Chapters Arranged Marriages at the Crystal Empire
Twilight Sparkle somberly trotted into the crystal castle, knowing exactly where she was headed. She couldn't remember the last time she had visited Princess Cadence, it was true the train-ride to the Crystal Empire was expensive, so Twilight had to plan ahead of things whenever she wanted to visit.
Just a week prior, they had defeated Chrysalis with the elements of harmony once and for all, finally ridding of her evil for good. But with her gone, there was a catch, Twilight's brother had also been taken, and she knew they could've done nothing to save him.
Twilight shuddered, doing her best to shove the horrific memory of Shining's love being drained out of his body from her mind. He died fighting for his life and kingdom, and that was all that mattered.
Holding back a sniffle, Twilight turned to see her other two friends, Fluttershy and Rarity walking behind her, who had offered to keep her company so it wouldn't be as hard on her to revisit her brother's home, before they had arrived Twilight made sure to visit Shining's grave one last time, wishing him the best in the afterlife.
"Oh don't worry Twilight dear, everybody dies. I'd say we should focus on the future as of now, we wouldn't want to remind Cadence of her husband's gory demise, would we?" Rarity smirked, a little too wide for Twilight's liking.
"...I guess." The purple alicorn sighed, staring at the shiny blue floors in silence. What was there to say? Shining armor was gone, surely she wasn't the only one impacted by the loss of his life, Cadence loved him more than any-pony, she couldn't imagine how she could be coping with this.
"Please don't be sad Twilight, you're going to make me sad too..." Fluttershy whimpered, hiding behind her light-pink mane as tears welled up in her eyes. "Nobody deserved to die like that, Chrysalis might be gone but I will never forgive her!"
"Let's just not talk about it anymore." Twilight replied flatly in a tone that was firm. "We're here to check up on Cadence, not reopen already bleeding wounds." Stopping at a large, sapphire-colored door Twilight pushed it open, creaking as it stopped itself half way.
"The lights are off, maybe she isn't home right now." Fluttershy shivered, it was unusual for Cadence to sit in the dark by herself. The once happy photos of her wedding now felt stained with grief as Twilight clicked on the light, lighting the room up instantly.
A disheveled Cadence met their gaze and got off her bed. "Oh! Twilight, it's great to have you...I see you brought your friends!" She smiled at Rarity, but seemed disinterested in Fluttershy's presence entirely.
"I hope you don't mind, I just didn't want to come alone after...you know." Twilight trailed off, avoiding the dead-look in Cadences purple eyes. "I understand, it's fine." Cadence quickly replied, leading the ponies to a number of glass-covered items.
"What's all this Darling? you built a museum in your bedroom?" Rarity asked confused, unsure as to why Cadence would trap a wilted rose permanently in glass.
"I framed everything Shining ever gave me so I could always remember him." She explained passionately to the three ponies. "Every gift on our dates, honey-moons, and wedding. I will cherish them always." She wiped a tear from her eye as she said it, and Twilight was already feeling the on-coming waterworks herself.
"It's beautiful," she remarked in bewilderment. "He would be so proud." Fluttershy added in a soft voice. "I think it looks retarded darling. What a waste of time, you should've thrown all of this stuff away by now, not preserve it." Rarity BOOMED FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!
"RARITY!" Twilight shouted, how could she be so insensitive? she knew her and Shining weren't close, but had Rarity lost her brother in battle, she bet Rarity would be wailing uncontrollably on her drama couch eating boat-loads of ice-cream.
She guessed it would've been a terrible idea to bring her along, Rarity probably only wanted to go to watch Twilight's breakdown FOR FUN!
Cadence was unphased by Rarity's blasphemous remark, ignoring it entirely. Maybe she hadn't heard, or because she liked Rarity so much, rejected the idea of being offended at her words. Twilight fumed with frustration, had Cadence and Fluttershy walked out right then and there, she would've torn that unicorn a new one. She couldn't believe Rarity could be considered an element still after all the horrible things she'd gotten away with.
"There's another thing id like to share with you, I'm moving out of the Crystal empire for good. I just think this place has too many bad memories, and id rather live in Mexico where it's nice and hot and there aren't any problems."
"WHAT!?" The three exclaimed in horror. "B-But Cadence, if Shining is dead who will take care of the crystal heart or the castle!? Sombra could come back and kill us all!"
"I know, but it won't be my responsibility any longer. Do you think I would leave my kingdom without somebody to replace me?" she exclaimed sarcastically, disappointed her friends could be that stupid.
"Then who?" Twilight could feel an itch in her hooves. Was it possible that Cadence was going to leave her in charge? she knew she already had Ponyville to take care of, but this was her sister-in-law! if Cadence trusted anypony to take the reigns of the throne it would be her!
Twilight's eyes shimmered with hope. Maybe this could be her way of honoring Shining Armor! oh and she had forgotten how much she loved the crystal houses and ponies, they always looked so pretty! she would do anything to become one herself.
"Rarity, I believe you'll be a perfect contender to take my place as Princess of love. Not only am I giving my kingdom to you, I will also be giving up my role as a princess altogether. It just wasn't for me." taking off her crown, she placed it on Rarity's head, it tilted, the crown being much bigger on her.
"RARITY!?" both Fluttershy and Twilight screamed. "WHY HER? IM AN ALICORN PRINCESS!" Twilight yelled, infuriated Cadence picked a violent murder-loving sociopath instead of her long-time bestfriend. "Have you lost your mind!?"
Cadence furrowed her brows, confident in her decision. "Of course not! I've known Rarity and her brother for a long time, Twilight. They're latino just as I am, and though our countries might be rivals, i'd rather someone I understand culturally then some soul-mate fluff."
"Soul-mate FLUFF? Cadence-" Twilight stammered in disbelief. Why was she so obsessed with mexico all the sudden? that WASN'T EVEN NEAR EQUESTRIA TERRITORY! it was then when she noticed the intricate tattoos marked all across Cadences body. They were flower patterns and other strange symbols.
"What has gotten into you? what is with all the tattoos?" Twilight gasped, unable to wrap her head around all this insanity. What was supposed to be a visit to get over her immense sadness turned into a disaster, and now Cadence was stepping down and giving her role to RARITY OF ALL PONIES!?
"Oh darlings, you're overreacting, it's been my dream to become an alicorn, so Cadence, make me one please?" Rarity persisted, a little over-excited.
"Sorry Rarity, you won't be turned into an alicorn, but you'll still become a princess. I guess that will also mean your brother will be a prince." Cadence explained, liking the idea that for once another species could be crowned as royalty in Equestria.
Fluttershy nearly threw up in her mouth at the thought. "Please no! he's a human, the ponies won't accept him and he's not very polite! sometimes he takes his pants off for no reason and makes me suck on the thing between his legs!"
"I DONT CARE YOU STUPID WHORES" cadence screamed. "Another thing, I will still be leading ponies in Mexico, but not as a princess like before. I am now the leader of the MLP CARTEL and you will refer to be as "el cadence" and nothing else, got that?"
"EL CADENCE!? THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!" Twilight screamed, ripping the crown off rarity's head and throwing it at Cadence, nearly breaking it in half as it bounced off the wall with a loud clattering noise. "Get ahold of yourself! cartels KILL ponies Cadence! why would you leave your perfect life behind to become a drug-trafficker!?"
"Because I want to." Cadence replied flatly. "It's my life, you can't tell me what I can and can't do. I already sent a letter to Celestia and Luna about my decision."
"Please don't go through with this, we need you here! don't abandon all of this to become a criminal!" Fluttershy tried to reason. Rarity smirked. "Oh good! I'm great friends with the MLP CARTEL I heard they up pay lots."
"Shut up Rarity! we don't want Cadence to leave!" Twilight whisper-shouted into her ear. "You know that those ponies are twisted! they're trying to turn Cadence into a ruthless-murder machine!"
"I can give some tips." Rarity grinned so evil. "in my old country gautemala i was in one of there cartels most RESPECTED MEMBERS."
"OK THATS IT! NO MORE OF THIS MEXICO TALK! Cadence, you aren't going to leave the Crystal Empire, Rarity is going to be the second coming of sombra and you know it!"
"Nonsense." Cadence dismissed, grabbing her black bullet-proof vest with the white red and green logo on it. "Now I have to meet them outside. If I were you id be nice around them, do so much as make a face that them and they'll decapitate you with a sickel, got that?"
"URGHH! I can't believe Cadence is ditching me for TACO HUMPERS!" Twilight cried out in agony as they trotted down to the lowest level of the castle. Once they were all downstairs, Cadence smiled at the five ponies waiting for her.
"Oh my goodness! they're so scary even from far away!" Fluttershy shivered, hiding behind Twilight. "Will they really kill us Twilight?"
"No, not if we keep our mouths shu-" Twilight began, before seeing Rarity walk over and give them all a hoof-shake as if they were relatives who hadn't seen each-other in a long time. "Roseluck, Helia, Lily Valley, Sunshine Petals! it's been so long! How's it been?"
"Great, Rarity." They said in such thick accents twilight could barely make out anything spewing out of their mouths. "We killed over 200 ponies since we last saw you and all our rivals groups ARE DEAD."
"P-Please don't say the d word again.." Fluttershy muttered on the floor, trembling at this point. Cadence gave ALL OF THEM HER blessings and talk to them privately, whatever they were talking about, twilight probably didn't want to know.
"I must be on my way," Cadence sighed as she departed from the gang ponies. "I wont ever forget you girls, and Rarity, take extra good care of Shining Armours memorial room, alright?"
"Gladly, darling." Rarity nodded. "Send me a letter when you get off the plane."
"I will, goodbye Twilight, oh, I almost forgot! Fluttershy, my friend Helia wants to talk to you." Cadence said, pulling a teal-and-yellow pegasus close to her. "U-Um..hi.." Fluttershy whispered, unsure what this random pony wanted.
"You better tell your daughters to STOP RAPING ME ESTUPIDA. OR ILL FUCKING KILL THEIR MOTHER, oh right, that's you!" she smiled so wickedly, Fluttershy felt as if she were about to faint. Never had she seen a more evil smile in her life.
"O-Okay." She fought back tears as the cartel and el cadence fucked off. Once they were gone, Rarity dropped the nice-act. "Alright you sluts, I run this place now, and my family GETS TO MOVE IN!"
Fluttershy regained her composure. "So if my daughters are becoming princesses too, what will me and Twilight be?"
"A princess, obviously." Twilight interrupted. "I'm already the princess of friendship."
"NOPE! you two will be maidens, maidens until you get MARRIED!" Rarity laughed evily, grabbing a whip and striking both of them until massive lacerations appeared and fatty tissue and arteries were exposed.
"BUT THE ONLY BOY IN EQUESTRIA IS YOUR BROTHER!" Twilight screamed, covering her bleeding back. "EXACTLY." Rarity snarled, gripping the long black latex-strap in her hooves.
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"Cheer up Twilight, maybe it won't be so bad? Rarity is our friend, just because she's in charge doesn't mean we can't give her advice or help her. Nobody could rule a whole kingdom by themselves." Fluttershy ushered, combing Twilight's mane as they sat in one of their temporary crystal-dorms. Eventually, Rarity promised she would help them move into a house near the castle.
