Chapters Author's Note
Here’s chapter two!
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Entry two: A New Home
“Fuck.” I groaned.
“Ok, who wants to die first?” I said.
One of them tried to grab me but I started moving faster than them, so it seemed like everything slowed down to the point they were barely moving. I then snapped all their necks and took all their TemPads, reset charges, batons, and time twisters. I then used my magic to make a very large and special explosive and tossed it into the TVA’s null zone. I took out a remote and hit a big red button. Luckily I made sure to bring us here at midnight so no one saw anything. I got rid of the bodies and began looking around the house. Once I was satisfied I headed down to the basement and punched a hole in the wall.
I took out my lab’s canister and put it where the hole was and twisted the top and the bottom then took a step back. Within a matter of seconds a large rectangular vault-like door grew into place. I opened it and looked inside and my lab had redecorated itself to look like a shatterdome.
“Hmm, not bad, it has a lot more space too.” I muttered.
I went upstairs to the living room and continued upstairs. I saw it didn’t have a lot of rooms and I took out my staff and used a pocket dimension spell to make the interior of the second floor longer and with more rooms for all my girls. I did the same for the living room as well and decorated it so it had a sci-fi/modern look. I organized the kitchen, and put the dining room in a pocket dimension so everyone could have a seat at the table with me.
I went outside and opened the Tardis. “Ok, everyone out! Come see our new home!” I said as I brought out all my pokemon and brought all my girls to the front of the house. “What do you think?” I asked.
“It's amazing.” Jasmine said as she looked at it.
“Just wait until you all see the inside.” I said then opened the door. They all went inside and began looking around. “Oh and before I forget, each one of you has your own room.” I said.
“Alright then let's start unpacking.” Jasmine said as she lighted her bags with her mana then flew deeper into the house.
I smiled and went down to my lab with Ultron and Dr. Weller as the girls began familiarizing themselves with the layout of the house.
I took all the canisters out of my case and twisted them then tossed them in a random direction. The Harbinger appeared in the middle of the hangar, and Obsidian Fury appeared in one of the Jaeger alcoves and my truck appeared on the deck of my ship. I got to the command center on the ceiling as seen in the movie and began laying out the TVA arsenal on a table in the middle of the room.
I used my staff to make a large 3D printer, a few large cybertronian sized catwalks with a platform and an alcove next to the command center. I put away my staff then transformed into my Soundblaster form and walked towards the alcove with Dr. Weller and Ultron. “Buzzsaw, Ravage, eject.” I said then Buzzsaw came off my chest and Ravage came off my back. I backed up into the alcove and looked at Dr. Weller and Ultron. “I’m going to shut myself down for a while, so I’m going to need you two to add a few things to this body for me.” I said then sent out my tentacles. “I need you to make four more of these tentacles and put them on my back. Also I need you to reverse engineer those TemPads and combine their tech with my ground/space bridge technology and install them into me.” I told them.
“Alright, that sounds pretty fun, what do you think, Ultron?” Said Dr. Weller.
“It seems doable.” Said Ultron.
“You can use the 3D printer over there to help make the parts. I’m going to leave the tentacles out so you can use them as a reference.” I said.
“Great, let’s get to it!” Said Dr.Weller.
“Well I’m just going to shut down now, good luck, and try not to kill me.” I said.
“Got it!” Assured Dr.Weller.
I shut down and everything went black.
—The Next Morning—
I woke up and stretched. Then decided to see if they put in the new tentacles. I felt six of them come out of my back and all six touched the ground and I was surprised when they lifted me into the air.
“Ah! I see you're already getting acquainted with your new limbs, how do they feel?” Dr. Weller asked.
I had my new appendages put me down and lifted them up and just had them move around. “Pretty good! You and Ultron have mastered making cybertronian limbs, nice job. Although I only asked for four. Now I have eight!” I complimented him.
“We didn’t stop there, we also made you three more minicons. I believe you might know them.” Said Ultron then gestured to where I saw all my minicons, Buzzsaw , Ravage , and my new ones, Ratbat , Rumble , and Frenzy .
“Why do Rumble and Frenzy look like they turn into cars?” I asked as I retracted the tentacles into my back.
“That’s because they do, but they’re small cars, toylike actually, they and Ratbat will join Ravage on your back and work as thrusters and stabilizers, so you can fly while in robot mode.” Dr. Weller explained.
“Cool. Will they be noticeable?” I asked.
“No, no, you’ll hardly know they’re there.” Dr. Weller said.
I looked at my new minicons then at Ultron and Dr. Weller. “Ok then, Buzzsaw, Ravage, Ratbat, Rumble, Frenzy, return.” I told them, and they all did as Weller told me they would, Rumble and Frenzy joined Ravage on my back and Ratbat joined them. I shifted my shoulders around and tried to see if I had any difficulties, once I was satisfied I nodded my head in approval. “Nice, I can’t notice them at all.” I said.
“We also added the tech from the TemPads, so now you can open space, time, and ground bridges, we also gave you a mouthplate. Go ahead, try it.” Said Ultron. I thought about the mouthplate and it instantly covered my face.
(Here’s a Gif I made)
“Nice!” I said.
“It’ll cover your face on instinct as well, so when you’re about to fight, or just want to protect your visor, it’ll come on.” Explained Ultron.
“And we noticed how much you enjoyed the resonance blasters, so we built them into your arms…. Your actual arms, not your tentacles.” Said Dr. Weller. I looked at my hands and they became weapons . “We also made them so they can function like the dubstep gun from saints row 4, and much more.”
“Awesome, sonic cannons!” I said as I changed them back.
“We thought you might enjoy that, we also changed your decepticon symbols on your shoulders as well, I think you’ll like what’s there instead.” Said Weller. I looked at my shoulders and saw the cybertronian mercenary symbol.
“All your minicons have it too. Well what do you think?” Asked Weller.
“DECEPTICONS INFERIOR, SOUNDBLASTER SUPERIOR.” I said. “I love it.” I told them. I transformed into my human form and once I did, I noticed my minicons were gone.
Weller seemed to notice my confusion and said. “Don’t worry, they’re still there, just underneath all the skin and muscle and whatever’s there.”
“Ok, that’s cool I guess. I’m just gonna go now.” I said then left.
—Later in the living room—
I was sitting on my couch in my new house and watching tv on a large flatscreen.
“Heather, Houndoom, Lucario, Nightshade, Loona, Clifford, Jenna, Aleu, Cunning Trickster, Coyote, Mallow, Renamon, Venus, Nana, Kurama, Lycanroc, Lycanroarena, and Molly! Time for walkies!” I called out. Then the house began shaking as a stampede of dogs came running downstairs and began barking excitedly. I got a few leashes and hooked them to their collars. “Remember everyone, no walking bipedal, only quadrupedal, four legs only girls, the collars act as glamours so you look normal, but you still have to go feral.” I said and they all did as I asked and got on all fours. I opened the door and they began walking.
Once I was on the sidewalk I tapped my visor and put on some music.
As I walked on the sidewalk, I danced along with the music. A few people saw me dancing, playing music, and walking a bunch of dogs. I continued to sway my hips and do a bit of footwork as I walked my dogs to the park.
I came to a crosswalk and was about to cross before I was blocked by an old police cruiser and a policeman with a mustache came out. I stopped the music and stopped dancing. “Afternoon Officer! Something I can help you with?” I asked.
“I’m going to need your name and address.” He said.
I did as he asked and told him who I was and where I lived. I told him I was new on the island and decided to come here because it seemed like a nice place to live. I also told him about my skin condition and how I got it. “Alright, you're free to go.” He told me.
I was about to go, then he noticed my dogs. “They all yours?” He asked.
“They sure are.” I said.
“You have quite a few of them, aren’t they a little much to handle?” He asked.
“Nah, they’re perfectly behaved, I never got your name.” I said.
“Charlie Burns, chief of police.” He said, offering his hand. I shook his hand and smiled.
“Nice to meet you.” I said then we parted ways.
—Later—
After walking the dogs, I decided to watch some tv.
Then I got a call from Johnathan. I tapped my visor and answered. “Hello?” I said.
“Yo Rob, I think I found something you might be interested in, I'm not quite sure what it is, but I thought I'd give you a call.” he told me.
“Send me a pic, I wanna see what you got, I might know what it is.” I told him. Then I a screen popped up and I saw what he was looking at.
“You see it?” He asked.
“Yeah. Where’d you find it?” I asked.
“It was hiding out in the backyard, no idea how it got through the barrier, but it can't seem to get back out.” He explained.
“Hmm.” I muttered.
“You know what it is?” He asked.
“Yeah, it’s called a Sergal.” I told him.
“Ok, so you want her, or can I take her?” He asked.
“No, I’ll take her.” I said.
“Alright then you want to come pick her up?” He asked.
“First I’m going to need Hannah to slut her out a bit. Then send it over once she knows what she needs to know.” I told him.
“Alright.” He said before he hung up.
“Now I just have to wait.” I said to myself.
—Meanwhile—
“Doc Green, I need you to get some information on a Mr. Robert Duntassel.” Said Chief Burns on the comms as he was driving around in his old police car.
“I’ll see what I can find.” Doc green replied. “Hmm let’s see, oh my.”
“What’s wrong?” Asked Chief Burns.
“Well, he spent time in prison under charge of murder, but was cleared of it when new evidence was presented, so he was released.” Doc explained.
“Anything else?” Chief asked.
“Well I’m also finding a few doctorates and degrees in multiple areas and fields, an estimate of his IQ, and a list of women he’s had relationships with. This is interesting, according to these, he’s apparently the smartest man on the planet, he also invented a whole range of machines called Dinotrux, he’s currently working on a VR game called Elder Scrolls World, and a psyche evaluation saying he’s completely insane…. But ultimately harmless unless provoked.” Said Doc Green.
“He certainly seems to have a checkered history, any mention of where he’s from?” Asked the Chief.
“Well Chief, there’s not much on that subject, according to this he just showed up out of nowhere, no family, friends or anything, it’s as if he just popped into existence.” Said Doc Green.
“That’s a shame, thanks anyway Doc.” Said Chief as he ended the call. “Who are you Robert Duntassel?” He said to himself.
—A few days later, back in Rob’s house—
I was just sitting on my couch and then I got a weird vibe. “Hmm….. oh shit! Airachnid is on her way!” I exclaimed then stood up. “Rumble, Frenzy, Ratbat, stay here.” I ordered as they came out of my back.
I ran out my backdoor and transformed to robot mode and opened a ground bridge to where I knew her ship would crash.
Once I was there, I made sure to keep out of sight from any campers. I made my way to where the crash site would be and waited.
I waited for what felt like hours before my sensors picked up a ship entering the atmosphere. ‘Hmm, won’t be long now.’ I thought to myself. ‘Arcee and Jack should be arriving shortly as well.’
I used my comms and called Dr. Weller. “Doc, I’m gonna need you to get an RAH-66 Comanche, Miss itsy-bitsy-spider will need an earth vehicle mode.”
“We’ll see what we can do.” He told me.
“Ok, I’ll call later.” I said then turned off the comms.
—Later—
I watched as Arcee and Airachnid fought for a bit, then Jack showed up. ‘Uh oh, better intervene before things really go bad!’ I thought as I charged towards Airachnid at full speed, she didn’t even see me coming. I gave her a punch to the face and knocked her out. “Damn spider-bitch.” I said in my Soundblaster voice.
“Arcee! Are you ok?” Asked Jack.
“A bit too early to ask that.” She responded.
I restrained Airachnid and got up then turned around.
“Is that Soundwave?” Jack asked.
“No, that’s Soundblaster, Cliff told me he was rescued from the Cons thanks to him.” Arcee explained.
“That is correct.” I said making them stare at me, Arcee was pointing her weapons at me warily.
“What are you doing here?!” Exclaimed Arcee.
“I am here to take Airachnid, she can be of use to me.” I said.
“And why should I let you go?” She asked.
I looked at the two of them and then pointed at my right shoulder. “Because I’m not a Decepticon anymore.” I said.
“A Mercenary?!” Said Arcee.
“I don’t want to fight if I don’t have to, but I’m taking Airachnid, her ship and everything on it.” I told her.
“That’s not happening.” Said Arcee.
“It already has.” I said as I threw a smoke bomb and ran off with Airachnid.
I opened a ground bridge to my lab, closed the ground bridge, and chained her up onto a torture table. Then I opened a portal under her ship and it dropped into the hangar.
I changed to my human form and climbed a ladder and began working on a computer opposite to where Airachnid was. I got a fountain drink and a burger and got back to working.
Around this time, Airachnid started waking up. “Ugh…. What was that?” She groaned.
I took out a remote and pressed a big red button and Airachnid was treated to an electric shock. “Aaaah!” She screamed.
I chuckled a bit and she looked at me. “Who are you? What is this place?” She asked.
I took my drink and slurped a bit from it and smiled. I jumped and changed to my robot mode. “Soundwave?” She said, confused.
“Wrong! I’m his clone, my name is Soundblaster.” I said.
“I didn’t know Soundwave had a clone.” She said.
“Of course not, you left cybertron before Shockwave made me, actually since you’re going to be staying here, I’m going to show you my real story.” I said.
“You lost me.” She said, confused.
I brought my hand and put it on her face and used my magic to show her a few of the major parts of my life so far, of course I left out a few things that should remain private, like future events and my relationships.
“There, now you know everything you have to, you have two options, join me or end up with the other Deceptions and their crusade into their inevitable failure.” I said while lifting her chin.
I took a few steps back and waited for her to think it over. I didn’t have to wait long. “Fine, I’ll join you.” She said with a sigh.
“Good. DR. WELLER!” I said, startling him and making him jump.
I changed back to my human form and walked up to him. “Put her under, and see if you can remove that purple schmutz on her chest!” I said as I pointed at Airachnid.
“Will do!” He said as I walked away.
Then my phone started ringing. I tapped my visor and answered. “Hello?” I said.
“Hey, your Segal is ready, and after Hannah was done I increased her bust, and ass size a bit for you.” Jonathan said over the phone.
“Thanks! I just got Airachnid, I’m having Weller give her a mercenary symbol.” I said.
“Ok, and to your left.” Jonathan said before a portal opened, and the Sergal came through before it closed. “And are you sure you can leave her alone?” he asked.
“Even if she gets out of her restraints, she won’t be able to get out.” I said then picked up my New Sergal and held it like a cat. “My hangar is locked up like Fort Knox. Speaking of which, do you know why Fort Knox is used in that kind of phrase?” I asked.
“No idea.” He said.
“Fort Knox is designed to lock up, it’s built to keep things in, like a prison, and my hangar is the same way, you can walk in, but you can’t get out without a key.” I explained.
“Alright.” He said.
“Anyway, is there anything you’d like to talk about?” I asked.
“Nah, only thing on my mind now is a club me and Hannah are gonna go to later.” He said.
“Ok, have fun!” I said. “Oh wait! What should I name the Sergal?” I asked as I looked at it.
“What about Elsa?” He suggested.
“Nope, I’m naming my Cadence’s baby that.” I said.
“Then how about Amy?” He asked
“Hmm, no, how about pet names?” I asked.
“Emily?” He asked.
“That’s good but, let’s keep thinking.” I said.
“Hmm then I got nothing.” He said.
“Maybe something exotic?” I said.
“What about Holly?” He asked.
“Hmm, I like it.” I said then put a collar with it’s new name, around the Sergal’s neck. I put down the Sergal and it ran off on all fours. “Hey, did you affect its intelligence?” I asked.
“No but Hannah gave her what she needed to know.” He told me.
“Well, Sergals are supposed to be below average intelligence compared to humans. But this one doesn’t seem to have any intelligence, it seems to act on instinct, that’s not bad, but it’s strange.” I said.
“Well is that everything you need?” He asked.
“I guess, but could you look into finding me a Scratazon? I don’t care if you find it or make one.” I Asked.
“I'll do what I can.” He told me before he hung up.
“Ok then, now what?” I said to myself. “Oh! I could recall my tokens and make a new message!” I said.
I took my phone and opened a portal into the void behind it and brought all the tokens back. Every phone token went back to the original and the portal closed. “Now for a new message.” I said.
I put a Transformers mercenary symbol on the back and cleared my throat and began talking.
“This is a message to any displaced who finds my tokens. My friends call me Rob...” I began then spoke in my Soundblaster voice. “To you I am Soundblaster, I am based on the Transformers Prime’s and robots in disguise’s Soundwave, but I’m different. I have a different color scheme, weapons, more tentacles, and I can use dark chaos magic. If you find my token and wish to summon me, be it for battle or just to talk, hold the phone up to the sky and call out my name!” I said then went back to my normal voice then sent the phone into the void.
After I finished, I began looking through the fridge. Unfortunately there wasn’t anything in it. I went to the front door and put on a jacket. “GIRLS! I’M GOING OUT TO GET SOME GROCERIES! I’LL BE BACK LATER!” I called out then walked out the door.
Entry three: Making Progress
Author's Note
Here’s a new chapter! Sorry I took so long. Enjoy!😁
Entry three: Making Progress
As soon as I walked out the door, I came face to face with Lex Luthor. I smirked and looked at him. “Hello Lex, what brings you to Griffin Rock?” I asked. I got no response and instead he punched me in the face, only to bring his hand back from pain. “Yeah, metal endoskeleton.” I said then knocked on my head. “Not the best thing for a human hand to hit.” I continued.
“YOU SENT A MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH INTO MY DREAMS YOU CRAZY BASTARD!” He yelled.
“Shhh! Not so loud! It’s a small quiet town, and I’d like to keep things that way.” I told him. “Besides, you and Grodd marooned us on a prehistoric island.”
At this point he started losing it. “So you send that thing after me to get even?!” He exclaimed.
“No, that was just to let you know that no matter where you are, no matter what you do, I’ll still be able to find you and kick your ass.” I said with an evil grin. “But since it’s clear you want to be rid of me…” I began before giving him two photographs, one of Alduin, and another of a lusty dragon maid. “All you have to do is retrieve these creatures from a planet far from here.” I said.
“And why can’t you do this yourself?” Lex asked.
“Because I can’t get involved with the world because I made it, based on a few video games from my world.” I explained then gave him a VR headset. “All you have to do is play the game.” I said.
“I thought you said this was a world, far from here?” He said.
“It’s both a world far away, and a game, all you need to do is make an avatar and play the game. But you can’t just do whatever you want, there are a few rules, but I’m sure you can figure things out.” I told him.
“But how can it both be a game and a real world?” Lex asked.
“Two words, Deca-Dence.” I said.
“I still don’t understand.” He said.
“Ugh, just come inside, I’ll show you.” I said opening the door and dragging him in.
—Every Episode of Deca-Dence Later—
“Ok I think I understand now, you made a world and you have a place on that world that creates avatars and anyone who plays the game thinks it’s just a game?” Lex asked.
“More or less, but I still need a beta tester, and since I’m sure that you’d do pretty much anything to get me to leave you alone, you’re going to volunteer and get me what I want.” I said.
Lex didn’t respond and just gave me that creepy smirk of his.
“Come, I’m going out to get groceries, and I don’t trust you to be in my house without a chaperone.” I said with a chuckle.
He growled a bit and followed me. Right after I left the front yard and stood on the sidewalk, I froze. “I’ll be right back.” I told him. I opened a time door and found myself in front of Baron Zemo.
It seemed he was about to set up his explosives. He looked at me in confusion then pulled out a gun. He shot me in the head but it didn’t do anything but send a bit of flesh to go flying. I used my magic to call the flesh back then grabbed his face and lifted him up.
“The king does not die today.” I told him before I crushed his skull by squeezing his face.
I opened a time door and walked through and found myself somewhere familiar. I sensed something falling and I held out my arms to catch it. What fell into my arms surprised me, it was Natasha Romanof, Black Widow and she was unconscious. I left a dead clone in her place and took her through a time door.
I had arrived right after the avengers got back from time traveling and began constructing their infinity gauntlet. They all looked at me and I put her down. “I’ll be back.” I said then went into another time door.
I then began using time doors to kill everyone responsible for Mysterio. Then I opened a time door and found myself in the endgame battle, right before Thanos was about to snap his fingers. Then when he did, he got confused then looked at the gauntlet and noticed the stones weren’t there. Only to find Tony took them.
“And I am Iron Man.” He said. But I used my magic to take the stones from him. I made a gauntlet of my own and put the stones into it.
Thanos looked at me. “Who are you?” He asked.
I smiled. I transformed to my robot mode and looked down at him. “I AM SOUNDBLASTER. AND I AM INEVITABLE. ” I said to him in my robot voice. I then snapped my fingers and made him and his army disappear.
“Why did you stop me?” Asked Tony.
I changed back to my human form and took off my visor so he could see my eyes. “Because the world needs Iron man. And you’re not done yet.” I said. I removed the infinity stones and gave them to him as my gauntlet dissipated. “Return them, and if Steve goes alone and doesn’t come back, I’m going to make you wish these stones killed you, cuz they would have, had I not intervened, so I suggest you do what I say.” I told him, giving him a few soft slaps on the face.
I put my visor on and opened a time door back to where I started and showed up behind Lex. “Where did you go?” He asked.
“Just tying up a few loose ends, nothing you need to worry your bald little head about.” I said, rubbing his head.
I brought him to the docks and stood there for a bit. “Ok, get me what I want and I’ll leave you alone, you won’t be able to bring them back with you, so you’ll have to make a teleporter or spacecraft in order to bring them here, Unfortunately it won’t be easy because the world is still in the early stages of civilization, but I’m sure you’ll be able to manage. So good luck.” I said, then sent him home. He grumbled as he left but I didn’t pay him any mind.
I left the docks and headed off to get groceries. I walked into the grocery store and got what I needed. After I came out I decided to give Ultron a call. “Hey Ultron, I need you to do a scan of this universe and find out if World Zi is here anywhere.” I said.
“I’ll see what I can find.” Ultron told me.
“Thanks, can you hand me over to Rufus?” I asked.
I heard a snicker then heard an exchange and I heard Weller. “Yes?” He answered.
“Has Airachnid been given the new symbol?” I asked.
“Yes, she’s been given a new symbol, anything else you want?” He asked.
“Not now, just help Ultron for now.” I said.
“I’ll see what I can do.” He said and ended the call.
I made my way back to the house and walked in. I made my way into the kitchen and put away the groceries. After I finished with the groceries I headed down to the basement. I walked over to the vault door and opened it then walked through it. I transformed to vehicle mode and flew up to the lab and changed to robot mode.
Airachnid was still restrained when I arrived. “Airachnid, are you ready to obtain your earth vehicle mode?” I asked her.
“Yes master Soundblaster.” She said with her seductive smile.
“Master?” I said while tilting my head. “Alright, come with me.” I released her from her restraints and brought her to a helicopter.
She scanned the helicopter and changed to her new Stealth RAH-66 Comanche form .
I changed into my human form and went over to a table. I took off my clothes and laid them neatly on the table, I removed my visor and put it on the table as well. I then walked over to another table and took a scalpel and began cutting the flesh from my body.
Once I was finished, I put it all on the table and brought out a sample of machine-phase matter and applied it to the flesh. The flesh began changing and glowing red as it continued to change.
Airachnid transformed and came up behind me. “What are you up to?” She asked.
“Working on making Machine-phase matter, it restructures and rebuilds human tissue on a cellular level for maximum combat utility, at least if I can get it right. I’m trying to add in some CyberNucleic acid, so it has a few more functions.” I explained as I examined the reaction in the experiment.
“Interesting.” She said with a small giggle.
As I watched the flesh change, I began working on some plans for an upgrade for later.
I looked at my flesh and saw it was ready. I went over and placed my hand on what used to be flesh, instantly the machine-phase matter began covering my endoskeleton, once it was all on it began looking like my normal skin. I went over to my clothes and put them on, then put on my visor.
“Not bad.” I said to myself. “Hey Ultron! You find anything?” I asked.
“I’ve searched everywhere, World Zi doesn’t exist here.” He told me.
“That’s a shame.” I said, looking down then looking back to Ultron. “I suppose we’ll have to hope for there to be some displaced out there that ended up on an Equestria or CHS with Zoids, until then….. We’ll have to wait a bit.” I said then began walking over to the edge. I jumped off and changed to my Reaper drone mode and flew down to the vault door exit.
I changed to my human form and Airachnid landed behind me in her alt mode then transformed. “Come with me, Airachnid.” I said.
I opened the door and I led her upstairs and brought her to her new room. “Here, go nuts.” I said then left her alone.
I made my way down to the living room and sat on the couch, A few minutes later I was joined by Lilith, my dragon hybrid. “Hey girl.” I said as she got on the couch and laid down, taking up most of the couch. I began petting her as I watched TV.
—Later—
After watching a bit of TV, I decided to get rid of my tardis so I sent it into the void, so it would implode and get ripped apart.
Once that was finished I looked up into the beautiful afternoon sky and just looked at the passing clouds. “Hmm….. now what?” I said, resting my hands on my hips.
I went inside and sat on the couch. Then I had a great idea. I took out my phone and began looking at stealth aircrafts, then the F-117 Nighthawk caught my eye. “Hmmm… that looks cool.” I muttered. I thought it over and bought one and had it sent to an aircraft hangar I bought at the Griffin Rock airfield. “Glad I have a lot of money saved up thanks to being Hannah’s assistant.” I said.
I checked when it would be delivered and it made an estimate for 14 days. ‘Pretty good delivery time’ I thought to myself. “Well that took up like two minutes of my time, now what?” I asked myself.
I then thought of something hilarious. “Oh ho ho ho! Now that is something I need to build!” I said then ran down to the lab.
—Later: 12:00 midnight, Location: Mayor Luskey’s house—
After everyone on the island had gone to sleep, I went over to the front lawn, carrying a large footlocker. I opened the footlocker and pulled out my latest creation, a toilet paper launching minigun. I hit a button inside the footlocker and a stationary mount raised up, I put the TP minigun on the mount and began firing.
Instantly the minigun began rotating and firing roll upon roll of toilet paper onto the mayor’s house. As soon as they began covering his house I started laughing like a maniac. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!” I laughed. ‘Oh this is just too perfect!’ I thought to myself.
As soon as the house was completely mummified with toilet paper I packed up everything and went home.
As soon as I got home, I sat on the couch and began laughing my ass off. “Oh man! That was fun! I haven’t had that much fun in forever! I’m glad I can still dish out pranks.” I said to myself.
Then I got a strange vibe, then a voice whispered into my head. A chill went down my spine, which shouldn’t have been possible. So I did as the voice asked and opened a small portal somewhere in Quohog from Family guy and reached my arm in and pulled out a syringe filled with a strange liquid.
I went down to the lab and went over to Ultron and handed it to him. “Have this analyzed, then make more, this must be figured out, tested and mass produced.” I said.
“What’s in it?” Ultron asked.
“Hope.” I said.
“Hope for what?” Asked Dr. Weller as he came over to join us.
“Hope for the future. That is the cure for cancer.” I said, pointing at the syringe in Ultron’s hands.
“Is it really?” Dr. Weller asked.
“It better be, the author scared the shit out of me and told me to get it and save it for later.” I told them.
“I’ll get working on it immediately!” Ultron told me.
“Good! I don’t know what the author has planned, but if he thinks this is important, I won’t question it.” I said. “I’m going back upstairs, let me know when you have it ready.” I said.
“Sure thing!” Ultron replied.
I went to the cybetron relic room and grabbed the forge of solus prime.
“What are you going to do with that?” Asked Dr. Weller.
“I’m not sure Rufus, but I have a feeling I’ll need it sometime later.” I told him.
“Rufus?!” He exclaimed.
“The author is getting a bit tired of calling you Dr. Weller, so from now on he’s going to be labeling you as Rufus, since it’s your first name.” I explained.
“I’m never going to understand you.” Rufus said as I walked past him.
“Nope!” I said with a chuckle then went back up to the living room. On the couch were my minicons, Buzzsaw, Ravage, Ratbat, Rumble, and Frenzy. I put the hammer down and walked over to them.
I transformed into robot mode and looked at them. “All of you, Return.” I ordered. They all transformed and attached themselves to where they belonged. I used one of my tentacles below my chest and grabbed the tv remote and used the other tentacle to turn the TV on and I began flipping through channels.
Eventually I found something I liked and stuck with it. I looked over and grabbed the hammer and put it on my back. ‘That should be safe for now.’ I thought to myself.
I sat down cross legged and continued to watch the TV.
Entry four: New Friends And New Experiences
Author's Note
I thought it might be a good idea to start making things a bit more clear.
“This is Soundblaster’s voice”
“This is normal human voice”
Everyone get that? Good!😃
Now, just so everyone knows, this chapter will be a crossover with OPTIMUSPRIMEG1 ’s story, SYMBOL OF PEACE .
The transformers robots in disguise Soundblaster robot mode, radio alt mode and mobile assault van alt modes, I made myself, but the credit for drawing the Soundblaster F-117 Nighthawk alt mode goes to OPTIMUSPRIMEG1 , I just colored them in.
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Entry four: New Friends And New Experiences
—The Next Month—
“Hey, Rob, your new plane arrived at your hangar!” Jasmine called.
I got out of bed and got dressed. “Thanks Jasmine!” I said.
I went down to my lab and had Ultron and Rufus join me. I gave Ultron a glamour so he’d blend in. We made our way towards the Airfield but noticed something was happening in the town square.
Everyone was gathering around and I saw Chief Burns on a stage. I looked around at everything then realized something. “This is when the rescue bots are unveiled to the public of Griffin Rock.” I said.
“Should we stick around?” Asked Rufus.
“Of course, this is history in the making, we can’t miss out.” I told him.
Then the Chief started clearing his throat and began speaking. “Ahem, thank you for coming folks.” He said.
“Our town has a long history of being on the cutting edge of new technology, now, thanks to our friends in Washington, I give you, the latest in emergency response… The Rescue Bots!” He said then the stage opened up and four vehicles rose from underneath, first was a red fire truck, then a green bulldozer, a blue police car, and an orange and white Helicopter.
“Awesome.” I said slowly and excitedly.
Everyone applauded and then the Chief began talking again. “Robots, Transform!” He ordered. Then they all transformed into robots.
Everyone was amazed and I smiled. “I’m never going to get tired of that.” I said.
“These robotic rescue vehicles will streamline our resources. Now one human team with one robot can do the work of an entire Police Force… Fire Department… Emergency Response Unit… And Engineering Corps.” He said gesturing to each robot and each of his kids.
“Each robot is programmed to Respond only to the commands of its handler. So you can sleep at night, knowing Griffin Rock is protected by the very best that technology and humanity have to offer.” He continued.
Everyone cheered and clapped once he was finished, even I cheered a bit. “Ok let’s go.” I said.
We left the square and headed to the airfield.
After it was inside I took a few steps back to admire my new Nighthawk. “Eeeeeheeheehee!” I said excitedly.
“Let’s check the engines!” I exclaimed. We got a ladder and climbed onto the aircraft and checked the engines, however, there was a small problem… there weren’t any engines.
“What the fuck?” I said, confused.
“That’s a shame.” Commented Ultron.
“That explains why it wasn’t as expensive as the others.” I said.
“What now?” Asked Rufus.
“We’ll have to either buy new engines, or build new engines.” I said.
“I vote we build new engines!” Both Rufus and Ultron said simultaneously.
“Ok, then I guess we’re building new engines.” I said as Rufus and Ultron both high-fived and fistbumped then did a whole thing like they had a secret handshake. “Wow you two are geeks.” I said, looking at them. “By the way, that was very amusing to watch, I hope we can make our own secret handshake, come on, we got work to do.” I said.
Aftera few hours of discussion and planning, we decided not to rebuild the standard two non-afterburning General Electric F404 turbofan engines, and instead went for something more challenging, a new space-age sci-fi engine.
We began putting together a rocket thruster and an electric marine rim driven hubless thruster and created a hybrid of the two so it could propel itself through water, air, and space. We designed custom built afterburners to replace the current exhaust ducts.
“Ok, we got the engines done. Let’s go a few steps further and make this thing able to have a vertical takeoff to give it more maneuverability.” I said. And we did just that, we had to remove a few things and replace them afterwards, but everything got installed. Once the engines and everything was finished we sat back and admired our work.
“Let’s give it some more equipment, weapons, power source and make sure to get everything air-tight and vacuum sealed.” I said.
“Alright.” Said Ultron and Rufus.
—Later—
After the upgrades were made, I took a moment to admire our work.
Once I was satisfied I got into the cockpit and strapped myself in. I turned it on but after a few minutes the Nighthawk powered down. “Hmm? Hey! What happened?” I asked.
“It seems like the upgrades we gave it didn’t help.” Said Rufus.
“Hmm, oh….” I said, realizing what was wrong.
“There isn’t any way this thing will have enough power or fuel, there isn’t anything that could power it…” I said. I began thinking of possible power sources, but none came to mind at the moment. I got out of the aircraft and we headed back to the house.
By the time we got back to the house, it was nighttime. We were about to go inside but a robot T-rex went stomping by behind us.
“Should we get involved?” Asked Ultron.
“Nah, the Rescue Bots can handle it, let’s go inside.” I said.
I opened the door and we went inside, Ultron and Rufus went upstairs to their rooms and I transformed to robot mode and gently sat on the couch. “Let’s see what’s on Tv.” I said.
I took out the hammer and checked it then put it back on my back. Just then I got an alert on my HUD and answered my comms. “Hello?” I said.
“Hey, I have your new pet ready.” Jonathan said over the comms.
I transformed to my human mode and answered. “Oh?…. Oh! Right! The scratazon.” I said.
“When do you want me to send it over?” He asked.
“Now’s good.” I said.
“Ok and I also have a surprise for you.” He said before he hung up.
“I wonder what he meant.” I said as I waited for a portal to open.
Then it opened and closed and out came a Scratazon.
“Well, well, such a cute little Scratazon.” I said, helping her up. She looked at me and made a few chittering sounds.
Then the portal opened again and a Unikitty popped out.
“Awe, how cute.” I said scratching the Unikitty behind the ear. I then looked at the Scratazon and shooed the Unikitty away. I sat down on the couch and began relaxing. Then Unikitty hopped onto my lap and I began petting her. “Hmm. I should probably go do a brain scan on Airachnid so I can learn her fighting styles.” I said then moved Unikitty aside and stood up.
I went to Airachnid’s room and found her making a web on the ceiling. I transformed to robot mode and looked at her. “Come here.” I said.
“Alright Soundblaster I’ll come down, if you can catch me.” She said with a flirtatious smirk. Then she started moving around the room while I tried to catch her. Luckily I had the advantage because I had tentacles and they could bend in ways her legs couldn’t, so it wasn’t long before I caught her by wrapping her in my tentacles. “Well you caught me, now what are you going to do to me?” She asked seductively.
“I’m going to scan your mind, copy the data and upload it into myself.” I told her.
“Kinky.” She said as I ignored her and put my hand on her forehead and began uploading, after a minute I was finished and I unwrapped her from my tentacles. “What, you’re not going to take advantage of me?” She asked.
“No.” I told her,then left her room and closed the door. I realized that I was a bit too large to walk around in the hallway so I transformed back to human form and went down the stairs, through the kitchen and out the back door. I took a running start and transformed to my vehicle mode and took off.
‘Feels good to fly again.’ I thought to myself. I opened a bridge to the nemesis and used my tentacles to keep me on the ceiling. I continued crawling around until I saw Megatron walking around a corner. I followed close behind him and used super speed to start moving faster than Megatron could see or move. I put my hand onto his head and uploaded everything he knew, I then quickly made my way out of the ship and opened a bridge to the ground below.
“Megatron’s experience acquired. Next targets: Bulkhead, Ratchet, Arcee, Bumblebee and Optimus Prime” I said out loud to no one in particular.
I took off towards Jasper Nevada in vehicle mode and landed on the helipad entrance on top of The Autobot’s base. I decided to take a seat on a rock and wait for them to come up. Unfortunately fate had other plans.
A portal opened up and sucked me into it.
—Elsewhere—
Freds POV
“Damn it.” I said as I accidentally did what the Token said to do in order to summon the Displaced, I looked around for a portal or anything that identifies a Displaced summoning. Seeing none I let out a sigh of relief. “Thank goodness, I don’t think summoning a Displaced is a good idea right now.” I said as I kept writing in my book on Quirks, only to hear a crash behind me. “Guess I spoke too soon.” I said, going into my hero form as I turned around to see who I summoned.
“Not my best landing.” Came a strange robotic voice. When I turned around, I was surprised to see a giant robot.
“Hey there, my name is All Might.” I said to the robot Displaced, not wanting to say his real name unless he was sure the Displaced was a friend. I noticed he didn’t have a Decepticon symbol and instead had a golden yellow symbol on his shoulders I’ve never seen before.
“I AM SOUNDBLASTER.” He told me, confirming that this Soundblaster was really a Displaced.
“Alright Soundblaster, it’s nice to meet you. You’re probably wondering why you’re here?” I asked him.
Then he surprised me when he transformed into a tall thin human with long white hair and white skin.
“You can change into a human?” I asked in confusion and surprise.
“Not really this is actually a Rev-9 terminator endoskeleton with a T-3000 machine-phase matter covering.” He told me as he held out his hand and flesh on his hand began moving around like sand and went away to reveal a robotic hand.
“I see.” I said, still a bit surprised.
“So, tell me, Why did you summon me?” He asked as the “machine-phase matter” began covering his hand then closed it once it was all on.
“Well it was a bit of an accident to be honest.” I said as I sheepishly rubbed the back of my head, “I just planned on relaxing while writing in my book on Quirks until your Token fell in front of me and I accidentally summoned you.”
