Chapters The Pulling Sounds: Follow the Noise
Hi guys and girls this is my first fic so if you feel that i could do better in something please tell me thanks
"HOLLLLYYYYYYY CRRRAAAAAPPPPPI!!!!!!!!!"
My name is Jason and I've always had music on my mind. Apparently i was good with any instrument, and i mean ANY.
The guitar, bass, Cello, turntables, drums, violin, piano, you name it i played it. I always had a hand at music. I could even sing songs perfectly! This never went well with other musicians I played with. Why? Well imagine you worked hard at being a theoretical physicist and i just waltzed right in and got the same job as you with very little effort. It always got me into trouble. I would join a band for a while, get album deals, refuse them, and then get kicked out of said band. Oh I almost forgot, I'm a brony. I don't mention to others because who the hell wants that kind of ridicule anyway. Anyway even with my musical talent I kept it as a hobby, since people kept kicking me out of their groups before we could get recognized.
Yesterday, I got kicked out of my band and walked home. The memory of it still pisses me off.
~The Day before~
(Guitarist is red, Drummer is Blue, Bassist is Green, Jason is black)
"Jason you piece of shit!" The Guitarist screamed at me.
"What the Hell did I do!" I yelled back.
"What do you mean, 'what did I do', YOU SLEPT WITH HIS SISTER!" The Bassist yelled.
" What the fuck are you talking about, I haven't had sex for, like 6 months." I embarrisingly admitted.
"Don't bullshit us!" The Drummer yelled
" Yea!" *points to Drummer* " He said he walked on you having sex with her!" The Guitarist screamed.
" What the fuck dude *points to Drummer* I walked in on you having sex with his sister and didn't say anything and then you blame it on me! Fuck you I'm out of here" I yelled as I took my instruments home.
I was walked home and went into my house. I lived alone and had been for a while my parents died when I was 14 and my uncle decided that I should live on my own Yea that I'm almost 18 now. I lived in a basic 2 bedroom house and i never really had anyone over. I went over to the Music Room, aka the 2nd bedroom and picked up the first instrument i ever owned. My precious 6 year old, acoustic guitar. I always played it when i was angry or wanted to get something off my mind. Right now it was a little bit of both. I started playing a song called "Grown Men Don't Cry". The song always helped me to calm down. Whether it was to relieve the pressure of someones death or of a heartbreak or just to mentally calm myself down. I went to sleep that night during a storm, hugging my acoustic close
Now to the situation at hand.
~Present Time~
(Jason is the only one talking right now, I'll add the names when they come up)
"HOLY CRAP!"
"WHY AM I FALLING AND HAVE HOOVES!!!!........Is that Canterlot Castle?"
In-fucking-deed it was and i was falling straight at it. Oh god I just fucking knew this was going to hurt.
"God help me, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIIIIIIIIISSSSSS"
Celestia POV
I woke up at the beginning of dawn. The same routine I had done for thousands of years. I sat their getting ready to put on my regalia when I heard a strange noise outside.
"what diD I DO TO DESERVE THIIIIIIIISSSSSSS"
The voice screamed as it slammed through my chamber windows and what surprised me was what the voice came from.
" A-are you an Alicorn?" I said in a very surprised fashion. I saw an Alicorn stallion with a black main with silver lines going straight through like music bars, his main was red tipped. His tail was white with red and black highlights. After looking at him for a while i called in a few medics to take him to the Canterlot Hospital.
Jason POV:
3 Days Later~
I woke up in a white room and i had abso-fucking-lutely no idea on how I got there, I just know i felt pain.
"Owwwwwww what the hell happened??!" I screamed as I tried to sit up. I tried to find the reason why I wasn't able to move like I normally do. I looked under the covers and what I saw made my jaw drop.
"Why do I have hooves???.......God damnit that wasn't a dream yesterday was it"
"No, no it wasn't." Celestia said as she walked in with the Mane 6. Twilight looked like she was barely maintaining her composure as she saw me. They all looked at all, while Fluttershy was of course hiding behind Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie and a grin that made me fear her face was gonna get cut in half. Rarity seemed to be in awe. Applejack was bowing for some unknown reason. Rainbow Dash seemed to be slightly hovering with a bored look on their face, while Fluttershy continued to hide behind her. Celestia just kinda stood there with a slight smile on her face.
"Ok then, will someone please tell me who I am and why she's bowing?" I ask while pointing to Applejack. The response i got however was not one i expected.
"Celestia started to speak. " Well your an Alicorn and we're considered royalty." My eyes went freaking WIDE. Like my face was gonna split in half in a different direction of Pinkie Pie.
