Chapters The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 1: The Rebellious Streak
Fourteen Years Later: Present
"Daddy, I'm going out to the club tonight!" Ruby Rust said.
"Ruby Rust, don't you know what you're doing is wrong?" Diamond Tiara said.
Ruby Rust pushed Diamond Tiara aside. "You wench," she said, "Respect your elders. Haven't you ever heard that before? You can't tell me what to do!"
"If you grow up to live in a whore house, don't blame me," Diamond Tiara said, "I tried to help, but you steered down the wrong path."
"Diamond Tiara, wash that mouth out with soap this instant!" Filthy Rich said.
She took the bar of soap and stuck it in her mouth. Ruby Rust laughed and laughed, causing her wings to raise. "Oh, shit bag, you're a hoot!" she said, "Well, I've gotta look good. The Ponyville Spectre opens in just a few hours!"
It was currently 7:30 P.M. and the nightclub opened at 10:00 P.M.
"Hold it right there, missy!" said Filthy Rich, "You are not going to the nightclub! There's no way they'll let you in!"
"Just watch me," Ruby Rust said, "So what if I'm not 21? Can't I join a harem? Enjoy some pole dancing and cock? Come on! I'm a teenager for crying out loud! I live for adventure!"
"You can't live like this! You heard Dad, you're too young!" Diamond Tiara said.
Ruby Rust got straight up in her sister's face. "You wench! You disgust me!" She picked Diamond Tiara up and punched her as hard as she could. "SOMEDAY YOU'LL SEE AND FEEL MY WRATH! ALL OF YOU DICKWEEDS!" She flew up to her room and slammed the door shut.
"When will she see?" Diamond Tiara asked, "Will there ever be a time that she will finally realise that the road she's taking is a rocky one that is difficult to get out of?"
"I bet someday she'll see," Randolph said, putting a reassuring hoof on Diamond Tiara.
"I sure hope so," Diamond Tiara said.
She sighed.
Pony I Wanna Be (Fanmade Sibling Reprise) Lyrics
Yet I can't see What she needs to do To be the pony She's gonna be
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Damn it All to Tartarus Lyrics
Ruby Rust (spoken) : DAMN IT ALL TO TARTARUS! DAMN IT ALL TO TARTARUS!
It's not fair I don't care Whatever they say I won't let it get to me I'll find a way
But for now Screw them I'm 14, I have a life I have my own personality And wills The long for the nightlife
Damn it all When I go They won't know They'll try to call But I'll be gone Getting so damn turned on
Damn it all Damn them all Who needs them? Not me
When life gives you lemons You go, oh well And then you damn them All to Hell
Damn it all Damn it all To Tartarus They'll say it's preposterous But I don't give a damn Tonight I'll have the opportunity To be who I am
Damn it all to Tartarus Because you never know Life's wonders That will be granted to you
Damn it all To Tartarus!
The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 2: Off to the Ponyville Spectre
Ruby Rust stayed up in her room until it was 9:30 P.M. Checking her phone, she flew up in the air in excitement. But within her, there was another feeling suppressing that excitement that caused her to fall to her cushiony, soft bed. Her mind raced with what would happen if she rebelled against her parents and what they'd do if she went out that night.
Ah, what the hell, she thought, shrugging it off, You've always longed for adventure. What's wrong with that? Scared of getting in trouble? Bitch, please. Do what your heart wants. Don't listen to those shitheads.
She smiled as she picked out the perfect dress. Then, she came down the stairs.
"Where do you think you're going?" Spoiled Rich said.
"Oh, Mom. Some friends invited me to a party," Ruby Rust lied.
"Like I'd believe an excuse like that," Spoiled Rich said.
"She's not going to a party, she's out to the Ponyville Spectre!" Diamond Tiara blurted out accidentally. She immediately covered her mouth with her hooves. "I'm so sorry. It just came out!"
"You are so dead, Diamond Tiara!" shouted Ruby Rust, "Mark my words: When I get back, I'll clobber you until you turn blue!"
Before anypony could stop her, Ruby Rust flew out the front door and was off to the Ponyville Spectre.
The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 3: Along Came Cozy Glow
On her way, she saw a young filly who was pink with a curly blue mane tied up with a pretty bow. It was Cozy Glow.
"What are you doing out so late?" Ruby Rust asked.
"Oh, I'm plotting around the neighbourhood. Daddy Tirek allows me to do that at about this time every night," Cozy Glow said, "What're you doing out so late?"