Twilight huffed. "It's not that Fluttershy, Cadence hasn't been acting right ever since Shining passed, she probably only joined that organization to cope with death, just because someone really close to her was killed, she wants to kill EVERYONE ELSE! it doesn't make sense!"
Fluttershy frowned, beginning to braid Twilight's hair little by little. "Um...well it'll be nice to see my daughters again, im not sure what it'll be like living with my Ex-husband though. There's still a lot of tension between us."
"I wouldn't doubt it, precisely why I DONT want to marry him! why does he need two wives? that's ridiculous and against the royal policies, imagine how disappointed Princess Celestia is going to be in me! she'll never see me the same!"
Fluttershy re-corrected the loose hair tie on Twilight's mane, straightening it so it wouldn't fall out. "Don't say that, it wouldn't be much different then being polygamous would it? it's legalized in Equestria now, and Celestia made him one of the elements, she'll be overjoyed you're getting married."
"POLYGAMOUS!? THATS GLORIFIED CHEATING FLUTTERSHY! he probably only wants the both of us so he can be the sick pervert he ALWAYS IS!"
"Twilight! he's not like that!" Fluttershy scolded. "And keep your voice down, the royal guards will be livid if they find out we're talking bad about the new princesses brother! and how dare you! it's not like cheating at all!"
"Whatever." Twilight sighed, toying with her new braids as she flopped down onto the cushion she was sitting on. "It's too weird, if Rainbow found out we let Rarity control our lives, she'll laugh her flank off!"
"Speaking of which, we never got to tell our other friends any of this, if what Rarity says is true, will that mean we have to stay in the Crystal Empire forever? we may never see them again..."
Twilight jumped up in alarm. "Oh great! I never even thought of that! now what? Pinkie will freak out and Aj and Dash will think we betrayed them!"
Fluttershy stepped backward as the panicked alicorn drove her into the wall. "No, we can always send them a letter, they'll understand if we choose the right words."
"RIGHT WORDS? Fluttershy, we're leaving them BEHIND! Cadence got level to level with us before she left, and I STILL FEEL BETRAYED BY HER!"
Fluttershy sat up defensively. "Now wait Twilight, Cadence left to become a head-leader for a drug ring, we're just taking care of the crystal empire for a while, it's different."
Twilight sighed, feeling extensive guilt for getting so worked up around the meek pegasus. "I know Fluttershy, it's just hard on me, that's all. I'm not only upset about shining, but im furious with cadence too...and now we have to get married on top of everything!"
Fluttershy leaned in to hug Twilight, brushing her back slightly. "Shh..we'll figure something out, I promise. Once we get into our new homes, it'll get better."
"Yes, but Shining would have NEVER wanted this! he always had a bad feeling about Rarity, not to mention he detested the idea of me getting married, what do you think he'd say had he found out his wife is in A CARTEL NOW!?" Twilight ranted, kicking over nearby things as she paced back and forth.
"I-I don't know.." Fluttershy whimpered, the warm smile on her face disintegrating in mere seconds at the mention of his name.
"Oh Darlings~ are you done yet? it's time I introduce you around the town, there's more than just the castle, and I advise you move out sooner, I have a family of three and they want in right now!" Rarity exclaimed, pushing the two out of the room before they could finish up their mane-styling.
"Oh great, so you can spoil your bratty nieces again?" Twilight groaned as Rarity finally removed her hooves from her flank.
"Bratty? language dear! I wouldn't say your sister-in-law's much better, atleast my family doesn't participate in cheap drug-rings for petty money."
"YOUR BROTHER WAS IN PRISON FOR THREE YEARS!" Twilight screamed back, infuriated as the memory of Cadence clenched her chest like a tight barbed wire. How could Rarity have the nerve to trick Cadence into handing her the throne and then talk trash behind her back?
"Mmhm, only three for a minor offense, and he doesn't kill people." Rarity smiled, turning away and leading them down the crystal-blue staircases. Fluttershy slipped on the way down, nearly faceplanting as they got down to the first-floor.
"Oh my! these hallways are as slippery as ice!" Fluttershy gasped. "Of well of course, now that I have the guards wrapped around my hoof, I can make them clean for me ALL DAY!"
"All day? so you're overworking us and the royal guards?" Twilight yelled baffled at how cruel Rarity truly could be. "Why do you need that many ponies to work for you?"
Rarity shook her tail dismissively, nearly whacking Twilight in the face with it. "Why? darling we have a whole family moving in! and once my brother and nieces settle things will get much messier."
"Oh dear.." Fluttershy frowned, remembering how crazy her daughters had been as babies. "You never taught them anything, did you?"
"I'm their aunt, it isn't my problem. Blame your soon to be husband ex-husband for that." Rarity scoffed, chin held high into the air as they exited the large palace.
As the trio traversed deeper into the crystal-coated down, fellow crystal ponies waved and smiled at Twilight, making her feel slightly better. Being as moody as she was, she tried to keep her cool, as many ponies still looked up to her as a true princess.
A better princess than FUCKING RARITY ARGUETA! but non-the-less, they arrived at the two for-sale homes, and both ponies were met with overwhelming despondency.
Infront of them stood two crystal homes, only two stories worth with windows so narrow you could hardly see inside. They looked incredibly small, and both houses were just recolors of each other. Twilight was assigned the blue one while Fluttershy was assigned the darkish red one.
"Wa-lah! what do you think?" Rarity cheered. "They were the cheapest I could afford, and now both of you can have some peace and quiet."
"It's..great. Thanks." Twilight grunted, pushing aside the shaking and weeping Fluttershy as she entered her house. Fluttershy quickly ran in behind her, nearly knocking Twilight off her hooves in the process.
"Woah, Fluttershy, what's wrong?" She gasped, turning toward her. "Why are you upset all the sudden?"
The yellow pegasus hide her face under her wings. "T-That house Rarity gave me is the same one I got raped in a few years ago..I-I told Rarity her brother did it to me in there and she must've gave me that house to spite me!"
Rage filled Twilight's veins, coloring the tip of her horn to the bottom of her hooves. "OF COURSE SHE WOULD! that heartless bitch! i'm so sorry you had to go through that Fluttershy, you can swap houses with me if you want."
"NO fluttershy will live in the RED HOUSE OR ELSE." Rarity threatened, snatching up Fluttershy so she would face her cold, lifeless blue eyes. "You listen here Fluttercry, I assigned you that house specifically so you could get over that dreadful night."
Warm tears cascaded down Fluttershy's chin as her lip quivered. "B-But-" Rarity slammed her hoof straight up Fluttershy's jaw. "NO BUTS! I gave my brother's penis a GROWING SPELL so if anything happens again i'll give you a little warning. It's going to hurt WAY MORE."
"GET AWAY FROM HER!" Twilight screamed, smacking Rarity away from the traumatized pegasus as fast as she could. "You've done enough harm to her, you sick fuck! Fluttershy did nothing to you and you got your brother to RAPE her!?"
"Hmm..well I wouldn't say "got" dear, his sex life was dreadfully boring and we needed to spice things up, I was only trying to be a supportive sister." Rarity replied in an over-the-top fake-compassionate tone. "I would never want to hurt her on purpose!"
"Yeah right, get lost. The only thing you seem to care about is your own family!" Twilight snarled, not afraid to pop Rarity a new one if she got any closer.
"Sorry darling, sociopath." Rarity chimed, her light-blue eyeshadow only making her look even more lustful for pain and suffering as she turned away, leaving the two to their own antics.
"Sh-She's so mean.." Fluttershy sighed. "I forgive her brother as that was a long time ago but I don't like that house! I think it's haunted and possessed him to be more aggressive toward me!"
"Uh huh, keep telling yourself that." Twilight facepalmed, stomping up the stairs. If anything, a good book would ease her mind, at the most it'd make her forget how unfair this entire situation was. Sighing with sadness, she plopped down on the pink bed left untouched by the previous home-owner.
"I assume this was little filly's room before." Twilight inspected, seeing all the star patterns on the walls and heart-shaped windows. Her heart clammered with grief once again as she realized she would be sleeping alone tonight, no Cadence or Shining Armor by her side.
Forcing herself to become deeper into her readings, Twilight tried to block all sensations of sorrow out of her mind, focusing soley on the scribbled black-text on the page, forcing the tears back into her eyes. It didn't matter if she was forced into an arranged marriage and new house, or if she could never see her friends again, all that mattered was the book...
Just the book.
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As Twilight devolved deeper into her slumber, she felt her body plummet down into the unwelcomed darkness. "Urgh.." She groaned as she weakly lifted herself back onto her hooves, unsure as to where she was. Getting up, she saw visions of Cadence and her, playing like foals, then her brother.
"I remember this! this was when my brother and Cadence first met!" Twilight gasped, watching her younger self giggle at their first interaction. Then, sporadically the events began to shift and change, memories of her youth flashed before her eyes.
"Th-This has to be a dream." Twilight whispered to herself. Then she saw something she'd never seen before, she saw a vision of Cadence stepping onto the plane, presumably to go to Mexico with her "organization". Twilight's eyes shifted to a cloudy memory of when Cadence arrived, then things got really blurry. Colors danced around Twilight as if she were spinning in an never-ending circle, barely able to make out the pink alicorn's purple-magenta-and-yellow color scheme.
"ARGHHH!! SOMEPONY HELPP!" A stallion's voice screamed, breaking Twilight out of her nausea-driven state instantly.
There, a couple feet away from her stood a beaten-up pony, back pressed against the concrete ground and struggling to get up. Standing over the shadowy silhouette was a sleek, tall figure, it was Cadence, flaying somepony's skin off with a box-cutter! OH SHIT! But wait..that pony being tortured was..HER DEAD BROTHER!?
"SHINING! NO!" Twilight cried out into the echoy darkness, galloping toward the shaky image as she felt herself get sucked down a dark hole. "GET AWAY FROM HIM!" She screamed up into the pitch-black room. She wouldn't relive the horrible events of Shining's death. Not again...panicking, Twilight sucked in a breath, feeling the room shift and change as she stirred back and fourth.
"AHHH!" Twilight wailed as she flung herself off the cold surface she was laying on, cold beads of sweat dripped down her face as she panted, looking up at her alarm clock which was blinking back at her with a low-droning noise. It had just turned to 6:00 AM. She had awoken earlier than expected.
"Great Celestia...that was one of the worst nightmares I have ever had." She breathed, pulling herself off the mattress and sickly pink-sheets, she had an worrying thought that the dream had a darker meaning behind it. All dreams had meaning to her, and because they were delivered to her by Princess Luna, she must've known something was wrong as well.
Did Cadence kill somepony up in Mexico? ALREADY!?
"I can't believe it, don't tell me she really murdered somepony down there...the Cadence I knew wouldn't do such a thing." She clenched onto her chest with a pained expression, unable to imagine yet another pony she was close to devolving into a heartless-killing machine, just as Rarity had.