He smiled and chuckled a bit. “Heh, well I’m glad you did, I was bored.” He said then began wandering around. “You got anything to eat here?” He asked.
“Yeah, I got some food inside.” I said as I led him inside my home, making sure I grabbed my book as I did. “Fridge is right there, though I don’t have much besides some fruits and vegetables.
“Ick. No spank you.” He said then got out a plate and a dish towel and placed them on the table. He took the towel and covered the plate and waved his hand over it and pulled away the towel. Now, on the plate was a Big Mac without vegetables and a side of large fries and a bottle of ketchup. “Ta-daaa!” He said then sat down.
I blinked in surprise but shrugged it off, I did meet a Displaced who could do the same thing, kinda. “So Soundblaster, do you want to just hang out or do you want to go back home?” I asked him.
“I’m not really doing anything important back home, so I guess I can stick around.” He said as he began eating.
“Alright.” I said before coughing a bit as I changed back into my civilian form, “Damn, guess I’m not fully recovered from yesterday.” I said to myself, letting out a weary sigh.
“Y'know I can fix that problem for you, if you want me to that is.” He offered.
“Nah it’s fine.” I said, “Besides, I can use a bit of a break after everything that’s happened during my first few days in Equestria.”
“Hmm. Anything of note? Like, what’s happened so far, I have seen the whole show, anything I should know before going around?” He asked.
I held my chin in thought, “Well, there was the whole Canterlot Wedding incident yesterday.” I said as I remembered the incident.
He stopped eating and his food vanished into thin air. “So, now you’re going to have to deal with Sombra, cuz that’s up next.” He said with a grin.
I nodded, “Yeah, I’ve heard of him from another Displaced, evil unicorn who enslaved a whole empire.” I said.
“Yup, I gave my world’s sombra the most epic uppercut ever, literally sent him flying.” He said, demonstrating by doing an uppercut. “I’m glad I’m here, I’m not sure if you have seen the transformers recent series but this symbol on my shoulder means I’m in the mercenary faction. I usually work as a bounty hunter or hitman, and I’m actually the best guy you could have summoned for any situation.” He explained with a smile while pointing to his shoulder.
“Mercenary faction huh? That sounds interesting.” I said, “And you said you fought Sombra? Care to give me some tips so I can be prepared when I face him?”
“I only gave him the one punch, I can’t really tell you much, other than he’s coming back in the form of a shadow and he’s one messed up guy.” He told me.
I nodded as I let out a sigh, “Damn, guess I’m gonna have to ask Celestia for some information about him.” I said, then I heard someone walking into the room, making me look and see that it was Ruby. “Hey Ruby.”
The Genesect waved, “Hi.” she said as she walked over to us, “Who’s this?”
“You have a genesect, nice, I have one too.” He said and took out a pokeball and tossed it into the air. A red flash came from the pokeball and there was now a normal genesect standing next to Ruby. “My name is Soundblaster, Ruby was it?” He asked.
Ruby looked from the Genesect to Soundblaster, “Yes, that’s my name.” she said.
“Nice to meet you.” He said, holding out his hand.
Ruby placed her stinger on his hand and the two shook hands, “It’s nice to meet you too.” she said, “So what brings you here?” she asked him.
“I was summoned on accident. But I’m going to stick around. Hey Fred, ok if all my pokemon come out?” He asked.
“Yeah, they can come out.” I said. “Just make sure they don’t make a mess of things please. I already have a few roommates here, and two of them are always making a mess.” then I realized something, “Hey, how did you know my name? My real one.” I asked him.
He smiled then tapped his arm and a hologram showed a webpage with a story called “SYMBOL OF PEACE” with a picture of All Might as the cover and a summary below it. “Your story is very interesting.” He said with a cheshire grin.
I blinked at the image, “What is this?” I asked him.
“Something to make you question your existence and drive you nuts, mostly to give me entertainment. Anyway… Salazzle, Garchomp, Araidos, Joltik, Darkrai, Marshadow, Houndoom, Dhelmise, Mewtwo, Lucario, Mew, Lycanroc, Celebi, Shadow Lugia, Yveltal, Lunala, Necrozma, Palkia, Zekrom, Victini, Diancie, Snorlax, Arceus, Pikachu Libre, come on out!” He said as a whole bunch of pokemon came out of their pokeballs. “I have two more but I left them back home.” He said, then tapped his arm again and the hologram went away.
“How did you get all these Pokemon?” I asked him while Ruby interacted with Soundblasters Pokemon.
“Pretty cool right? I got mythical pokemon and legendary pokemon, I got them all during my travels, and I didn’t want to part with them so I brought them with me wherever I went. Anyway, what time is it?” He asked.
“Um, not sure.” I said, “Why?”
“I have a clock on my Hud and I need to update it so I’m on this world’s time.” He said.
“Oh. Well I’m not sure what time it is, sorry.” I said,
“I’ll just go outside and do some calculations then.” He told me then went outside.
“Alright. Also, just to let you know, the ponies are anthro here.” I said to him.
“I know.” He called out as he came back inside.
Before I could say anything, an explosion was heard outside, causing me and Ruby to run outside to see, “Diamond Dogs?” I asked as I watched the large canines attack Ponyville. “Didn’t I already teach them a lesson the last time they invaded?” I asked no one as I went into my hero form.
“Mind if I join in?” Soundblaster asked then transformed to his robot mode, then his arms turned into weapons.
“All pokemon return!” Said Soundblaster as all his pokemon returned. “Once this is over would you mind if I took one of the females of the species?” He asked as he fired at one of the diamond dogs, which upon contact of the shot, was cut in half.
I looked at him confused, but I still glanced at the Diamond Dog that was cut in half, “Why?” I asked him before I slammed the back of my fist into another Diamond Dog, knocking them out. “Also, refrain from killing them, just knock them out if you can but no killing.”
“I want one as a pet, and if you want non-lethal…” he said then his arms went back to normal as six tentacles came out of his back and two more came from his abdomen. Each tentacle had a small gripping claw at the end which once they touched a diamond dog they got electrocuted and passed out. He began using his tentacles like he was Doctor octopus and shocked every diamond dog that came within range.
“Not sure if you want one of these for a pet, they’ve been magically enhanced to be smarter and slightly stronger.” I said as I used my Earthbending to slam a pillar of earth into a Diamond Dog.
“When I say pet, I mean something else.” He said to me as he began walking around the battlefield while shocking each dog that tried to get close to him.
I think I knew what he meant but still, I had to ask, “Then what do you mean by that exactly?” I asked him.
Then he began playing smooth jazz, further confirming what I thought. “Bow-chicka-wow-wow.” He said.
I only shook my head before slamming my fist into a Diamond Dog that was trying to sneak up on me. “I have no comment to that.” I said, then I realized all the Diamond Dogs were beaten, which made me confused. ’Surely they would have sent a much larger group after last time.’ I thought to myself as I looked at all the defeated Diamond Dogs.
“That was too simple.” Soundblaster said as he brought all his tentacles back. “Buzzsaw, eject.” He said as minicon came out of his chest and began flying around.
“You realized it too?” I asked him as I used Bind to tie up some DIamond Dogs.
“Yes, if this was a true battle, there would have been more resistance. Alert: Buzzsaw has detected an anomaly coming this way.” He said as his minicon went back into his chest.
I looked at him, a serious look replacing my smile. “Where?” I asked him.
He pointed in the direction it was coming from and a mouthplate formed over his visor.
“Rumble, Frenzy, Eject! Operation: Cleanup!” He said, then two minicons came out of his back and began gathering all the Diamond Dogs and tying them up. “Once you have finished, return to me.” He told them. They saluted and got back to work.
I nodded before I continued walking, eventually I saw a cloaked figure walking away from Ponyville. “Hey! Hold it right there!” I shouted to them, causing them to look at me.
“Well, this is unexpected, it seems I have been found by the so called Symbol of Peace.” the figure said, causing me to frown when I all heard was a distorted voice, making it impossible to identify them.
“Voice distortion spell detected, beginning analysis….. Error: True voice unknown.” Soundblaster said.
“Don’t bother trying to figure out what I really sound like, you won’t be able to.” the figure said before the continued to walk away, “Now if you excuse me, I have more important things to do than talk to lesser beings such as yourselves.”
“No you are not, you are going to answer some questions.” I said, but they ignored me. “I said-” I said before dashing in front of them, blocking their path. “Stop.”
Unbeknownst to the mysterious figure, At this point Soundblaster’s minicons returned and went back into his back. Then Soundblaster came up behind the figure and used his tentacles to block all their escape routes. “Escape is impossible, answer his questions.” He said drawing his weapons and pointing them down at the figure.
The figure looked between me and Soundblaster before sighing, then next thing we knew, we were suddenly sent flying, I crashed into a tree while Soundblaster crashed into a house. “What a nuisance.” the figure said as they kept walking but I ran at them, fist pulled back before I sent it forward.
“Texas SMAAAAAAASH!!” I shouted, punching the air, thus creating a large gust of wind but the figure was unaffected by it.
Then Soundblaster got up and began walking towards the figure, just as they sent me crashing into a tree again. ’Who is this guy? They just walked through my Texas Smash like it was nothing!’ I thought to myself before charging at them, ’Guess I have no choice but to use more of my power.’
Soundblaster jumped up and transformed into a reaper drone and flew off. The figure watched Soundblaster fly away before scoffing as they caught my punch, the ground cracking under us. “Look at that, your friend has abandoned you.” the figure said.
“Are you sure about that?” I asked them before I tried to punch them with my other hand but they caught that too. Then I heard a familiar sound and turned and saw missiles heading this way.
“All Might, move out of the way!” Said Soundblaster as he launched more missiles.
I quickly head butted the figure, causing them to let go before I jumped away from them, just as the missiles collided with them, creating a large explosion. I landed back on the ground as I looked at the smoke cloud then I turned to look at Soundblaster. “Thanks.” I said to him. “But stay on your guard, I doubt that would have affected them.”
Soundblaster transformed and landed a few feet from where the missiles struck. “Soundblaster Superior. Figure Inferior.” He said as he looked at me, turning his back on the smoke.
I then see a bright glow coming from the smoke but before I could warn Sounblaster, a large beam shot out of the smoke and hit Soundblaster, tearing away at his metal body and sending him flying into the Everfree. “Soundblaster!!” I shouted as I watched him fly before seeing something out of the corner of my eye, causing me to roll out of the way of another beam.
When the smoke cleared, I saw the figure, their cloak torn with visible burns on them, I also saw them holding their arm. “Damn thing, you’re lucky I’m needed elsewhere, Symbol of Peace, otherwise I would teach you a lesson.” they said before disappearing in a flash. With the figure gone I quickly ran into the Everfree, looking for Soundblaster.
I found him in a crater and he and his Minicons seemed to be in very bad shape. “Soundblaster! Please tell me you’re at least alive.” I said to him,
“I-I St-t-till F-f-function-tion-tion, for now.” He tried to say. His body was sparking and a few places were leaking energon.
“Damn, I don’t know how to fix you nor do I have anything that could.” I said, growing more and more worried. Then a portal opened up a few yards away and a giant golden hammer came falling through and landed on the with a big thud. “What the? What’s that?” I asked no one as I walked over to the hammer.
“The F-Fo-Forge of So-Sol-Sol-Solus P-P-Prime. It has T-t-the P-P-Power to Revive M-me.” He said, a few sparks coming off him in a few places.
After hearing that I knew what I had to do, I grabbed the handle of the hammer and with all my strength, carried it over to Soundblaster, “That’s good to hear.” I said.
Soundblaster’s visor began flickering. Then he moved his arm and moved his palm up. Unfortunately his visor began flickering until it stopped. “Soundblaster?” I asked him, starting to become worried again, “Soundblaster?!” I shouted, dropping the hammer unknowingly into Soundblasters hand.
Then the hammer began whirring to life. I looked at it in shock as the hammer began to glow brightly, I raised my hand to try and block the glow while jumping out of the crater. “What’s going on?!” I asked in confusion.
Then there was a bright flash that sent me flying into a tree. “What is it about today that has me crashing into trees?” I asked myself as I was still blinded by the glow, though I could hear the sound of shifting metal.
When the light subsided I walked towards the crater and looked inside to see Soundblaster, only he looked different.
“Soundblaster?” I asked, “You alright?”
He looked at himself and looked at me. He took a step and fell over. He punched the ground in anger and tried standing up again. “Here, let me help.” I said before I used my earthbending to create a pole made of rock, “Use that to help yourself stand.”
He looked over to the hammer and grabbed it and put it onto his back then used the pole I made. “Thank you, this new form will take some getting use to.” He told me.
“Just be glad you aren’t dead.” I said to him.
“Actually I was dead for a few seconds.” He told me as he stepped out of the crater.
“Damn. Good thing that hammer appeared when it did.” I said, then had a thought, “Hey, seeing how you have a new body, are you still able to transform?”
He paused and a few parts shifted a little but he didn’t transform. “Negative, T-Cog has been purged of Alt modes.” He said.
“Damn, hopefully you;’ll find a new vehicle form.” I said to him before looking in the direction of Ponyville and back at him. “Do you think you’ll be able to walk back to town?”
“I have a few modes in mind, that is, if you would like to join me on a trip back to my world.” He sais
I held my chin in thought before sighing, “I would, but unfortunately, I’m on house arrest by order of Princess Luna.” I said.
“then I shall have them brought here.” He said as three portals opened up and three things came out. A mobile assault van, a Radio, and modified F-117 Nighthawk.
He scanned the van first and transformed into it.
Then he transformed back and scanned the Nighthawk.
And finally he transformed again and scanned the radio and transformed into it.
Then he went back to robot mode and opened a portal and sent them back through. Then he reached into a small portal and pulled out a necklace with a gem on it. He untied it and put it around his neck and one second later he was human again. “Ok let’s go.” He said.
I nodded before the two of us walked back to Ponyville, but during the trip back, I was thinking about the unknown being we fought. ’They just tanked through our attacks like they were nothing. Not only that, they are extremely powerful.’ I thought to myself.
“They weren’t that powerful.” Said Soundblaster. “Also why didn’t you ask about my crystal necklace?” He asked, turning around and proceeding to walk backwards.
“Was I supposed to?” I asked him in reply, a bit confused.
“Obviously, yes! I put a lot of work into it, of course I want to brag about it.” He said, then turned around and walked normally.
I just looked at him in confusion before shaking my head before I continued walking. “Alright, I’ll ask. What’s with the crystal necklace?”
“It’s a glamour charm, normally it’s supposed to make whoever wears it appear as something else.” He said. “However that’s just a normal glamour charm, my charms can actually make the disguise real, it actually makes your form real, all the way to the smallest detail, if a charm has instructions to make you a cat, Boom! Your a cat! Or in my case, it makes a cybertronian, a real human being.” He explained.
“That sounds pretty useful to have.” I said, a bit amazed at such a crystal.
“Not only that, but you can even feel all your parts, for example if you have a tail, you will feel it as if it’s part of you, mostly because it is.” He said, doing a flip and proceeding to walk with his hands.
’He is a strange one.’ I thought to myself before saying, “By the way, you said that the strange being wasn’t that strong, yet they managed to not just block, but catch one of my Smash attacks like it was nothing.”
He jumped off the ground and began walking normally. “I meant they weren’t that strong compared to me.” He said as he kicked a rock.
“And just how strong are you?” I asked.
“I beat the shit out of Superman.” He said, making me freeze.
I just stared at him in shock before chuckling, “Why am I not surprised? I’ve heard of those who can beat Superman.” I said just as we exited the forest.
“Well I wasn’t as strong then as I am now.” He said. “The point is, I got killed because I was holding back.” He told me.
“Wait, you were killed?” I asked, my eyes widening in shock.
“Yes, it just happened a few minutes ago. Remember that figure shot me and sent me flying into the everfree? I died then came back? Ring any bells?” He said.
“Oh yeah.” I said, then I saw that the Diamonds Dogs were all tied up, “Good, now we can get answers on where they came from this time.”
“Let’s hope so, I want a rematch with that bitch that killed me.” He said.
“I don’t think our mystery villain would just hang out at the same spot the Diamond Dogs will tell us.” I said as we walked over to town, with Twilight and her friends walking over to us.
“Fred! Are you okay? I sensed some powerful magic not too far away from here before it disappeared.” Twilight said, before she looked at Soundblaster, “Who’s this? Another Displaced?”
“I’m Soundblaster, I’m a giant alien robot, but you can call me Rob Duntassel. It’s an anagram for Soundblaster.” He said with a chuckle.
“Nice to meet you Rob, seeing how you’re a Displaced, I can guess you already know who most of us are.” Twilight said.
“Yes. But please just call me Soundblaster.” He said.
Twilight nodded before looking at me, “Why did these Diamond Dogs attack this time? And why in such a small group?” she asked me,
“That’s what we are planning on finding out.” I said, “And that powerful magic you sensed belonged to somebody who may have been orchestrating these attacks.”
“What?! Y-you mean you saw them?!” Twilight asked me in shock.
“Saw them!? We did more than just see them, they fought us and they ended up killing me!” Soundblaster exclaimed.
“They what?!” the Mane 6 shouted in shock,
“But you’re standing right here! How are you standing right in front of us when they killed you?!” Rainbow Dash asked Soundblaster,
“Well luckily I was repaired and upgraded before it took. Check it out!” He said taking off his necklace and instantly reverted to his cybertronian form, towering over us.
Everyone instantly jumped back in surprise, “What the?!” Applejack shouted.
“Soundblaster, maybe take it easy with the whole transforming thing? They haven’t really seen anything like you before so don’t just suddenly transform in front of them.” I said to him.
“That wasn’t a transformation, it was a glamour crystal.” He said, looking down at us.
“What the heck is up with his voice?!” Rainbow said, “It’s freaky!”
He transformed into his radio mode and just sat there. “Um, what is he doing?” Twilight asked, I just shrugged in response.
Then Soundblaster began playing music.
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Once he finished, he transformed into his robot mode and put on his necklace and became human again. “Come on, let’s get going. We got us some mutts to interrogate.” He said.
I nodded, “Agreed.” I said as we walked over to the Diamond Dogs, seeing them already conscious and struggling to get free. They stopped when they their eyes landed on me.
“Well, if it isn’t the Symbol of Peace All Might. What do you want?” one Diamond Dog said.
“I bet he wants to interrogate us. Typical heroes.” another said.
Soundblaster took off his necklace and stomped his foot close to the Diamond dogs. “I’m no hero.” He told them then his tentacles came out from his abdomen and his back and they began writhing around. Then panels opened up on his shoulders to reveal large Speakers. “Start talking or I use Ultrasonics.” He said.
When none of them talked he clenched his fists and the speakers began vibrating, then the Diamond dogs began yowling in pain.
“What is he doing? I don’t hear anything?” Rainbow Dash asked in confusion.
“He’s using a certain frequency that only canines like the Diamond Dogs can hear to get them to talk.” I replied, causing Rainbow to nod in understanding.
“Dogs and Cybertronians.” Said Soundblaster.
We waited and watched the Diamond Dogs howl in pain, “Alright Soundblaster, that’s enough.” I said to him.
“Very well.” He said then the panels covered up the speakers and he put his necklace back on and became human again. “Remember, I still want a Diamond Bitch. And I mean that in the definition of female dog so don’t try to correct my language.” He said pointing a finger at everyone.
I merely groaned before I kneeled in front of the Dimaond Dogs, “Are you ready to talk now? Cause if you aren’t, I’m sure my friend can produce that painful sound again.” I said, pointing my thumb at Soundblaster, this caused the Diamond Dogs to whimper.
“We’ll talk.” a Diamond Dog said, causing me to nod.
“Good, where’s your current base?” I asked him.
“It’s just on the outskirts of Ponyville, there’s a cliff that hides a small cave.” the Diamond Dog said,
“Good, how many of you are there in that cave and are there any traps we should know about?” I asked,
“We don’t have any traps, and what you see here is only half of our group.” the Diamond Dog said, surprising some of us.
“I can transform to vehicle mode and we can get there quicker.” Offered Soundblaster.
“Thanks, but we still have one more question to ask. Who is the figure wearing the cloak?” I asked the Diamond Dog,
“You mean the guy who made who we are now? I think they said their name was-” but before the Diamond Dog could answer, an arrow was shot into his head, killing him. I looked in the direction the arrow came from and saw the same figure me and Soundblaster fought on a rooftop, but before we could do anything, they disappeared in a flash.
“We can still get information from it.” Said Soundblaster.
“What do you mean?” I asked in confusion.
He smirked and went over to the body and pulled out the arrow. Then he put his hand on it’s forehead. “The brain is still active 6 minutes after the body dies, at least that’s what I heard. And I’m getting brain activity and….. I just got the name.” He said. “Unfortunately I can’t tell you because the authors don’t want me to reveal anything just yet.”
“Huh?” everyone, including me, asked in confusion.
“Don’t ask, your brains won’t be able to handle it.” He said, waving his hand.
“Too late, already have a headache trying to understand what you’re saying.” Rainbow Dash said.
“Gee, Rainbow is having a hard time understanding something, must be a day ending in “Y”.” He said with a grin.
“Hey! You’re making it sound like I don’t understand some things! But I do! Sometimes…” Rainbow Dash said,
“All I heard was bad grammar and it wasn’t even a complete sentence. Do you honestly think you’re awesome? Puh-lease.” He said.
Rainbow Dash growled in anger but I quickly got in between the two. “Enough, we’ve got more important things to do.” I said.
“SOUNDBLASTER SUPERIOR, RAINBOW INFERIOR.” He said to her.
“Why you!” Rainbow Dash shouted, getting ready to fly at Soundblaster.
“I said stop! That includes you Soundblaster. Stop antagonizing Rainbow Dash.” I said sternly to both of them.
“Fine.” Said Soundblaster.
“Whatever.” Rainbow said, causing me to sigh in annoyance.
“Alright look, we know where their base is, me and Soundblaster will go there and take it down just like me and Del did. Twilight, contact Celestia and tell her of the second Diamond Dog base and to also be on the lookout for a powerful being in a cloak.” I said to Twilight, who nodded her head.
“Do I get to use my vehicle mode?” Soundblaster asked.
“That depends Soundbalster. What do you plan on doing in vehicle mode?” I asked him.
“Driving there, duh, and to get to a few places I can’t reach.” He said.
I nodded, “Alright, you can use your vehicle forms.” I said to him, “Now, as for the rest of you, keep an eye on these dogs, and let no one, and I mean no one near them, we don’t know if our cloaked villain might try and kill them as well before they can tell us any more information.”
Soundblaster snapped his fingers and a dome covered the dogs. “They should be safe under that dome, it’s made from my dark chaos magic, it’s indestructible.” He told me.
“Dark chaos magic?!” Twilight shouted in shock, “How in the name of Celestia did you learn those types of magic?!”
“I had it when I arrived in my equestria, then I got impaled by something enchanted by discord, I nearly died, but I absorbed the chaos magic and it integrated with my dark magic. I can do literally everything and anything!” He said, then thrust his hands into the sky sending out black bolts of lightning, creating a vortex in the clouds that surged with his black electricity. “I’m invincible.” He said then ended the vortex.
“What are you?” Twilight asked.
“I’m what you might call… a Nothing. Because nothing is more powerful than a god.” He said with a grin. He took off his visor and I saw that his eyes had black sclera and red irises.
’He’s on a whole new level of power.’ I thought to myself, a little frightened but glad he was a good guy.
Then he put his hand on my shoulder and I felt a bit dizzy. “I can also manipulate others, like giving them vertigo.” He said, taking his hand off and the dizziness stopped.
I shook my head to clear the dizziness, “Please don’t do that again?” I asked him.
“I also did something else while giving you vertigo, I took a small amount of one for all, which caused most of the dizziness, Now come on let’s go storm the diamond dogs.” He said, then handed me his necklace. He was now once again in his robot form.
He transformed to MAV (mobile assault van) vehicle mode and opened his driver’s side door. “Get in.” He told me.
“I’ll just run there Sound-” I stopped talking only to start coughing, a bit of smoke coming off my body. “D-damn.”
“Want that ride now?” He asked.
I nodded as I got in, going back into my civilian form as I did. “I hate this limit sometimes.” I said.
“I told you I could fix your problem.” He told me. “Also, buckle up, and close the door, you’re letting out the AC.”
“Yeah yeah.” I said as I closed the door and buckled up, “And I don’t need this fixed, I have to have a limit to my power somehow, otherwise I would be OP.”
I looked onto the dashboard and saw a screen with Soundblaster’s head on it, and it seemed to have a raised eyebrow, as if in disbelief. “Like the screen? I thought it might be nice to see my head here so the rider would have something to look at while they’re talking to me.” He said.
“Thanks.” I said, then remembered something, “Did you say you took some of One For All?”
“Correct. Unfortunately It’s a little late to give it back,it’s already integrated with me. But don’t worry, you aren’t going to lose one for all. I just took a sample and my magic did the rest and integrated with it.” He told me. Then started up. “You can drive if you want, I don’t really know how to drive in this form just yet.” He said.
“Are you sure? It’s been a while since I’ve driven.” I said,
“It will be fine, if something goes wrong, I can take control and prevent any vehicular ponyslaughter.” He said.
“Thanks, that makes me so much more relaxed.” I replied with a roll of my eyes. “You can drive.”
“Mind if I try something?” He asked.
“And that would be?” I asked him, raising an eyebrow in confusion.
Without warning he transformed with me still inside and I was still in the driver’s seat, but I was perfectly fine. “Transforming while you're inside.” He said then began walking.
“HEY!! Warn me next time!” I shouted at him, startled by the sudden transformation.
He didn’t respond and continued walking to our destination.
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Entry five: Mission Complete And The Journey Home
Author's Note
Part two of the crossover! Enjoy!😁
Sorry if the armed version of Soundblaster sucks a bit. I tried my best.
Entry five: Mission Complete And The Journey Home
I waited in the driver's seat as Soundblaster kept walking, “So this is how some mech pilots feel.” I said to myself as I crossed my arms.
Then he started picking up speed and began running towards a cliff.
“What are you doing?” I asked him in confusion.
He didn’t answer and kept running. Once he reached the edge he jumped up. “Soundblaster what are you doing?!” I shouted, a bit afraid because we have no idea how big this cliff is.
He put his arms up and he surprised me when he didn’t fall and instead he flew… until he started falling then he transformed into his Nighthawk mode and took off like a rocket.
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“Seriously?! You trying to give me a heart attack or something?!” I asked him in annoyance.
“It may sound stupid, but I thought I could fly with my new robot mode.” He told me.
“Why would you think that?!” I asked him in confusion.
“Because the Gen1 transformers could fly and I looked kind of like the first gen Soundblaster and I was hoping I could fly. Although there was that moment where I almost did.” He told me.
“That’s true, you almost did, with enough practice I bet you could fly without going into your vehicle mode.” I said.
“I have a question.” He told me.
“What’s your question?” I asked in reply.
“Where am I supposed to be going?” He asked.
“The Diamond Dog said there would be a cave under a cliff, try looking back at that cliff you jumped off.” I said, painting back at the cliff.
Then I felt a jolt as he stopped in mid-air, then slowly turned around and stopped when he was facing in the direction of where the cliff was. Then he began going forward. “I designed the nighthawk to have hovering capabilities along with being able to stop quickly. It can do a lot of other things too.” He said.
We continued on until we made it to the cave. He transformed to his MAV mode when he landed and opened the door for me.
I stepped out and looked at the cave, like the Diamond Dog said, it was small, too small for me to go in in my hero form and for Soundblasters cybertronian form. But that can easily be fixed.
He held his hand out in front of me. “Necklace please.” He said.
I nodded as I handed him his necklace, “There you go.” I said.
He put it on and went back to his human form. We got behind a ridge that overlooked the cave. And Soundblaster took off his visor and gave it to me. “Look through this.” He told me.
“Why?” I asked as I looked at the visor.
“Just put it on.” He said then looked at the cave. “It’s “me vision” you’ll be able to see what I see.” He told me.
I just raised an eyebrow in confusion before putting the visor on. What he said was true, as he was looking at the cave I could see the cave too, then the visor zoomed in and switched to infrared. “Whoa, this is actually kind of cool.” I said.
“Welcome to my world.” He told me.
I then see a few guards by the entrance thanks to the infrared. “Looks like a couple of guards are at the entrance, I’ll deal with them.” I said before using my earthbending to send them flying into the wall, knocking them out.
“I could have gotten rid of them quietly by ghosting them.” He told me. “But that little earthbending stunt made a bit of noise, meaning there’s going to be a few dogs coming to check it out.” He explained. And sure enough he was right and a few more came out to see their comrades on the ground and unconscious. “And now they know something’s up.” He said. “Do you know anything about Stealth OPS?” He asked.
“Stealth OP-what?” I asked in confusion.
“This particular mission requires stealth.” He whispered.
I nodded in understanding, “Alright, then how do you propose we get past those guards?”
“What guards?” He said with a smirk. Then I looked over the ridge and somehow the guards were gone.
“Ok, I would ask what happened to them, but I think I won’t.” I said as I walked towards the cave, “Let’s go.”
He looked at the cave and went in with me, we continued walking deeper into the cave, often having to hide from Diamond Dogs along the way. “Looks like that Diamond Dog was right on there being a small amount of Diamond Dogs here.” I said,
“Have you seen any females lately? Keep your eyes peeled, I wanna go home with a new pet.” He said with a creepy grin.
“Okay, mention having a female Diamond Dog as a pet again, and I will punch you in the face, with the full power of One For All.” I said to him, holding my fist up for empathess, starting to grow annoyed.
“Do that and every bone in your hand will shatter to pieces.” He said, then climbed up the wall like spiderman.
“If it means getting the point across then I’ll still do it.” I said in reply, then paused as I heard a commotion up ahead. “Alright, be silent for now, I think we’re about to come up on a large group or something.” I said quietly to Soundblaster before we reached the entrance to a large room, we then looked inside.
3rd Pov
Meanwhile, in an unknown location, the Cloaked Figure was angrily throwing things around the room while their ally watched them in amusement. “Honestly, I don’t know why you’re so upset, it’s not like those strange projectiles can hurt you.” the figure, who we’re gonna call Shade, said.
“Why? Why?! Because I was humiliated! I had to make myself look weak to those Faust damn mortals so they wouldn’t suspect something!” the second figure, who is gonna be Raven, shouted in anger, throwing a table at the wall and making their guards flinch.
“Oh stop being such a baby. They’ll soon learn that they can never harm us.” Shade said as they watched Fred and Soundblaster through a crystal ball, frowning as they did. “Though, that strange mechanical being might prove to be troublesome to our plans sooner or later.” Shade said with Raven nodding in agreement.
“Agreed, what do you propose we do about it?” Raven asked as they crossed their arms with a glare directed at the image of Soundblaster.
Shade smirked as they stood up and walked over to a door. “I think we should make use of these Quirks.” Shade said before opening the door, causing Raven to grin darkly. “And I think you will be best for the job.”
“I’ll happily oblige.” Raven said evilly as they stepped into the room.
Fred’s Pov
Me and Soundblaster looked inside the room, seeing Diamond Dogs sitting at a large table while eating various foods. “Looks like we stumbled upon their dining room.” I said, then looked back to Soundblaster, “The room is too crowded for us to sneak by them, we’ll have to either find a different route or go through them. Personally, I’d rather find another route.”
I looked to where he was but he wasn’t there, I looked around and saw him walking by all the diamond dogs as if he was just taking a walk in the park, and somehow they didn’t even notice him walking by. In a few seconds he made it to the other hallway.
’Okay, just how did he do that?’ I thought to myself before I tried to think of how to get to the other hallway. Then all of a sudden I was right next to Soundblaster. He put his finger on my lips before I could say anything and took my hand and pulled me along until we were somewhere safe.
Once we were far away from the dining room I looked at Soundblaster, “Maybe next time you tell me you are gonna do something like that so I’m prepared.” I said to him.
“I’m good at being stealthy, besides I made it so they couldn’t see or hear me. I pulled a professor X!” He said with a chuckle.
“Wish you could have told me that before I tried to figure out how you just walked by them without them noticing you.” I said to him before we came up to a large wooden door. “How much you wanna bet this is some command center?”
“I bet you it’s the gem storage.” He said. “Loser has to have an affair with Mrs. Cake.” He told me.
“Not gonna happen.” I said in reply as I opened the door, and sure enough, it was a command center, there were a few maps on the walls as well as pictures of important figures pinned in certain spots of the maps. “Called it.” I said as I walked into the room and began to rummage through stuff, looking for information on the mystery villain as well as any plans they might have.
“I have X-ray vision, I knew you were right, I just wanted to have fun with Mrs. Cake.” He said as he looked around as well then stopped to look at a large hanging curtain on the wall. “Doesn’t this seem out of place to you? After all, we are at least 100 feet underground.” He said pointing at it.
I looked at the curtain, “It does seem odd.” I said as I walked over to the curtain. “What’s behind it?” I asked Soundblaster.
He moved it aside and a sword struck him in the chest and went out his back. “I think it’s a guard they left behind.” He told me as he grabbed what was in there and pulled out a female Diamond dog clad in armor. He pulled the sword out of his chest and tossed it away. The wound sealed up as soon as it came out. “Along with a few scrolls, probably a few plans for later.” He said.
“Most likely.” I said while the Diamond Dog struggled to get out of Soundblasters grip, I just walked past them and pulled down the curtain, revealing the scrolls he was talking about. “Better see what they have planned so I’m prepared for it.” I said as I grabbed a scroll.
“What do I do with this?” He asked, holding the dog up by the scruff of her neck. “Can I start waterboarding her?!” He asked excitedly.
“No.” I replied sternly. “We are not torturing anyone, just tie her up and cover her mouth with something so she doesn’t alert the others.”
“Awe I never get to waterboard any prisoners or hostages.” He said then hogtied her and put an apple into her mouth.
I merely rolled my eyes before opening the scroll and begin reading, though it was pointless as the information in here was useless so I put it down and grabbed another, or I would have if I didn’t hear a quiet boom. “You hear that?” I asked Soundblaster.
“I hear everything.” He said then grabbed all the scrolls and put them into his shirt. “Also I’m putting these in my chest so you can look through them later.” He said, then grabbed his diamond dog and slung her over his shoulder. “Let’s go check that out.” He said.
I nodded as we walked towards the door, only for something to burst through it, sending wood and splinters flying at us, I quickly raised my arms to block the debris and looked to see who burst into the room. Seeing some sort of large wolf-like creature, but the strangest thing about it was that it’s eyes were glowing black. “Well, I think we found whatever was making that noise.” I said,
“Do we want to fight this thing or can I knock it out?” Soundblaster asked, putting his diamond dog down.
“We don’t know what this thing is capable of, which is all the more reason for you to knock it out, but be careful.” I said to him, preparing to go into my hero form.
“Well ok then.” He said, then took off his necklace and towered over the intruder in his robot mode. He opened his chest and put the diamond dog inside then closed his chest and he waited for the wolf-like creature to attack.
The wolf roared before it ran at Soundblaster, it was almost a blur before it rammed into him, sending him crashing against the wall but before I could do anything, it ran at me and threw a punch, I quickly caught it but felt pain through my arm as I did. “D-amn it!” I said as I glared at the wolf-like being, though I thought for a second it just grinned at me. I dismissed the thought before going into my Hero Form as I punched it in the face, sending it crashing into the wall. “It’s fast, I’ll give it that.”
Soundblaster got up and tackled it to the ground and repeatedly hit it in the head. The creature didn’t seem to be affected by the constant blows to the head,and when he realized it wasn’t going to be knocked out that way he put his hand over its face and brought out all of his tentacles and shocked it repeatedly until it eventually passed out. “Wolf-like creature sedated.” He said as a puff of gas came out of his wrist.
“Good work, let’s tie this thing up now.” I said, just wondering what the hell this thing is and where did it come from? The Diamond Dog didn’t say anything about a wolf-like monster.
Soundblaster hogtied it and slung it over his shoulder and opened a bridge back to Ponyville. “Let’s go.” He said.
I nodded as I gathered as many scrolls as I could before walking through the bridge and ended back in Ponyville.
Soundblaster followed me through and closed the bridge. He opened his chest and took out the diamond dog and a few scrolls he took. He put down the diamond dog and handed me all the scrolls. Then he put down the creature and put his necklace back on and became human again. “So what are we going to do with the diamond dog and this…. Thing?” He said gesturing to them both.
“Well for one, both of them are going to prison. I can tell that that wolf is a lot smarter than it looks, it might be possibly sentient or something.” I said, suddenly, we heard the cracking of bones and looked at the wolf, making me go wide eyed in shock as it started to shrink and change. Before long, a regular pony laid in front of us.
“Oh great, it’s a new student for you!” He said, putting the pony in my arms. “Anyone can be good if you give them the chance.” He said.
“I know that.” I said in reply.
“Also, can I keep this?” He asked, holding up the Diamond Dog.
“Again with that? Why do you want a Diamond Dog for a pet?” I asked him, an annoyed look on my face.
“I like animals.” He said then sniffed her. “P.U. She needs a bath.” He said, making the dog whimper.
I pinched the bridge of my nose while letting out a sigh. “Soundblaster, you cannot keep her.” I told him.
“Well she can’t stay here, you remember what happened to the one who tried to tell us the name of the mysterious figure!” He told me. “Oh that’s right, He's dead!” He said.
“Yes, I remember what happened.” I said, “But that doesn't mean I feel comfortable with giving away a sentient creature.”
