Chapters "So what is that cheeseie sense of yours?" Twilight asked as they walked down the hall looking for ponies to convert.
"Its nothing really, just twitches and information I get from the vibrations of the world around me," Cheese sandwich replied " I started having it after I was inspired by Pinkie Pie to be a party pony, I have no idea how it really works but I still use it."
"You don't say, maybe we should find Pinkie Pie now? she really could be useful," Applejack commented.
"Well she do seems misrable in this world, I would like to see her mane all puffed up again and a huge smile on her face." Twilight thought out loud. "Then it settled, we need to find Pinkie!"
"Just one thing sugercube, How do you think we are going to find her? we could be getting all kinds of
"Don't forget that Twilight here is without her dumper, ponies could panic seeing this, we really need to find a way to avoid it." Cheese sandwich added.
"Well I can't wear it again, we need my magic, otherwise we are screwed, but I can't show off my free horn..." Twlight was baffled, there had to be a way!.
"I think I got a solution, come here for a minute Twi," Applejack said while waving for Twilight to come near.
"What is it AJ?" Twlight asked as Applejack started changing Twilights mane.
"Me reckon that with a little style change we could fix that problam of yours, see? all done!" Applejack stood back to admire her work
"It does work, how neat, wait... where do YOU know how to style manes?!!" Twilight was shocked, as her friend Applejack never showed signes of careing for things such at style, as she could remember from her first slumber party.
"You do know that farm ponies do more then work, right? we need to close deals and look pretty while doing them, beside..." Applejack did her best to hide her giggle "I may have done some modeling as a filly in manehatten."
"You did modeling? get out!" Twilight said while giveing a small nudge to Applejack.
"Do you know me to lie? I was called Apple Jewel even, anyway I am happy I helped yah."
"Well I do thank you Applejack, now only if we could find..."*aumf* Twilight was stopped short as a pink blur crashed in her.
"Twilight!!, I'm so happy to see you? are you ok? I'm sorry if i hurted you but you were gone for so long and I didn't know if you were safe and I started to get worry, and then I walked around and I saw you and I just had to give you a hug cause I was worried for you and then you would worry for me and I don't you worry for cause you need to be happy and I realy realy realy hate if I am the pony that will stop you from being happy so I had to hug you so you won't worry for me and you could be happy!!"
"It's you, It's realy you!, but I can't belive how you look in the place, what happened to you?"
"I got her Twi, now come do your magic thing with her so we could get moving!" Applejack said as she held Pinkie Pie down.
"Twilight they removed your horn thing? I'm so happy for you, and I'm sorry dr Applejack, I know I should not..." Pinkie was cut short as Twilight started to cast her spell.
"Hi Pinkie, how you feel?" Twilight asked with a little bit of concern in her voice.
"I'm feeling great! I even get a hug from Applejack!!" Pinkie wraped her forelegs around her orange friend, "Every day I get to give and receive a hug is a good day in my book, how about you Twili?"
"Well while it's sure is great to have you around I fear not everything is well Pinkie."
"Thats why you got such a long face? maybe you should share and care with me and I could make it better!"
"Sure I will tell you on the way, it's a very complicated and long story."
"Oh! that is my favorite kind of stories!"
Author's Note
fixed on june 4th!
"You all sure you don't remember anything from this world?"
"Sure thing, sugercube."
"Absolutely lutely!"
"Nothing useful."
"Arrr..." Twilight groaned in frustration as she planted her hoof on her face. "That's not helpful at all guys! We need to figure out where the rest of the gang is and we got no idea how or where to find them, all I know is that Fluttershy is hiding somewhere, Rainbow dash is in solitary confinement and Rarity went away screaming and weeping after I mentioned Sweetie belle, without them we can't activte the Elements of Harmony and we will be outnumberd and weak, does anypony got a plan?"
"Well I got nothing." Applejack answered "And why Rainbow is locked away anyway?"
"She attacked you with hot soup." Twilight replied dryly.
"She did what!!!!????" Applejack said in utter shock "What on earth would drive her to do something like that?!"
"I don't know AJ, my guess is that it's revenge for not guarding Fluttershy's bird, what lead to Flutter's suicide attempt." Twilight felt tired, as she had no idea who to free next and no idea how to move around."
"No wonder I don't remember anything, this place is awful!"
"Hate to step in girls" Cheese sandwich said, "But I hear sad crying from the room down the hall, maybe we should investigate? I just can't stand knowing there are sad ponies near me."
"But how you expect us to explore? We will get notice, nurse Ratchet is doing rounds in the room before that." Twilight replied
"Owww oww!!!!!" Pinkie waved her forelag in the air " who is nurse Ratchet?"
"You don't want to know Pinkie," Twilight said with fear in her voice "She is the meanest pony around, everypony thinks twice before doing anything near her."
"So if she sees you or Cheese we will be hoof deep in trouble?" Pinkie asked with glee in her speech, proud that she understood the meaning of this nurse Ratchet.
"I would say belly deep myself." Twilight answered
"Wow that's deep." Pinkie said before tapping her chin with her hoof "I got an idea!!! I will go alone and see what's going on with the weeping and Applejack will keep mean Ratchet busy, if you can help I will signal you two to sneak around AJ, ok?"
"Pinkie that will never..." Twilight was about to protest but then she thought it out "You know what? It could work, let's do it."
"One problem sugercube, how I will distract that nurse? I lost all my memory of this place let alone any medical know how." Applejack said as fear started to grab her mind.
"Give me you ear and open up your mouth AJ." Twilight said.
"Ok..." Applejack said as she got closer to Twilight. "But I got no idea what that gonna he... Ouch!! What was that for?!"
"Sorry." Twilight said as she removed her horn from AJ's ear, "It's just a simple spell that will allow me to hear what you hear, now open up."
"Why I need to open?" *chock* AJ said as Twilight inserted her horn in AJ's mouth and left a little spell in the inside of the cheek, "What that's about? You really need to ask before proding me with that horn of yours."
"I think I will let you explain AJ." twilight answered.
"How will I... This is just a spell that allows me, Twilight Sparkle, to use your voice box and basically I do all the talking from you" AJ said. "Ohhb gatca.I best be going then to distract Ms mean pants now."
As AJ started walking down the hall Pinkie Pie was sneaking behind her doing her best impression of a pony ninja. Just as Twilight started to talk with Nurse Ratchet via AJ voice box the pink mare zoomed across AJ and went to check the room in question. "Hi Rarity what's going on? Why are you crying?" Pinkie said before taking a better look at the room and seeing the dehorned Sweetie belle, apon seeing the horrible sight Pinkie Pie went into a shock "Who did that???!!!!! Why would anypony think that is a good idea????!!!! This is the worst sight EVER!!!!"
Needless to say that blow their cover.
"What is that sound?" Nurse Ratchet protested to the mind blowing sound that came from the room next door,
it was so loud that it broke Twilight concentration ,making her drop the spells she was casting, leaving Applejack all alone.
"I have no idea what your talking about." replied Applejack.
"Move aside you incompetent fool!" nurse Ratchet barked.
AJ had to think on her hoofs and decided to use her hooves as she turned around and gave a massive buck kick smack down on nurse Ratchet chest, a kick that propelled her across the room and sent the mare flying out through the windows with a shower of broken glass. Only to be held by the bars outside. "Get moving girls, I Don't know how long she will be out!!!" Applejack yelled.
Cheese sandwich and Twilight took the hint and began to gallop to the door where Pinkie was still panting from her shock, "What's wrong Pinkie?" Twilight asked before looking inside and seeing Rarity and the disfigured Sweetie belle "Oh My Celetia!!! That is highly disturbing in so many levels!!!" Twilight screamed while CS who understood that SB was once a unicorn by now went to puke on the side, all that didn't helped Rarity's feelings and she looked more miserable then ever.
