prey.
Upon exiting the forest, the creature immediately perceived two mares, one of which was already quite sexually excited. Smelling the pheromones produced by the excited mare, the creature charged forward, preparing its attack. But before the monster could reach its destination, the mare, who turned out to be a pegasus, flew away. That left only one mare for the penis to attempt to capture.
Much to the creature’s dismay, the remaining mare also began to flee, pursuing the recently departed pegasus. Despite the penis’s great size, its rate of movement was still quite slow because its only mode of transportation is its short and stubby leg-like testicles. Even the wingless mare was able to outrun the monster, frustrating it further as it abandoned its pursuit and began to search for other sources of relief.
Waving its pubic hairs through the air, the monster attempted to pick up the scent of another living creature. As a gentle breeze blew through the curly strands, they picked up tiny molecules of pony scent. Following the trail on the wind, the monster traveled further inside Ponyville’s outer limits.
As it made its way closer to the relatively densely populated center of Ponyville, the buildings and structures that blocked the creature’s path grew taller and closer together. The inanimate objects proved difficult for the undexterous penis to traverse, making it very difficult to continue. The creature resolved this issue by making use of the natural hardness and strength of its body.
It smashed down several structures that stood between it and the populated streets. At this point, ponies were running every which way in panic. Taking advantage of the chaos, the creature ensnared a nearby pony with its pubic hair. Upon examining the new specimen, the penis delivered a powerful roar of frustration. It had just realized that ponies of such relatively small size could not be used as a means of sexual pleasure.
It tossed the pony aside, entering a state of absolute rage. Unable to do anything about the dangerously high levels of testosterone that coursed through its veins, the creature tried to release its frustration by laying waste to everything and everypony within reach.
*** Five Minutes Earlier***
Twilight Sparkle gave one last pitiful whimper. And that was it. She was done crying and feeling sorry for herself. She may have surrendered her heart to the mare of her dreams, only to have it thrown on the ground, torn to pieces, but that didn’t stop her from picking it up and piecing it back together. She would learn from her experience, she’d remember to be more careful in the future and to make sure that the ponies she loved truly loved her back before she would give her body to them.
She slowly stood up and completed her journey down the flight of stairs, a journey she’d began over fifteen minutes ago, then had stopped to mourn the loss of the pony she thought she’d loved.
When she reached the bottom step, she made a mental note of a letter to send to the princess.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned a valuable lesson about love and sex. Even though sex feels amazing, whether it’s with a stallion, another mare, or a strange mixture of the two, you should always be careful to make sure that you don’t let yourself become too emotionally attached to anypony you have sex with. If you are foolish enough to let yourself fall for somepony, then they will tear out your heart, chew it up, then spit it back in your face.
Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle
She’d have to get Spike to write that down later.
That left her with an important decision. What was she going to do for the rest of the day? Rainbow Dash had wanted her help looking for a flower or something, but Twilight had refused, explaining to her pegasus friend that she would be too busy studying. At the time, that was truly what she’d planned on doing. But now, for the first time in quite a while, her studies didn’t seem all that important. She wanted to go out and do something, not just stay inside and read books.
Maybe Rainbow Dash could still use her help. If she headed to the Everfr--
“EVERYPONY PANIC! THERE’S A GIANT PENIS MONSTER HEADED THIS WAY!”
Speak of the devil. That was Rainbow Dash’s voice, and it sounded like she was screaming from all the way across town. It looked like Twilight had something to do after all, and it apparently involved a giant penis monster.
A/N: Yeah, this chapter doesn’t really add a whole lot to the story. I know all my readers have come to expect writing of the absolute highest quality (Ha! jk.) so I’m sorry to disappoint. I just thought it was important to explain the penis monster’s motives. Who’d have thought that all a gigantic penis wanted was sex, right? Crazy.