“Well technically she’s not really being given away as much as being taken in.” He said, then undid the ropes and removed the apple. “What do you think? Would you rather be in a loving home, or in prison where you could die during a riot or some other “Mysterious circumstance”?” He asked her.
“I would like to not die.” the Diamond Dog said,
“I have bacon.” He said.
“Ok, I’ll come with you.” she said, wagging her tail.
“Ok then. Now put this on.” He said, giving her a necklace similar to his. He put it on her and held it up. “This will keep you safe, if someone tries to harm you, anything they do to you will deflect and harm them instead. I like to call this little enchantment Rubber vs glue.” He said with a chuckle. Then he pulled out a black spiky collar and put it around her neck. “And this is so no one can try to take you, control you, or force you to do things. And it makes you look super cute!” He said, booping her nose.
“Thanks.” she said, just before a bright golden flash appeared, revealing both Princess Celestia and some Royal Guards.
“I’ve gotten the message you had Twilight send, where is the cave?” Celestia asked me, then looked at Soundblaster, “And who is this? Another Displaced?”
I nodded my head, “Yes, this is Soundblaster, I kinda accidentally summoned him. As for the cave, it’s under a cliff not too far from Ponyville.”
“How many ponies know about Displaced?” Soundblaster asked me, while moving his visor up to look me in the eye.
“Just the Mane 6 and princesses.” I said, “Why do you ask?”
“Well I keep getting surprised at how many know what displaced are.” He said. “Also hi princesses.” He said, waving at them, then flipped off the guards. “So are there any other surprises?” He asked me.
“Not that I can think of.” I said as I held my chin in thought.
“So any pokemon pop up yet?” He asked.
“No. No Pokemon have been seen.” I said while the guards collected the Diamond Dogs, with a couple walking over to the female Diamond Dog.
Soundblaster turned his arms into sonic cannons and aimed them at the guards. “Touch her and See what happens.” He said, lowering his visor back onto his face.
They looked at him in shock. “The Diamond Dog is sticking with him.” I said with a sigh.
“But why though?” Celestia asked in confusion.
“Because….” He began, then took off his necklace and showed them his robot mode. “I’m not going to allow her to be harmed.” He said, aiming his weapons down at the guards.
This caused the guards to jump back in shock while Celestia seemed unfazed by his transformation, then she looked at me for an explanation.
“One of the Diamond Dogs that gave us the location of the cave was silenced by our mystery villain before he could tell us who they were.” I explained, causing her to nod in understanding.
Soundblaster put one of his weapons away and lifted up the female and put her into his chest. “Is there anything else you need from me?” He asked. “Normal means of sending me away such as completing our contract wouldn’t work, my power has surpassed the limits of other displaced.” He told me.
“I don’t think so. We caught the Diamond Dogs, and just found out, somewhat, who is responsible for their attacks.” I said.
“So will you be requiring my services or should I just go?” He asked.
“You can go, I think I can handle it from here.” I said, causing him to nod.
“Opening dimensional bridge.” He said while a bridge opened up and walked towards it. “If you need me again, be sure to call.” He said.
“I will. See you next time Soundblaster.” I said as I waved goodbye.
“I will see you later.” He said then left.
—Soundblaster POV—
‘Well that was fun.’ I thought to myself. I opened my chest and let the diamond dog out. “I never got your name.” I said to her. I put my necklace back on and became human again.
“Coco.” She told me, blushing.
“Ah, Robert! Your back!” Said Rufus. “I’m loving the new look!” He said.
“Rufus good to see you again, how much time has passed?” I asked.
“By my observations, it should be season 2, episode… 5, spellbound. The whole town is being controlled by cellular phones.” He said.
“I see. Well time to join the Rescue Bots!” I said.
Entry six: An Unexpected Encounter
Author's Note
This will be a crossover with deltorix’s story The darkness within the light .
Unfortunately his story hasn’t been posted yet so you might wanna look out for it.
Entry six: An Unexpected Encounter
“I see. Well time to join the Rescue Bots!” I said.
“You also got a few missed calls from the Justice League.” Rufus told me.
“Ugh, and what about Lex?” I asked.
“I’ve been checking his progress and so far he’s been able to make it as far as the “Age of Enlightenment” so to speak. He’s been working hard on making types of aircraft, and trying to create spacecraft.” Rufus explained.
“That’s great.” I said.
“Unfortunately I have to go help cody. I’ll be back later.” I said then took off my necklace and instantly went to robot mode. I transformed to my MAV mode and drove through a groundbridge.
I made it to Blossom Grove and noticed the Burnses and the bots working on excavating the gold. I saw Cody and Boulder headed towards the Cell tower and drove at full speed to beat them there.
Eventually I made it there and transformed to robot mode and used my sonic cannons to destroy the Cell tower just as Cody and Boulder made it up. I transformed to vehicle mode and drove off into a groundbridge.
I transformed to robot mode and put on my necklace so I could be human again. “Well that’s one disaster averted, and another disaster to deal with later. I think Cody saw me.” I said.
“So much for a low profile.” Said Ultron.
“How’s the progress with Transformers Prime?” I asked.
“Well, Optimus thinks he’s Orion Pax.” Said Ultron.
“Really. Hmm, I should probably go meet up with the team and get a checkup from Ratchet.” I said.
I removed my necklace and tossed it to Ultron as I shifted back into my robot mode.
“Make modifications to the necklace so I don’t have to keep putting it on and taking it off.” I told him.
“On it.” He said as he got to work.
“Rufus, I’m going to need you to make a device that completely disables my magic and can be installed inside of me.” I said to Rufus.
“Alright, I’ll see what I can do.” He said as he went rummaging through drawers for parts. “Should it be small like those snapshot devices in those progressive commercials?” He asked.
“Something like that could work.” I said.
Rufus had finished the device after a few minutes. “Alright, all I have to do now is install it.” He said as I stood in front of a ladder. He climbed up the ladder and knocked on my chest. “Open up.” He said. I opened my chest and he went inside and installed the device. He climbed out and knocked on my chest again. I closed my chest and looked down at him. “Well? Give it a try, do something magical!” He said.
I put my hand out and tried my hardest to summon something from thin air. But nothing happened. I nodded and looked back at Rufus. “Magic has been disabled. Well done Doc.” I said to him. he
“You should be able to switch the device off or on whenever you need to.” Said Rufus.
“And I’ve got your glamour.” Said Ultron, who flew up and put the necklace around my neck. “Now all you have to do to look human is think about it and it’ll happen.” He said as he flew down.
“Thank you Ultron, Rufus. Now I must go meet with Team Prime.” I said.
“Good luck!” Said Rufus.
However I was being summoned again by another displaced. “Again? Ugh. What now?” I said to myself.
—Elsewhere—
“Is anything supposed to happen?” Shockwave asked, after we all waited for a whole minute with nothing happening.
Then a portal opened a few feet from us and music could be heard as a large cybertronian came walking through.
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“Huh, seems like he likes to be dramatic.” I said, then looked over and saw Soundwave tapping his foot. I looked back at Soundblaster, he was taller than Soundwave and had a similar build to Breakdown. In a way he resembled the G1 version of Soundwave, he even had the shoulder mounted cannon.
He was also mostly black, gold, red, and silver, with a red visor, and lastly he had the mercenary faction symbol on his chest rather than a Decepticons or Autobots logo. “You must be Soundblaster.” I said.
“Correct.” He said as he seemed as if he was studying us.
I frown a bit. “I would be careful what you say outside this room, these two are the only ones that know about...my past, if you understand my meaning.” I told him, hoping he doesn’t accidentally let the entire ship know that I'm not the real Megatron.
“Understood.” He said, continuing with an empty stare…. I think.
I look at Soundwave and Shockwave a bit concerned before I look back at him. “Can you explain the whole Displaced thing to Shock wave? Oh and you wouldn’t happen to have information on the Transformers TV shows with you?”
His chest opened up and he reached in and pulled out a few dvds of every Transformers movie and series. “I assume this will be what you want?” He said as he handed them to me.
“These will be useful, thank you. Soundwave please take these and go through them when you can, we need to know what we will be going up against. If my guess is right we will have to deal with more than just Autobots.” I said while holding the dvds out to Soundwave, who picks them up with one of his mechanical tentacles.
Soundblaster’s chest closed and he looked at me. “Anything else you’d like from me? Or would you like to have a whole adventure?” He asked.
“Well if my guess is right the Maximals and Predacons just landed, so we will have to deal with that.” I rub my chin. “Hmmm sure having you might be useful, but there is one more thing if you have it will be useful, do you have size changing tech? So if we need to, we can be human sized.”
“Why just be human sized when you can be actual humans?” He said as he held up a few crystal necklaces. “These are special glamour charms, they make who or whatever is wearing them into anything that they want to be, for example….” He said then a second later he disappeared only for me to look down and see a human.
“Well that is a bit impressive, Shockwave do you believe you could replicate that type of technology?” I asked him.
He rubs his chin while kneeling down to look closer at Soundblaster. “Perhaps but this seems like very advanced technology it might take me a while to understand it.”
“Not likely, these are powered with magic, although if you want tech, I can give you something else.” He said, then pulled out a few small silver discs. “These will do the exact same thing as my glamour charms. Not only will it make your appearances believable, it’ll actually make you what you had them set for, you’ll breathe, you'll have skin, everything. You will be completely organic, or whatever you set it to. All you have to do to activate them is to just think of what you want to be and a second later, you're it!” He explained as he changed back to his cybertronian form. He held up the disks and handed them to me.
I nod and hand them to Shockwave. “This will help in my plans for later, now let's go check on those two ships.” I push a button and the door opens.
“I assume you would like to know about my minicons?” He asked as he stayed close.
I raise an eyebrow. “Are we talking like my Soundwave’s or like the ones from Armada?” I ask him as we walk down the hallway.
“I mean I have Buzzsaw, Ravage, Ratbat, Rumble, and Frenzy.” He told me.
I shrug and say. “I only recognize two of those names and they're from G1 and the live action movie.”
“Seriously? And you dressed up as Megatron but didn’t know the history? That’s like putting on a costume and you didn’t know what you were dressed as, which means you basically screwed yourself.” He said.
I stop and turn to face him. “I know most of the history, I just suck when it comes to names.” I told him.
“Ok, but if you can’t remember names, you might get in a bit of trouble.” He told me.
“I do remember most of the big bot’s names, I just have trouble with side characters or ones that only appeared a few times. For example, I know that my Soundwave has a minicon named Laserbeak.” I said pointing at Soundwave.
“Dude, everyone knows Soundwave has Laserbeak. That’s common knowledge. Let’s just change the subject shall we?” He said.
“Yeah.” I said before turning and continued walking. “I am surprised you can stand so close to me with this on my back.” I then point to the darkstar sword on my back.
“And?” He asked.
“You do know this is dark energon right?” I said before we got to the bridge.
“I do, so?” He asked.
I sigh and shake my head. “Never mind.” We walk into the room and I look around.
Starscream looks over and jumps back. “Lord Megatron, who is that? Why does he look like Soundwave? And how did he get aboard the Nemesis?”
“I am Soundblaster, I am a clone of Soundwave made by Shockwave, I arrived by creating a space bridge. And if you cross me I shall rip out your spark and shove it into your optic.” He said as a red visor and mouthplate covered his visor. Then a red dot appeared on Starscream's chest, which was coming from Soundblaster’s shoulder cannon, which was revving to life.
I frown and hold a hand up. “I called you here for your skills, not so you can terminate my soldiers.” I told him.
He powered his cannon down and his red visor and mouthplate receded to show his normal full-face visor. “Understood Lord Megatron.” He said.
I look over at the rest of the room. “Any new information on those two ships that crashed?” I demanded from the vehicons.
One of them runs up to me before bowing. “Yes my lord, we have tracked their trajectory and know where they landed. We sent a few flyers out to see if there were any survivors and they should be arriving any minute.”
“Good.” I said and looked up at the monitors.
“I’m going to enjoy this.” Said Soundblaster.
I watched as the monitors showed a crashed ship near or maybe even in a volcano as I can see lava in the background. Then a massive gray scorpion stepped out of the ship looking around followed by a red pterodactyl, purple tarantula, giant red ant, and a purple T-Rex.
The T-Rex looked up at the flyer and pointed at him. The trench of Venn transforms into a humanoid form with its claws still has its hands and aims one of its claws at the vehicon. My eyes widened. “Tell that flyer to use evasive actions they're about to fire on him!”
“Hmm, I could probably get a beast mode while I’m here.” Said Soundblaster as he watched.
My warning was too late as the first vehicon was shot down, the video changing to another. The remaining vehicons transform and land in front of the Predacons. I then see them aim their blasters at the Predacons. “By order of lord Megatron you are to identify yourselves.” The vehicon we are watching through said.
“You know these vehicons don’t stand a chance against them right? They’re simple foot soldiers, in the show, they’re always the punching bags.” Soundblaster whispered to me.
I look at Soundblaster and grunt, then look back. “You must have malfunctioning optics, I am lord Megatron.” The T-Rex said, now named.
“Soundwave, prepare a ground bridge portal to that location.” I said.
“I shall assist.” Said Soundblaster.
“Damn right you will.” I said under my breath. Soon a portal opens and Starscream runs up.
“My lord shall I accompany you on this mission?” He asked while putting his hands together.
I roll my eyes but say. “Yes, I don’t want you out of my sight right now.” I point at the portal. “Move Starscream.”
Soundblaster’s visor and mouthplate formed over his full-face visor as he started speaking. “Ravage. Buzzsaw. Rumble. Frenzy. Eject!” Said Soundblaster. Then his chest opened up and a few cassettes popped out and transformed into robots. “Rumble, Frenzy. Activate piledrivers, Ravage, Buzzsaw, ATTACK! OPERATION: DESTRUCTION!” He said, then he and his minicons joined Starscream through the portal.
I walk through the portal and frown at the Predacons. “You will identify yourselves or you will be destroyed.” I said before I aim my arm cannon at Beast Megatron, trying to charge up a blast but I don't move hoping he buys the bluff.
“Surrender or be eradicated!” Said Soundblaster, holding up his weaponized arms.
“Surrender? No, I don’t think we will. I don’t know who you are but we Predacons don’t surrender. Predacons, Terrorize!” Predacon Megatron roars before he spins and transforms into his robot form. His tail becomes his left arm and his T-rex head becomes his right arm.
The red pterodactyl then flaps his wings and gets into the air before yelling “Terrorsaur, terrorize!” And he then transforms into his robot form. He is a mix of red and silver, he has small fins on his shoulders and his beak is now a part of his chest.
The purple tarantula was next. “Tarantulas terrorize!” He stands up and flips around, his spider legs move to his robot arms, his arms end with two large purple and yellow claws.
Lastly was the giant red ant who yells. “Inferno terrorize!” He then flips into a standing and bipedal position as his thorax shifts to be behind him and his head and moves down onto his chest. “You shall burn for the royalty!”
All this happens in the span of a few seconds. I take a step back and swing my arm down making my sword come out. “So you have chosen death.”
Soundblaster then began firing his weapons as six tentacles came out his back and lifted him up like Doctor Octopus, then two more came out of his abdomen. “ATTACK!” He shouted. Then his minicons went on to face the predacons.
I look at Soundblaster out of the corner of my eyes. ‘Jerk is going to make me look weaker than I am.’ I thought to myself before blocking some blaster fire with my sword. I looked over my sword to see Terrorsaur was the one firing at me. “You’ll pay for that!” I thrust my sword at him, but he jumps back, and my blade only nicks his chest.
Soundblaster came in behind Terrorsaur and used the tentacles in his abdomen to electrocute Terrorsaur from behind, causing an instant stasis lock. “You don’t know how to fight, do you.” He said to me.
I grit my teeth and glare at him. “Not in front of them.” I said through my teeth and looked over at my Decepticon.
“Here.” He said then put his hand on my head. I began seeing flashes of images from the point of view of Megatron. “You should now have Megatron’s overall experience, meaning everything the real one knows is now uploaded into your head, however they are dormant at the moment so you’ll have to unlock them as you go along.” He told me then went back to fighting. He transformed into a mobile assault van and began driving around and shooting at the predacons. He then transformed and punched Inferno in the head and sent it flying. He called back his minicons and transformed back to vehicle mode and continued driving around and shooting at the predacons.
I shake my head. ‘Ugh, He must be one of those super OP displaced.’ I thought before I looked around and found Beast Megatron holding one of the vehicons in his T-Rex head’s maw, and then he slapped another away with his tail arm.
I run at him and pull back for a punch. He throws the vehicon at me, but I slide under it before I push off the ground and kick his face. “You will pay for using my name.”
“I suggest using the name Megatrex.” Said Soundblaster as he came up next to me.
I look at Soundblaster and am about to say something before I am blasted in the chest and knocked back. “I will never use such a ridiculous name, and my name is a tribute to my ancestor, Megatron, leader of the Decepticons!”
Soundblaster used one of his tentacles and wrapped it around Beast Megatron. “I shall warn you only once, if you continue to resist, I shall rip out your spark and shove it up your ass.” Said Soundblaster as he began to squeeze his neck.
I pushed myself back into a standing position and watched as Beast Megatron struggled in Soundblaster's grip. “Don’t kill him Soundblaster, he is just a thief that stole my name, and a golden disk.” I walk up to them and punch Beast Megatron in the face as hard as I can, knocking him out. “If we are lucky this world is close enough to their earth that they will short out if they stay in robot mode too long.”
I then look over to see the vehicons and Starscream actually defeating the predacons. I also noticed that the predacons are the exact same size as the rest of us instead of being around human sized. “Huh, that's interesting.”
“Agreed, let’s have the Predacons locked up and then search through their ship, there has to be something useful in there that your forces could benefit from.” He told me as he continued to drag Beast Megatron along behind him.
I scoff and say. “Of course there is.” I walk over to Starscream. “I want these bots locked up, but keep the purple T-rex off of this ship at all costs. Oh and keep an eye on the spider. He seems crafty.” I ordered.
“Yes, right away my lord!” Starscream said, then looked over to some vehicons. “You there, collect the prisoners and take them back to the Nemesis!”
Soundblaster tossed the Beast Megatron to the Vehicons feet and continued walking beside me. “I must ask, Lord Megatron, are the equestrian inhabitants anthro, feral, or genderbent?” He asked.
I look over to Soumdblaster. “Anthro, and to answer your next possible question we are right after Tirek’s defeat.” I said in a whisper to make sure no one but he could hear me.
“Interesting. Have you made contact?” He asked.
I chuckle and say. “You could say that, we fought Tirek, giving Twilight enough time to unlock the chest.” I look ahead and frown. “Why haven’t I heard anything about the Maximal ship yet?”
“This feels a lot like how the beast wars began, and if the predacons are here and the maximals are here… then the Ark could be here too, somewhere on this planet!” Soundblaster told me, pointing at the ground, emphasizing the planet.
I frown and cross my arms. “Don’t forget the Autobots from the prime TV series. They are either here or going to be here someday.” I then tap my chest. “It only makes sense do to me being from the same show.”
“That’s a given when you're displaced. If you dress up as a character and that character has enemies, they will show up too.” He said. “However, in your position, you could enact a ceasefire and propose a peace treaty with Optimus.” He said, looking at me.
I frown and look over at the vehicons as they move the Predacons through a ground bridge. “I could try, however with ‘my’ reputation they may not buy it and even if they did, I'd have to ensure the Decepticons don't break the peace treaty.” I told him.
“That won’t be a problem, the vehicons are pretty loyal and won’t cause much trouble. Besides, if you gave Shockwave every Transformers franchise, including Transformers Prime, he would see that it would be logical for that decision. Starscream however, will be a different story.” He explained.
I rub my chin. “That could work, and I don’t think I will have to worry about Starscream, at least not mine.” I look over at him as he and the vehicons enter the ship. “He seems to be from a point in time where Megatron had already beat the treachery out of him.”
“Let’s hope so.” He said. “Now you realize that since Tirek was defeated, the next thing to happen will be Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks.” He said, then continued. “And I’d be more than happy to stick around and help out. I checked my world out and so far it’s time is frozen, so I don’t have to worry about missing anything.” He explained.
I hum in thought. “Maybe but I don’t know when that will happen and if I should even get involved.” I told him.
“It would be a perfect opportunity to get a scan of your human form. I have a feeling it might turn you human if you went through that….” He said, then turned his attention towards a ridge.
I follow his gaze to the ridge and see a large cheetah watching us. “Hmm, it seems we have a spy. Let him watch, but if he or the others attack then we deal with them.”
“Maximal transmission detected! Intercepting!” Said Soundblaster as he began watching the cheetah. His face coverings came on and he continued watching the cheetah. Then he began relaying the message to me in real time.
“I am telling you, there are Decepticons at Megatron’s ship. I can see one with an arm cannon that is silver and one with a strange face covering that is big and bulky.” The voice of the cheetah that can only be Cheetor, said.
I roll my eyes and start to walk away. “So long as they don’t attack I don’t care what they-” I start to say before I hear another voice.
“Do you see Optimus anywhere around their ship?” The voice said, making me stop.
Soundblaster looked towards me and retracted his mouthplate and visor to show me where the other signal was coming from, and continued to relay the message. “No, I don’t see Big Bot anywhere. I am gonna try to sneak into the ship and look around.”
I sigh and tell Soumdblaster. “That's enough, we are taking what we can and leaving before the Maximals come here to rescue someone who isn’t here.”
He stopped relaying the transmission and opened a groundbridge to the ship. I sigh and shake my head before walking through and see we are back on the bridge. “Soundwave, tell the vehicons to hurry. They will see a large cheetah sneaking around soon, their orders are to not attack it unless it attacks first.” Soundwave nods and walks over to a computer.
“Is there anything I can do to help around the ship?” Soundblaster asked.
“Now that you mention it there is one project that's currently being worked on by Knockout. If you can go assist him that would be appreciated.” I told him.
He nodded and left the bridge and headed towards Knockout’s lab. I walk over to Soundwave. “There may be a simple mission later, following princess Twilight through a portal to another world.”
Soundwave nods and continues to work on the computer. Shockwave comes into the room and I look at him. “Shockwave, have you inspected the new prisoners?”
“Yes, allow me to show you the results.” He said before we head to his lab.
Soundblaster’s pov
I walked into Knockout’s lab and saw him working on a console. I kept silent and walked up next to him. It was two minutes before he noticed me and jumped back and yelped. “Whoa! Who are you!?” He transformed one of his hands into a weapon and aimed it at me.
“I am Soundblaster, Megatron asked me to assist you in your research.” I told him.
He slowly lowers his weapon. “Megatron asked you huh? Well alright, right now I am trying to figure out how Waspinator can move individual parts of his body that aren't even connected to his spark anymore.” He then gestures to the dismantled Predacon on the table.
“Wazzzpinator not like shiny red bot.” Waspinator said in a buzzing voice.
“There might be some information on the predacon’s ship pertaining to that subject.” I said. “Shall I open a ground bridge so we may go and retrieve the desired information?” I asked.
“Hmmm it would make sense. But how can you open a ground bridge? I thought only Soundwave was able to do that.” knockout said.
“I’m a clone of Soundwave, I can do anything he can do and more.” I said then opened a ground bridge. “Shall we begin our task?” I asked, gesturing to the ground bridge.
“Alright, but I am not going in with just you.” he then looks over to another door. “Hey Breakdown we're going on an intelligence gathering mission!” The door opens and the big blue bot walks out.
“Alright, finally some action. I can't wait to smash some heads.” Breakdown said turning one of his hands into a hammer and smashing a table.
“Breakdown we need that!” Knockout said.
“This mission will not involve any need for violence, this mission is for gathering data.” I told Breakdown.
“Aww but ever since I woke up here we haven't done anything exciting. I wasn't even allowed to go find that crazy mutant thing.” Breakdown said.
“Don't worry buddy after we get the info we need I'll let you bang up the place.” Knockout told him.
“That would be unwise, we could still use the technology from their ship to add to the Nemesis.” I said. “Shall we be off?” I asked, gesturing to the ground bridge.
“Eh, he is right big guy. We will find you SOMETHING to smash.” Knockout said then the two of them walked through the ground bridge.
I followed close behind and we all arrived at the Predacon’s ship. Everything seemed to have been sized up along with the Predacons, we looked around before Knockout found one of the hover platforms. “Hey check this out! Some kind of flying platform. These predacons must have been lazy to have these things.”
“I was correct when I told you we could use their technology.” I told him. I went over to the main console and used my tentacles to access it.
While I worked on getting access, Knockout and Breakdown were messing around with the hover platforms. “I wonder if these things could work outside the ship.” I hear Knockout ask himself.
“Begin salvaging the ship’s technology and move it onto the nemesis, while I continue accessing their data.” I said then opened a ground bridge a few feet away from the two. “We have much to learn from their evolution and history.” I said.
“Hey, who are you to order us around?” Breakdown said walking towards me.
“If you don’t want to follow my orders, I suggest you take it up with Lord Megatron.” I said.
“Ugh fine! We will move the stuff!” Breakdown said and was about to start but then the large cheetah from earlier falls out of a vent and lands between us.
“Oof! Oh uh don’t mind me, just looking for my boss.” He said.
“Unfortunately he isn’t here, but you may continue your search. Knockout, Breakdown, leave him alone, that is an order.” I said.
The cheetah looks around then narrows his eyes at me. “And why should I believe you?”
I turned to face him and tapped my chest, drawing his attention to my symbol. “I’m neutral, I have no allegiance with either side. The war between both sides is pointless.” I said to him.
“What do you mean it is pointless!?” Breakdown said. “Do you have any idea how many of us the autobots have killed?”
“The war is pointless because it has been going on for centuries, with neither side proving a victor, therefore it’s pointless to keep fighting in a war that won’t end. Besides, if we let this one continue on his business, Knockout won’t have to fix any claw marks ruining his paint.” I reasoned.
“Hmm he does raise a very good point there.” Knockout said, but when Breakdown growls at him, Knockout adds. “About the paint job not getting ruined!” With a nervous chuckle.
“Let’s continue with what we came for, the information on these computers are the key to gaining a new perspective.” I said then continued working on the consoles.
“Cheetor maximize.” Said Cheetor before he transformed and watched us. “So you guys aren’t working for Megatron?”
“Technically yes, but not your Predacon Megatron, he’s currently locked up in a cell. If you want to assist us, you can, but you might want to leave before these two start anything.” I said, pointing a thumb at Knockout and Breakdown.
He looks at them before waving a hand. “I can take those two. Plus I should go through the Predacons computer to see where they are hiding Optimus.” He then jumped up to another terminal and started working on it.
“I’ve already searched through the computer, Optimus isn’t here. But I might be able to find him. Buzzsaw eject!” I said. Then my chest opened up and Buzzsaw came out and transformed. “Buzzsaw, assist the Maximal find his leader.” I said.
“Whoa! Is that one of those mini-cons that are in the history files?” Cheetor said in shock. Then he scratches his head. “Wait a minute, how come he is so small? Shouldn’t he be the same size as me?”
“You do realize that you are not close to human size right?” I asked.
“What?” He looked himself over. “How did that happen?” Then he shrugs. “I’ll let Rhinox worry about that.” He then hops down. “Let's go find Optimus.” He said to Buzzsaw.
“Good luck.” I said then continued going through the computer consoles. I found and copied all the files on the ship, then I found out that the golden disk is in this Megatron’s room.
“I’ll be right back, you two keep salvaging.” I said then headed to Beast Megatron’s room.
“Whatever.” Knockout said while he walked through the ground bridge with a box.
Once I arrived I grabbed the disc and everything that could be useful then headed back to the ground bridge and walked through. I see Megatron speaking with Shockwave. “Really, it's that simple?”
“Pardon my interruption, but what is simple?” I asked.
He looks at me. “Nothing. What were you doing?”
“Collecting data. Also, I found this… although I’m not sure if it will be useful.” I said, handing him the disc.
He takes the disk and chuckles. “Maybe not but who knows.” Then he looked over at Shockwave. “Let’s go get that done, then me and Soundwave can speak with Twilight.”
“I’ll go give Knockout the data I collected, then I’ll join you.” I said, then left the bridge. I walked through the hallways and made it to Knockout’s lab.
“Knockout, I’m here, and I’ve got the data.” I said as I was walking through the doors.
“Ah perfect, go ahead and put everything into the computer over there.” He said while putting Waspinator back together.
“Shiny red bot almost done? Wazzzpinator want to look for friendzzz.” Waspinator said.
“Knockout, must you torment Waspinator?” I asked as I put the data I collected into the computer.
“I’m putting him together aren’t I?” Knockout said before connecting Waspinator’s head to his body.
“Have you come any closer to figuring out how he keeps surviving after coming apart?” I asked.
“No idea.” Knockout said shrugging. “I will just have to go through the files you stole.”
“Stealing is such an ugly word, besides this data should also allow access to learning about beast modes. And when you do figure out how the bug keeps surviving and about beast modes, consider me your first volunteer.” I said. I’m
“Only if lord Megatron says so.” He said before finishing his repairs on Waspinator.
I finished uploading the data then began going over the data in my head. ‘This might come in handy later.’ I thought to myself. “Knockout, a thought just occurred to me, what if you were to go a step further from simply surviving after being blown up.” I said.
“Like what?” Knockout said.
Then Breakdown laughs. “Maybe he wants us to survive as just sparks!”
“Actually that would be another good idea but I’m thinking more along the lines of coming apart intentionally instead of by mere accident.” I said.
“How would that even work?” Knockout asked.
“That you’ll have to figure out. Now I have to go, good luck.” I said as I left.
Megatron’s pov
I walk out of Shockwave’s lab. “Thanks for the upgrade Shockwave, while I am gone keep everyone from causing trouble.”
Shockwave nods, then I head back to the bridge. “Now to get Soundwave, and Soundblaster.”
“Right here.” Said Soundblaster, coming up from behind me.
“Ah good. I have decided to go through the mirror portal.” I told him.
“Really. And how do you expect to fit through it?” He asked.
I give him a flat look and hold up two of the disks he had given me earlier. “I figured we would use these, me and Soundwave that is.”
“Hmm, well I suppose that could work, but… if you take them off on the other side, that’s the form you’re sticking with.” He said.
“You mean to tell me we can’t return to robot form on the other side?” I ask him as that would ruin my plans.
“Technically yes, but… if the discs come off while in human form you stay that way, however, if you keep them on, then switch them off you will be able to transform.” He explained. “In other words, don’t take them off or lose them when in human form.”
“Ah good, we will need our robot forms in that world.” I smile and then we get to the bridge and I look for Soundwave. “Soundwave, time to go.”
“Wait a minute…. Ah here he comes.” Said Soundblaster as Buzzsaw returned to him and went back into his chest. “Let’s go.” He said.
Soundwave walks over to us. “One ground bridge to the new castle in that town we saved please.” He nods his head and opens a portal. We walked through and handed him one of the disks. “Keep this on you and don”t lose it.”
Soundwave nods and puts it on, I follow him and put mine on. “Ok, Soundblaster tell me how to turn this on.”
“It’s all in the mind, just think of the form and then you're in that form.” He said.
I nod and focus for a bit then feel myself shrink. I look around and see Soundwave and Soundblaster towering over me. “It worked.” I look ahead. “Let’s keep going, I don’t want to miss this opportunity.”
Soundblaster changed himself as well and joined me. Soundwave was next and when he was in his human form and blinked I was only a little surprised. Soundwave was a tall and skinny black man with a purple vest and pants, with the Decepticon logo on a pocket, lastly he had a pair of headphones around his neck. “Nice look.”
“Agreed.” Said Soundblaster.
Soundwave looks himself over before nodding with a small smile. I then start walking to the castle. “Let’s hope that Sunset messages Twilight soon, or this will be a near waste of a trip.” I said, then knocked on the door.
Soon the door opens and I see a short purple dragon in a green shirt and pants. “Whoa, who and what are you three?” He asked.
“That was rude, but I am Megatron, this is Soundwave, and Soundblaster. We have come to speak with princess Twilight.” I told him.
“Are they twins?” Asked spike, pointing at the two.
“Something like that. Now please take us to see her.” I said, getting a bit impatient.
Soundblaster put his hand on my shoulder to calm me down a bit and looked at Spike. “I’m sorry if he’s coming off a bit rude, but we would really like to talk to Twilight, and possibly help her.” He said.
“Oh uh sure. Hey you guys kinda look like-” Spike starts to say but covers his mouth. “Never mind, follow me.” He then heads inside.
“He knows something.” Said Soundblaster. “And he’s not doing a good job hiding it.”
“The mirror portal must be a state secret.” I whisper to Soundblaster. We walk down the hallways of the castle and I look at my reflection on the crystal walls. I am wearing a gray and silver military dress uniform with Decepticon dog tags. My face has a few scars on it and my eyes are still purple.
“Yeah it’s cool isn’t it? It’s this amazing thing called skin!” Soundblaster said sarcastically then chuckled.
I roll my eyes. “I know what skin is.” I shake my head before we get to what looks like a library.
“I know, I just wanted to make a joke.” He said as he and Soundwave followed me in.
Twilight was reading a book, I cleared my throat and she jumped before looking. “Wh-who are you three?”
“I am Megatron, me and my Decepticons helped you deal with that centaur.” I told her, then waved a hand at my companions. “And this is Soundwave, and Soundblaster.”
“Hi.” Said Soundblaster.
“You are the giants that I met a few hours ago?” She asked.
“Yes, we have an experimental technology that allows us to take on smaller forms.” I told her.
“Which I designed.” Said Soundblaster.
“Amazing! Do you think I could study it?” She asked.
“Perhaps but not right now I wanna make sure my scientist can replicate them after Soundblaster returns home. I've actually come here to ask if there are any individuals that might be willing to help my Decepticons get used to this environment, and make some friends. You see We have been at war for so long, it's all they can think of. I feel that this world may be one of the few chances we have to change ourselves for the better.” I explained to her.
She rubs her chin and hums. “Well, I can ask around but I am sure I can find some ponies that are willing to help.”
Then Soundblaster transformed into a radio. I look at him and raise an eyebrow. Then he began playing music.
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“Anyway...thank you princess, if there is anything I can help you with just ask.”
“Oh you don’t have to thank me, I am happy to help.” Twilight said, then I noticed a book behind her glowing.
“Is that normal here?” I ask, pointing at the book. She looks and gasps.
Soundblaster transformed back and was human again. Twilight gets up and walks over and reads the book. “Oh no, my friend needs my help.” She said.
“If it is alright with you, the three of us can help.” I offered her.
“You want to help me? Well..I guess I can bring you with me.” Twilight said while looking nervus.
“Then lead the way to this friend of yours and we will help them.” I said, Twilight nods and takes us into another room with a large full body mirror with some strange device attached to both sides of it. She placed the book on top of it and flipped a large switch.
“Alright, just step through and get ready for the ride of your life.” She said before walking through the mirror.
I look at Soundwave. “Once on the other side I want you to go look for the closest military base and scout it out while we help Twilight.” I told him, once he nodded I walked through the portal.
Entry seven: New Horizons
Author's Note
Hey everyone! Soundblaster’s new human form was done by OPTIMUSPRIMEG1 , so if anyone wants art, go ask him.
Entry seven: New Horizons
We soon arrive on the other side of the mirror portal and I am temporarily blinded by the sun. “Are we there?” I ask before my eyes adjust to see human versions of the ponies I have met so far.
Applejack wore a white and green shirt with a brown belt that had a red Apple belt buckle, and a jeans skirt with brown boots with apples on them. Rainbow Dash wore a white shirt with her pony counterpart’s cutie mark of a cloud with a lightning red, yellow and blue bolt coming out of it, a blue jacket with a pink and white skirt. Rarity wore a light blue shirt with a purple skirt that had three diamonds on one side. Pinkie Pie wore a white shirt with a heart on the chest, a blue short jacket, and a pink skirt with three balloons on it. Fluttershy wore a light pink shirt with a green skirt with butterflies on it. And the new person, Sunset Shimmer had yellow and red hair, yellow skin, and light green eyes. She also wore a light green shirt, short leather jacket, and jeans.
“Who the heck are you?” This Rainbow said.
“I am Megatron, this is Soundwave, and Soundblaster.” I said introducing myself and my two comrades then I looked over and see twilight on the ground looking dizzy so I helped her up. I then look around not seeing Soundblaster. “Where the hell is that guy now?”
Just then, something black and silver shot out of the mirror like a rocket and skidded to a stop, sparks flying everywhere. “Anyone get the number of that train?” Asked Soundblaster.
I rub my eyes. “That is Soundblaster.” I said to the humans. “You called princess Twilight for help, correct?”
“Is this about the sirens?” Asked Soundblaster as soon as the dust cleared. But when I looked at him, I was surprised to see how he looked now.
He looked like the human version of bulk biceps, only his eyes were green and he had very long white hair tied up in a ponytail. He was wearing a black and silver long-sleeved t-shirt with his mercenary symbol on it, silver and black pants, and weird looking shoes.
“Um sirens?” Sunset asked.
“Yes, through my past research the girls that you described sound just like sirens that I read about years ago.” Twilight said.
“My research tells me that Starswirl the bearded and a few others opened a portal to another world and sent the sirens through. Current evidence suggests that the portal they were cast through sent the sirens here. Meaning Starswirl and the others who sent them were fools for not considering another world being on the other side of the portal.” Soundblaster explained.
“Really? You know about Starswirl?” Twilight asked Soundblaster, I elbowed him.
“I believe he has been traveling a long time, perhaps he came across your world a long time ago.” I told her.
“That is correct, I’ve actually been in equestria and other places around it for millennia.” Soundblaster said, helping in my attempt to explain things.