"Twilight?" A shivering, soft voice echoed from downstairs. "I heard you scream from next-door, is everything alright? I thought somepony broke in an-"
"I'm fine Fluttershy." Twilight sighed, throwing herself off the bed and trotting downstairs to greet the concerned pegasus. "I just had a bad dream, it's probably my minds way of adjusting to all the change."
"O-Oh.." She replied, tucking her hair over her eyes shyly. "I'm overwhelmed too. Last night after you went to sleep, I heard Rarity's brother unclick the key to my door, h-he got inside but I hid under the bed. Humans like him are really stupid so he didn't see me."
"But how did he get the key inside?" Twilight demanded. She should've known Rarity would've given spare keys to him, as they both wanted nothing to do with him in the slightest. She must've guessed they'd lock him out eventually.
"I don't know, he just had an extra one in his pocket." Fluttershy concluded. "He was talking out-loud to himself, um...and he said he was sorry and just wanted to be my friend again. He also said that it'd be better to get back in touch before the wedding. At least if we're friends again, it'll be less awkward during the marriage."
"THATS WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE! I already told you LIMPDICK is exactly LIKE RARITY. They both suffer from the same illness, and THEY'RE TWINS!" Twilight couldn't help but argue, it pained her to shout at such a gentle soul like Fluttershy, but Rarity was becoming insufferable to deal with.
"He can't be her twin! Rarity just says that, how could Rarity's twin brother be a human?" Fluttershy denied, shaking her head at the thought.
"Because my parents were also humans darling and developed a pony inside the womb somehow." Rarity SMIRKED appearing out of nowhere as she let herself inside Twilight's new house. "You see, those two ponies were Sweetie Belle's parents, they were nothing but host family. English-speaking TWINKS like you don't know what THOSE ARE."
"What on earth is a host-family? that tells me nothing." Twilight complained. "AND HOW DARE YOU LIE ABOUT THOSE BEING YOUR PARENTS! you're telling me your real parents have never met us nor the rest of the Mane Six before?"
"Of course not dear, why would they want to? they're busy back in my home-country fighting for food, water, and probably got killed by the cartel at this point. We stole money a lot from them back then." Rartitties admitted bashfully.
"You let the cartel KILL your human parents!? but why?" Fluttershy gasped in horror. "Parents are one of the best things to have, I know I didn't have any when I was little."
"BECAUSE THEY WERE THE FUCKING FOOLS WHO THOUGHT CONCEIVING A PONY WAS A GOOD IDEA THEY HAD THE SEX AND HAD A CRIMINAL FELON AND SOCIOPATH AS KIDS, THEIR FAULTS." Rarity screamed aloud, uncaring to any crystal ponies nearby who could hear. "They got what was coming, darlings."
Exchanging a wild-eyed, mortified look Twilight and Fluttershy said nothing, waiting for the crazy mares next outburst.
"Mm..what was I saying again? oh yes, my host family will now be you two! have you said anything to my brother yet?" Rarity asked politely, eager at the idea of them all finally getting along. "My two nieces can't wait to have two mothers!"
"No...we're sorry Rarity." Fluttershy cried in shame. "We're scared of his 13 inch penis!"
"THATS MISTRESS RARITY TO YOU! because I like it kinky." Rarity said to herself smiling rolling her eyes in the back of her head at the thought of them saying it while moaning in AGONY. "All is well, ill arrange a perfect get-together on the Crystal empire balcony this evening! that way nothing can separate you three."
Twilight rose a skeptical brow and turned to face Fluttershy. "Let's fly off of it before he gets there, that way we can do our own thing and not have to look at him."
"Good idea." Fluttershy smiled. It was rare for the pegasus to agree to something so mean-spirited, but considering it was someone in Rarity's family they didn't even love, Twilight was happy for her lack of resistance.
"Oh and by the way," Rarity continued, filing one of her hooves. "I'll be watching THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING, if you two do so much as walk the other direction when he comes down the hallways or dare FLY AWAY ILL STRAP YOU TWO BY THE NECKS AND DANGLE YOU OFF THE FUCKING BALCONY WITH ELECTRICAL CORDS UNTIL YOU DIE BY STRANGULATION."
"Um we'll be good rarity." They said scared. Now how was Twilight going to get out of this!?
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First Date with two girls!
Twilight gulped as her and Fluttershy traversed down the seemingly endless crystal-clear hallway, already she could see the yellow bars at made up the balcony, and the table Rarity set up on the patio. There were three chairs marked in red-velvet fabric, sewed by herself of course.
"Maybe it won't be so bad, Rarity put a lot of effort into this!" Fluttershy remarked, sitting down on the dark red chairs as Twilight begrudgingly pulled out her seat. The whole table was doused in candles, making her food stink like smoke and melting wax instead of her delicious steak and carrots.
"This is going to SUCK!" Twilight whined, slamming her face hard onto the over-burnt meat and groaning endlessly in anguish. "The only love-life I ever had was Flash Sentry, and that was before the mirror to the human world was destroyed by Celestia!"
Fluttershy poured some gravy on her steak and carrots, her eyes brightening and the mouth-watering sight. "Don't cry Twilight, Flash Sentry is safe with the human versions of us in Canterlot High. Celestia said because Rarity's brother was so nice and the best member of the mane seven, we didn't need the other humans anymore."
"And how is Sunset Shimmer going to make it on her own!? she needed my guidance still!" Twilight snapped, slamming her hooves down onto the table as knives and forks surrounding the two flew up into the air and clattered back down with a crash, causing some to dispatch across the glassy floors or fall off the patio entirely.
"Oh my! Twilight! Rarity will be furious!" Fluttershy squeaked, trying to gather up the missing silverware. "Just calm down and go with it, please? I don't want to be hung and publicly executed for Rarity's sick pleasure!"
Twilight's harsh gaze weakened when she remembered the spine-chilling threat Rarity told them right before they got here. "I know." In shame, she stared at the floor, waiting for her soon-to-be husband to arrive.
AND SO HE DID! walking down the hallways in the HOTTEST WAY IMAGINABLE! Twilight's jaw dropped to the ground when he flicked his black sidebang. His hair was red and black kinda like Rairty's manestyle was but BETTER!
"Hello girls." He said sitting down and winking so much. "What the fuck. RARITY I DONT LIKE STEAK." and he threw it off the balcony the plate fractures the skull of some crystal ponies from down below killing them immediately.
"I-I YOU KILLED SOMEPONY!" Twilight cried, staring at the blood pooling out of the translucent ponies from below. "I can't believe I have to marry a sick bastard like you!"
"I can't believe it either." He said laying back in his chair so SMUG. "I can finally know what having sex feels like."
"Oh No! d-d-don't say the-the S word!!" Fluttershy chokes on her steak at the thought cause the bulge is bigger then the red shiny apple next to her.
"Oh my bad, I know you girls think im super attractive." He said wrapping his arm around twilight she bites it. "OWW GRR THATS FUCKING IT TWILIGHT." He said and forces her to sit on his lap. "Bite again ill have a massive erection and it will hurt to feel it."
Oh NO! now she had to sit on his GROSS LAP! Twilight's pupils shrunk down into microscopic balls. WHAT IF HE HAD ONE ANYWAYS!?
"So Rarity's brother, I heard you were really famous, is that true?" Fluttershy asked, she hadn't seen him since before he got popular thanks to all of Rarity's promotions featuring him in them, so she needed some catching up to do. "I heard you also design clothes."
"Oh yeah, im so rich now." He smiled wide and twilight thinks he should've shaved his face better. "What a fucking loser nice black dirt stash." BUT DIDNT REALIZE SHE SAID IT OUTLOUD.
"Thanks!" he said because he didn't realize that was an insult. Twilight sighs in relief as him and Fluttershy continued to talk.
It was so easy for her! she dated him back in highschool, Twilight only knew him from Rarity. Why he also needed her to marry him she would never know.
"So fluttershy and Twilight, I was thinking, I don't want one of you to feel like the wedding is centered around one pony more than the other because im a good person, so me and my sister decided we'll have them a week apart. Fluttershy, you'll be married to me first, after that, Twilight and me."
"YOUR KIDDING!" Twilight cringed, unable to imagine valfuck having TWO weddings NOT JUST ONE and everyone being content with it! "But then you'll have to re-invite everypony in town to the same stadium, they'll be bored out of their minds!"
"No. I got Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash to help keep everyone amused, they'll be so distracted by Rainbow Dashes awesome sonic rainbooms, my massive penis and Pinkie Pie's party-games they won't even realize I'm getting married to two wives!" He told them.
"Oh that's actually really smart!" Fluttershy piped up. "What do you think Twilight?"
At the mention of Rainbow and Pinkies names, Twilight felt a calling from the heavens. A yellow shine appeared all around her, now she could be saved and get out of here! all she had to do was tell them everything! "Wait, valdroxx invited rainbow and pinkie? GOOD! I-I mean it's great that some of my friends will be there!"
"Yeah I know you two liked them but I didn't invite Applejack because she's a hill-billy and I DONT WANT UGLY GIRLS AT MY WEDDING especially farmers who sleep in the same pen as pigs."
"How dare you say that about APPLEJACK!" Twilight felt her face turning red again, he only hated AJ because she wasn't a sex-object good enough in HIS EYES.
"My opinion." He said kicking his feet up twilight gags. "EWW HUMAN FEET! she destroys his sandels instantly with her teeth but the socks only kill her inside more. "ARGHH!!"
Rarity, posing as the waitress came strutting back, handing the three fresh glasses of water. "I nearly forgot to turn this on." she hoof-palmed, using her magic to make THE MOST ROMANTIC MUSIC EVER PLAY!
"Oh yeah I love music." valdroxx said. Twilight can't believe Fluttershy's giving him bedroom eyes because of the shitty pop-song thousands of other ponies had heard a million times before started playing. "Oh really? well...I love this song too." She hummed back.
"I swear if those two make out I'll jump and kill myself." Twilight whispered so they couldn't hear her, seeing them pull closer to eachother. Turning around, Twilight quickly composed of a plan to stop the kiss. "I know, what else could ruin such a lovely moment then preventing it from happening at all!"
Whipping her head around, she slammed her hoof against her glass, causing ice-cold water to spill on both of their faces. "FUCK!" he says and Fluttershy shrieks in surprise. "Twilight, that was so rude! Why did you splash us?!"
"SAVED YOU FROM THE STDS." Twilight bellowed. "Believe me Fluttershy, the HIV wouldn't have been worth it."
"OH because i'm from somewhere that isn't Ponyville I have HIV diseases huh?" he said OFFENDED. "Twilight, are you just worried the sex will hurt? your playing hard to get for a reason."
"NOOOO EWWW!!!" Twilight said but he knows it's SO true. "Well twilight i'd hate to tell you this but I spiked your drink because I knew you'd resist. Rarity helped."
"W-WHAT but sex is AFTER MARRIAGE THIS CANT BE!!" but hes right and twilight loses all movements in her leg. "PLEASE NO!" but before he can do anything Rainbow and Pinkie arrive on short notice, entering the castle very noisily.
