Mal “Mauler” Coltran is a bail enforcer who is barely making ends meet. But things start lookin' up for ol' Mal after he lands an' appearance on the prime time television reality show, Man Hunters.

However, time in the spotlight ends in a raw deal when he's caught in the blast of a massive meth lab explosion, causing him to be transported to Equestria.

After the countless failures to send him back to his own reality, Mal decides to set up shop as Equestria's first official court appointed Bounty Hunter.

Let the good times roll.

*cough* Yes, I know. It's a human in Equestira story.

But Mal isn't some wacky teenager/fraternity student runnin' amuck or an armed to the teeth battle harden COD wannabe soldier.

Instead, he's is just a guy who's in his late fifties, with a rough personality and disagreeable mannerisms. He has never seen or heard of MLP and is totally not thrill with the prospect of having to interact daily with happy colorful ponies for what could possibly be for the rest of his life.

So, welcome to the adventures of Mal 'Mauler' Coltran: A toothpick chewin' man nopony asked for. With a license to kick butt, take names and refuses to kowtow to Equestiran ideals. No manner how adorable it's residents are.

Note: Sex tag is there because this story simply acknowledges the existent of sex. There will be no shipping of ponies with humans here.