“I see.” Twilight said.
“Wait, millennia? Are these two alicorns?” Sunset asked.
“No we aren’t, what we are is complicated. I will let Twilight handle the situation here but if you need our help simply let us know. There is something that I wish to do while I'm here.” I told them and start to walk away from the school.
“They’re onto us!” Exclaimed Soundblaster. He took sand from his pocket and tossed it at the girls as he yelled. “POCKET SAND!” Then he tossed a smoke bomb to the ground as he said “Smoke bomb!” Once the smoke dissipated, he was gone.
I facepalm and sigh. “Soundwave, now that we are alone I have a mission for you. I want you to find a military base and scout it out for me, I want to know what this world’s military is like.”
Soundwave nods and puts his headphones on before walking away. I then cross my arms. “I assume you are still here SB?” I said to the open air.
“SB? Is that supposed to be a nickname?” He asked as he dropped down out of nowhere.
“It's faster than saying Soundblaster.” I said with a shrug. “Now, if you want to help the girls you can, I plan on waiting till they need my help.”
“Ok, Buzzsaw, Ratbat eject!” He said then his chest opened and his minicons flew out. Buzzsaw turned into a guitar and Ratbat turned into a keytar. He caught them both and had a surprised look. “I didn’t know they could do that.” He told me.
I look at them. “Could be because they passed through the mirror portal.”
“Hmm, anyway, Buzzsaw I need you to assist Soundwave, once you finish the job, come back to me.” He said, then Buzzsaw transformed and flew off.
I rub my chin. “I wonder if the Sirens can be redeemed? I mean they kind of helped Sunset later on, although it was indirectly.”
“If they can’t be redeemed, I’m going to curse them and put them into a fishbowl, if that’s ok with you.” He said.
I rub my chin thinking about it then shrug. “Sure, why not. I doubt the decepticons would take kindly to me bringing them aboard my ship.”
“Hey, how would you feel about being reformatted to look more like g1 Megatron?” Soundblaster asked.
I frown at Soundblaster. “No, not just no but hell no. It will be hard enough keeping my Decepticons in line when I don't act like their Megatron but if I look like a completely different bot, none of them will follow me!”
“You won’t look too different, besides, just bash Starscream around and they’ll know it’s you. Vehicons are dumb, they aren’t going to care.” He said.
I rub my eyes. “If I had wanted to be G1 Megatron I would've dressed up as him. I chose to dress up as Prime Megatron because he's my favorite character.” I shake my head. “Let’s just move on and do something. I'm feeling antsy not doing anything but talking.”
“Here, look at this and if you think it sucks just say so.” He said, then showed me an image.
I sigh and look at the image before shaking my head. “I admit it looks cool but I want to stay the way I am.” I told him then start to walk away, heading for the football field.
“Do you even know how to transform?” He asked.
I sigh and look down. “No I don’t, this is still my first day of being a transformer.” I till him with gritted teeth.
“Oh shit! We need to fix that right now. Come on, let's find a good place for you to practice.” He said.
I sigh and nod my head. “Yeah that's probably a good idea, let's head off out of town though.” I turn to head to the streets.
SB grabbed my hand and pulled me into an alley then opened a ground bridge. “Let’s try somewhere where there won’t be any prying eyes.” He said then walked through.
I blink, surprised he could still do that in human form but walk through. When I step through I look around to see where we are. “Welcome to pluto!” He said. My eyes widened and I gasped for breath as I felt myself start to freeze.
“Oh right, you need air, hold on.” He said then clapped his hands twice and air began filling my lungs. “That better?” He asked.
I gasp and use this time to focus on my Megatron form and in a flash I am back to being a Cybertronian. “Asshole! You knew I was human and brought me to a planet where there is no oxygen and so cold that I was freezing solid!?” I yelled at him as I stood back up.
“I should probably look into that, note to self: make sure to allow breathing in a vacuum.” He said, then changed to his robot form. “Woah, wait, that wasn’t the crystal’s magic. That was a new human mode! Excellent!” He said as a diagram of his human form showed on his visor.
I frown at him clenching my fists. “Can we move on?”
“Oh, right. First things first, I need you to concentrate.” He told me.
I roll my eyes. “I guessed that much, just tell me step by step instructions on how to transform.”
“Ok. Start by concentrating like I said earlier.” He told me.
I sigh and close my eyes frowning. “There, what next?”
“Empty your mind and concentrate on one word, Transform.” He said.
I grumble but do my best to empty my mind and focus on the word transform. I do this for a while before I feel something move inside me, then I instinctively jump into the air before I shift around transforming into an alien jet. However I forget to activate the engines and fall to the ground.
Soundblaster catches me then gently places me on the ground. “Ok, now let’s try this again.” He said, then transformed into a modified Nighthawk. His engines roared to life as he hovered near me.
I first get used to my senses as a jet and notice I can ‘see’ in every direction. ‘Freaky.’ I thought to myself before focusing on my robot form, and after a few minutes I transformed again.
“Ok, so you can transform, but can you fly?” He asked as he took off and began flying around.
I frown at him and get ready as I jump into the air I transform and just before I hit the ground I fire my engines and shoot off. “whoa!”
“Ok, now try to follow my lead.” He said as he began flying a few feet in front of me. “Try to match my movements, if you can know how to fly then I can teach you to dogfight.” He told me..”
I follow him doing pretty good at controlling my speed. “Alright now let’s try something a bit more complex.” He said. Then he cut his engines and then he blasted off towards the sky and began doing multiple air tricks. I followed his example and did the same tricks as him.
“Ok, let’s see if you can freestyle.” He said as he transformed and zipped behind me and transformed again and began flying behind me. “Show me what you can do!” He said.
I did a few loops and barrel rolls and copied the transformation trick that he did and did a few other tricks.
“Pretty good, but let’s see what you can do under fire!” He said as he started launching missiles at me.
‘That asshole!’ I think before moving out of the way of his missiles, rolling to the left and right. I transform and fall back onto him and place my blaster on his cockpit. “Do that again and I'll turn you to scrap!”
“There’s the Megatron I wanted to see!” He said, then he stopped abruptly in the air, sending my flying. “Unfortunately, you don’t know how to fire that thing, so if you want to turn me to scrap you’ll have to do a lot better than that.” He said.
I transform upside down and fire my cannon hitting one of his wings. “You were saying!?”
He transformed and shot towards me and crashed into me, sending us both to the ground with a loud thud. “Let’s see if you can hold up in a fight.” He said as he jumped to his feet and put up his fists.
3rd POV
Megatron transformed and stood up glaring at Soundblaster, his eyes glowing purple as he grabbed the sword off his back. “I will show you!”
“Oh so you want to have a sword fight huh?” Said Soundblaster as he opened his chest and pulled out a sword of his own. And the sword he pulled out was the Star Saber.
Megatron’s eyes glowed before he runs at Soundblaster and their swords clash sending waves of blue and Dark Energon around them.
Soundblaster transformed his left arm into a concussion cannon and began firing on Megatron. “You can’t rely solely on your sword, the best way to win a battle is by using your head.” He said, then pulled out another Star Saber and began spinning both swords.
Soundblaster began using his swords to push Megatron back. Megatron blocks the swords but is pushed back from the strikes. “Rrraahh!” Megatron sends a Dark Energon wave then fires his arm cannon at Soundblaster.
Soundblaster puts away the swords and holds up his arms. “Wax on! wax off!” He said as he deflects the wave and the blasts as if he were Wonder Woman. Megatron jumps into the air and transforms into a jet before flying right into Soundblaster, pushing him into an ice boulder.
Soundblaster recovered and threw Megatron away. Then he raised his right arm, then from his forearm came a purple fusion cannon exactly like Megatron's, then two more came out and joined with the first. Then the fusion cannons began rotating together like a minigun’s barrels, and they began firing multiple shots at Megatron.
Megatron transforms and uses his Dark Star Saber to block or deflect the blasts. Once he lands on the ground he runs at Soundblaster ready to punch him with all of the momentum he built up.
However he doesn’t even get 20 feet from him before panels in Soundblaster’s shoulders open up and unleashes a devastating sonic blast knocking Megatron back and sending him flying. Megatron lands far away and Soundblaster opens a Ground Bridge and ends up next to Megatron.
Soundblaster aims the Tri-fusion Cannons at Megatron’s face then the cannons go back into his forearm and he holds out his hand. “I think that’s enough for today.” Said Soundblaster.
Megatron looks up at Soundblaster with his glowing purple eyes filled with anger. He then closes them and breathes a few times before he opens them showing they are red again. “Alright, and as ...wacky as you are, you pack a punch.” He takes Soundblaster’s hand.
“Believe me, I was holding back, I almost went Super Saiyan, literally.” Said Soundblaster as he helped him up.
Megatron raises an eyebrow. “Just how many franchises are you fused with?”
“Let’s see, I’m a vampire, a Black Lantern, Thanagarian, Atlantean, Saiyan, little bit of Joker, Cybertronian, and…. oh! I also have a custom Iron Man/Punisher suit, and I can’t forget I have a Yamato class battleship, and an Obsidian Fury Jaeger. Am I forgetting anything?…. Oh, I’m also an assassin like in Assassin's Creed and I’m also a pirate…. Oh! And I’m a Pokemon Trainer. Not to mention that I have dark chaos magic but you got that from the Token already.” He explained as his visor made a visual list of everything. “So yeah I’m basically a super genius and a God.” He said as he finally finished.
Megatron just stared at Soundblaster for a whole minute before he sighs. “Damn, and here I am just a Megatron with some Dark Energon running through my veins...or is it circuits? The Cybertronian terminologies always messes with me.”
“I find it confusing too! In one series they’re literally machines and in another they’re living metal aliens, then in beast machines they’re techno organic! It’s so confusing!” He agreed.
“I think it really depends on which series you are looking at, because in some cases they're completely different timelines, for example G1 and the beast series are in the same timeline, however Prime the second Robots In Disguise and Rescue Bots are part of the same timeline.” Megatron said.
“I already knew that, I came from Griffin Rock. I’m living there, mostly waiting for the right time to show myself. Anyway, let’s get out of here and join the girls.” He said, then opened a Space Bridge.
“Right, I hope this space bridge leads to somewhere where we can change from robot to human without anyone spotting us.” Megatron said before walking through.
“Just concentrate on being human and you’ll turn human.” Said Soundblaster as he changed into his human form and joined Megtron. Then the portal closed. A few seconds went by then the portal opened again and Soundblaster came out. “Number one rule! Leave the place exactly as you found it!” He said, then snapped his fingers and everything went back to how it was like before they arrived. “There we go!” He said as he walked back into the portal.
Megatrion’s POV
I stepped out of the Space Bridge and looked around before changing to my human form. “Good no one is around. I wonder if we still have a form of communication while in human form.” I then start to feel around in my pockets.
“You mean like a cell phone?” SB deadpanned as he pulled his Token out from my back pocket and handed it to me.
I roll my eyes and take it. “Oh sure, and you just happen to have my Soundwave’s number on it?” I ask sarcastically.
“Check the contacts.” He said as he took his out and began tapping away. “It’s enchanted so everyone you know is put onto the phone, if they have a phone, their numbers will be in the contacts along with their names.” He said as he sent me a text.
The text had a smirk emoji and a brain emoji.
“Like I said before, I’m a super genius, possibly even hyper-intelligent.” He said with a smirk.
“Right, well thankfully that works for me. Texting shouldn't go against Soundwave’s vowel of silence.” I said before looking for Soundwave in the contacts, once I found him I texted him, asking if he found a military base yet.
“Let’s go find the girls.” Then SB’s stomach growled. “And something to eat.” He said.
I blink and put a hand to my stomach. “We can eat in these forms?” I ask him as I follow him back to the school.
“Of course! Why wouldn’t I have that as a feature? Food is good!” He said. “Also if we don’t eat we could eventually die from starvation.” He said. “And before you ask, yes, you can have sex too.” He said as he began walking off.
I blush lightly before shaking my head. “I wasn’t going to ask that!” I rub my face. “Ok, seeing how you have experience going from organic to Cybertronian, maybe you can answer a few questions. For example, do Cybertronians naturally sleep or eat some sort of Cybertronian food, or do they run on just energon?”
“I do sleep, and in beast wars they slept. Although I don’t know everything about the franchise, I’ve just watched a lot of it. And I think it’s possible to make some kind of Energon based food, although that usually calls for a mouth, so some might not be able to try it.” He explained as we walked.
“I see, I suppose I will have to ask Shockwave.” I said, then I felt the phone vibrate. I check it and see a message from Soundwave.
The message said, “Yes, found base, nearby, hacked in, low defences, found something unexpected.” then send a short video clip of three familiar human children. There were two boys and a girl, the first boy was short wearing a yellow vest, and had red hair and classes. The second boy was tall, had black hair, a black long sleeve shirt, with a gray t-shirt over that. The girl was a bit shorter than the second boy but still tall and skinny. She had on two shirts, one pink and the other dark blue with a robot on it. She also had on a large yellow belt around her shorts, while having long striped socks and knee high boots.
“Well well well, it seems some elements from my show have ended up in this world.” I said, then showed Soundblaster the clip.
“Don’t do anything stupid dude, information is power, you need to use it wisely, so don’t start something you can’t finish.” he said.
I look at him with a raised eyebrow. “What is it you think I'm going to do to them? I may look like Megatron but I'm not him. I plan to set up a bit of surveillance in this world, while offering them a path to a more peaceful world... for now. Then leave them in the care of the ponies.”
“No world domination.” He said, pointing a finger at me. “If you try anything I will come at you like a psycho killer!” He said, then began singing the song.
Once his song was done, he gave me a look that shook me to my core. “I like that song.” He said, then continued. “Hey, any idea where we need to meet the girls?” He asked.
I shiver and then look away from him. “First off like I said I'm not Megatron secondly let's try the cafeteria. If they aren't there then we will check this world's Sugar Cube Corner or whatever they call it.” I start walking to the school then stop. “Will we even be allowed in the school considering the two of us look like adults?”
“Well you look like an adult, I look like a teenage Adonis. Look at these pectoral muscles!” He said as he did a peck pump like Dwayne Johnson. “Anyway, let’s call them on their cell’s.” He told me.
“Right, who knows maybe they are out of school and we won’t have to deal with the staff.” I said, then checked the phone and frown. “Wait, the only one that I actually spoke to was Sunset, and Twilight, and Twilight doesn’t have a phone so it would be odd that I know Sunset’s number.” I stare at the phone for a bit before shrugging and calling her.
“Just tell her I did it. Tell her I hacked her phone or something.” He said.
I chuckle and roll my eyes. “Oh yeah? The ladies must love you, mister stalker vibes.” I told him before Sunset answered the phone. “Sunset, this is Twilight’s friend, Soundblaster got your number somehow, where are you girls?”
“Actually I have a harem, so yes I am good with the ladies.” He said.
I roll my eyes before Sunset reponds. “Oh Megatron right? Uh we are actually at Pinkie's house. We are trying to come up with a plan to deal with the sirens.”
I hum and rub my chin. “I see, well how about I send Soundblaster over to you girls, while me and Soundwave do some recon and try to find where the sirens live.”
“Been there done that, sending you location now.” He said. Then I got a text and SB left.
“Well, it seems Soundblaster liked that idea, just be careful around him.” I told Sunset then hung up. “Alright now for some back up.” I text Soundwave the address and tell him to meet me there, then I head that way myself.
After a while I make it to the location and see a large and fancy hotel. “Hmm they must be using their magic to stay here free.” I look around before I spot Soundwave and walk over to him. “Hey, how long have you been here?”
He didn’t respond and just looked at me. “Right vow of silence.” I said to myself and rub my chin. “Well, right now I have an important mission for you, I'm assuming by your name and the fact that you're a surveillance expert that you're very good with sound. I need you to find three girls in this hotel who have red gems around their neck, whenever they sing I need you to filter out the magic of that frequency and find a way to counteract it, but make sure that you don't fall under their spell. Do you think you can do that?”
He nodded and just continued to stand there silently. “Alright, I will make a distraction allowing you to slip into the rooms part of the hotel and you can look for them.” I told him then smirk. “Oh and I have faith in your abilities to not fall under their control, prove to me that you are the superior Soundwave.”
He nodded and did as he was told. I head into the lobby of the hotel and slam my fist on the desk. “Hey! I came here last week and was ripped off by your hotel. Are you telling me that you don't give veterans discounts!?” I yell at the poor lobby employee who looks shocked and a bit terrified.
During the commotion Soundwave silently does what he was told, slipped past us and went to do his job. I continue to yell and make a scene making sure that all the attention is on me until eventually after about thirty minutes I see him slip back out and leave the lobby. “Wait, is this the Golden Horseshoe? Oh my mistake I said the Silver Horseshoe. I am so sorry.” I told the hotel employees before leaving them confused and frustrated.
I find Soundwave waiting for me around the corner. “That was fast, did you get what you needed?”
He nodded. “Good, now that we have what we need from them, you and I will be safe from their influence. Now we can move on to the real reason we came here. I'm getting myself a second vehicle form.” I said grinning. “And after that will go find those kids and bring them back with us to Equestria.”
He nodded. “Hmm do you think you could program some kind program to keep an eye on this world for any Cybertronian life that may show up?” I ask him as the two of us head off to the military base that he found.
“Too late, Cybertronians have visited in the past and have been captured, dismantled, and stored in Area 51 and other facilities..” He said with a text.
I frown and close my eyes. “Do you know if they are somehow still alive, and are they Autobot or Deceptacon?” I ask him.
“Unclear.” Was all his next text said.
I sigh and cross my arms. “Damn, alright we are going to find out and if they are alive we will save them. We may be Decepticons but even if they're an Autobot we're all Cybertronians.” I then call Soundblaster.
“YOU RANG?!” He yelled, showing up behind me, nearly giving me a heart attack.
I pat my chest and stare at him. “Holy shit! Don’t fucking do that!” Once I calm down and shake my head. “I called you here because we are going on either a rescue mission or recovery mission. It seems we are the first Transformers to be on this planet. Area 51 has at most a prisoner or at least a body.”
“Ok, But can it wait till tomorrow? The girls were going to show me how to braid my hair.” He said.
I give him a flat look. “You can either help or not but we're doing this. I don't know if that's an Autobot or Decepticon but either way I'm going to rescue them if they're alive.”
“Ok.” He said.
Soundwave places a hand on my shoulder and shows me his phone. “Maybe it's best to wait and make a plan.”
I sigh and cross my arms. “Fine, we will wait.”
“Let’s go meet up with the girls.” Said SB.
“Fine.” I said with a sigh before heading to Pinkie’s house.
Later At Pinkie’s
I look around at the room we are in. “I am surprised your parents don’t care that we are here.” I said to Pinkie.
“I’m surprised they let me bring this in here.” SB said, putting down a coffin.
I raise an eyebrow. “Why did you bring that in here anyway?” I ask him while the girls are gossiping.
“Two reasons, I’m a vampire, and it’s comfortable.” He said. Then he went into a closet and came out wearing Doctor Who Dalek pajamas.
“I see, so have they come up with a plan for the sirens yet?” I ask him.
“Yes, but the practice tomorrow will sound terrible, by comparison, it’ll make cats sound like they have the voices of angels.” He said then opened his coffin.
“Well thankfully Soundwave has already got a counter ready for them if they try to control us.” I told him then yawn.
“You might wanna check that he isn’t whammied, better to check before shit hits the fan.” He said. “Oh! And everyone, I think I should warn you, I tend to sleepwalk or talk in my sleep, it’s one or the other, whatever you do don’t wake me up cuz… well, just don’t wake me up.” He told everyone. He got in his coffin and got comfortable and closed the lid.
I blink then shake my head. “And how exactly do I check that?” I said to myself before laying down by the door. “I am going to bed, I have a busy day tomorrow.”
Later that night
I am woken up when someone steps on my stomach. “Gah!” I grunt and look around, then I see SB sleepwalking through the door. I groan and facepalm. “Damn it, I better keep an eye on him.” I get up and follow him without getting in his way or walking him up.
He walked down into the kitchen and bumped into Maud, and when he backed up he wobbled a bit then brought Maud in for a kiss, after one whole minute he ended the kiss and smacked Maud’s ass, making her blush. Then he walked towards the front door and put his shoes on.
I rub my face before looking at Maud. “Sorry about him, he sleepwalks.” I then ran after him.
As soon as he was outside he walked to the edge of the sidewalk and stopped. I raised an eyebrow and stopped behind him. ‘What is he gonna do next?’ I think to myself.
He walks into the street and turns to his left, then all of a sudden he shoots off in that direction like a rocket on steroids.“Damn it.” I ran after him trying to keep up. I look around seeing if anyone is outside in case I need to transform. Thankfully it seems like everyone is asleep because there's no one out on the streets and I don't see any open windows so if I have to transform no one will spot me.
I decided to get a head start and transform into my robot form then I transformed into my jet mode and followed the still human Soundblaster. The way he was running was as if he was roller skating. ‘Well that explains why his shoes looked weird, they’re Shadow the hedgehog’s air shoes, no wonder he’s going this fast!’ I think to myself.
I continue to follow him down the street till he makes a right turn and I stay close on his tail.
Later
It was a while later before he stopped, and when he did he was 50 feet away from Area 51. I transform into robot mode, then human form landing near him. “Why is he here? And how did he even know where it is?”
He began walking towards the facility and made it all the way to the gate before the guards noticed him and aimed their guns at him. “Oh this is not good.” I get ready to transform and help him.
I run up and get in front of him. “Hold your fire, he’s a sleepwalker! He has no idea where he is or what he’s doing.” I explained. Sb walked around me and walked up to one of the guards and began feeling the guy’s face.
“Hi mister fluffy bear! Did you finish your pudding?” Said SB as he continued to feel the guy’s face.
I groan and sigh. “I am very sorry.” I told the guard.
Then SB snapped the guards neck then thrust his other hand towards the other guard and the guard exploded. He took the keys from the guard whom he’d snapped the neck of and put on the guy’s uniform and took his weapons.
I gape at this and take a step back. “What the hell?”
He opened the gate and continued walking, and I followed close behind him. Eventually he made it to a large elevator with a keypad and fingerprint scanner. He didn’t even bother punching in a code, instead he just thrust his fingers into the keypad and I saw him send a bolt of electricity into it.
The elevator began taking us down and when we made it to the lowest level, the doors opened and a whole bunch of guns were immediately pointed at us. “Um, would you believe he is sleepwalking and I am just making sure he doesn’t hurt himself?” I ask them with a smile. No sooner had those words left my mouth than they began firing at us, but not one bullet came even close to us.
Once they stopped firing, SB walked out of the elevator and then jumped towards an alien spacecraft and took a few parts from it then began taking parts from each ship as multiple soldiers fired on him.
Then SB began building something with the parts, he continued jumping from the spaceships to the thing he was making, like he was a master builder from the lego movie. He continued doing this until his thing was finished, and once he was, he stood behind it as the soldiers continued firing on him. I looked at what he built, and it looked familiar.
“Oh my god, he built a Dalek!” I said. Then the soldiers ran out of ammunition.
“What the hell is a dalek?” One of the soldiers asked.
And of course now was the time for Soundblaster to wake up. “Aaaah! Where am I!?” He screamed.
I decided to skip right to the point. “Area 51, about to be killed by soldiers because you sleep walked right into their base!” I yelled before jumping behind a ship as one of them fired a handgun at me.
“Oh that’s just great!” He said. “Wait, is this a reconnaissance Dalek I’m hiding behind?” He asked.
“I don’t know your Doctor who shit!” I yelled back.
“Robot mode! Now!” He yelled then changed into robot mode. He scanned the Dalek and transformed into one.
I transformed to robot mode as well and began firing on the soldiers.
“NOW YOU FACE THE MIGHT OF THE DALEK!” SB yelled out. He then used his gun to disintegrate the one he built. Then he began firing every soldier “EXTERMINATE!!!” He screamed as he killed each one without missing.
Once all the soldiers were dead I saw a camera looking at us so I destroyed it with a cannon blast. “Well now that we're here we might as well try to find the Cybertronian that they captured.”
“Let’s begin the rescue!” He yelled out. Then he transformed into his human form.
I roll my eyes and change to human form and feel around my pockets not finding anything I ask SB. “Hey got anything we can use to fight with while human?”
He removed the gear he stole from the guard he killed and tossed them to the floor. Then he held out his hand and a staff appeared.
He began spinning his staff and then brought it to the ground and black lightning shot out in all directions.
“Neat.” I said and picked up the gun.
“Yeah, let’s go.” He said.
I walk down the hallway till we find a room with computers. “Are you good with computers?” I asked SB.
“Of course!” He said as he put away his staff, then he began typing away on the computer. “So you going to tell me what you want?” He asked.
“I want you to find out if the Transformer is alive, and where they are being held.” I told him, while guarding the door. “Also find out if they are Autobot or Deceptacon.”
“Shut the hell up about whether they’re Autobot or Decepticon! If you don’t care who you're saving, don’t bring up their allegiance!” SB yelled at me.
I frown at him. “The only reason I ask is I wanna know if I'm going to get attitude for saving them or if they're going to actually listen to what I say.” I told him then a soldier came through the door but I hit him in the back of the head knocking him out.
“Well it shouldn’t matter, so don’t bring it up, anyway they’re restrained in a room above us.” He said.
“Sweet makes things easier, let’s get up there and get them out of here.” I said before putting the soldier in the closet.
Soundblaster got off the computer and it self-destructed. Then he brought out a gadget with a drill on it. “POWER UP AND ENERGIZE!” He said as it glowed.
I raise an eyebrow. “Before you leave I want the blueprint on how to make those for Shockwave.” I said while moving out of his way.
“Not gonna happen.” He said as he began drilling into the ceiling.
“Why not?” I ask him, then I cover my face to keep rocks from hitting me.
“Because I said!” He told me as he broke through to the floor above.
“Whatever, I am sure he can make them from just my description of what they do. Let’s save us a robot.” I said and walked over to the hole and looked up.
He drilled another hole and jumped through and transformed to robot mode. “Rumble Eject!” He said. Then Rumble came out of his chest. “Rumble, activate piledrivers, OPERATION: JAILBREAK!” SB ordered.
I climb up through the hole and transform into robot mode. “Alright, let’s see who I am rescuing.” I look around the room and see Cliffjumper, a red Autobot with silver horns on his head.
Rumble used his piledrivers to destroy the restraints on Cliffjumper. Then once Cliffjumper’s been freed, Rumble returned back to Soundblaster’s chest. Cliffjumper stood up rubbing his wrists looking at the two of us. “Well well well, if it isn’t Megatron and Soundwave. To what do I owe this displeasure of meeting you two?”
“I am Soundblaster.” SB corrected him.
“And think of me however you want, but I refuse to see any Cybertronian treated like this.” I wave a hand at the restraints. “Now you can either follow us, or try to escape on your own, though I would recommend you come with us once we return to a safe location you'll be free to go. I have no interest in taking prisoners.” I told him then even turned my back to him.
“You, lord Megatron, not taking an Autobot prisoner? Like I would believe that.” I hear Cliffjumper say, then after a few moments. “But it’s not like I have much choice.”
“Wonderful! Let’s get going!” Said Soundblaster.
“Soundblaster, you were in their computers, which way is the fastest way out without costing lives?” I asked him, whispering the last three words.
Then a ground bridge opened and he gave a gesture meaning “after you”.
“Right.” I looked at Cliffjumper and saw he was hesitant, so I grabbed his shoulder and threw him through the ground bridge. “That was easy.” I then walk through.
Soundblaster came in close behind and handed Cliffjumper a disc. “What is this? Some kind of Decepticon trick?” He asked.
I roll my eyes and transform into a human. “No it is a way to fit in, now change into a human before someone sees you.” I ordered him.
Soundblaster transformed to vehicle mode and opened his doors. Cliffjumper looks between me and the disk before he tries it and turns into a man in a red shirt, blue jeans and a stetson. The two of us get into Soundblaster and I cross my arms. “In case you haven't noticed we aren't on Earth anymore. I don't know what your last memories are but as far as I'm concerned the Civil War between Autobots and Decepticons is over. I will defend my people but I won’t go easy on those who attack us.”
Cliffjumper frowns and flexes his hands, getting used to a human body. “The last thing I remember was that underlong of your’s, Starscream, stabbing me with his hand.”
“I assume you would like to get even?” Sb asked.
“Teh, like you would let me.” Cliffjumper said.
I roll my eyes. “I don't mind if you challenge him to a one on one fight with no weapons, so long as it's not a lethal fight. you have my word if Starscream attempts to cheat I will personally beat him into submission.”
“I’d pay to see that fight. In fact I’d take on bets to see who’d win.” Sb said. Then he began driving.
Cliffjumper looks at me in shock. “You would really do that? Why? You weren't acting like the Megatron I've heard legends of.”
I shrug and say. “If you swear on your spark to not tell a living soul I'll tell you why I'm acting so differently.”
“Same reason goes for me btw.” Said Soundblaster as he put on some music.
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“Ugg fine, I swear I won’t tell anyone.” Cliffjumper said with a frown.
I chuckle and say. “Believe it or not both Soundblaster and I are actually humans that were turned into Cybertronians due to a powerful being known as a void dweller. They can do the impossible and apparently they've been taking humans from various universes and dropping them into other universes with powers or items, sometimes as other beings.”
“However in my case, I started out as human, then I traveled from one universe to another and I began changing, mostly because my DNA was super unstable, but eventually I became a cybertronian.” Sb explained.
“I find that hard to believe.” Cliffjumper said.
“Believe what you want, just remember not to tell anyone, especially any Deceptacons.” I told him, then closed my eyes. “Oh and if you're worried about me taking you prisoner after all this, that isn't the case. You'll be staying with the locals of the planet that I live on along with three human children that I'll be collecting soon.”
“What!? You got humans involved? Have you no honor?” He asked.
I scoff. “It was Optimus and the other Autobots that got them involved.”
“I killed multiple humans on the way to save your ass.” Sb said in his normal monotone way. “They attacked first though.”
“What!? That is inexcusable! They're puny compared to you, what could they have possibly done to hurt you!?” Cliffjumper yelled.
“We were in human form at the time, so screw you, we were getting shot at, I made a choice.” Sb said.
“I agree to a point, by attacking us and holding you prisoner, in a sense they declared war on us. However I technically didn't kill any of them. I only knocked one guard out. Soundblaster did most of the fighting.” I told Cliffjumper.
“I still don’t like it, Optimus would've talked to them or gotten me out without hurting anyone!” Cliffjumper said.
“Well he isn’t here, and no one knows where he is either.” Soundblaster said.
“Technically we haven't even run into any of the other Autobots yet.” I said with my eyes still closed.
“What do you mean you haven’t run into the Autobots?” Cliffjumper asked.
“Just what I said, we haven’t seen them yet.” I told him then opened my eyes. “Oh Soundblaster I need to do something fast, open a ground bridge back to the base.” I said.
“The one we just left?” He asked.
“Yes, I need something before we leave.” I open one of his doors ready to jump out.
He closed the door and locked it. “If you want a new tank mode just use this.” He said then a disc popped out of the disc drive. “Put it on your chest and you can get a new mode.” He said.
I frown and take it. “Fine, just get us back to the mirror portal.”
“Already? But I was hoping to grab a few things while we were here too!” He said.
“Then go ahead and grab them, I am just dropping off Cliffjumper.” I told him then got my phone out and texted Sunset, telling her to get Twilight and Spike to the mirror portal.
“But my author’s guy is still working on the art!” He said.
I feel my eyebrow twitch. “What is he talking about?” Cliffjumper asked.
“Nothing, just ignore it if he says anything like that, a side effect of being a Displaced, that's what we are, sometimes causes some people to think they're part of a story.” I said before kicking my leg out against the glovebox.
“Oh you poor man, you have no idea how many fourth walls get broken by Pinkie!” SB said.
My eyebrow twitches as I huff. “I can handle crazy things.”
“Ok we’re back by the mirror.” He said as we arrived at the school.
“Good.” I get out of him and walk over to the statue. “Now Cliffjumper when our friends get here they will make a note for you, and you will go meet Princess Celestia. She can watch over you till more Autobots arrive.”
Cliffjumper looks at me with suspicion. “Why should I trust anything you say?”
“You can either believe me or not, just know that staying with princess Celestia is your best chance for survival or you can work with the Maximals; they are like a different version of Autobots.” I tell him then I add. “While the Autobots have yet to appear except for you, I have a whole ship of Decepticons and although I do not want the war to continue, they may attack you if they spot you so I suggest you stay in human form.”
“Agreed.” Said Soundblaster as he changed to human form.
“If you're worried about how the princess will react, don’t worry she has already seen me and my forces.” I told him, and just as a car pulled up and Twilight along with her new friends came out.
Then Maud came out and grabbed Soundblaster and began making out with him. Then she dragged him away by his hand. “That was oddly disturbing.” I said, then I turned to Twilight. “Twilight, this is Cliffjumper, he's an Autobot and I need you to write a letter to Princess Celestia asking her to watch over him and house him for a while, until his allies arrive. I don't know how long that will be though.”
“Ok.” Twilight said and started to write a message.
“So this girl has connections to this princess Celestia?” Cliffjumper asked me.
“Yes, she does, from what I have been told she used to be the princess' student.” I told him with my arms crossed.
“Yep, that’s right! And it’s been amazing being taught by the princess herself.” Twilight said happily as she finishes writing the letter. “All done.”
“Alright, now just take Spike and the letter through the mirror, he will send the letter and then you just need to wait for someone to come pick you up.” I told him, then spotted Soundblaster coming back with Muad.
Maud blew Soundblaster a kiss then left as Soundblaster came over to join us. “You have fun?” I ask him with half lidded eyes and a frown.
“She’s like an animal!” Sb said.
I roll my eyes and look at Cliffjumper. “Anyway, you can leave now. The rest of us have to do some other things before we are done here.”
“Oh yeah? Like what?” Cliffjumper asked, suspicion in his eyes.
I point at Twilight and the girls. “Those girls need to beat some bad guys, and I want to try to recruit them. If they don’t want to join me I will let Soundblaster take them.”
Cliffjumper still gave me a suspicious look but sighed, “Alright, so how do I meet this Celestia?”
“All you have to do is step through this mirror with Spike, and assuming Twilight put it in the message she should send someone to come pick you up after she receives the letter.” I told him and put my hand through the portal.
Cliffjumper nods before he walks over to the portal, “I swear if this is a trap, I’ll fight my way out then come kill you.” he said before walking through the portal.
I look over at Twilight and Spike. “Doesn’t he need you to send the letter?”
“Yes, he does.” Twilight said, Spike jumps out of Twilight's arms and runs through the portal.
“Well, now that he is out of our hair, let's deal with these sirens. No offence but I am getting bored of this world.” I said.
“You are a weenie.” Sb said. “Hey girls, need another musician in the band?” He asked them as he brought out Ratbat in his Keytar form.
“Sure I guess.” Twilight said with a nod.
“Great!” Exclaimed Soundblaster. Then Buzzsaw came back and transformed back into a guitar and SB caught him. “I’ve been wondering where you were.” He said as he put them both away.
I lean on the statue. “So how long do you think this will take?” I ask them before I get blinded by the sunrise.
“For the counter spell? Hopefully not long.” Twilight said, though she sounded a bit unsure.
“Right… maybe me and my friends should just go grab them.” I said.
“You go try and see if your plan works, I’m going to practice with the girls.” Soundblaster said as they all left.
I sigh and step away from the statue and use the phone to text Soundwave. “Soundwave, I think we should get the kids now, I want this mission over.”
I get a text back saying that he understands. I wait for him to show up outside the school and as I wait I spot the sirens heading into the school. “Hmm, I could try to stop them now or do what I planned.”
“Your choice dude.” Said Soundblaster, popping up out of nowhere and again almost giving me a heart attack.
I pat my chest and glare at him. “Stop doing that! Ugh whatever, I will go give them the choice and if they don’t side with me then you can take them away.” I told him just as Soundwave drove up on a no doubt stolen motorcycle. I looked to where Soundblaster was but he disappeared.
Soundwave gets off the motorcycle and waves at me as he walked over to me. “Greetings Soundwave, I hope you're ready to deal with the sirens.” I told him and pointed at them.
He simply nods his head, we head over to the sirens and I clear my throat. “Are you three the Dazzlings?”
“Duh! Of course we’re the Dazzlings!” Sonata said, she had light blue hair with dark blue stripes in it and it was tied in a ponytail, her outfit was something fancy for the competition.
I smirk and cross my arms. “Well I have an offer for the three of you, the offer is simple, come work for me and I can take you back to Equestria.”
“And if we refuse?” Adagio asked, she had orange curly hair with a single yellow stripe and like Sonata, was wearing fancy clothes.
I shrug and frown. “If you don’t then I leave you in this world.” I told them.
“Pfft, as if we believe you.” Aria said, she had purple hair with light blue stripes and currently had her hair in twintails, like the other two she wore fancy clothes except had a blue green jacket with torn sleeves.
I shrug and turn away. “Fine, stay here forever, no skin off my back.” I told them before walking away. “Oh and if I find out you hurt anyone…” I look back at them before changing into my robot form for a second before becoming human again. “I will kill you three.”
The three of them had fearful and surprised looks on their faces when they saw me change into my robot form and back. “W-what are you?” Adagio asked.
I grin and say. “Your death if you fuck with my plans.” I then walk away.
I see Soundwave give me a questioning look, making me confused before he pointed back at the sirens. I shake my head. “I am done with them, let Soundblaster and the girls deal with them.”
