The Beard with a Jerk-Ass Hanging off of It
Star Swirl the Bearded is freed from over 1,000 years spent in Limbo, but a dark presence is released with him. So he decides to be a complete jerk about the whole thing.
Star Swirl the Bearded is freed from over 1,000 years spent in Limbo, but a dark presence is released with him. So he decides to be a complete jerk about the whole thing.
Can Twilight and her friends overcome the menace that is the Pony of Shadows? More importantly, can they do it without murdering one of Equestria's most legendary figures out of pure frustration and fury?
Ties in with both Sunset Shimmer is MAD about EVERYTHING and A Newspaper Solves Everypony's Problem.
Thanks to
Tired Old Man ,
Nova Quill/ Firimil , and
Steel Resolve for their edits and suggestions!
61817 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
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8 Chapters:
- Best at Beards, Bells, and Being a Bastard 2017-11-16 06:35:13 UTC8918
- Let the Beard hit the Floor! Let the Bells hit the Floor! Let the Bastard hit the Floor! AaaaaAAAAAAAAAhhhhHHHHHHhhHHHHH! 2017-11-21 07:33:21 UTC11000
- Getting Your House in Order OR Order in the House! 2017-12-04 07:58:34 UTC9103
- At Least All the Terrifying Sights Distract Everypony from the Smells! 2018-02-23 15:34:53 UTC4145
- Limbo! It's More Than Just a Game! Ask Your Local Reaper Representative for Details! 2018-03-13 08:09:02 UTC5663
- Fire in the Sky 2018-04-06 05:47:48 UTC11745
- Point Break 2018-05-11 20:35:20 UTC6254
- Kill Your Heroes 2018-05-16 09:20:52 UTC4989