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Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird

by anonpencil
Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.

Who would have guessed that living with one of the smartest and most well-known ponies in Ponyville would be such a living hell? Whether it's you doing something stupid or Twilight doing something stupid, things just never seem to turn out ok. It might be kinda funny...you know, if it wasn't happening to you.

Magic spells gone wrong, weird obsessions, complete obliviousness, and more horrors abound as Anon makes the grave mistake of calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate.

~*~

This is a series of short little oneshits, not chronologically related to each other, all about the many MANY things that would make living with Twilight Sparkle a complete nightmare.

WARNING: These stories may contain vomit, gore, death, weird fetishes, pop culture references, and more horrible things. Oh, and Anon, of course.

Incomplete
Fetish
Comedy
Suicide / Self Harm
Non-consensual
Sex
Profanity
Random
Gore
Violence
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Death
Human
Narcotics
Second Person
 
SOTA

49880 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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41 Chapters:

  1. A Taste of Home 2015-11-29 21:07:37 UTC
    1516
  2. Twilight Can't Into Words 2015-11-29 20:48:28 UTC
    483
  3. Drunk Driving at its Finest 2015-11-29 20:55:07 UTC
    1025
  4. Phobia Phun 2015-11-29 20:39:02 UTC
    1155
  5. Letterhead 2015-12-13 22:41:22 UTC
    369
  6. Game Time, Rhyme Time 2016-01-03 09:18:19 UTC
    1070
  7. Just a Bump in the Road 2016-02-27 19:21:15 UTC
    675
  8. Twilight Mayor May Not Be Elected 2016-05-04 20:54:46 UTC
    779
  9. A Blooming Rude Awakening 2016-05-21 21:17:39 UTC
    1280
  10. A Fruity Nose 2016-06-24 17:44:02 UTC
    612
  11. The Loaded Magazine 2016-06-27 18:47:31 UTC
    2359
  12. Nightmareish Tastes 2016-07-16 11:25:46 UTC
    1253
  13. A Brush with Fate 2016-07-29 22:12:27 UTC
    1018
  14. I Get a Kick Out of You 2016-08-24 10:10:35 UTC
    910
  15. Sleep Takes Hold 2016-09-09 19:46:27 UTC
    1318
  16. Head of Her Class 2016-11-06 00:38:38 UTC
    1559
  17. Oh Baby 2016-11-10 10:37:06 UTC
    1282
  18. Harsh Warming Eve 2016-12-24 22:02:26 UTC
    2046
  19. Spare Some Change? 2017-02-18 20:38:30 UTC
    1569
  20. It's Always an Option 2017-03-06 22:28:25 UTC
    983
  21. Who's Your Daddy 2017-03-16 18:09:17 UTC
    1095
  22. Cleanliness is Next To God-awfulness 2017-05-09 20:43:18 UTC
    1307
  23. Just Blowing Bubbles 2017-05-30 06:57:39 UTC
    779
  24. The Naked Truth 2017-07-14 20:08:28 UTC
    1138
  25. Voicing Concerns 2017-09-12 13:38:25 UTC
    1168
  26. The Glue That Holds Us Together 2017-11-13 22:52:50 UTC
    2269
  27. Morning Glory 2017-11-26 19:32:19 UTC
    1304
  28. Twilight's Holiday Spectacular 2017-12-21 23:53:10 UTC
    2193
  29. A Piece Of Companionship 2018-02-10 20:56:20 UTC
    1873
  30. You Give Me Fever 2018-04-08 23:08:58 UTC
    1217
  31. In A Spot Of Trouble 2018-05-08 04:59:26 UTC
    1239
  32. What The Buzz Is About 2018-05-16 06:05:33 UTC
    764
  33. Botlite Sparkle (A Predictive Text Bot's Version of LWTSIW) 2019-01-28 21:09:43 UTC
    464
  34. Don't Be Cross 2019-06-10 16:14:30 UTC
    714
  35. A Break 2019-08-12 01:16:47 UTC
    850
  36. Absolute Bedlam 2019-09-05 20:53:46 UTC
    976
  37. I'm Game For Anything 2020-01-23 00:11:11 UTC
    3377
  38. Sick Burn, Bro 2020-02-11 05:10:22 UTC
    1041
  39. Too Hot to Handle 2020-08-11 06:16:27 UTC
    1340
  40. A Simple Birthday 2020-10-16 07:10:42 UTC
    443
  41. Shed Your Worries 2021-03-27 03:20:41 UTC
    1068