"Um, well....you can stop bowing, Im not royalty or anything. Oh and my names um..." Crap I don't have a name for myself. "Well you can just call me Sonic Noise"
" Well okay Sonic Noise Ahm Applejack"
"Im Twilight Sparkle"
"Im Pinkie Pie!"
"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in Equestria!"
"I'm Fluttershy...." she muttered to the point to where I could barely hear her say her name.
"I am Rarity, The owner of Courosel Boutique."
After getting to know the girls, I was told by Celestia that I would live in Ponyville for a while and i got to choose who i stayed with during my stay. They each told me what they did for jobs and what kind of places they lived in. I feared Twilight might bombard me with questions, Pinkie Pies a motor-mouth, Rarity is into...ugh...fashion, Fluttershy lived in a quiet area at the edge of the Everfree Forest and took care of the animals, Rainbow Dash seemed cool, but i didn't know how to fly so that was out of the question. Ultimately i had to decide between Applejack and her farm, Fluttershy and her critters, and Twilight and her library, and possibly some lab equipment for testing.
Rarity looked disappointed, probably cause she wanted to try making clothes for an Alicorn male, Pinkie looked like she was perfectly fine with it, Fluttershy seemed relieved, I think she might still be afraid of me. Twilight looked like she just lost the fucking Nobel Peace Prize, Rainbow Dash gave no bucks about this, and Applejack seemed pleased and a bit stressed out. I was later told I could leave in about a week. At least i didn't end up as a Celestia damn colt. After realizing i had met the Mane 6 and one of the Princess I just knew this was gonna be a fun week.
Ignore the authors note I put that there before I changed the beginning of the story.
The Pulling Sounds: Follow the Noise
So I got Out of the Hospital...
This chapter would've been up yesterday but my computer was acting retarded. SO HERE IT IS
After four boring days in the hospital, I was finally out of that hellhole. After the first day I was asked a crap-ton of questions by the doctors and......nurses. ugghh. The nurses creeped me out, whenever they entered the room and check me out. Now most people would think, "That lucky bastard", but I was horrified because I'm in a world with PONIES and I'm a human. Thankfully, nothing happened. The day afterwards Twilight came by with Princess Celestia and Luna. Apparently when Celestia told Luna that there was a male Alicorn in existance, Luna called her a flat nosed liar. So Celestia forced her to come with her. Luna, needless to say was surprised as hell and I think my very existance blew her fucking mind. Nothing much happened after they left. The third day nothing interesting happened. As i was left the hospital I noticed something weird.
"Why am I getting stared at" I asked myself obliviously. I mean theres nothing special I'm just a male Ali......
"Oh right only male Alicorn in existance, I guess I do gather attention...."
"Hey! Listen!" My ears twitched at that line, no it couldn't be a fairy, It just couldn't be. I turned around and saw it was Twilight and her freinds. I let out sigh of relief of that horrible fairy not existing in this universe.
"Hi girls."
"Hi Note!" They said in unision.
" Yea lets go..." I agreed as we started trotting to the castle.
A few minutes later we were at the castle. My god it looked a million times more majestic in person (pony?) than it did in the show. The castle was so tall that it looked like a spear peircing the heavens. The castle glistened like a second sun coming over the mountains to show its grace and beauty.
" Halt! State your business!" One of the guards yelled at the gate.
" We're here to see the Princesses upon their request. My name is Twilight Sparkle."
" My apoligies Miss Sparkle, we'll open the gates immediately."
After they opened the gates a pony butler showed us around the castle to the throne room, where we all saw Princess Celestia talking to a rather large Griffin. We stood there waiting about thirty minutes until she was done. When she turned her head, she saw us and showed a small smile.
"Hello my little ponies." Celestia said as we walked over to the throne.
" Hello Princess Celestia." We all said in unision. Luna had just entered the room and started to walk towards us.
"Back to why we're here, What did you want to talk about Celestia?" I asked.
I stared at her, I was not prepared for this question. My mind went blank. I than thought 'hmm im just gonna tell the truth and see where it goes.'
" What If I told you im from another universe?"
TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry had to rush the chapter due to random shit happening.
Author's Note
Yo dawg I heard you like cliffhangers
The Pulling Sounds: Follow the Noise
Now They Know
Here we go lets see if i can get 2k in this chapter. Italics are the characters thoughts. That is All.
"What If I told you I'm from another universe?" When I said this, I realized that I either just got myself sent to the moon, subjected to scientific tests, or just gave up the fact that I'm a species that probably never existed in Equestria in front of the most studious fucking mare on the planet. Princess Celestia's face was fucking priceless. Her mind was more blown than a 5 year old playing a Nintendo 64 for the first time.
