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Hulk vs the Main Five
“Hey, Mike what do think of my costume?” a young man in a decent looking hulk costume said.
“Its ok,I guess,why are you playing dress up again,Alex?” Mike said raising an eyebrow.
“It's called cosplaying! Mike, and it's awesome!” Alex protested with a glare.
“Sure,” Mike said rolling his eyes,“We better hurry or we’ll be late for the con's opening, I wanna milk this con for all its got,”
Alex nodded and the two headed out.
Later at the con.
“Ok remember, we only have about hundred and- you're already gone, perfect!” Mike said as tried to warn his friend before realizing he had been ditched, “Gotta go find that idiot before blows are money on some shady stand,”
Mike walked around as fast he could without accidentally knocking people down.Eventually he found Alex excitedly handing over a handful of bill to a guy in a Resident Evil 5 merchant costume.
“You idiot what did you are doing!” Mike said storming over to the stand.
“Oh hey Mike! Look at this cool mask I bought!” Alex said showing a rubber mask that looked like the hulk’s face,to his friend.
“Give me that!” Mike said snatching the item from Alex.
“Hey…Ow!” Alex said before Mike hit him with the mask.
“Did you seriously pay 100 buck for this crap!?” Mike yelled.
“But it looks so cool!” Alex said.
“But it looks so cool!” Mike mocked before he said, “I told you five times before we went to this con to wait for me give to ok, before you buy something!”
“But-” Alex began before being cut off.
“One, you get one of these for like 20 bucks online,two you don't need this thing,and three its my fuckin money yout blowin it on!” Mike said, “I'm mean just look at this mask,I bet you can barely breath in this thing ,”Mike said spreading the neck of the mask.
“Wait stop!” The merchant shouted as Mike put the mask around his head and everything faded to black.
Some time later.
“I honestly don’t know why you brought him here, Fluttershy,” A Mike heard someone say as he began to wake up.
“Discord! you I’d know never just leave someone who needs my help!” Fluttershy said angrily.
“Yes I know but-,oh it likes he’s up!” Discord said as Mike opened his eyes.
What Mike saw shook him to his core,before him was a yellow pegasus with a long pink mane,and a being whose body was mistmached with a bunch different animals.
“Are you okay?How are you feeling?”The butter colored pegasus asked worriedly.
“Confused,uncomfortable,and quite frankfully terrified!” Mike said sitting up and scooting back ,before hitting the wall causing him to freak out even more.
“Please try to calm down! We aren’t going to hurt you,” The mare said soothingly.
“Oh yea sure! I go to a con with my friend and wake up in with some kind of mismatched monster and a talking technicolor pony, and I'm supposed be like ‘okay cool’!” Mike yelled brown eyes slowly turning to a green,the same thing was happening to his skin and hair.
“Oh dear,is that normal?your skin is turning green,” Fluttershy asked looking at him with worry.
“What are you-WHAT THE HELL?” Mike said looking at his hand that was now turning green even faster has he began to freak out even more,and now his fear was turning to rage.
“Ok now getting smashed today!” Discord said snapping his fingers causing Mike to be both teleported immobilized in pyramid of metal with only his head free..
Of course this only ticked Mike off even more bringing his transformation into full swing, his face’s now green skin began to darken,and his face began to become become more muscular and the metal pyramid began to grown as Mike’s body was growing rapidly.
“Let Hulk go!” He roared as he squirmed against the pyriamid.
“Fluttershy be a dear,and use your ‘stare’ on him,please!” Discord said beginning to freak out.
“Oh um ok!” Fluttershy said quickly assessing that by the way Discord was acting ,something bad was about to happen. She looked Mike in eye and stared at him intensely.
Mike suddenly froze caught in the pony’s gaze. After a few seconds Mike began to return to normal.
“Ok,let's start over,Perhaps if we can clarify your situation,you might be more at ease, you are currently in the beautiful land of Equestria,how and why? I'm not sure ,but if I had to guess you’ve been sent here from another universe,”
“Ok, but what the fuck was- oh my god, I’m Bruce Banner without the PhDs,” Mike said suddenly realizing his situation.
“Basically,” Discords said with a nod.
“Who is Bruce Banner?” Fluttershy asked in confusion.
“A brilliant scientist with anger issues,and a hate for the color green,” Discord said with a smile.
“Basically, he was pumped full of gamma rays and now whenever his heart rate gets above 195 ,he turns into a beefy green baddass that goes by the name Hulk,” Mike clarified.
“Oh, I see,so when ever he gets angry or stressed he turns into Hulk?” Fluttershy asked to make sure she understood what they had said.
“Yep,um how did you know that anger and stress specifically turned him into the not so jolly green giant,” Mike asked.
“Oh I got a degree in animal biology ,so I had to learn stuff like what effects heart rates in order to get a licence to so I could take care of wild animals,” Fluttershy explained, “ A cutie mark can only take you so far,”
“A what?” Mike asked in confusion.
“Oh,It's these marks we get when we’re foals that tells what your special talent is,” She said turning around to give Mike a good look of her pink butterfly Cutie mark.
“Cool,” Mike shrugged.
“Ok! Now that that’s settled perhaps you’d like to take a look around?Maybe familiarize yourself with your new home? I'm afraid you will most likely be here for an indefinite time frame,” Discord said taking his head off and shaking it.
“I guess that would be a good idea,If I really am stuck here, ” Mike said getting up ,after Discord snapped his fingers removing the pyramid around him.
“Oh! I know we can go visit my friends i
“But before you go,I’d to give you a few items,I have hunch you’ll need them,” Discord said snapping his fingers.
Suddenly a watch was around Mike’s wrist,a satchel hanging from his shoulder,and box that read instant camp set in his hand.
“The watch can tell time including the date, monitors your heart rate and keeps track of how many days have gone by since your last transformation,the purse has infinite space and I've filled it with more clothes and toilet paper than you could ever possibly need. As well as the camping set instantly creates as many tents and sleeping bags as you need,but it doesn't come with firewood or food so you’ll have to get that yourself,” Discord explained.
“Ok,thanks!” Mike said putting the box in his bag,before he and Fluttershy walked out the door.
It didn’t take them very long to get to the small town where Fluttershy’s friends lived,hell it was practically next door.
“Welcome to Ponyville! I hope you like it,” Fluttershy said with a smile as they walked up the road.
“Honestly, it doesn't look half bad for a middle ages esc village,no offense,” Mike said as he was looking around.
“Oh no of cou-,” Fluttershy said with a smile before being cut off as a Rainbow blur slammed into Mike sending him flying.
“Get ready for a pounding freak!” A rainbow mare said as Mike groaned on the ground in pain.
“Rainbow Dash? No wait!” Fluttershy said trying to stop the rainbow haired mare.
“Stay back Fluttershy! I'll deal this wimp in a flash!” Rainbow said glaring at Mike.
“Rainbow! you don't understand he-” Fluttershy said in distress,unfortunately Rainbow had stopped listening as she flew up and punched Mike in the face as he got up again.
“Stop punching me ,you crazy bitch!” Mike said trying not to lose his temper,and failing miserably, his now eyes now turning green.
“What did you call me!?” Rainbow said flying into the sky ,before breaking the freakin sound barrier as she flew right back at him. He tried to jump out of the way ,but Rainbow hit him dead on sending him flying once again,but this time he crashed through a wall of a building.
“Hah take that! That's what you get for messing with my friend you stupid ape!” Rainbow said smirking as she hovered over to where Mike was now spazzing out on the floor of the bakery he found himself in.
“Wow I didn't know I hit him that hard!” Rainbow said laughing at Mike who looked like he was having seizure.
Mike skins soon turned all green and his body began to become muscular,before growing rapidly,now instead of just spazzing out on the floor and was now slamming into the walls.
“Oh no!” Fluttershy said in fear before Discord popped out of nowhere.
“Hey Fluttershy I believe we have never had tea at my house before!We should do that sometime,oh I know how about now!” Discord said obviously freaking out as he grabbed Fluttershy and teleported away.
“What was that all about?” Rainbow said before returning her attention to Mike who had now gotten so swole that he had ripped his shit to ribbons and reduced his jeans to shorts.
Mike then stopped skittering around and slowly stood up turning to Rainbow with a look of pure unadulterated rage. It was then that our little dashie realized...she. fucked. up.
“Puny horsy hurt Hulk! HULK SMASH PUNY HORSY!!!” Hulk roared punching Rainbow so hard it sent her flying through five buildings.
Hulk roared ,preparing to run after RD,before a blast of purple energy hit him,making him stagger to the left in surprise. Before turning to see four ponies standing to oppose him,who for the time being looked very confident.
“Alright you green ogre,prepare to face the wrath of the elements of harmony,and with the magic of friendship we will save Equestria from your evil!” The purple one at the lead of the ponies said.
“Puny horsies attack Hulk!?” Hulk smash horsies and magic of fre-fro- HULK SMASH MAGIC!!!”Hulk said charging the ponies.
The purple pony smirked and created a purple shield,that was shattered like it was glass as soon as Hulk made contact with it sending the purple, winged, unicorn flying into a nearby building and knocking her out cold.
“Welp we’re bucked,” the orange cowgirl pony with a smile full of fear.
“Should we run?” The pink one said her previously fluffy mane deflated due to her new found terror.
The orange pony was about to reply before being slammed into by Hulk.
Hulk than clotheslined the pink pony before their white unicorn friend teleported away with the unconscious purple one.
“Oh shit! What have I done!” Rainbow said watching Hulk beat the ever loving shit out of her friends ,but she found herself too afraid to do anything about it.
The hulk loomed above the cowering ponies preparing to finish them off,before a blast of yellow energy sent him flying.
“Enough beast!” A regal voice rang out, “I,Princess Celestia, command you to cease this at once!”
Hulk jumped up and charged her,releasing roar.
“STOP!” the white winged unicorn, with rainbow hair, boomed, “You think you can beat me monster? I am a goddess! and I will not be-,”
She was immediately cut off by Hulk grabbing her by her front left leg and repeatedly slamming her into the ground.
Hulk stalked off before looking over his shoulder and smugly saying, “Puny Goddess,”
Rainbow flew over to the Princess and asked, “Princess Celestia are you okay?”
“My pride! I can't feel my pride!” She groaned.
“On the bright side, It's leaving,” Rainbow said as Hulk jumped away.
“That thing is the greatest threat equestria has ever know!” Celestia said slowly getting to her hooves, “After we re-group ,I inquire you to tell us everything about it , Miss Dash ,seeing as you encountered the beast first,from what I can gather,and if we must ,we may have to call on Discord,”
Later in an open field far from ponyville.
Hulk stopped jumping to take in the scenery, after few seconds he sat down and sighed.
“Hulk like grass place,it makes Hulk sleepy,” Hulk said as he lied down and fell asleep and thus slowly reverting back into Mike,who was now wearing nothing but his jeans,and the watch, which had quickly repaired itself,after he reverted to normal. Lucky for him, Mike actually an hour of uninterrupted nap time ,before Fluttershy and Discord popped in nearby ,with a cyan mare accompanying them.
“I can’t believe Mike has been branded a criminal, even though its not his fault!” Fluttershy said on the verge of tears.
“I’m sorry Fluttershy ,but as far as Celestia is concerned he is a threat to equestria ,and even if it's isn't his fault ,Hulk is a part of him which means he’s just as much at fault as Hulk,at least from her point of view,” Discord said solemnly, “Now Fluttershy, be a dear and wake Mike,”
Fluttershy nodded wiping her eyes before gently nudging Mike’s face gently with her muzzle.
“5 more minutes momma,”Mike mumbled.
“Oh ok,” Fluttershy said sitting down next to him.
“Fluttershy!” The cyan mare said.
“But he’s sleeping so soundly! I’d hate to wake him,” Fluttershy said smiling down at Mike.
“Ugh screw this,Wake up dumbass!!!” Lyra said jumping and slamming into Mike,causing Fluttershy and Discord to freakout.
“Oof!” Mike said pushing Lyra off him, “What was that for!?”
“Sorry, but we had to wake your lazy ass up,” Lyra said.
“You really shouldn’t jump on me like that! what if I had hulked out?” Mike said trying to keep his cool but his watch started beeping all the same.
“Oh come on! we have Discord!” Lyra said confidently.
“And you point is?” Discord said raising an eyebrow.
“Can't you just use your chaos magic to turn him back?” Lyra asked in confusion.
“I can’t manipulate sapient beings to that extent ,and nothing I do, short of teleporting him somewhere far away, will deal with him for very long,” Discord sighed in frustration, “And if I could do such a thing I wouldn’t be so nervous,”
“Oh….oh!....OH!!!” Lyra said now realizing how bad she almost screwed them over.
“Anyway moving on,what happened? I mean obviously I hulked out, but how damage did I do? Was anyone hurt!?” Mike said getting to his feet quickly now worried that he had killed someone.
“Well you broke a few buildings and maybe a few bones,so nothing too bad by Hulk’s standards,” Discord shrugged, “Oh and your public enemy number one now!”
Mike sighed, “Congratulations Mike,you really have become Bruce Banner,”
“Look on the bright side at least you’ll have a couple of chums to be your company ,while you run for the lives of your pursuers!” Discord said pulling Lyra and Fluttershy into a hug.
“Ok? who is she again?” Mike asked pointing to Lyra.
“Im Lyra Heartstrings,the lead researcher of humans...and also the only researcher of humans, I saw you with Fluttershy and I was about to run over and talk with you ,before Rainbow attacked and you turned into Hulk! I figured that any risk is worth the furthering of SCIENCE! So I followed Fluttershy home ,without her knowing, and forced her to take me with her,” Lyra said before franticly breathing again, “Shit! How does Pinkie do it?”
