Chapters Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
At a royal dinner at Canterlot, there was a Green Unicorn, named Comic Field was having dinner in the hall, it is a traditional holiday being celebrated by the recently crowned Princess, Princess Twilight Sparkle, as Celestia and Luna recently retired. But then, all of a sudden, then came a hooded primate of some kind come in, with a dagger, he sprinted towards the Princess, trying to kill her! Comic Field saved her by stabbing the primate's eye out with a fork I was using, I stabbed all over his body
"I am an Anti-Pony of The Anti-Equestrian Empire...all hail the Dramatica Party..." Comic Field called him ridiculous and finish him off...it was the first drop of blood he ever spilled, but then the Princess approached him
"Thank you for saving my life, that was brave of you...I crown you, the Agent of me. The Agent of the Equestrian Princess." She said, Comic was exited! Now it was time to take action, that's when I got word that they took over a little meadow and caves of our territory, they called it "The Cave of 4Chan" he had no idea what any of it meant, all I knew was that it was time to declare war on the bastards. So I, and many soldiers of the Equestrian Military went out to the newly formed "Cave of 4Chan" and fought, we fought and fought...but that wasn't enough.
Princess Twilight Sparkle got word from 2 other nations of Equus, Ponyland and Japone, that apparently, Anti-Equestria kidnapped some of their soldiers too, as well as ours, so we went to a meeting, Twilight, Spike and I are talking with Queen Majesty of Ponyland, and Emperor Dusking Sunshine of Japone. I say
"So, to get the Beebear out of the room, Anti-Equestria is kidnapping and killing our soldiers and citizens!" Spike replied
"This is cruel genocide!" The Japonies Emperor stood up and said
"I know that, which is why I've made the resistance against them. Queen Majesty and Princess Twilight Sparkle are aware, right?" They both nodded.
"Good" I said. You see, the tech of Equestria and Ponyland are higher then in ancient times, but Japone has the highest tech in the entirety of Equus, and I mean, THE ENTIRETY, From Saddle Arabia to Yakyakistan, from Tropical Island to Ponyland, Japone has the highest, with mighty machines of mass heroism. Got to be honest though, I was a little anxious being around 3 Alicorns and a Dragon, and I'm just a little Unicorn. So, the Equestrians, The Ponylandic and the Japonies went to Anti-Equestria, and I saw their leader, their Supreme Empress, "Sherrod Degrippo" was her name, and she ruled with an iron fist. She saw us and started shooting at us the second we came, however, we did not give up, we killed every Anti-Pony in sight, they kept using harsh words, such as "Faggot" and "Retard" and even "Zigger". They were brutal, Emperor Dusking Sunshine was in his airplane, and he started shooting the Anti-Equestrian Army and Air-Force down. I've never seen such technology in Equestria! However...he got his engine blown out, and he came falling
"I will repay my dept...see you on the other side, my friends...my son" Said the Emperor, He flew his falling airplane straight into Sherrod's Palace! The Ponylandic, Equestrians and Japonies won the battle! Sherrod...is finally dead! However, a soldier of the Anti-Equestrian navy went all the way to Japone with Dusking's corpse and showed it straight to his son's face! His son was Rising Sunshine, who after seeing his father dead, he was crowned the Emperor at only 17 years old...that's so young, especially After the death of Sherrod, the Brotherhood party came into play, and changed it from an Empire to a Communist state, and they payed so much for propaganda...this is when he learned...they are NOT from our universe! They may call them insane, but these guys came from another universe. They come from another universe where these guys are fans...of us. They were banished to a random island in the Multiverse, not knowing they happened to end up in Equus. These guys hacked the TVs of Equus to play their propaganda, and they kept using the same word..."Brony" They showed very dumb images such as "Warning: Bronies and Ponies will be shot, survivors will be shot again." Or they showed a picture of a pony from their universe saying "Can't sleep, Bronies will..." I am not going to say the next thing, it's too graphic, and they even showed "art" of the Princess' friends, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy being hanged! Japone, Ponyland, and they had alot to say about this, the 3 of us had speeches.
Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Comic Field are at a stand, Twilight says
"Everypony...it's time for action. This is the first War Equestria was in in many moons!" Comic replied
"That means we'll kick the flanks of Anti-Equestria! How, you may ask? Well, they call us an infection! Infection? We'll show them Infection! First, we'll add poison to our ammo! Arrows, Bullets, whatever you have, poison it! We're giving it away for free, now anyone can help! Not just soldiers!" Everyone applauds as Spike added
"Be careful, this is real poison, don't shoot it at anypony." Twilight ended it by saying
"We hereby declare a true war against the Brotherhood! The leader calls himself the "Resister" or, his official title 'President Resister' President, yeah right, he's a dictator! A dictator who needs to perish!" Over in Ponyland, Queen Majesty had her speech as well, Everyone is screaming, and crying, and asking Majesty for help, she says
"Look, I know what's going on, but you need to calm down!" Then a white mare named Sweetheart came up and replied
"Calm? I cannot stay calm within my own house anymore! They took my husband, Teddy, thanks to Dusking Sunshine for saving him, bless his soul." The Queen then replies
"Ma'am, I swear, Anti-Equestria will fall soon, but we need help from others!" Sweetheart replies back
"All we have is Japone! and Japone is still preparing too!" Another mare named Patch went up and said
"And Equestria too, but they barely did crap!" The Queen replied
"They needed to recover after the Genocide! Besides, I have troops at the 4Chan border, along with Equestria and Japone! I swear, it'll be over soon! I swear! WE WILL TAKE DOWN THE NEWLY FORMED BROTHERHOOD, WE WILL!" as everyone applauded, and then in Japone, the newly crowned Emperor said this
"This is stupidity. The Anti-Equestrians should accept their fate and give up to the Equestrians, Ponylandic, and of course, US, THE JAPONIES!" as everyone cheers, he continued
"HIS IS MOCKERY OF US! THIS IS MOCKERY OF THEM! THIS IS MOCKERY TO MY FATHER, EMPEROR DUSKING SUNSHINE!" He said, as a tear flows down his face. "THE BATTLE WILL NOT END, I WILL NOT GIVE MY LIFE TO THEM, BUT WE WILL FLY DOWN TO THE ANTI-EQUESTRIAN PALACE AND RIP THE HEAD OFF OF THE DICTATOR OF THE BROTHERHOOD PARTY!" They all scream in applause, as Emperor Rising Sunshine lets out a loud bellowing war cry. They have a now gotten word that Yakyakistan has joined our side, Prince Rutherford had this to say
"Yak want to join pony side because what nasty gorilla doing is wrong" I did realize that these are not "Gorillas" These are those human things that Lyra keeps talking about. Then, Lord Ember comes through the gates, she told me...that Garble overtook her and now joined the side of...Anti-Equestria?! Huh? Yeah, he hates ponies as much as they do, Griffonstone also joined for the same reason, so I introduced...the Griffon Flattening Machine! However, this was met with backlash from the citizens of Equestria, Ponyland, Japone and Yakyakistan who were Griffons themselves...I wasn't aware that Griffons lived here. Or anywhere outside of Griffonstone for that matter. I then figured out through more propaganda bullcrap that they built a robot army they called "The Omega"
"hahaha" Laughed Resistor "We'll continue the Reich into Yakyakistan! They're stupid illiterate Yaks!" The Anti-Equestrians went, some went into giant robot suits, some put on random gas masks, which made no sense, since Anti-Equestria is the only nation with a pollution problem, so why go to Yakyakistan with Gas masks? Whatever, they went to Yakyakistan, Yaks guarded the Yakyakistani coast with bows and catapults, a few Anti-Equestrians made it through, a couple yaks died, now there was a big battle, Pinkie happened to be visiting for Yona, Pinkie distracted Yona from the carnage
"Look Yona, let's play a game!" They both played tag as it goes back to the battle, the Yaks tipped over the robots and smashed them, one ripped off the mask and bit off an Anti-Equestrian's face! They escaped back to Anti-Equestria, 700,000 Anti-Equestrian corpses left throughout, they started burying the bodies, this gave Yakyakistan the new title of "Graveyard for Anti-Equestrians" Back in Anti-Equestria, it is revealed that Sherrod DeGrippo is still alive! She crushed his skull on camera, blood spewed everywhere, she went up to the mic and said
"THE DRAMATICA PARTY IS BACK. LET'S KILL ALL THE FAGGOTS OF EQUUS!!!" The Anti-Equestrians cheered and she shot the camera and ripped down all the Brotherhood propaganda.
That's when...another thing came, he called himself the "Destroyer of all fandoms" or "Jar Jar Binks" he destroyed Equestria! He spared the rest of Equus for some reason. * months after the incident, Equestria was built back up and Jar Jar Binks was defeated by a hero known as Adrian Manray...more about him later.
Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
Mordetwi, the TRUE story.
Much after those events...
Twilight woke up from a non-peaceful sleep. She looked around and saw Pinkie Pie bouncing, she looked at her and said
"Twilight, you silly filly. That wasn't a dream, you and that blue jay smoked a whole bunch of weed and you 2 began Falling in love, however, when you woke up the next morning after having sex, you 2 awkwardly stared at eachother and you both walked away, then used a spell to clear your mind of that sinful act" Twilight's eyes widened and she said.
"Wait...me and that blue jay had sex? Oh no...I'm not pregnant am I?" Rainbow Dash comes in and says.
"OH WAIT A MINUTE HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE" Twilight got mad as she was startled, she asked
"Rainbow, where the fuck did you come from?" Rainbow puts a grin on her face and says "Your mom!" as a bunch of people came up and cheered Rainbow Dash for her roast. She continued.
"So anyway, as I was going to say, you are not fucking pregnant Twilight, this isn't the clusterfuck that is Deviantart or dare I say...4chan." Twilight pondered and said
"I Wonder what that blue jay is doing right now..."
Meanwhile...
"You wanna know who I got pregnant?" Mordecai replies "Who, Muscle Man?" and he replies with "MY MOM!!!"
Back where Twilight was, she went over to a therapy place and went to her therapist, Esdeath.
"Hello?" She asked, Esdeath smiled and replied
"Oh hi. I see you're here for your appointment." Twilight proceeded to say
"Yeah. So, this afternoon, I was told that I fucked a blue jay, but I wasn't pregnant." Esdeath's face changed and she said
"How do you know you're not pregnant? Besides not having a visible baby bump, at the moment? Did you use protection?" Twilight replied "I don't know. I was on weed." Esdeath continued,
"And who gave you the weed?" Twilight wondered as Snoop Dogg moves backwards into the bushes. Twilight then says "Not sure."