"Uh, are we interrupting something here?" Rainbow Dash asked, confused at how a date could've looked so wrong. Pinkie jumps with glee when she sees Flutters and Twi. "Oh I missed you girls so much!"
"what about me." Raritys brother said. "Where's my hug."
"Uhhh ill get to you valdroxx" and pinkie disappears for the rest of the night not wanting to touch him or his arm-bands because they're sexy. Rainbow Dash cracks up instantly. "THATS your future husband? BAHAHA! I knew it! who else would it be?"
Had Twilight been able to move, she would've punched Rainbow Dashes eyes out. "SHUT UP DASH! it's not as bad as when Pinkie married Spongebob Sqaurepants!"
"BAHAHAHA! Twilight you're killing me here-HAHAHA!" Rainbow cackled, falling to the floor and kicking her legs non-stop. "You guys have horrible taste!"
"So the date went well then, you're comfortable with him?" Rarity dashed out of her hiding place, an unnerving expression of sadistic glee plastered on her face. "That's wonderful!"
"Oh yes, I missed droxy so much." Fluttershy said with hearts popping out of her eyes. "He's the man of my dreams."
"THE WHAT!?" Rainbow Dash snickered. "I came here expecting to do some cool stunts but you surprise me with this? this is why I love you guys HEHA!"
"This is why I hate you." Twilight grumbled to herself, knowing the drug wasn't going to kick off anytime soon and nobody seemed to give a shit because they were complimenting Rarity's brother and how charming and seductive and ALLURING HE COULD BE!
"SOMEPONY HELP ME ALREADY!" Twilight shouted. "Oh, of course dear, I'll get you to the crystal-dorms right away, of course that'll mean you miss out on all the fun we'll have planning the wedding without THE BRIDE."
"Y-You got him to SPIKE MY DRINK THOUGH!" Twilight couldn't believe Rarity was guilt-tripping her when it was obvious she lost the ability to move.
"I know, I wanted you to get raped, but obviously that didn't happen, so go to your room and cry, will you?" all love and warmth drained from her face instantly as she tossed Twilight's paralyzed body straight into the wall.
Grunting, Twilight felt her body slide down and hit the crystal floors, her hooves being cut by some of the crystal shards nearby. In immense pain, she heard her friends walk past without a single care in the world.
"Oh Shining, if only you were still here." Twilight sobbed into her hooves.
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As the weeks passed by, Twilight felt existential dread for herself and Fluttershy. Because Rarity's brother liked to pull his "nice" shtick, Fluttershy actually believed he loved her. Maybe he did, she didn't care. She didn't want to be involved in this fake-ass arranged polygamous relationship any longer.
Walking with her head held low, Twilight lashed her tail two and fro, furious this even had to happen at all. Following the day that Cadence left to join the cartel, she felt nothing but hatred and bitterness for all that happened to her. It didn't surprise her Cadence stopped writing her letters either, who would once you join a fucking cartel? no time.
"Aww don't look so mopesy dopesy Twilight!" Pinkie frowned, using her hooves to force a big smile on Twilight's face. "You're getting married and I get to make the cake! EEE! I am so excited right now!"
Forcing Pinkie away from her, Twilight rolled her eyes. "Good for you." She muttered. "I can't say the same, go talk to Fluttershy instead won't you? she actually likes this asshole."
"Asshole? ASSHOLE!? I mean he's weird but that's just mean! he's Rarity's brother! that means a lot Twilight! Rarity has a history of amazing family members who are super talented!"
"I DONT CARE ITS ALL A LIE." Twilight growled back. Pinkie frowned, a hurt look on her usually cheerful face. "But I dont get it, why do you hate him so much? Rarity said he was going on and on about how excited he is to finally have a girlfriend!"
"It wouldn't surprise me if he's never had one before, he can BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH." Twilight responded, punching the wall. This made Pinkie smirk loud, a shit-tasting grin forming on her pink lips.
"Well you didn't let me finish. He never had a girlfriend before because everypony thought he was so unbelievably scorching hot, so they were too shy to say anything. I mean could you imagine a pony admitting their feelings to a human!?"
"Who told you that? Lyra Heartstrings?" Twilight dismissed. She was the only pony she could think off the top of her head who would show a remote sign of interest.
"No. ME. I WAS THE ONLY SENDING HIM THE LOVE LETTERS." Pinkie sniffled, eyes watering. "I loved valdroxx so much twilight. hes my world. But I couldnt have him because Rarity said I wouldn't fit into the family because IM TOO WEIRD!" she broke down crying, tugging onto Twilight's hoof, saying how unfair it was inbetween cries and whines.
"Oh my Cele-YOU CAN HAVE HIM! I don't want that freak! and personally, being related to a violent pyschopath is not on my to-do LIST!" Twilight begged. "Just take him, please!"
"No..it's not just that. valdroxx said IM ANNOYING AND NOT SEXY LIKE THE OTHERS! a-and I don't brush my hair enough WAHH!!" Pinkie cried, pulling big cotton-candy strands out and showing Twilight with self-hatred. "I already had Spongebob anyway..."
"HE DOESNT EVEN WASH HIS HAIR HOW CAN HE TALK did you even see how greasy it was!?" Twilight retched in disgust. "Ignore him, what he thinks doesn't matter."
"YES IT DOES, do you know why his red-and-black amazing hair shines like that Twily? DO YOU? it's because he's using that ultra-hair 3000 gel everybody wants! I could never live up to his standards! EVER!"
"Oh my fucking god SHUT UP ABOUT HIM. Just marry Rarity then she's a carbon copy of him anyways!" Twilight kicked Pinkie out of the way, deciding to show up to the stadium alone, atleast Rainbow Dash thought he was ugly, she wouldn't drool over him like Pinkie.
Quickening her pace, she entered the wedding, tucking over long white banners and crowds of excited ponies. "Rainbow?" she called out, trying her best to ignore the raining confetti that fell from every inch of the sky.
"Oh hey Twilight, you're not dressing up for the occasion?" Dash observed, seeing Twilight came bare-ass naked and not with a fancy dress like the guests or Fluttershy.
"No, of course not. It isn't my wedding yet. Where's Fluttershy?" she asked, looking around for the sweet and brainwashed bitch.
"Oh yeah, she's getting ready with valdroxx. She said she can't wait to tell him her vows, she's been writing them for a long time." Dash shrugged. "I can't see why she'd give him the day, but whatever."
"Ugh! me either! and Pinkie wants his dick too! why can't anypony behave around here!?" Twilight heaved. Rainbow thought for a moment. "Eh, could be because he's not a boring stallion with the same set all the others have. Pinkie is into weird creatures."
Twilight knew better than to admit she was the one who threw the rock at Spongebob's helmet the day Pinkie gave birth to their daughter. She just hated the sea-sponge that much. Any mysterious species crawling around Ponyville made her skin crawl, and she didn't want to deal with it any longer.
"Forget it, i'll be sitting next to Rarity because she forced me too, bye Rainbow. Good luck with the sonic rainboom." Twilight twitched, leaving and taking a seat next to Rarity, who was shaking with anticipation like never before.
"Oh GOODY! I can't wait for my brother to finally be laid, you don't know how many failed attempts have happened before, hundreds of dollars and resources WASTED!" Rarity murmured.
"Why can't he just stay with Fluttershy, why does he need me?" Twilight cried, unable to hide her hormonal estrogen-filled emotions any longer. "I DONT WANT HIM! give him to Pinkie!"
"Pinkie? Pl-EASE Darling, she's a nutcase is she not? even I know better than to let her near my fabulous well-mannered kin. I want you because you're purple and pink, and one of the wolf sisters is purple and pink, I promised to find her a pony with her colors so she wouldn't be bullied."
"And how are you going to explain the BLUE ONE?" Twilight ripped her mane out as she said this, knowing Rarity only made Twilight get with him to torture her further-more as a final FUCK YOU for Cadence leaving.
"Hmm. I don't know. I guess we can just say genetics in the ponyverse are an odd thing. OH! LOOK! it's starting!" Rarity jumped with joy, holding Twilight close to her in a choke-hold. "THIS WILL BE AMAZING!"
As the doves came swooping down, the wedding belles swung side to side, ponies remained silent as the bride stepped out, holding a bouquet of flowers :) in her hooves. They were Royal Rubies, freshly picked from the Canterlot gardens. Twilight couldn't deny their beauty, despite knowing Flutter deserved better.
Her dress was breath-taking, more astonishing than anything Rarity has ever sewn before. It was a light-gown with green and pink fabric, flowing down to her back-hooves. It tied back to her neck, a pink flower in it's place. It wasn't only her outfit that took Twilight's breath away, but her hair.
Blowing in the wind, Fluttershy had done up her mane into a bob, wavy and glowing with beauty. Could Twilight be as stunning during her proposal? she doubted it. Fluttershy looked great in everything, not to mention the warm smile that creased her face was authentic.
The brides-maids, cleanly picked by Rarity stood tall and smiling, their owns sets of flowers grasped tightly in their hooves as they watched Fluttershy walk over to the canopy decorated with flowers of all kinds.
Pinkie Pie was wearing her light purple-and-pink dress, wrapped tightly with ruffled fabric and a headdress that kept the curly hair out of her eyes. Smiling widely, she fought the urge to ambush Fluttershy JEALOUS of being married to valdroxx the sexiest member of the mane seven.
Rainbow also wore a neon red-and-blue chapel that looked atrocious to the eyes, Twilight knew she had the worst taste in colors. Her red thunder-bolt earrings looked just as harsh on the eyes. Rarity made herself the bestman BECAUSE OF COURSE SHE DID.
Twilight looked to see the groomsmen but valdroxx had no friends so he just made his daughters stand next to him in suits that didn't look good on them at all. WHEN CELESTIA GOT THESE PICTURES IT WOULD BE THE END!
Twilight shielded her eyes when she saw valdroxx come out, UGHH HE SHOWED UP IN HIS UNWASHED SPORTS SHIRT AND WORN OUT JEANS! THAT WAS NOT WEDDING ATTIRE! despite being the brother of one of the most elite, respected fashionistas Equestria knew of he couldn't give less of a shit.
So then they hold hands and hooves or whatever and Twilight wants to fall asleep. If she had to hold his hands for that long she'd BITE THEM AGAIN as they were standing and he couldn't pull the lap threat this time. ERECTIONS DURING WEDDINGS WERE ILLEGAL.
"exchange the fucking vows or else." Rarity said, pointing a shotgun at Fluttershy's head. Fluttershy, who dropped down her scroll sprawled it out on the crystal floors, unable to resist the urge to start reading it.
"Oh my sweet, amazing, handsome love. When I first met you I loved you so much. but rainbine framed you for shooting up a school so you were in jail. When Rarity said you'd be returning to Ponyville and joining the mane six, I thought I would die of happiness. You are my everything, I would die for you if I had too. I can't wait to be married." She read out every word gracefully, full of love for this RANDOM DUDE SHE JUST STARTED TALKING TOO AGAIN.
