
A day at the [rat] races
You know those cliche stories where the prince saves the princess from the castle and then they all live happily ever after? This story is like that...
If you overlook that the princess doesn't want to be saved, there are over a hundred princes and the castle is actually the Chaos realm.
For a school fair, Scootaloo decides to make the maze to end all mazes. One printing error later and the first place prize changes from a Hershey's kiss to an actual kiss from the newly crowned Princess, Twilight! Potential suitors from all over Equestria come to partake in the event, keen on getting the kiss for themselves.
Discord, not wanting to miss out on the excitement strikes a deal with the cornered Twilight. In exchange for some bought time, he will have free reign over the maze. This turns out to be a literal deal with the devil as the contestants are transported to a new maze in the chaos realm.
Which pony will win? A farmer, A magician, the personification of bacon? Or maybe even somepony completely different? Whoever it its it's going to be a field day for Discord.
Disclaimer: there will be explosions, references, and juuust enough romance. No ponies were harmed in the making of this story (Note this may be subjective to a certain draconequus)
This is my first story so feedback is immensely appreciated. I hope you enjoy! ![]()





6 Chapters:
- Destruction, dysfunctions, damsels, and Discord 2015-07-08 07:26:18 UTC2754
- Propaganda, potations, and post-postal hours 2015-07-11 07:37:41 UTC3215
- Commutated counterparts, and coalitions with Chaos 2015-07-13 20:50:57 UTC3561
- Stubbing second scenes and starting staring shows 2015-07-25 19:56:11 UTC3232
- Inter-dimensional Iliads for insane inquiries 2015-08-04 04:33:30 UTC2571
- Far-fetched footraces and fathomless photons 2015-08-18 19:30:32 UTC3667