Everyoned shrugged.
“Ok what’s the plan?” Mike asked pulling a white T-shirt,a pair of jeans,some socks,and a pair black sneakers out of his satchel,before putting them all on.
“Well we should probably find a town and grab some food and maybe some containers to hold water in,seeing as we are on the run now,” Fluttershy said pulling a map out of nowhere. “Let’s see according to this map Twilight gave me,we’re just north of a small town,” she said as she looked before pointing at the barely visible town in the distance.
“I can bring you to the village but after that I have to return home,after all Celestia still has her traker spell on me,and her little team meeting is coming to a close,” Discord said snapping his finger teleporting them near the village.
“Oh by the way your satchel has several cloaks that will make you look like one of those Cat people as long as you don't draw attention to your self, it also has normal cloaks for Lyra and Fluttershy,” Discord said before teleporting away as the trio put on their cloaks.
“Okay let's get what we need and get outta here,” Mike said as they entered the village.
The group split up each taking the a portion of the gold Fluttershy and Lyra had grabbed before leaving ponyville. Mike went over to the resident blacksmith to by an Axe,while Fluttershy went to by food,while Lyra looked for a shop that sold something practical for holding water.
Several minutes later, the group met up near the north entrance of the village.
“Let's see, we have enough fruits and vegetables for a week, if we spread it evenly, a couple of wineskins for water,and an axe for gathering wood,” Fluttershy said as she placed their goods in the satchel,which Discord had recovered from ponyville for them.
“Okay so we I guess we should the hit the road,” Mike said.
“I suppose,but where are we going,we can’t go any of the big cities, can we?” Lyra asked.
“Until things calm down we should stay away from large cities,we’ve taken enough risks as it is,” Fluttershy said walking down the road,as Lyra and Mike followed her.
And with thay the trio headed off into the open wilds.
Author's Note
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Green with envy
A man skinny man with a huge head was looking at several screens, which were displaying several location in a darkly lit room,but the one that the man was focused on was a screen displaying the Hulk fighting the x-men before looping back when the fight finished.
“I still can't believe it! He's here! He's really here! And here I was so distraught that I might never be able to unlock the Hulk's secrets! Thanks to that accursed General Ross forcing me to use my prototype teleportation device, Although I was not expecting it to malfunction and become a portal instead,” The man said as he rattled on the science behind his invention.
“Excuse me sir, but how are going to capture that monster?” One of the Dragon guards that was watching from the doorway asked.
The large headed man tensed up and slowly but menacingly turned to face the dragon.
“Monster? MONSTER?!? NO! This not a monster! This.is. a. MASTERPIECE OF SCIENCE!!!” The man roared jestering to the video footage of Hulk.
“M-my apologies sir!” The dragon said panicking.
The man slowly walked to the dragon before stroking the dragon's face, “Oh it's fine,now you know,and you'll NEVER make that mistake again! Right?” The man asked smiling menacingly.
“Yes, glorious Leader!” The dragon said nodding furiously.
“Good,goooood now as for how we are going to acquire said masterpiece, well I have few ideas,” he said before laughing maniacally
Meanwhile with Mike and Co.
“So…. how much farther?” Mike asked.
“Eh, about a mile or two,we don't have too much longer of a walk,” Lyra shrugged.
“So um do your relatives know about the um ‘other’ guy,” Mike asked.
“Um no, I kinda kept that part out,”Lyra said sheepishly.
“I suppose it's for best,we don't want them freaking out or anything,” Mike sighed.
The girls nodded in agreement and they continued their walk in silence.
Later
“So nice of you to visit me Lyra,” a blue furred unicorn mare with a pink mane said smiling.
“It's nice see too Aunt Harp, sorry for dropping by on short notice,my friends and I are traveling and we needed somewhere to bunker down for a bit,” Lyra said.
“Oh, it's no trouble at all! I always enjoy seeing my favorite niece!” Ms. Harp giggled.
“We won't be here for very long,I'm afraid ,we can probably only stay the night to resupply and hit the road again,” Mike said.
“Thanks to Lyra eating most of our food,” Fluttershy deadpanned.
“Hey! I was hungry,” Lyra protested.
Fluttershy and Mike at each other and then back Lyra.
Before saying “Sure,” in union.
“Hey I'm serious! I was really hungry it's not my fault it's not my fault you didn't get enough food for all of us,” Lyra said with a pout.
Mike rolled his eyes, before Fluttershy sternly said” We had plenty of food you just ate it all!”
“Anyway who is your friend Lyra he looks like some kind of hairless ape?” Ms.Harp.
“APE!?” Mike said his eyes glowing green for a split second.
“Aunt Harp, could you not call my friend an ape? He’s a human!,I've told you about them before,” Lyra said looking annoyed.
“Oh a human, sorry about that now that you mention it,I do remember you telling me something about these humans,” Harp said thinking for a second.
“So,have you heard of any green monsters lately? Maybe one that was near ponyville recently?” Mike asked cautiously.
“No, ponyville isn’t too far from here pretty sure i would have heard if something like that was going on over there,especially since my darling little niece lives there,” Harp said thinking for a second, “ Why?”
“Oh nothing just curious,” Mike said going deep in thought.
“Well I guess I'm going to go grab some food stuffs,” Fluttershy said leaving the room.
“Well I suppose we could do some catching up Lyra,” Harp said as she and Lyra sat on the couch.
Lyra nodded with a big smile and they began the girl talk(the author has never held a conversation with a girl,sorry not sorry).
Meanwhile in ponyville
“No,no no! Err where is it!” a purple alicorn said as she furiously look though the book shelves.
“Twilight watcha doin,sugarcube?” an orange mare asked her as she walked into the room.
“Applejack! Oh I'm just trying to find what spell was used on that human that came to town,” Twilight said grabbing a book of the shelf and flipping though it.
“Uh I thought Princess Celestia to drop the green monster thing,didn’t she say that it didn't concern us, and that you should just focus on your friendship studies,” Applejack said looking confused.
“But it does concern me,Applejack after all I'm pretty sure Fluttershy went with the human,” Twilight said throwing another book away in frustration.
“Hey where’s Spike?” Applejack asked.
“I sent him and pinkie to grab some more books from the castle of the two sisters,” Twilight said looking through another book.
“And sure Princess is-,” Applejack said raising an eyebrow before being interrupted.
“I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PRINCESS THINKS!” Twilight yelled.
“W-what?” Applejack in bewilderment.
“Look all I know is that one of my friends is with a very dangerous person, and my mentor won’t help me,so so SO Im gonna help her myself,” Twilight said before grabbing another book.
“But twilight what if its not some kind of spell,” Applejack asked.
“Oh come on Applejack,what else could it be?” Twilight asked laughing
Later back with Mike and Co .
Mike and Fluttershy were walking around town to test a theory that Mike had.
“It looks like you were right,Celestia really didn't tell anyone about you, all we've gotten so far are interested looks and some dirty one, no ones called for the guards or anything,” Fluttershy noted.
“She probably doesn't want her people to freak out,” Mike nodded.
“Yep,so…. wanna go grab a coffee?” Fluttershy asked with a small blush.
“Sure,” Mike shrugged.
They walked into a small coffee shop(the only one in town) and waked up to the front counter,which was being manned by a white furred pegasus mare with a fluffy yellow mane.
“Hi! how can I help you?” The mare asked happily.
“I’ll just take a normal coffee with some sugar,” Fluttershy said timidly.
“Mocha Frappechino,with two shots of caffeine,” Mike said smiling before frowning and saying, “ I feel like I'm forgetting something,”
“Welp nothing like a cup of joe to get the brain juices going!” The mare said placing the coffee on a tray and hoofing it to Mike.
“Yep,” Mike laughed taken the tray and sitting down with Flutters.
“So Buttercup where we going after we leave town?” Mike asked.
“B-buttercup?” Fluttershy said blushing furiously
“Um yea, I just thought since we're friends i should give you a nickname and buttercup seemed to fit,” Mike shrugged not looking at Flutters as he grabbed this morning's newspaper from a nearby shelf,and began drinking his coffee.
“Um I guess it's fine, I mean i don’t mind if you- are you sure you should drink that so fast?” Fluttershy asked as Mike downed the whole thing in a single drink.
“Eh I drink coffee like that all the time,” Mike shrugged.
“Well is suppose- Um Mike maybe we should get out of here,your looking a bit um green,” Fluttershy said her eyes becoming the size of pinpricks.
Mike shot up and said, “ Buttercup pay the bill I'll be back,” he then ran out the door has his skin turned green.
Fluttershy was about to pay the bill when Hulk walked through the door accidentally breaking the door.
“Hulk love coffee!” Hulk said looking like a little kid that had been given way too much sugar, “Hulk want more coffee!”
“Oh um hulk I think you’ve had enough c-coffee,” Fluttershy said trying to sound motherly,and actually doing damn good job.
“But Hulk want more coffee!” Hulk yelled.
This made Fluttershy frowned sternly and fly up to eye level with Hulk, “ Now you listen here young stallion, I told you had enough coffee! So that mean you need to apologize to the mare for breaking her door and go think about what you’ve done,”
Hulk glared for a split second before shrinking under Fluttershy’s stern gaze. Hulk walked up to the shocked pegasus and said, “ Hulk sorry for breaking door little pony,”
“Good now go and sit into that corner,” Fluttershy said pointing to the corner.
Hulk grumbled and went to pout in the corner. Before a silver blur broke though the left wall and tackled Hulk though the other wall.
Hulk was pinned to the ground as he looked up to see a large silver robot on top of him.
“Stupid robot HULK SMASH!!!” Hulk said trying to kick the bot off of him.
“Target located commence retrieval operation phase two, Gamma energy drain,” The bot said opening its ‘mouth’ and suddenly causing a green energy to be slowly taken away form Hulk.
“Hulk hulk…. Hulk getting tired,” Hulk said as kicked the ground hard sending them both into the air, Hulk’s then seemed to get a second wind as he grabbed the bot and slammed him into the ground.
“Now hulk will smash you!!!” Hulk said cupping his hand and bringing them down on the robot denting its exoskeleton.
“Analyzing acquired gamma energy levels,level: sufficient converting to hulk buster combat mode,” the bot chirped before its body shifted to a more sleek look and green lines began to glow across the its body,before it blasted hulk in the face with a beam of green energy,sending him flying.
The bot got up and dashed over to Hulk,as he got up and returned the charge. Before they clashed the bot flipped over Hulk and grabbed into a full nelson. It opened its mouth again and started draining Hulk’s gamma energy once more.
“Stupid robot stop making Hulk tired,” Hulk said as he smashed his head over and over again as loosening its grip. Hulk backpelled and managed to smash the bot into the ground,before rolling off it and jumping it the air and smashing into the bot, completely destroying it.
Hulk stood up and roared “HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!”
Hulk whipped around in rage to see a giant red and yellow suit standing before.
“Puny metal man,hulk remember you! You punch hulks tooth out!” Hulk roared charging him.
“Well was not expecting that portal to lead to this,but good thing I always come prepared,” The man in the armour said as he meet Hulk’s charge head on and hitting his thrusters grabbing Hulk and smashing him into the ground. Before grabbing his head inside of a ramming device,before slamming his head into the ground.
“Go to sleep,go to sleep,go to sleep,please go just go to sleep!” The man said pleadingly as he rapidly smashed hulk's head into the ground.
“HULK NO GO TO SLEEP!” Hulk roared suddenly kicking the armoured into the air.
Hulk then stood up as the man charged him again. Hulk huffed starting to feel the fatigue of his previous fight as well as this one.
Hulk opened his arms wide and said, “Hulk.Smash!” and slamming them together sending a huge shockwave that threw the man off his feet.
Hulk jumped onto the man ripping both of the arm of the armour and beating him with them over and over as he began to break the helmet’s armour. Soon the arms were nothing but scrap metal and Hulk resorted to his fist,pounding into the armoured man.
“STOP!” Fluttershy said getting in between the man and Hulk,stopping the green giant int his tracks.
“Hulk stop,you beat him,you won,he won't hurt you now,” Fluttershy grabbing Hulk’s face in her hooves.
“No hurt Hulk?” Hulk asked Fluttershy.
Fluttershy shook her head with a smile before caressing his face soothingly.
Hulk looked at Fluttershy as steam began to come from his body,as it shrank as well as losing its green color.
Soon Mike was passed out in Fluttershy’s hooves as she caressed his his head.
Suddenly the chest peice of the suit opened up and a man in a smaller version of the armour stepped out before exiting that armour as well.
“Hey um pony? Anyway thanks for calming- that is not Bruce,okay this just keeps getting weirder and weirder, so let's take this from the top Tony Stark,and you are?” Tony asked.
“F-Fluttershy and this is Mike,um your not gonna turn us in are you?” Fluttershy asked.
“Nope,This kid may not be Bruce but he turns into the same Hulk I know,which means he's an old pal, so Im on your side,” Tony said smiling his classic tony smile.
“Oh! Thank goodness,” Fluttershy said.
“Anyway we should probably get going but first,” Tony said taking out a small box placing it on the ground and pressing a button on his belt, causing the box to grow into a large building.
“Friday,be a dear and activate the Cleanup protocol,” Tony said opening the door of the building and walking in.
Suddenly several blue and white armours flew out of the building and grabbed the wreaked larger armour and brought into the building. While Fluttershy picked Mike and followed Tony into the building.
The inside of the building was a large room with different armours several armours behind glass containers and several table littered with bits and bobbles. Tony grabbed a complete armour that currently didn't have paint job and walked outside real quick amd coming back in floating the robot Hulk fought in some kind of zero G field.
“Can’t wait to finish the suit this arm is gonna be connected to,” Tony said putting the robot on a table before turning to Fluttershy.