The Great and Powerful Reward
The Penis Monster's Relief
The Penis Monster's Relief
“Well would you look at that,” Twilight said to herself, somewhat in awe. Actually, she wasn’t sure if she’d said it to herself. Any one of the dozens of ponies galloping past her in fear could have heard her, in which case, she’d said it to those ponies. Maybe they’d heard her, maybe they hadn’t. It didn’t really matter at that point, anyway, because Rainbow Dash’s screaming had been correct. There was most certainly a monster; it was most certainly giant; it most certainly a penis. “That matches Rainbow Dash’s description perfectly,” she continued, running through the 3-item checklist in her head.
“It’s a good thing I brought this with me,” she thought, pulling a book out of her saddlebag. Upon hearing the screams of her pegasus friend, Twilight had grabbed a copy of A Reference Guide to Sexual Predators and ran out of the library. Now, she flipped through the pages with her magic, looking for the entry on Giant Penis Monsters. The monster was, obviously, a predator of a sexual nature, so it would definitely be included in the book.
Seemingly unaware of the ponies screaming and running all around her, Twilight sat down in the middle of the street to read. She was not at all distracted by the fact that just a few hundred feet away, a raging monster was levelling a good portion of the town.
“Aha! Here it is,” she declared, once again, probably not to anypony in particular. She’d found the entry: Penis Monster, Giant. There it was, right in between Pedophile and Pentagram Demon. The latter entry piqued her interest, so she made a mental reminder to research pentagrams when she had less pressing matters to attend to. For the time being, she’d have to focus on the penis monster.
She quickly read through the page, absorbing all of the information despite the ambient chaos. Apparently, the only way to stop her current foe without killing it was to provide it with sexual release. “Okay, let’s do this,” she snorted, looking up from her book to get a better look at her prey. She’d thought that Trixie’s dick had been big, but compared to this beast, it seemed more like a pencil that had been sharpened almost all the way to the eraser. Estimating the monster’s size, she guessed that the diameter of its shaft was at least four feet. There was no way she’d be able to fit something that big inside of her. Pinkie Pie wouldn’t even be able to do it, no matter how much she’d been sleeping around, there was no way she was THAT loose.
There was not anypony in town who’d be able to help. This was a job for something bigger. Something like... a dragon! But there were no fully grown dragons nearby, at least none that would be willing to help her. She was only acquainted with one dragon, but he was even smaller than she was, so he wouldn’t be any help. Unless... unless she could use the Growth Acceleration spell that made a creature temporarily grow to adulthood! Of course! She didn’t know any grown dragons, so she’d MAKE a grown dragon!
Twilight giggled evilly to herself as she tucked her book away and turned around to start looking for her scaly purple-and-green assistant.
“Spiiiike! Where aaaaare yoooou? I need your help with something!”
*** Several Hours Earlier ***
Spike was meandering down a road near the outskirts of Ponyville. He’d been unable to find Rarity at her boutique, which was strange, considering it was only shortly before opening time. Normally, Rarity would have been preparing for the day, getting ready to sell dresses and fix buttons and all that stuff. Of course, Spike would have done everything in his power to make sure she had to do as little work as possible, instead, he would offer his help so that she could relax. Something important must’ve come up for Rarity to leave her shop in the morning.
So, he walked, idly wondering where the love of his life had gone. That was what he’d been doing when he happened upon an opossum. Upon Spike’s approach, the opossum immediately had a heart attack and died. Well, the opossum had FAKED a heart attack, and his consequent death. But Spike lived in a library, and he’d read a book or two before, so he was well aware of the opossum’s tendency to play dead when threatened. Not only did Spike live in a library, but he also spent most of his time with a pony who never missed an opportunity for research. Therefore, Spike recognized his chance to perform a valuable experiment: How long would an opossum play dead while being constantly aggravated by a predator?
Spike quickly glanced around, and he soon located the necessary tool that he needed for the experiment. Picking up a stick from the ground, he brandished it above his head and declared, “For Science!”
He then took a seat next to the opossum and began to poke it with his Experimental Science Tool.