"Oh, you know," Ruby Rust replied, "I'm uh... Searching for a sense of adventure to make Equestria follow me, especially my parents and that stupid friendship bound sister! You don't need to know anything else. You're too young to know the details."
"What details?" Cozy Glow said.
"I am not going to tell you and that's final," Ruby said, "And if you don't stop asking, I'll end you!"
"Ooh! I like you already!" Cozy Glow said.
"Ugh, you incompetent wench! If you come with me, will you shut up?" Ruby Rust said.
"I can't say it'll be a promise," Cozy Glow said with her innocent like smile.
"Fine," said Ruby Rust. She shot an icy glare at Cozy Glow. "How old are you?"
"10," Cozy Glow replied.
"Then where I'm going doesn't concern you," Ruby Rust said, "Buzz off!"
Cozy Glow kept flying behind.
"What sort of buzz off do you not understand?" Ruby Rust shouted, "You're 10 years old! You know nothing about sex and strip clubs!"
"You're right," Cozy Glow said, "I don't. But that doesn't stop me from getting to know you. You seem like the right friend for a villainous filly!"
"I am not a filly!" Ruby Rust said, "I'm a teenager, mind you!"
"What's the difference? They say you don't grow up until you're 18," Cozy Glow said.
"GO AWAY, YOU INCOMPETENT PIECE OF SHIT!" Ruby Rust roared, "I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR PRESENCE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
"OK, OK. Chill," said Cozy Glow, taking to the sky and flying the opposite way.
"That would be much obliged," Ruby Rust said.
So, Ruby Rust flew about 20 more miles until she was in a 5-mile radius of the Ponyville Spectre. "Yes, yes! It's finally the place I've been dreaming of going all my life!" Ruby Rust exclaimed, "The thrill of sex, I can't wait to bang all the stallions in that pleasurable whorehouse nightclub! It's going to be so fun! And such an experience!"
Just then, Cozy Glow was hanging from the tree branch of the tree right next to the end of the sidewalk that Ruby Rust was on.
"Oh, it's you again," Ruby Rust said, "I thought I told you to get lost."
"I wanna know more about you," Cozy Glow said, "Villain to villian."
"Fine," Ruby Rust said with a grumble, "You can tag along. Just don't get in the way."
Cozy Glow nodded. "Not in the way," she said, "Got it!"
Spoiled Rich Lyrics
Ruby Rust: They gave me diamonds They gave me rings They gave me so many things
But I want it all I'll take the shots You take the call I’m ready to own the night
Everything’s gonna turn out right Everything’s gonna be alright When I ---- (gasp) Stallions!
[There is a hotel where a lot of stallions are gathered right on the block across from the Ponyville Spectre. At this point, Ruby Rust runs into the hotel and goes into the hotel room full of stallions. ]
Don’t give in now You’re with a little girl But my motto never leaves My family pearl!
Cozy Glow (spoken): You have a pearl?
Ruby Rust (spoken): Shush.
(sung): I do whatever I want ‘Cause I’m spoiled Spoiled rich
I ain’t your honey Give me the money And I’ll throw it In your face
I do whatever I want ‘Cause I’m spoiled Spoiled rich
[Now they have arrived at the doors of The Ponyville Spectre].
Stallion (spoken): Hey, what are you doing in front of a nightclub? What do you think you’re doing, little mare?
Ruby Rust (spoken): Me? Little? Shut up! Do you even know who I am? Up yours!
(sung): Breaking into nightclubs Never felt so fun
Cozy Glow: I can’t wait For it to be done!
Ruby Rust: Chicken, chicken, chicken Chicken, chicken! I don’t play by the rules
Cozy Glow: And neither do I!
Ruby Rust: Villains at heart Though I don’t act smart
Oh oh!
Stallion (spoken): You! You can’t just trot in here and make a mess of things!
Ruby Rust (spoken): Wanna fight? Oh, this is gonna be a blast!
(sung): Wanna fight? I’ll be right
Stallion: Well, I’ll be damned
Ruby Rust (spoken): We’ll see about that!
(sung): You think I’m playin’?
(pushes him): Well, you ain’t stayin’
I’ll just be layin’ Around
(Ruby Rust starts having sex with several stallions, sucking on their dicks. She moves her body in and out. Filled with sexual drive, she bites it.)
Ruby Rust: I’m cruel I’m rude
Toss me a strudel!