"W-what?" The only word to come out of Twilights mouth after a long silence from everyone in the room.
" Um Y-yeah Im not from around here, I come from what I assume to be a different universe. I used to live on a planet called Earth. My kind are known as humans. I went to sleep a few days ago after a fallout with my old band and woke up falling with style through the clouds of well, here...."
" WAIT HUMAN!?!?!" Twilight screamed in disbelief "Um yeah?" I responded slightly scared. "Well girls, looks like we owe Lyra an apology." I laughed because I already knew about the whole, 'Lyra is obsessed with humans subject', "Well I guess we all owe were 50 bits too" Rainbow said to the other girls.
"So, as far as I can tell from being excluded from your conversation that humans existed here before and there was only a few ponies who took it seriously?" I asked, pretending not to know. Apparently Celestia decided to enter the conversation while a few medics picked up her sister who passed out at the fact of another sentient being visiting their world. "What are your intentions!" She yelled coldly.
With the best poker face I could manage I looked her dead in the eye and said, "No idea." She facehoofed. hard. " What do you mean 'No Idea'?" I began speaking again. " I mean that I kinda fell through the FUCKING SKY." I paused for a moment. "....WITH STYLE." At this point, I didn't fucking care if they didn't know what I was talking about. Im milking these references for all they're worth damnit. " I don't know how to get the hell back and I don't know where I am." What I said isn't a complete lie, for the fact that even with the amount of MLP:FiM I watched, I had never gotten the name of the realm.
After recovering from the shock of my language, Pinkie spoke up, and i mean she SPOKE THE FUCK UP. " you're in Equestria silly filly ooh we haven't had a party itll be a 'Welcome to Equestria Party' YAY!" she said at a speed that would put a fighter jet going Mach 20 to shame. She blasted out of the room to Ponyville. I'm just assuming though because I'm not touching Pinkie physics for a very VERY long time.
"Ok so I'm in Equestria, that is good to know I guess.......Anyway As I said Im in a world I don't know and I have no idea how to make a living here or where to start."
" I can help with that." Celestia said. "Really, how?" I asked curiously. " I'm willing to pay your expenses for foreign knowledge of your world, in exchange I'll have a house built for you in Ponyville in the meantime and I'll ask you write a letter with the information and give it to Twilight, I request at least one a month." she said. ".......Okay, but I have one condition, nothing about weaponry or war just due to the fact that I don't know that much in aspect, due to me being more musically inclined than militarily. " I said with some kind of dignity. Ha dignity that's a made up word for shmucks, just like pride and shame.
"That seems fair, but you'll have to send letters about agriculture and any advances in technology." Celestia said. "Deal."
"Okay, It'll be a while before the contract is finished so you are free to do as you please for the time being. I'll teleport you back here when its complete." Celestia said in a calm voice. "Alright then, I'll see you in a while." I said it once i'll say it again, thank fucking god that walking with four appendages is only slightly different than only two. I was walking down a cobblestone path when a few mares were whispering something while looking at me.
I turned and gave them a little stare with a wiggle of eyebrows. Bitches swooning, Bitches swooning everywhere. Apparently I look fucking sexy because a crap ton of mares were looking at me with somewhat lustful eyes. A few stallions looked really pissed off, or jelous, or probably both at how the mares kept looking at me. I kept trying to remember what I forgot about ponies in the early summer. I gave up after about 5 minutes of thinking about it. Couldn't have been to important if I forgot it, right?
"I don't know why I'm getting all this attention I'm only a male Alicor......I really need to stop fucking forgetting that." After a while I finally found a music shop. Thank god i needed some new instruments, I mean an acoustic guitar is great and all but I'd like to have some kind of variety.
" This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." There were so many guitars, bass, cellos, violins, pianos, a few turntables in the back, amps, flutes, tubas, trumpets, drums, and a small selection of microphones. " By the gods, I've died and gone to heaven." I looked up at the shops name and I just nearly died laughing. I shit you not, the stores name was Stairway to Heaven. "One of the greatest stores I've ever seen and it had one of the best songs as a fucking name." I walked right up to the clerk and asked, " whats the best guitar you got."
TO BE CONTINUED
Author's Note
I stopped the chapter here because it was getting away from the chapter and I was about to start rambling.
THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE RELEASED ON THURSDAY SO I HAVE MORE TIME TO ADD TO IT.
The Pulling Sounds: Follow the Noise
TIME TO PLAY (My First Equestrian Concert)
That I will not be updating chapters for 3 or four days after this because I'll be rewriting the other ones and fixing a few errors. Thank You for your patience. This took a bit longer than the other chapters due to the obvious need to find music for it.