“Okay,now tell me everything from you meeting the kid to now,” Tony pulling up a chair with wheels and sitting down.
Meanwhile in Canterlot
“I'm so glad that your able to join us in our quest to end the threat of the Hulk,You and your troops will be a great asset to our cause, and I promise that we will do everything in our power to help you return home home,Mister… oh my I seem to have forgotten your name!” Celestia said talking to someone across from her at the round table.
The man stood up showing that he was somewhere in his mid 40s to early 50s.
“Ross Ma’am General Thunderbolt Ross,” Ross said before smiling, “And don't you worry bout a thing,I'll have that green brute’s head on a silver platter,”
Author's Note
Last cross for awhile ,unless you guys request one
Anyway the crossis with Black Night Sun's Chara dreemur https://www.fimfiction.net/story/381630/dreamer-adventures
https://youtu.be/dyQpEoMFF3w
Cross: Hulktale (edited)
Mike woke up on a couch to the sound of welding. He looked around to see none other than Tony Stark him fucking self fixing up the hulkbuster armour.
“Tony Stark?” Mike practically shouted jumping up.
“Oh well look who just woke up,mornin sunshine,” Tony said smirking before going back to his work.
“Im guessing my green friend did that,” Mike said pointing to the hulkbuster.
“Yep, Hulk has gotten a lot stronger than I anticipated, I'm gonna have to upgrade this suit on top of repairing it,” Tony said sighing.
“Wait how did you even get here?” Mike asked.
“Well a bunch of these gamma powered portals started showing up around the world and me and my team decided to investigate, SHIELD already quarantined them so no unauthorized personnel will be able to come through them,” Tony explained.
“Cool,I got here from stopping my friend from buying a stupid mask at a con,” Mike said shrugging.
“I'm not even gonna ask, because quite frankly that is the most boring backstory ever, and I’m more interested into your physics defining purse,” Tony said throwing Mike the bag.
“It's not a purse,” Mike pouted.
“Whatever you say kid, now how does it work,” Tony asked.
“Um magic?” Mike said looking unsure.
“I don't believe in magic,” Tony said shaking his head.
“I guess it taps into an empty universe for storage,” Mike thought.
“Now that I can get behind,” Tony said as Mike quickly got dressed.
“Anyway I'm in need of some air, see ya later,” Mike said.
“Okay, don't do anything I would do,” Tony called after him.
Mike walked outside and down the road taking in the sights.
“Damn, Today looks awesome absolutely nothing could go wrong today” Mike said.
Meanwhile in heaven
“Murphy we got another one!” a man said to a guy in a suit, who had a huge troll face.
The man laughed hysterically before saying, “You know what to do boys!”
Back with Mike
The sound of a whistle appeared before Mike was nailed with the handle of a knife with a glowing red blade.
“Oof” Mike said before picking up the knife and looking for whoever threw it. He soon heard the voice of a little girl speaking in his mind saying "Greetings, I am Chara if you need help or just want a friend you can always call on the first Fallen human. but if you are a genocidal maniac I will rip your soul from your body and erase your timeline ."
“Chara huh?” Mike said out loud. Suddenly he saw a portal open up that was spinning violently and sounded like a vacuum cleaner trying to suck something particularly stubborn up. Soon, a small child came flying out of it and knocking into him.
“Ok ow,” Mike said getting up and dusting himself off, “ You ok sweetie?” He asked trying to sound soothing.
“I'm okay I just hope my Azzy didn't get summoned…” Chara said looking at the portal as it closed with a pop. Now that Mike had a good look at her he saw that she was in a pink shirt with a White heart on the front, a skirt that was LiteBlue and a pair of white tennis shoes. Her red eyes practically glowed with power, she also looked like she had a permanent blush on her face and she had short brown hair.
“Aw you're both adorable and disturbing at same time,” Mike said smiling nervously. Chara looked at him scrutinizingly before smiling.
“ your info says you're not a bad person so do you want to be friends?” Chara said as she looked up at him with bright eyes that had a hidden veil of Darkness behind them.
Mike of course could not resist such cuteness and said “ Sure,”
“So who's hunting you?” Chara asked as she looked around inspecting the area.
“How did you know I was being hunted?” Mike asked in surprise.
“I used CHECK on you, It gave me basic information…” Chara said as she Shrugged her shoulders as if it was a normal thing.
“Oh ok, um as far as I know I'm being tracked down by Celestia and her royal guard,” Mike said chalking the check thing up to being another weird thing in his weird life.
“ but why tho? she normally has a lot of tolerance for things... at least my Celestia does.” Chara says already figuring this guy was a displaced and ready to fight and protect him.
“Well you see, when I get mad, stressed, or scared to any certain degree I kinda turn into a giant green rage monster called the Hulk, that beat the shit out of Celestia,” Mike said uncomfortably waiting for the dirty look he thought he was gonna get.
“ You were displaced as the Hulk!? That is so cool!” Chara yelled out. “I only got displaced as a near Immortal little girl!”
“Yea it sound awesome to be the Hulk, to be one of the strongest people out there,but once you actually have that power it's an absolute nightmare,” Mike sighed.
He was soon engulfed in a hug by her small arms as he heard her say “Hey it can't be that bad, and if you ever need help you will always have me…” and she was Chara now so she knew that as with all Charas they took care of their own.
“Yea I gue-” Mike said before a beam of red energy hit him from the side sending him flying.
“Get away from that girl!” Cyclops said before firing another beam at him. Chara slowly turned to him with pure rage in her eyes, summoning over 50 different knives floating around her all of them red with a black tint.
“Um scott I think we shouldn’t have done that,” Jean said looking at all of the knives.
“HULK SMASH!” Hulk said charging the x-men.
“You hurt my friend, you die first.” Chara said coldly as she ran towards Scott.
Scott fired a beam of red energy at Chara while Hulk grabbed Storm and smashed her into Jean. Chara created a red shield around her as she started flinging knives at Scott, the blades turning yellow and Orange mid-flight and exploding on contact.
Scott was sent flying by the force of Chara’s attacks, and he said into a mic on his chest “Ok plan B,”
Suddenly a giant container came down from the sky engulfing the Hulk.
“Nice try fucker, that shits made of vibranium! You aint ever gonna get outta that! take him away,” Scott said into his mic as a helicopter came picking up the container.
“Imma plant me a dumbass tree!” Chara yelled as she teleported behind him and grabbed him by the head before planting his face firmly in the ground before teleporting into the vibranium container and teleporting herself and the Hulk out although there was visible sweat on her as she got out.
“Help Hulk?” Hulk asked in quite confusion.
“Hey, you're my friend. You may be big and angry but you are still my friend!” Chara said smiling up at the Hulk before turning her hateful glare at the 3 X-Men.
“Hulk like tiny lady, tiny lady smash good,” Hulk said before glaring at the x-men.
“Um plan C,” Scott radioed in. Suddenly a platoon of soldiers and hulkbuster like armour came in surrounding them.
Ross than extied one of the large transport vehicles before saying in to mic, “We have you completely surrounded,”
“Greetings, I am Chara dreemurr and if you don't turn your sorry graying bitch ass around I'm going to show you why you. c Can't. Win!” Chara said her eyes becoming blacker and blacker with only a flicker of red
“Who is this lost child?” Ross asked one of his men,in a unamused tone.
“I'm the Lost Child that can terminate this entire timeline on a whim…” Chara says already pumping the black soul trait into the ground to reach into the Hulk Busters, she may be exaggerating her powers right now but that wouldn't be so in the future.
“Listen little girl, I know a bluff when I see one, and I can see your not going to come quietly so go get em boys,” Ross said.
“Well say goodbye to your big toys!” Chara said activating her hatred, Impaling every Hulkbuster and started to melt them.
“What the hell? Bring in the sonic cannons hurry!” Ross said causing three tank like vehicles to pull up and start blasting Chara and Hulk with intense sonic pulses that brought Hulk to his knees in pain.
“That's it everyone dies!” Chara said creating a giant ball of black Energy and goop like substance that started going in every direction, erratic with it’s attacking of everything within reach even as Chara herself fell to her knees.
“Okay time to go!” Celestia said teleporting all her troops away with Ross in tow.
“Hurt hulks ears,” Hulk whined rubbing his ears. Chara got up and walked over to the whole hugging him
“I know buddy it hurt me too…” Chara said as she tried to comfort the Hulk not even giving a thought to all the troops that were still dying via black soul trait.
“Hulk like little girl she nice, like yellow pony,” Hulk said smiling.
“I'm always nice to my friends!” Chara said as black Inky Blobs of energy started coming towards her and leaching into her skin.
Hulk yawned big before saying, “ Hulk tired,” and passing out slowly reverting back to Mike.
“MIIIIIIIIKE,” Fluttershy said coming out nowhere tears in her eyes as she grabbed Mike and cuddled the shit out of him almost waking him up. Chara got up and started collecting the rest of her hatred making sure to leave none behind.
“Hey where's my dumbass tree?” Chara asked as she looking for Scott.
Back with celestia and the others
“Okay… well, that could have gone better,”Celestia sighed.
“It was another displaced that's the only explanation, now we just have to wait for her to leave before resuming the hunt,” Scott said.
“Then that's what we will do,” Celetia nodded.
“It's all we can do,” Ross begrudgingly agreed.
“ Sir permission to speak freely sir!” one of the lieutenants said giving the absolute respect to them.
“Permission granted Soldier” Ross said.
“ Sir that child was Chara dreemurr one of the most dangerous children to ever exist and one of the most loyal children as well, if she calls that monster her friend she will come back even if she has to force herself into the universe sir” the lieutenant said before saluting and stepping back into line.
“Well shit,” Scott said, “ Guess we're gonna have to think of something else,”
with mike and the others
“I'm so glad you're okay Mike,” Fluttershy said as she kept an iron grip around Mike.
“Buttercup… AIR” Mike wheezed.
“Oh, sorry!” Fluttershy said releasing him with a blush.
“ You're actually really lucky I was here Mike. Some guy calling himself Ross decided it would be a good idea to hit us with unrelenting loud noises after I melted his big Hulk busting toys.” Chara said having finally gotten all of her hatred back in her.
Mike started laughing, “Thanks, but Hulk has dealt with those things in the past, although I'm sure you helped him along,”
“They had a vibranium cage which I had to teleport me and the Hulk out of!” Chara said sternly.
“Ok that’s new,” Mike said looking worried, “ Not entirely sure Hulk could break out out of that,”
“What’s vibranium,” Shy asked.
“ it's some of the strongest stuff in existence, you mix that with the stuff that was coating Wolverine's bones and you got the strongest metal in existence.” Chara said worried that even her hatred wouldn't be able to destroy that stuff.
“She’s right, Vibranium can absorb any kind of energy including kinetic,while adamantium is nearly unbreakable,” Mike said.
“ Again you're lucky I glitch in and out of the universe when I teleport…” Chara said trying to ignore the new EXP she’s gotten from killing all those people.
“Um why are there dead people,” Mike asked pointing to the corpses who were half-melted.
“Don't look at them Mike, look at me!” Fluttershy said grabbing his head.
“Excuse me?” MIke asked in confusion as Fluttershy suddenly blushed furiously.
“Actually I was the one that killed them… the black soul trait absorbs and melts anything it touches as long as it's not me or whatever I'm wearing…” Chara said trying to not look at anyone hoping that they wouldn't fear her now.
“Oh ok,” Mike said shrugging, “ As long as you only kill asholes,”
“Y-you don't hate me o-or fear me now?” Chara said surely looking up at him looking like a little girl scared that she had done something wrong.
“Naw ya did it to protect your friend, that’s the only reason I can think of that makes killing O.K,” Mike said smiling. He was soon tackle hugged by the little girl as she continued to say ‘thank you’ over and over again.
“You're welcome,” Mike said laughing and ruffling up her hair a bit, playfully.
“Hey don't mess up my hair I like it like it is!” Chara said that she tried to fix her hair.
“Sorry I used to do that to my little sis all the time, got the same reaction as well,” Mike laughed.
“I hope I don't get in too much trouble when I get back…” Chara whispered because she was supposed to be watching over Asriel at this moment.
“Hey who’s the kid?” Tony asked walking over.
“ I'm Chara dreemurr greeti- oh my gosh you're Tony Stark! I get to meet the real Tony Stark after fighting beside the Hulk! can today get any better!” Chara said as she ran up to Tony.
“There you are!” Logan said walking over with Nightcrawler and Rogue.
“ and the Wolverine himself!!! It can get better!” Chara about running between Wolverine and Tony Stark not able to pick which one she wanted to meet more.
“Is that Chara?” Rogue asked pointing to the little girl. The little girl nodded her head fast still going back and forth between Logan and Tony.
Tony being the attention hog he is suddenly had an idea, “ Hey do you wanna look at my armors?” and he was promptly glomped after that.
So while Tony showed off to Chara, Logan walked up to Mike.
“Okay kid, you're the Hulk don't try and deny it, I can smell it on ya, so imma make sure you don't do anything stupid like drink a frappuccino with extra caffeine, again,” Logan said calmly.
“Same sugar,” Rogue said winking at Mike,while Nightcrawler smiled at Mike and Fluttershy glared at Rogue, but no one noticed her glare.
After a while, Tony came out with Chara who was now wearing her own suit of mini iron man armour.
“Whoa whoa, watcha doing giving a little pumpkin liker her armor like that!” Rouge scolded.
“ I'm going to be my world's Iron Man!” Chara said excitedly as she started flying around the bed before falling down.
“Now you listen here Mr. Stark you can't be giving little girls weapons like that, what if she hurts herself or someone else!?” Rogue said getting in a now backpedaling Tony’s face.
“ but I have time manipulation!” Chara said stubbornly moving in between Tony and Rouge.