I’m quite crude
I do whatever I want ‘Cause I’m spoiled Spoiled rich
I ain’t your honey Give me the money And I’ll throw it In your face
I do whatever I want ‘Cause I’m spoiled Spoiled rich
"Oh, that was so fun! I've never had fun like that in ages!" Ruby Rust said.
"I know right!" Cozy Glow said, "This is a start of a weird, but interest friendship."
"Friendship, my ass," Ruby said, "Think of it as two villains working together. My sister is trying to reform you, so you know what you say?"
"What's that?" Cozy asked.
"Fuck you, bitch!" Ruby Rust exclaimed, using part of her wing as a middle finger.
They both shared a laugh.
VFF (Villain Friends Forever) Lyrics
Cozy Glow: I like you
Ruby Rust: And you like me
Both: We're so close It's like we're Practically family
Cozy Glow: But is this A start Of something new? Me and you?
Both: We aren't Just common acquaintances We just met But these ain't Just sentences
We feel a connection
Ruby Rust: I wanna give Him an erection I wanna have An orgasm Experience some more enthusiasm When he puts his dick In between all my hooves!
Cozy Glow (spoken): You make me sick!
Ruby Rust (spoken): That's just the price of bein' horny, sweetheart. There ain't nothin' else to it!
Both: Even though We just met We feel a connection Going in the right direction Now!
Cozy Glow: I don't know how But a fabulous friendship is Starting right now!
Ruby Rust: Grab me Fuck me
Both: Villain friends
Villain friends
Villain friends
Forever
Ruby Rust (spoken): Give me another cock already!
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The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 4: Ruby Rust's Return Home After the Long Night
The next morning....
"Where is my sister?" Diamond Tiara asked, "She's been gone all night!"
Filthy Rich and Spoiled Rich exchanged looks. They didn't know how to respond.
Just at that moment, Ruby Rust came through the front door of the mansion. "Hi, everypony!" she said. Ruby Rust had bags under her eyes and looked horny as hell. It looked as if she did not wipe off each ounce of semen that was dripping from her mouth.
"What's that on your mouth?" Filthy Rich said.
"Nothing, Daddy," replied Ruby Rust.
He pulled his adoptive daughter over to investigate. He uses his hoof to wipe some off. "Is this semen?" Filthy Rich got so angry. "You disobeyed me and went out to that club last night, didn't you?" he shouted, "Just be glad you didn't get yourself pregnant!"
"I always come prepared," Ruby Rust said, "Condoms are like a friend to me. Other than that other pony I met on the way there."
"Who was this pony exactly?" Diamond Tiara said, her teeth clenched together.
"None of your beeswax," Ruby Rust replied matter-of-factly.
Diamond Tiara growled in anger. "If it's Cozy Glow, you don't know what I'm gonna do!"
Ruby Rust held up Diamond Tiara. "Oh, you feisty little bitch," she said, "What if I told you the truth? The truth never hurt anypony, but I'm sure it'll hurt your pathetic little feelings!"
"Stop that, Ruby Rust!" Diamond Tiara said.
"You don't tell me what to do, motherfucker!" Ruby Rust shouted, throwing Diamond Tiara across the wall.
"That's it! You're grounded for life!" shouted Filthy Rich.
"We'll see about that, Daddy," she said, flying up to her room.
Filthy Rich ran over to check on Diamond Tiara. "Are you OK, sweetheart?"
"How could she?" Diamond Tiara sobbed, "Dad, can you repeal the adoption papers please?"
He sighed. "I'm afraid that's not how adoption works," he said, "After you decide to make a commitment, you can't unadopt a foal. Sorry, Diamond Tiara. But hopefully one day she'll change, just like Randolph said."
"I sure hope so," Diamond Tiara said, "I don't know how much more I can take."
The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 5: All Part of the Plan Part 1
While in her room with the windows locked securely shut without any way to open them and fly out the window, Ruby Rust started to aggressively think of an evil plan. And fast. But as the thoughts flooded through her head, she didn't know what she would do to stage her little "accident" for Diamond Tiara.
"IF SHE DARES GET IN MY WAY, I'LL SET UP A TRAP THAT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE LITTLE PRICK TO GET OUT OF!" Ruby Rust shouted, "IT'LL BE THE PERFECT PLAN TO KILL DIAMOND TIARA, SO I CAN MAKE MY WAY TO COZY GLOW AND CONVINCE HER THAT EVIL IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GO!" She cackled. "You don't need friendship, pussies," she said to herself, "Just wait and see what I'll do. Especially to you, little sister!"