***
“BAM,” exclaimed Twilight’s teleportation spell as she exploded into existence near the outskirts of Ponyville, conveniently close to where Spike was sitting in the dirt. The sudden noise startled the dragon, but earned no response from the still-dead opossum.
“Oh, Twilight! I’m glad you’re here,” he began to explain, calming down once he realized that the explosion was just Twilight. “You see, I’ve been sitting here poking this dead opossum for a few hours now, and at first I thought it was just playing dead, but now I’m starting to wonder if it’s actually dead or not.”
Twilight was quickly distracted from her mission of saving Ponyville. An expression came on to her face that could be read as saying something along the lines of “Ooh, scientific research!” She took a few steps closer to the opossum, preparing to use her magic to check for vitals. But then she paused in the middle of a step, seemingly realizing that she was losing focus. She forced herself to avert her eyes from the glorious, beautiful science that was being done right in front of her. Barely managing to fight off the temptation of the research, she took on a stern tone with Spike. “Not now Spike, there’s a terrible crisis happening in Ponyville as we speak, and I’ve been teleporting all over the place looking for you. You’re the only one who can help!” Then she picked him up in her purply magical glow and levitated him away from his test subject.
“BAM,” her spell exclaimed once again, as the unicorn and the dragon seemingly vanished from existence. The opossum still did not move.
A few minutes passed, and the opossum cracked open one eye, carefully checking his surroundings for danger. When he’d confirmed that the annoying dragon was gone, he scurried back to his home in a nearby tree.
When he got home, his opossum wife was so happy to see him, that they had wild and crazy opossum sex all over the tree!
***
Somewhere in a house near the center of town, a pony sat back and stretched after slaving away at his desk for hours.
“Aww yeeeaah! Opossum sex. Nothin’ classier. Nothin’ hotter.”
On the pony’s desk rested a small name-plate that read, “Ren A. Sans.” The name plate served no practical purpose, because the desk was pushed up against a wall, and the face of the plate, which was at the edge of the desk, was pressed directly against said wall. Therefore, nopony would possibly be able to read it. It could really only be used as a device for the omniscient narrator to introduce the owner of the desk.
“Yup... Opossums going at it. I think that’ll be enough clop for this chapter. After all, my readers are some pretty messed up people. They can probably get off to that kind of stuff.”
Suddenly he sits at attention and looks at you, just now noticing that you were observing him.
“Oh, hello there, reader. I guess it’s time for my self-insert.” He clears his throat. “Um, hello! I’m Ren A. Sans, and I should probably stop wasting your time and get back to writing.”
The pony bent over his desk once more and pulled out a new piece of parchment from a nearby drawer. He took a quill in his mouth and dipped it in his inkwell. Before he began writing, he took a moment to observe the terror caused by the giant penis monster rampaging just outside his window.
Right as he was about to touch his quill to the parchment, the entire wall of his house caved in, showering him in wooden splinters and shards of glass. A moment later he was crushed by the enormous weight of a gigantic penis monster falling on top of him.
He died instantly because he was OC. He got what he deserved.
Anyway, you may be wondering, “Does that mean the story’s over, since the author just died?” Allow me to answer that question by simply continuing the story. I will now pretend that the entire incident with Ren A. Sans never even happened.
***
Twilight and Spike appeared just in time to witness the phallic titan demolish yet another house. Quickly checking to make sure the house wasn’t the home of her or any of her five friends, she concluded that it’s destruction was no great loss, for it was clearly unimportant. She might have heard the screams of a certain OC dying inside the building, but she couldn’t be sure. Whether she’d heard it or not, it wasn’t important.
“What IS that thing!?!” Spike shouted, gesturing at the monster.
She turned to her purple companion. “It’s a giant penis. I need your help to stop it. I’m going to use my Growth Acceleration spell to turn you into an adult dragon. Then, I’ll need you to use your soon-to-be giant mouth to give the monster a blow job. Sound good?”
“What? But I don’t--”
“Good! Here goes.”
