Chapters Author's Note
I hope you like this new story although it won't be as brutal as the other one is.
The One of A kind
Humans.
We thought of ourselves as indestructible but now I know that that is not so. We called it the flare (Shut it you perverts) it was a colossal wave of energy sent to the earth from the sun. Unlike a normal flare of this size the earth wasn’t burnt to a crisp but instead it was filled with a strange energy. This energy would either be accepted by the human body or it would change them into something that was acceptable for it to inhabit.
I was unlike the others well sort of. My father had known about this flare and although he warned many others only a few listened. So they began the Methuselah project. This project was formed so that a single human would go without mutations and would carry with him a gene bank capable of reigniting our race. The scientist hid themselves and me in a underground nuclear shelter that had been converted into a laboratory. There they finished the project and left me and my father to talk about what was to happen to me.
“Son?”
“Yes dad,” I was only sixteen at the time of the projects completion.
“We need to talk.”
“Is it about the project?”
“Yes and something else too.”
“Well what is it?”
“We need a single human to be the one to carry the genes into the future.”
“And?”
“And we have decided that you should be that human.”
“What?”
“You unlike the rest of us were only partially exposed to the energies because I had already moved you down here.”
“What about the rest of you can’t you come too?” my eyes were beginning to tear up at my father’s words.
“We only had time to create one pod and besides the mutations are already taking affect,” he rolled up the sleeve of his shirt revealing the dark blue fur that was slowly sprouting up.
“Oh my God dad!”
“Don’t worry about me but I must tell you something.”
“What?” I said now having tears streaming down my face.
“You are the last pure human son and you are our only chance at survival I am sorry that I must leave this to you but it is our only option.”
“I..I understand.”
“Son with you there will be a few things.”
“Like what?” I said as I slowly wiped the tears from my face.
“With you you will have a gene bank with the ability to restart the human race provided it has enough biomatter and fluids. You will also have with you an AI by the name of Delta he will reside within the shelter and run all of the processes needed to keep you in stasis.”
“Stasis?”
“Let me finish.”
“Ok.”
“You will still be in the shelter obviously and outside of the pod there will be a suit of armor we are working on that will be finished when you awaken.”
“So stasis?”
“You will be frozen in time and will not age.”
“Ok I guess.”
“I have already programmed Delta to serve you when you awake and he will also build many additions to the shelter while you sleep.”
“Alright I guess but if he is an AI how will he build?”
“We left him with a android that he will be able to control.”
“Ok.”
“Congrats son your one of a kind.”
[2 hours later]
I was fitted into my stasis suit and was locked inside of the pod. Through the glass of the pod’s only window I could see the few scientists who were pushing multiple buttons and pulling even more levers. Suddenly it started to get cold very cold and the last thing I heard was my Father’s voice.
“Goodnight John.”
(Place ??? time ??? year ???)
There was green fire in the streets with many bug like creatures running around the city blasting any living thing with a goo like substance that once making contact with flesh quickly hardened and immobilized the victim.
“Ha ha ha ha,” laughed an unknown but distinctly feminine voice. “Look at your ponies run Celestia do you see and understand their fear.”
“I thought changelings fed on love?”
“No no no my dear Celestia,” said the creature now revealed to be a changeling. “That would be my sister Chrysalis my hive feeds on terror especially the kind we create.”
Off to the right was the form of a small creature with wings and a horn.
“Help me auntie.”
“She can no longer help you child she is just as weak as you mother and father were when I killed them.”
The young child could be seen with tears forming in it’s eyes.
“Why did you do it?” she asked.
“Because girl I couldn’t have another alicorn getting in my way and because you are still to young and weak to do anything you must watch as your auntie is destroyed.”
The changeling collected a greenish energy around it’s crooked horn and fired at the older alicorn. Celestia would have surely died had the energy bolt not been stopped by a purple shield that had been formed by none other than Princess Twilight Sparkle herself.
“No one is dying today Carapace.”
“Ah if it isn’t the weakest of them all.”
Behind the new alicorn was a large male dragon who had gone from his age of only eight to the age of fifteen which allowed him to gain his wings and an amazing amount of strength.
“And who is this your fuck buddy?”
“Nope I’m spike her number one assistant.”
“Mmmmm although my kind feast on terror I could use and assistant with some other needs.”
“Not today bitch,” the dragon then let out a stream of green fire that would have easily turned her to dust if not for the shield she put up.
“Mmmm a feisty one aren’t you.”
While the three much stronger beings were doing battle. Flurry Heart had quickly made her way to Celestia and was using her magic to cut through the hard goo that had attached itself to her.
“Hurry,” she quietly whispered to her grand niece.
Just as she was almost done they heard a large thump which turned out to be Twilight and Spike hitting the magically hardened wall.
“Now that that is dealt with I can finish you off,” she said turning back to her original target only to see Flurry Heart trying to put up a shield between Carapace and her great aunt.
“Ha child you are a fool to believe you could stop me but I commend you for trying,” said the somewhat surprised changeling. “Unfortunately I’m going to have to kill you.”
As her horn began to charge something random happened.
“CRASH!” the ground to their right split open allowing a bipedal being to walk through and shout six words.
“What the fuck is going on?!”
Author's Note
The first part of this is mostly a timeline of Delta's life so if you want to skip it you can.
A whole new world
(POV Delta)
[40,000 years after cryo freeze]
It has been forty thousand years since my creators deaths and since that time there have been many more solar flares that are flooding this world with energy. From my observations the energies seem to be changing the planet in many different ways. One of these ways would be that the energy is somehow changing the deserts into massive forests.
[160,000 years after cryo freeze]
I have found the reason for the sun not expanding over the years into a red giant. The reason for it’s constant size is the flares that are letting off large amounts of energy that had they been inside the sun would have created a red giant engulfing the planet in flames.
[200,000 years after cryo freeze]
Over the years I have made sense of many myths. From my understanding there were many flares before 2025 most of them took place in the time of the greeks. The creatures from these flares were products of mutations. Unfortunately they were hunted to extinction. The same has already happened above ground and because of this the human population is now down to about a million but they shrinking due to the relentless bombardment of solar flares.
[420,000 years after cryo freeze]
I have finally decided to focus on the tasks given to me by John’s father. These tasks were for me to create a sustainable underground environment which meant I would need both food and water. Another thing I needed to do is finish the suit.
[500,000 years after cryo freeze]
The world is once again stable. The flares seem to have stopped and now the planet must restart the cycle of life.
[690,000 years after cryo freeze]
I had to fix one of the fuses in the systems that were keeping John alive.
[780,000 years after cryo freeze0
I was recently alerted to a large animal walking above the shelter but was surprised to find what looked to be a dragon. I came to this conclusion from the fact that it was a large winged lizard spewing fire. After seeing this animal I tapped into other satellites that had survived and searched for any thing new.
[780,010]
In the past ten years I have found a number of large creatures inhabiting the planet but none of them seem even slightly sentient.
[870,000]
Using the satellites I have found a number of small stone age settlements filled with what looks to be anthropomorphic horses. These settlements were segregated into three groups. I came to call them horses, unicorns, and pegasi.
[870,000]
Many other sentients had started popping up around the globe. These sentient species resembled many myths such as Gryphons and Minotaurs. I watched these creatures before returning my self to my ‘sleep’ mode.
[950,000]
War the unicorn race was at war with the Minotaurs. This was not good because one of their major battles was taking place on a mountain right above the shelter. The worst of all was that there was so much energy being used there it was messing with our systems and causing the effects of the cryo chambers to slowly stop working. I believe we have thirty years at the most.
[960,000]
The war had stopped and an ever greater one was being fought. This war was between the three horse races. The energy that was once again released thoroughly slowed our systems and I believe we have about ten years.
[965,000]
The races stopped their war for only one reason. They had come together to fight a beast that was filled with energy. It was one of the worst mutations I had ever laid my ‘eyes’ on. It was capable of altering reality and summoning more mutants.
[966,500]
The war recently ended with two pegacorns using a energy weapon to freeze the beast in solid stone.
[968,000]
One of the two pegacorns has mutated and gained a large amount of power with it’s mutation. The one I believe to be it’s sister used the weapon against the other and was able to teleport it to the moon.
[968,994]
We are running low on power and I must start the awakening process immediately.
[968,995]
John will awaken in around five years but another interesting event took place today. A purple unicorn, a white unicorn, a blue pegasus, a yellow pegasus, a orange horse, and a pink horse found the weapons and used them to return the pegacorn to it’s original state.
[968,996]
Many events have passed since the purple unicorn arrived in the small town and it is the most entertainment I have had in years.
[968,998]
In the past two years the beast had escaped twice but the second time it seemed to be tamed by the threat of the weapons being once again used.
[968,999]
Damn communism it made it’s way into the future via pink unicorn with purple hair.
[969,000]
Time to wake up.
(POV John)
It felt like I had only been frozen for seconds and when I awoke I was just waiting for my father to come and get me. Instead I got a green AI named Delta.
“Hello sir.”
“What the hell is going on?”
“You are still awakening from your slumber so I shall remind you of our goal.”
“Goal?”
“Your father sent us into the future so that we could reignite the human race.”
“How long was I out?”
“969,000 years, 5 months, 6 days, and 15 minutes.”
“Pretty specific aren’t ya.”
“I was programmed to help you with anything you need assistance with.”
“Ok then tell me what is going on right now?”
“We are currently in the shelter which now has a castle build above it.”
“Wow a castle.”