"Quick you have to fix Sweetie belle!!!!" Pinkie shouted in Twilights ear while violently shaking the poor lavander unicorn, "I can't take it, just can't!!!!!! Please make it stop!!!!" Pinkie cried.
"Applejack and Cheese, hold Rarity down while I fix this mess!" Twilight ordered as her friends were quick to oblige. "I will do this real fast, better get the traumatic parts done before we will give Rarity her mind back." she said as magenta magic began to engulf Sweetie belle,
As the small body of the filly, that the only induction she was alive was the movement of the chest, began to rise, Rarity eyes grew with worry and alarm, a load 'CRACK' was heard as Twilight broke the small filly neck, "Sweetie, no!!!!!!!!!" Rarity cried in shock mixed with agony as the small body was lowered into the floor.
"Rarity clam down it will get better." AJ said as the white light began to engulf the body as it broke like a cocoon. "See? Sweetie will come back to life now all nice and well with her horn."
And in did that what happened as SB stepped out of the shall that used to be her hornless jail, this time with full mane and a horn, "Rarity!!! What are you wearing?" Sweetie belle squeaked. While Rarity could only reply with a face that cried utter shock.
"What? How?..." Rarity began to mumble as Twilight came closer to cast the magic spell "I don't understand..."
"Soon you will" Twilight said with confident as the magic and memories began to flew from her horn and into Rarity's mind.
One long explanation later
"So this all world is a nightmare made by an evil thing that's tries to conquer Equestria?" Rarity asked.
"Yes" Pinkie replied.
"So that explains the atrocious setup I was wearing." Rarity said "How it affected Sweetie?" She asked while cuddling her beloved little sister.
"Trust me you don't want to know." Applejack said firmly.
"Was it really that bad?"
"It was mind blowing bad." Twilight said, "Wish I could forget it."
"I might have somepony that will make you forget it" Cheese sandwich said in alarm as he pointed a hoof to the highy furious nurse Ratchet standing in the door way with horn glowing....
Author's Note
edited 14/7/2014
"Twilight is sizing her opponent in the First Boss Battle!!!!! Or BB1 for short."
"Pinkie what are you doing?" Applejack said with uncertainty in her voice.
"I'm giving real life commentary of the epic battle that's unfolding in front our very eyes as we speak, Cheese you want to help me?"
"With pleasure Pinkie, as we can see now they both show who can make their horn glow brighter, its blindling bright!!!"
"You need to work on your puns, as it crystal clear that they are in the middle of a mating ritual."
"In fact they try to out magic each other, I can feel it in me horn." Rarity said as a side note to Applejack while Sweetie belle who can only do basic magic just stood still with open mouth as she watched two master magic casters fight it out, ~~kinda like how someone who touched his first guitar yesterday would watch Carlos Santana try to out solo Eric Clapton, when they do it in his room~~. ( sorry human reference my bad)
"The magic is strong with you Twilight Sparkle." nurse Ratchet said in a deep voice.
"Well I do have a magic cutie mark... How you became so strong?" Twilight said as her head began to hurt.
"You get to practice it a lot when you have to restrain and bring agony to ponies all day long for 40 years."
"Wow she's 40 years in this dump? She don't look a day older then 32, your thoughts on this Cheese?"
"Well Pinkie I guess that its true what they say, ice heart really do freezes aging."
"Who says that? I never heard it before."
"Well I say it, in fact I just said it last time I talked, let see if we can get an inside scoop, Hey!!!!! Nurse Ratchet!!!!!!" CS yelled as he waved his foreleg in the air.
Nurse Ratchet moved here gaze to CS "Wha ohhhhh!!!!" She screamed as Twilight used the distraction to out magic NR and slam her against the wall
"Tough luck, there are no rules in love and war."
"You say you love me?" NR did her best sad puppy look
"What!? I don't li ohhhhh" Twilight was flown back as NR shot her with a magic ray.
"That was a dirty move, nurse Ratchet used confusion and it worked, when that ever works?"
"I wouldn't said it worked just yet Cheese sandwich, I know Twilight for a long time now and I know she can come back with strength."
"And you seem to be right Pinkie as Twilight seem to build some sort of a cocoon around the nurse from hell."
"Owww we started giving nicknames? Then the Masked Matterhorn is sure to win this fight."
"Why are you calling Twilight that dumb name Pinkie?"
"Cause Cheese, her horn matters. doh..."
"You are right about that Pinkie, and now it seems the MM is making a huge ball of light."
*poof*
"What was that?"
"It seems we been teleported to some sort of cafeteria Cheese, I hope the serve MMMM here."
"What's the MMMM is Pinkie?"
"Only the best cake ever, wait it seem that the Masked Matterhorn if forcing the hell nurse to sit in a chair, to this hell nurse response is a magic ray that Masked Matterhorn escapes in the last second."
"It does seem a little silly that the Masked Matterhorn will care for that as she knows that death in this world is just a 5 Seconds thing, Its basically like playing an online First Person Shooter on your ponybox and you get back on the game no matter how many times you get killed you be back fighting right away."
"I play ponystation myself but I get you, now we can see the final attack upon the hell nurse, it seems the Masked Matterhorn is trying to force feed her a bowl of gray stuff."
"Well I never thought I would say that but this makes mud cakes look good."
"Mud cakes are great!!! They come in so many flavors, tera cotta, clay, limestone, manure..."
"Manure was my dog's favorite kind of mud cake."
"Well it seems hell nurse won't try a bite even, maybe she wants mud cake?"
"Hold that thought it seem that the little white unicorn is running head long into the knee cup of hell nurse."
"It was horn first impact that made hell nurse to scream and gave an opening for gray junk to slid in."
"She chews!!!"
"She swallows!!!"
"She seem like she wants to die."
"Who would blaim her? That stuff look like it needs sugar and fast!!"
"Wait Pinkie is looks like the battle is over and they will talk now."
"Let's listen to what they say Cheese."
"Now that you know how your 'patients' have been treated you will work with us?" Twilight said in a stern voice.
"Never!!! I regret nothing!"
Twilight just took one more spoon load of the gray substance
"*gulp* ok what you gonna do if I say I do and I feel sorry and I will collaborate with you?"
"Then you won't need to eat this stuff and you will serve as ur privet guide for this place."
nurse Ratchet considered her options briefly before answering "ok, I will do that. I will work with you."
"Great!" Twilight said giving a small fake smile, "But I'm keeping this gray thing in case you deside to act up, also I'm pretty sure it don't age nicely."
"Sure thing." nurse Ratchet returned a smile that hardly coverd her anxiety "what were gonna do now?"
"Now were gonna free Rainbow dash!"
Author's Note
"Welcome to after chapter talk with yours dearly, Bright Foal."
"And your cohost Pinkie Pie!!!"
"Ahhh!!!!!, Pinkie what are you doing here?"
"Helping silly, that's the role of the cohost."
"But I didn't... Do you have to break the 4th wall all the time?"
"What's a 4th wall And how you break it? Do you use a slagehummer or you need a canon?"
"Its not a real wall, its like the divider between real and fake, fiction and reality, I can't explain it better."
"No need I get it, and my answer is you know they say the world is a stage?"
"...."
"Well stages have limits and I never been good with staying in limits."
"I can see that, can I go on? I got some important things to say."
"Okay dokay lokay."
"Thanks, so as you could see I did some changes..."
"Yes why did you do done them?"