After a few hours of bargaining, I got a electric guitar, a drum set and a base guitar for about two thousand bits. Seriously how much fucking money did Celestia give me! That only took up like a fourth of the fucking bag! I was walking down the street when i started blinking, my entire body was flashing. Then I remembered what Celestia said before I left.
I'll teleport you back when the contract is complete two thoughts hit me right than and there.
1) Ive never been teleported before and 2) How the fuck is this shit going to come with me.
Luckily, the instruments I had purchased started flashing too. Thank go-Celestia that my money doesn't go to waste
I appeared in the throne room sadly the upper part of the throne room. What does that mean you ask? It means I fell face first into a white marble floor.
"OW, MY FREAKEN FACE!" I screamed as I hit the marble floor face first. Celestia was trying to hold in her laughter as Luna was dying on the floor laughing. Thou must forgive us, thou face resembled that of an acordian!" Luna said before bursting into laughter again.
"Glad my pain is enjoyable." I grunted as I finally got off the marble floor. Celestia giggled a bit more before speaking. "Sorry for that, but the contract is prepared now, and all you need to do is sign." "Okay, I'm going to go over it to make sure nothing was missed." I replied. After looking at it for 5 minutes, I signed it and handed it to Celestia, who proceeded to sign it as well.
I decided that this would be best to ask about holding a concert in Canterlot. "Um Princess Celestia...I was wondering... if I could hold a concert in Canterlot?" I said nervously. So what if I'm of the same royal species this Goddess could send my flank from the moon to the other side of Uranus(pun intended) and back again, I'm not about to piss her off.
"Yes, I think it could be arranged in a few days." she replied non chalontly. Meanwhile back in my brain
HOLY SHIT DID SHE JUST SAY YES. HOLY SHIT I'M SO HAPPY I COULD JUST-
I proceeded to do the one thing no normal man would do in front of royalty
SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile in the area where the multiverses connect~
"And the winner of loudest squee goes to......." Pinkie Pie started walking up to the stage completely sure she would win as she did every year when the planets in all the universes were alligned. It somehow had turned into a really stupid award show for meaningless crap. Fortunately, every award was up to date by the second due to the universes being connected.
Back in our heros universe~Who the fuck said my name wrong! I thought as a wave of anger washed over me out of no where. And why do I feel like I've pissed off something equal to a god? AS a wave of fear came after the anger.
As the Princesses dropped on the floor bawling their eyes out from laughter of my giant squee from earlier as I blushed like crazy. "I-it wasn't that funny....." I muttered as a grin started to appear on my face. I started laughing a bit too."Ok maybe a little funny." After about 10 minutes of laughter, I was given a guest room, which awesomely was located next to their instrument room. It was used as a set up for musicians that were going to play at important events at the palace. I asked for permission to use it and the Princesses readily agreed, almost.....too eagerly but, I was to happy to care.
After placing my instruments in the guest room, I went into the castle music room and looked around and found countless classical instruments from violas to pianos. I decided to play a piano version of a song from a movie I watched when I was little.
After I had finished playing i could here clapping from some weird horn things that you would see outside a blimp to continue long distances. Then I realized why they eagerly wanted me to play something. I smiled and went off to bed. I laughed when I thought that I might put them into a heart attack with a full length song just because of how they reacted to it.
Part 2
~3 Days Later~
This was it. My first impression on Equestria. My first concert. I had practiced with magic the entire time so I could use it for full songs. Honestly, learning how to use magic on instruments was easy as breathing for me because I just had to imagine me picking up the guitar and hitting the notes I wanted to. I only trained to build up endurance and precision timing. I'm gonna blast the fancy ponies off their fucking feet!.
"Whoooooo gotta calm down. Deep breathes." I said to myself. Why did I get a full house before even being known. I mean I know I'm an Alic...... Fuck. You. Brain. That thought didn't help. I mean, 'hello fucking Alicorn, the only fucking species known to ponies as royalty.....Other than Blueblood but he's more like a royal pain in the ass. I laughed at the memory of the time I punched Blueblood in the face, the jackass called me the only male Alicorn, an unroyal, idiotic, imbecile. So i punched him in the face and put Poison Joke in his food while he was screaming at the chef about something not being done right. The next day he was screaming about being a little filly. Not only did the poison joke bend his gender, but it made him a fucking child! The memory of it all just eased away the nervousness.
" Ok lets start with something sad but light."
The curtains opened as i sat at the piano while readying other instruments with my magic. 30 seconds later I started playing.
Skin - Sixx A.M I changed the words skin to colt due to the fact that well....not everyone knew about the human thing and i wasn't going to tell anyone about it unless I genuinely cared for them.