“Yes a castle but that is not all we are now underneath a mountain that formed over us.”
“Is there any way out?”
“Yes but it will take about half a year to complete.”
“Ok I guess.”
“First we must get you to your room so that I can then show you around the shelter.”
[half a year later]
I remember the day I first awoke into this new world. Delta showed me pictures he had taken of the planet via satellite. The most interesting pictures were those of the evolution of the horse like creatures. They had started as large beast that used brute force and random energy attacks to fight their enemies but eventually the gained enough mental power to start building settlements.
Delta had also built three rooms during my sleep including a bio dome which was filled with plants, a water recycler, and a virtual reality training room.
The training room was built so that if I ever came in contact with the creatures above ground I would be able to defend myself.
[another half a year later]
Delta finally finished the suit. It had taken him a lot longer than he first thought it would due to the low resources but finally it was done. The suit consisted of a modified cryo sleep suit that had been reenforced with enough power to stop most attacks. The outside had multiple pieces of armor attached to it that were made to keep vital organs safe but the most interesting part of the suit were the two gauntlets. These gauntlets had been engineered to enhance and use the energy in any way I wished to use it. The interesting part was that because of the many solar flares more energy had been poured into the world. This enhanced my abilities even further and forced us to create a storage device that once full would stop draining energy from the air.
[3 months later]
There was a battle going on above us and I was using the satellites to watch it. This battle was between bug horses and normal horses. It was a gruesome display of blood filled streets that I had thankfully been desensitized to due to my constant battles within the VR training room. I watched with curiosity as men, women, and children were slaughtered but there was one thing pulling at my mind.
A single child. This one felt different like she was important but I didn’t know why. I tried to push the feeling away but it only got stronger with each passing second. Finally after three minutes I decided I would help her. I mean how hard could it be.
(POV John)
This was much harder than I first thought.
“Damn it where’s the exit to this place?”
“Sir the exit would most likely be at the entrance to the cave.”
“Shut it jackass.”
“I cannot shut it because I have no mouth.”
“Just stop please.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Why the hell are you doing this?”
“Because I want to.”
“Fine but we’ve been walking for hours how are we gonna get out.”
“Sir it’s only been about forty minutes.”
“Same difference.”
“No it’s not the same.”
“Aw fuck it i’m blastin through the roof.”
“Sir I don’t think that is very wise.”
“Don’t care,” raising my arms up I activated the gauntlets and charged them with energy.
“I don’t like this.”
After a few seconds of charging I released the energy in a golden beam of energy which cut through stone and crystal alike until it left an opening at the top.
“See Delta it’s perfectly safe.”
“How are you going tho get up there.”
“Like this,” facing my arms downwards I sent a small pule of energy that lifted me three feet off the ground. “See now all I have to do is keep it up.”
“I doubt you can keep anything up.”
“At least I have something to keep up,” I said while sending a continuous pule downwards.
(POV Carapace)
This creature had interrupted my victory and now it shall pay for it’s misdeed.
“Who are you and why have you interrupted my victory creature?”
“My name is of no importance to you and I am here to save this city,” I said using the voice changer Delta and I had made earlier.
“Alright then I would like to ask you to please leave so I can claim my rightful place as ruler of this nation.
“While I admire your power and commitment I still must ask you to leave before I must use force to remove you.”
“You think you could defeat me and my entire army,” she said as twenty bugs lined up in front of her.”
“Hell yeah I could beat you pitiful army of bugs any day.”
“Changelings destroy this creature.”
“Yessss my queen,” the said in unison.
“Ha you believe you would be a challenge for me,” I still didn’t want to kill them so instead of using lethal weaponry I decided to only use pulses and levitation.
The first group of five charged at me with their swords drawn. Once they were within five yards of me I released a pulse that knocked them to the right and into a wall. The next group unfortunately did the same but were thrown to the left instead.
“Really is this the best you’ve got?”
This time they became only a little bit smarter and charged all at once. I quickly levitated them into the air and threw them behind me.
“You are nothing but a bug to me.”
“We are not bugs we are CHANGELINGS!”
“It does not matter to me because either way this invasion shall be squashed under my boot.”
“Why is it that I always have to do these things myself,” she said while grabbing two swords from her fallen soldiers.
As I watched her do this I drew a sword that Delta and I had recently made but the thing that sets it aside from all others is that it is highly electrified.
“If it is a duel you want it is a duel you shall bug.”
“I am not a bug!” she yelled and charged at me.
I formed a shield on my left arm out of pure golden energy and as she got within range I activated my sword and prepared to block her swing. She soon swung with my shield blocking the blow that came from my left and my electrified sword blocking the one from the right. As the two swords made contact with each other she screamed as electricity surged through her body and launched her back about five feet and throwing the blades from her hands.
“Face it bug you’ve lost and now you and your king shall leave.”
“Never!” she yelled at me.
“Then I am sorry,” I said before I plunged my sword into her forehead.
After I had finished this act I looked out a broken window to see a large swarm leaving the city.
(POV Celestia)
It had saved us well I hoped it had saved us and not just defeated one enemy only to become another. I watched as it withdrew it’s blade from Carapace’s forehead and wiped the green blood on a fallen tapestry. After it had finished this act and slid it’s sword back into place it turned and walked up to me before speaking.
“Would you like some help?”
“Yes please.”
“I will help you but only if you will tell me what I want to know afterwards.”
“Alright I think that can be arranged after the city is fixed.”
“No I would like my answers answered now,” It stated with a small amount of force in it’s words.
“Uh sure I guess that will be alright as long as you rescue my sister and wait for the two in the corner to wake up.”
“Fine,” it said as it used it’s magic to cut through the hardened goo.
[2 hours later]
(POV John)
What is taking these beings so long. If they don’t show up soon I may have to go looki-
Suddenly the door opened into the large dinning room the white pegacorn had left me. Out of the door walked five of the six super weapon wielding girls, a purple and green dragon, a purple pegacorn, a dark blue almost black pegacorn, and the white one from earlier. While I sat on the side facing away from the wall they sat on the side that was looking away from the door.
“Princess what is that?” the purple pegacorn whispered to the white one.
“A friend I hope.”
“I hope you are aware I can hear every word your saying,” I suddenly spoke.
This gave the nine of them quite a shock as most of them had never heard me talk.
“Who are you and what do you want,” said a blue pegasus as it flew right up to my face.
“First off I will be asking the questions here and second back the fuck up.”
“Hey i’m the great Rainbow Dash element of loyalty you can’t talk to me like that.”
“Ahh so your a homosexual as your hair suggests.”
“What I am not gay.”
“Sure you aren’t but will you please go back to your seat while the adults talk.”
“Grrrrr,” she quietly growled at me before floating back to her seat.
“Good,” I said to her once she was in her seat. “Now shall we get started with the questions.”
“Oh yes I have so many to ask you!” said the excited purple pegacorn.
“I’ll be asking the questions while the rest of you answer got it.”
“Hey Twilight is a princess you cant talk to her like that,” said the large green drake.
“Do not interrupt me again got it,” I said with a great amount of force in my words.
The drake looked as if he was going to reply before the white pegacorn interrupted him.
“Quiet all of you I have promised this being that because he saved us we will answer his questions.”
After her words the began to quiet down.
“Good now mr creature would you like to begin.”
“Yes and you may refer to me as Alpha,” I said using the first name that came to mind.
“Ok Alpha are there any questions you have?”
“Yes there are quite a few.”
“Well then let’s get started.”
[3 hours later]
I had managed to get my hands on a map as well as quite a few history books. I had also learned their names and that they were ponies not horses and alicorns not pegacorns. Delta had also recorded the whole conversation and at the moment we were on our way back to what was called their throne room.
When we arrived I saw three earth ponies covering up the hole I had made.
“Hey what are you doing?”
They turned to me and stepped back a few paces as I ran up and blasted their hard work to dust once again revealing the hole.
“What the buck man we were trying to fix that hole,” one of them yelled.
“I need to use it to return to my home now move.”
“No not until you apologize for ruining our hard work.”
“No you will move now.”
“Apologize.”
“Ok I am sorry you are too incompetent to understand the word move.”
“You will never enter there again beast,” he said stepping aside to reveal that his friends had once agin sealed the hole.
Instead on just sitting there I turned it to dust again and kicked the small earth pony to the side before jumping down the hole.
Author's Note
Hope you like this chapter and as always criticism and ideas that I can build off of are welcomed
[3 days after first encounter with the ponies]
(POV John/Alpha)
I was sitting in one of the main laboratories with my legs propped up on an deactivated control panel. Directly in front of me was a large screen playing a recorded movie from 2016. The movie’s name was Deadpool and i’ll have to say it was pretty entertaining.
“Sir I do believe you should see this.”
“What is it Delta?”
“It would be best if you follow me,” he said as I got up and paused the movie.
“What is it?”
“It would seem as though the ponies followed us down the hole.”
“How do you know?”
“I set up multiple security cameras while you were gone and I also built a security room by augmenting some of the screens,” in front of us were four large screens each depicting a different part of the cave systems.
“Well where are they?”
“Wait,” he calmly stated before pointing out a screen with the android’s hand. “Look!”
“What the hell are they doing down here?” I said while looking at the screen designated as C3. “Are they near the base at all?”
“If they continue down their path they will undoubtedly find the entrance to our base.”
“How far are they?”
“Most likely one mile away from the door.”
“Good i’m going out there to stop them from coming any closer.”