Spoiled Rich (Reprise) (Evil is What I Was Born to Do) Lyrics
Ruby Rust: One day She'll be forgotten By all
One day I'll answer the call
I will do What I can So she doesn't Get in my way
I'll do Whatever I want 'Cause evil Is just what I was Born to do!
The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 7: The Plan Unfolds
Author's Note
Sweetie Belle isn't much of a main character in this, so I didn't add her. She just plays a small part, but she may have a bigger role later. Who knows?
I went to add Randolph, Diamond Tiara's butler, to the character list, but I was surprised I didn't see him listed. Sure, he's a small character in the show, but hay, it even lists background ponies. So, that's why Randolph isn't listed as one of the characters, though he is considered a main supporting character, the same as Diamond Tiara and Filthy Rich. Update: I figured it out! Other is Randolph!
Chapter 7: The Plan Unfolds
The doorbell rang.
Randolph went to get it. "Hello, Sweetie Belle," he said.
"Hi, Mr. Randolph. Is Diamond Tiara home?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Yes, she is," the butler replied, "Do you need anything before you go play with her?"
"Oh, I'm here to help Ruby Rust with something," Sweetie Belle said, "But no thank you. I'm fine."
"Um, OK," said Randolph, "She's up in her room."
So, Sweetie Belle cantered up the stairs and knocked on the door of Ruby Rust's bedroom.
"Oh, hello, Sweetie Belle," Ruby Rust said sweetly, using what she learned from Cozy Glow, "Come in. I need your help with something."
Sweetie Belle looked around the room. "What is it? I don't see anything."
"Au contraire. But look at the bed," Ruby Rust said.
"Is this another one of your innuendos?" Sweetie Belle asked, "Because I'm not falling for it."
Ruby Rust faked a nervous laugh. "Innuendos? Whatever do you mean, Sweetie Belle? It's only a lifesize drawing of me that needs your magic to come to life."
"Oh, um, OK," Sweetie Belle said, "I guess I can do that for you."
So Sweetie Belle used her magic to bring the drawing to life, making it act and look exactly like Ruby Rust herself. "How do you like them apples?" she said.
"Amazing!" Ruby Rust said, "Now if my dad says anything, make sure he sees that I'm upstairs. Thank you for everything, Sweetie Belle."
On those last few words, the chill went right through Sweetie Belle. What was she doing there? She wanted to know what was going on. Some part of her felt used by a mastermind villainess. She just wanted to keep her distance now, but what else could she do?
Sweetie Belle quickly ran downstairs a few minutes after she was sure that Ruby Rust had left, having a hunch that she was hunting down Cozy Glow, who was still working on her reformation, and get her involved in this messed up plan of hers. Sweetie Belle knew what she had to do. Warn Diamond Tiara.
"Diamond Tiara!" Sweetie Belle cried.
"What is it, Sweetie Belle?" Diamond Tiara asked.
"I think your sister has a plan and I have a feeling that it's not gonna go well!" Sweetie Belle said.
"Eh, her and her plans. She never stops," Diamond Tiara said, "What is she going on about now? Killing me? Like she'll ever do something like that."
"Wait, is that true?" Sweetie Belle inquired.
"I'm pretty sure," Diamond Tiara said, "When she yells, the whole mansion can hear her. And that means that also the whole frickin' neighbourhood can too."
"Then we've gotta stop her!" Sweetie Belle said.
"She thinks she's so much older and wiser than us," Diamond Tiara said, "I mean, that's partly true. But she certainly isn't wiser. She will get what's coming to her eventually, though I'm not sure when Equestria will take its toll on her."
"More reason to step up and stop her!" Sweetie Belle persisted.
"I-- I can't, Sweetie Belle," Diamond Tiara said, "I'm really sorry. But if I stand up to her, she's just gonna beat me down. I know her better than you do. Thank you, Sweetie Belle, but just let time pass. It's for our own good. Let the adults take care of it like they always do."
"Well, I'm certainly not throwing in the frickin' towel!" Sweetie Belle said, "I'm gonna go get the CMCs and we'll sort this out from there!"
"No, Sweetie Belle! You don't know who you're dealing with!" Diamond Tiara cried, "I don't wanna lose one of my friends!"
"You won't. I'll catch you later," Sweetie Belle said.
Diamond Tiara sighed. "Well, that was a bust," she said.