Twilight’s horn began to glow as she readied her magic. A deep red mist began to flow out of her horn and drift towards Spike.
“Twilight please stop! I’ve never done anything like this before! What if-- HNNNNNN!” Spike’s pleading was cut short as the magic mist enveloped him and his body began to expand.
One second, he was a small baby dragon. The next, he was a few times taller and his arms grew almost all the way to the ground. Next, his torso extended and his limbs grew thicker. Finally, in one great burst, the size of his entire body increased exponentially, taking the form of a fully grown dragon. The mist faded, and Spike could barely see Twilight because she was so far below him.
He glanced around. Ponyville seemed a LOT smaller. None of the buildings were even half of his height, especially since a lot of the nearby ones had been demolished by the now-relatively-small penis monster. Remembering his purpose, he quickly spotted the beast. A single step brought him to his target. He bent over to get a better look.
The monster had stopped its destructive behavior as soon as it had seen a huge dragon appear. It immediately recognized the fact that such a large creature was its only chance for relief, so it charged. As luck would have it for the penis monster, the dragon bent over upon its approach. This presented a target for the monster. It ran as fast as it could between the dragon’s legs, then crouched down in preparation to jump. It shot into the air, flying on a path directly towards the dragon’s asshole. There was its relief. That was where the monster would finally be able to calm itself.
But Spike, for some reason, did NOT want a giant penis monster jumping into his asshole. So he knocked the monster out of the air with one of his powerful claws. he penis fell to the ground, altogether uninjured thanks to its rock-hard body, then used its pubic hairs to right itself. It charged towards the dragon once again.
This time, Spike was prepared, so he reached out to intercept the penis while it was still on the ground. As he was about to grab it, he hesitated.
This monster was a giant penis. Did he really want to touch it? No. He didn’t. He drew his claw away. But he had to grab it. It was for the sake of Ponyville and all of his friends. He had no choice. He had to do what he had to do.
He reached out and took the giant penis in his claws, grimacing. As soon as he had a hold of it, the monster started to struggle, wiggling it’s body in an attempt to break free. The thought crossed Spike’s mind that the monster might actually be wiggling because it enjoyed the feeling of rubbing against his scales, but he immediately pushed that thought out of his head. But that thought was soon replaced by another: the thought of what he was supposed to do next.
He felt sick. Here he was, holding a penis, about to suck on it. He’d never imagined he’d have to do something like this, and he most certainly didn’t want to. A full minute passed as he stood there staring at the wiggling penis, the only thoughts in his head were about how much he didn’t want to do it.
With the monster’s rampaging stopped, the atmosphere had returned to that of an ordinary day in Ponyville. It was quiet and calm. The birds could be heard singing, and a playful breeze danced across Spike’s scales.
Twilight’s impatient voice called out from far below. “Come oooon , Spike. What are you waiting for? Suck on the giant penis so we can get this over with!”
Spike took one last look at the penis monster with dread, then closed his eyes. He began to bring the it closer to his mouth. Spike concentrated with all his might to think of something else as the penis drew closer, “Imagine it’s Rarity. Imagine it’s Rarity. Imagi-- Wait. Rarity’s a mare. That doesn’t make any sense.” But before he could come up with something else to think of, the penis made contact with his lips.
The monster, sensing its opportunity, shot straight into Spike’s mouth. It found bliss as it felt the warm slimy walls enclose it on all sides, rubbing it all over. It latched its pubic hairs onto the dragon’s face and used them to push itself in and out of the mouth.
Spike’s claw fell away from his face and he stumbled backwards as the penis began to move itself inside of him. He was so surprised and taken aback that his mind went blank, refusing to process the fact that it was really happening.
The testicles dangling out of Spike’s mouth began to swell as the monster picked up the pace, forcing itself deeper, all the way into Spike’s throat. After only a few more thrusts, the penis began to throb, and its balls visibly shrunk.