"Did you take a pregnancy test?" She asked, Twilight said no, as she takes it, she is actually pregnant as Twilight gets very suprised Esdeath then says
"So you are. Hm. We can sort this out at a later time." Twilight then asks if Jar Jar Binks is dead, Esdeath says no and that Adrian Manray and his allies killed him and that the Multiverse was safe.
Meanwhile at Kermit's swamp...
"Wassup frog dude?" Asked Mordecai, Kermit says he's good, and asks what he wants, Mordecai then says that he had sex with Twilight, Kermit then says
"Not a suprise to me. It's not like someone thought it was a good idea to cross breed a horse and a bird!" Shrek hears this and runs away because he thought it was too weird. Both Twilight and Mordecai left to their homes
"Oh no...I have bad news..." Said Twilight, Rainbow rolls her eyes and asks what's wrong, Twilight explains she's actually pregnant and Rainbow gets very suprised as Pinkie Pie bangs an anvil signaling how suprised Rainbow is, Rarity hears it and says
"What the hell are you 2 going on about?" Rainbow then says "Your sister's a mister!" as those guys come back and cheer again. Rarity is very confused
"What the fuck does that even mean, darling? Sweetie Belle is not a boy." She said, Rainbow then explains that Twilight is pregnant with a bird's babies, Twilight then explains she sent out Luna to go confront Mordecai.
"Uh oh, yup, I did in fact get a pony pregnant" He said, as Benson orders him to get back to work, Luna then says with her wings open that she needs to speak with him. Benson asks if she's the one he got pregnant, Mordecai then says no and that the one he got pregnant was purple. Luna asks why he had sex with Twilight, he replies
"Well...it's time I told you the truth...I am not Mordecai at all..." Everyone is confused as he grins and says
"Nope, I am..." He takes off a Mordecai fursuit and says "I am Jin1515." Luna is confused who he is and Benson asks
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY EMPLOYEE!?" He was mad, and Jin1515 gets on an evil grin.
"Oh yeah, him, I simply put him in a cage, and downed his brain to real life bird levels..." Luna asked him why, and he explained
"Well...the thing is, I asked to have sex with her before, just as myself, but she said no. So I noticed the meme going around of Mordecai x Twilight, then I kidnapped Mordecai and made a life-like fursuit of him, and wore it, I paid Snoop Dogg to get Twilight high, so I could have sex with her, now she is pregnant with my child, not Mordecai's." Luna calls him a son of a bitch, Benson tells him to free Mordecai, but then he says they'll need to catch him first. He then disappears as Luna brings Benson and Rigby back to Equestria.
"You see, Twilight, that wasn't a blue jay, it was some dude named Jin1515 who's weirdly obsessed with you. Twilight was unfazed, and she replied
"So...what you're telling me is that the blue jay...was actually some simp?" Luna confirmed, Benson and Rigby hope to save Mordecai. Jin1515 appears, laughs and says
"Too bad you won't! I killed Mordecai! I cooked him up and ate him!" But then Discord and Fluttershy appear and Discord slits his throat, he drops to the floor and disappears. Twilight is pissed at Discord and Fluttershy.
"DISCORD, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU AND FLUTTERSHY BEEN?" Discord replies with a trollface grin
"Where the fuck have we been? The answer is...fucking." Fluttershy replies that she too, is pregnant. Applejack then says that it's better Fluttershy is pregnant with Discord's child then Twilight being pregnant with Jin1515's. Twilight gets pissed and says
"Actually...he isn't, you see, Jin1515 is one of the 8 Elder Gods of the Brony Fandom, the 8 Elder Gods consist of 4 good Brony Prophets, and 4 evil warriors of mass destruction."
"So...Mordecai is dead?" Said Rigby, Discord nods sadly, Twilight gets a happy face and says.
"Don't worry, with the help of my friends, we will defeat Jin1515 and the other 3 evil gods, but we can't do it by ourselves, so I got my agent, Comic Field" Comic Field greets the others
"Why do you need an agent?" Asked Pinkie Pie, Twilight replies
"To help me on the missions I can't do" Comic Field then asks
"So, you plan to taking on these gods, who are these gods anyway?" Discord puts on glasses and says
"The 4 prophets are Bonnie Zachary, Lauren Faust, Teddy Chan, and Megan, the first 3 are beautiful Alicorns who rule over the My Little Pony Universe, Megan is a little girl who visited ancient Equestria long ago, she acsended and became the eighth Elder God, as for the bad ones, You already know Jin1515, there's also Anonymous, a 4Channer who invades the My Little Pony Universe once in awhile, the Jar-Man, a man who's obsessed with putting us into jars filled in his own sperm, and Chris Chan, a being of mass destruction, and Equestria's first threat, who was defeated by the 3 Alicorn gods long ago, but stories tell of her return."
"Do you have a spell that can make the baby in my womb disappear?" Asked Twilight, Comic charges his horn and says
"Yes, it's called an abortion spell, but I call it 'Baby-No-More' ABRA KADABRA!" and it is gone now!
Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
"We need to alert Princess Celestia about these gods!" Said Twilight, but then Thomas The Tank Engine appears and says that she can't, Twilight asks why not and Thomas replies that she is busy playing Fortnite with Korg.