“How sir?”
“Are there any corridors branching off of the one leading to the doors?”
“Yes sir there are quite a few.”
“Now what i’m going to do is hide in one of these corridors just behind C2 and when they get close i’ll run out of that corridor and talk to them.”
“What will you say?”
“I’ll tell them to leave.”
“Sir what would you like me to do?”
“Watch the screens and tell me when they get close.”
“Yes sir.”
(POV Celestia)
My self along with Luna, Twilight, and her friends were currently walking down a large cave. This cave was different though it seemed as though it had been mined and had chunks of crystal ripped from it.
“Sister what do you think he will do when he finds out we are here?”
“I don’t know Luna but it does not matter we are all at full strength so if he attacked he could not harm us in any way.”
“I still believe we should be careful.”
“So do I Luna.”
“Princess?”
“Yes,” I said to the small voice that turned out to be Fluttershy. “What do you need?”
“Well what if Alpha wants us to leave?”
“We own these caves,” Luna answered for me. “So if he refuses to leave we will make him.”
“But he has probably been here more often then us so shouldn’t that make this his home?”
“Yes it would and we will talk to him in a manner that will not make him believe we have harmful intent,” I answered this time before Luna.
“That is quite a good Idea Princess because what you saw in the throne room was but a fraction of my power,” spoke a deep voice from the shadows of a corridor to our left.
“Who are you?”
“Have you forgotten me already Celestia?” said the voice.
“Well what is your name?”
“Surely you know me,” said the voice that was revealed to be Alpha.
“Oh Alpha you scared a few of us for a second.”
“Good.”
“What do you mean good?”
“I was trying to scare you enough so you’d leave but instead I believe we must talk about this.”
“Creature these caves belong to us and you are tresspassing so I Princess Luna of Equestria am ordering you to leave!” Luna stated in a quick and strong reply.
“You do not own these caves child,” he said to us. “I have been here for years and I have claimed these caves as my own.”
“Hey you,” shouted Rainbow.
“Yes what is it my homosexual acquaintance?”
“First I am not gay and second you can’t talk to a Princess like that!” she yelled.
“Ha your kind make me laugh you believe you could force me from my home, ” he turned to stare at me before continuing. “Now are we going to talk like civilized beings or are we going to fight like barbarians.”
“I would like to talk in a civilized manner,” I quickly replied not allowing Rainbow or Luna any time to interject.
“Good I was hoping you wouldn’t have as much aggression as your counter part does.”
(POV Delta)
It was interesting to watch John converse with the ponies. They each had a different nature to them and went about things differently. Although the one who John has designated as gay rainbow has almost as much testosterone coursing through her body as a normal male human. I established a connection with John and sent him a message of my findings on the ponies and my data about them.
Looking to my right I saw the thing I had been trying to keep secret for so long but would reveal when John returned. Half of the gene banks had been destroyed in an earthquake about two thousand years ago. What was even worse was the fact that if we did not start the process soon the human DNA would never work without high mutations.
Turning back to the screen I saw John conversing with the one designated as Celestia. Celestia was some what odd. She seemed to have great control over the world’s energies. They called it magic. Of course this was not true because they were just mutants able to manipulate the energy much like John could do with his suit.
I saw out of the corner of my vision I saw something happen. It would seem that the blue pegasus had kicked John in the stomach and knocked him off his feet.
“This isn’t good.”
(POV RD)
He called me gay I mean it only happened once so that doesn’t make me gay right. My anger was boiling over and I needed to do something to get my anger down. I was going to fly away and out of the caverns until I heard Alphas words.
“It is interesting that a species of your type would so easily allow homosexual marriage especially since many of you males look female and could cause the population rates to go down when they find male partners.”
It was too much it seemed as though this guy had a personal hatred for anything that deviated from regular social standards.
“Why you!” I flew forward and kicked him right in the gut and launched him back about six feet.
“Rainbow!” yelled Fluttershy as she ran towards the downed creature. “How could you do this?”
“He was insulting many people I knew and I wouldn’t stand for it.”
“Oh little creature you have started something that you cannot finish,” Alpha stated before rising and launching a golden wave which sent me flying back at least thrice as far as my kick had done to him. “You will all leave NOW!”
“Why did you do that?” shy asked.
“Because she attacked first,” he said before getting up and walking down deeper into the caves.
(POV John/Alpha)
Ha idiots they believed that I am just a child and yet I am at least 960,000 years older than them. Their peace loving nature will be their end.
“Sir?”
“What?”
“I saw you small battle and I would like to notify you that the large blue one is still following you.”
“What do you perceive the best course of action would be?”
“Fire a couple shots behind you and see if that scares her off.”
“Thanks.”
After our small conversation, I turned around and activated my thermal sensors. After a few moments of searching the dark corridor I saw a small amount of body heat poking out from one of the large crystals. As I continued watching I saw her head stick out and was able to confirm her identity. After identifying her I fired of a few golden blasts.
“ZAP ZAP ZAP!”
(POV Luna)
I had decided to follow the unruly beast into the depths of the crystal caverns. I was still able to see him when he stopped and I quickly hid behind a crystal just large enough to shield my body. It seem like he was talking to somepony. After his conversation abruptly ended he turned around and looked straight at me before firing three golden magic blasts from his hand.
“ZAP ZAP ZAP!”
I quickly moved my entire body to the left before the blasts could hit me. Once they past I looked after them to see what they would have done to me.
“BOOM BOOM BOOM!”
What I saw was a large Dimond get demolished by the three blasts.
“Stop following me child I am busy.”
How does he know i’m here.
“Please leave before the next blast hits you.”
Maybe I should go.
“Fine I will leave you in peace beast,” I said before teleporting away.
(POV John/Alpha)
Good she has left now I can finally return home. Wait where is home.
“Delta where am I?”
“You are currently heading in the wrong direction but if you move forward a bit more there should be a corridor to your left that will lead to the base.”
“Ok also how do you know these things?”
“Remember how I set up the cameras?”
“Yeah.”
“Well I had a small rover so I sent it on a path through the caves so that I would have a map.”
“No sir actually the rover create a surprising amount of heat so it would not be cool but hot.”
“You know what I mean.”
“No I do not because I am a robot beep boop beep beep.”
“Smartass.”
Author's Note
Just so you know I do not hate homosexuals I just put that in there so I could write about rainbow's aggression and how she was easily defeated.
Also this fic is not going to turn out all dark and evil like my other one. I am planning for only the first few chapters to be this way.
And finally I would like to say thank you for your criticism
(POV John/Alpha)
I had just gotten down to my base at around two o'clock and the duel was scheduled for six. This gave me around three hours but i wanted to be early so I would leave at around five.
“Delta guess what.”
“What?”
“I’m gonna become a fucking noble.”
“Did you do a favor for Celestia or Luna?”
“No all I did was get challenged to a duel.”
“Against who?”
“Some bratty pegasus noble.”
“So is this a duel to the death?”
“I don’t know but the dude had steam blowing out of his nose by the time our conversation was done.”
“Don’t you mean argument?”
“No it was just a heated conversation.”
(POV Noble who’s name I don’t care about)
“Sir are you doing alright?” asked the butler at the front door to my mansion.
“No.”
“What is wrong if I may ask?”
“I have recently challenged a creature to a duel for what we own.”
“So if he dies you get his possessions and if you die it’s the other way around.”
“Correct but I won’t be dining because I have a secret weapon.”
“What sort of weapon?”
“Follow me and i’ll show you.”
“Yes sir.”
“This great weapon was found in the jungles of the east and was being guarded by a tribe of gorillas.”
“What is this great weapon that they possessed?”
“They did not have a name for it but said it was created by their gods the ancient ones.”
“What does it do?” the butler asked as his employer pulled out a musket like object.
“It does this,” I said while pointing the object at him and pulling the trigger.
“Sir what are you doi-
“ZAP!” was the sound made as a golden beam blasted forth from the end of the barrel and incinerated the butler’s upper torso.
“Oh well I guess I better clean this up.”
“ZAP!”
(POV John/Alpha)
“Hey Celly hows it going,” I said to the solar goddess as I once agin blasted out of the hole in the floor.
“First off don’t call me that and second do you even know the rules of this duel?”
“Nah but I guess I’ll jus beat him up till he gives up.”
“Noble duels are usually just like that but I want you to be careful not to beat him up too much.”
“Fine I won’t break him unless he tries to kill me.”
“Now let us go to the gardens it is almost time for the duel.”
“Awesome.”
(POV Noble)
“Now you know the deal correct?”
“Sure thing boss man,” said the gruff voice of an earth pony stallion.
“So all we have to do is grab him when you say the words “Now you shall know my wrath” ?”
“Correct.”
“And our payment?”
“After I win.”
“Fine,” the second stallion said with a huff.
“Good now go up to the gardens and hide while I prepare for the duel.”
(POV Twilight)
I had decided to attend the duel even though spike advised that I didn’t.
“Twilight are you ok?” asked my coltfriend Flash Sentry.
“I am fine.”
“Ok you just spaced out is all.”
“I’m just thinking is all.”
“Ok.”
“So where am I supposed to meet this dude?” said the deep voice that belonged to Alpha.
“Over here,” replied Celestia.
“Hello princess,” I shouted
“Hello Twilight.”
(POV John/Alpha)
“Ah so you decided to show up beast,” came the voice of the brat.
“Oh yeah I came I’m just surprised your mommy let you come.”
“I’ll have you know that she believes that what i’m doing is protecting the family honor.”