Paint yourself a picture
Of what you wish you looked like
Maybe then they just might
Feel an ounce of your pain
Come into focus
Step out of the shadows
It's a losing battle
There's no need to be ashamed
Cause they don't even know you
All they see is scars
They don't see the angel
Living in your heart
Let them find the real you
Buried deep within
Let them know with all you've got
That you are not your coat
Ohhhh Ohhhh
When they start to judge you
Show them your true colors
And do onto others
As you'd have done to you
Just rise above this
Kill them with your kindness
Ignorance is blindness
They're the ones that stand to lose
'Cause they don't even know you
All they see is scars
They don't see the angel
Living in your heart
Let them find the real you
Buried deep within
Let them know with all you got
That you are not your coat
OHHHHHHHHHH
Well they don't even know you
All they see is scars
They don't see the angel
Living in your heart
Let them find the real you
Buried deep within
Let them know with all you've got
That you are not
That you are not your coat
Ohhhhh Ohhh
......A few seconds passed and I finally looke up and saw that I had driven everyone to tears. after a minute people started clapping. I thought that this would be a good time to introduce myself.
"Hello and good evening Canterlot! I am Sonic Noise, As you can see I'm a male Alicorn, well what isn't known until now is that Im also a musician!" A heard a few mares cheer in the crowd, which in turn caused me to chuckle. As I scanned the crowd. I saw a few musicians as well, their was Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Lyra Heartstrings, the Princesses, I noticed Luna was actually crying. Maybe song hit a little to close. I thought as I continued to scan the crowd and I saw the Mane Six right next to Celestia and they're tearing up.
I smiled as I said " Well lets keep it going then." I walked over to a piano and started playing
After I finished playing Moonlight Sonata the crowd clapped quietly. I could hear a bit more crying in the house.
Maybe I should play something uplifting then
This is gonna surprise the hell out of these fancy ponies.
Face Down- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Hey, girl, you know you drive me crazy
one look puts the rhythm in my hoof.
Still I'll never understand why you hang around
I see what's going down.
Cover up with makeup in the mirror
tell yourself, it's never gonna happen again
You cry alone and then he swears he loves you.
Do you feel like a stallion when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.
A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever, you will surely drown
I see what's going down.
I see the way you go and say you're right again,
say you're right again
Heed my lecture.
Do you feel like a stallion when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found
Face down in the dirt, she said,
"This doesn't hurt", she said,
"I finally had enough."
Face down in the dirt, she said,
"This doesn't hurt", she said,
"I finally had enough."
One day she will tell you that she has had enough
It's coming round again.
Do you feel like a stallion when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found
Do you feel like a stallion when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found
Face down in the dirt, she said,
"This doesn't hurt", she said,
"I finally had enough."
Apparently some rock music got them riled up. They were cheering like crazy. While Octavia had loved Moonlight Sonata, I got about the same reaction from Vinyl. I smiled at the reactions. Maybe all the sophisticated ponies didn't have a stick shoved up their ass like Blueblood.
"Ok everypony I got time for one more song before I go. Here's a song about how I want to be treated."
I levitated the guitars up again and readied up a keyboard and drums. I began to play again with a calm smile on my face.
Hero by Family of the Year
Let me go
I don't wanna be your hero
I don't wanna be a big stallion
I just wanna fight with everypony else
Your masquerade
I don't wanna be a part of your parade
Everyone deserves a chance to
Walk with everypony else
While holding down
A job to keep my mare around
And maybe buy me some new strings
And her a night out on the weekend
And we can whisper things
Secrets from our Equestrian dreams
Baby needs some protection
But I'm a kid like everypony else
So let me go
I don't wanna be your hero
I don't wanna be a big stallion
I just wanna fight like everypony else
Ooooohh...
So let me go
I don't wanna be your hero
I don't wanna be a big stallion
I just wanna fight with everypony else
Your masquerade
I don't wanna be a part of your parade
Everyone deserves a chance to
Walk with everypony else
I bowed and after a few minutes the crowd applauded and left as I packed up the instruments.
"Hello" A British sounding voice said behind me.
"And Who Am I Talking To" I responded as I turned around. I was shocked at the people standing behind me.
This is going to be an interesting conversation.
Author's Note
While writing this I came up with a hilarious ending which I'll include later as an alternate ending
The Pulling Sounds: Follow the Noise
The Conversation Among Ponies and Musicians
Honestly I winged the fuck out of this chapter and than realized I DO THAT WITH EVERYTHING!. SO LET THIS SHIT BEGIN.