Soundwave nods in understanding before we continued walking. “Text me where the kids are, we are picking them up while Soundblaster and those girls deal with the sirens.”
Sounwave nods before he pulls out his phone and began to type something and after a few seconds, I get a message on my phone and looked at it to see coordinates to the kids location. “Good work, let's go.” I get on the motorcycle and start it up.
We drove for what felt like hours, as we had to go to a different town. After we finally arrived it was close to noon. We pulled up to a public library and I turned off the motorcycle as we arrived at the location of the kids. “Hmmm so they are at a library? This will be a pain. Soundwave, stay outside and catch them if they run.”
Soundwave nodded his head as he stayed outside while I walked into the library. Once inside, I looked around for the kids, seeing a bored Miko leaning against a bookshelf. I walk over till I am standing beside her, and move my hands behind my back. “Hello miss, waiting for someone?”
Miko jumped slightly before looking at me, “Geez! You almost gave me a heart attack!” she said,
I chuckle a bit. “Yes I have that effect on most humans.” I look at her. “So are you waiting on anyone?”
“Um, yeah.” Miko said, “A friend.”
“This friend… his name wouldn’t happen to be Bulkhead, or maybe Ratchet, or Bumblebee, oh or is it Arcee?” I ask her with my grin growing.
Miko was a bit wide eyed before shaking her head, “Kinda figured somebody from the military would know about them. Did Fowler send you?” Miko asked me.
I chuckle and tap my dog tag. “Not exactly, but before you try to run I want you to hear me out, all three of you.” I told her once she spotted my Decepticon dog tag.
I see Miko looking at me fearfully, “W-why would a human join the Decepticons?” Miko asked me,
I hum in thought. “That is a complicated thing to answer, but for now let's go speak with your friends. You have my word, on the soul of Primus that I will not harm any of you.”
Miko nods, still having that fearful look on her face before I see both Jack and Raf walking towards us. “Hey, someone from the military, did-” Jack began before he saw the dogtags, going wide eyed.
I sigh and look at him. “Please do not run, I want to talk before anything else. Let's find a private study room to talk.” I wave a hand to the back of the library.
They nodded their heads before we walked to the back of the library and entered one of the study rooms. I stay by the door as they sit down. “Ok first things first, I may look human but that is a disguise so I don't cause a scene. Secondly, yes I am a Decepticon, but I have no interest in hurting any of you.”
“Why should we believe you Decepticreep?!” Miko said, “You Decepticons have done nothing but hurt everyone!”
I nod my head. “True, most Decepticons do hurt people, but so would you if you were stuck in a Civil War for centuries.” I told them then pointed to my eyes. “Tell me do these look familiar to any of you? Surely you would recognize my eyes Jack.”
Jack gulped fearfully. “Y-you’re Me-Megatron.” he said, causing Raf and Miko to gasp.
“Y-you mean the leader o-of the Decepticons, M-Megatron?” Raf asked and Jack nodded his head.
“Yes, though I have gone through some changes. So you can believe what I say or not, that is your choice. However I cannot in good conscience leave you on this world. This is not your earth. The three of you as well as my Decepticons and a few other bots have been transported to another universe, in fact before I found you three I just happened to find an Autobot and saved him.” I told them.
“You? Save an Autobot? Are we sure you didn’t just capture them?” Jack asked me.
“Funny thing is, I would agree with you if I was the old Megatron, however I no longer care about the Civil War. All I want to do is restore Cybertron and bring our people back together, the way it was before but better.” I told him then my phone beeps and I checked it.
There was a text from Soundwave. “Military coming.”
“Damn, alright we are running out of time. The military is coming, no doubt for you three. I'm guessing that you've been trying to contact your Autobot friends, the military are the ones that had captured the Autobot I saved.” I said, then texted Soundwave, telling him to get us a fast car big enough for us all, if he can’t open a ground bridge.
I got a text saying he’ll get one as fast as he can. “What? But the military and Autobots are allies. Why would they capture one?” Miko asked, clearly confused.
“They would unless what he’s saying is true.” Jack said.
I nod with a smile. “Yes, it's good to see Jack is just as sharp as ever.” I check a window. “I have Soundwave getting us a car, we need to go.”
“Why can’t we just use a Groundbridge?” Raf asked.
“Why not use your vehicle forms, if you were able to become human, couldn’t you have gotten another vehicle form?” Jack asked.
“To answer your question Raf, my guess is because we don't have the infrastructure on this planet we can't activate ground bridges, and as for your question Jack, I don't even know if I have anywhere for any of you to sit inside me and Soundwave transforms into a spy drone. So unless you feel like hanging onto us while we fly miles in the sky I suggest we use a car.” I told them before I saw some military vehicles driving up the road.
I then get a text from Soundwave, “Found a suitable vehicle, get out now.”
“We need to leave now. Are you coming willingly or do I need to kidnap you?” I asked them.
Raf and Miko looked at each other nervously before Jack spoke up, “We’ll come with you. Who knows what will happen if we’re caught by the military.”
“Smart choice, let's go.” I open the door and we run out of the library and I spot some helicopters coming this way along with even more military vehicles on the roads, then a pickup truck pulls up in front of us with Soundwave driving. “Everyone in!” I jump into the back and hold onto the roof.
The kids nodded before getting into the truck just a few military vehicles drove up. “Hey you! Stop right there!” a soldier said.
I flip them off and bang on the roof. “Drive!” Soundwave drives off and I hang on as he drives around a military hummer. The rest of the military starts to follow us as we race out of the town. I frown as I try to think of a way to slow them down.
“You should have gotten a faster getaway car!” Miko said as the military starts to slowly gain on us.
“He had to get one big enough for the three of you plus the two of us.” I yelled at her then looked at the military before walking towards the end of the truck. “Soundwave, keep them safe and get them to the mirror portal.” I then jump out of the truck and transform into robot mode.
This caused the military vehicles to immediately stop, the soldiers looked at me in surprise, “You’ve got to be kidding.” a soldier said,
I glare down at them. “You have hurt one of my kind, so I will give you this one chance to turn around and leave us be or you will suffer the consequences of your actions.” I warn them and start to charge my arm cannon.
“We won’t take orders from you!” A soldier shouted just as helicopters started to fly above me, the soldiers inside aiming some sort of cannon at me.
I frown and keep an eye on them. “You kidnapped one of my people and tortured him. Tell me, is that what your world considers the right thing to do?” I ask them hoping to get through them.
“You mean defending the human race from things like you? Yeah. It does.” a soldier said before the soldiers with the cannons fired at me, I raised my arm to block only to shout in surprise when I lost all feeling in it. “EMP cannons, even big robots like yourselves, are weak against something as simple as an EMP.”
“Hmmm this is bad.” I mumble to myself, then I yell at them. “You have made your choice then.” I use my other hand to scoop up some dirt and throw it at them as I start to run making a smoke screen. I then touch the side of my head. “Soundblaster can you read me?” I try to use my built in communication system to call him.
I hear the sound of helicopter blades and looked up to see the military still chasing me while trying to shoot me. I jump out of the way from their shots before I pick up a large rock and throw it hitting one of their back rotors.
Then Soundblaster came out of the sky and left a crater where he landed. They threw EMPs at him but they didn’t seem to have any effect. “Lord Megatron, I believe now would be a good time for a tactical retreat.” He said.
“No really? I called to get a groundbridge out of here, and one for Soundwave and the kids!” I told him as I made another smoke screen by kicking the ground.
“Oh.” He said, then grabbed me by the waist and put me over his left shoulder and began running.
“Really!? Ugh whatever, got anything to fix an arm that got hit with an emp?” I asked him as he ran.
“I have EMP shielding in my armor so it won’t affect me, however if you got affected, it should get better in a few minutes, although it’ll be like the pins and needles sensations you get whenever something goes numb.” He told me as we caught up with the pickup truck.
“Just great.” I said before I pointed at the truck. “There, that's them.”
Soundblaster picked up the truck and stacked it on top of me and kept running. “Would you like me to open a ground bridge now?” Soundblaster asked.
“Yes, and if you have some MIB shit that would be helpful too.” I told him then I flipped off the military following us.
“You mean a neuralizer?” He asked.
“What the heck is a neuralizer?” Miko asked, “Also, who’s the new bot?”
“Oh right, kids meet Soundblaster, a somewhat clone of Soundwave.” I said then added. “And a neuralizer can basically make someone forget the past few hours to years.”
“Correct, however I don’t have a neuralizer.” Soundblaster said. “Buuuut….. I do know of an artifact in this world that can wipe memories.” He told me.
“Then do it, we can’t risk the military going after the human six after we leave.” I told Soundblaster, then added. “Oh and Soundwave before we leave, hack their network and erase all footage and information regarding us.”
“I already did that!” Soundblaster said. “While we’ve been running I’ve been wiping everything pertaining to us and everyone we know.” He said then opened a ground bridge and we ended up in a forest. He closed the ground bridge and put the truck and me down then changed to his human form and began looking around at the ground.
I change back as well and rub my arm. “Damn, still asleep.” I said frowning. I then look around and realize where we are. “We are in Wallflower’s garden aren’t we?”
“Who’s Wallflower?” Jack asked me as he and the other kids gave me confused looks. “Are they a friend of yours or something?”
“No, she was a girl who never got noticed so she was basically invisible, then she found the memory stone somewhere in this spot, then she used it to erase people’s memories, however this hasn’t happened yet so I might be able to find it……. Here!” He said as he thrust his hand into the ground and pulled out a rock with mystic runes.
“As hard as it may be to believe, this world and the one we're going to take you to is filled with magic.” I told them, then I looked at Soundblaster. “Just be sure to put it back when you're done using it. I don't want to risk changing the future.”
“You mean I can’t keep it?” He asked.
I frown at him. “No, Wallflower needs to find it so those events can happen and Sunset can grow as a person.” I told him.
“You are such a girl.” He deadpanned, making Miko snicker. “Whatever, I'll just need to analyze it’s specific energy and try to duplicate it. Anyone wanna be a test subject?” He asked.
I frown and shake my head. “You can do that when you're erasing the military's memories of us, remember?” I said then I looked down at Miko but then looked away.
“Fine, but I still need a way to bring memories back, otherwise I could have someone forget their own name! So I need to test it on something I can observe, so kids, anything unsettling you’d like to forget?” He asked.
Raf steps forward. “Well..there was the time I was struck by purple lightning.”
“Hmm let’s see if we can fix that.” He said. He walked over to Raf and held up the stone and it began glowing. Then clips of memory came from Raf and went into the stone. “Ok, Now for a test, what is your name?” Soundblaster asked.
“Um...who am I?” Raf asked, holding his head, causing Miko to gasp.
“You made him forget who he was!” Miko said angrily at Soundbalster.
I grab Soundblaster by his shirt and growl. “Fix this now.”
“Whoa whoa! It’s okay, I was only kidding!” Raf said, making me and the kids sigh in relief.
“Well at least we know how it works now. Once you're done dealing with the military, maybe you can tell us what's happened with the sirens. It's been a few hours, have you guys beaten them?”
“Actually no, I had to come get you, but we got to the finals, so right about now the girls should be under the stage.” He said. “Now I have to see if I can return memories.” He walked back over to Raf and held up the stone and it. Began glowing again, only this time, the memories flowed from the stone and into Raf. “Ok Raf, do you remember?” He asked.
Rafs nods after rubbing his head, “That felt weird, but I remember what happened.”
I smile at Raf then look at Soundblaster. “Alright, it works. So here is the plan, me, Soundwave, and them.” I point my thumb at the kids. “Will help Twilight and her friends, while you deal with the military. Sound good?”
“Alright. Now to put this back where I found it.” He said as he put the stone back where it was, then covered it up with dirt. He stood up and transformed to his robot mode. He held up his arms and to my surprise he flew up like in the original G1 series.
“Since when could bots fly without being planes or helicopters?!” Miko asked.
“That's a ...complicated thing to answer, let's just go save Twilight and her friends.” I said and started heading for the large stage I could see.
“So what are we supposed to save them from?” Jack asked me, “It must be something big if it’s got Decepticons involved.”
I chuckle. “You’d be surprised, we just need to open a locked door.” I told him as we headed backstage.
“Really? That’s it? Open a locked door?” Miko asked me incredulously.
I shrug and say. “They won’t be thinking clearly at the moment.” I said as we walked up to a door then I kicked it open, breaking the latch. “Ok ladies time to get yourselves together and beat the sirens.”
The girls stopped their arguing and looked at me in surprise. “Megatron? How did you know we were here?” Twilight asked me.
“Questions later, Soundwave, make sure they aren’t affected by the sirens anymore.” I told him, he nodded and transformed into his robot form and played the reverse sound of the siren's spell. Unfortunately it hurt like hell, I had to cover my ears and so did the girls.
“For the love of all things good, turn that off!!” Rainbow Dash shouted, though I barely heard her due to the sound.
I wave at Soundwave, signaling for him to stop and he does. “Damn, ok you should all be free now.” I said before something ran into my leg. I looked down to see a panting Spike, and when I looked in the direction he came from I saw a girl with a white and purple outfit with neon blue hair sunglasses and headphones on.
“Geez, was that really necessary?” Sunset asked me,
I shrug and said, “I had no way of making sure you were under their spell or not.”
“You guys are safe! Sorry it took me so long, I had to find someone that wasn’t under their control.” Spike said.
Jack, Miko and Raf stare at him. “Did that dog just talk?” Miko asked.
“All that's happened and that's what you notice?” I ask them.
Twilight asked Spike. “Why isn't she under their spell?”
“She never takes off her headphones.” Spike said.
Applejack steps forward. “Come on, y'all! Time to prove we've still got the magic of friendship inside us!” Miko starts making gagging sounds.
Twilight nods her head. “And there's only one way to do it!”
Pinkie Pie then asked. “We're getting the band back together?”
Rainbow Dash stepped forward and pumped her fist. “We're getting our band back together!”
“Whee!” Pinkie Pie said before doing a cartwheel.
Rarity then brings up a good point. “Ooh, which version of the counter-spell are we going to play?”
Twilight looks at her friends with a smile. “I don't think it matters what song we play, as long as we play it together as friends.”
“I know just the song. Fluttershy's written a really great one.” Rainbow dash said while looking at Fluttershy making her smile wide, then I heard a squee sound.
“We're about to save the world here. Personally, I think we should do it in style. Rarity?” Applejack said before looking at Rarity.
Rarity grins and pulls out a rack of clothes. “I thought you'd never ask!”
I roll my eyes and head over to the hill they are going to play on, soon they follow after changing. Soundblaster gave me a heart attack again by just appearing next to me.
“Hi.” He said.
I hold my chest and frown. “Damn it, geez, at least you're here to help them.” I point at the girls as they look over the audience and stage.
“The military is taken care of and I have learned how to erase memories.” He said. Then he transformed to his robot mode and panels opened up on his shoulders to reveal speakers. “Ratbat Eject! OPERATION: RAINBOOM!” He said as Ratbat came out of his chest and transformed into a keytar.
“Huh, a giant robot with a musical instrument, that’s something you won’t see everyday.” Applejack said with the rest of the girls nodding their heads in agreement.
I chuckle and look up at Soundblaster. “They've already seen Soundwave as a robot and maybe even myself.” I told him.
He didn’t respond and instead got a cable and plugged himself into Vinyl’s car. I watched the girls begin to play music and Soundblaster seemed to add his own tune into the mix.
The girls and the sirens begin to battle with their music. They were doing good until Adagio and twilight had a screaming contest and Adagio won, blowing away the microphone over to Sunset’s feet. I placed a hand on her shoulder. “Now is your time, show them what's in your heart.”
Soundblaster grabs the cord to her microphone and plugs it into his speakers then nods to her. She holds it looking nervous, before she breathes out and starts to sing. With the seven of them working together their magic grows stronger, Sunset even grew pony ears and her hair grows into a ponytail.
Once they all sang together they started making a magic rainbow shoot into the sky, up into the clouds. Then a seventh color is added, Sunset’s. Once her color was added the music and magic peaked and a ball of magic formed in the clouds, revealing a large alicorn with rainbow hair. The magic construct then fires magic down onto the siren's physical bodies. I look closely and see them fall to their knees.
“Megatron, I’m assuming they rejected you, correct?” Soundblaster asked.
“Yeah, I gave them an offer and they refused it.” I shrugged. “Why?”
“May I have them?” He asked.
I raise an eyebrow. “Why would you want them? They are powerless now, and wouldn’t that mess with the timeline here?”
“Not if I leave clones.” He said to me.
I rub my face. “Fine, but I don’t see the point, if you can make clones why not take the clones?”
“Because I would know they were clones.” He said as he transformed back to human and looked at me.
I sigh and shake my head. “Whatever.” I look over and see Jack, Miko, and Raf staring in shock of what happened.
“What...did...we just see?!” Jack asked.
“Never in my life have I ever seen something like that!” Raf said next.
“It looked like something out of a kids cartoon but it was too cool to be!” Miko shouted.
“I’m going to block their path before they can leave….” He said then took a few steps forward before turning around. “Don’t follow me. It’ll be very ugly.” He said, then ran off as fast as in-humanly possible.
I shake my head then look at the three humans. “Yeah, you’ll have to get used to that.”
“Yeah, that’s probably not gonna happen.” Miko said,
I chuckle and look where Soundblaster went. “I will be right back, stay with Soundwave and Twilight.” I point them out before I walk down to where Soundblaster ran off to.
I found the Sirens cowering in fear around a corner, and SB was there causing their horror. I stayed hidden, but I got a look of his eyes, and they weren’t normal, they were red with black sclera…. And they were glowing. “You girls are in so much trouble!” He said to them. His voice was deep and almost beastial.
“For your sins of Gluttony, I curse you all!” He said as he raised his hands into the air. Then dark bolts of electricity began gathering in his hands. “Hoc maledicto te ad veras redibo formas! et manebis in pisce, donec lectionem tuam discas!” He shouted at them. Then they screamed as he threw the sphere of dark energy at them.
There was a bright flash and the girls were gone. In its place was a fishbowl. He walked over and picked up the fishbowl as his eyes changed back to normal. “You can come out now Megatron, I know you’re there.” He said, scaring the shit out of me.
I come out from around the corner and say. “Ok, one, that was scary as hell that you knew I was there and two, what did you do to them?”
“Have a look.” He said, showing me the fishbowl. Inside were the Sirens in their original forms, not only that but their gems were on their chests and they were fixed. “The curse fixed their gems too!” He said. I also noticed they all wore black collars around their necks.
“Huh, neat. Well just make sure they don’t cause trouble.” I said then looked around. “Ok, sirens beaten, new form kinda acquired, the kids from prime are saved along with Cliffjumper, and the day is saved, what's left to do?”
“Leave clones of these three…. Oh! And one more loose end!” He said.
Then Adagio began speaking. “We will destroy you!” She screamed.
We both began laughing at her. “Hahaha! She sounds like a chipmunk!” Soundblaster said between laughs. He stopped laughing and put the fishbowl in my arms. “Hold onto that for a second.” He said then jumped into a portal he created, then it closed and opened up again a few seconds later. Now he had a feral Midnight Sparkle, Muzzled and on a leash.
“Ok, I got what I need!” He said.
I stare at this beast for a few seconds before asking. “Um..where did you get her? Because I know it couldn’t have been from my universe, as my universe is an anthro one. And it couldn’t have come from the human Twilight from this universe because well, she,” I point at Midnight sparkle. “would be human.”
“Technically she is from this world, only I took her from the future, and since Midnight here was an entity created by equestrian magic, I was able to go all ghostbusters on her and rip her from this world’s Twilight, and after she was removed from her she needed a physical form, and since it’s equestrian magic, with a bit of additional magic from me, her new form is feral. I hope that explains things cuz I don’t think I have any other explanation than that.” He explained.
“You have no idea why she’s feral do you?” I deadpanned.
“Nope! I just ripped her from future Twilight and this is what she became.” He said.
I facepalm. “Well I hope you didn’t fuck up the timeline.” I said, shaking my head. “Let’s just go home, I want to send you home as soon as possible so I can rest.”
“I’m not that exhausting am I?” He asked, looking hurt.
I give him a deadpan look. “For my first displaced meet up, yeah. I was kinda hoping my first meeting with another displaced would involve less reality breaking and more constructive things. Yes you did help me, but you're just way too overpowered to wrap my head around. You do things that are sometimes impossible.”
“Sorry, I just have a lot of energy, so I tend to cause a bit of…. Hmm what’s the word?” He said, tapping his chin.
“Chaos, insanity, Mayhem, stop me if I get close.” I said.
“No sugar coating? Seriously?! Ugh fine, let’s just get back to Equestria, I’ve been analyzing the data from The Predacon’s ship through my head this whole time, and I need to give what I have to Knockout.” He said as we began heading off.
“Oh? Good, maybe it can help his work.” I said while we headed back to where everyone was.
Soundblaster brought out a man-purse and put Midnight into it, then disguised her as a chihuahua. I give him a deadpan look before shaking my head before giving him the fishbowl back. “Here.”
We got back to the others and I saw Twilight talking with the kids. “Oh that can’t be good.”
“She’ll find out sooner or later.” Sb told me. “You might as well tell her Everything .”
I walk up to them and I see Twilight notice me. “How could you do such cruel things?!” She asked me.
I sigh and rub the back of my head. “That's the thing, I didn't want this getting out until after I made sure that the Decepticons would continue to follow my orders, but I am not the original Megatron.” I tell them all.
“And I’m in a similar boat.” Sb said.
“What do you mean you’re not the original?” Twilight asked me.
I sigh and point at Twilight and the kids. “Look, I don’t want this getting out, but I am what's known as a Displaced, someone who dressed up as a fictional character and got sent to another universe. I was dressed up as Megatron when I was sent to Equestria, unfortunately all the other Deceptacons are the real ones. That's why I've been playing the role of the real Megatron, trying to keep things from escalating. So long as they believe I'm the real Megatron, your world is safe from them.”
I then point a thumb at Soundblaster. “And Soundblaster here is like me only he's from a different Equestria, Displaced can summon each other with items called tokens.”
“Hi.” He said, waving his hand.
“Like we are gonna believe that!” Miko said, pointing a finger at me. “You're probably just trying to make us lower our defenses then BAM! You’ll crush us!”
I sigh and rub my face. “Soundwave show them the opening and first episode of Transformers Prime, please.” He nods and transformers into robot form and kneels down using his face to show them the first episode.
They looked at the episode in confusion, before that confusion turned into shock as they just continue watching the video. Soon enough the episode ends and I have my arms crossed. “If I was the real Megatron, how could I have all that surveillance of you and the Autobots base but never attack your homes or the base before discovering it again.” I ask them, bring up good points.
“My turn!” Exclaimed Soundblaster. He transformed to robot mode and he tapped his chest. Then his chest became a screen and he began playing episode one of my little pony. “Hey look! I’m a teletubby!” He exclaimed as the screen continued showing the events of the pilot.
Twilight looked desturbed. “That can’t be me, she is...well an animal.” She said watching.
I facepalm and groan. “Again, you cause chaos, I wasn't going to tell her that part.” I told him, then looked at Twilight. “Think of that Twilight is a parallel version, one that's different from you through evolution but personality wise you're similar. In the multiverse anything and everything exists.”
“I have files on things that’ll happen later in the future if you wanna watch, or should I not reveal any more spoilers that could possibly break her mind?” He asked me.
I slap the back of his head. “Hey dummy, don’t tempt her with knowledge of the future.”
Soundblaster got up and faced me. Then he grabbed me by the throat and held me up in the air. “NEVER. DO THAT. AGAIN!” He said, getting in my face then letting go of me.
I rub my throat and stare at Soundblaster while Soundwave grabs his shoulder. Soundblaster looks back at him and walks away.
Soundblaster transformed into his MAV vehicle mode and opened the doors. “Let’s just get out of here.” He said, sending out two tentacles, one for the fishbowl and the other for his man-purse, and he put them into the passenger side seat.
I stand up and rub my neck. “Just go speak with Knockout, I need to speak with them more.” I said pointing at Jack, Miko, Raf and Twilight.
“Fine, suit yourselves.” He said then closed his doors. He then proceeded to drive, but stopped and drove back towards Vinyl’s car and scanned it, then drove off.
I sigh and shake my head. “Alright, so I assume some of you have questions.” I said to the kids and Twilight.
“Uh yeah we do! Does this mean our whole lives were nothing but some show?” Miko asked me.
I shake my head. “No, you are just as real as everything else. A scientist on my earth actually came up with a theory saying that every source of fiction exists somewhere out in the multiverse; it's just that aspects of those worlds leak into our imaginations whenever they are drifting close to our own universe. So things that you saw as fiction in your world exist somewhere in the multiverse, but they're just as real as you are.”
“Uh...did anyone understand what he said, cause I’m confused.” Miko said,
“He basically said that some of what people thought of, got leaked from one world, aka, ours, and created a show of our world.” Raf said.
“Pretty much, and you'll be happy to know that there's more than one Transformers TV show, although the three of you were only featured in one version.” I told them then looked at Twilight. “Basically the same thing could be said for your reality Twilight. As you saw in the video, there were changes between your world and that representation.”
“I-I think I understand, but it’s still weird.” Twilight said then Miko spoke up.
“Hey, what kind of versions of the bots are there?” Miko asked me.
“Well so far the Predacons and maximals have shown up, they transform into animals.” I told her then added. “Oh yeah and Cliffjumper is alive and on the other side of the mirror portal already.”
“Wait, Cliffjumper? As in Arcee’s partner Cliffjumper?” Jack asked me in shock, “But, I thought he was dead.”
“Yes he was, but it seems that those that died in the show are appearing the way they did before their death when they appear in this and the other world.” I said rubbing my chin. “I should have my ship searched for Airachnid.”
“Please do, I do not want to end up running into her again.” Jack said while Twilight looked confused.
“Um, who’s Airachnid?” Twilight asked.
“She is another Decepticon, although she is more of a freelancer as she does what she pleases and she has a tendency to kill a specific Autobot’s partner every time.” I told her, then looked at Jack. “I will find her if she is in Equestria, but you and your friends will have to stay with the ponies until more Autobots arrive.”
I then remember something and look at Soundwave. “Have you set up some sort of system that will keep an eye on this world to let us know if another Autobot appears?”
Soundwave nods his head. I smile. “Good, then if everything is settled here, let's head back to Equestria.” I said looking at everyone.
Everyone nods in agreement and we head down the hill towards the portal, Twilight saying goodbye to her friends. I see the kids looking confused before I thrust my arm through the portal. “It is a portal, think of this like a ground bridge but for travel between two specific universes.”
“I think we get it.” Raf said, but then looked at the portal nervously, “Will it do anything to us?”
I think back to all the fanfics I have read. “Hmm I don't think so, at worst it will turn you into one of the locals.” I told them then I list off the different local lifeforms. “There are mostly ponies, but anthropomorphic, griffins, minotaurs, cat people called Abyssinians, changelings, and a few others.”
“Wait, so we just turn into one of the locals? How is that bad?” Jack asked me.
“It is just a possibility, not for certain as you're not from this world or that one and outsiders like the two of us usually keep our forms.” I told him then I stepped through the portal.
I looked back at the portal and see the others come through, with Twilight turning back into an anthro pony, and the kids remaining the same. “Hey, we didn’t change.” Miko said.
“I did say it was only a possibility, but at least now when your friends arrive they will still be able to recognize you.” I told them, then looked away from them. “Now if you'll excuse me I must go deal with Soundblaster and do some checking on my Predacon prisoners.”
Just then, Cliffjumper turned around the corner, “Well look who it is. If it isn’t Megatron, the ‘leader’ of the Decepticons.” Cliffjumper said.
I roll my eyes. “They know Cliffjumper.” I told him, then Soundwave came through the portal. “Cliffjumper meet Jack, Miko, and Raf. They are human allies of the Autobots that they met after your death.” I introduced the two groups before looking at Soundwave. “Come on, we need to go back to the Nemesis and check on a few things, Soundblaster being one of them.” He nods his head and the two of us leave as Cliffjumper starts to talk with the kids.
Entry eight: The Journey Home Again
Author's Note
Here’s another chapter!
Entry eight: The Journey Home Again
I step through the ground bridge back aboard the Nemesis, back in robot form, alongside Soundwave. We come out on the bridge of the ship and I look around, thankfully I don’t see the vehicons running around in a panic. ‘Well things look like they are under control.’ I thought to myself.
I then see Starscream come up to me looking a bit nervous as he rubs his hands together. “Ah lord Megatron, you are back! Thank the allspark. We have a problem, it seems that there are more of us onboard than we thought, Predaking is in the cargo hold right now!”
I groan and resist the urge to rub my face when I tell him. “I will deal with him as soon as my other business is done. So long as he's not causing damage to anything I don't care.”
Then Soundblaster shows up behind Starscream, scaring him half to death. I smirk for a second then straighten my face. “Ah Soundblaster, have you and Knockout finished going through the data we got from the Predacon ship?” I ask him.
“Yes Lord Megatron.” He said, showing no emotion in his tone.
“Good, walk and talk with me. Soundwave please go catch Shockwave up on what's happened.” I said then start walking.
I hear Soundblaster follow me and once we are alone I ask. “So have you finished what you needed? I kinda have a large fire breathing dragon to deal with soon.”
“I’ve heard.” He said.
I sigh and rub my face. “This is going to be a pain. I just hope he will listen to me.” I said as we turned right.
“I’ve been meaning to speak with you.” Said Soundblaster.
“Then speak, you don’t have to hold back when we are alone.” I said before stopping and turning to face him.
“Remember when we were fighting and I brought out that triple fusion cannon?” He asked.
I scratch my head thinking back. “Vaguely, the whole fight is kind of foggy.”
“I have no idea how I did that, my body shouldn’t be able to do that. Somehow my body was able to copy your weapon and put it into my arsenal.” He said.
I rub my chin and think about it, after about a minute I say, “Well, your token did say you have chaos magic, maybe it's reacting on its own, kinda like the spider sense.”
“No, I have dark chaos magic, it’s much stronger and more erratic. I think this might have to do with my previous form.” He said.
I raise an eyebrow. “What else have you been?” I ask him.
“I told you that I previously looked like your Soundwave. However, I also had a human form then, only it wasn’t truly human.” He explained.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“That human form was a Rev 9 terminator endoskeleton with a modified machine-phase matter CNA covering.” He said. “My theory is, the modified machine-phase matter, joined with this body, and allowed me to replicate and improve any weapon I see, then it becomes part of my arsenal.” He said.
“That sounds both useful and scary.” I said, frowning a bit, thinking about how dangerous something like that can be in the wrong hands.
“Which means if someone here pulls a weapon on me, I can beat the crap out of them with an improved version.” He told me.
“Yeah, you're like a mix of Kirby and Upgrade.” I said.
“I don’t know much about Kirby, but I do know about Upgrade from Ben 10, now that is a cool alien.” He said. “Let’s go check on Predaking.”
“Sure.” We start walking. “And Kirby can copy other peoples powers by eating them or part of them.” I told him.
“Ew, how doesn’t he get sick? Do you know how many germs everything has?” He said.
I shrug and say. “He is an alien being. Plus his stomach is bottomless, he could out eat Majin Buu!”
“Still, gross.” He said. I shrug and we keep going down the hallway making a few turns.
We walk up to a large door with a few veicons guarding it. “Open the door and then leave, I will speak with Predaking.”
“What if he attacks you? Last time I checked, you and him weren’t on good terms.” Said Soundblaster.
I frown at Soundblaster. “Then I will put him in his place.” I said then glanced back at the vehicons as a hint.
“Or, you could let him in the club of “those who know”, and he might not burn your ass.” He told me.
I just gave him a flat glare, seeing that he didn’t get that that was my plan. “I will do what I want, you will do well to remember that.” I told him then turned to the veicons and growled. “Why haven’t you opened the door yet?!”
The vehicon panicked and opened the door, allowing us in and closing it behind us.
“Well, last time I checked…” Soundblaster began, then looked to his chest, then back at me. “I’m not one of your little toy soldiers, you can’t boss me around. And I will do whatever I damn well please, so fuck off!” He said backing me into the wall while jabbing his finger into my chest.
I frown and clench my fist before I punch his face. “And you will remember that I am-” before I can continue there's a deep growl and I look over to see Predaking in his beast mode. He was large, a dark metallic brown with orange wings.
Soundblaster shook his head and I noticed his visor was cracked, however it was quickly repairing itself. After A few seconds his visor was completely fixed. “Hit me again and I will rip out your spark.” Soundblaster told me, then followed my gaze to see Predaking.
Predaking sniffed the air a few times before he growled and transformed into his robot form. His robot form is somewhat smaller than his beast mode but larger than me and Soundblaster. His shoulders are adorned with large spikes, as is his back and head. His wings also appear to be present on his back, and seem to be just as mobile as Starscream’s wings in robot mode. “You are not Megatron. Who are you?” He demands.
“Huh, I kinda figured you'd be able to tell right away. You're right I'm not Megatron, what I am is a bit complicated. Think of me as a clone physically. Most of the Decepticons believe I am the real Megatron, there are a few that know the truth and for now I'd like to keep it that way.” I tell him while having to look up slightly.
“I’m going to go help Knockout, you two talk things out.” Said Soundblaster as he left after opening the door and leaving. After he left the door closed, leaving me alone with Predaking.
I watch him leave and sigh, then I turn back to Predaking. “Look, I know your past with Megatron, and I want to make a deal with you. The deal is simple: you agreed to keep me not being Megatron a secret as well as forming an alliance with me and I will have Shockwave start work on creating clones for the Predacons that you lost, if he can. You will be in charge of the Predacons and we will be equals as we are both leaders of separate factions.” I told him my offer.
Predaking seemed to think about what I said before giving me a suspicious look, “And what if you decide me and my kind will be too much of a threat one day?” he asked me with a growl. “I rather not get my hopes up about the return of my kind only for them to be killed.”
“Because unlike the original Megatron, I have no interest in maintaining power permanently. All I want to do is restore Cybertron back to life and end this senseless war. if you can help me do that I'd be happy. If you and your people choose to continue the war then I will have no choice but to get the Autobots to help me stop you, but not by killing you, you would be imprisoned, nothing more.” I explain to him with a calm face.
This caused him to go wide eyed before nodding. “I see.” he said, “I will need time to think on this.”
“That is understandable, I will release you from the cargo hold but I ask that you don't start trouble with the Decepticons. Oh! one more thing, there are Predacons from an alternate timeline, where they are actually descendants of Decepticons, down in the prisoner cells. You are free to go meet with them, however know that they are not like you or your kin. They are techno organic or at least they have an organic shell around their mechanical parts.” I told him.
“So they are nothing more than pretenders who dare to call themselves Predacons.” Predaking said, growling a bit, “Perhaps I should show them what a real Predacon looks like.”
I frown a bit. “If they cause trouble feel free to, however as they are currently my prisoners, they are my responsibility. There is one of them that is actually working for me, he transforms into a giant wasp his name is Waspinator, please do not harm him. The poor guy has a habit of being blown up daily.” I said.
I rub my chin thinking of anything else. “Oh yes before I forget, we are not on earth or Cybertron, we're on a completely different world with its own unique life forms, however I believe that you will be happy to hear that there are actual flesh and blood dragons in this world.”
“What’s a dragon?” Predaking asked,
I blink for a moment before I chuckle. “It's what your beast mode is based on. You may enjoy some light sparring with some of the older dragons. But if you want to meet one that is a bit friendly and can help you learn about this world, I do know one.”
“Hmmm.” Predaking hummed, “Maybe.”
I nod and smile. “Alright then, I will inform them you are free to explore the ship, excluding private areas or restricted areas of course.” I said and then added. “I do hope we can work together, Predaking.”
“We will see.” Predaking said.
I nod and head to the door and look at the vehicon. “Inform the crew that Predaking is free to explore the ship, excluding private areas such as individual quarters and restricted areas such as the labs and engine rooms as well as the armory.”
“W-what?! But-” the Vehicon stopped when I gave him a glare, “Y-yes lord Megatron!”
“Good.” I start to walk away with a smirk. ‘Ok, Predaking is handled for now. Soundblaster is over with Knockout. I should check on Shockwave.’ I thought to myself and started making my way to his lab.
“Tell me, Megatron, who else is on this ship?” Predaking asked me as he walked next to me.
“Well, there are the vehicons, as you no doubt noticed. Then there is Soundwave, Shockwave, Knockout, Breakdown, Starscream, and Waspinator. That's all that I know are on the ship and on my...our side. Then there are the, for now, imprisoned Predacons. For them there is Megatron, their leader.” I see his look and sigh.
“Remember when I said that there from an alternate timeline? Well he is not the same Megatron that you knew nor is he another clone, in fact that isn't his real name. He only took it as his own when he decided to break the peace that the Maximals and Predacons had.” I told him.
I then continued listing off their numbers. “Next is Scorponok, their sub-commander, Tarantulas, their intelligence and special operations specialist, Terrorsaur, their aerial combat specialist, and Inferno, their...sub-commander in waiting. But between you and me, he's crazy.”
“I see.” Predaking said with a nod, “How powerful are they exactly?”
“Hmm well that really depends on the situation and the environment that they're in. If they're in a energon rich environment, they can only be in robot mode for a short time before they start short circuiting. But otherwise they are each dangerous in their own way but a few good shots can incapacitate them if you have to.” I said before we came up to a T section and I spotted Waspinator walking this way.
I also see Predaking give Waspinator a studying gaze as he walked over to us. “I assume that this is the “Waspinator” you told me about?”