“Well that is true, as long as you're careful I suppose it should be fine,” Rogue said thinking it over carefully.
“Yes!” Chara says doing a little dance.
“Well then, I guess it's time we got going,” Tony said hitting a button on his belt shrinking the building down to a box.
“Oh if you're ever in need of a vacation from all the hunting, you can always come to my world! the Celestia there is nicer. She took me in after I may or may not have made her guard out to be fools…” Chara said as she blushed and looked away in embarrassment.
“Nice,” Logan said smirking with a nod of approval.
“Ok now how do I send you home?” Mike asked grabbing token knife and looking at it.
“ I can just glitch home if I wanted to but the universe's wouldn't like it… so how about you just say our contract is complete?” Chara said not sure if her Universe would like her glitching into it.
“Cool but before you leave how do you make one of these token things?” Mike asked.
“ Well you take an item that best represents you AKA like me and my knife for example, you say a mantra like I did with my weapon and you throw it into the void!” Chara said.
“Um ok so I'll use my bag i guess,” Mike said. “If you have need of me for either friendship or strength call the name of the strongest one there is and I'll be there in a surge of green,” He then threw it as a portal opened up… and then the bag popped back in front of him.
“Also, keep my knife on you at all times, because if she knows who I am, you can be damn well sure some of those soldiers know who I am... and depending on the version, they know that I will come back.” Chara said seriously as her knife acts like a beacon since it's connected to her soul.
Mike nodded and put the knife in his bag. “Our contract is complete,”
“ I hope I get back before Celestia and the others get out of Asriel's mind!” Chara said nervously as she saw the portal open up to the library and entered.
“Bye,” Mike said waving as she left though the portal.
“Alright let's go grab Lyra and get out of here,” Tony said as they walked to the town to pick up Lyra.
Author's Note
https://youtu.be/dyQpEoMFF3w
Hulk vs the everfree
Mike woke up with a yawn and got up with a grumble.
“Good morning sleeping beauty,” Tony chuckled, “Logan was looking for you,”
“Oh really? Where’s everyone else?” Mike asked looking surprised.
“Rogue and Nightcrawler left, their gonna be running recon for us, keeping us up to date with what’s going on with the ponies’ and Ross’s movements,which was my idea by the way, don't let anyone tell you otherwise,as for Butters she went into town to get supplies,and Lyra’s still sleeping,” Tony said looking up from where he was fixing up an arm of his hulkbuster armour.
“Yea ok, um sorry about you armour,” Mike said scratching the back of his head.
“Wasn’t your fault kid, you and Banner have the same problem, you take responsibility for the Hulk’s actions,” Tony said stopping with his work for a second.
“Yea but its by fault for transforming in the first place, that makes me responsible for everything that happens next,” Mike said shaking his head and walking out.
“That's gonna be a load on your shoulders kid,” Tony sighed.
Mike walked into the field ,where he saw Logan sitting down in lotus position.
“Hey Logan!” Mike said with a big smile as he walked up to the older man.
“Good your up, let's get down to business,” Logan said getting up.
“To defeat the huns,” Mike said grinning.
“Well I certainly got sent a daughter,when I asked for a son” Logan said with a smirk.
“Hey!” Mike said getting angry.
“If that's all it takes to get under you skin, we have a lot of work ahead of us,” Logan said narrowing his gaze, his smirk falling of his face immediately.
Mike was caught off guard by this, and took a step back in surprise.
“You need to learn to control two things, your heart rate, and your temper, and since your just a stupid kid, both of those are gonna be hard for you,” Logan said with a stone hard poker face.
“I'm not stupid,” Mike muttered.
“Sure kid,” Logan said sarcastically before saying , “For now all I can do is help you with getting you temper under wraps, but controlling your heart rate will take awhile,so sit down we’ve wasted enough time as it is,”
Mike nodded sitting down in lotus position, before Logan began to instruct him in meditation and breathing exercises.
Meanwhile with Fluttershy
Fluttershy was feeling pretty good today, Mike wasn’t tossing and turning in his sleep like he normally did,and she was able to get enough food for the next few weeks, thanks to Discord giving her the needed bits,and it was a beautiful day. She was still worried that someone would recognize her as the element of kindness,but thankfully her luck was holding. She then adjusted Mike’s bag around her neck and jogged down the street.
“Fluttershy?” she heard a familiar voice say from behind her.
She froze and looked over her shoulder to see Rarity, not knowing what to do Fluttershy flew away as fast as possible.
“Fluttershy wait!” Rarity cried out chasing after but stopping once she realized she wouldn't be able to catch the yellow pegasus.
Fluttershy kept flying as fast as she could, before she was sent carrening to the ground by a blue blur, she squirmed as she was pinned by her attacker.
“Let me go Rainbow!” Fluttershy yelled (well for her at least), and squirming under her friend.
“No way, we’ve been looking for and the weird monkey!” Rainbow said with a smirk, as she pinned Flutters to the ground.
“He’s not a monkey , he’s a hooman!” Fluttershy fired back.
“Whatever, point is Twilight needs to talk to both of you,” Rainbow said sitting on her so Flutters couldn’t struggle out of her grasp.
“Fluttershy? Thank goodness,” Twilight said running up to them,Applejack, Pinkie, and Rarity right on her tail.
“Now where is that varmit!” Applejack demanded.
“He’s not a varmit,” Fluttershy said glaring at Applejack.
Applejack is taken aback and Twilight steps forward.
“Rainbow, get off of her,I just want to hear her side of the story,” Twilight said giving Dash a stern look.
Dash grumbled something as she got off Fluttershy allowing her to get up.
“Okay so let’s hear it, why did he attack Celestia?” Twilight asked.
“It wasn’t his fault, when gets angry this big green hooman called Hulk comes out, Hulk attacked her because he felt like he needed to protect himself, he’s really sweet when you get to know him, both of them,” Fluttershy said pleadingly.
“So he’s unstable,” Twilight said narrowing her eyes.
“What? No-” Fluttershy began.
“Come on girls let's go find him before he hurts somepony else, good thing I brought the elements,come on girls” Twilight said ignoring Fluttershy as she passed around the necklaces with gems with the same symbol as their cutie marks, and placing a crown of similar make on her head.
She then turned to give Fluttershy the necklace that had the pegasus’s cutie mark, only for her to slap it away in disgust.
Twilight shook her and sighed,” I was afraid this would happen, sorry Fluttershy, but as the holder of the element of Magic, I find you unfit to hold the element of kindness,”
Fluttershy looked on in shock ,as a beam of light went from the crown to the necklace changing it into a pink crystal. It then floated to a small purple dragon .who was trying to avoid eye contact with Fluttershy, as it formed a necklace with a pink crystal in the form of his head on it.
“No you can’t!” Fluttershy said in shock and horror tear welling up in her eyes.
“Don’t make this harder than it has to be, where is he?” Twilight asked gently.
Fluttershy glared at her getting in her face and said, “I would NEVER betray a friend,”
Twilight glared right back, there was a solid minute, before Twilight spoke up.
“Fine...Spike take a letter,” Twilight said.
Spike solemnly brought a piece of parchment and a quill.
“Dear Princess Celestia, I’m saddened to report that Fluttershy refuses to reveal the location of the greatest threat to equestria to date, I also regret to inform you that I had to use the spell you used to separate Luna’s connection to the elements on her, and thus have appointed a new element of kindness, I request your assistance at Donkyburg post haste,Your faithful student Twilight Sparkle,” Twilight said as Spike wrote down her words, before blowing green flames on to the parchment, burning it to a crisp.
“Im sorry Fluttershy, but we’re going to have to detain you,” Twilight said sadly.
Fluttershy looked her dead in the eye and did the only thing she could think off, she screamed at the top of her lungs.
Meanwhile with Mike and Wolvey.
“Alright lets try this, AGAIN!” Logan said looking annoyed as he sat in lotus position, facing Mike.
Mike nodded but before they could start again, Logan jumped up suddenly.
“What is it?” Mike asked tensing up.
“Get inside and tell Stark that if I don't come back in ten minutes, to leave immediately,” Logan said running off.
Mike decided against questioning the motherfucking Wolverine him fucking self, and got his ass inside.
“Logan ran off and told me to tell you, that if he’s not back in ten minutes to get the hell out of dodge,” Mike said.
Tony eyes narrowed as he looked up from his work, he gave Mike a nod, and went back to his work.
Back with Logan
Logan dashed through the fields, heading straight for where he heard Fluttershy’s scream, all he could see was red, whatever had hurt that sweet girl was going to pay...in blood. He jumped down the hill and landed at the bottom, in the full view of the six ponies and dragon below.
Twilight and the gang, minus Fluttershy, got into battle positions.
“Butters, they didn’t rough you up did they?” Logan growled.
“No Im fine,” Fluttershy said looking afraid, but not of Logan, but rather what she had feeling he would do.
“I presume you're Logan?” Twilight asked glaring at him.
“Who’s asking,” Logan said narrowing his eyes.
“She is buster, and if you don’t get out of our way, you’re gonna regret it,” Rainbow said haunching down,
“Doubtful, from where I'm standing all I have to do is beat, a spoiled diva, a southern stereotype, a tomboy, a pampered princess, and the sorriest excuse for a dragon I've seen in my fucking life,” Logan said with snort.
“Why you little!” Rainbow said dashing forward only for Logan to bitch slap her to the side.
“Rainbow! Yer gonna pay fer that varmit!” Applejack yelled charging Logan and meeting the same fate as her blue friend.
“Applejack, Rainbow we need to hit him together with the elements,” Twilight said with confidence.
The two nodded as the got up quickly in anger, before giving Logan a smug grin and dashing to Twilight side. They began to glow and hover their eye glowing white, Logan suddenly dashed forward and punched Twilight hard in her face sending her flying into the wall of a nearby building, hitting it hard before bouncing off of it and on the to the ground.
“Wait how did you do that?” Rainbow asked in shock.
“I ran up and punched her ,while she was preparing whatever the hell that was,” Logan deadpanned.
“But that's impossible!” Rainbow glared at him.
“Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience,” Logan replied.
Rainbow seemed flustered ,so she did the stupid thing and tried to buck Logan, only for him to kick her in her rear knocking her over.
“I'm about done with you partner,” Applejack said throwing a lasso over Logan, seemingly pinning his arms to his sides. Logan turned to her and brought his right arm, three metal blades coming out his fist. He then easily cut the lasso and picked Applejack up by her throat, bringing her close to his face.
“Now you listen to me, cuz I'm only gonna say this ONCE, If you ,or any of you little pals ever and I do mean EVER, attack me or the people I tolerate, your not gonna be alive enough to regret it,got it bub?” Logan said with a look that froze Applejack to her core ,as well as the girls ,who were looking on in shock.
Applejack nodded her head frantically, Logan glared at the rest getting the same reaction.
“Good,” Logan said dropping Applejack and looked at Fluttershy, jerking his head in the “come on” motion.
Fluttershy jumped up and followed the grizzled man back up the hill.
Back with Tony….and Mike I guess.
The trio sat in silence, the only sound being Tony working on his suit, Lyra tossing a ball up and down with her magic, Mike looking away from the group with a thousand yard gaze. The silence was broken by Logan from the front door with Fluttershy in tow.
“We’re leaving,” Logan said, prompting Tony to stand up.
“Alright if we’re done awkwardly sitting in silence, lets go,” Tony said walking out with Logan and Flutters.
“Well let’s go I guess,” Lyra said getting up and walking to the entrance. Mike got up and silently followed her out.
Tony shrunk the cube base down and threw into Mike’s bag, that was more like everyone’s bag now as they had decided to use it as a shared storage. The group hurried along, following Logan into the nearby woods as fast as possible. They hurried at a steady pace, Logan tensing up as he heard the sound of tanks and helicopters in the distance.
“We have to hurry, let’s get deeper into the forest,” Logan said as they dashed along.
“I can’t believe we’re running through the everfree,” Lyra grumbled as they ran.
“Shut it, greenie,” Logan snapped.
Lyra glared at him but remained silent as the group ran, except Tony who was flying in a armour that turned him invisible, just above the treetops. A few hours later the group found themselves in a bog as a thick fog began to set. Eventually the fog got so thick that they could barely see a few feet ahead of them, relying on the Tony’s directions.
“Okay guys just ke-” Tony began to say before static took over their coms.
“Stark? I didn’t catch that? Stark? Come in Stark, Damn something's jamming the comms,” Logan said turning to the group.
“You three stay put, I’m going to climb up and look for Stark, If I'm not back in two minutes get the hell out of here,” Logan said before jumping into the trees.
The group nodded.
“Watch your back, Logan,” Mike said watching as he left.
The next two minutes felt like hours, the group sat in silence as worry washed over the group.
“Welp let's get going,” Mike said getting up and walking forward, the two mares following after him.
They trudged forward in silence, before Lyra piped up.
“So um… things have been pretty crazy huh?” Lyra said trying desperately to break the ice.
The other two looked to with silent agreement.
“Like the Celetia sending people after us,” Lyra said awkwardly.
“Those robots that we still don’t know where they came from,” Mike cutt in.
“How we do we know that it wasn’t from Ross,” Fluttershy asked.
“He’s more….direct than that, besides he would have wanted to see the Hulk captured personally,” Mike said.
“I guess, what do you think Lyra?” Fluttershy said turning to see that Lyra was gone.
“Lyra!?” Mike and Fluttershy said in shock.
“We gotta find her!” Mike said running off into the fog.
“Mike wait, don’t-” Fluttershy said before realizing that he was already out of ear shot, before shrinking back as she looked around her surroundings,before whimpering “Run off on your own,well guess I’m all alone,... in this fog,...in the everfree forest, why does this always happen to me?”