"Fluttershy your so cute I love you alot and I want to have sex all nights every nights." he said. SERIOUSLY!? THAT WAS HIS VOW AFTER ALL THAT MUSHY STUFF FLUTTERSHY WROTE?
Rarity ripped the scrolls away from them and burned them in the fire. "Ok good now make out already i'm waiting and I want to get back to watching gore porn."
So THEY DO! Twilight ignores it because valdroxxes is gross BUT ONLY TO TWILIGHT PONEIS GET KILLED AND MULTILATED IN THE BACKGROUND and fluttershy is HALF HIS FUCKING SIZE and age probably so twilight looks for el cadence and the M.L.P CARTEL.
"She had to have brought her mexicans friends WITH!!" Twilight yelped in annoyance as she turned to face the ponies behind her. Scanning the crowd of sparkling, joyful ponies it would seem easy locate the tattoo-covered maniacs.
"Where are they? I wrote Cadence a letter and everything...she's never missed a wedding in the Crystal Empire before!" Twilight murmured to herself.
Then it hit her, Cadence not only left her empire to Rarity, but her ponies too. "OF COURSE! SHE ABANDONED EVERYBODY! I thought she'd atleast return at some point, is..she staying in Mexico forever!?" the thought urked her, despite being betrayed already, the truth set in like a dozen of boiling stones.
Eyes clouded in disappointment, she slowly turned away, knowing her pink alicorn friend was nowhere in sight, and probably never would be again. Feeling upset and hurt, Twilight salvaged some of the burning paper Rarity threw in the fire and began writing.
Dear Princ- *Scribble* EL Cadence. You didn't come to Fluttershy's wedding. Will you atleast come to mine? me and my real friends miss you, and if you group wants to be there that badly i'll allow it, just don't hurt anypony. The Crystal Empire isn't the same without the Princess of love, with all due respect
-Twilight Sparkle.
Sighing, Twilight used her magic to teleport it to Cadences new address, praying she'd see it. At this rate her mailbox was pooling with letters, this had been her 10th one since her departure. The once hopeful, bittersweet letters turned sour the more anxious Twilight became. Maybe Cadence decided to tear them all up and be done with her past.
As the wedding came to a close, Fluttershy fluttered down the pathway, singing to herself as she caught up to the depressed purple pony. "Are you okay, Twilight? I was hoping you'd try some cake."
"No thanks." Twilight said my mom is dying while im writing this and fluttershy is very sad. "Well Valdroxx will save you some food ok."
"DONT MAKE HIM COME TO MY ROOM ALONE." Twilight screamed. "IM NOT HUNGRY." Galloping away with tears in her eyes, she scurried back to the house she hated living in, curling up under her sheets and sobbing uncontrollably until she eventually fell asleep.
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Scrubbing the dirty kitchen floors furiously, Twilight had to suck in a groan as she watched Fluttershy twirl around the kitchen with delight, no longer a maiden but a wife to the Crystal Empire's prince. Without her help, cleaning took forever. Twilight had to spend every waking hour re-washing floors she had just scrubbed dry for what?
Rarity sat at the table with her brother, inviting themselves to the delicious pastries Pinkie Pie cooked up a few hours ago. Rainbow, tired from the sonic rainboom Twilight missed last night was struggling to keep her eyes open, going limp every now and then when fatigue over-shadowed her thoughts.
"Hey Twi, you coming to eat breakfeast with us or not?" Dash asked, cocking her head toward the ravaged alicorn. "Sorry Darling, Twilight's doing chores. Fluttershy dear, your seat is next to my brothers, don't forget it."
"Coming!" She called back, rushing over to the group. Twilight had to avoid being stepped on as she wrung the dripping towel over the sink, glaring at everypony enjoying cupcakes and raspberry pies with envy. Not yet had she gotten the chance to convince Pinkie and Rainbow she needed to get out of here.
"Ill just leave Fluttershy behind. If she's happy, so be it. But I need to get back to my castle." Twilight told herself. Cleaning off her hooves, she was stopped by two hands spinning her around. "OMG HI TWILIGHT!" raritys brother said. GRR NOT VALDROXX AGAIN!!! Twilight screamed in her head.
"I bought you this." he said giving her a rose he had in his mouth, "No. that touched your lips, get it away from me." Twilight recoiled, avoiding it as it dropped to the floor. "lets tango." he said and does the dance but twilight punches him in the balls.
"NO FUCK YOU!" she couldn't help but swear, speeding across the hallways and letting the slippery floors take her else-where. He chases her but slips and falls on his face. "Just love me already twilight you dont have a choice :("
Diving down the stairs with no intents of stopping to listen to anything else he had to say, Twilight decided now was the time to check if Cadence had written her back. As much as she hated the cartel, she'd go with anypony had it meant she could escape this place and stop her wedding from happening.
Opening up the mailbox, she was sad to see nothing but barren empty space. "That's it, if Cadence won't save me, return to the empire or even show up to a wedding I NEVER WANTED Ill give her one final goodbye letter."
Dear Cadence, I know you're just ignoring these letters so I'm done trying to convince you to come home. Rarity is treating me and Fluttershy like slaves and has ruined your kingdom. I'm now being married off to some greasy spanish guy because rarity said so.
I know your only on Rarity's side because you both like latin america. WELL I DONT CARE ANYMORE. Shining armor would be extremely disappointed in you, I hope the drug-money and thrill of killing random ponies was worth it.
-Twilight.
Teleporting it away with her magic, she slowed her pace, walking back toward her house with her head held down, too saddened to even lock her door. How did things get this carried away? not even Fluttershy was on her side anymore, too busy with the faked romance Rarity dangled over her eyes.
"I need to find a way to stop Rarity once and for all, but how? she's one of the elements of harmony, and now HE is too. Maybe I can get in touch with Luna in one of my dreams, she knows somethings off about Cadence."
"Whos that." Someone said near Twilight's window. Immediately Twilight jumped back, mortified as she recognized the voice. "NOOO RARITY BROTHER CAME INTO THE HOUSE!"
"You left it unlocked." he said pointing and got the most SADISTIC SMILE EVER. "you know what happens now." AND HE DESTROYS ALL THE FURNITURE EXCEPT THE BLUE BED!
"My home! you wrecked it!" Twilight cried. "lighting up the candles as you cry." he said fast lighting them all up so the MOOD GOT GOING. but twilight wasn't feeling the mood right now. "I have to teleport away."
BUT THAN raritys brother grabs twilights horn and jerks it off like a penis. "Whoops I broke it." and it snapped in half in his hand. "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS." Twilight demanded. "I forgot" and he rapes twilight SO HARD.
so twilight passes out from the shock and wakes up alone. "I KNEW AFTER HE WAS DONE HED JUST LEAVE." she turned and saw "BROTHEL" painted in blood and semen all over her crystal walls. "NO! he turned my house into a sex ring!" getting up she noticed a massive stain on the curtains.
"NOO HE CUMEMD ON THE CURTAINS THATS SO GROSS" and he even jerked off in every one of her books making the pages stick to one another! Twilight knew he did it on purpose so now everything had to be thrown away forever.
"I need to tell Rainbow Dash, I have evidence in my home to show what he just did. Once I convince her we can both take down Rarity." Twilight huffed, rushing toward Rainbow Dashes dorm-room. "Rainbow, open up!" she yelled, slamming her hoof on the metal-steel door.
"What's wrong? I was sleeping." Dash moaned, rubbing her eyebags. "woah, what the hay happened to you?" She gasped in alarm, noticing Twilight's dishiveled state. "RAPE HAPPENED COME TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW."
Rainbow and Twilight rush to the house in horror. "Oh my god, valdroxx did this." Rainbow dash couldn't believe the writing on the walls and THE STATE OF THE BOOKS!
"EWW..I had no clue Raritys family was this fucked up!" Dash gagged, forcing her mouth to stay shut as bile came up her throat. "Exactly! and she thought nobody would find out!" Twilight complained, throwing the books down.
"Well what happened on the bed? all your other furniture is destroyed. Who did he rape this time?"
"ME." Twilight frowned loud. "YOU!? EWWW!!! raped by valdroxx and rarity. ok I can't do this anymore I have to go." Rainbow threw up vomit and green chunks sprayed across the walls and she made a MAD DASH (get it) to the crystal empire.
"Dash! wait up, where on equestria are you going!? you have to help me!" Twilight shouted, determined to catch up to the sickened pegasus. "I CANT!" She cried, flying up to the top of the balcony.
Coming to a halt, Twilight shielded her eyes from the smoke she caused running down the road so fast. "Rainbow?" She questioned warily, seeing Rainbow Dash perch herself on the balcony in a look of defeat and sorrow. "Rainbow don't tell me your going to.." Twilight breathed.
"IM SORRY TWILIGHT BUT THE IDEA OF VALDROXX NAKED IS TOO MUCH I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF." Rainbow sobbed because the thought traumatized her too much. "Tell Rarity I fell off the castle by accident."
Leaping out of the air, Rainbow let her wings lay limp at her sides as she cascaded down toward the concrete-floor in mere seconds. "NO RAINBOW DONT DO IT!" Twilight and horrified on-lookers shouted.
Soaring to the ground, Rainbow hit the floor with a loud crunch, blood pooling under her hooves as she let out a pained gasping noise. Crying in hysteria, Twilight crouched under the bleeding pegasus, unable to comprehend her death.
"Rainbow..why?" Twilight whispered into her ear, nuzzling her corpse as lukewarm tears fell down her face. "Why did you die on me?"
"NOO Dashie is DEAD!?" Pinkie burst into tears. "WHY DID SHE KILL HERSELF TWILIGHT!"
"I think she fell off by accident." Valdroxx gasps. "Oh well thats too bad." but twilight knew IT WAS HIS FAULT RAINBOW DIED! "FUCK YOU VALDROXX valdrox? MORE LIKE VALDICK AND RARITY? MORE LIKE RAPEITY WHORETITTIES."
"Insulting me just because Rainbow committed suicide darling? pathetic." Rarity laughed, an evil gleam in her eyes. "You should've seen this coming. Rainbow is burning in hell as we speak" and she spat on the body.
"Not Rainbow!" Fluttershy cried. "Are you sure she's really dead? it looks like her chest is heaving..."
"OF COURSE SHES DEAD DUMBFUCK theres a thing ponies do when they die its called TWITCHING natural process of death I know because I look at dead people specifically murdered women everyday." Rarity explained calmly.
"OH WHYY DID THIS HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!" Fluttershy crashed down to her knees and scratched her arms up on the road. "I was finally becoming happy again. "Lets use rainbow dashes corpse as my new penis foreskin." valdroxx smiles SO THEY DO IT RARITY SEWS IT FAST.
"I GUESS ILL HAVE TO MAKE RAINBOWS GRAVE MYSELF!" Twilight screamed knowing they didn't give a single shit about her life. "How disrespectful can they be? rainbow took her life AND THEY TURNED HER INTO A DICK SOCK."
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Twilight sat unmovingly at Rainbow Dashes grave, forcing herself not to cry as her eyes re-read the same name over and over. She understand FULLY WHY rainbow decided to commit suicide after seeing valdroxx naked but Twilight wished she could do what rainbow did.