“Yes, don’t be surprised if he is nervous, his whole team pretty much used him as target practice as well as the maximals, during their little war before he ended up on my ship.” I said just before he came into hearing range.
“Oh h-hello lord Megatron, Wazzzpinator juzzzt looking around zzzhiny zzzhip.” Waspinator said with his buzz.
He then looked at Predaking and became fearful while Predaking looked at me, “He looks more like an Insecticon than a Predacon.” Predaking said.
I shrug and say. “Well he does turn into a wasp, the others turn into a tyrannosaurus rex, pterosaur, tarantula, scorpion, and a giant fire ant.”
Predaking just gives me a confused look, “I do not know what any of those things are.” he said, causing me to sigh.
“You will see when you go to meet them. But a word of warning, some of them can be crafty so don't let them trick you into letting them out. I don't want them starting a war on this planet.” I told him, then I looked at Waspinator. “Waspinator, show our guest Predaking, the leader of the whole Predacon faction, to where your former comrades are being held.”
“Y-yezzz lord Megatron.” Waspinator said fearfully before he and Predaking walked in another direction.
I watch them for a few moments then head the opposite direction they are going and within a few minutes I reach Shockwave’s lab and knock. “Shockwave, do you have a moment?”
The door opened with Shockwave on the other side. “What is it that you need?” he asked me.
“I know I have asked a lot of you in a short time, but do you believe it is possible to clone more Predacons? The ones you were cloning before, like Predaking.” I asked him, hoping he would say yes or at least possibly.
“Depends.” Shockwave said,
I sigh and rub the back of my head. “Damn, well hopefully there is a way. I told Predaking we would try. But on the chance that we can't, there is the excuse that we don't have the genetic material to make clones.” I said then an idea pops into my head but I keep it to myself.
“I see. I was curious as to why you would ask about making Predacon clones, I see that you wish to make them to either bring up their numbers for Predaking, or use them for something.” Shockwave said, walking over to a table and grabbed what looked like a large fossilized claw and showed me it. “Unfortunately, I only have this single Predacon fossil. I would need more of them as well as a much larger area.”
“Hmm well one is better than nothing. Still we should keep an eye out, because I was displaced to this world as Megatron, there is a chance that there might be some fossils somewhere on this planet. So will have to find a way to track them and speaking of tracking, there is an Autobot ship somewhere on this planet, at least I'm guessing there is, called the Ark on board there are going to be a lot of Autobots and Decepticons, all unconscious. So we’ll also need to track that down and secure it before they wake up and start their war again.” I said once I came into the lab and the door closed.
“A logical decision.” Shockwave said, nodding in agreement. “The Ark may have unknown Cybertronians on board, Cybertronians who may be stronger than most of our forces.”
“Yes, but there is something that is bothering me. The Maximal leader Optimus Primal is missing, and so far we haven't seen any of our Autobots except for Cliffjumper.” I frown and cross my arms. “Something just doesn’t feel right, and I know a gut feeling isn’t logical but sometimes a gut feeling can give you warning before logic says you should be worried.”
“I understand.” Shockwave said, “What do you suggest we do?”
“All we can do for now. We need to search for the Ark and our Autobots as well as the fossils. Another thing we should do is start looking for energon deposits on this world.” I said before rubbing my face. “Another side project that I would appreciate your help on, is coming up with a speech of some kind to explain to everyone that I am not the original Megatron but I still intend to lead the Decepticons and restore Cybertron but the war as far as I'm concerned is over.”
“Hmm, I’ll see what I can do.” Shockwave said, “But I am not one for speeches.”
I nod and say. “That is most likely true but you are logical and that's what I'm hoping to use to convince them to follow me, logic. Everything I know about every version of Megatron, they are obsessed with power and revenge, continuing the war between the Autobots and Decepticons until everything around them is destroyed.”
Shockwave nods in understanding, “I understand, but such a speech will most likely cause unwanted events to appear.” I knew he was talking about how Starscream might try to use my speech to take control of the Decepticons.
I nod and frown. “Yes, which is why I am going to wait till I learn how to use this body to its fullest before I tell them.”
“That is a logical decision.” Shcokwave said, “It would also be logical to seek Soundwave for aid for that. He has known Megatron since the two were gladiators.”
“I will put that on my list of things to do.” I start walking to the door. “Is there anything I can do for you before I go find Soundblaster?”
Shockwave simply shook his head before he walked to a monitor, placing the claw on the table as he did. I open the door but then stop. “Oh, if we can find Ratchet could you two make more synthetic energon?”
“Creating Synthetic Energon would be illogical.” Shockwave said, turning to look at me. “I have spoken with Knockout regarding the Synthetic Energon, he revealed it to have negative side effects.”
“Hmm right, I had forgotten that. But I do remember you and Ratchet worked together on something.” I said and tried to remember what it was.
“Cyber Matter, the project you are thinking of is Cyber Matter.” Shockwave said, “You wish for us to recreate the Cyber Matter in hopes of restoring Cybertron?”
I snap my fingers. “Yes that's it! And yes that is one of the few ways I can think of off the top of my head that will work. The other options are impossible unless either the Transformers Animated or Transformers live action universes collide with ours and the All Sparks from their universe appear in our universe.”
“The Allspark? That is nothing more than a myth.” Shockwave said. “There has been no evidence of its existence, and it would be illogical to find an object that does not exist.”
“It may not have a physical form in your old reality but in the animated and live action universes of the Transformers multiverse it does have a physical form. In Transformers animated it was in the form of a crystal sphere that got shattered, a single shard was enough to bring any machine to life and if it were to be put in a Cybertronian, they'd be unkillable. While in the live action movie the All Spark was in the form of a massive cube that again can bring any technology to life, unfortunately that All Spark was reduced to only a few shards as the cube was used to kill that universe's Megatron and its first movie.” I explained to him.
“The All Spark even appeared in the beast era although it did not have a physical form in that series it was only seen in visions and it had the appearance of a swarm of sparks together.” I added.
Shockwave merely stared at me for a few seconds. “If the Allspark does exist, where is it in our universe?” he asked me.
I shrug and say. “As far as I know it could be somewhere in space. In the show Alpha Trion forged the container for the energy of the All Spark in order for Optimus Prime to launch it into space to keep it out of Megatron's Hands. It was sent to the system of Theta Scorpii. So unless we get lucky and it shows up near this planet somehow or the Autobots and Decepticons from either the Transformers Animated or the live action movie start appearing we won't be able to find any All Spark.”
“Interesting.” Shockwave said.
I nod and smirk a bit. “Maybe one day we can find it. But I would rather bet on a sure thing.” I step out of his lab. “I will leave you to your work, but if you need me just give me a call.”
“Understood.” Shockwave said just as the door closed behind me.
I cross my arms and hum in thought. ‘Ok, that covers that. Now all that is left is Soundblaster, and figuring out what to do with the Predacons if Predaking doesn’t want them.’ I look around before sighing and start heading for Knockout’s lab.
After a bit of walking I get to Knockout's lab and open the door seeing him actually working instead of buffing himself. Next to him Soundblaster was working on one of the consoles, looking through what seemed to be schematics and mathematics I couldn’t understand.
“Soundblaster, how is your project coming along?” I ask him while staying in the doorway.
“Very well. So far I’ve cracked beast transformations.” He told me then hit a button and showed a few diagrams of all the predacons and their beast modes.
“I see, well I made my offer to Predaking, it's up to him to accept it or not.” I said while looking over the diagrams.
“And if you need fossils I left a few in the room you kept the relics in.” He told me. “I’m also going to be leaving you with a copy of myself, only he’ll be more like Soundwave personality-wise, and he won’t have any of my magic or anything I have, he only has the aircraft mode, the mobile assault van mode and the radio mode, so he won’t be OP like me.” He said, then pointed over to a table with a copy of himself on it.
I frown a bit. “I see, I will try to take care of it.” I said not very comfortable with a clone of him on board.
“He’s going to help you, and he’ll follow your orders, plus he’ll be in sync with Soundwave, in other words he’s just like the Soundwave from Robots in disguise, he’s just colored black instead of blue.” He told me.
Then he went over to a large machine that wasn’t there the last time I was here. It looked a lot like one of the repair tanks from the Predacon’s ship. “Knockout, Breakdown, and I have been working on this thing for a few minutes and we believe it’s ready.” He said.
“Will it work for anybot or is it mainly just for our accident prone comrade?” I ask, referring to Waspinator.
“It should work, but right now it’s set up to reformatting bots into allowing a beast mode. Which is why I built that.” He said, then pointed up and behind me.
‘Again with the reformatting shit, I don’t care what he does to himself but I don’t want to risk my cons getting too strong for me to handle.’ I think to myself before turning to see what he made.
I looked at a large robotic dragon half organic and the other robotic, it was covered in skin but a few places had skin missing, revealing the machine underneath. “Alright so, I am guessing that will be your beast mode?” I said, staring at it.
“It will self-destruct and disintegrate after I finish scanning it.” He told me.
He got into the tank and a probe came out of the side of it and it began scanning the robot dragon. Then Soundblaster got lowered deeper into the metallic fluid inside. The dragon disintegrated and the tank closed its top.
I cross my arms and watch for a minute before looking at Knockout. “You sure you three made it right?” I ask him.
“Pretty sure.” Said Breakdown.
“Well if he dies just know it was because one of you screwed up.” I said then looked back at the tank.
The tank began shaking erratically. Then a cyber-dragon jumped out then ran out the lab’s door, roaring and snarling.
I sigh and rub my eyes. “Call Soundwave, tell him to alert everyone that there is a new beast transformer on the ship, leave Predaking alone but capture this new one. Do not harm it.” I told Knockout before chasing after Soundblaster.
I ran through the halls of my ship seeing vehicons knocked down along the way as I chased Soundblaster. ‘Damn it why did he have to lose control? Wait… why am I chasing him? I could just send him back now.’ I thought as I ran.
Just as I turned a corner, I came face to face with Soundblaster. He didn’t give me a chance to respond before he bit onto my shoulder and began shaking me around like a ragdoll. I growl and feel rage fill me before I punch his head a few times then grab his jaw and force it open.
He lets go and I end up getting flung into a wall. I grunt as I pull myself out of a dent in the wall. “Damn it. How the hell am I supposed to calm him down?”
Then I saw Breakdown running towards me. “Lord Megatron, Soundblaster told me to give this to you if he lost control.” He said, handing me an energon patch. “He said to place it onto him if anything happened.” He said.
I nod and take it from his hand. “You should have said something as soon as he ran out of the lab.” I then run at Soundblaster and do a sliding kick to knock him off balance and slap the energon patch on one of his legs as I pass him.
Soundblaster gave out a final roar then seemed to calm down and regain his senses. He shook his head then looked at me. I cross my arms and frown at him. “Are you done destroying my ship and attacking my crew?”
He transformed back to his robot mode and fell to one knee then shook his head and stood up. “Ugh, I feel like I got hit by a freight train and bullet train hybrid.” He said.
“Part of that is my fault, I punched you in the head a few times while you had my shoulder in your mouth.” I told him.
“Nah, that’s not it.” He said.
“So I think that covers everything we agreed on, doesn't it? Let’s get you outside so you can space bridge your way home.” I said then darted my eyes towards Breakdown.
Breakdown looks between us before saying. “I should get back to Knockout.” Then he leaves us alone.
“Well now that we are alone I can send you home now.” I said to Soundblaster.
He put out his hand. I took his hand and shook it. “Our contract is complete. See you around Soundblaster.”
“Call me Rob, don’t be a stranger, call me if you want my help.” He said. He opened a portal and was about to leave, but froze in place. “Oh, before I forget, do me a favor and take care of chancellor Neighsay and Cozy Glow. Those two will be trouble.” He warned.
“I already planned on it.” I told him and waved as he walked through his portal.
—Soundblaster POV—
“Ah, it’s good to be home again!” I said then transformed to my human form. I looked around the house and found everyone watching TV on the couch, no one even acknowledged that I was there. ‘They probably didn’t even notice I left.’
“Well fuck you too!” I said then went to the front door and opened it and got the morning paper. After picking it up and looking through a few articles, I had an odd feeling and slowly brought the paper down. When I brought it down I noticed something was amiss. I looked from one house to another and noticed something was off. Then I realized what was wrong…… literally no one was around.
“Where is everyone?” I asked myself.
Entry nine: Adventure Is Out There!
Author's Note
New chapter enjoy!
Entry nine: Adventure Is Out There!
I walked down to the road and transformed to vehicle mode and began driving around Griffin Rock. ‘Not a single soul to be seen! Where is everyone?!’
Eventually I decided to continue my search.
—Griffin Rock Firehouse—
“Where do you think they went?” Asked Boulder.
“*Ghasp * maybe they were abducted by aliens!” Exclaimed Blades.
“I highly doubt they were abducted.” Said Heatwave with a roll of his eyes.
“Perhaps they simply went out for pizza.” Suggested Chase.
Then a mobile assault van came into the driveway. Then it transformed and began walking towards them.
“I have been searching the entire island, there are no humans anywhere here.” Said the strange bot.
“Who are you?” Asked Heatwave.
“Wait a minute….. it’s you! You’re the bot that helped us with the cell tower!” Exclaimed Boulder.
“That is correct, my name is Soundblaster, and I’ve come here to assist you in any way I am able.” He told them.
“We’d really appreciate your help.” Said Boulder.
“I shall do what I can, I will continue searching the island for humans.” He said as he transformed and drove off.
“I’m not sure if I trust him just yet.” Said Heatwave as Soundblaster drove off.
—Rob’s house—
After my meeting with the rescue bots I decided to head back home. I transformed into human form and walked into the house. Once I was inside I went and sat on the couch. Then I heard a car horn coming from outside.
I got up and went outside to see what the noise was about. When I looked at the road, I saw a Limousine and when the door opened Johnathan came out.
“Hey Rob, good to see you.” He said with a smile on his face, as he closed the door.
“Johnathan! Good to see you too! How do you like my new look?” I said as I came up to him and gave him a Bro-hug.
“Yeah, didnt think youd change so much in such a short time.” He said as he returned the hug.
“I got reformatted. I went from prime, to Robots in disguise. So how have you been?” I asked.
"Good good, me and Hannah have been raising our daughter so you can guess we've been busy." He told me.
“Great! I’ve been having a few adventures with a few displaced.” I told him.
"Well wanna go on another one just like our vacation?" Jonathan asked.
“Sure let’s just get inside…. Hey, do you know where everyone went?” I asked.
“Thanos.” He said.
“Ah yeah.” I said in understanding as we went inside the house.
"So where you wanna go?" He asked.
“Hmm.” I mumbled. Just then my girls changed the channel to a generic medieval fantasy anime show. “Something like that could work.” I said pointing to the tv.
"Alright." He said before snapping his fingers opening a portal.
Then Rufus came into the living room with a sad look on his face. “Hold on Jonathan, what's wrong Rufus?” I asked him as the portal closed.
“I believe Heather, your wolf, Maia, your shark, and Nightshade, your anubian jackal, have died.” He told me.
“What?!” I exclaimed. “How?!” I asked.
“Well, Heather was being chased by Maia, and Nightshade was following close behind them and trying to get them to stop, unfortunately they ran into an unfinished teleportation portal and were vaporized.” He told me.
“Shit. Rufus, you and Ultron work on getting better security for the door to the lab. I don’t want this happening again.” I told him.
“On it sir.” He said then left.
“What are we gonna do?” Jonathan asked worriedly.
“Nothing, I’m just going to have to get another wolf, shark, and Jackal. I’m not going to get upset over something I can’t control.” I told him. “Let’s just go, maybe I might be able to find something to lift my spirits.” I told Johnathan. He shook his head before opening another portal and walked through, with me following close behind….. only to end up falling out of a tree and landing on a large rock, which was now jabbing me in my lower back.
“Sorry about that, I just wanted to get a little dirt on you.” Jonathan said.
“Jackass.” I groaned as I slid off the rock then landed on my stomach. If I still had to breathe, it would have knocked all the air out of me.
“Hey, most medieval worlds aren't really known for their cleanliness.” Jonathan told me.
I got up and noticed that I was wearing armor that resembled my robot mode.
“Huh… interesting.” I said to myself.
“Now where should we head?” He asked.
I looked around then stopped when I saw a dirt road. “You decide, left or right?” I asked, pointing my thumbs in each direction.
Jonathan looked around, before spotting a stick by his feet. He looked at the two paths before shrugging, then picked up the stick before sitting it up, then let go, letting it fall. After hitting the ground I saw it pointed to the left path. “Left, we go then.” He said.
I held my arm out to Johnathan. “Well then… Shall we follow the yellow brick road?” I asked.
“Sure thing, Tin man.” Jonathan said with a smirk.
“Clever wordplay!” I said as we locked arms and began skipping down the dirt road.
“So how long do you think it will take to find a town?” Jonathan asked me.
“No idea.” I said as we continued skipping.
“Well I'm not skipping the whole way.” He said.
“Yeah we should probably stop before someone sees us. Although that wouldn’t be a problem for me.” I said as I winked at him and made a clicking sound.
“Lets just go a little faster, so what do you feel like riding, raptors, or horses?” He asked.
“Let’s just walk.” I said as we stopped skipping and unlocked our arms then proceeded to walk.
“And just to let you know I made sure we speak their language and all that and precured some funds.” He said.
“Great, so… when we get there, wanna start a bar fight?” I asked.
“Nah, I think I'll just find something to keep me entertained.” He told me.
“Ok…. Hey… woah look at that island over there.” I said as we made it to a hill overlooking a coastline and an island far off in the distance.
“What the hell is that?” He asked.
“Huh… it looks like the Abyss, from the anime, MADE IN ABYSS. Weird.” I said, crossing my arms.
“Never seen that anime.” Jonathan told me.
“Oh, you should. Although I’ll have to warn you, it gets a little dark as it goes along.” I told him. Then I looked at the coast and noticed a seaside village. “Come on, let’s go find an inn or something.” I said as I began walking.
“Alright, so what do you think is in this world? I only took a quick glance at what was here when we arrived.” Jonathan said.
“Hmm, well I’m sensing a few things in this world, but I’m not getting much of a reading on anything specific, it’s just a bunch of garbled up signatures and etcetera, etcetera.” I said.
“Hmm perhaps this world was affected by me joining two universes.” Jonathan theroized.
“Nah this world was joined almost a millennia ago.” I said.
“How do you know?” He asked.
“I don’t, I just feel like it’s been a while since this world was created through unity of multiple worlds.” I said to him.
“Hmm well whoever did it must be powerful, it took almost everything I had just to combine two universes.” Said Jonathan as he looked around.
“I’m afraid this was a bit more natural than what you did, this world was created from worlds literally colliding, the fact that this planet bears life at all is astounding.” I said then looked up at the sky.
“Like pieces of a puzzle, hmm interesting I've only seen universes collide on a few occasions, and their energies ripped each other apart like starved predators, this must be a 1 in a trillion chance.” Jonathan said.
“What about Ratchet and Clank?” I asked him. “Remember? The deplanetizer making a new patchwork planet?” I reminded him.
“Well that was on a drastically smaller scale compared to this.” Jonathan said.
“True, now let’s go see what we can find here.” I said as we arrived at the coastal town, it was a large town that was surrounded by a wall, and split into two sections separated by a river, with the large majority of the town on one side, and a much smaller section on the other side, and from the north side of the city, we saw several carriages with cages on them behind pulled into the city by horses.
“Hmm, I wonder what that’s all about?” I said as we started walking into the town.
“Possibly slavery, countless medieval worlds rely on that horrid practice.” Jonathan said with disgust.
“Says the guy who owns two girls after changing them into your servants.” I said to him.
“You were the one that killed them, I merely made use of what was left of them.” He said.
“I killed them because you were about to, and I didn’t want you to have that burden. Let’s change the subject, you go find us some lodging for the night, I’m going to explore.” I said.
“Alright.” He said.
After that we parted ways and I began walking around. I visited a few shops and continued to walk around and see the sights. I took off my mouthplate and put it away and slid my red visor up. “Hmm, I wonder what I should do now?” I asked myself as I was stopped in front of an armory shop by the shopkeeper, who got right in my face.
“Hello! Could I interest you in some lovely jewelry for your significant other or maybe perhaps a sister or even your own mother?” the shopkeeper said while staying way too close.
“No thank you.” I said backing away.
“Oh? Well perhaps you will appreciate a fine new sword or maybe fancy armor for your study?” He continued to harass me.
“I don’t need anything.” I said as I continued to back up. Unfortunately because I couldn’t see behind myself, and I couldn’t see the man passing by behind me before I bumped into him.
“What do you think you are doing?!” a voice demanded.
I turned around and saw someone in armor getting up from the ground. “I’m sorry sir, this shopkeeper doesn’t understand what “No” means.” I said to him.
“I don't care about that. That is between you and him. What I care about is you; a commoner; slamming into me.” he retorted angrily
“I already apologized.” I said to him.
“Saying ‘sorry’ doesn't change the fact that you insulted me. What do you plan to do about dishonoring me?” He said.
“I’m just going to walk away.” I said trying to walk away before the noble stepped in front of me.
“Don't you dare walk away from me, commoner!” Shouted the man.
“I suggest you get out of my way before you regret it.” I told him.
“You make me regret something, as if.” He said.
This started to piss me off so I put my mouthplate back on and put down my visor. “Get out of my way.” I told him in my Soundblaster voice as my eyes began to glow red, causing my visor to glow as well.
It looked like he started to sweat but he wasn't backing down. I brought up my arm and clenched my fist. Then to both of our surprise a sword came out from my forearm. I didn’t back down and just stood there menacingly.
“You dare to draw a blade against a noble!” He shouted.
“I’d draw a blade in front of god himself if he annoyed me as much as you.” I said to him.
“You arrogant commoner.” He said.
“False, you are the one who’s arrogant, otherwise you wouldn’t intentionally pick a fight with me.” I said to him, then pushed him aside as I put away my blade and walked away.
Then I heard the unsheathing of a blade, and rapid footsteps. I turned around just in time to grab the noble’s sword. When he saw I caught the blade with my hand he was shocked.
I squeezed my grip on the sword and broke the blade. “Try something like that again and I shall turn you into a human pretzel.” I said to him.
"How dare you threaten me, you should just lay down and die." He said as he glared.
“Then by all means, run me through.” I said, putting his sword on my chest and holding my arms out.
He looked around at the crowd that had gathered around us, and how the people looked judgingly at him, before pulling his sword away.
I put my arms down and lifted my visor and removed my mouthplate. “Next time, don’t start something you can’t finish.” I said to him then punched him in the face, breaking his nose and a few of his teeth, and sending him flying into a wall 20 feet away.
When the crowd saw him hit the wall, I used it as a distraction and left. Eventually I made my way to the town square, where I saw a few of the slave carriages gathered around.
“The auction will begin in half an hour.” Someone yelled.
‘Hmm, since I'm here I might as well see what they got.’ I made my way to where they were doing the auction and took a seat.
After the half hour had passed the auctioneer brought out a three foot tall thicc and busty green Kobold with three three fingers and a thumb on each hand and three toes on each foot .
‘Oooh, I’m gonna want that.’ I thought to myself.
“Shall we start the bid at 50 gold coins?” Said the auctioneer.
‘I’m really wishing I had money right now.’ I thought to myself.
Several people made bids, making the highest bid now 200 gold coins.
Eventually the bidding ended and a man went up and collected the kobold along with a paper as proof of ownership.
I watched him and the kobold walk past me and I got a smirk on my face. I put on my mouthplate and visor and followed close behind him. After a few blocks, I pulled him and the kobold into an alley. When I did a bit of muffled screaming and grunting could be heard along with a few other sounds that couldn’t be described with words alone.
—Johnathan POV—
I had gotten 2 separate rooms for me and Rob. I knew he would likely wish to get to know whatever girls he picked up. But now I was left with nothing to do, I did not want to go to the slave auction because I despised the practice, and there was no place of interest in the city, not to mention the people were not worth getting to know, since we would not be staying long. So I just went to the first floor, and used some of my suspiciously acquired funds to purchase some mead. How I got it was actually very simple, under the town was a small crime syndicate, and I simply helped myself to what gold was in their coffers.
They won't really be missing it. They have a vault which I left untouched for the time being, but upon my leave I had plans for it, quite an amusing plan, which I think Rob would approve of.
I continued to eat and drink for what felt like hours, until I started feeling a little tipsy. It was something I could easily get rid of with magic, but I decided just to go up to my room, and sit on my bed for a while.
That was until Rob kicked my door open and began intentionally playing horribly on a lute and screaming like a madman and scaring the shit out of me in the process. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ”
“Rob what the hell?” I asked.
“I just wanted to show you my new Lute….. and this kobold.” He told me, then brought in a kobold on a leash.
“Wait a second did you steal her?” I asked.
“Steal is such a strong word…. I mugged the guy who bought her and took everything he had on him, including this paper that now has my name on it, the same paper that says this kobold belongs to whomever’s name is on it.” He said, holding up a paper. “I also shaved all the hair off his body and left him in a street. He’s butt naked and hairless, battered and bruised, and thanks to me, has no idea who he is or what happened.” He said with a chuckle.
“Serves him right.” I said with a grin.
“I was assuming you’d say something to me involving slavery and owning another sentient being is wrong.” He said.
“Oh it is but I dont think youll have her like that for long.” I said.
“Oh I was actually going to keep her this way, not necessarily as a slave, but she calls me master and I think it’s adorable.” He said, which made me a little frustrated.
“Well I know you wont abuse her, that is one of the more important things.” I told him.
“I think we should do a POV switch now.” He said
—Rob POV—
“Ahh that feels so much better…. Anyway I’m going to get some dinner in my room now. Later.” I said to him as I closed the door. I pulled along my new kobold and brought her into my room.
I took off my armor and put it all in the corner. Shortly after I did, the innkeeper brought in mine and my kobold’s dinner.
— Lemon imminent—
The innkeeper left and I unclipped the kobold’s leash then sat down at the table.
“What now master?” The kobold asked innocently.
“Now is dinnertime, come get something to eat. But keep in mind, just cuz I’m nice doesn’t mean you won’t get whipped if you misbehave. It’s how my parents disciplined me, and I’m going to do the same with you.” I said then noticed her freezing up. “I’m joking, I’m not going to whip you, my parents didn’t either.” She began to relax at that.
“So why did you take me?” She asked as she sat down at the table.
“Because I didn’t wanna see those thighs shrink from malnourishment.” I said to her.
She blushed and looked away.
“Go on, start eating.” I said then took a bite of a chicken leg, she started gorging herself, hardly taking any time to breathe.
I couldn’t help but chuckle at her antics. Then after a few seconds she finished her food then began looking at me with puppy dog eyes.
“Thank you.” She said.
“Your welcome, if you want more I’m more than happy to-” I began, but she got out of her seat and zoomed over and plopped her fat ass on my lap and began eating the food on my plate. “-share.” I finished after she began eating.
“It was delicious.” She said, as she moved causing her to rub up against my crotch and the bulge that was beginning to grow.
“Glad you liked it.” I said.
“Umm Master are you?” She asked.
“Hmm?” I asked.
“Hard.” She said
“Hard? What do you mean…. Oh.”I said then noticed what she meant by hard.
“Ummm.” She muttered.
“Sorry.” I said to her.
“It's alright.” She said, while twiddling her thumbs, but this made her gently grind against me.
“What are you doing?” I asked her.
“What do you mean?” She asked, her face was almost as red as a tomato.
Her grinding continued as my hard on was starting to get painful. “How about you properly thank me for taking care of you?” I said.
“What?” She asked, her blush getting even deeper, but I could tell in between her legs she was wet.
I picked her up by the waist and put her on the ground. I turned my chair so it was facing her then I undid my pants and pulled out my dick.
“Uhhhh.” She was speechless.
“Go on, start sucking.” I said.
She slowly started taking it into her mouth, and slowly bobbed her head while also making sure to wrap her long reptilian tongue around it.
I began caressing her face as she continued to suck me off. After a bit she started to get more aggressive, taking more and more, while picking up speed. She even started taking more into her mouth and down her throat, and I could hear her soft moans, as she moved one of her hands down to start fingering her wettening pussy.
“Ok, that’s good enough, let’s see what you can do with those breasts of yours.” I said to her, she withdrew my cock from her mouth before wrapping her massive soft melons around them, she moved them up and down, before sucking and licking the tip of my dick.
“Hmm, let’s see what you can do with your ass.” I told her.
She got up before getting on my lap again to grind her ass against my cock, but then she lifted her ass before taking my entire cock deep into her tight pussy.
“Holy shit!” I said as she slammed her fat ass down. “Damn you’re tight!”
“Thank you master.” She moaned out as she rode my cock like a trained slut, and her fat jiggly ass slamming against my groin made me want to spank it, but I reached over to her front, and grabbed her massive breasts, they were like putty in my hands, as my hands almost sunk in. She moaned loudly as I played with them.
After a bit I decided to take control, I pushed her onto the table as I started ramming into her. “OOOOOOHHHHH MASTER!” She moaned.
As I rammed her, hilting in her pussy with every thrust she got so tight, which made it hard to hold back, I wanted to fuck her into esctasy and then some.
“Damn, I haven’t had a fuck this good in a while!” I said to her as I groped her breasts.
“MAstEr, I'm gonna cum.” She said.
“Me too.” I said to her. “Try to hold on just a little bit longer.” She looked like she could cum at any moment as her nails dug into the wood of the table, and she only continued to get tighter, and hotter.
“That’s it, keep holding on just like that.” I said as I squeezed her doughy mounds.
She screamed as her pussy got so tight it was like a vice, just as I came flooding her womb with my seed, and she drained my balls, as I just kept filling her womb more and more.
I pulled out and sat on the chair. “Come here and clean me up. We’ve just started.” I told her. She got off the table, and gleefully, licked my dick clean. “Good girl. Now bend over. It’s time to try your back door.”
She got on her hands and knees, as she presented her ass to me. My cum dripped from her pussy onto the floor. I walked over to her and got on my knees, as I spread her ass cheeks, then thrusted into her ass making sure she took the whole thing.
“Damn girl, it’s like you were made for fucking.” I said as I began to build a steady rhythm.
“Thank you master.” She moaned as her tail wrapped me, pulling me towards her making sure I was hilting with every thrust. I grabbed her big soft ass, before spanking it.
“Look at that ass jiggle!” I said.
“And it's all yours, master.” She moaned as I started going faster, making sure to grope her breasts roughly.
Then the door opened and Jonathan came in. “Hey, I was just wondering how much longer you want to stay here?” He asked, not really giving much attention to the kobold I was fucking.
“GET OUT!” I yelled and tossed a knife at his head, only for it to land next to his face. “CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY!?”
“Fine fine.” he said before he left, leaving me in peace.
“Now… where were we?” I asked.
“You were ravaging my ass master.” She said a little out of breath.
“Oh right.” I said before I got back to it.
I lifted her up and pinned her against a wall as I started going even harder, I could hear the sound of the wall creaking and cracking, being mixed in with her moans and lust filled screams. The kobold’s mind had turned too much by now as any attempt to form words turned into nonsense, and all that could be made out was her begging for more.
“I’m gonna cum!” I said.
She didn't say anything as she continued to moan and mumble. I hilted her ass and came inside, after finishing, I brought her to the bathroom before filling the tub with warm water, then she said.
“Master, that was amazing.” She said with delight.
“Glad you enjoyed it.” I said as I took off my clothes and got in the tub.
“But I think I still have a little room, want to have some more fun?” She asked.
“I’m not in the mood right now, why don’t you join me in the tub, you’re filthy.” I told her.
“Alright.” She said, as she got undressed, and got into the tub and sat across from me. “This is the first bath I've had in months.” She said as she relaxed.
“Come here, let me clean you up.” I said as I grabbed a bar of soap.
She turned her back to me as she got into my lap to let me scrub her back. I continued to scrub her back then moved on to her arms.
“Be a little gentle, I'm still sensitive.” She told me.
I ignored her and began scrubbing her breasts then continued down to her stomach. She took deep breaths, as she blushed heavily. I then moved on to scrubbing her thighs and her tail. Her whole body was trembling at my touch, and she struggled to keep herself calm. I then lifted her up and put her across from me and began scrubbing her feet.
As I started to scrub her feet, The kobold started to giggle and laughed, as my scrubbing tickled her feet. “Hold still, I’m trying to get all the dirt off!” I said to her.
“Sorry it tickles.” She said, struggling not to laugh.
“Ok now turn around and bend over so I can clean down there, don’t want you to get ringworm.” I said.
She flipped over and got on her hands and knees. I got the soap and began scrubbing her nethers. “Aaaaand done. How’s that?” I said.
“It feels good, do you want me to scrub you now.” She told me.
“Sure!” I said.
I turned around, and after we got washed up we got dressed, and went to bed.
Entry eleven: Into The Abyss…. And Back
After we got back to the village, everyone froze and watched us pass through, some were muttering to each other as we passed by, others did spit-takes or dumped their drinks.
Jonathan huffed at the sight. “Seems we won't be getting the hero’s welcome.” He said.
“Who wants to be a hero?” I said. “Look at them all, some of them think something’s wrong with their booze, others think they’ve had too much, and some don’t even believe what they’re seeing! It’s hilarious!” I chuckled.
After a few minutes we made it to the town square and we were about to head to the guild… but the noble from before showed up. “Oh not this guy again.” I groaned as I saw him coming this way with a bunch of guards decked up in armor.
“Don't worry, I have a plan.” Jonathan whispered.
“Don’t bother, I can handle him myself.” I told him as the noble froze when he saw something behind me. I followed his gaze and noticed he was afraid of Tiamat, whom I had on a leash. After a few minutes he got up the nerve to approach me.
“Now what do you want?” I asked the noble.
“There you are you bastard, you're under arrest.” He said.
“Under what charge?!” I yelled at him.
“2 charges of assault on nobles and theft.” He said.
I looked over to the guards and saw a few of them were rolling their eyes. ‘Ok this guy is full of shit, these guys don’t even seem to care what I did to him ’
“Ok, you are full of shit. And I’m leaving before Tiamat here tries to eat you.” I said then gave a gentle tug on the leash as we all headed to the guild hall. I could hear the noble complaining and whining to his guards as we left.
“Aaaww and I had a whole thing thought in my head too, too bad, maybe another time.” Jonathan mumbled.
“We’ll see him again, he’s like a cockroach, he’ll probably come to the guild hall and throw a fit.” I said as we went inside.
As soon as they saw me with Tiamat on a leash the whole room went silent. You could even hear the drop of a needle with how quiet it was. All those who had tankards in their hands froze not moving an inch, and others just stared in disbelief.
I walked over to the counter and pulled out the poster and gave it to the receptionist. “Quest completed, pay up.” I told her.
“Umm the reward is so large it might take a bit, so you wouldn't mind waiting?” She asked shakily as she looked at Tiamat.
“Fine. I can wait.” I said then went over to the bar and took a seat and ordered a mug of mead.
BUt after a while someone finally asked. “So how did you catch Tiamat?”
“Trade secret.” I said then drank from my mug.
“Ill get the reward once there done why don't you get your last girl.” Jonathan said.
“Well first I have to at least announce what my next adventure is going to be.” I told him.
“Ok.” He said, as he pulled out a cigarette, then lit it.
I took a joint from my chest compartment and lit it and took a big hit from it. I exhaled and took my empty mug and began banging it against my armor to get everyone’s attention. “Ok! Attention everyone!” I shouted, making everyone stop and look at me.
“For my next impossibly stupid mission that is also a death wish……. I plan to enter……THE ABYSS! ” I told them, shouting the last bit for emphasis. “Any questions?” I asked.
“You're nuts.” One of them said,
“Yes, I’m completely bonkers, anyone else wanna state the obvious?” I asked.
“Can't argue with that.” Said Jonathan.
“I’m going to head to Orth tomorrow. And I’ll spend a day there gathering supplies, and the next day I will enter the abyss.” I said taking a puff of my joint.
We then left the guild and returned to the inn so we could rest for the rest of the day. I was laying on my bed, my armor sitting in the corner of the room. On my left was my kobold and on my right was Tiamat. “Alright, let’s get to sleep now. It’s been a long day.” I began. “Besides, it’s going to be a long day tomorrow.” I told them.
“Ok.” They both said.
“I’m going to have you stay with Johnathan while I’m down there.” I said. “I can’t have either one of you getting hurt down there.” I told them.
“Alright, just come back safe.” Said the kobold.
“I promise. Now let’s get to sleep.” I said as I pulled the blankets on top of us.
—The Next Morning—
When I awoke, I was squished between two large reptiles, my kobold was a little too close and Tiamat was so close to me she was practically my conjoined twin. I managed to wiggle myself free so I could do my morning routine, before getting ready to head to Orth.
I grabbed my armor and put it on and double checked everything. ‘Everything seems to be in order! Time to go! ’ I left the room and made my way down the stairs and through the lobby. As soon as I was outside I looked towards the abyss off in the distance.
“Time to get moving.” I said as I began making my way to the docks to get on a boat.
Once I was at the docks I payed my fare and stepped in, however, before I could get my other foot in, the noble was coming towards me again. And this time he was wearing armor and he had a cape. “Ugh, this is going to be great.” I groaned under my breath.
“Sir, I swear if you keep following me, I’m going to kill you!” I yelled at him as he came closer.
“You're not getting away this time.” He said.
I rolled my eyes before saying, “Rumble Eject!”
Rumble activated his piledrivers and attacked the noble. He pulled out his sword, and went straight for Rumble’s left optic. However that never happened, since the noble took a piledriver to the head, blood, brain, and parts of his head splattering everywhere. After that rumble returned back into my chest.