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It was now 3:15 P.M. and the Ponyville Spectre didn't open until 10:00 P.M. But she was determined to get in, where there were stallions galore. But right after she stopped by Cozy Glow's place.
"Oh, hi, Ruby Rust," Cozy Glow said, "I got your text earlier. What's the plan?"
"Oh, not quite yet," Ruby Rust said, "I've decided to take a little detour because I'm craving something wet and wild."
"Ruby Rust, have you ever had a boyfriend before?" Cozy Glow asked.
"Oh, me? I'm only 14, but yeah," Ruby Rust replied, "I had a bunch of relationships, where the love came and then the sex pulled me in, but I could never keep 'em. This is my chance."
Off they went to the Ponyville Spectre to find stallions that suited Ruby Rust.
The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 8: A Little Detour
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"What do you mean I'm not allowed in? All I did that night was fuck a few stallions and sorta mess things up at the club, I admit it, but come on. Aren't we cool?" Ruby Rust said.
"I guess," the stallion said, "And what do you want? You're underage and Ponyville Spectre isn't yet open to the public, so get lost."
"Telling me to get lost, huh? Oh, I see how it is," Ruby Rust said, "Outta my damn way otherwise you're gonna die!" she said, holding out a gun to the stallion's face.
"Who are your parents, young mare? Your personality and attitude is unacceptable!" cried the stallion.
"And why would I tell you that?" Ruby said, "Isn't being rich enough for you to know about me, stranger?" She grabbed the random stallion. "FUCK ME, DUMBASS!" she shouted.
Ruby Rust removed the pony's uniform and forced his penis into her vagina, with condoms of course. "Ah, this feels so good!" she said, "Give me more! More!" As they continued, she felt the right spot. "Oh, that's the perfect spot! Yes, oh yes!"
Five minutes later, the stallion in front of Ponyville Spectre was lying on the ground, not able to get up. Then, Ruby Rust cantered to the entrance doors. She tried and tried to push them open, but they were locked.
"Dammit!" Ruby Rust cursed, "Is anypony even in there to open the goddamn door? Hello?"
Just then, a mare dressed in a revealing outfit answered the door. "Why, hello. The Ponyville Spectre isn't open yet, sorry," said the stripper pony.
"Damn you!" Ruby Rust said.
Ruby Rust felt a magical presence within the nightclub that drew her in. It took her and before she knew it, she was sucked up inside of the Ponyville Spectre. So, she used this to her advantage and began searching. She looked all over until she was getting bored.
"What's this strange presence?" Ruby Rust asked, "It's like this place is calling my name."
"That's 'cause it is," said a voice.
Not looking where she was going, she bumped into the green redheaded stallion whose voice it belonged. Ruby Rust got to her hooves and looked up at him, immediately shielding her face in her wings. She was blushing. "Oh, um, I'm sorry," she said.
He held out his hoof. "Nice moves out there. You totally underestimated Guard Murky Shoes."
"So that's that jerk's name," Ruby Rust said, "He can go fuck himself, but he can't do that anymore." She shot him an icy glare. "Who the hell are you? You seem like a nopony! I can't believe I felt nervous a minute ago!"
"Maybe something's beginning for once," he said.
"I have no time for a stupid hopeless romantic!" Ruby Rust shouted in frustration, "I came here looking for a stallion solely for fucking, not to commit to a relationship! Do you really think I'm that kind of mare? Good riddance, sir!"
"Wait!" the green stallion cried.
"Hey, look. It's Prince Charming!" Ruby Rust said sarcastically. "Get lost otherwise I will use this magic presence to put an end to your pathetic life!"
"You wouldn't do that," he said, "I'm Unkempt Garden, by the way."
"Even more pathetic! Who names their foal after pubic hair?" Ruby said, "I SAID BUZZ OFF! If you aren't here for having sex with me, then go somewhere else! You won't convince me to love you! No damn way!"
"I take offense to that, you know," Unkempt Garden said.
"Who gives a damn?" said Ruby Rust, "PONIES THESE DAYS HAVE GROWN SOFT AND IT PISSES ME OFF!"
The magic in the nightclub surged into Ruby Rust. Little did she know that this was the same type of magic that temporarily transformed Cozy Glow into an alicorn.
"This is amazing! I'm an alicorn! Oh, I can kill my little sister easily with this alicorn magic!" Ruby Rust said.
"What was that?" Unkempt Garden said.
"Nothing. It's really none of your motherfucking business, so stay the hell out!" Ruby Rust replied, charging her magic. "And now for you to DIE!"