The wave of semen crashing down Spike’s throat forced him to gag and cough, shooting the monster into the air. He bent over and spat, trying to get the slimy substance out of his mouth. He succeeded somewhat, dumping pools of giant penis monster seed in the middle of the street.
A couple hundred feet away, the giant penis monster collapsed in the ground, giving a happy sigh. Its body began to deflate, losing its hardness. It was satisfied, and it would rampage no more.
A/N: (Added about a day after this chapter was posted) Wow. I just went back and reread this chapter, and I realized something important. It sucked. But it wasn't just this chapter that was bad, each chapter has been worse than the last. So, I think the end of this story is near. I'll have to put it out of its misery so it won't have to suffer for too long.
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The Great and Powerful Reward
Satisfaction Guaranteed, Only If You Clean Your Teeth
Satisfaction Guaranteed, Only If You Clean Your Teeth
“So, this is where you first saw the penis monster?” Twilight asked Rainbow Dash, gesturing at the edge of the forest. She seemed a little bit nervous, as if another terrible creature was waiting just behind the trees.
“Yeah, but that’s really not important right now. It’s not like it’s still there waiting for us,” Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes at her friend’s nervousness. It was just the edge of the forest; there was almost never any animals this close to town.
“Alright, but if I even THINK that I see a giant penis, I’m teleporting both of us as far away as I can.”
“Sure, whatever. Let’s just find the flower.”
Just a few days after the gigantic penis monster attacked the town, Rainbow Dash had come to Twilight asking her to help find a magical flower in the Everfree Forest. She’d said that it was called the Brushicus Flower, and a unicorn’s magic made it easy to detect the plant’s magical aura. Rainbow Dash hadn’t explained why she needed it, but Twilight didn’t really mind. She was always happy to help out her friends.
Twilight had done a little research at the library, finding out that the flower could be chewed by a pony in order to thoroughly clean their teeth. She also learned exactly what kind of magic she had to search for in order to locate the flower.
The two ponies entered the forest. Rainbow Dash glanced around, keeping an eye out for any magical looking flowers. She felt pretty useless, since she didn’t even know what it looked like. Twilight, on the other hoof, closed her eyes and probed around with her magical presence. Finding the flower turned out to be a very easy task, as Twilight detected it within seconds. She led her pegasus friend to a nearby bush, pushing aside the leaves. Inside the hollow plant grew a leafy blue flower. Rainbow reached inside the bush and grabbed the flower in her mouth.
“Thanksh Twilight! I’fe gotta go,” she spoke with the flower in her mouth. She immediately jumped into the air and flew back to town, dodging around trees and hanging vines.
“Well, that was kind of rude,” Twilight huffed to herself, realizing that she was now alone inside the Everfree Forest.
***Day of the Giant Penis Monster Attack***
“What do you mean, no reward?” Rainbow Dash practically shouted, her voice starting to crack.
“I mean that you haven’t been to a check-up in years, you haven’t been taking proper care of your teeth, and it shows. You don’t deserve a reward for behavior like that.” Colgate replied coolly.
“So, you’re saying I came here for NOTHING!?!”
“No, you came here to get your teeth cleaned. The reward is just an added bonus for ponies that have good dental hygiene.”
“Ugh, this is ridiculous! I sat here and let you stab my gums and drill my teeth and I don’t even know what else you were doing, and I don’t get anything? I’m outta here.” the pegasus jumped out of the chair and stormed towards the exit.
“Rainbow Dash, wait. I do have a reward.” At this, the angry pony stopped and looked back at her dentist. “It comes in the form of advice.”
Immediately losing interest, Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and continued towards the door. She didn’t need advice, she was fine on her own.
Colgate continued, undeterred, “Seek out the plant known as the Brushicus Flower. It’ll help you with your problem.”
The pegasus left without saying another word.
Colgate began cleaning up, in preparation for her next patient. The dentist quietly thought to herself, “She’ll be back.”
***
A rainbow-maned pegasus flew over town, making a beeline for her destination. She slowly worked her jaw up and down, chewing on a flower. At the same time, she used her lips to pull the flower farther into her mouth.