Mike dashed through the forest hoping to catch up with whatever had snatched up Lyra. Soon he had reached the edge off a large bog.
“Lyra!” Mike shouted, “Where are you?”
Something moved under the bog, but it obviously wasn’t Lyra, it movement was almost snake like.
“Um yea not fucking with that,” Mike said turning to move away from the water, before a emerald green scaled snake like creature bit into his leg, causing Mike to scream in pain before the creature pulled him towards the water, Mike grabbed a low hanging branch before his body jolted causing him to let go as his eyes glowed green. The snake creature pulled him under the water. Silence drenched the bog, not a thing stirred, it was as if the world was holding its breath. Five seconds, Ten seconds,Fifteen, the seconds ticked by ,the silence was almost deafening. And the water rippled, and suddenly a huge dragon like creature with several long snake like heads was catapulted ,out of the deep lake like bog, roaring in pain. The dragon slammed into the trees getting up with a groan before a smaller green blur slammed into it.
“HULK SMASH PUNY LIZARD THING!!!” Hulk said grabbing one of the head by its long neck, and ripping it clean off its green blood gushing onto the ground, the neck then suddenly grew three more heads,one of which then bit into Hulk, making him roar in pain.
“Stupid,snake thing stop growing more stupid things so Hulk can finish smashing!” Hulk growled bashing the head that was biting with his elbow, causing it to release him.
He grabbed its head and punched its face over and over, before the other heads bit into him and dragged him off the head. Hulk roared and slammed both of his fist down on one the heads , his own blood flowing onto the ground. The head let go with a daze, and Hulk punched through the head on another destroying its brain. The head fell limply down to the ground, Hulk noticed this and grinned evilly, as an plan began to form, before the rest ripped chunks of flesh from him, which to their surprise, Hulk’s wounds began to close at a quick pace. Hulk glares the Hydra down rushing over to tree pulling it up by its roots and stabbed it stabbed it straight into the heart of the Hydra, all of its head screamed in pain before it whimpered weakly falling to the ground lifeless.
“HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!” Hulk said jumping on top of its corpse and beating his chest with his fists, not noticing the trio of bipedal dragons sneaking up on him.
The leader of the small pack, a tall one with crimson red scales, charged him, unfortunately for him this is when Hulk took notice of them, and with a roar he whipped around and slammed both of his fists in into young dragon, knocking the wind out of him. The two backed up a bit surprised by how fast Hulk had moved, and Hulk eyes both of them his rage building.
“Why no one leave Hulk alone!?” Hulk growled.
“Sorry Boss needs you for something,” The purple female dragon said with a uneasy smirk.
“Ross,”Hulk asked miss hearing her.
“No Boss,” The Dragon corrected.
“ROSS!?” Hulk said not listening to her.
“Wait no I said B-” She began before Hulk punched her so hard she flew threw through several tree, snapping them in half with the force.
“HULK SMASH STUPID OLD MAN!!!” Hulk roared charging the last dragon who narrowly dodged by flying into the air.
“Scaly birdy get down so Hulk can smash,” Hulk demanded.
“Um no,” The gray scaled dragon deadpanned.
“Then Hulk come to you!” Hulk roared jumping up and grabbing the dragon, his weight bringing them both crashing to the ground, before pinning the young drake and beating into him. Hulk began to rapidly slam his fists into the poor drake, beating him into a bloody pulp.
“That's enough!” Said the red dragon for earlier as he tackled Hulk. He tried to keep on the Hulk’s back, searing the green beast with his flame and cutting into his skin with his claws, pouring his blood onto the floor.
Hulk roared in pain making a grab for the drake on his back, but to no avail, he then jumped into the air and fell back first crushing the surprised drake under his weight. Hulk rolled off him before towering over the red dragon, who was trying to regain his bearings. Hulk jumped high into the air and a few seconds past ,before Hulk slammed into the dragon from above with enough for it to make a crater. With the sicking sound of bones breaking ,the dragon cried out in pain. Hulk roared in victory before two robot grabbed him by his arms and flew him high into the air. Hulk struggled against his attackers before they threw him out the forest and into a the large plains around the forest. Hulk slammed hard into the ground, kicking up dirt as he slid into the ground. Hulk got back up with a roar charging the two bots.
“Hulk smash you good this time!” He yelled as he met them head on.
The robots charged Hulk and pinned him to the ground, their chests opened up and green energy flowed from hulk to the robots. Hulk fought back strong as ever at first,but his struggle got weaker and weaker as he began to shirk. Within a minute Hulk had reverted to Mike, who as always was knocked out cold, dangling from the clawed grasp of one of the robots.
“Target retrieved, returning to base,” The Robots beeped before flying off towards their destination.
Hulk vs the villian of this chap...kinda?
Author's Note
https://youtu.be/dyQpEoMFF3w
Hulk vs the villian of this chap...kinda?
In a room surrounded by dozens of computer panels, and other instruments. The Leader sat in his chair looking out of the large window in the front of the room, that looked out into a room with a large cylinder that was on its side, and inside this cylinder was Mike, suspended in water, a oxygen mask on his face.
“Ah wonderful, simply wonderful, honestly I was not expecting that capturing the Hulk to be so easy!” The Leader laughed before grinning, “Well then let's begin the tests shall we?” He then turned a dial on the panel, electrifying the water,causing Mike to wither in pain,before screaming in agony.
Back in the everfree.
Logan slammed into a tree with a groan.
“Stay down Logan,” Storm said coming towards him lighting in his eyes.
“Not a chance,” Logan said as he charged her.
He punched her hard in the face, powering threw her lighting and slamming her into a tree. She got up with a grunt and blasted him with another blast of lighting. Logan dodged it and brought his fist up to hit her again. She flew into the air and threw a gust of wind at him, knocking him back a bit. She then once again tried to hit him with a huge blast of lighting, only for a beam of energy to knock her out of the sky, and taking her out of the fight.
“What took you so long ,Stark?” Logan asked with a glare.
“Took a bit for the suit to boot up,that and Scott isn't exactly a walk in the park” Tony said flying down in his standard red and yellow suit before gesturing to his scorched shoulder part of his armor.
“Yea whatever, let's get out of here, and find the others,” Logan said, before a group of soldiers surrounded them with guns pointed at them.
“Oh look the boy scouts are here! Now boys but the BB guns down, before I take and eye out,” Tony said aiming his repulser at them,and Logan unsheathing his blades with a grin.
“Oh I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” Ross said coming up from behind his men, he was accompied by two more slodgeirs, who were holding Fluttershy and Lyra at gunpoint.
“Unless of course you th-” Ross said before the men holding Butters and Lyra dropped to the floor.
“I'm sorry what were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over your ego,” Tony said smirking under his helmet, with two little launchers coming from his shoulders.
Ross looked flabbergasted but grumbled something as he walked off ,motioning to his men to follow him. They did so and Lyra and Fluttershy walked up to the two men.
“Where’s Mike?” Logan asked.
“I don’t know ,we were making our way out of the forest when they grabbed us, they were expecting you to beat Strom and the laser eyes guy, so they snatched us to get Mike to give up freely as a plan B,” Lyra shrugged.
“So that means he’s probably out of the forest by now,” Logan nodded.
“Yea probably,” Lyra said hopefully.
“Guess they were banking on Logan and I keeping Mike calm ,when they approached us,” Tony muttered going deep into thought as they headed out of the forest.
Logan looked around in confusion, taking a sniff of the air, his eyes narrowing. Everyone watched him with baited breath.
He turned to them and said, “I can’t pick up his scent,”
“What does that mean?” Lyra asked warly.
“It means someone or something has snatched him up, or he’s decided to go solo,” Logan said clenching his fist.
“Either way we need to find him, If he...ya know, things will get messy,” Tony said looking worried.
“Let’s split into groups of two to cover more ground,” Logan said.
“Right I'll go with Butters,you get Lyra,” Tony said snatching up Flutters up and flying off.
Logan rolled his eyes and silently walked off, Lyra in tow.
Back with Mike and big brain.
“Your pain tolerance is quite impressive,” The Leader laughed, “Oh well I guess all need now is a blood sample,”
Mike floated unconscious in the water, as the Leader used a remote controlled robot arm to insert a syringe into the tube, jamming it into his arm, filling the syringe with dark red blood. Mike jolted up his eyes glowing green, only for two large sphere like objects near him to absorb green energy out of him, turning his eyes back to their normal color, and making him fall back into unconscious. The arm placed the syringe into a tube in the room that transferred it to the room where the Leader was waiting with a giddy smile. He took the syringe and walked out of the room. He walked to a large room with several devices, that looked quite advanced. He placed the syringe into one of the device. The Leader than got to work with his science experiments. Unbeknownst to him, Celestia had amassed a small army of ponies outside his hideout.
“Leader!” Celestia yelled out, “We know you’re hiding in there come quietly and you will be give a lighter sentence for your crimes against Equestria,”
The hidden hatch raised from the rocky ground. But the Leader was not the one who stepped out. To the surprise of everyone, a large scaly green giant wearing nothing but a black speedo walked out.
“And who might you be?” Celestia asked with a glare.
“None of your damn business, now I'm only gonna tell you this once,get lost,” The giant said narrowing his eyes.
Celestia laughed and said,” Not likely there is only one of you and fifty of us,”
“What a pain, tell ya what, I'm just going to only break a few bones in each of you idiots, because I don’t feel like wasting my time cleaning your blood of my hands,” The giant said with a glare before saying with a sigh, “Last chance toots,”
“I'll take my chances,” Celestia snapped back.
The man shrugged and began to walk towards them.
Celestia turned to her men and said, “Charge!”
The entire group lowered their spears and charged the green giant, he spread his arms before slamming them together creating a shockwave that knocked them off their feet.Celestia got to her hooves in shock.
“Who are you?” Celestia asked in shock.
“I am The Abomination,soon to be rival of Hulk,” He said gruffly.
“Wait you mean to tell me your as strong as that monster?” Celestia asked.
“Some would argue I am even stronger, but only at our base lines I admit I have quite far to go, before I can face his final form,” Abomination said with wistful look.
“I see,” Celestia regain her composure, “Men!”
Her men got to their hooves looking at her expectantly.
“It is time for our final tactic!” Celestia said charging forward.
Everyone looked on in shock(or mild surprise in the abomination’s case),before she spun around on, and ran in the opposite direction.
“Run for your life!” She yelled.
“Is that….a JoJo reference,” Abomination deadpanned as he watched Celestia ran with her men into the distance ,with great annoyance, “Very well then back to business,”
He walked back into the bunker and found the room where the robots from earlier were kept, he suddenly began to shrink, slowly melting into a tall man in his late twenties.
“Now then, time to make sure these things never interfere with Hulk and I’s battle, as a warrior I can not allow such dishonor that has been shown towards Hulk, not now not ever,” He said with a growl typing something into a computer causing two arms to dismantle the robots. He then took a metal bottle of liquid off the desk and poured half of it into each of the bot circuitry. The liquid melted through the circuitry with a hiss. He then walked to the main generator room, and messed with the controls.
“Tyler? What do you think you are doing?” Leader demanded as he enter the room behind the Abomination.
“Isn’t obvious? I’m overloading the generators to blow this place sky high,” Tyler said raising an eyebrow.
“But why? We’ve been working together ever since we met in this world three years ago!” The Leader asked in fear and confusion.
“Oh you mean the three years in which you manipulated me into doing the heavy lifting, and in which you planned to replace me with the Hulk, and use me as a giant power generator?I count myself lucky that I came across your personal diary,” Tyler said glaring at him.
“But if you overload this place we will both die,” The Leader said in shock.
“Trying to scare me into submission? We both know the Hulk and I will be fine, you however will be blown to oblivion, and I will finally get to feel the power of the Hulk myself,” Tyler said before chuckling.
“What's so funny?” Leader snarled.
“As you know I was a boxer in my past life, to think I will get the chance to step into the ring with the Hulk himself, call me naive but I always dreamed of going one on one with him, well him and Superman,but I have feeling that's not going to happen, anyways I must thank you for helping me get used to this world, its funny even though I never really liked you, I'm going to miss you big nerd,” Tlyer said as red lights began flash and a siren blared.
“Please you have to save me, please don’t let me die here!!!” Leader begged getting on his knees and grabbing Tyler arm.
“After all we’ve done, you have the gull to beg for mercy,” Tyler answered coldly, “You know as well as I do that abominations such as ourselves have no right to beg,”
“You can’t leave me to die here!!” The Leader said in shock.
Tyler got in a face and said with a ice cold stare, “Says the man who has killed infants for his “tests” I have not pity for you, your not worth killing, but I refuse to save you,”
And with those words the lab exploded into a huge fireballs, Tyler now in his Abomination form, walked out the flames, his body a light with orange flame. He pats his shoulder putting the flames out, and smirked as something slammed into the ground in front of him.
“Hulk, I’ve been waiting for you,” Tyler growled his voice grinning, his razor sharp teeth now in full view.
“Who green man, where is Hulk?” Hulk asked in a rage.
“Neither of those questions are relevant, all you need to know is that we are about to fight,” Tyler said getting into a boxer stance.
“Hulk smash green man!” Hulk roared charging and throwing a punch.
Abomination bobbed out the way, and fast as lighting hit Hulk with two quick jabs. Disorienting the green giant. He began to hit Hulk over and over with a barrage of quick jabs, to his face, chest, and gut, keeping Hulk off balance. Hulk roared and managed to grab one the Tyler’s arms, and punched him in the face over and over. Tyler grabbed Hulk’s arm, locking them both in place. They growled at each other, each one knowing what was about to happen, they reeled their heads back and slammed them together in a earth shattering headbut. The ground shook and cracked as the titans headbutted each other over and over. Blood oozing from their foreheads, but neither giving in. Over and over, second turned to minutes as they rapidly slammed into each other. The whole world seemed to be holding it breath, who would come out on top? Who would take the victory from the bloody grasp of their opponent. And then it happened, one of the green giants fell to the ground, they laid unmoving only their slow breathing being any indication of them still being alive. The victor placed a foot on their fallen opponent in victory, before roaring as lightning struck behind them.
“HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!”
Hulk roared up at the heaven themselves, declaring his victory over his adversary. Hulk then took several big breath before falling back down , as he and Tyler reverted to their human forms.
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Hulk and Tyler do shit,oh Luna is here now too
Author's Note
I'm back bois
https://youtu.be/dyQpEoMFF3w
Hulk and Tyler do shit,oh Luna is here now too
Mike woke up with a groan, the first thing he felt was the cold of the stone ground he was laying on, after a minute his eyes adjusted to the dark, after he did this he realized he was in a cave of some kind. The remnants of campfire lay a few feet from him and the cave entrance opened up to a foreboding wasteland outside, as the stars sparkled down from jet black night sky.
“Your up, good, now we can get to the bottom of this mess,” a voice said to the right of him.
Mike jolted up, scrambling backward before his escape was cut off by the cave wall behind him. Mike looked to where the voice came from, his gaze falling on a young man in his twenties, with jet black hair and piercing blue eyes. He was currently wearing a white tank top, and cameo pants, with brown mountain boots.
“Skittish aren’t you,” He said with an amused look on his face.
“Well yea waking up in a cave with some random dude does that to you,” Mike said with a glare.
“Fair enough,” the man said, “ My name is Tyler, and I'm the one who saved your ass from the big-headed mad man,”
“Oh um thanks,” Mike said shuffling nervously.
“Your welcome,” Tyler said bluntly.
They sat in silence for about a minute.
“Okay so who are you again?” Mike asked with a nervous smile.
“Tyler, and like you, I'm not from this world, but unlike you, my power is the ability to transform into the abomination,and I can control it,” Tyler said with a look of annoyance.
“So did you go to a con too?” Mike asked.
“Nope, went to bed and just kind woke up in pony land,” Tyler shrugged.
“Cool, so um can we go find my friends now?” Mike asked.
“They're in Equestria right?”
“Yea”
“Well, in that case, we have a problem,”
“What?”
“I have no idea where Equestria is from here”
“Fuck”
“Yep”
Meanwhile in Ponyland
Luna was in a good mood, not only had she had just had a wonderful little chat with one of her night guards, after coming back from her annual vacation, which had been simply wonderful ,the japonyese are so hospitable, not only had she learned that they had made allies in some country from another universe but now she was about to have what she hoped would be a wonderful chat with her sister over several topics of interest.
“Ah, Luna! You’ve returned, good, we were just debating bringing you into the fold,” Celestia said with a warm smile as she turned from Ross, who was eyeing Luna with a slight glare.
“Fold? Whatever do you mean sister?” Luna said worriedly, although her stoic expression did not show it.
“Well you see sister there is this young colt, that has the ability to transform into an incredibly powerful green monster when he is enraged or distressed and we-” Celestia began before Luna cut her off.
“Ah a simple problem, I will get to work immediately, first I shall approach the young colt in order to soothe him, he must quite skittish due to his unique power set, the next step is also quite simple after I have formed a bond of trust with him, I will teach him breathing exercises and another just way to keep one's emotions in check,” Luna said with a nod.
Celestia looked flabbergasted, and Ross was rolling his eyes.
“Now then do we know where the young colt is now? I would like to get started as quickly as possible,” Luna not noticing their looks, as she was deep in thought.
“Sister I'm not going to put the safety of Equestria at risk like that, Im mean honestly he’s not even a pony,” Celestia said chuckling a bit.
“Honestly women are you an idiot? the Hulk can’t be reasoned with its a monster! I mean why do you think we’ve been trying to destroy it for the last-” Ross began.
Ross didn’t get to finish his sentence, he was too busy getting flung through a wall and across the castle courtyard.
“Now that the trash has been taken out, Let's have a little chat dearest sister,” Luna said with a dark aura surrounding her.
Celestia’s eyes narrowed as a golden aura surrounded her entire body, “Lets,”
Luna suddenly materialized a large scythe made of black energy, before swing it at blinding speeds at Celestia, Celestia quickly ignited her horn and formed a dome of energy around her blocking the blow, a second later she disappeared with a pop. Luna closed her eyes, before opening them, said eyes now glowing with white light.
“Honestly Sister have you forgot that I can see magic traces, not even a teleportation spell is good enough to hide from me,” Luna said as she looked around the room.
“Of course you have to be looking in the right direction dearest sister,” Celestia taunted.
Luna realized a second too late that the sound of her sister's voice had come from above, as she jerked her head upwards she saw Celestia bearing a large war hammer down onto her. The head of the hammer slammed into her making a smaller crater in the floor, pinning her below it in the process.
“Had enough,” Celestia asked a stern gaze.
“Not nearly,” Luna growled, suddenly dissipating into a black cloud and disappearing from sight.
Celestia looked in around in obvious annoyance, “We can’t keep playing these games sister, be a good girl and give up already,”
“Now now sister you know Im far too stubborn for that,” Luna said as she suddenly appeared behind Celestia, scythe already raised to strike, she swung and with small shockwave sent Celestia flying into a wall. Dust clouded the view of the wall that Celestia had been flung through.
“Damn it, she strong then I remember,” Luna said gritting her teeth, before launching a beam of magic from her horn into the dust cloud. A shield became barely visible in the cloud of dust as said cloud began to slowly settle.
“Gotcha,” Luna said with a smirk, flapping her wings hard to popple forward at blinding speeds.
Luna raised her scythe to strike the shield, the outward thrust of her jet black wings clearing the dust, allowing her to see the bubble shield was empty.
Luna could barely think straight as a bit of blood dripped down her face.
“Now girls,” She heard Celestia said as a rainbow-colored light engulfed her.
A few moments later, Celestia was placing a statue of Luna in the garden with a heavy heart.
“I truly believed she had changed but she just as brash as ever,” Celestia sighed sadly shaking her head.
“It's going to be okay Princess, I'm sure she’ll come around eventually,” Twilight said trying to reassure her.
“I suppose, but for now we must focus on finding that monster, thankfully Discord has reinforced the borders of our universe, so that demon child can’t get back in unless someone let her in on purpose,” Celestia said taking back up her normal posture as she walked off the elements in tow.
Meanwhile back with the green bois
“Are you sure this is the right way,” Mike asked with a look of uncertainty.
“Yea totally,” Tyler said not sounding one hundred percent sure.
“Maybe we should ask for directions,” Mike offered.
“We’re not asking anyone for directions, if we end up in a country other then Equestria, that obviously the planet is conspiring against us and needs to reminded who’s in charge,” Tyler snapped.
“But the planet isn’t sentient,” Mike said in confusion.
“It's sentient if I say it is now shut up and follow me damn it,” Tyler said with a glare.
“Oh sorry I forgot you decided what things are sentient,” Mike said with a touch of obvious sarcasm.
“Well make sure you don’t forget again,” Tyler said with a slight smile.
Mike laughed as they continued to the scorched wasteland.
A few hours later they came to a large beach and ocean.
“ Equestria is over that ocean,” Tyler said.
“I thought you said you didn’t know wh- why did you transform, wait no!”
Mike was not flying like a missile over the ocean as Tyler watched him fly off.
“Blech, I was aiming for the stupid looking castle, oh well,” Tyler said with a bit of a scoff before jumping after him.
Back with Mike
A small group of ponies is watching outside a large building, where something had slammed through the roof of the building. They heard the shuffling of something large in the building before primal roar sent them scattering the group, the ponies screaming in terror as the ran. Hulk broke down the wall as he stumbled into the sunlight, looking around in bewilderment.
“Why hulk back in stupid pony town, puny Mike is very stupid,” Hulk said with a chuckle looking around. His attention was grabbed by Tyler who landed nearby. Hulk grinned as he dashed towards Tyler.
Tyler saw Hulk just in time to block a huge punch from the green goliath, Tyler a low sweeping kick to kick Hulk of his feet, allowing Tyler to get on top of him and begins to pummel him. Hulk barely managed to grab one of Tyler’s arms, after a Tyler had hit him several times. Hulk slammed the back of Tyler’s arm into Tyler’s face, slowly using the opening he had made with each successive slam to get up. Eventually, Hulk was ontop slamming Tyler own fist into his face, repidtily. Tyler struggled to grab something out of his back pocket. Hulk was completely distracted by beating the shit out Tyler to notice him do this. In a flash Tyler brought up his free hand, a shoved a syringe that glowed with a light blue color. Hulk shot back realizing Tyler before holding his head in pain, before shirking slowly, as he slowly fell to his knees. Within moments Mike was passed out on the dirt road.
“Anti-Hulk serum courtesy of the Leader,” Tyler mumbled, “Made sure to pack some just in the case you went Hulk in a bad spot won’t work against world breaker though,”
Tyler shrunk back to his regular form and threw Mike over his sholder, and quickly jogged out of town, and into the vast plains.
Author's Note
A fun little bit of filler before the next real chap, also this chap is from the perspective of the displaced Im crossing with
Cross 2
It was a few days after the invasion from the fallen had ended that I had noticed something odd in front of snuffles pen, apparently, Snuffles found it and thought I’d like to see it.
“Snuffles, what’s up with this bag? I can fit stuff in it that honestly shouldn’t.”
Snuffles shrugged. “Bag smelled magic, thought daddy would like to see.”
I grabbed the bag and was immediately overtaken by a voice in my head. “If you have need of me, for friendship or power, call the name of the strongest one there is, and I'll be there in a surge of green,”
I shrugged and let the token fill me in on the name of the displaced, before Calling out “Mike.” and letting a portal open up right next to me. Out of the portal fell face first, a skinny young man with messy brown hair, a plain white T-shirt and some worn jeans with a pair of black sneakers.
“Ugh at least buy me dinner before you shove me into your hole,” He groaned as he got up.
I smirked. “First time visiting another displaced, I take it? You'll get over the dizziness soon.” I walked over to him and held out a hand to help him up. “The name is Simon, and I wager it’s a good thing I decided to alter my form to look less threatening today.”
“Hi names mike, and let me just tell you I'm glad to meet a new person who doesn't want to kill me,” Mike said shaking my hand.
I nodded sadly. “Ah, got a crappy Equestria huh? I can relate. Well, judging by the fact that you don’t have any visitors with you, I’ll wager the ponies are hostile?”
“All except for Flutters, real sweetheart that one, oh and Lyra,” He said dusting himself off a bit.
I nodded giving him a quick scan with my eyes to see what he was and noticed a certain excess of Gamma radiation. “So, displaced as Hulk, I’m guessing? You have way too much gamma radiation for anything else.”
Mike’s smile came crashing off his face, now gaining a very uncomfortable look,” Its...not as fun as it sounds, trust me, there’s nothing more terrifying than having your own body suddenly turn against you,”
I shrugged. “I dunno, being eaten alive by my own nanite swarm wasn’t too pleasant either. Oh, And I am a SIVA wraith.” I smiled and gestured to Snuffles behind him. “Raised that Graug pup from the dead with my SIVA.”
“Cool I played of destiny, just didn't have the time to really get into it that often,” Mike said shrugging ignoring the nanite comment as he obviously did not want to continue that thread of conversation.
I shrugged “So, you wanna check out my city? Comraich is basically the new capital of the major world powers.”
“Well seeing as I'm here why not, I haven’t been able to drink in the sights, cuz ya know on the run,” Mike said with another shrug as he looked around the room curiosity glistening in his eyes.
Snuffles waved to Mike. “Hi, new friend! Hope you come to play after the tour!”
Mike waved back nervously, “so that's the pup you were talking about?”
I nodded. “Yup, the big guy is our biggest defense against roaming Graug in the badlands, he is basically strong enough to fight them off whenever they come by.” I then gestured to the door out of Snuffles pen. “Let’s go and meet the rest of the fellas. Oh, and Chryssi, she’ll be cross if I forget to introduce her to you.”
“Does she like displaced or just new people in general?” Mike asked as he followed me.
I walked with him towards our first stop, the forge, where me and Grimgor come up with various new tools with my SIVA. “She likes new people, and Displaced is just icing on the cake, and speaking of people,” I opened the door and gestured to the prosthetic wearing Uuk” meet Grimgor, head of R&D here in Comraich, you need something tinkered with, he’s your guy”
“Research and development huh…”Mike muttered looking at Grimgor with an impressive look on his face, “Didn’t know orks could tinker,then again these aren’t the canon ork are they?”
I shook my head “Nope, all new people. Free from the hold of Darkness. As for My friend Grimgor here, I’ll let him introduce himself.”
Grimgor looked up from his work and smiled, goggles obscuring his eyes. “Aye, I head up most of the tinkering here, gotta tell the excited lads to ration the materials we got well, most of the bloody time.”
“Enthusiasm is good, keeps the work goin,” Mike said with a smile.
Gimgor nodded with a grin. “I like this lad, Simon, good-natured. And as fer tha’ comment, I gotta say that while enthusiasm is good, it has tae be tempered with restraint. Ye have no bloody clue how many times I’ve had tae stop Fritz from blowing up something with her explosives cause she wanted to test the blast power.”
Mike chuckled nervously seemingly having a flashback of sorts, “Anyways what are you working right now?”
Grimgor smirked. “It’s supposed to be a suit of sorts, just doing the rig overlay fer it, then we’ll be able tae have power armored troops tae help defend the city. Nothing like a metal fist tae the face to make an invader think twice!”