"How did you get here anyway?" She asked, Thomas replies
"I became the new messager of Equus, I just got done helping Saddle Arabia's King Spunky with something." Twilight goes to a city and Comic Field says
"Ok, gang, this is the lost city of Angelfire in Ponyland, this is where the 4 prophets currently reside, so I'll need to pick and choose which of you to bring, I'll bring Rainbow Dash for her speed, Twilight Sparkle for her knowledge, Pinkie Pie for her strength and Discord because he's Discord" Fluttershy wishes Discord luck, and Comic Field tells them to stop the shipping fuel and that they needed to go. They enter and wander through for a while, looking at all the statues of gods and the heroes of Ponyland
"Ugh, how much more?" Asked Discord, but then Rainbow replies with.
"Your brother's a mother!" and those people came one more time to cheer.
"I don't even have a brother!" Said Discord, Twilight Sparkle then asks her Agent.
"Quick question, my agent, who exactly is Adrian Manray?" Comic Field then replied "An old friend of mine, apparently he has like, 30 wives from Japonies animation or something, I dunno, why do you ask?" He replied
"Lauren and Bonnie are in their office, however, Teddy's whereabouts are unknown, she's been missing for millennia, she hasn't been seen since the battle against Christine." She said and Comic replied
"Then let's enter their office" Lauren greets them as Bonnie says they'll help with supplying them and powering them up, they fill them up with power and Lauren says
"Yes, however, I need you to return to New Equestria, me, Bonnie and Megan will get ready, and you guys have more destinies to fulfill, especially you, Twilight Sparkle and Comic Field." She said, the ponies return home, Twilight notices a note
"Huh, a note? What does this say?" The note reads
"Greetings, Twilight Sparkle, my name is Tony Stark, known also as the Invincible Iron Man, I'd like to invite you into the Illuminati with other brilliant heroes such as you and me."
"Hmm...this sounds pretty good, I'll check it out" She said
Meanwhile, where Wong and Adrian Manray were...
Adrian enters into the Sanctum Sanctorum and says
"Wong, I'm here." Wong greets him and says
"After Jar Jar Binks destroyed Equestria Doctor Strange went to the Creator of All Fandoms to help rebuild it nicknaming it 'New Equestria'. They usually pretend that the incident never happened because of trauma reasons. For a while, there was peace. But after you killed Jar Jar Binks, entities from the shadows rose such as Jin1515. The ponies defeated him, and Twilight told her agent to do a Baby No More spell." Adrian is surprised that Twilight did this and it's revealed that the spell did not work, Adrian replies
"A new Elder God would mean an advantage to the Equus war, right?" Wong replies
"Depends on how you raise it. But I suppose." Wong then calls Comic Field a noob at his own spell, revealing that Comic isn't as smart as he think he is. Adrian asks where Doctor Strange is and Wong says that he is busy and says
"He will talk to Twilight about that and help her understand." Adrian leaves and Wong prays for Equestria's fate.
"Is this the right place, Tony, are you there?" Iron Man, Batman, Mr. Fantastic, Piccolo, Professor X, Alphys, Edward, and Doctor Strange greets her.
"Yes, you are the one who slept with Jin1515, right?" Asked Doctor Strange
"It was an accident, besides, my agent gave me an abortion." She replied, Doctor Strange tells her that Comic Field failed and that he was kinda stupid.
"I've also heard that Jin1515 and the other gods are aware of what you tried to do, so now they're REALLY pissed." Said Edward, Alphys then comes and says
"G-good thing I have someone who might help" Batman rolls his eyes, but then Piccolo says that she has too, Alphys tells Papyrus to come out and he screams "NYEEEEEHHHH!!!" Mr. Fantastic and Professor X agree that Papyrus being here would at least mean they have their own missions
"So what you're saying, Alphys, is that a very loud skeleton can help" Twilight said with an unamused frown, Alphys said to trust her and Papyrus says
"YEAH! I AM A TRUSTED FRIEND OF ADRIAN MANRAY, AND I HELPED KILL JAR JAR BINKS, I AM PERFECT TO HELP!" Twilight says she needs to go to Celestia now
"By the way, Twilight, how's my old pal Thomas doing?" Asked Edward, Twilight says he's doing good.
"I will go with Twilight, Papyrus and Batman, if he wants to" said Iron Man, Batman, Papyrus and Twilight agree.
"Hey, Celestia, I need you to...are you playing Fortnite?" Said Twilight, Korg sees them and says
"Oh, of course, by the way, I'm Korg, and here's Princess Celestia." Said Korg, Twilight's eyes widen and she asks why Celestia weighs 30,000 pounds, Korg says she's depressed.
"Haha, hey, my old student, Twilight, little miss 'Dear Princess Celestia' haha, how the hell are ya?" She asked, Twilight gets pissed and replies
"Celestia, I know Jar Jar Binks destroyed Equestria and you may not know any purpose, but we need to defeat Jin1515 and the other elder gods!" She said, Celestia replies "Screw them!" as she laughs
"Celestia, Noobmaster69 just called me a dickhead again." Said Korg, Celestia gets the mic and says
"Hey, Noobmaster69 is it? It's me, princess of the sun? Well, if you don't leave my new friend alone right now, I will grab a sunray and ram it straight up your butt! Oh yeah, cry to your father, you little weasel." She said
"This is probably our que to leave..." Said Batman, Papyrus then says "I LOVE FORTNITE!"