However, deep down Twilight knew if she committed suicide everybody would've been happier, especially Rarity, and she didn't want that. She had to fight to stay alive and get revenge, however she could. "Oh Rainbow...today is me and Rarity's brothers wedding. I was hoping you'd get me out of it, but considering what happened to you I know it's too late."
Sitting up, Twilight felt the cold, raindrops splash against her mane, almost mocking her devastation to all that's happened. The only thing bringing her comfort now was the tiniest hope Cadence would finally get back to her, but the chance was so slim she dared to cling onto it.
As the rain worsened, Twilight lit up a prevention spell to keep herself dry, the pink aura covering her like a makeshift umbrella. Each step felt like a new pang of grief, and she was trying hard to move on. Shining Armor already faced deaths doorstep, it wasn't fair Rainbow was where he was.
"Please Celestia, or anypony out there, don't let this wedding happen." Twilight prayed, knowing it wouldn't do anything in the long run. "I want to be free." She sighed, unable to withstand the domestic abuse Rarity forced onto her and Fluttershy any longer.
"Twilight, after Rainbow killed herself I started thinking...maybe I was wrong about Rarity. The wedding went so well I thought everything would turn out okay..." Fluttershy apologized. "Ill leave him and the crystal empire behind if it means we can go back to Ponyville."
"It's too late for that, Fluttershy!" Twilight argued, shoving her away. "Go back to the stadium, the wedding could be on in any minute and if i'm late, you know what happens."
"O-Okay.." Fluttershy whispered, stepping away shyly and leaving Twilight to think by herself. What could she do to stop it? would she really have to KISS RARITYS BROTHER!? WITH THE MOLE ON HIS FACE AND THE DIRT STASH. twilight realizes it grew more :)
"NOO EWWW! hes like rarity but uglier!" Twilight cries knowing they share the same twisted pain-loving souls. It seemed Rarity for once was lacking creativity, most of the wedding favors and decorations being reused from Fluttershys.
"They even used the same yellow and pink streamers, just painted over them with spray-paint!" Twilight gasped in offense. "Whatever, it's not like I was looking forward to this anyway."
Rarity turned up the music, the wedding music somehow cheesier than Fluttershy's. EVERYTIME WE TOUCH blasted in the background. "Cadence? are you here?" Twilight quickly checked, jumping over crystal ponies who were waiting in their chairs.
"Actually darling, I did get a letter from Cadence not too long ago, ive been holding onto it as, it might be a little too much for you to handle." Rarity smirked from behind, a glowing envelope floating near her head.
"GIVE IT HERE RIGHT NOW!" Twilight demanded, trying to reach for it as Rarity pulled it away. "With the rain, darling? we wouldn't want it getting wet, would be?"
"Oh yes but me getting wet aswell as everyone else is perfectly A-OK!" Twilight replied sarcastically. "Nonsense, you're bridal dress is waiting in your dorm, put it on or else."
"FINE." Twilight gave up, stomping toward her dorm to view the Oh-so perfect dress rarity sewed together. In shock, Twilight stopped, eyeing the glowing sheet of fabric as it layed on the couch. "It's..nice!" she couldn't believe it, she was sure Rarity would've made her wear Fluttershy's, but it was brand new.
"I guess Rarity sort of put effort into my wedding afterall." Twilight concluded, tossing the dress over her head as she pulled it on herself. It was white and turned ombre blue at the bottom, the same cool blue you'd catch in the night-sky, and shedded sparkles where-ever she walked.
It had a see-through collar that came with, and the princess shoes and necklace Celestia had, only it was her cutie-mark in the middle. Putting it all on, she put her mane in the same bob-cut Fluttershy had, secretly jealous of how good it looked.
"Come on Twilight, you can do this. It's just a kiss, it'll be over and then I can spend the rest of my life ignoring him." She convinced herself, forcing her way near the canopy where HE WAS WAITING hand in pants!
"twilight you look so BEAUTIFUl!" he gasped in love. "your so much pretty than fluttershy." but twilight knew he was just saying that. he always was changing his mind. "Uh huh." she replied coldly, happy she didn't have to write a vow.
"Darling, where is your paper? we can't start the wedding without the VOWS!" Rarity panicked, lifting up Twilight's dress in desperation to find it. "I didn't write one, I used it up for Cadences letter."
"OH YOU SMUG SLUT." Rarity screamed, pulling Twilight close to her and lowering her voice so only the two of them could hear it. "You will say your vows to my brother. If you won't write one, i'll write one for you."
Turning around Rarity began her work, using the pen so hard it nearly snapped, writing the words nice and bold so Twilight wouldn't screw up any lines.
"Why do I need to say my vows if Rainbow is dead? don't you want this wedding to be different than Fluttershy's?" Twilight growled.
"Hm? what do you mean, Darling? Rainbow is right over there." Rarity pointed, the skinned remains of the rainbow dash foreskin slimy and propped up to look alive, though rapidly decomposing.
"EWW! no it smells like your brother I want alive rainbow back!" Twilight screeched. Rarity didn't care. "Too bad, now read this before you RUIN EVERYTHING."
Grunting, Twilight snatched the writing away from rarity, reading it in the most forced, lovey dovey voice ever, as extra spite.
"oh *says his name so quiet nobody hears* my life, my love, my sex PARTNER, eversince I locked eyes on you I knew you were perfect and my equal half. Without you i'd be worthless and shamed by all my family. I hope I can be the girl you want."
"YOU READ IT LIKE A RETARD" Rarity yelled. "THATS IT. MAKE OUT WITH HIM TO SHOW YOU REALLY LOVE FOR HIM NOW NOW NOW!!!"
"No." Twilight stated firmly. "im not kissing him, you won't make me."
"OH YES YOU WILL. Or I might just burn the letter Cadence gave me, would you want that, Twilight?" Rarity threatened, dangling it infront of Twilight's face.
"Wh-What?'" She gasped in horror. "YOU WOULDN'T!"
"Oh yes I would, now french valdroxx or else." so twilight knows shes fucked over. she pulls close to him but the second his face is an inch away she hacks up the massivest spit ball ever and shoots it. "ARGHH WHAT THE FUCK TWILIGHT!" he says and cries.
"all i want is a pretty girlfriend to fuck why do you hate me so much." he cries so loud. EVERYBODY FEELS BAD FOR HIM because they all worship and love the rarity family, her being the true and only princess of the crystal empire.
"I DONT CARE!" and while everypony is distracted, including an infuriated Rarity, twilight dashes for the scroll, untouched by rarity's magic as she had set it down. Hurrying over toward it, twilight grabbed it and made a run for it.
"GAURDS, GET TWILIGHT!" Rarity demanded. Instantly, the bulkiest stallions with muscles so massive they took up half their frame bowled after Twilight, screaming furiously.
"CRYSTAL GAURDS! STOP AT ONCE!" they ordered, only a length away from Twilight's tail. Twilight, knowing she could outsmart them if she tried enough teleported away and to the top of the castle, racing into the throne-room as fast as she could.
"Oh no..IM CORNERED!"
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"That does it, you have annoyed me beyond all measures." Rarity stated from across the massive doors, blocking the only exit and entrance to the throne room. "Marrying my brother was not enough, now you will work at the Rainbow Factory and learn to love killing."
"W-What!? Rarity you can't be serious! they won't let me in, I'm an alicorn!" Twilight gasped in dismay. THE RAINBOW FACTORY!? how did Rarity even know about that place? there was no way she'd be sent there as a worker. The possibility of dying instantly seemed more likely.
"Oh yes, they will. I'm great friends with the Elements of Insanity and they will be delighted to have you, considering your sister Brutallight is well-respected inside the facility." Rarity grinned, her eyes glinting with malice as she got the crystal guards to drag Twilight away.
"You can't be serious! I hate Brutallight, I cut all contact with her the second she befriended all those weirdos! URGH-let me go!" Twilight resisted, trying to slip out of the grips of every stallion holding her down. Rarity had fired all female guards BECAUSE ONLY SHE GOT TO HAVE POWER.
"Sorry Twilight, but I'm not working. I got geometry dash to play and CLOPPING TO DO!" valdroxx said as Twilight was stripped of all her important belongings. "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! I DON'T WANT TO WORK AT A PONY SLAUGHTERHOUSE!" she screamed kicking at Rarity's guards.
"Stop crying like an unemployed manchild darling, murder is only murder. They're all worthless, putrid low-life fillies who were too retarded to pass their flight tests anyway, and you're lucky. I would murder my firstborn to work at that place." Rarity replied emotionlessly.
"You won't get away with this, Celestia will shut that place down and then she'll be after your head NEXT!" Twilight responded, her purple eyes full of hatred for the white unicorn.
"Oh, really? after she let Cadence off to join a cartel? forget it darling, Celestia is more corrupted than the gautemalen government." Rarity said referring to her beloved home country that she was now recreating inside the Crystal Empire.
"No! that's not true! I was taught by Celestia my whole life, she was unaware, and-" Twilight was stopped when a sharp pain struck her back, Rarity broke out the spiky leather strap and slammed it at Twilight's backside repeatedly.
"Fuck off, Fluttershy serves as my brother's sex slave while you're gone, she's too useless for anything else. You're the second wife who must work at all times. I have a castle to run and the wolf sisters are too young for any work."
"THEN GET SWEETIE BELLE TO DO IT!" Twilight snarled. "Where is she anyway? all this talk about your brother and I haven't seen her with the Crusaders in eons!"
"Oh." Rarity chuckled getting so turned on remembered what she did to her bratty little sister. "I dismembered her and cooked her into your wedding cake. I loved listening to her screams, they were like music to my ears. Teenagers are the most fun to torture and kill."
"YOU WHAT!?" Twilight felt sick to her stomach as memories of her eating the velvet cake flooded her mind. It was the only thing from her wedding she enjoyed. "WHY DID YOU KILL HER!?"
"Mmm. I got bored. And Valdroxx is the superior sibling. nobody else." Rarity admitted. Everybody there knew this was true and went back to fanning him with leaves as Rarity began to fill out the dreaded paperwork for Twilight's job application.
"Fluttershy can you believe this? they're sending me to work at the rainbow factory!" Twilight exclaimed in disgust. "My reputation as a princess will be ruined EVEN MORE if they find out I kill ponies now!"
"W-WHAT!? oh my goodness, why would they do such a thing? the rainbow factory kills foals and grinds them up into rainbows!" Fluttershy screamed. "You can't go twilight!"
"I don't want to, but Rarity is forcing me to because my dead-beat husband won't get off his fucking ass." She grumbled. "What am I going to do?"
"I'll try to convince Rarity there are better high-paying jobs you can get." Fluttershy huffed, running off to face Rarity, who twiddled her evil mustache as she watched all the crystal ponies march around the crystal castle chanting "ALL HAIL RARITY ARGUETA!" every two steps they were forced to salute.
"U-Um Rarity..are you sure sending Twilight to the Rainbow Factory is a good idea? there might be a better job she can work for, I heard the crystal spa is hiring." Fluttershy whimpered, afraid to look into Sexity's blood-lusting depraved eyes.