I went over to the body and took his cape as a trophy and put it on. I looted his body and put what I found into my chest compartment. I got into the boat and told the boat’s driver to say nothing and I gave him some gold to keep him quiet.
He accepted the gold, and we got moving before a ruckus could be made over that bastard's death. It didn’t take long to arrive in Orth. I made my way to an inn and paid for two nights.
—The Next Day—
After a good night’s rest and a good breakfast I walked around the town of Orth to gather supplies, I decided to take a break and rest on a patch of grass. I could hear a few kids playing nearby. I wasn’t paying much attention and after A while I dozed off.
I woke up with a start when something heavy landed on me. I looked at what landed on me and saw it was Reg. “Sorry sir.” He told me.
I scanned his body and put his schematics to my HUD. Then after a few seconds I responded to him. “It’s alright kid, it was my own fault for laying outside on the ground.” I said as I got up.
After waving goodbye to him I made my way back to the inn and went to my room. Luckily I had the great idea to ask for a large room.
—Later that night—
I went outside during the night and went down into the first layer of the abyss.
After reaching a good spot, I transformed to robot mode and looked at my arms. Then I looked at a tree on the side of a cliff. ‘Time to put these new upgrades to good use!’ I lifted my arm and aimed at the tree. In less than a second, my arm shot off and I opened my hand and gripped the tree.
I looked at the cable keeping my arm together, and it looked to be pretty strong. I looked at the tree then began grappling towards it. Then I used my other arm and shot it at the side of the cliff and swung towards it as I let go of the tree and brought my forearm back. Before I reached the cliff where I was gripping however, the rock crumbled and I began falling as my arm came back to where it belonged. I fell for a while before jets in my back and in my legs roared to life and My fall began to slow before I stopped and began to hover.
‘Hmm, this is new. I wonder what else I can do?’ I landed on the ground and thought It might be a good time for music. Then instead of panels opening up on my shoulders, my wheels raised up a bit and began emitting sound. ‘Cooool!!!’
Then I thought about Rumble’s piledrivers, and my forearms turned into large piledrivers like his. “Soundblaster, activate piledrivers!” I said to myself. ‘These will definitely come in handy later!’ ‘I should probably get back and get some rest.’
I used my back and leg rockets to bring me back to Orth and I transformed back to human form. Unfortunately this was a bad idea and my armor was just normal armor. I fell into the road and landed like I fucked up a belly flop. I got up, dusted myself off and headed back to the inn.
—The Following Morning—
After finally getting ready to go, I made my way to the gondola and jumped onto the railing. A few people saw what I was doing and tried to get me to come down, instead I ignored their protests and I jumped.
I was in a controlled freefall. I continued to fall through the abyss until I reached the 2nd level. From there I continued on to the Great fault and took out a few flying creatures on my way down to the goblets of giants. It was then I slowed my fall and used a few of the goblets to break my fall.
I decided to rest on a cliff and enjoy the view. That was until Some kind of monster with quills showed up nearby.
Its hissed before it charged me. I transformed to robot mode and it froze in its tracks. I decided to use my dalek gun and aimed my left forearm at it, then my arm opened up and the Dalek gun came out. “EX-TER-MIN-ATE!” I exclaimed before I shot a beam at the monster and it fell down, dead. I shot it again to make sure then took its quills and stowed them away in my chest.
I transformed back to human form and proceeded to skin the beast with a blade. I took the meat and whatever else was there and began cooking it over a fire I had made. The meat was chewy and stringy, making it a little hard to eat, and it lacked flavor, but it was edible. After eating my fill I collected the bones and put them in a sack I had made from the hide.
After that I decided to rest for the night. I took off my helmet and used my cape as a blanket. Then in the middle of the night I was awakened by poking, I opened my eye to see a small pudgy strange female creature, she wore baggy pants, and her body was covered in fur which was brown except for her chest and belly which were white, on her head were rabbits ears, her fingers where short and stubby and her hair was short and white.
“Ummm, hi?” I said, unsure of what else to say.
“What are you?” She asked.
“Apparently hallucinating from eating that weird tasting meat.” I said.
“You're not hallucinating.” She told me.
“That’s what a hallucination would say!” I said pointing at her.
“Your dumb.” She said.
“Nope! I’m crazy. I came down here by a controlled freefall! No parachute either!” I said laughing a bit.
“Why are you here?” She asked me.
“I could ask you the same thing.” I said, she looked away and huffed.
“Oh come on. You wake me up to talk and now you don’t wanna talk?” I questioned.
“I was seeing if you were alive or not.” She said.
“Why didn’t you check my…. Oh wait, no pulse.” I said as I went to check my pulse, only to remember I didn’t have one.
“If you don't have a pulse how are you alive?” She asked
This got me to smile. “That’s complicated.” I told her.
“How complicated?” She asked.
“Complicated to the point it makes your head hurt.” I said.
“Really?” She asked with a hint of disbelief.
“Ok, you asked for it.” I told her.
—4 Hours Later—
After I had finished explaining my life’s story I looked over to her and saw her in a fetal position and shivering. “Wow.” Was all she could muster
“So what’s your story?” I asked.
She then told me how she was experimented on by the doctor Bondrewd in order to find ways to negate the curse of the abyss.
“That asshole! If I met him I’d beat the shit out of him!” I said as I cracked my knuckles.
“So why did you really come down here?” She asked.
“Not sure yet, I’m mostly trying to find out if there actually is some advanced technology down here. I want to unravel the mysteries of the abyss!” I said.
“Well I haven't haven't found anything like that around here.” she said.
“Well, I’m sure I’ll find something here. I’m Rob.” I told her as I offered my hand.
“I'm Nanachi.” She told me, shaking my hand.
“Nice to meet you.” I said.
“So where do you want to go now?” She asked
“Well, since you got me riled up, I’m going to go kick Bondrewd’s ass!” I said as I got up.
“Don't bother.” She told me.
“Why not?” I asked.
“I don't want to see him again.” She told me.
“How about we get somewhere less exposed?” I asked after a monster tried to attack but I saw it coming and shot it in the head with a shotgun, and it flopped to the ground.
“Agreed.” She said as she got up.
After a small trek, we made it to Nanachi’s house. I took off my armor and left it by the entrance. I had to hunch over since the place was so small.
“Make yourself at home.” She said.
I sat down and crossed my legs. “So… you live here alone?” I asked.
“No.” She told me.
“Really? Who do you live with?” I asked.
“My friend's name is Mitty.” She said.
“Is she like you?” I asked.
She looked down as tears swelled in her eyes. “What’s wrong?” I asked.
“After she was cursed by the Abyss she became a blob of flesh.” She said as tears fell to the floor.
“Hmmm…. Well if it’s her body that’s the problem, I might be able to reverse it if I knew how she looked before her….. curse? I don’t think it should be called a curse, maybe affliction… nah that sounds like something’s wrong with her… although that’s the best word that fits.” I explained.
“I think I have a picture.” She said as she started rummaging through her belongings
She came back to me with a drawing of her friend.her hair was reddish in color, long, and messy, sticking out at random angles. Some of it seemed to be tied up into a messy ponytail on the back of her head. She wore a tied top and skirt. She also appeared to be slightly more buxom than the children her age.
I looked at it closely and stroked my chin as I thought of ways to fix what’s been done. “Hmm, I’ll need to see how she looks now, it’ll tell me how much work I have to do.” I said.
“I'll take you to her.” She said before taking my hand and pulling me to another room, and once inside I saw the state she was in. She was covered in light pinkish fur. On the ends of what is left of her arms were long sharp claws. She has two catlike ears protruding at odd angles from her head. Her mouth splits upwards and is left hanging open at all times. Both her eyes bulged outwards.
“Yeesh! I’ve got my work cut out for me! Buuuut….. it won’t be impossible to fix... whatever all this is.” I said, gesturing to the lump of flesh that was mitty.
“Thank you thank you thank you.” She said while hugging me.
“Unfortunately…. I can’t fix her just yet. I don’t have the necessary tools or equipment. All that is back home…. in my lab. Other than that I should be able to fix her. And I think I might be able to fix you.” I said to her,
“Really?” She asked.
“But it has to be your choice, although I’m pretty sure you’d be better off the way you are now, you’re soo cute!” I said messing up her hair.
“Well I don't really mind how I look now.” She said.
“Although. I’m going to have to mature you a bit. And I can do that with…..” I began before rummaging through my things. “This!” I said as I took out the Time Infinity Stone.
“What's that?” She asked.
“Its an infinity stone. This particular one can manipulate time, I have six in all.” I said as I grabbed my right gauntlet and put the stone into it and put it on. I felt a small surge of energy when I did and it subsided after a few seconds. “Ok. Are you ready?” I asked.
“Yes.” She said nervously.
“But first, we need some food!” I said as I grabbed some meat from the beast I killed with the shotgun earlier, a bit of spices, and some grilling later, I made us some nice dinner.
I gave her most of the meat on her plate and made a plate for myself and a cup full of its blood. “Go ahead, try it.” I said as I took a sip of the blood and a bite of the meat.
“It's good.” She said.
“I’m glad, be sure to have as much as you want.” I said then began eating the food on my plate. She ate everything on her plate, and now she was ready.
“Ok, now that you have a full belly, it’s time to use the stone.” I said. I waved my hand over her and after a few seconds she began maturing. She grew larger breasts, and her hips and ass grew out nicely.
She looked over at herself, surprised. “So this is what I look like now?” She asked.
“Apparently. Although you should be a little sensitive in places.” I said.
“In which places?” She asked.
“Take a wild guess.” I deadpanned.
“Oh,'' she said.
“I’m going to get some rest, wake me if you need anything.” I said as I laid down and got comfortable and went to sleep.
—Later—
At daybreak I was woken by Nanachi, a heavy blush was on her face as she breathed heavily.
“Are you ok?” I asked, getting concerned.
“I don't know, I just woke up like this.” Shetold me.
I scanned her vitals and checked them on my HUD, and what I saw surprised me. “I’m not sure how, or why, but I’m seeing signs that say you’re in heat, it seems you’re going through estrus.” I said to her.
“Can you help me?” She asked me.
“Ummm, you realize that if you’re in heat, you need to have sex right? Or at least try to manage it yourself by…. Well…. masturbation.” I explained, getting a little uncomfortable.
“I know, I've read about it in several books.” She told me.
“I’m sensing a “but” coming.” I said.
“But I want you to help me.” She said.
“Mmm, alright I’ll help you. Then afterwards I’m going to take you and mitty with me to meet up with my friends. But before we meet with my friend, I’m going to go down the abyss and kill Bondrewd, then I’m going to steal his devices, and then we’re getting out of here.” I explained. I propped myself up against the wall and took off my clothes. “Ok I hope you know what to do, cuz I don’t wanna explain it.” I told her.
“I do but could you take the lead?” She asked.
“I’d rather you be on top, then you can do this at your own pace.” I told her, as I put her on my lap.
She slowly began grinding herself against me, but eventually lifted herself up and slowly slid down on my dick completely taking it in. “Naa!” She moaned. She started moving slowly, but it did not take her long to pick up speed.
“Mmnh, there we go.” I said as I put my hands on her ass and gave it a gentle squeeze.
Nanachi moaned loudly. “I never thought it would feel so good.” She moaned.
“Keep going.” I said as I began feeling her up. Her pussy was tight, and hot, and she only got faster as time went on.
“I feel something coming.” She said.
“You're about to orgasm, I’m getting close too.” I told her as I brought my hands to her breasts and let my fingers sink into her furry flesh and she continued for another minute or so before she take all of my dick, and she got extremely tight.
We climaxed at the same time and she fell asleep and instinctively wrapped her arms around me. By the time I had finished her stomach had a large bulge.
“So warm.” She said as she was in her own little world.
I wrapped my arms around her and brought the cape and wrapped it around us and went back to sleep.
—Later—
I woke up at about noon, before I got up and got dressed, and packed all of their stuff for them. I went outside and did a few stretches, just before Nanachi came outside.
“Good morning.” She said.
“Good afternoon!” I corrected as I continued stretching and limbering up.
“I saw you got everything packed up.” She said
“Yup, I’m going to bring the both of you back with me, but first, I’m going to take care of bondrewd.” I said as I finished stretching and went over to my armor. I put it all on and got ready. I grabbed their stuff and opened my chest compartment and stuffed it all in.
“What was that?!” She asked
“Not sure, I think it’s some pocket dimensional storage or something, anyway now that everything’s packed up, it’s time to go!” I told her as I picked her and Mitty up and began walking out of the tunnel. Once I had enough space, I transformed to robot mode and looked around. “Buzzsaw, Ravage, Ratbat, Ejeeeect!” I said, then the minicons I called sprung from my chest and transformed. “Scout ahead and perform reconnaissance, do not be spotted, COMMENCE OPERATION: OBSERVATION!” I ordered.
Then I opened my chest again and put Nanachi in the driver’s seat, and Mitty in the passenger seat. I closed up my chest after they were buckled up and began walking.
“So who are your friends?” Nanachi asked.
“They are my minicons, they help me with reconnaissance, fights, and a few other things.” I told her.
“Oh cool.” She said.
I activated my jets and began flying/hovering down into the abyss and I made it all the way to the fifth layer: The Sea Of Corpses.
And we’ve all arrived at the rotating city that acted as the entrance to the sixth layer. Nanachi looked at the entrance with dread. I opened my chest and brought my hand up to help her out. “I’m assuming this is the correct location?” I asked.
“Yes.” She said.
I shut off my jets and began walking towards the city. “Tell me about Bondrewd.” I asked.
“He values knowledge above all else, and he does not care what or who he has to use to get it.” She said.
“Hmm. That is interesting, in a way…. I am very much like him. However I don’t think like he does. Given from what you told me, it seems his morals seem to be nonexistent.” I said as I continued walking.
“Its true.” She said.
“Unfortunately, I also will do anything for knowledge, but I don’t plan on committing the atrocities he has done, not unless there were no other options, even then, I’d find a better way.” I said to her as I opened my chest and put her back in her seat.
“Either way it's time for Bondrewd to pay for what he's done.” Nanachi said as she braced herself..
“Agreed.” I said. Then Ravage, Ratbat, And Buzzsaw came back and reported their findings back to me. “Well done, Return.” I said then they went back where they belonged. “Bondrewd knows we’re coming, lets not keep him waiting.” I said as I continued walking.
“Good, I want to burn that laboratory to the ground.” Nanashi said angrily.
“Already taken care of, while my minicons were collecting intel, they had also strategically hidden explosives throughout the city, however I need to draw Bondrewd out first.” I told her.
“That might not be so easy.” She told me. “He will likely send his black bells out to deal with us first.” She said.
“Let’s try a missile strike, that should get him to come out.” I said. I proceeded to aim my shoulder mounted missile launchers and fired at a spot in the city. There was mass panic, but 5 men dressed in coats and covered with pieces of machinery came walking out calmly.
I activated my speakers, causing my wheels to come up and start playing music.
“Some kind of walking machine, interesting.” Said one of the men.
“I’m looking for Bondrewd. Show yourself!” I shouted.
“The sovereign of dawn is busy at the moment.” One of them said.
“BONDREWD WILL COME OUT NOW!!!” I yelled.
They all showed no reaction before one of them walked back inside, and not long after he finally came out, he was a tall man wearing a black long coat and a matching suit. He covered his face with a black helmet which had a gap in the middle where a violet light shines through. He looked up at me before he spoke.
“You asked for me?” He asked calmly.
“EXTERMINATE!!!!” I exclaimed as I shot him with my Dalek gun. “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” I cried as I continued shooting his men.
“Hmm there should be one more he wears white instead of the usual black the others wear.” Nanchi told me as she looked around.
I took out a detonator and pressed the button. The entire complex started to explode leaving nothing but a flaming ruin which lit up the entire layer of the abyss. After everything finished exploding. I scanned Bondrewd’s gauntlets and was gifted with a schematic of his gauntlets showing up on my HUD.
“It's over, it's finally over.” Nanachi said with a sigh of relief.
I looked around then called Johnathan. “Yes, what do you need?” He asked as he picked up.
“I’m going to need a portal out, I’m also wanting to know if I could have a sample of Raven’s DNA, either her hair or blood would be fine.” I said.
“Sure not a problem.” He said, then a portal twice the size of me appeared. Nanachi was surprised by the sudden appearance of the magical portal that showed up out of nowhere.
I walked through and met up with Johnathan. He looked at me for a moment and asked. “New friends of yours?” He asked.
I opened my chest and brought out Nanachi and Mitty, then transformed into my human form. “Yeah, this is Nanachi and Mitty, do you have what I asked for?” I said to him. He took out a glass vile with a cork, inside it were a few pieces of hair.
“Right here.” He said.
I took it and a sample of Gardevoir DNA and put it into a special pokeball I made. After a few seconds I tossed up the pokeball and out came a pokemon.
“Nice.” I said to myself.
“Interesting to say the least.” Jonathan said as he looked her over.
“Come on, let’s all get home.” I said.
“Yes give me a moment to gather everyone.” Jonathan sai before he teleported my kobold, Tiamat, and his tiger here, before he opened a portal back to our universe.
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Entry twelve: Giant Monsters, Robots, And The End Of The World
Author's Note
And that’s the final chapter! Hope you enjoy it! Be ready for the sequel!
Entry twelve: Giant Monsters, Robots, And The End Of The World
After we got back, I took a seat on the couch and turned on the tv. After a few minutes of flipping channels, we stopped on some generic drama show, only for it to be railroaded by breaking news. “Ugh, what now?” I groaned.
“Breaking news, a giant spider monster has begun an attack on Paris, the justice league has yet to arrive at the scene..” The reporter said but I didn't need to hear anymore of what he had to say.
“That was Kumonga, one of the dna clones I was working on!” I exclaimed. “Kumonga is a colossal spider, a spider that might respond to me.” I said.
“Dont you need the Orca as well?” Jonathan asked.
“The ORCA? Oh I almost forgot about that device, yes, I’m going to need that.” I told him.
“I just gotta get home, I think I got one stashed somewhere.” Jonathan said before he teleported away along with his tiger.
“Everyone stay here in the house! I’m going to Doc Green’s lab.” I told them.
I opened a portal and walked into his lab and began hacking into his computers using my tentacles. Luckily no one was there since Thanos snapped his fingers and made everyone disappear. After a few seconds I gained control of the entire lab and began working on his large dish outside.
Jonathan soon returned with a case in hand, which I took with one of my tentacles. I took the device and placed it on the desk and hooked it up to the computers. As soon as it was hooked up I began analyzing everything about the device, how it works, what sounds it makes, everything. I then proceeded to download it all into my mind. “Ok, I’ve got it all in my head, now that I know how it works, I just have to modify how the frequency is delivered….. aaaaand done!” I said.
I called Rufus on my comms. “Rufus, Release the beast, I need Godzilla here now!” I said.
He didas I asked and two large metal doors came up from the ocean near the island and opened up. After a few gargantuan steps, Godzilla was outside.
“So how much damage do you think Kumonga has done?” Jonathan asked.
“Not very likely, Kumonga may be gigantic, but it’s still a spider, I don’t think it’s intentionally destroying things. Once it starts feeling the signal, it should start heading this way… along with every other damn kaiju in the world and possibly even in space.” I explained.
“That does not sound good.” Jonathan said as he rubbed his chin.
“They shouldn’t cause much trouble, not while she’s here.” I said pointing at Godzilla, who at that moment began giving off a roar.
~SKREEEEEOOOOOOOONK~
“Aww isn’t she cute?!” I said with a chuckle.
“But wont the orca and godzilla together give conflicting signals? Godzilla naturally gives off the signal of an alpha, but this does as well.” Jonathan said, pointing at the orca.
“Nah, I’m just going to send out a frequency telling them to come here. And Godzilla will ensure none of them try to attack us.” I told him.
“Alright.” He said.
“Now to start sending out the signal.” I said as I began sending it through the dish.
“Um, so how long will it take to draw all of them here?” Jonathan asked.
“Well the signal is being sent out all over the world, into space, into the ocean, and etcetera, so they should start heading this way right now. Although it’ll take them a while, considering their mode of travel, they could arrive here quickly or slowly.” I said.
“As long as they dont break anything it's fine.” Jonathan said.
“Hmm.” I mumbled.
—Later—
“Ok, let’s see, who’s here…” I said as I continued to go down a list.
After I sent out the signal, multiple monsters showed up, and are now currently sitting in my shatterdome hanger for Jaegers.
“Ok, GODZILLA , check!” I said as I passed by her, to which she responded with a snort.
“MOTHRA , check!” I said as I gave her a look.
“KUMONGA , check!” I said as I passed.
“KAMACURAS , check!” I continued.
“RODAN , check!” I continued on as Rodan was preening her wings.
“MUTO , check!” I said as I passed by.
“MONSTER ZERO, ASTRO MONSTER, A.K.A. GHIDORAH , triple check!” I said as I looked at all three of her heads.
“ZILLA , check!” I continued on, taking a look at her as she was nesting. “Hey! No egg laying!” I yelled. “This is not a nursery for hatchlings, so unless those are unfertilized, I suggest you quit that right now!” After I finished, she stopped and just layed down with her tail wrapped around herself. I gave her a look then gave the following “I’m watching you” gesture.
“SPACEGODZILLA , check!” I said, continuing on.
“GAYOS , check! and apparently doing well in the artificial light…” I continued.
“MECHAGODZILLA ….. Still being built.” I said as I continued on.
“DESTROYAH , aggregates still arriving, but mostly all here, check!” I said as the large female seemed to still be growing.
“BIOLLANTE , doing well with water and artificial sunlight, great going Ivy.” I said as I passed by Poison Ivy .
“Thanks!” She said, blowing me a kiss.
“Ok, where was I.. or right…BATTRA , check!” I said.
“CTHULHU MYTHOS, for some odd reason, check!” I said as I passed by the large tentacle-faced monster.
“GIGAN , check!” I said as I continued.
“GAMERA , check! Ok, that should be everyone!” I said as I finished the checklist.
“So that is 17 counting godzilla.” Jonathan said to confirm.
“Actually it’s 18, if you remember I also have Otachi.” I told him.
“Oh right.” He said. “Well is that everything you wanted?” He asked.
“Hmm, well, if it’s not too much trouble.. could you go find Blackfire, Starfire's sister?” I asked.
“Sure that's not a problem.
“K, while you're doing that I’m… hello?” I said as I a got a call and answered my phone. “Ah Lex! I was just about to call you! I assume you’ve caught what I asked for?” I asked.
“Yes, I have it right here.” He told me.
“Now Lex , you should know by now I’m not stupid.” I said in a singsong voice. “I’m going to need proof of capture.”
My phone rang again and I looked to see I received 2 photos.
“Very good Lex, have them delivered here as soon as possible.” I told him.
“Should be there within the hour.” he said before he hung up.
“Wonderful.” I said.
“What was that about?” Jonathan asked.
“Nothing you need to worry about! Why are you still here?!” I said.
“Alright I'm going, I'm going.” He said before vanishing.
“Hmm.” I grumbled as I walked over to where mechagodzilla was and began using my magic to finish it up. “There, done.” I said as I turned her on. The robot looked down at me and I patted it on the metal snout.
“Now what do I do?” I wondered. Then my doorbell rang upstairs. “Hmm, I wonder who that could be?” I said to myself.
I went upstairs and made my way to the front door. When I opened it I was greeted with Lex Luthor and the dragons I asked him to get. “Huh, that was quick.” I said.
“I said within the hour, but I was surprised as well by the speed of my new prototype jets.” Lex told me.
“Nice.” I said.
“Now I must take my leave. I have work to do.” Lex said as he turned around and tried to leave.
“Wait a minute.” I said, but when he turned around. “EXTERMINATE! ” I yelled, as Lex was shot with my dalek gun. I walked up to him and saw he was still alive. This made me smile, now I get to monologue.
“You didn’t actually believe I’d let you live after all that, did you?” I asked him with a chuckle.
“Fuck you.” He said.
“Oh, come on, I’m about to kill you! Those can’t be your last words! You can’t think of anything iconic?!” I asked him.
He groaned before actually getting to his feet, putting his left hand on his side as he groaned in pain. “Did you expect some grand speech, or for me to beg for my life.” He said before he grinned. “I would rather die with some dignity than die like some dog.” He said before spitting out blood.
“Hmm, Y’know, that can actually be arranged.” I said to him.Then, with a wave of my hand Lex shrunk out of his clothes and in his place was a Xoloitzcuintli dog. It whimpered in pain as it struggled to stay on its legs before falling to the ground.
“Hmm, I could probably leave you like this…. But You did say that you didn’t wanna die as a dog, I should probably kill you, buuuut…” I said stroking my chin and scratching the back of my head with the Dalek gun that was my left forearm. Hope seemed to well up in his eyes for a moment. “Meh. EXTERMINATE! ” I yelled as I shot him in the head. The dog fell lifelessly to the ground not even giving out a whimper.
“Why did I enjoy that?” I said to myself. “And why do I keep using the Dalek gun?” I asked as I transformed it back into an arm. “Oh well, probably something to worry about later.” I said with a shrug.
I brought the two dragons into the house and Immediately the dragon maid began cleaning up around the place. And Alduin just flopped onto the rug in the living room and went to sleep.
I went over to the couch and sat down. I grabbed the remote and turned on the tv. Then Jonathan walked through the door, carrying an unconscious Blackfire in his arms.
“She put up a little of a fight but I got her.” He told me.
“Thanks.” I said.
He set her down on the chair before he stretched. “She was far more durable then she looked so don't be afraid to be rough with her if she tries anything.” He told me.
“That means the sex will be even better!” I said.
“I guess so, but she will be asleep for several hours so unless you intend to do it in her sleep, should I move her to another room so she can rest.” He said.
“She’s awake, she’s just pretending.” I said then smacked her ass.
“You caught me.” She said, opening her eyes.
“See, told you!” I said. I then got a game controller and began playing Bioshock infinite.
“Hmm I thought smashing you into a mountain would knock you out for a good while, your race is extremely resilient I'll say that much.” Jonathan said as he sat down across from her.
“I was out for a while till we arrived here.” She said.
I paused the game and put my controller down. “So, wanna fuck?” I asked her.
“Sure.” She said.
“Ok!” I said.
“What about me?” Asked Jonathan.
“Get your own.” I told him. “Get her sister or something.”
“Me and starfire aren't on good terms because I took Raven.” He said.
“Then go apologize and fuck her brains out.” I told him. “And bring me some of her DNA, I want to make a cat version of her.”
“I dont feel like fucking her just for you're being so I’ll just read something.” He said with a sigh.
“Well if you don’t want her, can I have her?” I asked.
“Sure but you're getting her.” He told me.
This made me smile a lot. I thrust out my hand and a portal opened and out popped Starfire . “Ok, now let’s have sex.” I said.
“I think I'm just gonna go up stairs to take a nap.” He said as he went upstairs, and Blackfire moved the straps on her breasts to the side.
“Oohoohoo! The pups are coming out to play.” I said and began to feel them up and get an idea of their weight. And she removed my pants and underwear.
“I hope you can pound me harder than your friend did.” She whispered in my ear.
“Oh if you want it, you’ll have to earn it.” I told her.
“Don't worry I will.” She said as she started grinding her ass on my dick.
“Good.” I said.
“What do you want to try first?” She asked.
“Just keep doing what you're doing.” I told her. She smiled before she kept grinding me slowly. Her fat ass was so soft as it rubbed against my dick, which made it quite pleasurable.
“Mm, take it inside.” I groaned. She took my entire dick in her pussy without hesitation, and picked up the pace.
“Oh fuck.” She moaned as she got tighter.
“Keep going.” I told her, slapping her ass. This excited her, making her go faster, and rougher, all I could hear was the sound of her ass colliding with me, and her loud moans.
“So how does the pussy of an alien princess feel?” She asked.
Just then I felt an odd vibe, which made my eyes go wide. “You tell me, Tamuran doesn’t exist anymore.” I told her.
She stopped before saying. “What are you talking about?” She asked
“I don’t know…. let’s keep going.” I said It looked like she pushed the comment out of her mind already as she started going full speed.
“You can participate at any time.” She told me.
“Oh, I don’t do anything for bad girls. You're going to have to do all the work. It’s punishment for your crimes.” I told her.
She suddenly got a lot tighter and turned around putting my head between her breasts. I brought my hands down and squeezed her ass.
“That's more like it.” She said, as she brought my head out from between her breasts before she kissed me. I kissed back and made sure to use my secret trick, she moaned in my mouth as she got much hotter, and tighter, and her eyes slightly glowed a bright purple.
We ended the kiss and she looked at me with half lidded eyes and the glow only made them even better. “You better not pull out.” She said with a grin.
“I’m infertile.” I told her.
“Oh and I was hoping for a strong heir.” She told me.
“I’m infertile if I want to be, I mean.” I told her.
She leaned close and whispered in my ear. “Well you feel like impregnating me?” She asked.
“Not really, just keep going.” I said as I smacked her ass.
She huffed before putting my head back between her breasts. “You're no fun.” She said before I started sucking on her niples. I brought my hand up and began groping her breasts, and I could tell she was about to cum.
I began getting a little more rough with her and started groping her breasts a little harder. “Oh Fuck Yeah.” She moaned before biting her lower lip as she came and kept going. “How close are you?” She asked.
“I’m close.” I said. This made her get tighter.
“Good.” She said as she continued riding me, then I exploded inside her, I grabbed her waist and pulled her down making sure she took every inch, and every drop.
“OOOOH YEEESS!” She screamed.
“Mmn! Fuck!” I groaned.
“You came a lot.” She chuckled.
“So did you. Now get off.” I said then pushed her off my lap.She flew in the air before laying down on the couch.
“Alright.” She said then Jonathan came down.
“Hey, how was your nap?” I asked.
“Couldnt with you two going at it so I summoned Blair and I fucked her brains out, before sending her back home.” He told me.
I got up and went over to the door. “Ok then dude, see you later.” I said as I opened the door for him.
“What the fuck.” Jonathan said as he looked out the door.
I followed his gaze and looked outside, however I didn’t see anything but a white void. I went out onto the front porch and looked around.
“Huh.” I said.
Entry one: New beginnings
Author's Note
Hey everyone I hope you enjoy my spin-off story, please don’t forget to like, comment, follow, and ENJOY!
Entry one: New beginnings
After I had some fun with Rarity I went to class and after that I went to meet up with Johnathan at lunch.
“Hey you doing ok?” He asked me.
“I’m in my own spin-off, I feel great.” I told him.
“Well me and Hannah hope you do well in Griffin Rock, Mamoru.” He said with a smile.
“Mamoru Shinigami and Shadow Reaper are no more, I Am Soundblaster.” I told him. “But to keep me from being found out, call me Rob Duntassel, It’s fun cuz it’s an anagram for Soundblaster.”
“Alright Rob, so what do you want to do now?” He asked.
“I’ll need you to get me a few things, in return I’ll give you the robot from the green lantern series.” I told him.
“What do you need?” He asked, curious.
“Here’s my list, I need a T.A.R.D.I.S. from gallifrey, Duchess and her kittens, Sisu, and Elora. I can get a list of a few others later, and I’d like the ones I just listed after school.” I told him.
“Should be simple.” He told me.
“K. I just finished with updating my history, as in I just went through a few people’s heads and all computers, and changed it so I’m a scientist and I have multiple doctorates and degrees. So now I’m overqualified for any job, and I can do whatever scientific things I want in Griffin Rock.” I said.
“Well I hope you don't mind me dropping in every now and then to check on my daughter.” Johnathan told me.
“Just as long as you call ahead of time, it should be fine.” I told him.
“Also I like the new look.” He told me.
“Thanks, Rarity made it, it looks pretty nice too.” I said. “She said It’s made up of spider silk and kevlar.”
“How do you think she got her hands on spider silk kevlar?” Johnathan asked.
“You can probably get spider silk and kevlar at a store, it’s not as hard as you’d think, I like to go shopping and sometimes I get spider silk, silkworm silk, linen, and kevlar and make dresses and stuff for my girls.” I said.
Johnathan stared at me with a raised eyebrow.
“Yeah, I like to sew, get over it, I like to bake and do a whole lot of other things too.” I said as I began eating.
“So what do you plan to do once you move?” He asked me.
“Stay out of sight, keep to myself, and wait until the rescue bots arrive.” I told him.
“Sounds boring, I'm going to make the crystal gem homeworld, if you want any gems feel free to ask.” Jonathan said.
“I might want an amethyst, she’s a little chubby.” I said.
“Alright, and I think I'll take the diamonds.” He told me.
“Whatever.” I said then the bell rang. “Time for class, let’s go.” I told him.
“Alright.” He said.
We headed to class and took our seats. Washu was teaching the class.
“So if we turn to page 12 you will see.” She said but I tuned her out, then she turned around to start writing on the board.
I followed along until I was called to the office. When I reached the office, I saw Celestia. “So I hear you are leaving.” She said.
“Yeah, I’m heading to Griffin Rock, I can’t give much details why, the island always has a lead in cutting edge technology, and things keep going nuts so there’s never a dull moment.” I said with a chuckle.
“I see, is there anything you need before you leave?” She asked.
“Could you bring in Vinyl scratch?” I asked.
“Why?” She asked.
“I like her, and also Octavia, I’d like to have a fourway.” I said.
“Are you even sure they will agree?” She sighed.
“They will once I serenade them with fresh beats.” I said.
“Well I don't really have time to have a foursome, it will have to be a threesome between the three of you” She told me.
“Ok, but can you take your boobs out and watch us?” I asked.
“I have work.” She said, “You can take them to the music room and have fun there.” She told me.
“Ok, I’ll just set some instruments up or something.” I said.
“Just try not to damage anything.” She told me.
“No promises.” I said, then left her office.
I was walking down the hall, then I got yanked into a janitor’s closet. “Ah!” I yelped. When I saw who pulled me it I saw it was Jonathan with a smile on his face.
“What the hell man!? This is the second time today I was yanked through a door!” I said.
“I just wanted to give you your going away gift.” He said pulling out a staff and handing it to me.
“A staff?” I said.
“Not just any staff, go ahead and think “scythe”” he told me.
I thought of a scythe and the staff shifted into a scythe.
“Woah, how did-” I began.
“It’s enchanted, I found your guitar scythe and your keytar, and a few other of your electric instruments and merged them all into this staff.” He told me.
I changed it back into a staff, put it upside down and held it like a guitar. “So if I were to..” I asked.
Johnathan nodded and gave me a gesture for a go ahead.
I brought my hand down and struck the crystal at the end and the staff made music like a guitar. “No way.” I said then began doing a crazy train guitar riff. “Oh hell yes!” I exclaimed.
“Glad you like it.” He said.
“Although I’m a little peeved you went through my stuff, but otherwise I’m loving this!” I told him.
“Well I'll leave you to do what you want, I have some business to take care of.” He said before he left.
I looked at my new staff and looked at my sleeve. “Hmm, I wonder.” I said then I took my staff and put it into my sleeve and it disappeared into it. “Cool. Wizard’s sleeve of holding.” I said.
I got out of the closet and headed to the music room.
Once I got there I set up a few amplifiers and a few lights. Just as I finished by closing the blinds, Vinyl and Octavia walked in.
“Oh hey girls, I know you two are into each other, but I was hoping you might want to join my harem.” I told them.
“What the hell.” Said Vinyl, moving her glasses down to look at me with her red eyes.
“How shameless.” Octaivia said.
“Well I’ve got a little something that’ll change your minds.” I said then began playing.
Once I finished they just stood there, so I began playing another song.
After I finished the second song, I waited for their reaction.
I noticed they were blushing and their legs were rubbing together which made me smile.
“So, wanna join my harem?” I asked.
“I guess we could try.” They said.
“Ok.” I said.
—Later: Jonathan POV—
“Rob, Rob!” I nearly yelled as I walked through the house, trying to find him, so then decided to head down to his lab to see a T-800, Kato, Weller, Ultron, and Tony Stark, working on Soundblaster in his MQ-9 Reaper mode in the hangar.
Then the terminator looked in my direction and walked over to me.
“Where is Rob?” I asked.
“I’m operating this terminator remotely, I’m giving my Vehicle mode a few upgrades.” Said the terminator in Rob’s voice.
“Oh well I just wanted to tell you all of your girls have packed their things. But what are these upgrades?” I asked him.
“More gadgets of course, improving the engine so it can run more powerful and fast enough to go faster than a space shuttle and also go underwater, a few upgrades to radar so it can see things underground, along with a few seismic instruments and sonar, and since we also added a few things to make this able to have a vertical takeoff, it’s maneuverability has been improved as well. Ultimately it looks exactly the same as when we started.” Said Rob as the terminator pointed at what was improved.
“So what will you do with it when you're done?” I asked.
The terminator’s eyes shut off, then Soundblaster transformed into his robot mode . “The way I see it, I can do whatever I want.” He said in his robotic voice then began to sing.
He took a few steps towards me and tapped the terminator and it fell over.
“True, but it is always good to have a plan.” I said.
He transformed into his human form and shrugged. “Sometimes it’s better to not have a plan and just go with the flow.” He said.
“Both are true, but I just wanted to come down and tell you everything is ready.” I told him, then a phone started ringing.
“It’s me.” He said then answered his phone. “Soundblaster, what do you need?” He said.
—Soundblaster pov—
“We need you at the tower?” Said Batman over the phone.