Back at base...
"So, Twilight, I feel the baby inside you, the baby has only about 5 months until you give birth to...whatever it is." Said Professor X Twilight replies
"So why can't you grab a hammer and-" She is cut off by Mr. Fantastic
"Alright, first of all, that's horrible, and second of all, it's a Half-Elder God, I don't think it will even work."
"All you can do now is fight off the Elder Gods, and hope your baby isn't evil." Said Iron Man.
"I know that the Jar Man and Anonymous live in a cave known as the Cave of 4Chan, so maybe you and your friends could go and fight them there." Said Edward
Twilight goes to the Equestria-Anti Equestria border at the Cave of 4Chan
"Here we are! The cave of 4Chan!" Said Comic, Pinkie gets scared, they then encounter Deadpool
"Is that Wade? Hi Wade!" Said Pinkie Pie, Deadpool gets happy.
Pinkie Pie! Oh, it's so good to see you..." He said, hugging Ponk. Twilight asks about Deadpool
"Yup we go way back!" She said, as Deadpool described himself.
"Anyway to get more info on the Brony Elder Gods?" She asked
"The Supreme Empress of Anti-Equestria, Sherrod DeGrippo, she he leads an army of people who dwell in these caves named Encyclopedia Dramatica." Said Deadpool, they go into the cave and encounter her.
"Sherrod, we aren't here to fight." Said Comic Field.
"Hello there, retards" Said Sherrod, Pinkie and Deadpool get pissed, Sherrod laughs and says
"You're fucking retarded." Twilight asks what she hates, and she basically names every fandom, race, sexuality, gender, ect. Comic replies
"Ok, jackass, what is it you DO like?" She replies with just "Sex" Comic replies
"Just sex? Wait...why is there a picture of a wiener hung up on your wall?"
"My presentation to you heroes, you see, I know all about wieners."
"For a homophobe, you sure have an obsession with wieners."
Only disgusting ones, to shock people with. I usually look away" Comic replies
"Looks like a normal wiener to me." She says that it's an example image
"LOOK!" He yelled, "What is it can you tell about Jin1515, The Jar Man, Anon and Christine Weston Chandler?"
"They're ponyfags."
"Ok, bitch, you're starting to piss me off, I mean, anything useful."
"Ok, fine, I'll tell you about Christine, you see, my ancestors wanted to invade Equestria, but then encountered a man named Christian Chandler, we bullied him to where he became evil. Oh, also, he eventually became a she, but that's not valid, still a he to me he's also in love with his mother and she is currently pregnant with a- some sort of evil being of mass destruction."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"Anyway, more about wieners..."
"OH COME ON!"
Deadpool Gets out his gun and says "Stop with all the dicks, you dick."
Later...
"Pinkie and I were X-Men" Deadpool said, "But left to do our own thing, however, while you were talking about dicks, I called them, they told me apparently the 4Chan gods are plotting to kidnap Rainbow Dash."
"...You couldn't tells us that before?" Said Comic
"It was funny" Deadpool replied, Comic says
"Also, I read her mind, about the mother thing, the pregnancy part is a lie." He said, Deadpool's happy about that.
Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
Skipper, Kowalski and Private are at the border of Yakyakistan and Equestria...
"Kowalski, analysis" Said Skipper, Kowalski then says "Sir, it seems were in world were horses are the dominant species"
"So what happened to all the humans?"
"Perhaps they made humans their pets like in Planet of the Apes"
"Nevermind, our boss wanted us to come here, the horses are criminals" Private taps Skipper's shoulder and says "Skipper, don't you think there's another reason?" Skipper then says
"No Private, it's clear that the horses are evil and they killed our homie Mordecai they will pay for their evil actions. Alright boys, let's start a war with the horses, and after that, we find some bitches
After Twilight and friends left to the Cave of 4 chan...
"I'm getting bored." She watches Mordetwi memes as her old enemy, Walter White came, the 2 had troll battles years ago and Walter came for vengeance, he then says
"Hey Rainbow Dash, You're brother's a mother who's a father who's a sister who's a mister!" He said
"How were you able to pull that off?" She said, Walter then says
"I remembered the last time you pulled that kind of trick. Now I am here to take my revenge.", Rainbow replies "We'll see about that!"
Rainbow Dash flies at Walter, but then Walter shoots her in the wing and defeats her, and brings her to the lost world of SML, Jar Man and Anon were there
"I see you have a pony who is conspiring against us." Said Jar Man, Anon then says "We thank you for your service." Walter then said
"I am doing this because my boss wanted to make sure no one stood in his way. Consider this a warning if you dare challenge him." Jar Man stares and says.
"You don't scare us!" Walter then says
"Jar Jar Binks made you look like fools..."
"Gr... fine. Who exactly is your boss?" Replied Anon, Walter then says "Ultron..."
Back at Equestria...
Pinkie welcomes Deadpool to Equestria, Deadpool hopes he they have chimichangas, Comic looks at the penguins and asks why they're there
"Alright, Horses, hands up under the law of the multiverse, you are under arrest for murdering a fellow bird and enslaving humans" Said Skipper, Pinkie replied, "The WHAT?" Skipper orders Kowalski to get the miniguns Comic Field replied
"Look here, if you want to wage war on us, talk to Princess Twilight Sparkle, my boss, she's right over there." Twilight then says "Hmm?"