"Hello and who would i be happening to be talking to?" I asked as I turned around. I was shocked at the ponies who stood before me.
"I'm Octavia, head cellist of the Canterlot Orchestra" She said with a prideful, but not boastful manner.
" Im Vinyl Scratch! The best DJ in Equestria!" She said while showing the biggest ego known to ponykind.
"I'm Lyra Heartstrings, I play the lyre and your houses' construction is close to mine." She said with a sheepish grin.
" Nice to meet you...I'm Sonic Noise. Just your everyday musician and soon to be resident of Ponyville." Okay I know Im great with music but I'm trying to be humble damn it.
" So we're all going to be living in the same town?!" Lyra said with a raised voice. Not quite a yell, but louder than normal.
" Wait what?" I asked completely dumbfounded by Lyras sentence.
"That's totally cool!" Vinyl exclaimed.
"Well alright then..." I said happily yet nervously.
"So Noise...." They all said at once.
" What?" i asked still nervous as hell.
"Are you in a group?"
Fuck. The one question I always dread when talking with musicians. They end up asking about this and somehow I end up in a band. A few months later I'm kicked out of the band with the freinds I had, hating my guts. I need to nip this in the bud
"Would you like to join my" Vinyl began
"Would you like to join my" Lyra began at the same time
"Would you like to join the" Octavia said at the same time as the other two.
Record label” Vinyl Finished
Music Class as help?" Lyra said
“Canterlot Orchestra for practice?” Octavia asked?
Oh thank the fucking gods they didn't ask me to join a musical group of anytime. After the day before I ended up in Equestria went badly with a group I was not looking forward to joining another one. The utter relief caused me to let go of a breath I wasn't even aware I was holding.
“Are you Ok?” They asked me.
“Yeah I'm fine....and I'm not looking for a record label right now but if I ever do start looking I'll go to you, but thanks for the offer, um I can help with your music class I guess....and sure practice sounds fine, just give me a weeks notice or so.” I answered as nicely as I could. Vinyl looked a little bummed out and Lyra and Octavia smiled but seemed nervous with how I said no to Vinyl. God damnit I guess I'm going to have to explain myself about turning it down.
“ Um, Vinyl it isn't that I don't like the offer, I honestly find it very tempting, but I kinda had a falling out with friends on Earth.” I said. SHIT I JUST USED A DIFFERENT PLANETS NAME! Oh god please don't let them notice.
“Whats Earth?” Lyra asked. Well shit I'd like you to meet my friend, fan.
“Well damn, I guess I have to come clean now, huh. Earth is a different planet, In a different dimension, where a species called humans live.” Lyras eyes turned into sunbeams. “ Princess Celestia checked my mind to make sure I wasn't lying or insane you can ask her.” They all looked at Celestia and she gave them a reassuring nod. Lyra looked at me again with a head-splitting smile. I smiled nervously. “ Um is something the matter Lyra?” I asked. I realized that I may have just broke Lyra.
“I KNEW IT I KNEW I KNEW, NO ONE EVER BELIEVED ME, BUT I KNEW HUMANS EXSISTED!” She screamed as she glomped me. For those who don't know, a glomp is a jump attack hug. How Lyra accomplished this is completely beyond me.
“Um Okay......Lyra what are you talking about.” I said, still pretending to be stupid about the world. I mean I can't just go up to them and say, 'Hey you're all a television show for girls!'.
“Oh um Lyra is a researcher of humans here........” Twilight said.
“Ok.....awesome... anyway don't we kinda have to go and catch the last train or something...” I hinted.
“How did you know we were going to leave, no one even told you.” The Mane Six asked in unison. That shit still creeps me the fuck out.
“I.....guessed.” I said. Twilight proceeded to look at her hoof like she had some invisible fucking watch.
“We'll have to continue the conversation on the train. The last one leaves in five minutes!” Twilight exclaimed.
How the fuck....You know what she hangs around Pinkie without being insane, I'm not explaining shit.
“Alright, Lets go then!” I shouted back as we all raced out of the back door of the Canterlot Playhouse.
View Online
The Pulling Sounds: Follow the Noise
Arguing, A Case of Bad Timing, and The Retaking of Equestria Part 1
"What is this shit!" I screamed as I pulled myself out of the orb. I kept trying to climb out but the slime kept pulling me back in. The slime wanted me. The slime needed me. That wasn't what horrified me though. The slime was alive . I fought the slime or hours till I finally broke free and stumbled onto the hard.......marble....floor.
"Why the fuck are their marble floors, and why do I even give a fuck?" I said to myself. I looked around the room.