A sort of minty flavor flowed out of the petals when she crushed them between her teeth. It washed all around her mouth, cleaning even the deepest crevices.
She’d been brushing her teeth like crazy ever since she was rejected by Colgate, but she’d never been able to get them as clean as this flower was making them feel. It was fantastic. She loved the feeling of her mouth being so perfectly fresh, and the coolness of the mint rushing all around her tongue. She began to wonder how she’d gone so long without taking better care of her teeth.
She landed right in front of Colgate’s office. She swallowed the last few pieces of the flower with a determined look on her face. She quickly ran her tongue all along the inside of her mouth, making sure that she hadn’t missed any scraps of the flower. When she was certain that her mouth was clear, she took a deep breath to build her confidence, then walked in the door.
Colgate was sitting at a chair near the front window of the building, and her attention was directed towards Rainbow Dash as soon as she came in the door.
“I’d like to schedule an appointment for right now, please,” Rainbow Dash smirked.
“Well... I don’t normally have time for walk-ins. But it looks like today is your lucky day,” the dentist gazed out the window, looking bored. “Everypony is so busy cleaning up after that monster attacked, that they seem to have forgotten about their appointments.”
“Yeah, lucky me,” Rainbow Dash agreed impatiently. “Can we get started now?”
“Sure, I don’t see why not. Go and take a seat in the back room. I’ll be with you in a minute.”
Rainbow Dash looked for the door to the back room, the same door she’d used during her visit just a few days ago. She made her way across the room and pushed open the door, making her way inside.
It was a very simple room. A single chair was placed in the middle, and a small desk along with a few file cabinets filled a majority of the floor space. She sat in the chair, not feeling the slightest bit nervous.
She knew she’d done a good job cleaning her teeth. There was no way that Colgate could refuse to reward her this time. Of course, that was what she’d thought the last time she came in for an appointment too.
Colgate stepped through the door that the pegasus had left open. She was now wearing a surgical mask, and she was levitating a few small implements in the air in front of her.
“Okay then, Rainbow Dash. You’re here for your check-up?”
“That’s right!” The patient spoke so confidently that she somehow managed to make it sound like a boast.
“You do remember that you had a check-up just three days ago, right?”
“Duh, how could I forget? Especially after you left me so unsatisfied! Don’t worry, though. I’m ready this time, and I WILL get my reward.”
“Ah, I take it you found the flower, then?”
“Yeah I did! And it was awesome!”
“Well, let’s see how well it worked. Lean back and open wide.”
Rainbow Dash did as she was told, more than happy to show off her recently cleaned teeth. As soon as Colgate peered inside, she noticed a significant improvement from her patient’s visit just a few days ago. A more thorough inspection confirmed her initial reaction. The tartar build-ups were nowhere to be found. There was no trace of plaque anywhere, not even deep between the molars where most ponies have a hard time brushing. Not only that, but Colgate could smell the powerful minty freshness of her patient’s breath even through her mask. The whole check-up only took a couple minutes, and the dentist was quite impressed with the results.
“Well now, that flower seemed to do the trick. You’ve made a huge improvement for such a small amount of time,” Colgate declared, much to her patient’s delight. “I’m guessing you already know what that means, right?”
Rainbow dash eagerly nodded. Her eyes lit up, and her wings began to stiffen, sticking out awkwardly from the sides of the chair. Her dentist acknowledged her nod, “You’ve earned a prize.”
“Alright! I knew it,” Rainbow Dash shouted victoriously. Her mouth broke into a huge smile as she pumped her hooves in the air.
Suddenly, the door opened, and Colgate walked in. Only, Colgate was already in the room. There were two Colgates. the pegasus froze in mid hoof-pump with a puzzled look on her face. Her friends had mentioned that Colgate’s reward came with a special surprise, but this was a bit more surprising than she’d expected. She looked at the new Colgate more carefully. It was clearly the same pony, except she was sweaty, and some liquid seemed to be running down her back legs.