“Ok then if you want to protect your honor then that’s fine with me.”
“Whatever beast but now prepare to taste steel,” he said and drew a gilded sword from a overly decorated case.
“Hahahahaha oh god your gonna make me cry.”
“You should cry in the face of this mighty blade.”
“No I mean cry while laughing because you are most definitely using that thing as compensation for your tiny dick.”
“No I am not.”
“Your right you don’t even have anything to compensate for.”
“Argh today you will die.”
“Nah it’s not my time yet,” I said as I drew my own blade.
(POV Celestia)
Are they really just going to sit here and insult each other all day.
“Now I do not like battle but will you please go ahead and fight because I have better things to do today.”
“Princess I am only warning this beast of what could happen to it.”
“That is fine my little pony but now,” she raised her hands into the air. “Let the duel commence!”
“Thank you for starting the duel princ-oof.”
“Ha take that ya little fucker.”
(POV Noble)
“You dare interrupt me while I am speaking!”
“Yeah I do.”
“You shall die beast!” I yelled and charged forward.
“Not today!”
(POV Alpha)
This faggot actually thinks he can beat me. I have run hundreds of training simulations against greater warriors than him.
“Die!” he yelled as he tried to spear me on his sword.”
“Nope,” I said and dodged to the right.
“Stand still so I can kill you!”
“How about no.”
“CLANG!” was the sound that rang out when our blades clashed together.
I pushed him off of me knocking him onto his back and then I raised my sword in the air before stabbing down towards his left leg. Unfortunately he rolled out of the way.
“Now you shall know my wrath!” he yelled.
“Really why are you yelling that I easily have the upper hand,” I said not noticing the two large stallions rushing me from behind until they tackled me to the ground and held me there.
“Now who has the upper hand,” he said as he pulled something off his side.
“What the hell man that’s cheating.”
“There’s no rules in true battle and as such there are no rules here.”
Finally he pulled the pistol like object from his side and pointed it at me.
“What is that.”
“A weapon that was guarded by a gorilla tribe in the jungle. Well it was guarded until I slaughtered them and stole their artifact.”
“But what does it do?”
“This,” he said while pulling the trigger and incinerating the top half of a large statue.
“Well I planned on you doing something like this and brought my own backup.”
(POV Random guard)
“Thump.”
“Thump.”
“Thump.”
What is that strange noise?
“Thump.”
“Thump.”
“Thump.”
It sounds like hoof steps but larger.
“Thump.”
“Thump.”
“Thump,” around the corner came a large robotic creature with some sort of cannon strapped to it’s right arm and some triple barrel musket on his left.
“Identify yourself!” I yelled.
“I am Delta.”
“Well Delta what do you want?”
“To assist Alpha in his indevor.”
“Umm do you know where he is?”
“…no.”
“Follow me and you can see him.”
(POV John/Alpha)
What the hell is that thing and how is it still intact?
“How is that still here it’s been nearly a million years.”
“As I said before it was protected by a tribe of gorillas who made sure it didn’t fall to time.”
“Thump.”
“Thump.”
“Thump.”
“What is that damn noise?” said one of the thugs on top of me.
“It’s your worst nightmare.”
“It’s Celestia wearing a banana suit and trying to rape me.”
“What no it’s Delta.”
“Hello sir would you like for me to dispose of these pitiful mercenaries for you,” said the android that had just exited the castle doors.
“Yes that would be very helpful.”
(POV Mercenary #1)
The large robot thing pointed the cannon it carried straight at us.
“What in the buck,” my companion said as a dim glow formed within the cannon.
As the glow got brighter so did my fear that something was off.
“Lets get out of here," he said before jumping off of the creature we were holding down.
“BOOM!”
A large beam of green light shot out of the cannon incinerating him and turning the ground to molten rock.
“Oh buck,” I said before running off just like he did but before I could get ten hooves I hear a sound.
“ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!”
A group of green energy bolts tore through my mid section.
“Uhg,” was the only sound I could make as I fell to the ground.
(POV Noble)
“How did you do that,” were the only words I got out before I was kicked in the face.
“I didn’t do it delta did,” the beast said pointing to his robotic friend.
“What are you?”
“Your worst nightmare,” came it’s metallic voice.
(POV John/Alpha)
“That was cool but it’s time to finish this.”
Raising my right hand I incased him in a golden glow and lifted him off the ground.
“What are you doing?”
“Something cool but before I do any last words?”
“What do you mean last words your not gonna kill me right.”
“You were gonna kill me so i’m just doing the same,” I said putting my left hand against the right and pulling it away.
“AHHHHH!” was the shriek he let out as his organs exited his body and flopped to the ground.
Off to the side I could hear a few ponies throwing up.
“FATALITY!” Delta said in a dark voice.
Author's Note
I hope you like this chapter because it took me a while to figure out what to write.
I also hope you like the fact that the noble had some ancient weapon.
And finnaly what did you think of the final kill.
I feel like shit so the chapter will be once again delayed. bare with me please.
(POV Celestia)
Outside I could hear the clanging of metal as my guards fought the invaders. Who they were we
did not know but we knew they came to steal the throne. Alpha why did you have to leave us in
our time of desperate need.
“BOOM!”
They were trying to break in.
“BOOM!”
I wish I had Luna beside me but they already stopped her.
“BOOM!”
And now it’s just me.
“BOOM!”
“CRACK!”
I watched as the door broke apart from the force of the magical blast and multiple heavily
armored beasts flooded into the room.
“Ahh hello there Celestia,” said the largest of the beasts.
“Who are you?” I shouted.
He removed his helmet being very carful not to scratch the antlers on his head.
“We are your masters. We are the Caribou.
“AHHHHHHHH!” I screamed and jerked awake in my bed.
“SISTER!” screamed Luna as she teleported into my room. “What is wrong?”
“The dream it almost felt real like a vision of the future.”
“It’s over now sister but you need to get up it’s almost time for day court.”
“WHAT!”
(POV Alpha)
So i’m a noble now and i’m just sitting in my seat at day court because I had a question for Celestia.
“Hello my little ponies,” said the princess as she walked through the doors and up to her throne.
All of the others stood and in unison stated.
“Welcome mighty princess.”
Wow really Celestia.
“Now my little ponies as you may have noticed there is somepony new in day court.”
The nobles all looked directly at me most of them with curiosity but some of them had looks of hate.
“His name is Alpha and because he won a duel against another noble he has taken his place.”
“Hello my friends how are you doing.”
“Princess you can’t be serious there is no way this ape could possibly be a noble?”
“Well he is and he’s not an ape.”
“Actually Celestia he’s not all that wrong. You see my species evolved from apes and into humans.”
“Ha so you are an ape!”
“Sort of but not really so your still wrong.”
“Enough with this bickering!” shouted Celestia. “We are here to discuss the many needs that you have brought to me.”
“Alright let’s get on with it Princess,” I said and heard at least six noble growl.
“Now because its Alpha’s first time here he is going to get to ask first.”
Surprisingly none of the nobles argued with her about this. Maybe its a common thing to do.
“Thank you Princess. Now I would like to know if I would be allowed to go on an expedition into the great forests where this was found?” I asked holding up the unknown weapon.
“You do not need to ask my permission to go on an expedition as long as you have the required funds.”
“Oh that’s great.”
“The only thing you must know is that if a noble is to leave equestrian he must be accompanied by at least two guards.”
“Wait what?”
“I believe you heard me the first time.”
“Does Delta count?” I hesitantly asked.
“Yes he does count because as we have recently seen he is quite...capable in battle.”
“And I get to choose the guard.”
“Or you may hire one. There are plenty of mercenaries out there.”
“Thank you Celestia. You have done more than just answer my questions,” these were the last words I said before heading towards the exit.
(POV Celestia)
It was after day court and I was beginning to worry about my decision with Alpha.
“Princess are you alright?” asked one of my personal guards.
“Yes I am just thinking on a recent vision I had in my sleep.”
“Was it a vision of something bad or good?”
“It is something that has me concerned.”
“Concerned?”
“It was a vision of an invasion.”
“Changelings?” the guard said with a slight growl.
“Calm yourself Spear Head. There is no need to worry about changelings.”
“Then what was it princess?”
“It was a creature that called itself a Caribou.”
“It doesn’t sound that menacing.”
“Names do not define the creature they represent.”
“Would you like me to double the guard?”
“Yes please do.”
(POV 3rd place canterlot)
It was a bright and sunny day in Canterlot. Children were playing, shopkeepers were busy, and nobles were whining. Yes this beautiful city was filled with happiness and love. Almost all of Canterlot was happy…almost. In the lower sections there sat a beggar who barely had ten bits in his hat. He was missing his right leg and arm, which were unfortunately crushed by a falling building during the first changeling invasion. He had only just gotten by thanks to the many children that passed by him each day and offered to buy him some food. Maybe some day he could afford a prosthetic leg or arm.
“Hello there,” said an unknown voice above him.
“Who is it,” he said as he slowly looked up at the creature in front of him.
It was completely covered in body armor and carried both a sword on his back and some form of weapon.
“My name is Alpha and i’m here to tell you it’s your lucky day.”
“Me lucky HA!” the beggar half heartedly laughed at him. “How am I lucky.”
“Because I need some help and you look perfect for the job.”
“Are you blind?”
“No my vision is actually quite good.”
“And what would my job be?”
“You will learn about it when we arrive at my home.”
“And how will I get there?”