Most of the walls were black and covered in these wierd green slimy orbs, which made me realize that I probably wasn't the only person in one of those god damn pods. I went through every pod and found them filled with fur covered......humans. (SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER). I checked the lavender girl and noticed a mark on her neck.... a six pointed star.
"What the......no....no way...no fucking way! Hey, wake up...please wake up!" I yelled and didn't get a response. I started tearing up as I pulled her out of the pod.
"I just dont know what to do........please....please...wake up...." She began to stir.
"You......YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" She yelled as she repeatedly hit me on the chest.
"My friends were captured because of you.....you god damn monster!"
It's amazing at how fast I can go from sad and hopeless to extremely pissed off.
"How am I a monster, I just pulled you out of that weird pod thing and you decide to hit me and blame me for everything, what the hell! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!" I bellowed.
"I'm a victim of the situation you caused you idiot!" She yelled back.
"How the hell is it my fault" I screamed again.
"Allow me to explain you jerk!"
"Then stop yelling and start with your explanation."
"It started at what i assume to be two weeks ago....."
~Flashback~
"You'll never win Chrysalis, You will never take Canterlot!" The purple being said to a black and towering figure, riddled with holes, her eyes glowing in a green glow. On the opposite end of the throne room there was the purple figure, along with five others.
Five figures approached behind the purple one all wearing necklaces while the she wore a tiara. The pieces of jewelery began to glow brighter and brighter. A beam shot out and surrounded the black figure in a rainbow tornado. The figures cheered as the figure was being swallowed up and then..........the tornado broke.
"Hahaha YOU FOOLS THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT ME SO EASILY, I WON'T LOSE AS EASILY AS LAST TIME!" The swiss cheese thing yelled. While she was laughing like a madman, a dark blue figure was making its way behind her to open up a green pod. She walked slowly towards it. Just as she was about to touch the pod a flash of light occured in between Chrysalis and the blue figure. Chrysalis turned around to see myself and the blue figure.
"Oh, what a shame Luna, so close to saving your big sister. Too bad that thing had to appear isn't it?" Chrysalis said before firing multiple magical beams at the humanized ponies, knocking them out. She turned to my sleeping appearance.
"I guess I should thank you for helping me win this world, whatever you are....... Oh, i think I'll turn you into a changeling." She said with an evil smile. "Drones! Take this thing and put it into a convergence chamber!"
End Flashback
"Well what do you have to say for yourself!" she yelled
"Um.........my bad?"
"My bad? My bad! You destroyed are rescue mission!"
"I'm sorry ok! I didn't mean to get thrown from my world and into yours in the middle of a rescue mission, it kinda just happened."
"Well you're going to help me fix it right? You at least owe me that much"
"Fine.........wait a second."
"What?"
"In your retelling of what happened...." I began.
"Yea?"
"How did you know about the part you weren't there for?"
"Shut it and hurry up already!" She said with an annoyed tone.
"Ok Stars lets go"
"Stars?" she said with a hint of confusion
"I don't know your name so I'm just going to call you that." I don't think this is a good time for the rescue mission destroyer to say, 'Oh hey you're a television show' That will cause a hell of a panic. I thought to myself
"My name is Twilight Sparkle."
"......."
"What?"
"Why is your name the manifestation of Edward Cullen?"
"You mean Edward Colton from the Twimare series."
I can say I never laughed so hard. "Oh my g-god ahahahaha you've got to be kidding m-ee-eeeeee." I said while rolling on the floor.
"Whatver, now get up we have to find my friends." She said as she walked off.
"Whats today?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"I'm just curious."
"Its Monday, says so on the calendar on the wall over there."
I looked at the wall and noticed the calendar and above it, it said in red letters 'Days till completion of Transformation' with the dates marked until July 21.
"Well fuck me sideways."
"What?"
"We're doing a mission on a Monday."
"So?"
"I fucking hate Mondays"
Author's Note
I really hate mondays
View Online
The Pulling Sounds: Follow the Noise
Mission Impossible and the Dreamscape and.....Static?
"We'll never make it in time!" Twilight yelled as we were running towards the train station.
"~~Bitch~~ Mare Please!" I yelled back as i levitated a cart onto me. "Get the buck on!"
Everyone got on the cart as I began to gallop like hell down an empty street. "Twilight, you're navigator, now where the hell do I go!" I screamed.
"OK! Left, Right, Right, Left, Straight, Right!" Twilight continuously screamed.
"You suck more than MapQuest!" I yelled as we reached a dead end. "FUCK IT! " I bellowed as i jumped onto the buildings rooftop, somehow managing to keep everyone on. I saw the train starting up as the steam came from the locomotive. "Ok, LISTEN EVERYONE, I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS, AWESOME, AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME! "
" I didn't agree to this!" Octavia and Lyra screamed as I levitated the cart with magic as i began aiming for the train car door, I smiled evilly.