Unable to piece together what was going on, Rainbow Dash asked the obvious question. “Um... How are there two of you?”
Both Colgates smiled at each other, as if silently sharing some inside joke. Then they both turned to her, seductive smiles appearing on their faces. Approaching the patient, they spoke simultaneously.
“Don’t worry about it.”
Both unicorns reached her at the same time. The old Colgate began to playfully lick Rainbow’s slit, moistening it with saliva and Rainbow’s own juices. The new Colgate joined in, just a few seconds later, only she didn’t bother with licking. She went straight in with her horn.
New Colgate plunged inside of the pegasus pussy, earning a tiny shriek from her patient. Rainbow Dash was certainly a bit confused, but the pleasure she was beginning to experience made up for it. It was funny, she thought, one of them had started with foreplay, while the other one went straight to the good stuff. Any further thought was cut short as the entire length of New Colgate’s horn sunk into her vag.
Old Colgate began to quickly flick Rainbow’s exposed clit with her tongue, while her copy nodded and shook her head, wiggling her horn inside of her patient’s increasingly oozing pussy.
“Oh Celestia,” the pegasus panted, “I never thought going to the dentist would feel this good!” When she finished speaking, she let her head fall back on the chair and her tongue hang out of her mouth.
New Colgate soon began to thrust her horn in and out, bringing Rainbow Dash to all new levels of pleasure. Old Colgate pitched in by sliding her tongue into Rainbow’s slit whenever her copy withdrew her horn.
It didn’t take long at all before Rainbow Dash began to feel pressure build up deep inside of her. Fortunately, at the rate that the Colgates were going, She wouldn’t have to do anything but sit there and enjoy the ride. And she did just that. The pleasure between her thighs steadily increased as New Colgate thrusted faster and faster. New Colgate even began to pant with pleasure herself, her horn was greatly enjoying the use. Old Colgate began to lick and suck harder, lapping up as much of Rainbow’s lubrication as she could.
As soon as Old Colgate started nibbling on Dash’s clit, stars exploded in the pegasus’s head. She screamed in pleasure, her voice cracking more than it ever had before. New Colgate joined her as she reached her climax as well. The thrusting stopped, and Old Colgate slowed her licking.
Rainbow Dash’s wings flopped to her side as her eyes slid part-way closed. She saw Old Colgate walking out the door with a mischievous smile on her face. Then she heard a crackle of magic from behind the closed door. She idly wondered what exactly had just happened, but her mind couldn’t handle too much thinking. Instead, it slowed and she fell asleep, a satisfied customer in more ways than one.
A/N: Woohoo! I did it! This week’s speedclop prompt was Customer Satisfaction. That’s what I wrote this chapter for. And guess what... I ACTUALLY STAYED WITHIN THE TIME LIMIT!!! Now, as a result, this may be my worst submission yet, but I’m still proud that I wrote it in 69 minutes. So, yeah, the actual clop part was shorter than I intended, but I was running out of time. Oh well, it’s not like you could actually clop to it anyway.
The Great and Powerful Reward
Infinite Sexy Times!
Twilight Sparkle watched through the trees as Rainbow Dash dashed off, her rainbow mane flapping in the wind.
“Well, that was kind of rude,” Twilight huffed to herself.
This was the Stealthy and Covert Trixie’s chance. She’d successfully avoided detection by the two mares, and now that one of them had gone, she could reveal herself to her target.
She’d prepared herself to make a smooth entrance by responding to Twilight’s comment. She’d say something along the lines of, “Indeed it was,” or, “Trixie thinks it’s rude that you’re not currently having sex with her.” Twilight might have been startled at first, but she’d be so impressed by Trixie’s coolness, that she’d immediately want to have sex.
Unfortunately, Twilight seemed to have other plans. Instead of patiently waiting for Trixie to respond, she continued to talk to herself, effectively ruining Trixie’s plan.