Mike forced a smile his eyes turning green for a second before seemed to be having an argument with himself, “No shut up it's not what you think ya damn idiot,”
Grimgor frowned. “Ye got somethin hitchin a ride on ye, don’t ya? I could see it in yer eyes. Reminds me of the Uruks I saw that got possessed, poor blighters. Well, I’ll let ye know that I have no intent on harming yer passenger as long as he behaves and doesn’t hurt any civvies.”
“You're wiser than most,” Mike muttered.
I smirked. “You want to let hulk out a bit? I have a place where we can just chat, maybe teach Hulk a few moves? I am in the business of keeping my friends alive.”
“I honestly do-” Mike suddenly tensed holding his head as his eye glowed green, “HULK WANT OUT!!!” A deep voice coming from Mike’s own mouth said as his skin began to turn green, and he began to grow until he towered over both of us, a green goliath with a look of curiosity mixed with rage.
“What want with Hulk?” Hulk asked.
I smiled. “Nothing bad, I just wanted to help you and Mike out, I’m a friend, I won’t let anything bad happen, okay?”
“Hulk friend?” He asked innocently cocking his head to the side.
I nodded “Yes, big guy, we are friends, now, let’s head towards the Olog’s exit, as you are too big to exit the way you came in, okay? Don’t worry, the doors are pushed open.”
Hulk walked over to the doors, looked at them and pushed….way too hard... knocking them off their hinges.
“Oops,” Hulk said looking at the doors that we’re flying several feet in the air.
I shrugged and grabbed them in a cloud of my SIVA, repairing them and refastening them behind us. “No one was hurt, so we are fine, just gotta be a careful, okay big guy? Except for the Olog’s, Me, and maybe Snuffles, most of us can’t take more than a mild shove from you.”
“Hulk be gentle, like fluttershy,” Hulk nodded seemingly getting it.
I nodded “Good, now let’s head to the training yard, I want to have Az-Barko teach you a few moves.” I smiled. “Oh, and just a heads up, Az-barko has a kid, who likes to meet those his dad trains, Al- Maloch is the squirts name, little fluff ball would probably try to make you some food, he loves cooking with his family.”
I walked us towards the arena to find that Az-Barko was working with Al-Maloch, teaching him how to use a mace. “There go, son. Good job, practice on a training dummy, will check on form later!”
“Funny looking stick,” Hulk commented looking at the mace with child-like interest.
Az-barko smiled. “You mean this? It mace. Made to help smash.”
Hulks eyes went wide with wonder, “STICK SMASH? HULK LOVE SMASH! SMASH IS HULK’S FAVORITE THING!”
Az-Barko nodded with a grin. “Smash good, very good stress relief.” He brought in what looked like a big slab made of SIVA.
“Hulk no like red stuff, smells bad,” Hulk said eyeing it suspiciously.
Az-Barko nodded. “Smell bad but make good things. Best maces made from red stuff. This big rock can smash forever.”
“HULK WANT ROCK!” Hulk yelled running up and making a grab for the rock.
Az-Barko held it up out of Hulk’s reach like a parent keeping a candy from a child. “What magic word? Have to say please, or else is rude. Besides, more fun with mace, want to try?”
Hulk pouted for a second, “Please,” he said grumpily.
Az-Barko set down the car-sized rock and handed Hulk a steel mace the perfect size for his hand. “Have fun, will watch and see how the fighting form is. Give advice.”
Hulk took the mace and began hammering at the rock, like a child with a large toy mallet. The ground cracking under the force. And the rock having to regenerate almost from nothing.
Az-Barko looked for a moment, letting him get a few swings in, then called for Hulks attention. “Swing this way, smash up, then down, use the weight of enemy to help smash.”
Hulk nodded returned to smashing this time with near perfect form. Swinging the rock up into the air, before jumping up and smashing it down to the ground, creating a large crater in the ground below.
“Hulk smash good?” Hulk asked innocently.
Az-Barko nodded “Very good, learn fast! Er… how say… You want eat? Me and son roast some meat. Big sand fish.”
Hulk thought for a moment, “Puny Mike still mad hulk broke out, will stay out for a while, so yes hulk eat with new friends,”
I frowned, seeing Hulk’s distaste for Mike. “Hey, Hulk, I know that you and Mike aren’t on the best terms, but you two kind of need each other, you keep him safe when he has to fight, and he keeps you safe when you have to hide, I know your the strongest there is, but what if you fought someone who was so fast that you couldn’t hit them? You’d need Mike to hide until you both could figure out how to slow them down, right? I’m just saying, maybe talking with each other might be a good idea?I’m not saying that you did anything wrong, I just… I know what it’s like to be hunted like an animal, everyone here does. We know that any friend you can make during times like that is good to have. So… maybe you two could be that? Friends I mean?”
Hulk thought about for a second, “Hulk will try to work with Mike, no make promises,”
I nodded. “That’s all I can ask, I’ll talk to Mike too if you want, whenever he comes out again.”
“Mike still mad at Hulk, but Hulk do want to know if magic red rock can make magic clothes so Mike no have to change all the time,” Hulk said.
I nodded. “The red rock can make literally anything. Let me see… Hulk, I could make it so that when Mike turns into you… er… you come out, that the clothes become armor for you. That way, it will be harder for anyone to hurt you. I can also make you a mace that will turn into a knife for Mike.”
“Hulk like that idea, now hulk hungry we get food now?” Hulk asked hopefully.
Az-Barko then came back with his son, and Al-maru, his wife, and set down a spread of fish, veggies, and some bloodroot salad. Turns out that bloodroot is tasty with salad dressing, and a great source of pretty much every vitamin the growing body needs. “We can get more if Hulk still hungry after, make lots!” Al-maloch said, as he walked up and gave Hulk a hug. “Hope green man likes food, made special to help get even stronger!”
“Hulk not picky about food, food is food, no complain when given food for free,” Hulk said as he sat down to eat.
Al-Maloch smiled. “Still, hope Hulk likes it! Worked hard! Used hard to get spices and things got for birthday! And draw picture for Hulk!” He pulled out a drawing of him and Hulk playing together, it seemed Al-maloch was having fun playing hide and seek in the picture.
Hulk actually smiled and said, “Remind hulk of banners past, good memories, sometimes,”
Al-Maloch beamed. “Yay! Make Hulk smile! Hope hulk have lots of good memories here too!”
I then finished the mace and the armor, having made it also add a bit of extra oomph to his arsenal by acting as a sort of conduit for his Gamma radiation, allowing Hulk to irradiate anything he smashes with it. “Here you go Hulk, try it on when you are done eating.”
Hulk looked and got up to grab before suddenly beginning to shrink back to Mike.
“Heh that’s the first time I've done that without passing out,” Mike chuckled as he put the armor on, it shrinking to match his casual wear, “Welp I'm full for the first time in a month, so what's next on the to-do list?”
Al-Maloch looked confused. “How Hulk and little man same person? Is magic?”
Mike chuckled a bit, “Naw kid, I got this stuff called gamma radiation, it like a really bad poison that comes from the sun and other stuff, but it doesn't hurt me just turns me into the big guy,”
Al-maloch nodded. “Hear stories of mean sun lady, not surprised sun can hurt.”
I smiled, “Well, we can go see Chryssi now, as Orvok and Roxie are out on a mission.”
I waved goodbye to Az-Barko and his family before walking off to the castle with Mike in tow. “Okay, so, before we meet Chryssi, I gotta ask, did you hear what I talked to Hulk about?”
Mike nodded, “I can still hear and see what's going on, but it's like being chained to a wall and forced to watch as the world goes on without you,”
I frowned. “Maybe it’s a manner of perception? I mean, you might be able to, in time, replace the chains and wall with, like, a comfy chair and TV?”
“By the fact that I could feel the presence of others in my head in the same position, probably not, but ill give it try next time, got nothing to lose,” Mike said shrugging, “Now who is this Chrissie I’ve heard so much about,”
I blushed. “She’s kinda my wife, and the future mother of my kids.” I sighed. “She’s beautiful, beyond freaking description man.”
There was a lighthearted chuckle as we were greeted by Chryssie, who was wearing a light green dress and had been busy decorating the babies room, judging by the paint cans she was nonchalantly teleporting away. “Sure, I'm beautiful, and you don’t just love me for my sense of humor.”
I chuckled. “Well, that is quite the plus, but still, gotta say, you are the prettiest are I ever did see.”
Mike was looking on in amusement, “Lucky bastard,” he said with a playful grin.
I smirked. “And don’t I know it? Anyway, Chryssie, this is Mike, Mike, this is Chryssie, and Hulk if you can hear me, I am not excluding you, I just have no idea how to introduce someone without a physical presence at the moment.
“Hulk says she smells like magic,” Mike said shrugging.
Chryssie nodded “Well, that makes sense, I do use quite a bit of magic to keep things afloat around here, the changelings need food after all, and only I can convert bloodroot into synthetic love.”
Mike shrugged, “Cool, but Hulk doesn't like bugs or things that resemble bugs… so fair warning don’t sneak up on him,”
She raised her hands in mock surrender. “Hey, not my fault I was cursed into looking this way, used to be I was just an Alicorn, but anyway, let’s see… You don’t happen to have a crush on anypony, do you? I can smell the love coming off of you, but it’ not originating from you.”
“Wha- n-no, that's ridiculous wh-why would you say something like that,” Mike said getting nervous.
She shrugged. “Nah, just wanted to give some advice, If you like someone that way, let them know immediately. Better to tell them and see where it goes, than to lose the chance at happiness with them altogether.”
“In most cases, I would agree, but with the possibility of giving gamma poisoning to my love I’m not going to risk it,” Mike said shaking his hand defensively in front of himself.
Chryssi shrugged. “Welp, I gave my two cents, now I’ll go and see about some craving satisfaction, I’m thinking fish with mustard…” She shuddered. “What has pregnancy done to me…”
Mike chuckles a bit, “Good luck with the mustard and fish... wait that actually sounds kinda good, what the fuck has the Hulk done to me? Yes I know you didn’t do anything shut up” Mike said taking a break at the end to yell at Hulk.
I chuckled. “Y’know, It’s hard not to laugh, when you're around man, you and hulk are like a comedy act.”
Mike blinked and chuckled a bit, “yeah I guess,” he said scratching the back of his head, “So why did you call me in the first place?”
I shrugged. “To see if you were friendly and try to become allies with you, friends are precious here.”
Mike nodded and said, “Guess that makes sense,”
I smiled and held out a hand “Good luck, man, call us if you need to lay low. Either of you.”
“Sure thing dude, good luck in whatever you guys are trying to achieve,” Mike said with a first genuine smile he had shown today.
I nodded. “Indeed, and the same to you too,”
Cross: chaos really likes Hulk
Author's Note
I will be having crosses but they will spread out by several chaps as too not take away from the main story,anyway enjoy the chap!
Also here is the link to my friend's fichttps://.
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Cross: chaos really likes Hulk
Celestia walked down the hall into a large meeting room, before sitting down at a large round table.
“The time once again has come, Equestria requires your aid,” She said addressing the people sitting at the table shrouded in the shadows.
“Can someone get the lights? I ain't gonna be sittin the dark like some kinda emo!” A woman with a southern accent said.
“Oh, my apologies!” Celestia said blushing quickly opening the curtains flooding the room with light. Allowing Celestia to see the humans sitting at the table with her.
From left to right were the following, a tall man with brown hair. He wore a dark blue uniform with an X emblazoned on the right-hand side of his chest,furthermore he wore a red lensed visor, next to him with a woman with long red hair wearing a similar uniform, next to her was another redheaded woman with a streak of white in her hair,but instead of a uniform like the others she wore a green and yellow jumpsuit, with a brown leather jacket and boots. On the right side of the table was a gruff man wearing a white tank top, jeans, and a brown leather jacket with an X on it, near him was a dark-skinned woman with white hair, and a uniform similar to the first two but with a sweet cape. The last member of the group had blue skin and a tail with an arrowhead-like a tip, and a black and red jumpsuit.
“Wait? why didn't we think of that?” The blue-skinned man asked.
“These chairs are too comfortable and Logan is still napping,” the man with the visor said, “ Speaking of whom, Logan wake up!”
The gruff man at the head of the table woke up with an angry snort.
He then sat up, begrudgingly and asked, “Ok what’s the job this time, princess ,”
Celestia winced at the almost mockingly way he said princess.
“I need you to track down a criminal,” Celestia said bringing out a yellow folder and sliding it in front of Logan.
“Look, Lady we grab real threats, rogue wizards, rampaging Ursa’s not some run of th- son of a bitch…,” Logan said as he opened the folder and saw who their target was.
“Who is it?” The blue-skinned asked.
“Rouge look at this,” Logan said ignoring the blue-skinned man and giving the southern girl folder.
“Sweet baby Jesus...” Rouge said gritting her teeth.
“Rouge, who is it,” the blue-skinned man asked.
“Summers, Jean, take a look at this,” Rouge said giving the folder to the redhead woman and the man with visor.
“Ah shit,” Summers said face palming, covering his visor with his hand, Jean banging her head gently on the table.
“No seriously who is it!?” The blue-skinned man said now quite frustrated.
“Storm have a look,” Jean said sliding the folder to the white-haired woman.
“Oh my….” She said face palming in frustration, “Why him? Anyone but him!”
“Now can I get the folder?” The blue-skinned man asked.
“Alright enough belly achin let's get to work,Nightcrawler get ready to teleport us to ponyville,” Logan said sitting up.
“But- I- and you- Ah forget it!” Nightcrawler said as the team grabbed onto him.
“Bring him back X-men,alive….or dead,” Celestia said confidently.
“Easy for you to say you don't have to fight the fuckin Hulk!” Summers said.
