My name, although it'd be nice to give you. ain't important. What is important, is making sure I stay sane. Now, what I need you to do, is take everything you see within this tome and spread it as far and wide as you can, I am trapped in a godforsaken land with a Stalker Princess, a twerp who does not know how to use magic, an asshat who doesn't know how to kEEP HER MOUTH SHUT and a few others I wish not to name to save space on paper. If I've caught and held your attention for long enough then good, because I forgot to mention that these beings I've refered to, are Ponies. Yes.

Ponies.

*ahem*

JOIN THE HUMAN, YOUR STEREOTYPICAL AVERAGE JOE (not their actual name but placeholder for now) AND THEIR ADVENTURES WITH THE CACOPHANY OF COLORS SIX - THERE WILL BE LAUGHTER, TEARS, GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES AND MAGIC THAT WILL CAUSE-

*vomits off screen*

-eugh, MAGIC THAT WILL CAUSE FRIENDSHIP