“Why does Rainbow Dash have to go dashing around so much? I mean, I know it’s her name, and her special talent. But still, it’s starting to get annoying.”
Twilight paused for a moment, still unaware that she was being watched. Trixie took the opportunity to prepare, once again, something clever to say while revealing herself. Maybe she could make use of Twilight mentioning special talents. Trixie was quite proud of her own special talent, after all. In fact, she could probably--
“You know, ‘Rainbow Dash’ is a really descriptive name. I haven’t thought about it before, but that’s pretty much all she does.”
Another pause. This time Trixie would be able to think of something clever for sure. She focused as much as she could on coming up with a line. She was still determined to make a good entrance, even though she’d missed her first couple of opportunities. It turned out that she’d missed another one as Twilight started talking again. This was starting to get ridiculous, and Trixie had had enough.
“How did Rainbow’s parents even thought to give her that name. I mean, did they just happen to pick a name that would make sense later, or did their choice actually change Rainbow’s development? I wonder if--”
“Please be quiet!” a frustrated and annoyed voice cried out. “The Great and Powerful Trixie can’t think straight with your incessant babbling!”
Twilight tried to wheel around and face the source of the disruption, but she lost her balance and fell onto her back. She looked up from her now-lowered vantage point to see a blue unicorn sneering down at her.
“Trixie!” Twilight cheered, apparently not minding at all that she had just been stalked through the woods by an excessively derogatory mare. She was actually very happy about the return of her onetime lover. “What are you doing here? I thought you were never coming back.”
“Trixie has been waiting here for you, Twilight Sparkle. And you may now claim your reward.” Trixie spoke with her snout help high in the air, clearly showing how superior she was to the unicorn sprawled in the dirt beneath her.
“Huh?” Twilight was puzzled, not sure what Trixie meant. “You already gave me a reward, remember? You sucked on my horn then grew a huge cock and fucked me with it.”
“Of course Trixie remembers!” She glared at Twilight for daring to question her amazing memory. “You’ve earned another reward for performing another kind act for Trixie.”
“I don’t understand. I haven’t seen you since you ran out of the library.”
“Oh, but you have. Not only did you see Trixie, but you provided her with much needed relief when her magic proved too powerful for Ponyville to handle.”
Twilight’s brain struggled for a few moments, attempting to decipher Trixie’s meaning. Suddenly, realization struck. Trixie’s talent was dick magic. A giant penis monster attacked the town as soon as Trixie disappeared. The penis monster had collected Trixie’s belongings and taken them to the Everfree Forest.
“The giant penis monster was YOU!?!” Twilight practically shouted, standing up to bring her eyes to Trixie’s level.
Trixie lowered her gaze. She almost looked ashamed, something Twilight had thought it would be impossible to ever see.
“Trixie made... a mistake.” Her voice wavered as she spoke, but then she looked back at Twilight and her expression hardened. “Now will you accept Trixie’s Great and Powerful Reward?”
The anger quickly faded from Twilight’s face as she considered the offer.
“Eh, sure. Why not?”
Then they fucked and it was super hot and sexy.
In fact, it was SO super hot and sexy that Trixie considered Twilight’s performance a kind deed, so she offered Twilight another reward.
Thus, an infinite sex loop began. Every time they finished, Trixie gave another reward.
Twilight and Trixie had sex in the forest for the rest of their lives.
Nopony ever saw them again.
The End.
A/N: Yup, that’s it. That’s the end of the story. It was kind of a challenge to myself to see how bad of an ending I could make. I hope you like it! Oh wait, actually I don’t. Whatever. Enjoy!
The Great and Powerful Reward
A/N: Hello! I just want to finish this story with an apology. I am sorry. I'm sorry that the story turned to crap and then descended into the land of trollfics. I started it with pure intentions, but as it went on and my ideas declined, I couldn't save it. I wrote the ending out of a need for closure, so I'm sorry that you had to read that final chapter. I promise that I will never intentionally write a trollfic again. Hopefully I've learned a little from this experience about how to avoid it in the future.