So you're the leader of the horses? Why did you kill our homie Mordecai?"
"That Blue Jay was your homie?"
"Oh my god, you ate Mordecai and he's in your stomach!"
"No! I got tricked by Jin1515 and he ate your homie Mordecai!
"You're lying, Jin1515 and the Brony Elder Gods are a myth!" Private then says
"Princess Twilight, you're under arrest for killing and eating Mordecai, who was on a mission to study an energy released from a fight between Adrian Manray and Jar Jar Binks" Kowalski then says
"Sir, the blue and pink ones are staring at me, I believe they want to mate."
"But I'm straight" Said Ponk
"I'm gay, but in love with Applejack, though we haven't had sex yet." Said Rainbow, Comic Field puts his hoof on Skipper and says
"Look, maybe we can talk-" He's cut off by Skipper
"Get your hooves off me you damn dirty horse!"
"Sir, she did not eat Mordecai, it seems she's about to lay an egg" Said Kowalski
"I think it's just a baby" Said Private
"Hello, ponies, welcome to Film Theory!" Matpat said randomly appearing out of nowhere, Twilight goes insane and says
"Nothing makes sense anymore"
Ah, Penguins, I see you found the enemy, my theory was correct."
"Matpat, what are you doing here?" Said Kowalski
"You see, I am not the REAL Matpat."
"It's Jin1515." Said Discord.
"Grr, Discord, you stupid motherfucking cocksucking virgin porn addicted neckbeard fedora wearing manchild fuckstick! You slit my fucking throat and sent me back to hell, you son of a bitch!"
"Nani? You're real?" Said Skipper
"Of course I'm real, you fatass."
"Colorful mouth you have there, Jin1515." Skipper then said
"I heard of your power, Jin1515, you killed Rico in the shadows. You and the Elder Gods didn't have the balls to fight Jar Jar Binks, let alone make out with the pony Listen here, Jin1515, now's your chance to leave before you get the Penguin slap. A slap so hard that even Omni Man couldn't withstand!" He said, Applejack said
"I don't think he's listening" Said Applejack
"Why did you and the other Brony Elder Gods hide when you could've fought Jar Jar Binks?" Said Skipper
"Shut the fuck up."
"Alright, you asked for it, boys, let's bitchslap him to Oblivion!"
They do the penguin slap on him, slapping him hard over and over again, Jin1515 is bruised and bloody, he leaves
"Sorry 'bout that, we work at the multiverse agency, we've been busy observing the multiverse to free the war against Jar Jar Binks, we did not notice your problem" Said Private, Skipper then said
"If you need us, call us."
"Actually, you can stay if you want, we need more citizens"
"Then I think we're gonna stay here for awhile, say Twi, do you know where we can find some bitches?"
"Well, we have bitches ALL AROUND Equestria! Hottest women around." Said Comic
"Shut up, my agent, and get to planning"
The penguins go to Celestia
"Celestia, are you- Holy shitballs what the hell is that?
"Oh, hi there, ostriches"
"Alright boys, time to get this fat bitch out of the castle."
"I ain't going nowhere"
"Listen, Princess, you need to leave the castle, we can do this the easy way or the hard way" Korg then said
"She won't move a hoof." Skipper then said
"The hard way it is. On the count of 3, 1, 2, 3." They then get a crane to lift her out.
Meanwhile...
"Hey, Jin1515, it's nice to meet you, listen, I'd like to make you an offer, if you help me take over the multiverse, I can give you power that'll overthrow the other Brony Elder Gods and the ponies." Said Infinity Ultron
"Hmm, sounds pretty good to me"
"So, do we have a deal, Jin1515?"
"Yes."
Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
Preparations for something greater...
Meanwhile in an alternate universe...
"Hello and welcome back to IWIC. Today we have Cinder Fall from the RWBY franchise with us at the studio right now." Said Adrian.
"Thank you for having me here. It is a great pleasure." Said Cinder Fall
"So, do you think you will return for future seasons of RWBY?"
"Of course, I'm a fan favorite. Why wouldn't I?"
"Ok then..." Said Jimmy Woo
"Any chance that the multiverse would be a part of the plot for RWBY Season 9?" Said Adrian
"I currently cannot say... if there was... there would be multiverse versions of you." Said Cinder
"Well. That's today's Episode of IWIC. See you guys later." Said Adrian, Cinder Fall leaves the studio
"You did great back there." Said the Cameraman.
"Thanks." She enters a room and opens a portal to Tartarus, then goes in
"The mission is complete. I studied this version of Adrian Manray. He shows no sign of Arizona God energy, so he isn't a threat." (Arizona God is a thing Adrian has, sorry for not mentioning it earlier)
"Good. It seems that there is only one Adrian Manray that is a true threat. Very well. Carry on. I already sent Walter White and Jin1515 on a mission to apprehend Lauren Faust, Megan, and Bonnie." Said Infinity Ultron
"And your other associate?"
"Towa's mission is none of your concern."
"Of course. "
"Hm..." Towa opens a book "let's see...Council of Biebers, V-Tubers, Brony Elder gods... ah ha! There we go. Adrian Manray... it seems he was recently added..."