"And why should I? She has family who work there dear! that and Twilight's become too soft, she needs to experience just how good it feels to kill somebody. Believe me, every corpse I stared at darling makes me say DAMN THAT HAD TO BE WORTH IT! Plus, Celestia got rid of jail as we believe in redemption a little too much."
"You're really creeping me out lately.." Fluttershy shivered. She knew she had to stay strong for Twilight's state, if she didn't convince Rarity to keep Twilight inside the palace she'd be scrubbing blood off factory pipes for the rest of her life. "Please listen I-"
"SHUT UP! I just got a brand new idea. Twilight, if you agree to work at the Rainbow factory I will let you read what Cadence wrote to you, if you don't join I'm afraid I'll have to destroy it." she explained, teleporting the scroll out of Twilight's hoof and into her saddle bag.
Twilight, knowing she was backed into a corner sadly obliged, a look of defeat in her eyes. "Fine..I'll do it. If you promise I can read what she wrote me, no tricks."
Rarity laughed. "I can keep a good promise." Sighing, Twilight signed the contract, jotting down her signature as she gulped, thinking of all the horrors beyond those steel-metal doors. Cloudsdale had set it off limits to outsiders for a reason, and she was not about to find out why.
"I still can't believe valdroxx cant get a job. hes an adult and he helps rarity sew dresses all the time." Twilight groaned as rarity IMMEDIATELY went to sewing her factory uniform.
"Twilight I make my money playing video games." he lied SO smugly, knowing he had the final say in everything. "you can stay at home if you suck my dick eight hours a day respectively."
"NOOOO ANYTHING BUT!" twilight screamed knowing he was being a hundred percent honest. oral sex was her least favorite IN THE WORLD, plus, she needed that letter Cadence wrote and asap! if anything bad happened in Mexico, she had to be the first to find out.
Leaving the throne-room, Twilight shook off scuffed marks and recombed her mane, no thanks to the crystal guards treating her like a ravaged animal. She couldn't believe she was being sent off to work in a place so horrible, but she had to do it.
"Atleast I can get away from Rarity. That'll be the only good thing that will come from this." She frowned, looking in the mirror. Would she really be walking around with a Rainbow Factory outfit soon? with a new name tag and everything?
Then it hit her. She was doing exactly what Cadence did! she was leaving all her friends behind to become a murderer! "NO! YOU REALLY DO BECOME THE VILLIAN IN THE END!" Twilight gasped in horror as the mirror cracked.
"Glad you found out." Rarity smirked as she used her magic to levitate the snow-white coat over to Twilight. "Now you are no better than her, you bitch."
"I HATE YOU SO MUCH RARITY!" Twilight cried out into the open, knowing her wails would be ignored as she was considered lower class in the castle. "I don't care, put it on now." Rarity demanded.
Slipping the coat over her shoulders, Twilight trembled as Rarity took her on the train, she hadn't even gotten a chance to bid her farewells to Fluttershy yet, had she even realized she left?
"Remember if you fuck this up I will hear about it, dickling." Rarity threatened. "If anything in this job interview goes rancid I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. DO NOT RUIN MY CHANCE TO BE SPONSERED BY THE RAINBOW FUCKING FACTORY."
"O-Ok..." Twilight said like the submissive little cunt she is. "I'll do my best, whatever makes us money. Just please don't lose that letter Cadence sent me, I'm only doing this for her."
"You take me as a liar?" Rarity replied, extremely offended. "Why, it's been in my saddlebag this entire time! you're the one holding things up by not stepping onto the train."
"Right, I know." Twilight admitted, fearing for her life as she climbed onto the cart, unsure as to what to make of working at Cloudsdale for the rest of her life. She was supposed to have the throne! not Rarity! why did she have to work?
"I really hope I don't come back to a dystopian future, I can't imagine what else Rarity wants to do to the empire." Twilight shivered, sitting on one of the seats and staring out the window sadly.
The train took off and Rarity eyed twilight with the coldest stare she had ever given, making her know that though she wouldn't be coming along, she was watching her every move.
As good as it felt to finally leave the crystal kingdom, she knew once she was sealed behind the walls of the factory, things would only get worse for her. She had been told dozens of times most workers who apply for that place never leave, it's unknown if they get killed in work accidents or are so ashamed they refuse to step outside ever again.
"I guess there's only one way to find out." Twilight blinked. She wondered if Cadence had been nervous to leave aswell, and was good at hiding it. Then again, the cartel pretended to be her friends, she probably trusted them. Twilight knew nobody who worked there except nameless pegasi.
"I miss Rainbow Dash.." Twilight frowned. "If only she could be here, she would never let me go to this place." opening up her travelling guide, she tried to ignore "MEXICO" printed in huge bolded letters on the bottom of the paper, and focused merely on cloudsdale.
"Rainbow Factory.." she read, it was on the east cost, near the parts of the sky nopony liked to fly around. Due to the fumes of the factory smoke blasting out of every pipe, ponies knew better then to stick around make themselves sick. Twilight knew that the factory had to be destroying the environment around it, maybe that's why the sky was so dark.
"I just hope I don't die on my first day. This is for you Cadence!"
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Fluttershy stretched, yawning as she slipped on her pink bunny slippers and crawled out of bed. RARITYS BROTHER SLEPT WITH HER SPOONING POSITION MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE HIS GRIP but she managed. Fluttershy secretly hated cuddling him because he's fucking gross but she's very kind and doesn't like to say anything mean, incase it hurts his feelings.
Walking down the hallways with her slippers squeaking every couple of steps she notices the absence of Twilight Sparkle. "Um..Twilight? are you here?" she calls out, confused as to why the alicorn wasn't scrubbing the floors or mopping up anything the wolf sisters had left behind.
It was common for them to spill juice or get white hairs all over the polished ground.
"Oh she's gone, darling." Rarity laughed. "You missed it, she left for her new job this morning." Fluttershy's eyes shrunk down as her eyes widened, realizing Twilight had left for good. "N-No..you can't be serious! why would she go to that scary place!? she could die!"
"Why not? the pay is amazing and we're hurting for money. I've been poor my entire life, the only thing keeping this family afloat is my fabric sales and valdroxxes revenue. I don't see you DOING ANYTHING YOU FUCKING WHORE."
Fluttershy stepped backward, her lip quivering. "I-I didn't think she would leave without telling me! it's not like her to run off. How will we know if shes safe or not?"
"Oh, we won't. It'll be like back in the Equestrian war where it was a gamble as to if they will return or not. I suppose if anything were to happen to Twilight I could always send you out, if you die I could get Rainbine or the wolf sisters to fuck my brother."
"THE WOLF SISTERS ARE HIS DAUGHTERS THOUGH! AND RAINBINE IS ERIC AND DYLANS FRIEND!" Fluttershy shouted in horror. "You'll just let him get with anybody, won't you!? I thought what I had with him was special!"
"Step daughters darling, they aren't actually his. You think with their massive tits he wouldn't have considered it atleast once?" Rarity smirked, thinking of all the new possible wives he could have. The options were never-ending, and she was annoyed to end the last wedding on a sour note.
"No, that's wrong and disgusting! they've grown up all their lives calling him daddy!" Fluttershy argued. "EVEN BETTER." Rarity smiled evil. "That just makes the bonding process even more glorious! and I won't have to worry about inviting outsiders inside my family and TAINTING IT!"
"Tainting it? Rarity it's been tainted far before me or Twilight stepped in! you and your family have a horrible past!" Fluttershy yelled. Rarity's family was notorious for having the highest criminal records in Equestria spanning back to hundreds of generations of crime, despite being involved in high society all their existence.
"Not my fault me and my family are the only sociopaths currently living in Equestria." Rarity dismissed. "As if you'd know, maybe I should get Rainbine to date him afterall, I always regretted letting Rainbow kill herself, they might've had something in common."
"No! no school shooters! I don't like Rainbine shes named after columb-!" "OH SO YOU HATE HER JUST FOR THAT HUH YOU BITCH WHATS WRONG WITH THE BEST SCHOOL IN AMERIKA." Rarity then strangled Fluttershy and threw her on the ground violently as her face turned purple. "Nevermind dear, we shall discuss these matters another time. Come with me."
Regaining her breath, Fluttershy looked up at Rarity. "Wh-what? where are we going?"
"I wanted to get the wolf sisters a birthday present since it's their 16th birthday. However, they asked for something specific and I'll need your help getting it." Rarity explained, trotting down the three staircases and outside, taking in the cool summer air.
"Okay, I can help. What is it?" Fluttershy smiled, a little confused as to why Rarity wanted to do something good for once, even if it was for her nieces.
"Oh it's a small favor, see dear, the gift is quite big...so I'll need your help carrying it." Rarity gestured her hoof over to the rotating crystal heart under the castle, causing Fluttershy's eyes to widen in disbelief.
"THE CRYSTAL HEART!? Rarity we aren't allowed to touch it, if it breaks or gets moved Sombra will come back!"
"NOPE FUCK HIM IM WAY MORE EVIL I could make him wet himself as he sleeps im that scary HAHAHA" rarity smiles carving satanic symbols into her skin and spraying goat blood everywhere. "NOW HURRY UP THE WOLF SISTERS WILL WAKE UP SOON."
"No! you've lost it Rarity! I'm not moving it." Fluttershy hid her arms by her side, furthering her refusal. "FINE ILL DO IT THEN DARLING." Rarity screamed, reaching into her latino ass cheeks and grabbing the massivest hammer known to pony.
It was a metal mallet covered in diamonds, almost exactly like her cutie mark. Enraged, Rarity raised it above her head, gritting her teeth as it brought it down, shattering the heart into a million pieces.
"YOU BROKE IT! YOU BROKE THE CRYSTAL HEART!" Fluttershy wailed, eyeing the scattered fragments in horror.
Rarity moaned seeing the crystal empire lose all color and everybody getting depressed again. "Oh no..KING SOMBRA IS BACK!" the crystal ponies cry and begin to hang themselves and start lining up to jump off nearby buildings.
"OH YES!" rarity shouts, rubbing her hooves together, relishing in their immense suffering. "I FORGOT HOW ORGASMIC PAIN TRULY IS! anyways dear, start picking up the shattered pieces before I slit your wrists with them please."
Fluttershy, forcing herself to look away from the panicking ponies screaming and slamming their heads impaling them on the crystals grabs the shattered fragments, rushing into the castle with Rarity as an explosion happens in the background.
"Valdroxx your sister broke the crystal heart." Fluttershy breaks down sobbing at his feet. "Oh. wait what the fuck is that again?" he asks oblivious to the begin of the demise of the Crystal Empire.
"It keeps everyone happy and safe! Rarity smashed it with a hammer and now everybody is killing themselves and losta ll their crystal colors!" she desperately tried to explain. "We need to get Twilight back, she has to help us!"
"What difference does it make?" He asks not caring at all. "I'm not even a fucking pony."
"VALDROXX PLEASEE!" Fluttershy begs but rarity uses her magic to slam her hard into the wall slashing her legs and stomach open with the sharp shards littered around the castle.