"Any last words!" I yelled.
"Yes please don't-" Octavia began
"Too bad, I don't take requests!" I shouted back and flung them all from the cart.
"This is awesome!" shouted Rainbow and Vinyl.
They all made it into the train with their tickets as the train car doors shut.
"OH, like hell you're getting away!" I shouted as the train started leaving the station.
I started flying towards the train barely being able to keep up with the back of the train. I wish I had trained my wings more. I got close to the back door of the train. I had just barely opened it when the train gained a huge burst of speed. "SON OF A BITCH!" I yelled as the back door closed again. I slowly began gaining. I decided to try using a magic barrier to get rid of the blowback and help me gain speed. A black cone that seemed to have musical clefs eminating from it. No fucking way, I couldn't be could I...well only one way to find out. I broke the sound barrier. A guitar rift sounded through instead of a loud boom as it occured and it lasted way longer than it should've. I DID IT I BROKE THE FUCKING SOUND BARRI......oh right train.
I was going right next to the back of the train and than a thought occured to me. Why the fuck can I barely keep up with a train while going the speed of sound? Fuck it, I;m in Equestria, It's magic, I'm not explaining shit. I opened the back door one last time and dove through and shut the door behind me. When I turned around I saw the Elements of harmony and the three musicians looking at me with awe.
"AND THAT MARES................ IS WHAT I CALL.......... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!" I shouted before my vision faded.
~The Dreamscape~
When my eyes opened I was in a room. Thank god for me being a lucid dreamer. Hmmm I wonder..... I imagined a door and one appeared out of nowhere. Lucid dreaming I love you I walked through the door to see thousands of doors with cutie marks on them.......and a very pissed off Luna.
"Why and how the hell did you get in here!" She yelled in the Royal Canterlot Voice. I winced at the volume.
"I'm strolling around the dream....scape, realm, thing. I said in an exasperated voice.
"This is my domain." Luna shouted angrily.
"Silly Woona dreamscapes are for grown ups." I said with a evilish grin.
"Get out Noise!"
"No!"
"If you won't listen to me, then try to not get spotted in their dreams at least." Luna said in a defeated tone, as if she had lost an argument that never happened.
"Okay.....See You Later" I said as I walked to the first door. It had bubbles on it. Hmmm probably Derpy I opened the door and saw a mountain of muffins....and The Doctor......eating her.......... 'muffins'. I shut the door and tried to wipe the image from my mind. I went to Twilights door and opened it and she was READING CELESTIA DAMN BOOKS. "BOOOOORING" I yelled as I shut the door before she turned around. I went to Applejacks and saw she was dreaming of a family reunion. I opened Fluttershys door and saw a nightmare of her running from ponies in the Everfree Forest, I couldn't bear to see it and left. Vinyl was clubbing, Octavia was performing with the Canterlot Orchestra, Lyra was playing the lyre in a park. I went into Pinkie Pies and saw her throwing cake at all of her freinds images in a food war.
I checked Rainbow Dashes last. I was utterly shocked at the horrors I saw. I saw Rainbow Dash with Spitfire. Why was that bad you ask. Rainbow was living out a fantasy thats why. An erotic fantasy. I shut the door and sat there in a while in the Hallway of Dreams. (Thats what I'm calling it) Luna was there smiling at a mentally broken me.
"Enjoy your stay Noise?" Luna said slyly. "N-n-n-n-n-not after that door." I stuttered
"I gave you fair warning Noise...." Luna said as she went into her door.
~In Sonics Dreamscape~
...........h........he.......help....... j-Ja......Jason!
G-g........et...........u.......up...please!
"Its getting louder..." Sonic thought to himself.
Your Time Has Come! A voice bellowed
We'll defeat you with the elements just like last time!
No! H-how could they fail!
Good night my little ponies! It yelled with an evil snicker
All of the sudden I cuoldn't hear anything but static. I waited seconds, then minutes, and then hours until i heard something again. More like many things crying for help. I felt...nothing. I knew it was a sad state of being but I couldn't cry for them. The static surrounded me, kinda like the static used see on tv, even with the noise coming from it. There was nothing. So I just kept walking into the static until I heard a voice I hadn't heard before. It sounded calming and kind.
We need your help....please wake up and save our kind....you're the last hope for ponykind now.... WAKE UP!
I woke up in a weird green pod covered in slime........
WHAT COULD BE WAITING FOR OUR HERO!
Author's Note
The Dreamscape thing was an inception joke that I lost a bet with a freind on.