Anon, through happenstance, finds himself in Equestia. It's a dream come true. Though, he brought along The Thing with him. Interesting enough, she seems to like him... a little too much.

Now he must force himself to love the eldritch abomination, or else risk all of Equestria getting assimilated.

The first two chapters were pre-read by An Intricate Disguise, and Vylon.

Edited by Alex, and TheWraithWriter.

Cover art by me.