"Crystal empire has the highest self-harm rate merely because of these broken shards littered everywhere? amazing isnt it?" RARITY AND HER BROTHER MAKE OUT AT THIS.
"You know darling, King Sombra and Alejandro Giammattei have really opened up my eyes on how far we can really go with our newfound kingdom!" rarity smiles. "Their my inspos let's kill everyone." with a knife, she carves off a huge slab of the castle, it crashes to the ground crushing some from below, further destroying the castle.
"OH SHIT!" Dylan and erics ghosts gasp. "RARITY MIGHT BE MORE GODLIKE THAN US!" Rarity sees them and smiles. "Oh boys, would you like to help me torture Fluttershy? I want her to be queen of my new slaves!"
"Ok." But the underworld sucks them back under and Rarity begins crafting massive metal chains, giggling at how shiny they were. enslaving the ponies would be so pleasurable, Rarity knew, slamming the shackles and chained collars on everybody.
"Of course, I have much more fashion taste then Sombra, now everybody will have latex and spiky outfits!" she giggled, loving the new designs. "EVEN THE FOALS MUST WEAR THEM."
"This is the best birthday present ever, Rarity!" The wolf sisters scream in glee, bending over to hug their beloved aunt. "Thank you so, so much!"
"Oh,THIS WAS THEIR BIRTHDAY PRESENT!?" Fluttershy yelled in agony. "YOU LET THEM TAKE OVER!?"
"Well of course! now they can feel at home, I was also thinking of renaming this Rarity's Empire, as the only crystal here are the ones I robbed from everybody else darling." Rarity considered, scratching her chin at her marvelous ideas.
"Valdroxx we need to stop rarity." "No." he says and rapes fluttershy before locking her up. "PLEASE DONT TURN EVIL! TWILIGHT WILL DIVORCE YOU!
"NO she wont, you know. I think Twilight should see what me and Rarity have done. You and me will go on a sexy date with our new slaves and Rarity will see if Twilight got murdered in the rainbow factory yet."
Fluttershy gulped, praying Cadence would come back and stop this madness, cartel with her or not.
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Twilight depressingly scrubbed away at the rusty pipes, flapping her wings as she struggled to maintain her balance on the glinting factory floors. It amazed her that the workers actually let her work here, honored the real Twilight Sparkle would want to help kill the failures.
It had been a week since she was let in, being forced to sleep in dorms smaller then the ones Rarity gave her and only being allowed to eat flesh and blood of ponies she killed. Twilight refused each time, becoming more and more frail as she denied food and water.
She had to keep working, she needed to see what Cadence wrote to her, she knew it was extremely important, the update meant everything to her, more then other lives to her, she had to stay strong. Rarity would not win this.
"What's with all the slow work? scrub faster!" the factory boss, who was just referred to as "boss" and "miss" demanded, grabbing Twilight's hoof and forcing her to clean at an alarming speed.
Already, Twilight felt her muscles weakening as she tried her best to keep up, exhaustion overtaking her. "Please stop." Twilight panted. "I've cleaned all day, I clean at home too, ALL I DO IS CLEAN!"
"You'll be cleaning the maggots off your hooves in hell once I grind you up into a fucking pulp, NOW GET BACK TO WORK!" The boss ordered, scaring Twilight, but for another reason. As boss began to rant and rave about her poor performance, Twilight noticed some hair sticking out of the black cloak.
"Wait.." Twilight stuttered, she only knew one pony in all of Equestria with rainbow, spiky hair like that. "RAINBOW DASH!?" She gasped in horror, yanking off the hood of Boss. "You-b-but YOU KILLED YOURSELF!"
"Oh shit...I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN A MASK!" Dash shrieked, trying to pull her black hood back over her head. "For fucks sakes Twilight, why did you have to start working here in the first place? ignoring you was one of the hardest things to do in my life!"
"How about you explain why you faked your death back at the crystal empire first." Twilight threatened. "Or ill let everybody here know your past."
"Urgh..fine." Rainbow hoofpalmed, grueling over the true story of her death. "Look, I didn't want you getting married, I was so grossed out that you and Fluttershy married Rarity's brother, it was too weird! that and Rainbine completely fucked over my life," she began.
"How so?" Twilight rose a quizzical brow. Rainbow Dash lowered her wings in defeat, looking up at Twilight helplessly. "I-Rainbine shoots up schools everyday, not to mention she looks exactly like me. Ponies began linking me to her crimes, and I got kicked out of the wonderbolts."
"What?" Twilight shot back. "Wh..Why didn't you tell any of us?"
"I knew I'd just be laughed at, or blamed for not stopping her. Then when she turned Rarity pyscho I gave up on my friends. Im not the element of loyalty anymore Twi, I failed."
Twilight closed her mouth, taking in Rainbows confession, unsure of what to say next. "Jeez I..I felt the same when Cadence betrayed me, too. BUT it doesn't excuse you for faking your suicide, thats fucked up!"
"Yeah, maybe. But I had to do what I had to do. I couldn't stop Rarity or Rainbine, I decided fuck it, i'll just run a factory where I kill everybody. That's all I was called when Rainbine was at her prime, a killer."
"But Rainbine shot up schools and killed ponies immediately, your slowly torturing them and GRINDING them into tubes! like objects like.."
"Resources? heh, yeah. That's my thing now." Rainbow dismissed. "Now get back to work Twilight, we have a new shipment coming in, and that means containing for pegasi from escaping their cells."
Twilight couldn't believe it, Rainbow had lied to her and everybody! just because she was ashamed of her life! how selfish, she knew Rainbow was always concerned with her reputation and cool status, but this was insane!
"Mm. The only person that will be getting back to work now is Twilight, Rainbow Dick." Rarity smirked, trotting down the metal isles as if she owned the place.
"Wh-RARITY!? HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE!" Rainbow Dash screamed, horrorfied. "Twilight, you led her here to expose me didn't you? YOU BITCH!"
"No Dash, she came here herself!" Twilight protested. "Seriously Rarity, why are you here?"
Rarity's eyes glinted a new malice. "Me? well i'm glad you asked. See, I took over the crystal empire, so I don't need your job anymore, I was going to come and steal you away, but I happened to here somepony lied to me.."
"Alright yeah, I made a plushie of myself and you guys thought it was my dead body.." Rainbow admitted. Rarity was beyond livid. "SO I MADE A DICK SOCK FOR MY BROTHER WITH FAKE, SHITTY MATIERALS?"
"Rarity, you were happy Rainbow died! why are you even mad the real her is standing infront of you?" Twilight demanded, shooing the unicorn away from her friend.
"Because I hate liars NOBODY FUCKS WITH ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT." Using her strong as steel hooves, Rarity slammed them into the pipe, causing acidic Rainbows to leak down the ground. "EAHH! stay back, that stuff will burn you Twi!"
"Why do the walls have to be so cramped?" Twilight cried out. "We could've flown out of here!" Rainbow gave her a guilty look. "So can prisoners.."
"IDIOTS!" Rarity FLASHED from across the room, not caring her flesh was being burned away as she stepped closer to them. "I WILL HAVE BOTH OF YOU FUCKING KILLED."
"Why me!?" Twilight begged, seeing the rainbow water close her and Dash into a tight space. Rarity shot them a cold, hateful glance, then looked at the grinder. "Mm..I might have an idea."
"What the hell is she thinking!?" Dash murmured. Twilight shrugged, afraid to even speak. Rarity raised a charred and burning hoof as she got another creative endeavor. "Oh Twilight~ i'll let you live if you shove Dashie here into the grinder, KILLING HER FOR REAL."
"NOOO I WONT!" Twilight screamed, unable to imagine Rainbow dying a second time. "YES DO IT OR ILL kill both of you." Rarity laughed, slamming her hoof into more pipes, causing the water to start flooding the area. Trapped on a balcony she couldn't fly off of, Twilight knew this was it.
"Twi, don-" Dash began. Twilight's eyes filled up with tears. "Your already dead to me, im sorry dash." Slamming her hooves, which were much stronger than Rainbows given she was an alicorn she blasted Rainbow onto the grinder, unable to close her eyes as the pegasi met her fate.
"AHHHEHHHHH!!" Rainbow squealed, her back hooves and lower backside being crushed as bones began to splinter out of her body, causing her the worst pain she's ever felt in her life. Blood squirted out of the machine left and right, covering Rarity in it.
"Careful where you cum, dumbfuck." RARITY LAUGHED AS IF THIS WAS A JOKE. "ITS NOT CUM ITS BLOOD RAINBOW IS DYING!" Twilight fell to her knees, seeing Rainbows skull finally be crushed, causing the machine to jam once and for all. "Pegasus device? more like rarity device." rarity stated.
"I HATE YOU RARITY! YOU MADE ME KILL MY FRI-" Twilight choked on her words as she saw Rarity carefully plop the untouched scroll into her hooves. "Wh-CADENCES LETTER!" she gasped in surprised, tearing it open immediately.
Her eyes darted word from word, almost making her dizzy as she skimmed through it. Her mind was overcome with shock from Rainbows second death, and the fact Rarity had kept a promise for once. Reading it, Twilight's eyes grew more and more wide, her jaw dropping.
Hello, we are sending this letter to all relatives of El Cadences friends and family. Your "freind" was not a friend to us, as she betrayed her own organization. Tricking us and climbing the ranks, she told another cartel about our plans so we killed her. Here's a picture, this isn't fake, and we did this :) ;) :D
Twilight's eyes shifted down to the picture they had half-hazardly taped on the bottom, sealed and glowing in the factory's red lighting. Cadence had been decapitated, Her head propped inside a cooler, covered in makeup. Those cartel ponies surrounded it laughing.
"No.." Twilight whispered, knowing the gore was unmistakable real. "She can't...YOU SAID CADENCE WROTE ME BACK!" Twilight shouted, pointing at the heart-wrenching image of Cadences corpse.
"I didn't say she wrote you back, I said it was from her country Darling." Rarity laughed. "I warned you at the wedding, did you forget? I was hesitant to give it to you because it was too much to handle."
Twilight's memory flashed back to sitting at the rows of seats, arguing with Rarity about it. She wasn't lying, she had warned Twilight. What she had thought were just words thrown out to further get under her fur was a genuine warning...
"So this entire time Cadence has been dead? since before the wedding?" Twilight mumbled, her eyes twitching.
"Yes." Rarity replied blankly. "I..what's the point." Twilight fell to her haunches, staring at the grinder. "Rainbow, I'm coming with you, goodbye, this world SUCKED!"
"Wait are you act-" Rarity paused, seeing Twilight leap into the grinder without hesitation, refusing to scream as it swallowed her whole, her belly landed on it first, folding her over and shredding her flesh, purple spraying all over Rarity. Her blood bubbled over every side of the steel tank, drenched in her and Rainbow's blood.
"How overdramatic. What the fuck ever, I guess all I have now really is Fluttershy and the others.." Rarity picked up the discarded scroll, admiring their work. "I'll say, this is quite a creative way to kill somepony. I think I have a new idea.."
