The Most Deplorable Attraction in the History of the Multiverse*
Ian McCoy has spent over 900 years hunting creatures across the multiverse. There's nothing he can't take down, but how will he deal with his feelings for a certain purple unicorn?
Even the incredible wonders of life, the multiverse, and everything lose their charms after a while, especially when everyone sees you as something to be feared.
That's how life has become for Ian. Nothing fascinates him, the ones he helps think he's a monster, and his life is never going to change...maybe.
I'd love to know what you think of the story. What worked, what didn't, what thoroughly aggravated you, I want to know so I can improve. Even if you can't bring yourself to read the whole thing I'd love to know what turned you off about the story.
21939 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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10 Chapters:
- Never Call a Princess Fat 2013-01-05 22:53:06 UTC2049
- Lyra Heartstring Spots a Human 2013-01-05 22:53:57 UTC2349
- Welcome to the Jungle (Forest)! 2013-01-05 22:54:59 UTC3454
- Storytime and Philosophy with...Morpheus? 2013-01-08 04:56:25 UTC3321
- Tentacles and Naps 2013-01-16 05:45:54 UTC2670
- You are so Screwed 2013-01-17 22:35:13 UTC2432
- Ian Talks to Himself 2013-01-19 05:07:15 UTC1242
- May the Force be With You as You Live Long and Prosper 2013-01-20 06:41:11 UTC2529
- Love is Painful Like a Punch to The Face 2013-01-25 00:06:40 UTC1214
- Epilogue: Hunted 2013-06-07 05:15:34 UTC679