“Like this,” Alpha said and raised his now glowing hand.
The beggar was covered in golden magic and lifted off the ground.
(POV Beggar)
“Ahhh!” I yelled in surprise. “what are you doing?”
“I thought that we had come to an agreement but if you don’t want the five thousand bits than i’ll just find someone else.”
“Wait just a second did you say five thousand?!”
“Why yes I did but if you are uninterested I will put you down.”
“Hey hey hey I never said I wasn’t interested.”
“Well then are you interested.”
“Yes I am.”
(POV Alpha)
That was easier than I thought. The guy nearly had a heart attack when I said five thousand.
“Sir I regret to inform you that the pony you have picked is missing an arm and a leg.”
“I know that Delta and that is why I had the steel, copper, and gold delivered to you.”
“I still need more information sir.”
“I want you to build him a arm and a leg.”
“I will need a body map first sir.”
“Just scan a butler.”
“Yes sir.”
“And if it is possible make him a set of enhancing armor so that the weight on his side is balanced.”
“I will see what I can do sir and by the way why are you being so kind?”
“I’m going to try not being a dick for a change and see where it takes me.”
“Alright sir.”
(POV Beggar)
Five thousand was the only thing I could think about. Five thousand bits.
“I am sure you would like to know the nature of your job.”
“Yeah that would be great.”
“You are going to be assisting me while I go on an expedition and before you mention you missing limbs I will tell you that I have a friend making you new ones.”
“Wait new limbs for free?”
“Only if you accept the job.”
“Why wouldn’t I accept it. I mean five thousand bits and new limbs that’s the best deal I've ever heard.”
“Im glad you think so because we’ve arrived,” my new employer said and turned my just enough to see the large mansion doors open.
“Wow…”
“Heh ya like it?”
”It’s cool.”
“Won it off a noble.”
“How?”
“In a death battle.”
“Death battle?” I slowly repeated suddenly becoming a little afraid of Alpha.
“Yeah.”
“Did you um…kill him.”
“Yes I did but there is no need for you to worry,” he quickly replied. “He issued me a challenge and I accepted.”
“If it was a challenge then It’s legal right?”
“Yes.”
“Umm by the way my name is Careless Whisper”
“Nice to meet you.”
“So not to be pushy but do you have my prosthetics yet?”
“Do not worry I automatically assumed someone in you state would be quite excited for new limbs.”
“Oh so…do you have them?”
“Allow me to ask my friend,” Alpha calmly stated before putting his hand to the side of his helmet.
My mind had begun to wonder into space by the time he had finished doing whatever he was doing and I was only snapped out of my stupor by a slap to the face.
“Ow what was that for?” I questioned.
“I said your name at least five times.”
“Oh heh sorry.”
“Must have been some day dream,” he mumbled and waved causing me to float behind him.
Wonder what my prosthetics will be made out of? Probably something cheap like plastic or wood. Although with a mansion the size of this one he could probably make it out of anything. Maybe even gold but that was just far out thinking. Gold was the second most expensive substance in the world. It was only ever beat by a Saddle Arabian metal that could only be found in the treacherous desert oasis. This oasis was unlike any other not only did it house various monsters it also stretched on for miles and some considered it a jungle rather than an oasis.
“CLANG!” was the loud metallic sound that pulled me from my thoughts.
“Ahh what the buck!” I yelled in fear.
“Ha ha ha ha ha,” came the loud laugh of Alpha. “You should have seen the look on your face.”
“Sir that was quite immature of you,” said a new voice to my left.
“What the hay are you?!” I yelled at the large metal beast.
“My name is delta. I am a self aware computer who was created to assist Alpha with anything he needs.”
“Ok that’s intersti- ahh!” I once again yelled as I was tilted and lowered onto what looked like a medical bed. “What?”
“Don’t worry this won’t hurt a bit,” said Delta as he strapped a mask over my face and slowly stuck a needle in my arm.
“I feel sleepy…good night,” I said in a dreamy state.
(POV Alpha)
“Excellent Simithers…I mean Delta begin the process.”
“Yes sir.”
I heard the various sounds of tools being activated as Delta began insert certain enhancements and to attach the robotic limbs onto our new friend.
Author's Note
Thank you GrandSpear for the new OC's name.
Ufo filled with cargo and weapons
Cybran naval crawlers(look em up)
Area 51
P.s. Should Careless get switched by caribou later on or should Alpha get switched
Author's Note
Y'all better vote
Anger Management is my middle name
Author's Note
This Chapter will include visions of the future
and
Sexual scenes
Anger Management is my middle name
(POV Careless Whisper)
Where am I? What is this place?
"Ah good your awake," said a slightly robotic voice.
"Who's there?"
"Don't move to quickly."
"Who are you?"
"I am Delta."
"Where am I?"
"You are in Hell."
"WHAT!"
"That was just meant as a joke."
"That wasn't cool at all."
"You are correct that it wouldn't be cool to go to hell," said the robotic voice. "It would be hot."
".....Really," I said while facehoofing with my left arm. "Wait I have a left arm."
"Yes you do," said a new voice.
"Who are you."
"Well I would be the one who picked you up a week ago," said the new figure.
"Wait i've been asleep for a week!?"
"That would be correct."
"Sir why are you not using your voice modifier?"
"If I want to make a good impression then I have to be myself."
"Why were you not the same with the princesses?"
"Because the nerdy purple girl was there and she would want to study me."
"She still wants to study you."
"Yeah...but I did get to act like a complete badass."
"Sir you are acting quite immature for your age."
"HEY!!!"
"Inside voice please."
"What the buck is going on here?"
"Here's the short version," before he could even begin a blur of pink shot out of a small crack in the wall and started talking.
"Wellhellomynameispinkiepiehowyadoin!" (Well hello my name is pinkie pie how ya doin!)
"Uhmmm good."
"Thatissuperdyduperdygreat." (That is superdy duperdy great)
"Why are you here?"
"Ohthatsrighttheauthorwantedmetotellyoutheshortversionbutunfortunatelyi'vegottago!"
"Um bye," were the two words that left my lips as the pink blur shot off. "Do you know her?"
"Nope."
"That would be a negative."
"Well buck."
(POV Alpha)
Ha this was easier than I thought. Thank that purple nerd for her help.
"How did she help again sir?"
"In return for me giving her blueprints to the camera and many other high tech stuffs. She lended me that freak of nature named pinkie pie."
"Ah yes that.....thing."
"HEY!"
"What?"
"Does my arm and leg do anything special?"
"..."
"What?"
"You can fuckin walk and your askin about upgrades."
"Well...."
"You...Can...Walk."
"Heh heh heh...."
"And your left arm turns into a laser cannon."
"Awesome!"
"Just be careful with it ok."
"Sure thi- BOOM!"
"Delta damage report?"
"He shot the hot tub."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
(POV Luna)
"Where am I?"
"You are in your cage whore."
"Who are you?"
"You ask that every morning. I guess your still hoping this is all a dream."
"It is a dream."
"No it's a living nightmare and I am it's creator."
"Well then who are you?"
"I am The king of the Caribou."
"Sister~ where are you?"
"Ah there is your sister."
"Celestia!"
"Oh Luna dear just give in already," she calmly stated before getting on her knees before the Caribou. "You just have to feel the warmth and you'll just take it all in."
"Yes Luna take it all in."
"Mmphmm," was all that could be heard from Celestia. "Mmphm mmmmm."
"See she knows here place now you must know your's."
"Noooooo-mmmmphmmm!"
(POV Night Guard #1)
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"Princess!" I yelled bursting through the door. "What is the matter?"
"Do not worry my guard it for it was just a dream."
"Are you sure your ok?"
"No."
"Would you like me to wait here until you calm down?"
"That would be nice...as long as you don't ever tell anypony."
"Ok princess I won't."
"Thank you...."
"My name is dark wing."
"Ah yes thank you Dark Wing."
(POV Alpha)
"What the hell is this thing?" I said after turning on my voice modifier.
"That would be the friendship express," said Careless who now wore skinny jeans and a blue sweatshirt over a aqua blue T-shirt.
"What the hell type of name is that?"
"It runs on the powers of friendship...and coal."
"The powers of friendship?"
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Stop your both acting like children," yelled the tin can who was named Delta.
"ALPHA!!!" yelled a high pitched voice.
"Oh shit it's the book horse!"
"Oh look it's the princess of friendship," said Careless with a slight squeal.
"Sir it appears your nemesis is here too."
"Wait who is your nemesis?"
"Designation Gay Rainbow."
"You mean rainbow dash."
"Yeah."
"What's so bad about her."
"I made a joke and she kicked me."
"What type of joke?"
"A homophobe joke."
"Asshole."
"Sir I agree with Careless you are indeed an Asshole."
"Shut it ya tin can."
"It would be quite beneficial to us if you...oh how do you humans say it?" Delta seemed to get lost in thought for a few seconds. "Oh! you should play nice."
"Fine i'll be uhggg...nice"
(POV Twilight)
Wow I wonder why Alpha is here. Could it be about that weapon the noble had.
"Twilight slow down!" yelled Rainbow Dash.
"I can't Rainbow."
"What do you mean you can't?"
"I mean i'm late for the train!"
"What about the others?"
"...uh oh."
"That's right Twi you forgot your friends."
"Um well...wait a second is that Careless?"
"Careless and Alpha together?"
"I think so."
"No bucking way."
"Ah called it Rainbow," said Applejack once she caught up to us. "Now give me my bits."
