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Love me Tender

by PanzerAssaultPony
Lyra knows humans are real but nopony believes her.

Lyra's addiction to humans knows no bounds as she tries to not let the neigh-sayers get to her. For years many different ponies have been telling Lyra that humans are not real and she should stop wasting her time. Of course she was used to this and tends to ignore them but when Princess Twilight Sparkle herself confronts Lyra on this matter she looses her temper and challenges Twilight to try and summon one if they are so fake as she claims. However what will Lyra do when Twilight actually successfully summons one?
Will Lyra?
A. Bounce around like Pinkie Pie while screaming YES YES YES YES?
B. Brag to everypony about how wrong they were?
C. Try to rut the human's brains out?
D. All of the above?
Rated M for a reason because clop will appear.
Set after season 4 finale.

Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Comedy
Random
Sex
Human
 
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15553 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

8 Chapters:

  1. Love 2014-10-07 19:24:22 UTC
    1392
  2. Me 2014-10-21 10:34:50 UTC
    1790
  3. Tender 2014-10-23 02:38:30 UTC
    1583
  4. Baby 2014-10-23 11:43:17 UTC
    1611
  5. Ain't 2014-10-24 10:58:36 UTC
    1867
  6. Nothing 2014-11-01 11:27:35 UTC
    1130
  7. But 2014-11-30 20:01:23 UTC
    2661
  8. Mammals 2015-01-13 09:16:47 UTC
    3519