NOTE: IF YOU DISLIKE OR HAVE NOT WATCHED G3 OR G3.5, THIS FIC IS NOT RECCOMENDED FOR YOU. Blame Discord for the......strange chapter numbers. Crossover with G1, G3.5, G3, G2 and G1.5. To clarify: Contrary to popular belief, G2 was just toys and the Friendship Gardens game from the late 90's(I'd give you a link but Google exists), and G1.5 was the MLP Tales cartoon from the early 90's, and the G1.5 characters were made as G1 toys, so it makes no sense for them to be G2. Crappy trailer can be found here.

Life was just fun and games until he showed up. Until Ponyville was deleted, until the world went mad. Until the Unicorns became all obsessed with showing us all that they're the master race and the Pegasi declared war on anything and everything and the 'horses' arrived. Until the forest flooded and it stated to rain chocolate milk. Until we started taking orders from a Unicorn who would rather die than take off her cloak.

Nopony knows much about the history of Ponyland. After the founding of Equestria, it stopped being compulsory in schools and by the time Celestia was crowned everypony had forgotten, and she never wanted to talk about it. Everypony assumed it was before she was born or she didn't remember. As Twilight Sparkle is about to find out, THIS is how brutal history could get.

Rated T for badly described gore and occasional references to sex, as well as pregnancy starting in chapter 22, so unless you're taking lying about your age to get onto Fimfiction to the logical extreme it shouldn't be too much for you. And in case the ridiculous number of somewhat-contrasting tags confuse you: Half of it is genuinely meaningful (or at least intended to be), and half is fourth wall jokes and other forms of humour. Although most of the meaningful parts are in scenarios so ridiculous that it's hard to describe it to a friend without them laughing.