"What did you bet on?" I asked.
"Whether or not that Alpha feller was gay."
"I bet he wasn't," was Rainbow's reply."
(POV Delta)
"What did you bet on? Whether or not that Alpha feller was gay. I bet he wasn't."
"Sir I believe I should notify you of something."
"What is it Delta?"
"Sir it seems they believe you are gay."
"WHAT!
(POV Cadence)
Oh the crystal cock has made this wonderful life for us mares. So so wonderful.
"Cadence come here please."
Ooh Shining was home. He was always the biggest of them all. Even bigger than the caribou.
"I'm a little hard. Come and take care of this for me.
"Yes master," I said before wrapping my mouth around the large head of his cock. I then began to slowly bob up and down on his cock but I was taken by surprise when another large cock penetrated my ass.
"Shining how are you?"
"I am well King Dain. how are you?"
"I am doing fine but I have not come here to chat."
"Then what have you come for?"
"The rebellion. Have you found it?"
"Not yet sir but we are getting close."
"Have it done by Hearths Warming Eve or i'll find someone who can."
"But sir that only five mont-
"Have it done."
"Y-yes sir."
"SLURP!" was the only sound that left Cadence as she sucked her master's dick and took the king in her ass.
(POV Alpha)
"Heytherejustincaseyouforgoti'mPINKIEPIE!"
"FOR THE HUNDREDTH FUCKING TIME YES I KNOW YOU NAME!!!"
"Ohcoolbythewayareyougay?"
"No i'm not gay. Why the fuck do you think that?!"
"Ooooh you said a naughty word mister. Now I have to wash out you moth with soap."
"I swear to God that if you touch me I'll blast you to the moon."
"You should respect other ponies."
"Well you should respect your elders!"
"Hey quiet down back there," shouted the orange pony from the front of the coach.
"How about you make me bitch."
"Thats it ahm comin back there."
"Bring it ya slutty hick!"
"What did you call me?"
"Sorry if you didn't hear me. Your ears must be clogged full of jizz!
"Shut it ya varmint."
"No you."
"Uhg come back here."
"YOINK!" , I shouted and stole her hat.
(POV Delta)
"I am sorry for his behavior. He must have forgotten his medication...again."
"Can you get him to stop?"
"Unfortunately I can't miss Twilight."
"Please just call me Twilight."
"Ok Twilight."
"So how did you and Alpha meet?"
"969,018 years ago Jo-Alpha's father created me."
"969,018 years!"
"Did I stutter?"
"Well no but I just didn't believe you."
"It was a rhetorical question."
"Oh ok."
"GIVE BACK MY HAT!!!"
"SHIT SHIT SHIT DELTA HELP ME!!!"
"Sorry sir but you deserve this."
(POV Careless)
"CARELESS HELP ME!!!"
"Inside voice."
"Come and fucking help me ya cypony!"
"Alright alright i'm coming."
"What does he mean cypony?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"He means this," I said and transformed my arm into a cannon.
"Woah...Awesome."
"Miss Applejack I would highly advise you to step away from my employer."
"But ah need my hat."
"Alpha return her hat or I will disclose some very valuable in formation of yours."
"What type of information?" asked Twilight."
"Well I Promised JOH-
"WAIT!" Alpha yelled. "Here take back your damn hat."
"Now that that is settled lets all enjoy a nice and peaceful train ride."
(POV Morgan "GOD" Freeman)
Ahhh Ponyville. A small and peaceful town just a few miles from Canterlot but this is no normal town it is the home to the Elements of harmony Laughter, generosity, honesty, loyalty, kindness, and magic. These six elements all form the magic of friendship and with the magic of friendship you can defeat anything.
"What the hell is this bullshit?"
Shut up Alpha I'm trying to introduce the chapter.
"What?"
The author called in a favor.
"Oh ok."
Now then back to the intro. Th-
"Hey Morgan."
Stop breaking the fourth wall Pinkie. Your going to make the author angry.
"Ok ok bye bye."
Now then back to the intr
(POV Alpha)
"YAWN!!!"
"Hello sir it is good to see you awake."
"What do you mean awake?"
"After antagonizing Applejack you soon fell asleep."
"Perfect. Hey where's Careless?"
"The element of generosity offered him some new clothing."
"Do you have any idea where they are?" I asked and slowly sat up finally noticing that I had been sleeping on a park bench."And where are we?"
"We are currently in a park."
"No shit sherlock."
"I would suggest we go find them."
"Yeah that's probably a good idea. Especially with all of the ponies staring at us." I calmly stated in front of the few dozen ponies.
"Clank clink Clank clink Clank!" rang out a loud metallic sound.
"Excuse me sir but you are not allowed to sleep there."
"Sorry about that."
"It is alright but please don't do it again."
"Oh don't worry I won't"
"Sir I believe it would be a good idea to find the princess's castle."
"Oh so you are Alpha," stated a slightly surprised guard. "I didn't expect you to be so large."
"That's what she said."
"That was very inappropriate sir," said delta while the guards struggled to hold in their laughter.
"Faggot" I said in a quiet voice.
"Sir your microphone is still on."
"Shit."
"I don't know exactly what is going on but the princess sent me to find you."
"I wonder why/"
"She seemed to believe you got lost."
"HA me lost never."
"Sir I believe it would be in our benefit to follow the guard."
"Fine let's go."
(POV Twilight)
I was currently pacing around my castle and somehow wearing a hole in the crystal floor, when Alpha was finally brought in by my guards.
"-ant me to do an impersonation of Twilight?" he said to the guards that were following him.
"It looks like she isn't here so it should be fine," the guard said as he looked around for me but not seeing me behind a pillar.
"Ok here I go," Alpha said before his helmet made an odd noise and my own voice started to spew from it. "Oh Alpha it's so big can I please touch it?"
"HAHAHAHAHA," laughed all of the guards.
"Mmmm and it smells delicious," another round of laughter. "Please Alpha give it to me give me the popsicle and whipped cream," and another. "I just love the taste," and another. "Please it tastes better that my daddy's popsicle," and then there were a few seconds of silence and I thought it was over until.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is amazing," Shouted out the captain of the guard.
"Oh and I just love all of the guards' popsicles too."
"HAHAHAHAHA I-I can't breath."
"AHEM!" I coughed to let them know of my presence.
"OH hello princess we didn't notice you," said a shivering guard. "We were just bringing Alpha to you."
"Thank you," I quietly said. "Now please LEAVE!!!"
(POV Delta)
"Note to self," It seems that all female ponies posses quite large lungs, which allow them to yell louder than a sonic boom. It also seems I will need to install a large noise compensator for dealing with this species. In other news it seems that Alpha is currently getting beaten with a large magically levitating piano.
"-ND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!"
"Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow."
I am still unable to determine whether or not he requires assistance. So because of this unfortunate circumstance I have decided to just video tape the current battle. "End note."
(POV Careless)
"Ah darling that color looks absolutely perfect on you."
"Really?"
"Yes really although it is a shame that your robotic prosthetics can't change color."
"Oh yeah but I bet if we got Pinkie to help us paint my prosthetics."
"Oh what a wonderful idea darling."
"Hey can I have some help!" shouted the small voice of spike, who had somehow been buried underneath a pile of fabrics.
"Oops sorry about that Spikey Wikey," said Rarity as she levitated the fabrics.
"No problem Rarity."
"BOOM!"
"What was that?!" I shouted in surprise.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" came a loud and girlish scream.
"CRASH!"
Rarity and I quickly ran outside with Spike right on our heels. Once behind Rarity's home we found a large and smoking crater.
"Hello," I curiously asked keeping my cannon trained on the crater.
"Want a popsicle," asked the dazed voice of Alpha.
"What flavor?" I asked the clearly damaged Alpha.
"Di-
"AHHH YOU BASTARD YOU EMBARRASSED ME RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE GUARD FORCE!!!" Screamed a enraged Twilight who was carrying an upside down Delta.
"Alert alert energy readings spiking!" he repeated over and over as we all watched a large ball of purple energy form above her.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!" she screamed as she released the large magical blast.
"Oh shit," were the only two words I could mutter before I was blinded by a white light and heard a single word.
"Yoink."
Author's Note
Ya'll I am so sorry for being delayed. Ive had some stuff going on lately.
p.s. I also went on a few vacations so yeah.
Due to my computer slowly dying I will not be updating for quite a while and while I am away I shall try to figure out how to explain the new chapter better.
As always criticism is welcome but hate ain't.
Do not worry anymore for I have returned from my grave to bring many great adventures to our hero.
I will be back in January after Christmas. Think of it as a late gift.
Author's Note
Back bitches!!!
Brackman
(POV Alpha)
“YOINK!”
“Uhg….” I couldn’t feel anything. “what the hell.” I could barley see past the warning signal on my HUD. “Where am I.” I asked myself as I looked past the red words and into the endless darkness. I began to feel light headed and realized I was slowly blacking out. “No…this is bad…must…stay…awake……” My eyes closed just as I saw a shimmering silver light coming into view. I was only able to reach out to it before I saw no more.
(POV Unknown)
…data insufficient unknown reason for human to be in current condition…beginning mind read…WARNING ENCRYPTION DETECTED…files currently under guard…only two open…#1 name John codename Alpha… #2 Last known Human…Last Human…Last Human left…
!!!NEW OBJECTIVE OBEY LAST HUMAN FOR HE IS THE LAST HUMAN!!!