"I was getting to there Pinkie, as I was saying, I got comments or as I call it feedback from you and it all seem to say how bad I was, and that I was so bad it was funny and yada yada yada, well I wasn't aiming for funny cause its bad, I was aiming for serious with a little bit funny, you seem to tie me to some half life fiction that I had no idea existed and something called MST3K that I had to look up what it is, may I say I tried to max that kind of humour in this chapter, along with the other kinds of humour you been attributing me, so you will see how it looks when I try to be funny."
"Why you tried to make this chapter in the style of MST3K if you never heard of that before?"
"Good question Pinkie, my answer is cause the dungeon master seem to like it."
"Dungeon master? You write on your bed or in boring lectures."
"Its a dungeons and dragons reference."
"Ohhh DnD like DoD, got it."
"Thanks."
"Wait, how much is scripted?"
"You mean like I know what to write and were to go with it before starting?"
"Yesery."
"70% of story, 98% of this."
"Wait what's my line" *looks in script* "what?!!! How could you scripted the random rambling with me more then the real story?"
"I just did, well goodbye and see you next time."
"Wait I haven't got to."
YEY the final edit! Now I can finsih this thing!!! YEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You sure you want to be alone with Rainbow dash?" nurse Rachet asked with a worried tone, " as much as I want you dead being beaten to death by an angry raged pegasus is a little too much, plus just thinking of all the paperwork and meeting I will have to do if one patient of mine will be killed by an other patient of mine just gives me the creeps"
"As much as I care for you, which I don't, I don't think that Rainbow dash will punch and kick the living day out of me" Twilight sparkle replyed.
"Oh silly, you think she kick and punch? that's rich, she bites, and bites hard, so yha, it won't be pretty" said nurse Rachet.
"I do have magic and can hold her down you know!" Twilight sparkle added with an eye roll.
"It doesn't matter, she's under lock down for attacking DR Applejack till tomorrows lunch and thats finel!" nurse Rachet said firmly.
"I sure could use some of my home brewd applejack right now" Applejack wispered "this place is insane".
"I would want that too" Rarity added "being in this place, in this suit, with knowing what they did to dear Sweetie belle, sure need some fine booze in my system".
"I think I'm in the greatest need for it, I am the one who seen it all and had to fix everything, I was here 3 days before I was told it was all a big lie".
"No applejack for me" Pinkie Pie said as she jumped up and down as she walked. "applejack makes me dizzy, like when I eat lots of cupcakes!, or candy!, or suger!, and mixing both makes me super duper dizzy and I puke! which is no fun".
"What DID they do to me?!!" Sweetie belle asked angerly with sparkels comeing out her horn
"Ohhh, it's nothing you should worry on dear" Rarity said in a careing voice. "It was just.."
"Paka!!!!! pk pk paka!!!!!!!!" a loud chicken sound came from the room the group just past and made them stop in their track.
"What was that?!!!"
"I don't know"
"Are you hungry scootaloo? you hardly tuched your seeds"
"You better start giving explainsions, are you keeping chicknes inside an hospital?" Applejack asked while shacking nurse Rachet
"Funny thing realy, It's not a chicken, but a patient" nurse Rachet said while giving a fake smile.
"WHAT?!!!"
"You see... she used to visit Sweetie belle here, and she was a flight challenged pegsus filly, so she got lots of name calling at school, mostly after flightless birds, and it was getting hard to her, and after Sweetie belle got her horn removed she broke and regressed into full chicken mindset" nurse Rachet tried to explain.
"Ohhh thats soo sad, WAIT YOU DID WHAT TO ME?!!!!!!!!!!!" Sweetie belle Screamed angerly with her horn glowing light green.
"But does she lay eggs?".
"NO!!! how would she lay eggs? shes not a real chiken!!" nurse Ractet answerd in rage.
"It's ok Pinkie, you wouldn't want to eat pony eggs anyway" Cheese sandwich said while petting Pinkie pies back.
"So I'm gessing the little filly is Scootaloo?".
"You are aware that you can't keep her alone do you? beliving that she's a chicken is clear indecasion for deperssion and if left alone she might as well kill herself".
"You think were dumb?" nurse Rachet answered angerlly.
"YES!!!".
"I think I will agree with the ladys here" Cheese sandwich added.
"Well were not!, we placed her under the care of the best critter carer in this hospital, just so you know, shes under great care with our best patient" nurse Rachet added in a matter of fact way.
"Wait, you don't mean..."
"You need to eat up all your seeds if you want to be big and strong"
"FLUTTERSHY!!!!!"
"Ahhh, yes, why?" nurse Rachet said sheepishly.
"Stand back everypony!!!" Twilight Sparkle Commended as her horn glowed angerly, and with a bright light she blow open the door and uncovered a shocked Fluttershy tring to hoof feed seeds to a visably mantely shaken Scootaloo.
"Oh dear"Fluttershy wispered as she stood there in a state of shock.
"I'm comeing to save you Fluttershy!!" Twilight Sparkle yelled as she jumped on Fluttershy to proform the memory spell.
"Pk, pkl pk paka!!!, ah?" Scootaloo turned to face Sweetie belle "Your allright!! its was just a dream!!!" suddnly a sound of glass cracking was heard all over the room, and a small crack formed on one of the walls.
"Where am I?"
"No time to waste, we have to get a move on, just let me take care of Scootaloo"
"Hi Twilight, Is this part of a new spell the princsess told you to study?" Scootaloo said while waveing her hoof at Twilight "It looks really real, I almost fallen for it unless Sweetie belle here was suddnly al better"
*Jaw drop*
"What?, did I said something wrong?".
"I thought you know that power of the 'magic of friendship'".
"You realy belived it was just a spell went wrong, Scootaloo?"
"To be honest I thought it was reallity, but I always had a memory of the better world in the back of my mind, seeing you all better made me realize that this is the fake world"
"Souldn't we get a move on? we got a world to rescue"
"Give me a minute, I think there is learning possibility, so I would love if you let me do some observation".
"Yha I can see now how that won't be a option, Celestia would never let Twilight do something like that, mind thou its not the worst idea ever, we did the worst idea ever".
"Are you talking on the time we tried to get our cutie marks as juicers or at competitive eaters and cooking at the same time?"
"That was the worse, I can still remeber it like it was yesterday....."
"Super cool, A Flashback"
"Apple bloom, Sweetie belle, I'm so glad you came to help me try the new food prossesr my mom and dad got from the trip, I'm sure it will be fun".
"Great, I love fun!!!".
"Fun never hurted, and who knows, maybe it will earn us our cutie marks!!!".
"That would be great!!!, lets start easy, mom told me it could make carrot juice!! sound easy to do".
"Whats carrot juice?".
"Its a juice made from carrots, doh, how hard can it be, bring me some carrots Sweetie belle".
"Sure thing Scootaloo".
"I will set the hard juicer part, I think its the one we need, as its going to be a 'hard' work making juice out of carrots".
"That's the spirt gang, we will get our cutie marks in no time".
20 carrots later
"I think thats 3 cups of juice now".
"I can't belive carrots got so little juice in them".
"Well, we better drink it if we want cutie marks".
*Gulp*
"Its nice but I don't think we got our cutie marks"
"Never fear guys, I'm sure we could get out marks in cooking, my parents brought this from thier trip to Colt-iv as well".
"What is it?"
"Its says its 'raw tahini from whole sesame seeds', never heard of it"
"Mom said they made really yammy stuff from it, that it's very healthy and you can make a really good spread from it that is super easy to make, it even got a recipe on the side"
"Mmmm, 'Add even amounts of water and raw tahini, spice with freash lemon juice, salt, spices and micned parsley and gralic, should have the viscosity of cold honey', sounds easy, let's do it"
"What should we do with all the dry carrot shredding?".