"He is close to being the most powerful being in the multiverse... the only thing standing in his way is Kermit The Frog and... them..." Said Infinity Ultron
"What if we could kill him before he becomes more of a threat than he is." Said Towa
"I see... very well. I give you that task."
"It will be my pleasure..."
Meanwhile in a condo...
"Ok, got some stuff to bring back home and-" Adrian was speaking, until he was interrupted by Towa
"Ok, who the hell are you and why are you here?"
"My name is Towa, and I am here to make sure you're not a threat to my plan!"
An unknown voice says "Not if I have anything to say about it, bitch!"
"Wait, did you just hear that-" Towa gets thrown by a force as Adrian teleports
Towa falls down and says "What in the hell was that?" as she opens the book of cosmic beings and edits the page with Adrian Manray to feature a form of mental force protection
Meanwhile at the Sanctum Sanctorum...
"Stephen, are you here?" Said Twilight, Doctor Strange replies
"Yes. What can I do for you?" Twilight asks to accelerate the pregnancy
"First I'm going to figure out how many I'm dealing with."
"It's just one baby." Doctor Strange projects
"No, you are having twins."
"Well then... go ahead." He does it
After the birth...(I am not going into detail about Twilight's birth lol)
"Alright Twilight. Congratulations. You are officially a mother of two." He sets down one yellow foal and one purple foal
"It's a boy and a girl" Said Wong
"Hmm... I'll name the yellow one Sunshine Sparkle. And the purple one Moonlight Sparkle."
"I advise you be careful when carrying them around, it might cause attention among entities..."
Meanwhile...
Jin1515 looks down
"What is it?" Asked Infinity Ultron
"It seems I have now become a father...."
"Are you saying there's a elder god hybrid roaming around?"
"Yes..."
"This will attract the attention of Christine... and she will come for you..." Walter White shows up and says
"Rainbow Dash is in the lost world of SML, I replaced her with a fake."
"Good. That way, Christine won't catch us. Two more threats are still there.... The Multiverse Agency and Adrian Manray...." Said Infinity Ultron
Jin1515 says "Who cares about hi-" He then gets grabbed by the neck by Ultron
"If he is able to kill Jar Jar Binks, then he is almost near indestructible, let alone the mental force he has within him." He said
"I sensed that force and it has a mind of its own. And I must say, it's quite misbehaving and... twisted..."
"Hm... if we separate this force from Adrian Manray and control it, maybe we can use this exact power against Chris..."
"She is doing her part...." Adrian's house, the 3rd bathroom across from the main bedroom on the 2nd floor, Adrian goes into the bathroom and looks in a mirror
"I don't know what the hell you are, but you have done enough to me already!" His reflection then says
"Ouch! I didn't know you felt like you had a few burdens."
"You know what I mean. How long have you been here?"
"Let's see... I was awoken when you and Junko did it, I took control with the intercourse, and I was the reason you survived the parasite Jar Jar Binks gave you."
"So you healed me, but not the others infected?"
"No, they were unfit for beings like us."
"How dare you say that to them! They were good people! What are you? What do you want?"
"In a nutshell, I am you. And what I want, is to repopulate the Arizona God ratio. And we have been doing a good job so far."
"Why do this to people? What's wrong with just me?"
"Well, there's nothing wrong with you, it's the fact idiots who drank Legendary Arizonas before you never got the memo! And I am here to fulfill that purpose."
"You're just saying this because you can!"
"In a way, yes. I know stuff in the multiverse you don't even know about. "
"And what is that?"
"Under your house, lies the bones of Teddy, a brony elder god killed by Chris Chan 1000 years ago. During that time, there was a war between the evil Brony Elder Gods and the Fandom Titans. Jar Jar Binks was involved of course. The Elder Gods wanted to conquer the multiverse. But the Titans banished them to Tartarus. The Fandom Titans punished the good brony elder gods for not supervising them. It was their stupidity that led to the rampage of Chris Chan. But when The Fandom Titans got killed, the evil Elder Gods were free. They kept in hiding for a bit to figure out what happened then. A few weeks later, they find out Jar Jar Binks is dead. Then they leave Tartarus..."
"Are you saying they are out there?"
"Yes, but remember, I am your darker side. No matter what happens, you and I are one and the same..."
Meanwhile in the lost world of SML...
"Welp, here I am, in the lost SML world, everything here has been abandoned...Welp, might as well look through the archives, hmm, what's this? SML Movie: Bowser Jr's Sickness"? Welp, I might be surprised, I hope Bowser Jr doesn't have Covid-19" Said Rainbow Dash, the video starts and Bowser Junior is next to a Rainbow Dash plushie and says
"Uhh, uh, what happened last night? Huh? Rainbow Dash? Did I use protection?!"
Rainbow Dash closes the video and says "What the fuck, bro? No!! This is mockery of my awesomeness! I have to get out of here, or else Walter White might come back. I also wonder what Twilight, Comic and the others are doing currently."
Discord Appears and says "Oh hi, Rainbow, just wanted to teleport here to update that Twilight had those kids."
"Also, Walter White is working for Ultron, and let's just say...he thinks you're being a sussy baka."
"Oh no, first I'm mocked, now a fucking Marvel supervillain is after me"
"Anyway, gotta go, I have better things to do" He said as his face transforms into a trollface
Back in Equestria...