"Please! Just tell me what you've always wanted, and I promise I'll give it to you!" Unkempt Garden cried.
"Ponies and their empty promises. How do you expect me to believe you?"
"Just let me show you!" he said.
"If this is some pathetic redemption arc, then I want out of it right now!" Ruby Rust said, "But if you won't stop being so damn stubborn, then I've always wanted a stallion that I could keep!"
(You Are) My Baby for Life Lyrics
Unkempt Garden: I can be the stallion That you've always wanted I will never disrespect you 'Cause I know how It will affect you You can be my baby For life
Ruby Rust: What is this feeling? Boy, you're pulling me in But let's get this thing rolling Can you really be A stallion I can keep? I'll let it seep Down into my soul Let's get this show On a roll!
If you really are My shining star Oh, what the hell? You can be my baby For life
Unkempt Garden: I'll let you know I'm in control I am your baby For life
Ruby Rust: All my life I've been searchin' Having sex with every Stallion I could find Committed to a relationship Then it ended like a bad friendship Am I out of my mind? Are you the stallion I can finally keep?
Both: You are my baby Yes, you are my baby Not a "no" or a "maybe"! You are my baby For life
Ruby Rust: I'm desperate for a dick If not, I think I'll be sick! If it's fine with you If we do what we do For an hour or two
Yes, you are my baby For life
(spoken, chuckles flirtatiously) : What's the meaning behind that name o' yours, hot stuff? Got a thing for pubic hair, you sick fuck?
Unkempt Garden (spoken): No, but that is where my name originates. I didn't want my cutie mark to turn out being something explicit, so I have a messy garden. But yeah.
Ruby Rust: Every relationship ended Just like that They thought I was A hoe and a brat Well, that's half true Maybe I can try again With you
Unkempt Garden (spoken) : Sure you can. I love you.
Ruby Rust: Stallions I could never keep Sexual drive drove away by a jeep But as I sleep I think about a stallion Like you That I could keep
I never knew This day would come Drop down on all fours And give me some! I want that cum, baby And that's the sum, baby
I wanna love you Inside and out Sex and romance I'm gonna shout it out I never thought This day would come And now I have
Both: You are my baby Yes, you are my baby Not a "no" or a "maybe"! You are my baby For life
Ruby Rust: A stallion That I can keep!
Both: You are my baby Yes, you are my baby Not a "no" or a "maybe"! You are my baby For life
Unkempt Garden: Ruby Rust, you are my baby
Ruby Rust: Yes, you are my baby!
Unkempt Garden: Not a "no"
Ruby Rust: Or a "maybe"!
Unkempt Garden: You are my baby
Ruby Rust: Oh Whoa! My head's in a spin!
You are my baby
Both: For life
The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 9: Evolving the Plan
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As soon as Ruby Rust had Cozy Glow chained up and strapped onto the contraption, now it was Diamond Tiara's turn. And Ruby Rust knew how she would fight, so she planned accordingly. She would use her magic to shut her younger sister up and make her follow her every command. It was perfect, or so she thought.
"What did you do with Cozy Glow?" Diamond Tiara demanded.
"Watch your tone, Diamond Tiara," Ruby Rust said.
"No!" Diamond Tiara said.
"Don't think I'm like Mom. You think saying no to me will stop me from pestering you?" Ruby Rust said, "You think wrong." She picked up Diamond Tiara with her magic, strapping her on the trap right next to Cozy Glow.
"Any last words?" she said, making sure to choke Diamond Tiara, who began turning blue due to the lack of oxygen. Ruby Rust did nothing. "FUCK YOU!" she shouted, releasing the choking hazard on her adoptive sister.
"You won't get away with this!" Diamond Tiara said.
"Oh, really? I can't believe you just figured it out," Ruby Rust said, "I already have." She used her magic to shut Diamond Tiara's mouth. "No more of that annoyingly nagging voice! Ugh! I can't stand her!"
"Just because I made a simple mistake on the plan, you want to kill me too?" Cozy Glow asked.
"The plan was perfect until you came along and fucked it up!" Ruby Rust shouted, "Now shut the fuck up and die, bitch!"
VFF (Villain Friends Forever) (Reprise) Lyrics
Cozy Glow: We used to Get along just fine Together, always crossin' The line
We used to Be so close What happened?