"Save them, I'm sure we could use it for something, plus mom will be mad if we throw away so much food".
"Lets start cooking!!!".
One cooking gone wrong later
"I can't belive we ended up with so much tahini".
"I can't belive we added all the carrot shredding into it".
"I can't belive we don't have boxes to store it in, It seems we will have to eat half of it now or its going to go bad".
"What? I hope you got lots of bread at least".
"It seems we just ran out of bread, will have to add it to the list, along with gralic, who told you that adding 5 heads of gralic into the tahini was a good idea Appleblom!?".
"I love gralic, got a problom with that?".
"Girls, clam down, I got this, we will eat it with cereal".
"That's the dumbest idea I ever heard Sweetie belle".
"I have to agree with Appleblom, It's the worst idea you ever had, and you had some BAD ideas".
"Snap out of it, theres no time for a flash back, we got thaini to eat".
"Right, sorry, so whats your little grain of logic?".
"We could get our cutie marks as competitive eaters and in cooking, its a combo!".
"I don't get it".
"If it taste real bad and we still eat a full bowl of it, we got to earn a competitive eating cutie mark, and if it taste really good we will get one in cooking, I declare this can not go wrong!".
"That does make sence, I will go bring the bowls".
"Told you I got this".
"I sure hope it will work".
"Heres the bowls, they are full with cereal already so lets add the tahini and dine in!".
"Great!, so Tahini for you, and you and me".
"It's so thick".
"It looks like something somepony puked".
"Thats just cause of the carrot, dine in".
"I think after I will finish this bowl I will have another".
"Told you it would work".
2 hours later
"I'm so full".
"I think I will never eat again".
"I can't belive we didn't even eat half a bowl".
"Half? try tenth".
"And that's if we combine our eating on one bowl".
"I can't feel anything but garlic, It's too spicy!".
"You were the one who wanted to add so much of it in the first place".
"Can you be so full you explode? If yes I think I should have exploded 5 spoons ago".
"I hear yha, this thing sits like concrete in your bellly".
"Concrate? Try led, I can't even move".
"I belive led would sit better in my tummy".
"I will never fly again, even Rainbow dash couldn't move with such full belly".
"Wait, what?".
"We were full, eating tahini with cereal was a bad idea".
"Nonononono, what you said on Rainbow dash?".
"That even she couldn't move after eating it? it felt like a ton of bricks in your belly".
"I got the best idea ever, but for that we need to head out to ponyville!!!".
"And how you plan to do that? we don't know where the exit is".
and just then a huge circle of light came from Twiligth's horn and they are all in the golden oaks libery
"Teleportation spell silly".
"Oh yha, thah".
Author's Note
so no sitting back and talking this time, but lets pass new things i tried out.
and on something completely different,(monty python reffence) this all started when I made too much tahini last night and had to eat it, and yes I added lots of gralic and carrot shredding, and as I layed in bed for the 4 hours after that, In great agony, I had a vision, on how to write this chapeter and finish this story, so if you ever got a writers block, exchange it with a colon block, it may just work!.
"I don't remeber it was so dark in here"
"Yha, I can't even see my own muzzle, where is the light swich?"
"Wait a minute" Rarity said, as she began to channle magic to her horn, and light started to fill the room "Oh my"
"What happend to all my books?"Twilight Sparkle said on the brink of tearing up, seeing her library in its current condsion was almost devestating to the young bookpony.
"You realy let this place go"
"She did NOT! can't you see scootalo? its just a part of the world that this dark magic thing made up"
"Still..."
"It is pretty run down"
Run down was to say the least, the golden oak library was empty from books, instead dast filled the shelfs, the ones that were still intact that is, most were caved in from termite damage or lack of maintenance, the windows were broken and boarded up, and the library was empty beside that, with broken floor and stanch of urine that filled the air.
"Why did you got us in the stink hole of sadness?" Nurse Rachet said angerly "This... this... this... shit hole for lacking a better word, is were you thought to get us into?, I demand to go back the the asulym"
"Ohhh she said it!"
"Yha she did, I can't believe it" Cheese Sandwich added in glee
"Said what?" Nurse Rachet asked puzzled
"You Said Asulym!!!!, I can't believe it, well I can, but still to hear it is just so AAAAA!!!!!!!"
"Well, If she would have said Breakout Asylum" Cheese Sandwich pointed out.
"Yha, That would have been super duper cool, but it is an asylum spinoff so I will get just Asylum, plus her charcter haven't hardly changed so..."
"I'm confused"
"Me too"
"What the flying feather?"
"THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!"
"Where is Rainbow Dash?!!!!!!"
"Ahhh?" Nurse Rachet said perfectly what everypony was thinking as Twilight Sparkle face planted her hoof and shook her head.
"Pinkie Pie!!! Stop with your nonsense, we got to think what we need to do now!"
"Well then maybe you want to ask help from Derpy, she always good for some advice, thou she thinks muffins can fix everything"
"Ah?, what Derpy will help us with?, and lets say she could, where she is anyway?"
"Well she got a diffrent look on the world, doh, and shes just comeing down the street"
"Who is Derpy? I never heard of her" Nurse Rachet said baffled.
"Why shes the mail mare, she got a lovely shade of gray coat and a gorgeous blond mane and tail"
"You mean Dittzy Doo? why you call her Derpy?" Nurse Rachet was confused to say the least,
"Cause she is derped, I know its sounds mean, but its in good spirt"
"But she isn't derped" Nurse Rachet pointed out,
"HI THERE!!! CAN YOU COME HERE FOR A SECOND?!!! Pinkie Pie screamed out the door, waveing her hoofs frantically at the mare at question.
"Hi Pinkie Pie! what you doing in town? they let you go for a walk?" Derpy said as she came to the yelling pink pony at the library door.
"Well, kinda, I think Twilight would want to ask you something thou"
"Twilight Sparkle? they let her out too? thats so nice of them, Oh hi Twilight Sparkle, I see they removed your dumper, so that treatment is working, why you all look at me like that?"
"Your eyes...."
"What about them?"
"They are not derped"
"They should be?"
"Well... yes... thats why your called Derpy"
"I'm not called...." *CRACK* *Derpy eyes became derped as true memories started flooding her mind, also a huge crack formed on the inside of the library, and on the other side books could be seen and bright day light flooded the room from the part of the crack that was on the window* "MUFFINS!!! WE SHOULD GET MUFFINS!!!!"
"AHHH!!! WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?? I WANT MOMMY!!! WHERE ARE YOU TWILIGHT???" a sound of a paniced baby dragon flew from the crack, kick starting Twilight Sparkle maternal instincts.
"SPIKE??!! WHERE ARE YOU??!! MOMMY IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU, STAY CLAM EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL, WHERE ARE YOU??!!!"
"Wooo there, where that came from?"
"Ohhh, well you see..." Twilight sparkle started to blush "I did raised him since he hached, so I'm kinda his... mommy... and he is my baby... sort of, don't give me my look, I am his foster mom, I did all the papers"
"Nopony is judging you"
"Mommy? where are you? are you safe?"
"I think the sound comes from the crack in the wall"
"I don't remeber seeing that crack before"
"It must be a rift between the two worlds, I will try to see if I can expand it with my magic, hold on Spike Waykie, Mommy coming!!" Twilight Cried as magic began to to flew from her horn, and exploring the gateway, suddnly Twilight stoped and started to walk back, with a look of shock on her face.
"Whats wrong sugercube?"