“Wait...WHAT!?” Nightcrawler said in shock.
“Just teleport Kurt!” Logan glared.
“We are gonna die,” Nightcrawler said in despair as they teleported away with a large ‘BAMF’.
Meanwhile
Mike and the gang were chilling near a stream, and of course Lyra was using this time to hound Mike with every question the came into her head.
“How long do humans live?” Lyra asked said holding her pencil and a notebook in her magic.
“Depends,usually around 70-90 sometimes we even get to like 100,” Mike shrugged.
“So shorter than ponies,gotcha,” Lyra said jotting it down, “Now- hey do you smell that?”
“Smell what?” Mike asked.
“Something's burning!”Fluttershy said perking up.
Mike jumped up and looked around before spotting a cloud of smoke rising from the distance.
“Should we go and help?”Lyra asked.
“We should go and see what we can do to help,but if it gets heated we should need to get out of there,I know its sounds mean but we really do need to be extra careful ,when going into populated area,” Fluttershy said.
Mike and Lyra nodded and they all took off as quickly as they could.
A few minutes later they arrive at the town,buildings were burning and ponies were running for their lives. All the while a bald muscular man with metal skin was laughing as he watched the towns people run in terror.
“Come on Hulky boy I know you're here somewhere,and if you're not Ill just go to the next town,” the man said laughing.
“Damn; its the absorbing man! What’s he doing here?” Mike muttered as the hid behind some barrels.
“Who is he ,Mike?” Lyra asked.
“A villian with the power to change his skin to any substance he touches,he’s normally a thor villain but he fights Hulk ever so often,” Mike said glaring at him.
“What are we gonna do,we can't risk you turning into Hulk and hurting people,but we can't just do nothing!” Fluttershy said.
Suddenly a spark lit Mike’s cloak on fire.
“Shit shit shit shit!”Mike said dropping down and rolling into the open ,his watch beeping as his heart climbed to 120.
Mike jumped and took off his now ruined cloak.
“Aw man!!” Mike whined.
“There you are!” The absorbing man laughed as he spotted Mike, “Oh! but you looking a little pale! Here lemme help ya!”
The absorbing man grabbed a carriage and chucked it at Mike,hitting him dead on. Mike was sent flying several feet, before being pinned to the ground by the carriage, Mike squirmed under the
The absorbing man walked towards the carriage that was now jostling and shaking before it was sent rocketing into the sky.
“HULK SMASH BALD MAN!!!” Hulk roared as he charged the absorbing man,smashing him through several building as they practically flew.
All the while a royal guard,that had been cowering nearby, finished quickly writing a letter ,that was then consumed by green flame and disappeared.
Hulk began to pound into the absorbing man,who tried to fight back but to no avail ,as Hulk didn't give him a second to even breath before punching him again with bone cracking force. Soon the absorbing man couldn't even lift his arm as he was completely and totally….well smashed.
“Hulk always keeps Hulk’s promises,” Hulk smirked.
Earlier before the ‘fight’ between Hulk and Absorbing Man ended.
Celestia had just finished watching the X-men leave when a portal opened up and orange crystal fell onto the table.
“What in faust's name is that?” Celestia said picking it up with her magic.
A voice rang out and said: “I, Zidane Tribal one of the heroes of light, will aid you in any fight against a fiend or if you need something.. Let's say liberated. Just hold this crystal up to the sun.”
“That sounds promising,” She muttered putting the crystal up to sunlight coming through the window.
Upon doing so the light that shined thought caused a rift to open and a man with blond hair and a monkey tail walked through with two women, one with pink short hair and the other with firey hair that Celestia kinda recognized .
“So what's the mission?” The pink haired woman asked.
“Not everything is a.. Never mind.” The monkey tailed man said.
“Well it interrupted our training so it should be something special.”
“I'm afraid the situation is most dire,Equestria is plagued by a monster known as the Hulk,a beast of near god like strength,although I have my best men working on this problem, I would appreciate your assistance,” Celestia said.
“As a soldier in Celestia’s army in our world, I see no reason to not help out.” The woman that goes by Lightning said.
“Strange It wasn’t another displaced called us,” the man of the group said.
“Displaced… right just like you and Warrior of Light. Anyway Zidane, Sunset as warriors of Cosmos we must help.” Lightning said
“I’m glad to hear this,” Celestia said as scroll appeared in a puff of green smoke.
Celetia read her face quickly turning to one of horror, “Quickly I'll send you to the X-Men tell them to bring you with them to appleloosa!” she said lighting her horn and teleporting them away.
They quickly were teleported in front of the X-men who were following Mike’s trail.
“Who the hell are you,you don't smell right!” Logan said getting in Zidane's face.
“What do you mean I don’t smell right?” Zidane asked taking a step back.
“You smell like a thief,look like one too,” Logan glared.
“Stay focused, we are to help with the-”
“Are you guys the displaced here?” Sunset asked cutting off Lightning causing her to run the bridge of her nose.
“What’s a displaced?” Jean asked in confusion.
“Never mind, but we are here to help finding the Hulk.” Zidane said with a cheeky smile as he crossed his legs and put his hands behind his head.
“I assume you have a lead then?” Storm asked.
“Yes actual, your Celestia got a message saying he was spotted in Appaloosa.” Light said.
“Let's go everyone grab on!” Nightcrawler said.
Everyone latched onto nightcrawler and they Bamfed away.
Back in appleloosa immediately after hulk kicked absorbing man’s ass
The team popped in behind the green goliath who was about to jump away.
“Stay put,” Lightning said activating her sword ready for a fight if need be. Zidane just sneaked away sensing something and knowing he is no match for the green beast.
Hulk turned and gave the team a confused puppy look, “Pretty lady talking to Hulk?” He asked innocently.
“Enough Chit chat let's rumble Brucy!” Logan said unsheathing his claws and jumping at Hulk slashing at his face,and cutting his cheek.
Upon seeing Logan's brash attack Sunset set the tip of her rapier on fire launching it into the ground causing it to shake, out popped Ifrit who then let out a roar.
“Let's show him, what we.. Hey where did..” Sunset said looking around not seeing Zidane. “Never mind let's go.” Upon hearing those words Ifrit rush forward.
“Why do I get stuck with the irrational ones.” Light said shaking her head.
Hulk grabbed Logan and used him as club to bash Ifrit over the head before throwing into Jean,uppercutting Ifrit into the air.
“Hulk smash goat man!!!” Hulk roared.
In the air Ifrit gathered his energy making a giant fire to form in front of ‘him’ and launched it at the Hulk.
The blast hit the Hulk head but didn't anything more than piss him off. Hulk growled and launched into the air before being struck by a large bolt of lighting. Hulk fell down in surprise before glaring at Storm.
“Oh shit,” She said as Hulk charged her.
Hulk punched Storm through a nearby building before swatting Rouge away ,when she tried to get in close,knocking her out of the fight. Logan got back up and jumped on Hulk’s back ,tearing it open and spilling his blood onto the ground. Hulk howled in pain and tried to grab Logan only for Cyclops to blast him in the face with his laser vision,and Ifrit to combo it up with his fire blasts. Hulk jumped into the air and preparing to hit the ground ,back first. Logan quickly jumped off the Hulk’s back as a dark portal opened up and Hulk fell through it.
Later on the other side of the portal
Mike layed on the ground outside of a large town,unconscious and once again in nothing but his jeans.
Mike soon began to stir with a groan.
“Ugh not again,I’m getting sick of waking up in new places!” Mike said getting up realizing his satchel was now hanging from his shoulder.
“Thank you chaos magic!” Mike said quickly changing into a new set clothes.
“Your quite welcome.” A unfamiliar voice said behind Mike
Mike whipped around to see where the voice was coming from. Mike saw a shirtless man with charcoal color skin standing there.
“What power! I could use you as one of my warriors.” The man smirked.
“The power is Hulk’s, I’m just along for the ride,most of the time everything just fades to black when I transform,” Mike said scratching the back of his head.
“I see, A shame, then I must do this.” The man said raising his a glowing hand up and aimed it at Mike.
A chunk of ice was sent flying towards the man causing him to step back. “I knew I felt you here ,Chaos.” Zidane said running up sliding in between Chaos and Mike.
“Wait who are you,what's going on!?” Mike in bewilderment .
“This guy is bad news, he has caused a lot of trouble back in my world.” Zidane said not taking his eyes off of Chaos.
“Your world?Wait did you sent here from your world into a new one,from going to a con,and now your in my world?” Mike asked excited to see another person,hopefully from his home world.
“Bingo, knew a token only falls in a displaced world, And to answer your question yes, but my world is way different thanks to him.” The monkey talid man said.
“So she told you of the past, warrior of Cosmos,” Chaos said with a chuckle.
“Not sure what's going on, but pretty sure I should get runnin,don't want big green gettin in the middle of this,” Mike said back peddling.
Chaos let out a chuckle. “You think you can fight me?”He said to Zidane as he summons his weapon, a claymore.
Mike turned and ran as the X-men and co. ran past him.
“Wait, who was that?” Jean said stopping to watch Mike run for their lives.
“Evil dude first,teenager fleeing in terror second,” Scott said as the team focused on Chaos.
“Chaos! what are you doing here?” Lightning asked with her gunblade at the ready.
“Great more of you.” Chaos said rolling his eyes. “I came for the Hulk if you must know.”
“Idiot! no one can control the hulk,he is a monster of chaos and destruction!” Storm said with a glare.
“So? I have a insane clown as one of my warriors, And chaos is my name after all.” The charcoal colored skin man said.
“Thing is no one's been able control Greeny,the man has taken on gods! What makes you think you can do better?” Logan asked.
“Who said control? all I need to do is pop him somewhere and watch.”
“Oh my god this guy just made a fool proof way of weaponizing Hulk!” Nightcrawler said in shock.
“Then we make our stand and prevent that from happening.” Zidane said.
Chaos eyed the group and mumbled something something a dark portal appeared behind him. “Your lucky I'm not at my best or you would be sorry for inteventing.” He said walking through the portal.
“Well, that was disappointing,” Logan said grunting.
“Alright now let's go find Hulk,” Rouge said.
“I forgot to ask what's the plan for the big guy once you capture him?” Zidane asked.
“Were gonna kill him,it's honestly the only way to get rid of him for good,the Hulk is too dangerous to keep alive,” Scott said coldly.
“That's harsh, there still a human being in there. If SHIELD could use him so can you, you just need to find the best way to keep his cool.” Zidane said remembering the Marvel movieverse.
“SHIELD had the greatest minds on the planet including Bruce Banner himself, designing hulk contingency plans,we don't have that luxury,we have to put him down ,he’s just too dangerous,” Scott countred.
“Wait hold on,you didnt say we were gonna kill him ,Summers! Celestia said dead OR alive!” Logan said getting in Scotts face.
“Come on Logan! you of all people should be the first one to jump on the idea getting rid of Hulk,” Scott said angrily.
“Except me and old green go way back,I’m not gonna stand here let you off one of my friends!” Logan growled.
“I'm with Wolvy,” Rouge said getting up.
“Same,” Nightcrawler said.
“Jean,Storm what do you think?” Scitt asked.
“Hulk needs to be put down,Im sorry Logan,” Jean said.
Storm nodded and stood beside Scott with jean.
“Then I guess we nothing left to talk about,” Logan said turning around and stalking off with nightcrawler,Rouge stopped for second before ripping the X off her jacket and Bamfing away with Logan and Nightcrawler.
“Well great,we just lost half our team,” Scott said gritting his teeth.
“Its best for you to find out now before it impacted your mission.” Lightning said.
“But still death? it's not his fault for all the destruction, there is always a different way,” Zidane said shaking his head.
“Not always,” Scott said, “Not with Hulk,he’s a monster”
“The hulk has a smart person trapped in side so your sentencing him to death.”
“The needs of the many outway the needs of few,sorry ,but that's how it is,” Scott shrugged.
“I can't work with someone like this, there is always ANOTHER WAY.” Zidane said as a light portal opened behind him.
“So we are leaving them?” Light asked.
“Look I have morals.” The monkey tailed man said with a sigh remembering what the real Zidane was made for. “So yes, we need to get back to training and inform her of what chaos planed.”
As the other passed through the portal Zidane stayed back for a sec. “So you would kill someone made to be an angel of death even when they go against it?” He asked
“If means protecting the innocent,yes,” Scott said glaring at Zidane from under his visor.
“Then I’m not welcome here then.” Zidane said as he walked through the portal.
“Fine by me,” Scott growled.
“Well….now what?” Jean asked.
Later back with Mike
“Sheesh that was weird,and terrifying especially since I think I saw the X-men! Hope their not on Celestia’s team,” Mike said as he sat down and caught his breath.
“Miiiiiiike!!!” Fluttershy said running towards him, tears flowing out of her eyes as she talked him to the ground, “I was so worried!”
“Hey don’t cry,I'm ok!”Mike said wiping away her tears,causing her to blush intensely.
“I can see that but- well you know- oh look Lyra!” Fluttershy said trying to hide her face with her mane as she pointed at Lyra who was making her way to them.
“Mike your ok! Wait of course your ok your the fucking Hulk,kinda,” Lyra said looking happy to see Mike.
“Yea there was this weird shirtless dude and a what I assume is a saiyan,I mean he had tail and looked human, who told me he was a ‘Displaced’ which I assume is someone like me, anyway what where we going next?” Mike asked.
“I got into contact with some of my relatives,they live in a town nearby,we stay there for awhile and stock up on food a such,” Lyra said.
“Well it's a plan,and something for us to do other than hiding in the wilds for days on end,that and it'll give us as a place to think about a long term plan for the future,” Mike said.
The girls nodded in agreement and the trio walked onto the road and started their long walk to their next destination.
