Dirk Elrod: dreamer, entrepreneur, and all-around impoverished failure. A man once so full of ideas now living in a run-down apartment on borrowed time and money. When his chaotic amalgamation of a landlord drops by with a way out of his conundrum, Dirk is understandably very interested. When he learns what he must do to earn his blank slate, however, he is faced with a decision: his basic human dignity or financial freedom.

Then again, nothing is more dangerous, or more chaotic, than a man with nothing to lose.

Can Dirk set aside his fears and shame to play his assigned role in a brand new world, or will the pressure break him?

No matter what, one thing is certain: Discord will certainly be getting his money's worth.

Just a fun little story I had to write when I accidentally had a flash of inspiration (Really sorry about that BTW). Feedback is welcome, I don't think I will be getting an editor for this, but I have confidence in my ability to produce a pretty good first-pass. If anyone finds obvious mistakes feel free to message me or leave a comment.

Rated mature because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna want to get spicy. This won't be a clop-fic though, there might be some instances of sexuality, and nudity is pretty much a given but, like, I won't be writing full-blown sex scenes.

If anyone finds a good cover art lemme know, I'm not like super driven to scrub the web for something that fits the bill.

Special thanks to:

• FanOfMostEverything for catching a smoothbrain moment I had.