"I SAW THINGS, TERRIBLE THINGS"
"What did you saw?"
" I SAW BOLD APES, WALKING ON TWO, AND THEY WERE DRESSED LIKE US, AND THEY WERE TALKING ON THIS THING CALLED MY LITTLE PONY"
"Thats so cool!!! you can get to a bronies convention throu that crack? which one was it? Bronycon? Buckcon? BABSCON?, noo wait, was it GalaCon?"
Twilight shook the shock out of her head as she took in what Pinkie Pie said "I think I saw a BronyExpo banner, How you know on thous things?"
"Well I try to stay in touch with the fandom, its realy fun you know"
"What fandom?"
"OUR fandom, doh, way whould I talk with trekies? it won't make sanse right? we got discord for that silly"
Author's Note
"well that was long over dued, but yha, pinkie can break throu 4th wall, it is nothing to biggie for her"
"Who Knew?"
"you and me, you silly pony"
"Im not a silly pony, Applejack is, there is even a song on it"
"well, your an Insane pony then?"
"That will work, why didn't you wrote anything for over a month?, you dried up you followers"
"well I had testes to study to, I moved to a room near university and was tired, I guess time just flew, Wait... It's been over a month since the last upload?"
"Yha, looks at the dates, almost a month"
"I can't believe it, I'm usely tardy, but for something fun? Wait... I got followers?"
"yesery, you sure do, and you left them to dry for so long, it is just mean"
"well I hope I will get to write a new chapter soon, very soon, maybe that will make up for it, as I didn't wrote everything I wanted today anyway"
"that could work, but I need to unfrezze the gang first, how much time I got?
"I say you get on it fast, you got less then 24 hours to fix everypony, so get to it!"
"Sure thing boss"
"Well thats all for today, for till next line, thats all folks"
"Hay, thats my line"
"No, its porky pigs line, now go!"
"So you figerd out what is this crack allready?" Spiked asked Twilight Sparkle, while sitting near the crack, they been tring to figer out what it is for severl hours now, but were almost as clueless to its nature as they were when they found it.
"I don't know Spike, taking to accont what we know so far the best I can come up with that the world I'm in right now is an image build ontop the real world, and the cracks are places where that image was damaged, but why trying to expand that crack seems to send us to other dimensions is something I can't explain, nor why the cracks are fromed in the first place, try to go to celestia and talk to her on that, see if she can do anything to help. also take care of the critters would you?"
"Oh my, I forgot of all my little critters, Spike, you can use my cottage if you care for all the pets, but please no fire, I'm worried my little friends will get hurt"
"Be a dear and take care of my opel, would you? she needs worm milk, but not hot, and remeber to brush her fur from head to tail, and be gental"
"Will do Rarity, Is there anything else?"
"That will be all for now, get a scroll to the princesses, its highly importent and ergant!"
"When you think of it, who does take care of all the critters in this world?"
"Oh, we got a critter carer, She's Pinkie's sister, she moved to ponyville soon after Pinkie was moved to the hospital so she could visit her"
"Which sister is that? I got 3 you know"
"It's Maud Pie, If my memory serves me right"
"Pinkie, will our little friends will be safe with Maud? I never heard of her"
"Well, that depends"
"On what?"
"Are they rocks or not, and taking into accont the low popularity of pet stones in ponyville, I say they are NOT safe"
"Oh no! I have to go take care of them right now!"Fluttershy cried as she stormed out the front door, Twilight Sparkle was going to stop her, but had an epiphany when she saw Derpy munching a muffin.
"I be damded, It was right infornt of me all this time!!"
"What is it, Twilight?"
"I know how the cracks are made!!! how I could have been so blind"
"You figerd it out? Realy? How?"
"Cracks are formed when a pony with twisted memories experience something that trigger its real memories, and they lose believe in this world, Its happend with you Scootalo and with Derpy! thats why this world or image is strong like it is, its made from Imagination, which in some cases is even more powerful then knowledge!!"
"Thats so cool, you got a plan how to get us out of here then?"
"While yes I do, Applejack, I need you to go working on sweet apple acres, Pinkie Pie, Start to plan a party, hold nothing back, Rarity, Start makeing dresses, Derpy, be your self, Sweetie belle and Scootalo, go with Applejack and group up with Apple Bloom, then go crusading,Fluttershy already went to take care of the critters, Everypony on Three, One, Two, Three!!!"
As Everypony went to act normal, Twilight went back to the crack "Spike, are you there?"
"Yes, Twilight, what is it?"
"I would take cover If I was you, If my guesses are correct, all the ponyville area will join with the delusion very soon, but if you could spare some time... can you get me some cooking supply ready?"
"Sure think Twilight, you want me to write a list?"
"You can realy read my mind Spike, thats why your my number 1 assistent"
The door bell of the suger cube corner rang as a pony came to the mostly desrted sweet shop, "Welcom, What could I help you with today?"
"Hi Ms Cake, can you get the oven hot, Ponyville is a need for a super doper party and I need to start baking!!"
"Do I know you?!" Ms Cake asked the weird pink pony who just came in the store,
"Hehehehe, why of curse, doh, I'm Pinkie Pie, I'm your baking assistent, you and Mr Cake gave me the attic, You realy Should try to remeber, It will help a lot"
"Me? Mr Cake? attic? Pinkie Pie?" *CRACK*
"Who was it honey?" Mr Cake asked as he came from the back room "Hello there, did we met before?"
"You both are so silly, but no more funny talk, time is candy, and I need candy for the huge party I'm planing"
"Time? candy? party?" memories started flooding Mr cake head as well and a loud crack was heard, both cracks started to grew, as the shop started to look like it should be.
"Hi Big Mac, wheres Winnona? I bet she misses me and I wish to greet her before we start bucking the trees"
"Nope"
"Whats wrong big brother? you think I should be working in that mental block?"
"Yap"
"Well I ain't, I'm a farm pony, now lets get this stinky coat off and get a proper hat on, I got work to do"
"Hi Big Mac, You saw Apple Bloom?"
"Yha were going cursading and we need her for it"
*Crack!!*
"Hi Apple Bloom"
"How you been?"
"Who are you?"
"Don't act like you don't know us"
"Yha, we Cutie Mark Crusaders stay together for life!!!"
"Cutie mark??"*CRACK!!!!!*"Sweetie Belle, Scootalo, come on, we got crusading to do!!!"
"I'm now open for business!, get ready Ponyville, Rarity is going to make you shine!"
"Heres your mail!"
"Thats not my mail, its a muffin! and what happend to your eyes..." *CRACK!*
"Muffin!!!"
*Crack* *Crack* *Crack* *Crack*
"Are you ready girls?"
"Yha!!"
"I'm Ready!!!"
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DEMOLITION DERBY DRIVERS YEY!!!!"
"Look out!!!" *crack*
Author's Note
"So Pinkie Pie, What you think of that?"
"YOUR LATE!!!!"
"I'm not, I published yesterday"
"Yha, but you said you gonna publish again in less then 24 hours, Its been 29, 29!!!!!"
"Well, you see, I was hungry, and the computer room in the library is was taken and you don't get to judge me, I WRITE YOU!!"
"Then its a good your mental like the ones who make Rainbow Dash Presents, cause that mean I can still argue with you!"
"Talking on the mentaly advanced series...."
"Don't tell me you planing on writing a story on that?"
"Why yes I do, so I need Practice, and in this little chats..."
"And hello for the mentally advance Pinkie PIe, I'm happy to see you too"
"You do not get to say hello to Pinkie, yes, It is me, Pinkie,yes, who deside who talks with her,yes, and you will bow before your mighty pony god,yes."