We were Villain friends forever Without a care In Equestria
But now that's gone Because of what I did is done
Villain friends For-----
Scratch that
Not ever
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"I need to check in on Ruby Rust!" Unkempt Garden said to everypony around Ponyville, hoping for directions, "Does any of you know where she lives?"
But every time he got the same response. Ponies and creatures alike refusing to help a sleazy stallion such as himself pushed him down to the ground and told him to get lost. So he kept trotting through Ponyville until he saw Twilight Sparkle.
"Lemme guess. Do you have some sort of fetish for her whore like attitude?" Twilight said.
"Yes, you could put it like that," Unkempt Garden hurriedly replied.
"What's the rush?" Twilight asked, "It's only the mansion on the hill about 30 miles from here. It's still in Ponyville. Gee, I knew Ponyville was big, but coming back all of a sudden to visit my friends after staying in Canterlot assuming Celestia's old role and whatnot, it's been an interesting experience."
"Thank you, Princess," Unkempt Garden said, "I'll be on my way."
So he trotted until he reached the hill, climbing up it until he reached the mansion. He was hesitant to knock, but then used his hoof to knock on the door.
"Randolph, get the fucking door!" Ruby Rust shouted, "I'm busy!"
"I don't take commands of somepony with an attitude," the butler remarked, "Try asking a little nicer."
No response. Unkempt Garden rang the doorbell this time.
"Randolph, can you get the door?" Filthy Rich asked.
"Most certainly, sir," the butler replied, trotting over to the door.
"Whoa! A butler!" Unkempt Garden cried, "I never thought paradise would be so much more than a vagina!"
Randolph was shocked. "Where did you learn that from? What parents do you even have?"
"I live wherever," Unkempt Garden replied, "My dad's a hooker and my mom has a vivid sex life as a stripper, so I get by having a little excitement when I please. But now I have met the mare for me, so no more useless yet satisfying sex for me unless it's her and me."
"I regret I even asked," Randolph said, "Whoever you are, you are a bad influence."
"No, you must understand. I'm here because I care about Ruby Rust," Unkempt Garden said, "And I'm not being a player this time. Our connection is real and I just wanna check on her."
"Well, uh, she's up in her room," Randolph said.
"Which one is it?" Unkempt Garden asked.
"The one in the middle that says 'keep out'," Randolph replied.
"Thanks," Unkempt Garden said.
So he galloped up the stairs and knocked on her bedroom door.
"What part of keep out do you not understand?" Ruby Rust said from behind the door, "Are you illiterate or what?"
"It's me," Unkempt Garden said.
"Me? Who the fuck is 'me'? Be more specific if you want to interrupt my very important business," Ruby Rust said.
"What are you doing in there, Ruby?" he asked.
"None of your motherfucking business, you shitheaded dunce!" Ruby Rust shouted, "And how the goddamn hell do you know my fucking name?"
Unkempt Garden sighed. "It's Unkempt Garden," he said, "I'm here to see how you're doing."
"Just fine," she replied, "Now I'm busy. Go away."
"Please let me in. I've been looking all over for you!"
"I love you and I need you badly, but you don't want to see my true colours," Ruby Rust said.
"I'm not afraid as long as I have you by my side!" cried Unkempt Garden.
Because you are My baby for life
"Ugh! Come in, asswipe!" Ruby Rust said, finally giving in, "But you won't like what you see. Me, on the hoof, enjoy this little scheme of mine and I'm gonna keep it that way until there can be at least one goddamn story where the villain wins!" She cackled spookily and evilly.
He gasped when he saw Cozy Glow and Diamond Tiara strapped onto a dangerous contraption that could kill the two fillies in seconds.
(You Are) My Baby for Life (Reprise) Lyrics
Unkempt Garden: I look at you now And see How we were Ever meant to be
Oh, you were My baby
You were my baby For life
Ruby Rust (spoken) (desperately): No! NO! What do I do?
Unkempt Garden: If you undo What has been done Only then Will you be My baby Again
"I can't not kill my younger sister! She's always been a nuisance to me! And this pathetic pink pegasus thinks that she can just mess up once in a perfectly thought out evil plan and get away with it," Ruby Rust said, "Come on, baby, is that any reason to stop?"
"Oh, you think you're so perfect that you allow nopony else to mess up?" Unkempt Garden said, "And just 'cause siblings annoy the crap out of you doesn't mean that you have to try murdering them!"
"She dared talk back to me and dared to tell Mom and Dad everything I swore I didn't do," Ruby Rust said, "I have always been her superior, the elder sister who she must obey. But she kept saying no to me like I was the air! Now she'll know how it feels!"