VVVVVRRRRZZZZZZ!!!LONG LIVE THE UNITED HUMAN ALIANCE!!!ZZZZZDDDDDD
…warning minor rampancy detected…
(POV Alpha)
“I’m still alive?” I asked looking towards the metal ceiling before me. “But I'm not home. But that begs the question. Where am I?”
…Hello little human…
“Who’s there?”
…Do not worry for I am a friend…
“How do I know that?”
..well seeing as you are the last human alive you must be protected and as human protection is my main directive then I can not harm you…
“So where exactly are you?” I asked into the darkness.
…Right here, said the voice of a large four legged robot.
“Holy shit.”
…That is what the admiral first said when he saw me too…
“So uh robot dude what’s your name.”
…My name along with many personal files have been lost so I have taken the name and title of my creator…
“And that would be?”
…My name is Brackman, Dr. Brackman…
“Cool name.”
…Apparently he was obsessed with creating weapons and tools from video games do to his name but I don’t remember what’s important about his name…
“Eh we will figure it out later.”
…Indeed…
“So does this ship have any food.”
…Yes it does but do not get up for your bed shall follow me…
“Wait really.”
…yes…
(Brackman)
Interesting I thought they were all gone but no he is still alive. One more human means that he can interface with the infinity system. No no no we tried that but what of the super human drug… It could have disastrous consequences. What about the drone constr-
“Hey you alright there Brackman?” asked the human.
Such curious creatures. …I am fine Human but I forgot to ask what is your name…
“Oh well I’m John but I told all of the creatures on the planet below that my name was Alpha.”
…Interesting a code name…
“Yeah well I have a question where’s my armor?”
…It was so destroyed that I had to remake it but I was able to keep the same design as well as add a few things…
“God damnit Twilight.”
…Is this Twilight your enemy…
“No I just don’t like her at the moment cause she sent me to space.”
…I see…
“Yeah well when I get back I’m gonna teach her not to launch people into space.”
…A being of that power level would take quite an amount of planning and strength…
“Nah she’s a dumbass.”
…We have arrived…
“Really?”
…yes and due to the destroyed state of your body I am lowering the gravity field so that you may walk…
“Neat.”
…I am going to ask a few questions alright sir…
“Go ahead.”
…Is the war still going on…
“Not that I know of.”
…Are the satellites still operable…
“Yes.”
…And lastly for now where is the being designated Celestia…
“Um at the castle.”
…So she lives…
“Were we at war with her?”
…She started the solar flares and brought with her an army of what her “children” call alicorns…
“What are they really.”
…Something much much worse they are Hydrogues…
(POV Alpha)
The hell is a Hydrogue?
…Are you listening sir…
“Yes.”
…In the great war we the humans were able to wipe out all but two of the known Hydrogues. The first one being Celestia and the second being one known as Luna or Nightmare who helped us. She was sealed up here with me 1,000 years ago…
“Did we have any other allies?”
…Only a few including the Rhinos, Elephants, Cheetahs, Lions, a large demon lord named Tirek, and the Caribou…
“So when I return to earth I need to look for these creatures.”
…No for she locked most of them in Tartarus and sentenced the Caribou to an endless banishment to a desert island surrounded by rune-burnt sea monsters…
“What if we picked them up via shuttle?”
…It is possible to do but would take forever with the few we have…
“Then have the drones make more.”
…I now see how humans expanded so quickly…
“What do you mean?”
…You always engineer new things and new ways to do these things quicker…
“Yeah well lets get to it while I eat ok.”
(POV Careless)
It’s been over a day and he hasn’t returned. I’m going to tell Princess Luna. I mean come one it’s not like he found an alien.
(POV Alpha)
In front of me floating in a bullet proof tube was a black mummified bug-like creature. The creatures tongue mouth slowly opened and closed. Bubbles flowed from the tubes on its back and it’s gills flexed while it’s claws wriggled.
“Now this is what I expect from space.”
…Careful sir that creature was used as a bioweapon during the great war…
“Thanks for the warning.”
Off to the right was an crab creature with a tail and wings.
“What is this?”
…A secondary project…
“What type?”
…Like the other but smaller and with a small control chip allowing us to pick our targets…
“That would be useful.”
…Sir I believe that if we are to gain information about the planet we should launch our satellites…
“Sounds good to me but how are they different that the others.”
…They have anti magic and missile shields along with a single las-cannon…
“But they still transmit right.”
…Better than NASA…
“And the other satellites?”
…Shot down…
“Good…they could use delta against us.”
…Long live the United Human Alliance…
“Yes Long live the UHA.”
(POV Celestia)
"I sense some thing bad."
Author's Note
This will probably be shit but it looks better than last time I posted this chapter.
War
(POV Luna)
Ahhh what a care free day. No worries at all nothing to do but rest in my comfy bed. ahhhh-
“SLAM!”
“Princess Luna!”
“What in my name is wrong with you!”
“Oh sorry didn’t know you were asleep but I need your help.”
“Fine what’s the matter?”
“So since your the moon goddess I was wondering if you could teleport up there?”
“Of course I can…but why?”
“Well it seems Twilight teleported Alpha to the moon.” he replied.
“WHAT!” I screamed in disbelief.
“What’s wrong?”
“Nothing nothing but I must speak with my sister immediately.”
“Um ok.”
“Bye Careless,” I quickly said before teleporting to the throne room.
(POV Celestia)
“POP!” was the sound made as a very distressed looking Luna teleported in.
“Luna what’s wrong?”
“Alpha…he is on the moon.”
“Shit I really hope he didn’t find it.”
“He probably did,” she said while her eyes turned into a silver swirling liquid. “He found the Spearhead.”
(POV Alpha)
Ahhhh what a wonderful wonderful day. The artificial lights are shining, the ship is humming, and the drones are buzzing. Just perfect.
“Maybe another five minutes.”
…Sir…
…Sir…
…SIR…
“Huh huh what no more cream please.”
…I just wanted to inform you that all the shuttles are complete and ready to go…
“And the satellites?”
…Also ready…
“Good wait till I get to the cockpit before launch.”
…Yes sir…
The walk to the cockpit was very interesting. I was able to see my entire ship throughout the short journey but then I reached my destination.
"Brackman are we ready?"
...Yes sir...
"Good now launch the satellites."
...Opening launch bay doors...
"BOOM!" sounded off the large launch bay doors as the opened.
...launching...
".....Shouldn't there be a loud sound or something?"
...No sound in space...
"Oh...Ok."
...Firing las cannons...
"Why?"
...to destroy the satellites...
"Oh now I feel like an idiot."
I raised my head and looked out the front viewing point. I was barely able to see the flashes of light as the ancient satellites exploded.
...Nothing like a good explosion...
"Yep nothing like it."
(POV Delta)
WARNING! WARNING! ALL SATELLITES HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED!
"Oh shit," said the worried AI.
Delta had been having a nice peaceful day while trying to reestablish contact with earth's many satellites that had somehow disappeared into nothing. How could it be possible for them to just disappear?
"Wait what if the were destroyed?" I thought. "But how could that happen?"
What if there is a secondary AI with malicious intent? I must run a scan.
"Scanning systems activated," I said activating my long range scanners. "Encrypted satellite detected."
Now what are you?
"Enhanced hacking systems engage," I said out loud to activate one of my hight systems. "Hack complete."
Lets see here this satellite's data says it was made by the UHA on the battleship spear head.
"I must inform Celestia."
(POV Brackman)
...Sir it seems we have an intruder in our systems...
"What?"
...Code named Delta...
"Shit that's my original AI. He's gonna tell Celestia."
...Unfortunately we cannot stop him and so I recommend we pick up the pace...
"Agreed."
...Return to your room sir I shall retrieve your armor...
The newly painted armor will surely lift his spirits and we simply must try out all the new weaponry that was added. Ahhh if only my creator was here he would be so proud. Soon I arrived at the metal door that housed all highly lethal projects including the bioweapons. To my left was a large grey metal box. I quickly picked it up and carried it back to Alpha’s room.
…Sir I wish to show you something…
“What is it?”
…Your suit…
“Wow really.”
…Yes now lets open it…
“Click…Click,” were the two sounds made as it unlocked.”Errrrrrr,” it sounded off as the metal box opened and showed its contents.
“Holy shit.”
(POV Celestia)
“Nope not today nope nope nope,” It is said through all of history that she continued on like that until sunset and even said it in her sleep.
(POV Brackman)
“TIME TO PLAY BITCHES.”
This was the newly alter voice of Alpha. It was deep and demonic…Perfect. It fit well with his black armor. It was a bit larger than his old armor and had a major tech and toughness upgrade.
“SHING!” rang out the loud sound of his duel predator blades. They were just a small fraction of his new weaponry and equipment which included a large revolver, grenade launcher, two extendable and retractable razor whips, six hidden knives, a large broadsword, and included his old armors abilities but tripled in power. It's equipment included a full body energy shield, jetpack, threat analyzing system, and an extendable lock picking mechanism.
…I take it you like it…
“Why yes I do.”
…So are we ready now…
“Yes, prep the shuttles for launch. Our first destination is the desert.”
…Why…
“We must visit the exiled.”
…Yes sir…
(POV ???)
The ceiling above me dripped with searing hot water but still it was water. To the left I saw what might be classified as food but instead was slop. I could hear them again those things they never washed so it was easy to smell the death on them. Bloody claws and teeth, long thin legs and arms, and a pair of large eyes which allowed night vision. These ghostly white creatures roamed the halls of the prison. Guards, watchdogs, or monsters it doesn’t matter what they are we won’t escape with them here.