"Why you say yes so much anyway?"
"You do not question Pinkie, yes, for she do not need to remind herself she is correct all the time, yes, Pinkie don't need you to tell her who she is!!! yes"
"OOOOkkkkk, did you liked the cmc in this episode?"
"They were nice, yes, but Pinkie had even better ideas in her mind, maybe cutie mark crusaders murder squad was needed there, yes"
"Murder Squad!?
"Hehehe, you foolish writer made silly rhyme that got nothing to do with real life, what a bad writer, well this is all for now, yes, I keep writer hostage till he writes more chapeters, yes"
(The mentaly advanced series and rainbow dash presnets were made by FiMFlamFilosophy and are used without permission) ("I Tried to ask from them but they didn't replied, I guess they got lots on their mind right now with all the lets play and such" "Did Somepony asked Your opinion Rainbow dash?" "No Twilight...." "That is cause Nobody cares, they probbly just sitting arond picking at their nose right now ignoring, no body cares on this little fan fiction, so they didn't even botherd to read what ever you sent, you ran a tiny blog and are a complete nopony, why whould they take time thinking of you? "But Twilight, Its Bright Foal who asked on tumblr from his babyyoni user" "Well, How many followers he got?" "51..." " I proved my point, so Bright foal needs to write what ever he wishes and just remeber to cradit FiMFlamFilosophy in the end, its not like he can lower the level of that silly cartoons thing anyway"
"Well that was lots of work, what now Twilight?"
"Now we have to find a way to move it to my world, funny I never Thought of how to do that" Twilight Smiled nervously as a huge hole formed in her plan.
"Twilight come quick!!! the whole town broke apart and now its back to normal!!!" Pinkie Pie Screamed as she broke the door, Twilight turned her head, and indeed, Ponyville was its old self again, minus most of the ponies.
"How did that happened so fast?, never mind, Spike, come meet me outside and bring all the cooking with you!" Twilight ordered as she galloped through the broken door and past Pinkie Pie.
"Ay Ay captain!" Spike said and he picked up all the boxes containing the important substance and rushed through the door as well in the real world, the minute he was out the door he clashed into Twilight who exited the door on her world few moments ago herself, Spike fell for the sudden impact only to be grabbed by a familiar magenta magic grip he knew too well.
"You should be carful Spike, when we enter the cracks our worlds collide, and strange things happen"
"How dose it work anyway?"
"Well... ammm, Here! ask this pony!" Twilight who didn't wanted to waste time explaining advance Multi World Magic to Pinkie Pie, Grabbed the nearest pony she could find, in this case a pale brown stallion with chestnut mane and tail, adoring a hour glass cutie mark, "You explain"
"Well I guess I could, You see Pinkie, Most ponies think of multi world stuff as parallel lines that never touch, but if you look at it from a non liner, independent view point its more like a big pound of worldie mushie yackie stuff all mixing together, no wait, that's my explanation on time travel, what was the one on multi world? Naaa, its pretty much the same, now if you don't mind, I got to run, there is this mare who need a soda in exactly 7 minutes and 35 seconds and If she won't get it just then half of equestira will explode, bye!"
"You can always get a good lough from time turner, Wait for me Twilight"
"Now you see that huge building on that hill over there Spike?, That's where we need to get all the boxes to"
"What Building Twilight? all there is there is a hill, nice green one even, ohh and Rainbow's cloud house, I think your seeing things"
"The mental hospital is at the same place as Rainbow dash home? I wonder if that why she's so mad" Twilight thought to herself, "I guess you will have to sit this one out, only ponies who are or been corrupted can get there" she said to Spike as she took all the boxes from Spike and placed them on her back, "Now I just need a way to get them in the institute"
"Howdy Twi, I was just going to get some new dresses from Rarity, Granny sure can be stubborn sometimes"
"And I think I know how"
"Who you talking to sugarcube?"
"I don't know, she just stands there with that weird smirk on her face"
"Well its not something more strange then her usual self"
"I'm just happy that the critters are safe, thou the rock homes Maud made didn't seem comfortable" Fluttershy said as she returned from her house near the Everfree forest, "Why Twilight smiles creepily?"
"So let me get this straight, you want me to wear a lab coat, enter a fully guarded fosailty with lots of boxes full of questionable stuff, enter the boxes to the kitchen then make them feed the questionable substance to everypony in there?"
"Yes!"
"Well that won't go bad"
"I can think of severl ways it could"
"I was being sarcastic, Pinkie PIe"
"But isn't it like lying?"
"It ain't, now leave it"
"Now if you could just go and bring these boxes of yammy food to the asylum..." Twilight Sparkle said as she picked up the boxes from Spike with her magic, A small wave appred flexing reality, Twilight then droped them on Applejacks back, just as Rarity came, carring a lab coat and a suit, she was clearly unhappy with them.
"Are You sure you don't want me to add some dazzle to them? they are truly awful"
"They need to be awful if we wish to trick the guards, they should be on high alert due to our escape"
"You sure were right when you said they amped up the security, you couldn't get a fly in"
"How getting a fly in would help up?" Cheese Sandwich was pazzled by Pinkie's logic
"It doesn't matter now, Applejack and Rarity are about to enter the birdhouse" Twilight Sparkle said from her view point behind the bushes, many hoofs away. "Why your not with them? you are supposed to be with them."
"What you talking on? he is with them."
"But he was here a second..." Twilight looked around to prove her point but Cheese Sandwich was nowhere to be seen, as she looked at the front gates again she saw that he was indid with Applejack and Rarity. "How he got there so fast?"
"It's Cheese Sandwich, Don't question it"
"What?"
"It's Pinkie Pie, Don't question It"
"But if we don't question anything how are we supposed to learn?"
"Yha really odd to give it a rest, yha know"
"I love studing just like you but sometimes you can't answer everything"
"And you just need to accept it"
"You can't know everything silly, at least not yet, talking on something, it seems that our intruders are coming back"
"I'm Sorry Y'all but they were a little too suspicious, If we been waiting a little longer, we would been locked up per sure"
"I'm afraid we will just have to make due in this new world, or come up with a better plan"
"I know this will work, we just need...""When things breaks up" "When the plan just don't add up" "A new plan is born" "Somehow we have to make a breakthru...." "NOW!!!"
"We got a plan"
"Now we just bring in the food!"
"Breakthru.. from this world of pain"
"The guards"
"Now we open the boxes!!"
"That montage was fun, can we do it again?"
"Maybe after, now shhhh"
Author's Note
"That Was Fun, you really know how to write songs"
"Pinkie..."
"The Lyrics were a little off, but the sound... that guitar solo!!!"
"PINKIE!!!!!"
"What?"
"I only did the lyrics, the sound came from Queen's Breakthru, also it was something that I literally came up with the idea while writing, so I made the lyrics as I went by"
"Well that explain it, I'm geussing Queen was good?"
"They WERE, its a band"
"You should put a link to that song, ohhh maybe with some awsome visal stuff, like a train that goes through walls while they sing and play on it"
"OK Pinkie, I will, Would you leave me alone now?"
"What was that food anyway? it tasted yammy"
"You will find out on in next chapter, hopefully next week, Could I now get to do my work?"
"Sure thing, the stage is yours"
"..... mmmm....."
"Whats wrong?"
"I got nothing left to say"
"Sure you do!"
"Really?"
"Yha silly, you still need to say goodbye"
"OH right, Goodbye everypony, see you next week"
"GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ohhh almost forgot"
"Ohhhhhhh, they are coming, I can't wait to yell suprize."