“Ok, I’ll be right there.” I said then Batman hung up. “Kato, Tony, Weller, Ultron, Johnathan, I’ll be back, do me a favor and work on rebuilding my truck while I’m away.” I told them. I transformed into my vehicle mode and took off through an opening in the ceiling. I flew to the watchtower, then after I landed I transformed into my human form.
“Ok I’m here, what do you need me for?” I asked.
“Wonder woman needs your help.” Batman said as he approached me. “And what's with the change of attire?” He asked.
“I felt like a change, plus if you haven’t noticed I’ve become a cybertronian, they’re a race of giant robots that can transform into vehicles and other things. And I’ve uploaded my mind into a body of one I made, and… y’know what? I can explain the rest later. What does Wonder Woman need help with?” I asked.
“She is currently fighting but she is having trouble.” He explained.
“Ok, where is she? I'll be there in a few minutes.” I said then transformed to robot mode.
“She is near the ruins of the Palace of Knossos.” He told me.
“Send me the coordinates.” I said. He then ran off and pressed a few buttons before I got a message in my HUD.
I read the coordinates and opened a ground bridge to my right and walked through. When I arrived I changed to my human form and took out my staff and changed it into a scythe.
Then as I looked around I saw Wonder woman fighting Ares.
“Ooh the greek god of war, this is going to be fun!” I said and began rushing in to attack.
—Two Minutes Later—
“How did this happen?” I asked as I sat down after Ares somehow tricked us into entering the labyrinth.
“I don't know, but we can’t stay here.” said Wonder Woman as she began punching the door we came in from.
“Don’t bother, this place was designed by Daedalus, the place was designed to keep whatever goes in from getting out.” I told her.
“Then the only way out is to push forward.” She said.
“That might not be a good idea either. Remember what Daedalus built this place for.” I Said.
“The minotaur is dead.” She told me.
“Is it though?” I asked.
“What are you implying?” She asked.
“Well, I’ve heard the story that Theseus killed the minotaur, but I’ve also heard a story saying that Daedalus also killed it after king Minos locked him inside his own labyrinth and killed the minotaur as he escaped.” I said.
“What’s your point?” Wonder Woman asked.
“My point is, both stories contradict each other.” I said.
“So you are saying both could be false?” She asked.
“If both stories say that the hero killed the minotaur, they must be false because neither can be the truth, so there’s two things that could be the true factors.” I said.
“And what are they?” She asked.
“One, the minotaur is immortal and can’t be killed, or two, neither hero killed it and just said they did. But that can also mean both factors are true and the minotaur is still alive and wandering around these halls.” I explained.
“So we should proceed with caution.” Diana suggested.
“Most likely.” I said.
“So where do we start?” She asked as she looked at the many paths.
I stood up and stretched. I got to one knee and punched the ground, spending out a few shockwaves.
“What are you doing?” Diana asked.
“Scanning. I’m using sound to map out the labyrinth.” I said.
“Great.” Wonder Woman said.
“Don’t hold your breath, The soundwaves haven’t returned yet.” I said.
“How long do you think it will take?” She asked.
Then the soundwaves came back. “Hmm, they just returned and there’s a few problems.” I said.
“What's the problem?” She asked.
“The walls keep shifting around, there are traps everywhere , and there is something large moving around that isn’t part of the machinations of this hellhole.” I told her.
“The minotaur?” She asked.
“Probably, I’m also using my sense of smell, but I’m not smelling anything that smells like a Man-Bull, it smells different.” I said.
“Then perhaps it's something else.” She said.
“No, I’m definitely smelling bovine, but no male musk that says minotaur.” I said.
“So female?” She asked.
“Hmm, maybe, I wouldn’t put it past the men of old, being beaten by a woman would be considered dishonorable,emasculating, and embarrassing, so if the minotaur is female that might make a little sense. However I’m also smelling something else, something familiar.” I told her.
“What is it?” Diana asked.
“I don’t know.” I told her.
“Then we should get moving.” She said before she looked at the paths.
“Ok, lead the way, ladies first.” I said.
“You're the one who can scout ahead.” She said.
I put my hand on her head and did a brain scan and learned everything she knew. “You go ahead.” I told her then lit up my staff so it glowed bright.
—Wonder Woman pov—
“But I don't know the way.” I said.
“It doesn’t matter, this place has no way out anyway, however, since Daedalus built this place, and since any good genius knows not to build something horrible and not have a fail safe, he should have placed a spot within the labyrinth where he could get out.” He told me.
“Alright I'll try looking around.” I said before I walked down one of the many paths and Mamoru followed.
“Oh, I forgot to tell you, I changed my name to Robert Duntassel, but it’s an anagram for Soundblaster, you can call me either, your choice.” Rob told me.
“Alright Rob.” I said.
Then he changed into a giant robot. “I actually prefer Soundblaster in this form” he said then changed back.
“So where is the minotaur now?” I asked.
“Hmm.” He said as he closed his eyes for a moment. “Hard to tell, the walls keep shifting, watch your step!” He said, then blocked my way.
I looked down and noticed a stone tile that was right where I was going to step. “Thanks.” I told him, before taking a step back.
A few minutes later we came to an intersection. “Where to now?” I asked.
“No idea.” Rob told me.
“Try that soundwave again?” I asked. No sooner than I asked when a loud sound resonated throughout the labyrinth.
“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
“I don’t think I have to, that minotaur just did it for me.” Rob told me.
“So we should go this way then.” I said pointing in the opposite direction.
“Unfortunately your hearing is playing tricks on you, that sound came from all directions, the whole place is a maze, it’s literally made for deception, so it shouldn’t matter where we go, the minotaur lives here, how well would you know your home if you lived there for thousands of years.” Said Rob.
“I see your point, so what do you propose we do?” I asked.
“No idea…… wanna flip a coin?” He asked with a goofy grin.
“Sure, I don't see any better option.” I said, crossing my arms over my chest.
He took out a coin and tossed it in the air. When it landed on the ground, it lodged itself into it so the results were inconclusive. “Oh come on!” He said, gesturing to the quarter. “Let’s try eeny meeny miney moe.”
“Fine, just hurry.” I told him.
“Eeny meeny miney moe catch a tiger by the toe and if he hollers let him go. And. You. Are. Not. It!” He said as he ended up pointing to the left. “Ok, let’s go right.” He said as he turned in that direction, so I quickly followed and kept my guard up.
“I wonder if the minotaur is sexy if it’s female.” Said Rob.
“Jonathan told me you had strange tastes.” I muttered.
“Hm.” He said as we continued on.
I felt a soft breeze and turned my head to see a path. “Hey there is a breeze coming from this way.” I told Rob.
He didn’t say anything and just continued following behind me as I walked down the path, and once we reached the enter we saw a large hole in the wall in the labyrinth but right in front of of stood the minotaur of the labyrinth.
Before the minotaur took a single step towards us Rob charged at it like a man possessed. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! ” He screamed as he jumped and grabbed the minotaur by the horns and wrestled her to the ground like she was a steer in a rodeo.
I was speechless. I didn't expect him to run in so boldly.
“Hah! And They said learning steer wrestling would be pointless and useless. Suck my cock, cuz you were wrong! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” He yelled out.
“You do what you have to, I'll go outside and inform the league about Ares.” I said as I ran out the hole.
“Make sure you save some assbeating for me, cuz I wanna kick his ass too!” He called out. After getting out I put my hand to my ear, and informed the league of what was going on
—Rob pov—
“Such a sexy minotaur, I’m going to have some fun with you.” I said. I took off my clothes and began stripping the minotaur out of her lingerie while she was unconscious. I grabbed one of her massive tits and roughly groped it and it began leaking milk.
“Ooo.” I said. “On second thought I’m just gonna bring you home after I Mess up Ares.” I said then gave her a green sweater and a collar. “I’m going to name you Tempest.” I said then put a tag with her new name on her collar. Then I lifted her over my shoulder, made a portal home, and quickly carried her inside before returning to meet up with Diana.
Ares was unconscious with his ass in the air and his legs spread. “Oh now this is too perfect to pass up.” I said then turned my staff into a large war hammer.
I held the hammer like a golf club and stood beside Ares’ ass. “Robert Duntassel lines up his shot.” I said in a golf announcer tone. I slowly swung the hammer as I lined it up with the pair of golf balls.
“The crowd is deathly quiet as he pulls back.” I continued to bring the hammer up.
“And he follows through.” I said as I swung hard, hitting Ares’ balls and sending him flying. “He’s going, going, going, and…. Gone! Yeah!” I exclaimed as I watched him fly off.
“That's a shame.” Diana said sarcastically.
“HAHAHAHAHA!! I bet both his balls burst from that!” I said while laughing.
“I have no doubt.” She said.
I turned around and saw Ares coming back. “Op! He’s coming back around.” I said as Ares crashed and face planted into the ground and did a couple ragdolls until he flopped over to our feet.
“Well, looks like everything is in order.” Diana said.
“Uhuh……Welp, I’m gonna get going, I have lots of girls and lots of stuff to move, buh-bye.” I said then left.
As I arrived I saw Jonathan waiting for me in my lab with everything, and everyone I asked for, Duchess , Sisu , Elora , and an undisguised TARDIS .
“Ah, my girls and my new TARDIS. Give me a few seconds.” I said as I opened the doors and saw the inside.
I smiled and looked around the side then walked inside. “I love timelord technology.” I said.
“And what about Aya?” Jonathan asked.
“Oh, right, give me a few minutes.” I said then closed the doors and went to the console and began hitting a few buttons and switches. After that I opened the door and I was on Oa.
I took a bit of green lantern energy and returned to the tardis then piloted it back home. I came out with the energy and used my magic to help put together Johnathan’s robot . “There, done. Here you go.” I said, tossing the robot to him.
“Thanks, I hope you visit us soon.” Jonathan said with a smile.
“Whatever. I’m gonna bring this thing to the living room.” I told him.
“You could try to be nice.” Jonathan said.
I went into the tardis and brought it to the living room. I then walked down to the lab and saw everyone still there. “Ok, everyone but Johnathan, get out, I’m going to be bringing everything that isn’t bolted down.” I said.
“Ok.” Jonathan said, snapping his fingers, then they all disappeared except Jonathan.
I brought out a case and placed it on a table. I then brought out a small remote and hit a button. My Yamato class battleship, The Harbinger, shrunk down into a cylindrical canister and flew into my hand. I opened the case and placed the canister into one of the many slots inside the case. I pressed the button on the remote again and the same happened with The Obsidian Fury. It flew into my hand and I put it next to the other canister.
“What exactly are you doing?” Johnathan asked.
“How else do you expect me to move everything?” I said.
I then pointed my remote at Johnathan’s ship and shrunk it down into a canister and it flew into my hand. “Hold this.” I said giving him the canister and closing the case. “Come with me.” I said then grabbed his arm and brought him and my case out of the hangar/lab.
I then closed the vault-like door and pointed the remote at the door. Instantly the Hangar/lab shrunk into a canister and flew into my hand, leaving a slot in a wall of dirt.
“Looks like you’re all packed.” Jonathan said.
“This thing is built like Warehouse 13, it’s bigger than it looks.” I said.
Then I took the case and opened it and placed the canister inside and closed the case. I took out a new canister with a touch screen on it and handed it to Johnathan.
“What is this?” He asked.
“It’s a new hanger/lab, only with this you can use the touch screen to draw what you want it to look like.” I told him. “Just draw the type of place you want, put it in that slot on the dirt wall, and presto, you have a new lab, hangar, or whatever you want.” I said pointing at the empty slot on the dirt wall.
“Alright.” He said and looked at where I pointed.
“I’d appreciate a little more enthusiasm, it wasn’t easy to design something like that.” I said.
“Sorry, normally it is quite easy for you to do things like this.” Jonathan said sincerely.
“I may know a lot of things, but I’m still learning so there will be times when I have difficulty, however since almost everything is packed, I just have a few more things to do.” I said.
“Like what?” Jonathan asked.
“Get a few more girls before I leave.” I said.
“So who are you getting?” he asked.
“No idea, just join me in the living room.” I told him. “Oh shit!” I exclaimed.
“What?” Johnathan asked.
“Dr. Hugo Strange was still in the lab! I completely forgot about him!” I exclaimed. I snapped my fingers and had a sigh of relief. “Pheeew! That could have been worse, but now he’s been dropped off at the front door of arkham asylum.” I said.
“Ok now what?” He asked.
I snapped my fingers and made a shrine around the fireplace.
I put a bra on my head and got on my knees and placed a few offerings of food and gold. I then began to chant. “!̴͓̌à̶̤d̷̜̾è̷̟a̶̺̽r̸̫̈p̷͙̌ ̷̡̈́ē̸̠r̴̙͝e̷͇̎r̴̬͂ā̶̖p̸̻͝ ̵̣̑ò̷͔s̴̺͠e̸͔͝á̴̪ú̷͕Q̷̼̂ ̸̤͝ ̶͔̓.̷̡̒o̸̝͊ì̴̝p̸̬͠ṳ̸͆c̷͚̾ ̵̲̓ì̸͓h̷̫̾i̸̹̋ḿ̵͜ ̸̡͗ȧ̶͚d̸̟̑ ̶̻͑i̵̻͊b̴̰͊i̸̟͛t̴̳̓ ̴̡̉ḛ̷̊a̵͎̒u̶͍̒q̵̙͝ ̵̫̃,̴̯͠a̴̻͋r̴͕͌e̴̞͒n̴̫͝u̷̮̕m̵̼̚ ̷͔̑c̸̹͝ë̷́͜a̵͙̅h̵̝͘ ̷̛͉t̶̜́u̸̡̅ ̴̨͐,̵̥͑ṩ̵i̴̧͘ḃ̶̡ǒ̸͕v̴̝̑ ̶̠̕ò̸͔ḍ̵̆ ̷̞̀o̷̩̾g̵̡̈́ẽ̴̪ ̸̥͂,̴̟͊X̶̪̒-̵̘̕Ẻ̶̙-̶̈́ͅR̵̢̅ ̴͚̕t̷̟͗ě̵̝ ̷̦͐9̵̫͗9̸̖͘3̵̯̈́5̶̰͑k̷͉̀c̵̥̍ö̴̫l̶̟̐r̵̻̊a̴͕̽H̸̱͊ ̷͙͑s̴̩̊ẽ̸̮r̸̰͒o̵̻͋t̸͖̀c̴͓̑ȗ̸͖a̸͖̔ ̵̠̒i̴͕͛n̸̺͘g̷̱͆a̵̼͐m̷̞̈́ ̷̜̆O̴̱͠” I said, both backwards and in latin. Then the ground began to shake and lightning shot across the sky and a vortex began spinning over the house.
Then one by one, pokemon started to appear along with pokeballs with their names on them, Yveltal ,Palkia ,Arceus , Lycanroarena , Lycanroc , Celebi ,Shadow Lugia , Lunala , Zekrom , Eternatus , Necrozma ,Mew ,Victini , Diancie , Snorlax , Pikachu Libre , and Charizazzle .
“Don't see why you needed me.” Jonathan said.
“I just needed you out of where the lab was. Anyway, it seems the authors have given me a couple of hybrids.” I said as I saw two pokemon that stood out among the rest.
“Seems so.” He said.
I went over to examine my new pokemon, I went to lycanroarena and gave her a scratch behind the ears. Then I went over to Charizazzle. “Damn! You're a big sexy beast aren’t you?” I said. “I’m going to guess some hybrids have more than just two types, I’m thinking Charizazzle is a fire, poison, and fire type. And Lycanroarena seems to be a rock, fire, and dark type, Hmm… very interesting.” I said.
“So what now?” Jonathan asked.
“Well I’m pretty sure we gave the readers a long enough first chapter, but I’m just going to do a few more things then head to Griffin Rock. Anything you wanna do with me before I go?” I said.
“I can't really think of anything.” He said.
“Ok, everyone, return!” I said, putting all my pokemon into their pokeballs. “Ok then, All girls that are part of my harem, get into the Tardis.” I said and all of them went in except for Fluttershy, Sunset,Pinkie, Vinyl, Octavia, and Rarity. “I’m guessing you’re not coming because of school?” I asked.
They each nodded. “It’s alright, I’ll wait until you’ve all graduated.” I said. They each smiled and we had a group hug. “Ok, Weller, Ultron, and Poe de Spell, into the Tardis as well.” I told them. “Hey, Johnathan, didn’t you say you’d get me a raven?” I asked.
“Yes and here she is.” He said, showing me a Raven .
“Why is she drinking a beer?” I asked.
“No idea.” He said.
“So she’s an alcoholic?” I asked.
“I guess.” He said.
“Well since she likes beer so much I’ll name her Stella, after the beer of the same name.” I said. “Ok Stella go get your fat drunk ass into the Tardis.” I told her, pointing to the Tardis.
She got up and hobbled towards it and passed out a few feet from the doors. “Please tell me she’s immortal and can’t die from alcohol poisoning.” I asked Johnathan.
“I had her drink from the goblet so don't worry.” He told me.
“Good, Ok if anyone wants to give me a few more things before I leave, now's the time!” I called out.
“I have something.” Hannah said as she appeared, along with four creatures: A Shiba inu , a platypus , a blue jay hybrid , and a Sangeheili .
“And me.” Blair said showing up with a Pumkat .
“Awe cute!” I said.
“And she can change form too.” Said Blair, then the pumkat changed .
“Cool. So Hannah, what happened with the….. whatever that is.” I said pointing at the blue jay hybrid thing.
“I was trying to make it into a gryphon, but I got a little distracted and made a few mistakes.” Said Hannah.
I looked at the blue jay and looked it up and down, a chubby stomach, a long fluffy striped tail with a white tip, wide hips, and large breasts. “She’s definitely cute. Is she part fox or something?” I asked.
“I guess you could say that.” She said.
“I’ll call her Skye.” I said then gave Skye’s ass a firm squeeze.
“Now what do you think of the Shiba inu?” Hannah asked.
“*ghasp* OH MY GOSH SHE’S SO CUTE!” I exclaimed and went to pet the Shiba inu. “I’m gonna call you Molly, yes I am you pudgy little doggie.” I said as gave it a collar and squished it’s face. “Who’s a fwuffy baby? WHO’S a fwuffy baby?” I said as I began giving Molly a belly rub and she enjoyed it with a cute doggy smile.
“Just make sure to take care of them all.” Jonathan said.
“And the other two?” Hannah asked.
“I’ll name the platypus Stacy, and the sangheili Iris.” I said. “Hey, Johnathan, is it ok if I take Gazelle?” I asked.
“If I can keep Gleaming.” He said.
“Sure. Gazelle! Let’s go!” I said and she came running and went into the Tardis. Ok, that should be all 118 of them.” I said.
“Wow you are quite the horndog.” Jonathan said.
“I like having options. And the total so far is125, but that 7 have school. My goal is to have 166.” I told him.
“Wow, well good luck.” He told me.
“I’m going to need it. Now come on! Bring it in!” I said, holding out my arms. He smiled before he and Hannah walked over to me. I wrapped my arms around them both and gave them a hug.
“Hope to see you soon.” Jonathan said.
“Come visit us who knows what could happen around here.” Hannah said then we broke the hug.
“I have a few ideas what’s going to happen, but I’m not going to say anything just yet, bye you two, I hope you can visit Griffin Rock once in a while.” I said then went into the Tardis.
I then began piloting to my new Griffin Rock address and parked the tardis in the backyard. Then my phone rang. “Johnathan? What is it?” I asked.
“Why did the tardis not make the sound from the show?” He asked.
“The doctor leaves the parking brake on. Luckily I know how to negotiate with a tardis.” I said.
“Alright then.” He said and hung up.
“Ok everyone stay in here while I work on the house.” I said then walked out.
No sooner had I exited the tardis when a few Timedoors opened up and a few armed men and women walked out with glowing batons.
“Oh shit, not the Time Variance Authority!” I groaned.
“Surrender Variant!” Said their leader.
“Fuck.” I groaned.
Entry ten: Crouching Dragon, Hidden Bot
—The Next Day—
The next morning I woke up with my kobold in my arms like a teddy bear. Then Jonathan opened the door and with him was a tiger woman . “Morning.” He said
“Don’t you already have master tigress?” I asked him as I rubbed away the eye crust.
“Yes and no she looks like tigress but is not, and as for this one let's say I paid the slave auction a visit, and after killing the slavers and sending their souls into a eternal limbo of dying over and over again at the hands of those they’ve wrong, I picked up her along the way.” he said gesturing to the tiger.
“Ok…. Wanna go find the adventurer’s guild and go on the most unbelievably idiotic quest we can find that would probably get most people killed?” I asked.
“I don't know.” He said.
“C’mon man, I have a feeling it’ll be great! And afterwards I’m planning to go into the Abyss.” I said.
“I thought we were only going to be here for a little bit.” He said.
“Nah dude, we’re going to make this a full chapter. BAM! Fourth wall break!” I said as I did a fist pump.
“Well I don't feel like doing this for that long, so I might just stay here.” He said.
—Incoming Lemon—
“Fine with me, see you later dude.” I said then used my magic to shut the door on him. “So my little sex slave, wanna have some morning sex?” I asked.
“Anything for you master.” She said as she started to grind against me.
“Mmm.” I groaned.
She then presented herself to me, after taking off her loincloth.
“Good girl, now come here, and sit on my face.” I told her as I propped myself up with pillows. She got up, and gently sat on my face before using her feet to undo my pants, releasing my semi hard dick.
Her large kobold ass completely engulfed my head. I began to eat her out as she started to play with my junk. She used both her feet to slowly jerk me off but she quickly picked up speed. I moaned into her ass as I continued to eat her out. Her nethers tasted sweet like berries. I continued to lick her sweet juices.
I could hear her moans as she moved her feet faster, just before she came. I moved her off my face and put her down on my lap, with my dick between her butt cheeks. “You know what to do.” I said to her.
She moved up putting the tip of my cock in her ass, before taking the whole thing. She did not waste time before she started bouncing her fat ass on my lap, taking my dick in her tight ass over and over again.
“Yeah work that ass!” I said then spanked her ass, making her moan out.
She went faster, and rougher as time went on switching form very fast and small bounces, to long and hard ones.
“Damn! I was right! You were made for fucking!” I said as I spanked her ass. “Now switch holes!”
She did as instructed, and quickly switched to her pussy without stopping for a moment.
“Ah yesss!” I hissed as I felt her confines contracting around me.
“Are you close master?” She asked, as she went as fast as she could.
“I’m getting there, how about you?” I asked.
“I'm close.” She told me.
“Then let’s keep going!” I said as I reached out and grabbed her breasts, my fingers sinking into her doughy mounds. I couldn't take anymore as I pushed the kobold onto the bed as I started to ram into her pussy, and we both came and flopped back onto the bed and cuddled for a bit.
—End Of Lemon—
After our little romp, I got out of bed and took a bath then got dressed and put on my armor. “Ok, kobold, get cleaned up and get dressed, as of now, you are my little helper monkey, or in other words, my squire.” I told her.
“Yes Master!” She said then did as I asked.
“I may not technically be a knight but I’m still the one wearing armor and the power to make people go away.” I said as she was washing herself in the tub.
“I understand.” She said as she scrubbed herself.
“Good.” I said.
I went over to a mirror and checked my hair and undid my ponytail and whipped my hair back and forth. I brought my arm back and punched a large hole in the wall. “Hey Johnathan, do you think my hair looks better up or down?” I asked through the hole.
“Down.” He said.
“Thank you, are you sure you can’t come along? I was hoping it would go faster if you came along.” I told him.
“No, I want to get to know my new friend for a bit.” He said.
“You can get to know her on our quest, now put on your man panties and let’s go!” I said.
“Ok fine.” He said.
“Great. Let’s go, I’ll meet you at the local guild.” I said as I sealed the hole with magic. My kobold came up to me, fully dressed and ready to go. “Good girl.” I said while patting her on the head.
I opened the door to the room and walked out. I headed down the stairs and out the front door. “Oh… wait.” I said then climbed up the wall of the in and up to Johnathan’s room.
“Hey, could you give me some of this world’s currency? I’d like to get my kobold some things.” I said.
He looked at me before digging into his pocket, and pulled out a small bag. He then tossed it over to me, and said . “There is about 30 gold in that. Should be enough to get you what you need.
“Thanks” I said then jumped down to the ground.
—Later—
I walked into the adventurer’s guild and went over to a quest board to look for something to do.
“You get what you need for your kobold?” Jonathan asked as he walked up next to me.
“Yeah. I got her some nice light thieves armor, a backpack of holding, and a pair of daggers and some throwing knives.” I said.
I continued to look at the papers with images of beasts and a few wanted posters and etcetera. Then one monster caught my eye.
“Hey Johnathan….. does this look familiar to you?” I asked him, taking the poster and showing it to him.
“Looks likes a hydragon.” He said.
“This is Tiamat, goddess of all dragons, a D&D character.” I said to him.
“You want her don't you? Jonathan asked.
“Of course! Let’s go sign up for the quest!” I said excitedly.
We walked up to the receptionist and I put the poster on the counter and slid it to her. “Hi, me and my friend would like to go after Tiamat.” I said. Then the whole guild hall was filled with an uproar of laughter coming from everyone here.
“Are they laughing because this quest is basically a death wish?” I asked.
“Yes, want me to fix that.” Jonathan said.
“Nah, let em’ laugh, I’ll be laughing myself when I see the look on their faces when I bring her back alive and on a leash! ” I said to them, making them laugh even louder. I ignored them and turned to the receptionist. “You! Approve my quest! SCHNELL!!” I yelled, then slammed my fist down onto the counter, sending spider veins through the wood.
“O-Ok.” The receptionist said, frightenedly grabbing a stamp, and stamping the paper.
I took the paper, opened my chest plate and put the paper inside. “Let’s go.” I said.
“So how far do we have to go?” He asked.
Johnathan’s words made me freeze in place. “Oh, right, we need a map.” I said, gaining a few snickers from the peanut gallery. “Johnathan, take care of that please, then we go get a map.” I said. That is when Jonahan pulled one out and handed it to me.
“Grabbed one when you were busy last night.” He said.
“Ok, but what about the guys who keep laughing, which is what I was asking for.” I said.
“You said let em’ laugh.” Jonathan said.
“Well now they're irritating me, so make them disappear.” I told him.
“I have a better idea.” He said snapping his fingers making buckets appear over them. They dropped on their heads covered everyone that laughed in a liquid, many of them started puking.
“Meh, let’s just go.” I said then left through the door.
“Alright.” He said before he followed me.
—Later In the middle of nowhere—
“Ok, according to the map we’re halfway there.” I said.
Then someone called out to me. “HEY! ”
Then I looked around and saw a fat troll off in the distance. “HELLO?! ” I yelled back.
“GUESS WHAT! ” Yelled the troll.
“WHAT?! ” I yelled.
“YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?! ” Yelled the troll.
“YES?! ” I yelled.
“FUCK YOU! ” Yelled the troll.
“FUCK YOU! ” I yelled back.
“FUCK YOU! ” Yelled the troll.
“FUCK YOU! ” I yelled back.
“FUCK YOU! ” Yelled the troll.
“NO FUCK YOU! ” I yelled at him.
“FUCK YOU! ” He yelled.
“FUCK YOU! ” I yelled.
“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?! ” Asked the troll, still yelling.
“WHAT?! ” I asked.
“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?! ” He yelled again.
“ROB! ” I yelled.
“FUCK YOU ROB! ” Yelled the troll.
“FUCK YOU, WHATS YOUR NAME?! ” I asked.
“WHAT?! ” The troll asked.
“WHAT’S YOUR NAME?! ” I asked again.
“EZEKIEL! ” He responded.
“FUCK YOU EZEKIEL! ” I yelled.
“HEY GUESS WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT! ” Yelled the troll.
“YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS! ” I yelled.
“I BUILT THAT FIRE OVER THERE! ” The troll yelled as he pointed at burnt firewood next to me. “THEN I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER NEXT TO IT ” he continued.
“FUCK YOU! ” I yelled at him.
“NO FUCK YOU! ” The troll yelled back.
“FUCK YOU! ” I yelled.
“FUCK YOU! ” Yelled the troll.
“FUCK YOU! ” I yelled back.
“FUCK YOU! ” Yelled the troll.
“FUCK YOU! ” I yelled back.
“FUCK YOU! ” Yelled the troll.
“HEY I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA! ” Yelled the troll. Then the troll reached into a bag at his hip then pulled his hand out and gave me the finger.
“OK THAT'S IT, YOU SIR ARE DEAD WHEN I GET OVER THERE! ” I yelled at him.
“Can we move on?” Jonathan asked.
“Not until that shitstain is dead!” I told Johnathan then ran off to kill the troll.
—Later That Night—
“How much further?” Jonathan asked.
“Um…. I think it’s that active volcano over there.” I said, pointing at a large active volcano in the distance.
“So what do you plan to do shrink her down turn her anthro and fuck her into submission or something?” Jonathan asked.
“Hmm, I was just going to put these obedience collars on her.” I said then took out five black dog collars. “Then shrink her down. Personally I don’t always like anthros, I like ferals a bit better.” I told him.
“Alright.” he said.
“Come on, let’s go.” I said as we continued our trek to the volcano.
“So what can she do?” Jonathan asked.
“Hmm! Wha?” I asked.
“Like her powers or abilities?” He asked as he jumped over several large boulders making sure to avoid the lava.
I ignored the lava and walked right through it and didn’t even get warm. “Um… well each head can do different things. Like fire, ice, poisonous gas, acid, and lighting, basically she’s pretty dangerous, she can also make water go bad, and that makes it toxic and unable to support any animal life, she can also communicate with and charm other reptiles.” I explained. I saw my kobold lagging behind and went to pick her up and carry her on my shoulders.
“Don't you have the ability to charm reptiles as well, like those umm I forgot what they're called but they were similar to snakes.” Jonathan said, rubbing his head.
“You mean the XCOM Vipers or something else? Also if you don’t like yours I can take them back.” I said.
“Nah it's fine, so you think your charm will work on her?” Jonathan asked.
“Hmm, well, I can control most creatures that are considered creepy or “evil” but since she’s the goddess of dragons, I’m not sure.” I said as We came upon a long staircase with hundreds of steps, and at the top of the steps was an entrance to a large cave. “Wow. That’s a lot of steps.” I said.
“Yeah but it's not a problem.” Jonathan said as he started walking up the steps.
“Anyway if she is affected by my curse, and gets a whiff of me, she might even present herself to me. Buuut… that’s probably just wishful thinking.” I said. I took my kobold off my shoulders and transformed into robot mode. “Besides, I doubt she’d even be up for it.” I said. As I began to walk up the stairs with little effort.
Jonathan was waiting for me at the top of the stairs allowing me to pass him as I entered the cave first. I transformed back to human form and began sneaking into the cave.
“Wait, did you hear that?” Ask Jonathan.
“Hear what?” I asked as I began listening for whatever Johnathan was hearing.
It was then that I heard five sets of beastial moaning coming from inside. “You don’t think…..” I whispered as we snuck into a large cavern.
“I'll leave you to it.” Said Jonathan as he slipped away.
—Incoming Lemon—
I looked around and I froze when I saw the most gigantic five headed dragoness I’ve ever seen with her snatch being repeatedly impaled on a large rock. ‘Holy crap! She’s… She’s….. She’s pleasuring herself on a rock!? ’
I continued to watch as she brought her hips down onto the rock, each time she gave out a moan from each of her heads. Then she noticed me, suddenly removing herself from the rock as she confronted me.
“Who dares to enter my den!” She shouted.
I just stood there silently. Luckily my helmet was on and my visor and mouthplate were covering my face so she couldn’t see how red it was.
“Well answer!” She shouted.
“H-hi! My name is Rob, but most call me Soundblaster.” I said with a small wave.
“Why have you come here?” She asked, taking a step making the entire cave shake.
I took out the poster of her on it out of my chest compartment and held it up for her to see. “I’ve come to capture and tame you.” I told her.
“Tame me!?” She said in anger, as she stomped making several stalactites fall from the ceiling.
“Is that a problem?” I asked her.
“Of course it is!” She yelled at me.
“Why? If I were to capture and tame you, you wouldn’t have to sit around and do nothing but wait for the next dumbass adventurer who wants to slay you but inevitably dies before they even unsheathe their weapon. Besides, you seem a bit lonely, as exhibit-A over there is anything to go by, you’ve been here a long time and you are very lonely.” I said, gesturing to the large rock she was using as a makeshift dildo.
“And what could you offer me?” She asked as a small blush could be seen on all of her heads’ cheeks.
“Well for one, if you are able to shrink yourself down so I don’t have to keep my head up and get a crick in my neck we could talk a bit more.” I said to her.
She started to shrink till she was about 10 feet tall. “Is this better?” She asked.
“Can you go a little smaller?” I asked. “I may be 7 ft tall but I still don’t want to keep looking up just to talk.”
She shrunk down more till she was my size. “Better?” She asked.
“Much, now since you are my size, are you able to stand upright?” I asked.
“Why do you ask?” She asked me.
“Well, I noticed you weren’t able to finish earlier, and since that little act of yours, my codpiece is starting to strain against my pants.” I said.
She grinned on all her heads before backing up to a wall, and getting on her back to stand up, using the wall to support herself.
When I looked at her against the wall I felt a shiver go down my spine. “Oh now that is hot!” I exclaimed.
“You like?” She asked.
“Oh yes!” I said as I began taking off my armor and my clothes. After I had removed all my clothes I walked over to where she was against the wall.
“So what first, do you want to explore, or get right into it?” She asked.
“I wanna skip the foreplay, judging just by how wet you are, you need it now.” I said as I dipped two fingers into her folds and brought them out, showing them to be soaked in her juices.
“Then do it already.” She told me, grinning as she spread her lower lips with one of her claws.
“Oh I’m going to!” I said as I brought my member to her entrance. I pressed inside slowly, causing her to moan out.
“It's been forever since I’ve had any kind of intimacy.” She moaned, before I hilted inside her.
“Have you had any children during any of your other times of intimacy?” I asked as I began to move.
“Yes, I’ve had a few, but that was long ago.” She told me.
“Oh my gosh that makes this so much better! You’re a total MILF!” I said as I began getting more excited and began to pick up a faster rhythm.
“Fuck yes.” The dragon goddess moaned, before I grabbed her hindquarters and gave her ass a firm squeeze.
I continued my thrusts into her snatch as I was building up speed. Her tail wrapped around me tightly, and her many heads started to kiss and lick me sensually.
“Ah Yes!” I said as I continued to thrust into her.
“You better fill me up.” She told me.
“Oh I will!” I said as I began trying something new that confused her at first, but soon she gasped and began moaning loudly. “There’s the g-spot, let’s kick this into overdrive!” I said as I began going faster and harder.
“That's just how I like it.” Tiamat said as she got so much tighter, and her tail squeezed me, but not enough to hurt me.
I could sense she was getting close, so was I, so I began being a little more rough with her and lifted her legs up and began plowing into her harder than before.
“Oh fuck.” She said, as she wrapped her forelegs around me.
“Damn!” I said as I was getting close to my climax.
“I'M-I'M CUMMMMING!” She yelled as we both came, I hilted inside her as she gripped me like a vice and took everything I had to give.
We flopped onto the floor with her on top of me. I looked up to her and smiled. “Was that good for you?” I asked.
“It was great.” She told me.
“Wanna go again?” I asked. “Only this time in the other hole?”
“OoohYES!” She groaned out.
—5 Rounds Of Sex And Sexual Positions Later—
—End Of Lemon—
As soon as we were finished we were resting on the ground snuggling with each other. “You’re pretty good in bed.” I told her.
“You are as well, no one has ever been able to satisfy me.” She told me.
“Then I guess that means I’ve done what I’ve come here for.” I said as I began to pet her middle head.
“Hmm what do you mean?” She asked.
“I’ve come to tame you, remember? And since I’ve satisfied your needs, by that logic, you have been tamed. And I’m betting right now you don’t want me to leave you here alone.” I explained.
“Hate to admit it but you're right.” She said,
“Would you be willing to wear collars and a few leashes? Since the capture part of my quest has yet to be achieved. I think it’d be best for you to come back home with me.” I told her.
“Do I have to wear it?” She asked.
“Only if you don’t want anyone to try attacking you.” I said. “Besides, if you think about it, it’s kind of like bondage.” I whispered to the central head, causing her heads to blush and purr in arousal.
“Alright I'll wear them.” She said with a smile.
I returned her smile and went to get the Collars. After taking them out of the chest compartment on my chestplate, I returned to Tiamat and put a collar around each neck, and on the central head I got a golden dog tag with her name on it, who she belongs to etc., and put it on the collar. “There, you are now mine!” I said with a smile as I hooked a leash on each collar.
I got my clothes and armor and put them on, then I grabbed her leashes and was about to go before I stopped and looked at her. I took a mental picture, which I could actually print out later, and asked her a question. “Is there anything here you want to bring along? Any treasure, special artifacts? Anything at all?”
“No nothing.” She told me.
“Ok then, let’s go.” I said as playfully tugged on the leash and we began walking out of the cave.
When we arrived we just saw my Kobold the tiger and Jonathan playing poker not even paying attention to us.
“Hey! I’m back! And I’ve got a new one!” I said gesturing to my new “pet”.
“Yeah we all kinda already knew that.” Said Jonathan.
“You heard everything, didn’t you.” I deadpanned.
“Some moaning and groaning, not much else.” He said.
“Ok, let’s go and rub this in those adventurers faces!” I exclaimed as I began heading back in the direction of the seaside village.
“So who else is on the list?” Jonathan asked.
“Just one. Which will be my next adventure!” I exclaimed excitedly.