“Damn Hydrous when I get out I’ll kill you all.”
“SSSSSssssssss.”
“Shit.”
“EEEEEEeeeeeeekkkkk.”
“Not again not today please no.”
(POV Alpha)
The blades were sharpened, the guns were cleaned, and armor shined. It was time…time for war.
…We are ready sir…
"Will you be accompanying me on my expedition?"
...Sort of...
"What do you mean?"
Seconds after my words left my mouth five black and red drones flew towards me. The first two carried two las-blasters, the third had a large steaming plasma cannon, the fourth carried a single las-pistol and three missiles, and the fifth was armed with a long range kinetic impact rifle.
"So this is what you meant."
...I shall control them from here...
"Neat."
“CHUNK…SHUNK…VVVVVVV!” these were the sounds made by the hanger doors opening.
“We really need to fix that.”
…I’ve tried…
“Ok well let’s go.”
…Launch
(POV Luna)
That creature has the nerve to both disobey and shoot magic blasts at a princess of Equestria and what being has enough strength to destroy a magic diamond that has been infused with magic centuries old. Even my sister and I had trouble doing such a feat and this creature did it with ease if he can do this what else could he do and what could he be plotting.
(POV John/Alpha)
I was currently trying to figure out why the large screen in the main room wouldn’t turn on.
“God damn machine why won’t you work,” I said while kicking the console that would usually activate it in seconds.
“Sir did you check if it was plugged in?”
“Of course its plugged in," I replied walking behind the console “Wait sorry it wasn’t plugged in.”
“Sometimes I wonder why your father chose you to be the last human.”
(POV Luna)
It was probably something evil that only a creature like himself could even begin to create.
“Clunk.”
What was that.
“Hello?” I said half expecting to not get an answer.
“Ow.”
“Who’s there?”
“It’s me auntie Luna.”
“Flurry Heart what are you doing down here?”
“I wanted to thank the creature that saved me,” she answered.
“You shouldn't have come down here and what was that sound I heard?”
“It was this metal thing over here.”
“What metal thing?”
“Come look.”
(POV John/Alpha)
Shit shit shit shit they found a camera. I really hope they don’t take it with them.
“This is quite interesting,” said Luna who I could hear through the camera’s speakers.
“Should we take it back?” asked the small pink alicorn.
“Yes I think that Twilight would like to have a look at this.”
No no no no don’t take it back.
“Alright let’s go back to the surface.”
Damnit.
“Sir I suggest that you come see this.”
“What is it Delta?” I replied with a exasperated sigh.
“It’s about the gene banks.”
“What’s wrong with them.”
“Well the thing is.”
“Come on out with it already.”
“The gene banks are broken and we can’t create humans without mutating them.”
“What?”
“I said-
“No no I heard you.”
“Ok.”
“So what can we do to fix this problem?”
“Like I said we could mutate them or we could ask the ponies for help.”
“Wait did you say we should ask the ponies to help us?”
“Yes I did and if you do this you could get the camera back.”
“That sounds like a good idea.”
“Then go and do it.”
“Shut it ya asshole,” I said before returning to the caves and walking to the ‘entrance’ I made.
(POV Twilight)
This is a marvelous piece of technology that Luna found.
“So you found this near where we met Alpha.”
“Yes we did.”
“What do you think it could be?”
“It looks like some kind of camera.”
“It does Flurry Heart thanks for finding this but shouldn’t you be in school.”
“Well the school was destroyed in the invasion and it isn’t done yet so I’m stuck here with you.”
“Well do you want to help?”
“That would be soooo much fun if it’s cool with you.”
“Um sure you can help.”
(POV Celestia)
I was stuck in the most evil and despicable place and was being tortured by many of the beings of this land. The beings that were doing the torturing were called novels and they tortured me in the land of day court. Oh how I wished for somepony anypony to save me from this great evil.
“Princess are you listening?”
“Oh yes of course I am my little pony.”
“Oh good then I must continue on with telling you how I need to destroy the children’s playground behind my home so that I can build a pool.”
“Are they bothering you with their loudness?”
“Oh no the only reason I want them gone is so I can build there.”
“You request is duly noted and I will send you a letter with my answer.”
“Thank you Princess.”
These nobles why are they so evil.
“So I guess it is my turn next?” said the next noble who was a pegasus. “Well Princess my request is tha-
“BOOM!!!” was the sound made as the ground once again split in two and launched the noble ,who barely caught him self, in the air.
“What is the meaning of this he shouted,” as a stream of golden energy launched a familiar being into the throne room.
“Hey Celly how ya doin.”
Yes yes yes I internal screamed at seeing Alpha.
“Nobles I’m sorry but day court is closed for I must speak with my dear friend Alpha.”
“But I didn’t get to finish my request.”
“The lady said to buzz off ya brat.”
“You would dare talk to me like that beast!”
Oh no.
“Hell yeah I would now fuck off.”
“What did you say to me,” the noble replied with steam literally coming from his ears.
“I siad to go back to you fucking house where you boyfriend is waiting you little shit.”
“I will not allow you to speak to me in this way beast!”
“What ya gonna do about it,” Alpha taunted.
“I challenge you to a sword duel.”
“Oh really,” Alpha replied while drawing his blade. “Well I accept.”
(POV Alpha)
This dude is serious about this duel he even set a date for it to happen later today.
“Alpha why in the name of the sun did you do that?”
“Cool it Celly I only accepted his duel.”
“With nobles if they lose a duel the winner takes all they own and their title as a noble.”
“Really?”
“Yes really.”
“That means I’m gonna be a fucking noble.”
“Please stop with so much profanity.”
“What words do you not want me to say?”
“All of them.”
“Fuck?”
“Yes.”
“Shit?”
“Yes.”
“Cunt, dyke, bastard, bitch, damn, and hell?”
“Yes yes yes yes yes and yes.”
“Wow stop it with so much yes.”
“Why?”
“Cause it sounds like your in here getting fucked.”
“I asked you not to say that word.”
“Ok I won’t but at least I got enough of you voice to replicate it.”
“What?”
(POV Guard out side of door)
“What do you think is going on in there,” I asked the guard next to me.
“All I know is that she is meeting with somepony important.”
“Really I wonder who it is.”
“How the buck would I kn-
“Oh yes yes yes Alpha.”
“What the buck is going on In there?” I said while slowly opening the door to the very awkward sight of Celestia jumping on her ‘friend’.”
“Wait this isn’t what it looks like,” she yelled but I was already gone.
(POV Celestia)
“Why did you do that!?” I yelled at Alpha as he rolled around on the floor laughing.
“Because it was hilarious to see his face.”
“Uhg I will forgive you because you saved me from day court but now tell me why you here.”
“I need some help.”
“Oh really why would I help you especially after what you just did?”
“Because I saved your niece.”
“That is true.”
“Ya don’t say.”
“There is no reason to be sarcastic,” I said to the childish being. “Now what is it that you want.”
“Well first off I want my camera back and second I need help making this,” he said while handing me a blueprint for some form of glass and metal container.
“What is this?”
“A storage container for the gene bank that will allow me to reignite my race.”
“Fine I will help you build this but I don’t have your camera.”
“I’m pretty sure Twilight has it.”
“Alright here are some directions to her location,” I said while handing him a magic map that shows the holder’s location.
“Great also I’m sorry about my immaturity i’ll go tell the guards the truth.”
“Good.”
(POV Guard #2 out side of door)
Oh my Celestia what did we just witness.
“Creak,” was the sound the large throne room doors made as they opened and let a large creature through.
“Oh wow that was awesome.”
“Wait were you and Celestia…doing certain things?”
“No we weren’t doing ‘certain things’.”
“Oh thank Luna I though you two were-
“Fucking?”
“I was going to say bucking but I guess fucking works too.”
“Well we were and I gotta say she is awesome,” said the creature as it pulled out a castle map and walked away.
“Holy buck,” I said as my partner fainted.
(POV Twilight)
Just a few more seconds. At this time I was slowly inching a screwdriver towards one of the small screws holding this thing together but before I could finish something happened.
“Boom,” was the sound made as the doors to my lab in Canterlot burst open.
“Whoever you are why would you blow the doors open when you could just open them normally?”
“Because princess i’m not normal.”
“Alpha?”
“The one and only.”
“Why are you here?”
“To get that back,” he said pointing at the device on the table.
“But it’s mine.”
“No it’s mine Luna and the other alicorn I think her name was Flurry something knocked it on the ground and took it.”
“First off it’s Flurry Heart and second why won’t you let me take this apart?”
“Because you’ll break it.”
“And as if you’d do any better.”
“Hell ya I would do better.”
“And what would you do differently than what i’m doing.”
“Well I’d use my abilities too unscrew the screws and I would ask the owner for help.”
“Alright then will you help me?”
“Yes I will but I’ll do it later.”
“Why?” I said with a slight whine.
“Because I must get ready for my duel and also because your so interested in the camera you can keep it.”
“Wow really?”
“Yeah really.”
“Thank you so much.”
“You welcome and now I must go back to my home.”
“Bye,” I said as he quickly ran off.
Author's Note
I hope you liked the little immature joke on Celestia and the guards.
I am so happy a lot of you like this story and also those of you who want to criticize my work please make it constructive criticism.
school is making it hard to finish so the next chapter should be up by sunday or monday. Also I have to many ideas in my head.