Twilight's Misadventures, and Apologies to the Readers.

by Fusion Fool the 3rd

First published

Twilight Sparkle: One of six saviors of Equestria several times, student of Princess Celestia, Librarian and local problem solver of Ponyville... Born with something between her hind legs that makes her a target for mares and the odd stallion. This collection of Twilight pleasure/misery unfolds here, while buried balls deep in a random mare...I'm sorry in advance.

Warning: contains sex, and futa... and Twilight Sparkle.

Going to put who does Twi here since I am having problems trying to add more then 5 characters in the fancy list, so here they are in order of chapters: (Updates when I can) (Underlined names are ponies that are sticking with Twilight)
Chapter 1: Lyra Heartstrings (Done, Thanks Tast)
Chapter 2: Pinkie Pie (Done, Thanks Princess_Cellestia)
Chapter 3: Daring Do (dafuq?) (Done, Thank You ShadowWyvern214)
Chapter 4: Rainbow Dash AND Spitfire (Done, Thank you AnonponyDASHIE)
Chapter 5: Trixie (Done, Thank you MrJoshy and hwrogers)
Chapter 6: Princess Luna (Done, Thank you MrJoshy)
Chapter 7: Rarity (Done, Thank you MrJoshy)
Chapter 7.5 I guess: Clover the Clever and Smart Cookie (Done, Thank you paxtofettel)
Chapter 8: Cloudchaser AND Thunderlane (Done, Thank you hwrogers)
Chapter 9: Octavia AND Vinyl Scratch (Done, Thank you Barnabi)
Chapter 10: Gilda (Done, Thank you Barnabi)
Chapter 11: Zecora (Done, Thank you hwrogers)
Chapter 12: Queen Chrysalis (Done, Thank You James Rye and unknownwisdom)
Chapter 13: Applejack (Done, Thank You Barnabi)
Chapter 14: Fleur de Lis (Done, Thank You Barnabi)
Chapter 15: Fluttershy (Done, Thank You Barnabi)
Chapter 16: Lyra and Bon-bon (Done, Thank You Wrabbit)
Chapter 17: Minuette(Colgate)/Berry Punch (Done, Thank you Ameribrony)
Chapter 18: Princess Luna... again (Done, Proofread by me, dood)
Chapter 19: Roseluck (Done, Thank you Wrabbit, refferee, TheRustyBucket, unknownwisdom, and BronyPonyMan
Chapter 20: Derpy Hooves (Done, Thank you Wrabbit)
Chapter 21: Cherry Jubilee (Done Thank you refferee and Shigiya)
Chapter 22: Twilight Velvet (Done, Thank you refferee and Shigiya)
Chapter 23: Marezons (Done, thank you Shigiya and Wrabbit)
Chapter 24: Princess Cadance (Done, thank you Shigiya)
Chapter 25: Elements (Done, thank you Wrabbit and refferee)
Chapter 26: Juliet vs. Mayor Mare (Done, thank you Shigiya)
Chapter 27: Juliet vs. Bon-Bon (Done, Thank You refferee)
Chapter 28: Juliet vs. Cherry Jubilee (Done, thank you Shigiya)
Chapter 29: Juliet vs. Twilight Velvet (Done, thank you Thanks Wolf Pack, Roaring Thunder, and Vicennialabyss9 for making comments.)
Chapter 30: Juliet vs. Princess Celestia (Done, thank you Shigiya)
Chapter 31: Twilight vs. Juliet
Chapter 32: 4Princesses and Sex Spells
Mini-Series Chapters: (Possible Projects are here, dood)
- Mother's Day Special: Twilight Velvet (Done, Thank You OkemosBrony)
- Sober Rainbow Dash (Done, Thank You MrJoshy)
- Cutie Mark Crusaders (Done, Thank You Tast)
- Mrs. Cake (Done, Thank You IRpony)
- Spa Ponies, Aloe and Lotus (Done, Thank You MrMinimii)
- Iron Pony: Applejack and Rainbow Dash (Done, Thank You paxtofettel)
- Alpha Twilight (Too long so I 'tried' to proof-read it myself, dood.)
- Sunset Shimmer (Done, Thank You Knifelock)
- Filly Twilight and Teen Cadance (Done, Thank You OkemosBrony)
- Amira (Tall Pink Mare from Magic Duel)(Done, Thank You Wrabbit)
- Sunset Shimmer and Trixie (Done, Thank You refferee and OkemosBrony)
- Non-Canon, Roseluck Fudge-up I did (Done, Thank You refferee)
- Twilight? beats Nightmare Moon (Done, Thank You refferee)
- Celestia teaches Twilight a lesson (Done, Thank You Wrabbit)
- Twilight's Most Unfortunate Foalcon Adventure (Done, Thank you OkemosBrony and Wrabbit)
- The Ponyville Heat (Done, thanks EVERYONE, dood!)
- Trixie turns Twilight into an animal or Two (Done thank you Wrabbit)
- Mane6 x Twilight x Human6 a plenty (Done, Thank you Shigiya)
- Twilight has a horse dick in EQG land (Done, Thank You refferee)

EDOODIT: Because my mouse is acting weird and I'm lazy, I'm posting referee's new idea here instead of changing it all up above. Sorry.The Other Sans


(Mega thanks to hwrogers for cleaning it all up for me, I didn't even ask him to do it...he is that awesome)
I'm going to put 5 characters at the end of the chapter (starting at chapter 10 cause I'm weird like that) and a voting will take place to decide which character is going to be the next chapter.

The only 'dood' used is the chapter breaks, try and not let that hurt your reading experience if you can, dood.

Thanks Wrabbit for the cover pic. And Thanks to James Rye's comments on how to write a story like a guy who knows what he's doing.