"Ruby Rust, you don't know what you're doing or the trouble you're causing these two fillies!" Unkempt Garden said, "You must've done something to make her defiant towards you."
"Really? I do everything for her own good and this is how she repays me?" Ruby Rust said, "I say give the cunt what she damn well deserves!" She used her magic to pull the lever. "Three! Two! One! You're gone!"
Diamond Tiara grabbed the lever with her hooves to stop it. Still mute, she couldn't say anything heroic.
"You think you're so clever?" Ruby Rust said, "YOU'LL PAY FOR ALL THESE YEARS YOU'VE GIVEN ME HELL!" She fastened Diamond Tiara's hooves to the contraption with a hammer and a nail. Only then did she begin to bleed.
"No!" Cozy Glow cried.
"That's it. You will never be my baby again," Unkempt Garden said, "I'll go find some other mare worth my tastes."
"Wait!" Ruby Rust called.
"What do you want?" he said, "I know when I'm not needed."
Ruby Rust ceased what she was doing, her magic spiraling in all different directions. Bit by bit, she managed to control the flow. As for the rest of it, it flowed into Diamond Tiara and Cozy Glow. Before she knew it, the mute spell was broken and Diamond Tiara could talk again.
The magic then surged towards Cozy Glow, who took the hoof of Diamond Tiara.
"I will never let you go," Cozy said.
"And neither will I," replied Diamond Tiara, "We will defeat her! Together!"
Even though the two fillies did not possess any of the Elements of Harmony, their friendship reigned supreme, putting an end to Ruby Rust's evil deeds and setting themselves free.
"I'm sorry, Unkempt Garden. I don't know what came over me," Ruby Rust said, "Is there any way that you can forgive me?"
He kissed her. "Apology accepted."
Ruby Rust trotted up to Diamond Tiara. "I understand if you don't want anything to do with me, but I am still trying to correct the errors of my ways," she said, "I was never the ideal older sister. I was a terrible role model and with my personality that may not change. But I promise to never ever single you out and make you feel like you're nothing special. Just because I'm older than you, that doesn't mean I'm wiser either. I will learn to listen to you more often, as now I realise how important everypony's thoughts are. "
Diamond Tiara hugged Ruby Rust. "I forgive you," Diamond Tiara said, "I'm glad you apologised, sis. That was very brave of you. I love you, Ruby Rust."
Ruby Rust hugged back. "I love you too, Diamond Tiara."
Author's Note
And that's the end!
The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
One day, a wonderful golden foal with purple mane and tail was born into an orphanage. Filthy Rich, reading the news that day, showed his wife.
"Ugh, why do we need a child when we already have plans to have one of our own?" Spoiled Rich said.
"Honey, she doesn't have a home! Somepony has got to take her in!" Filthy Rich said.
"Do what you must," she said, dismissing him with a flip of her mane, "I want nothing to do with this nonsense!"
So Filthy Rich cantered as fast as he could to the nearest orphanage. As soon as he got there, he knocked on the door. A middle-aged mare was waiting at the door with an expression that was neither a scowl or a smile. It seemed to be something in the middle.
"Come in," she said.
"I heard there's a foal here who needs adopted," Filthy Rich said, "May I see her?"
"Yeah yeah. Right this way," she said.
Filthy Rich followed her until they reached the nursery section of the orphanage. Then he saw her, and immediately fell in love with the cute little foal. "May I adopt her, ma'am? I need a child while my wife and I wait for the perfect time to have sex," he said.
A paper and a pen was handed to Filthy Rich, who signed it in a heartbeat.
On his way home with the foal caressed in his hooves, he examined her before he decided the perfect name. "You will be called Ruby Rust," he said.
And that is how Ruby Rust came to be.
The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow
Chapter 6: All Part of the Plan Part 2
Ruby Rust tried to come up with an escape route that would be sneaky enough for her father not to know that she was gone. So, she thought and she thought until she came up with the most fantastic idea. Ruby Rust drew a picture of herself, and made sure it was lifesize. Now, she just had to find somepony with magic who would be willing to help her. But who?
Ruby Rust picked up her glittery blue phone and texted the only unicorn she knew: Sweetie Belle. Better yet, she was friends with Cozy Glow, so that made it easier to draw in Cozy Glow and then the plan would be complete.
Right when she sent the text, Sweetie Belle immediately replied, "I'll be there soon."
Things were going according to plan.