"No Pinkie, thats not the plan, the Plan is to let them take all the tahini with cornflakes mix and wait till after they serve it to everypony, then we wait 10 minutes and enter, thats the plan"
"What makes you sure they will eat enough of it in 10 minutes that will make them unresponsive and safe for us to enter?"
"It got a flavor.."
"And why the stuff will eat it?"
"Same logic."
"Pardon me Twilight, but you ain't making a lick of sense."
"And even if it will work, how would we unbrake there minds, if I may call it that way..."
"That I havn't figered..."
"IDEA!!!!!" then suddnly Pinkie Pie was gone in a pink pony shaped cloud of somke.
"Who??? Where???"
"Its PInkie Pie, just leave it.."
"Thinking it over will just hurt your head."
"Its like the time she told us her cutie mark story, don't think of it."
"I refuse to take.."
"Shhhh, they are comeing."
"What we did with nurse Rachet anyway?" Cheese Sandwich asked rememberring the only pony that could foil there plan right now.
"Don't worry, I left her in good hooves."
"I'm full, really, you don't need to feed me anymore" said the stuffed nurse Rachet.
"Are you sure you don't want anymore? I just backed fresh muffins."
"I'm sure, the salads were planty and the soup was great. I really can't take another bite." It wasn't a lie, nurse Rachet felt like puking all over the dinner table, she just ate so much.
"OK then, I will just bring you the hot water for your hooves." Derpy said as she went to bring the pot with boiling water from the stove, "Here we go, ouch its hot!, whhhooo!! opsie."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I just don't know what went wrong..."
"Well I guess Derpy won't hurt her, she is a pretty nice pony."
"Cheese Sandwich, you only say that cause you never seen nurse Rachet at work."
"I was talking on Derpy"
"Ohhhhh...."
"Would you two keep it down? The kitchen staff just came."
"I don't know about you, but I would hate to be discovered."
All the ponies watched from the cabintes as the staff came and took all the huge pots and carried them away to be served to the patients, not once they opened them to look at the contents that they will serve.
"Ok, they gone, now what?"
"Now we wait."
"Quick get me the first aid kit!!!"
"I can't find it anywhere, you want to try look for it?"
"I would love too if I didn't had 3rd degree burns where my eyes used to be!!"
"It was just hot water."
"Boiling water!! I think I feel my face is peeling off, please tell me my face isn't peeling off..." nurse Rachet begged, already weeping.
"Your face isn't peeling off..."
"Thats great to here."
"Mostly."
"Say what now?"
"You face isn't peeling off, at least most of it."
"Are you saying some of it is?!!!"
"Only like 46% of it."
"OH no!!! I'm a monster!!!!"
"I think you still kinda look like a pony, so monster is a bit harsh."
"Thats just great, just great..."
"I'm allways happy to bring good news!"
"I think my leg fell a sleep, can we go now?"
"I guess everypony is full to the brink right now, so sure, lets go!"
And right then, 8 cabinet doors swang open and 6 ponies plus 3 fillies came tumbling out of them, crashing on the cold floor, only to get up again, right away they all ran for the door that leads to the Cafeteria, on the other side there was a huge room, full of ponies that can hardly move, moaning in pain as they felt like their bellies where stuffed with concrate, between all that there was a pink smug going in and out another door, leaving all kinds of musical equipment in the center of the room, suddnly the blur stopped moveing, and it was Pinkie Pie (not really a suprize)
"Twilight!!! I need you to play the electric guitar, Applejack could you take over the bass? I will play the drums!"
"PInkie, would you care to explain you nonsense?"
"No Time!! We got to do a music number NOW!!"
"I give up..." Twilight Sparkle said as she went and picked up the guitar in her magic, she started a simple riff and just allowed the lyrics to come out.
"Do you have the time*Pinkie Pie started to play the drums* *Now Applejack adds in the bass and the tune is complete*
"I Allways want to eat Sweets!"
"Grasping to control..
"This place used to give me the creeps.
"Girls!! I got my memory back I remember everything!"
"How it worked?"
"I was thinking what was the most radical thing that will remind everypony of the real world, and then it came to me, random singing out of nowhere!"
"It sure seem it worked, Rainbow Dash is back with us, good to have you back Rainbow!"
"It's Good to be back, but why are we standing in a middle of a field?"
"It seem the cracks were so many that the whole fake world was destroyed, taking the asylum with him." Cheese Sandwich said.
"Then who is that?!!!" Rainbow Dash Said pointing her hoof at a cloaked figure...
*Tam Tam Tammmmmmmmm* (Pinkie Played on her drum kit)
Author's Note
"Only Two Chapters to goooooo!!!!"
"So in two weeks time this will get the done stamp?"
"No, Next chapter is the end, it might take a lot longer to make, as I will need to think of lots of lyrics"
"You not saying that it will be a huge battle of music, do you? cause that will be AWASOME!!!!!!!"
"I neither approve nor deny it Pinkie"
"Wait, if the next chapter is the end, how there are still TWO chapters to go?"
"Well the plan is like this, I will finish the story, then I will redo the early chapters, up till I started coloring the lines, I will bring everything to the same quality, raise, not lower, then I will write the epilogue and give it a done mark, also once I will finish updating the old parts I will remove the old comments as well as they will stop being relevant"
"That Sounds like a plan, Where the song came from?"
"Just leave that part to me, goodbye everypony!!"
"DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!!!!!!!!!"
music from Green Day - Basket Case
"What is that?"
"It's the Pony of Shadows!!"
"If you say so..."
"Look! he's starting a musical number!"
"You Snapped my world like a twig, "You made a crack just to breach, "destroyed my world to fine dust, "You killed my creation - and you still want more!!,
"Misguided old mares "With your crappie friendship, "With your happy - minded ponies you still are fools of the first division...
"Death on four legs! "Your tearing me apart!! "Death on four legs!!! "You will never get it back to your own!!!!
"Kill Joy, Good guys "Big Talking, Small fry "Your just an old barrow - girl "You should find a new toy, To replace me! "Cause when you face me!!! "I'll hand over your ass, to kiss goodbye!!
"Feel good? are you satisfied? "You will want to... suicide, I know you would. "Is your conscience all right? "Will it plague you at night? "That I feel good!! feel good!!
"Talk like a big shot pony, "Your just a hot headed fool, "No one ever gave you a damn, "Your just an overgrown school mare, "Let me tell you right..
"A mare with disease, "Queen of Friendship "Put your hoof where your horn is Ms. Know it all "Is A crown on your head part of the deal? Shock.
"Death on four legs! "Your tearing me apart!! "Death on four legs!!! "You never got it right, did you?!!! "You never did right from the start...
"Your Insane that should be put inside... "Your a sick pony, your decaying mind is just the start!, "Should be made unemployed, "Then make your self an old ploy, "You made me feel good!! "I feel good!!
"So he wants a Musical Show down? lets show him what we got girl!!!"
"Your going down, weirdo!"
"On a cold lonely cell,
"When reality has fallen down,
"Fighting hard, Fighting to be free,
"On the hardest times on your domain,
"Tonight I will be flying free!!
"Far beyond the sun down,
"So far away this day once have seemed,
"As we saw more,
"Not limited to our life,
"In our darkest dreams we never wished,
"With the power of friendship!!
"Lost behind you won't be found,
"So far away this day once have seemed,
"You die now""This is your end""For all eternity!"
"Now our sisters will stand with your blood on their manes,"
"So far away this day only once have seemed,
"Back to back, "You'll eat the dust, "It been be so long, I'm glad to be back, "Yes I'm, let loose, "From the noose, "But I'll still be hanging around, "You should look from the sky, "Cause your probably high, "If you think you can make me die, "You had, nine lives, "Wide eyes, "You used every one of them and now you drop, "Cause I'm back, "You know I'm back, "You better duck, "I'm pretty bad, "You will be blown, blown, "Well its your fault, "That you will be black, "Back in the day, "I was really large "Number one on the hit list, with a magic blast, "Yes, with a blast, "What a bust, "It sent me to hell and back, "Now I'm back on the track, "To kick some flank, "Nopony will get me in another rap, "Just look at me now, "I'm just playing away, "Don't push your luck, you better get very away, "Cause I'm back, "You know I'm back, "You better duck, "I'm pretty bad, "You will be blown, blown, "Well its your fault, "That you will be black, "Cause I'm back, "You know I'm back, "You better duck, "I'm pretty bad, "You will be blown, far away, "Well its your fault, "That you will be black, "Hooo yeah, "Ohh yeah, "You know I am, "Aaaa , Aaaaa, "Buck in now, "Buck, Your back, "Buck, I'm back, "Buck, Your back "Buck , I'm back, "Buck, "Turn in black, "Yes you turn in black, "Right now."
"We're standing together,"
"It's the final show down!"
"Ohh,"
"It's the final show down!"
"The final show down, oh ho!"
"Ohh!!"
"You came down here to Ponyville,"I was in a bind, I was way behind, "I need a place to call home."
"You came across us ponies,""So I said to myself, "Hey this just can't be that hard."
"It all started nice, "I just placed a little show, "But then the little purple one "began to see it through"
"You place a good show,
"Well here you think I fall, and I tell you it ain't so, "I'll go with you "Head to head "And I'll end this very soon!"
"Twilight picked the fret,"
"If you win we will get,""Then I will get your soul!"
"I sure will win this thing, "So I better start the show, "I will smack you down, "As I told you so,"
"I got this riff, across the strings, "It's really some evil thing, "A band of me will join in "And it sounds like this..."
"Now that you finished,
"Now it's going to be the final blow!"
"It seem that we destroyed him,
"I want to say, you should do more rock,"
"I will pick up the same frat!"
THE END.
Author's Note
the songs by the order of the story
Getting free and making friends
As the last sounds of Celestia was gone all the loose ends finally came together inside Twilight's head ."This is the dream world... the asylum is the face reality... what or should I say who ever is fabricating this, ammm, place, sure is radiating powerfull dark magic, It all most got me fooled."
Twilight felt as a stone just came off her chest and finally everything was crystal clear, she even had an idea!"Firstly, I need to remove this dumper off my horn, I do wonder if its simple as..." she thought as she licked her hoof and touched the magic covered locks, surprizingly the magic dissapered while at the same time a few faint metallic clicks could have been heard.
"What the?" She uttered as she felt the dumper grip lossen around her horn. she raised her hoofs to remove the dumper and it slid right off!!.
"I'll be shocked" Twilight said as the dumper was in her forelegs and off her horn, it was heavier then she imagined and it fell to the floor with a load ringing sound.
"What in tarnation is going on in there?" Applejack yelled just outside the door.
Twilight didn't know what to do, she was free but that could hart her beloved Applejack, or at least this world Applejack's. As she poundered her options the door swinged open, "Are you ok Twilight? Oh My Celestia!!!! your dumper is off!! How that happened?!".
An idea pasted Twilight's mind. "I sure hope it will work" she muttered to herself as her horn began to glow and magic began to cover AJ,
"What you are doing?! Its not safe!! There is a reason you wore a dumper!!" Applejack yelled as she was held down by Twilight's magic.
"Don't worry, it will be over soon" Twilight whispered as she brought her horn down to AJ's head and casted the memory spell that she used when all her friends were corrupted by Discord. AJ fell to the floor with a loud tad as her eyes began to flicker.
"Twilight!! What you just did?!" AJ said in angerly.
"I should have known it won't be that easy nor simple, I just..." Twilight's whimpering was stopped half way by an orange hoof closing her mouth.
"Where in all things golden apples are we?" AJ asked much to Twilight's suprize. "I had this crazy dream I was a doctor in an asylum" she continued, to this Twilight just pointed her hoof at the white lab coat AJ was still wearing. " What the buck?! It ain't a dream?!" Applejack yelled at the top of her voice. Twilight removed AJ hoof from her lips to give an explanation.
"Well its more complicated then that...",
"Go on I got time sugercube." AJ replied.
"...And thats all I figured out so far..." Twilight finished her explanation.
"If that's so then we got to go free the rest of the girls from this awful world delusions." AJ said with a hoof on her chin. "You said the princes asked you to use the elements? well I'm guessing we should be true to our elements or it won't work, and I ain't sure we are true in this world, also where can we find the elements here?"
"It crossed my mind as well, how can we be able to use the elements if we are not true to ourselfs?, not to mention I have no idea where the elements are in this world, how it works and how to uncrorrupte all the other ponies that I just can't cast a memory spell on them."
Suddenly a thought crossed Applejacks mind "How yha plan to defend yourself here? I ain't thinking the ponies here that think you got a sickness of the mind will be happy to see you walking undumped."
Twilight was left without a ready answer," I really didn't thought it all the way throught, I guess I will have to wing it, or should I say, 'horn it'." she said as an orderly came into the bathroom
"There you are!! " said the tall orange color pony with flat brown mane " You are in so much trouble!!"
Applejack was shocked, "Well there ain't no better time then the now, defend yourself Twilight!"
Thinking on her hooves,Twilight responded by shooting a powerful magic beam from her horn that blasted the orderly to the wall across the hall with a huge bang.
They both watched as the orderly fell as a lifeless lump to the floor.
"Who was that pony?" Twilight asked as a bright light came from the lifeless corpse, suddenly the skin broke as a different version of the pony came out, this time with a yellow shirt and poffy mane , the new pony started to twitch randomly at a very fast past. "So I broke him?" Twillight thought out loud. suddenly the stallion stopped moving.
"Don't worry, It was just my cheesie sense, there is sure is a lot of sad ponies here who need to cheer up, good thing I'm a super duper party pony!" the orange stallion said while tossing confetti and streamers in the air, apparently comeing from nowhere.
"Who are you?" Twilight asked the new comer.
"Name is Cheese sandwich. but you can call me just Cheese, all my friends do, now where could I go get some party supplies around here?"
Twilight and Applejack shared a confused look.
"So killing ponies repair everything?" AJ asked.
"This world IS messed up." Twilight replied.
Author's Note
Redone on the 28\05\2014,
As the dast came down, the sun casted her light on all the land and the all the dark magic was gone, as Twilight and her Friends got their act back together the two imorrtal celestial alicorn goddes came gliding down with ease and greated the Twilight Sparkle and her gang.
"We are most happy to see you have defeted our few, you truly are a gifted mare." said the Young sister as she bowed to the violet unicorn.
"I know I could trast on you my faithful student!" the alder sister said as she gave a brush to Twilight's mane, "How did you completed such a difficult task? I don't see the Elements of Harmony any where in sight."
Twilgiht just Blashed and said, "Well , you know, I did it With A Little Help From My Friends."
"When I woke up I felt out of place,
"What do I do when my home is away?"
"Do we need anybody?"
"When you believed in love at first sight?"
"We should love everybody,"
"Oh, I got by with a little help from my friends,"
Author's Note
Bonus song, make up the lyrics yourself!!
Why there is no PMV for the orignal version? there is one for the shrek cover and for another cover, but not for this, also both a shipping PMV, which makes sense with this song, but Extra ponits if the lyrics don't do shipping, also someone make PMV to this version please. thank you.