"Say, Comic Field, you lied about the bitches, all we saw were more horses" Said Skipper, Comic replies
"But Skipper, those horses were the bitches though"
"Comic Field, WE ARE PENGUINS, we aren't into clop. We aren't here for horse bitches. We're here for real bitches. If you pull shit like that again, the 3 of us will give you the penguin slap"
"But...we have dem plots doe"
"And we know your search history, Comic Field, you can't delete it from your computer because we hacked into your computer and disabled the delete button. We also have a USB of all your clop and the photos you have of the other ponies, and yes we're telling everyone here."
"You aren't gonna tell my 5 year old son, are you?" As his son, Manga Field comes and says "Hi, Birdie" Twilight interrupts and says
"No, we haven't, nice to meet you."
"So Discord, what exactly are you?"
"A Draconequus, a chaos being with the DNA of a pony, dragon, and more animals" Fluttershy comes in and says
"Discord, wanna introduce someone to our friends? This is Quiet Chaos, our daughter" Quiet comes and nervously says
"H-Hello..."
"Aren't you the cutest little thing, also where's Celestia?" Said Twilight
"We moved the fat bitch with a crane and made her go to yoga class."
"Sir, she did not take her yoga class, she skipped it to go to Buffalo Wild Wings. It seems she is not wanting to help us"
"Kowalski, get the fat bitch up here"
"Sir, she is currently trapped in Canterlot with Korg, playing Fortnite"
"Ok, I'll teleport her here" Said Twilight
"Oh, hi Twilight." Said Celestia
"What did we tell you about your diet?"
"Your diet can suck Comic's Dick." Said Celestia
Comic Field then says "Hey! Also...where's Lyra, I haven't seen her in awhile."
"Oh yeah, we arrested Lyra for enslaving humans she's gonna be taken to a classified prison in a classified area, don't even try reading our minds. We came prepared and the only thing you'll see is clop."
"What if I look anyway?"
"Umm...don't you guys remember the mission? We need to stop the Elder Gods!" Said Twilight
Later that same evening...
"Sir, we have arrived in the cave of 4Chan, the other one at least"
"Ooh, sparkly" Said Rainbow Dash
"Sir, it seems this is a cave full of treasure"
"What the hell is with these toys in these jars?" Said Skipper
"Those are mine." Said the Jar Man
"You sound familiar..." Pondered Comic
"Ah, how about you tell this little green Unicorn your little secret...Comic Field." Said Anon
"Ah, yes. I am a variant of you." Said Jar Man
"He comes from an alternate universe where you went to the human world and put your friends in jars filled with his bodily fluids" Said Anon
"...Comic Field...I should kick your fucking ass." Said Rainbow Dash
"Now those dumbass penguins will die!" Said Anon
"Sir, it seems they are retaliating" Said Kowalski, Private then said
"Alright, Jar Man and Anonymous, you're under arrest under the law of the Multiverse for hurting these ponies"
"Welp, it's time for you 2 to get the penguin slap!"
Not so fast..." Said Jin1515
Nani? How the fuck are you alive?"
"I'm an elder god you idiot."
"You need to do the Penguin Slap, Skipper!" Said Comic
"Will do, on all 3 of you!"
They do the penguin slap on them, and all 3 are sent back to hell
Welp, they've been sent back to Hell. Let's return home." Said Twilight, they go back and Spike comes
"Hey Twilight, I got rid of the abortion spells like Doctor Strange said and found the Infinity Gauntlet"
"How many stones in there?"
"The Infinity Gauntlet is empty, it seems Thanos was fighting someone"
"Who was he fighting?"
"It doesn't matter, I found 5 of the Multiversal Dragon Balls" Comic then laughs at the word "Balls" but then gets angry and asks why Spike destroyed his abortion spell
"Sorry Comic, but Doctor Strange wanted to make sure you didn't any issues with Hasbro, because you have a tendency of going overboard"
Comic Laughed "When have I ever went overboard?"
"The Griffon Flattening Device."
"...Meet our new friend Skipper. He likes bitches."
"Hey, Skipper, do you have any advice on getting a woman?"
"Yeah, Step 1:Find the girl you love, Step 2:Hook up with her and Step 3:Fuck her to Oblivion"
"Cool, I'll try this on Rarity."
"It won't work." Said Twilight
Skipper then said "Alright boys, we must get that rare Fire Emblem game and install it onto Applejack's Switch"
"No, you aren't installing no shitty Fire Emblem game on my beloved Applejack's Nintendo Switch"
"Hey, Rainbow Dash, spell HOP But replace the H with a C and an L" Said Kowalski
"Clop."
"Wait, you don't care you got trolled...wait a minute, this is a decoy! The real Rainbow Dash is located in the lost world of SML!"
Meanwhile...
"Lord Chris Chan...we're sorry we failed you" Said Jar Man
The slaps were...so powerful..." Said Anon, Chris then said
"Silence! It's time I made a proper use for you...I'll do plan B, I'll absorb the rest of you like I did Teddy Chan 1000 years ago" They both scream in agony as they're absorbed
"You can't do this!" Said Jin1515
"I'll spare your insignificant life because you do your conquest, all hail the 9th and 10th brony elder gods...Sunshine Sparkle and Moonlight Sparkle. However! Fluttershy has her child, Quiet Chaos roaming around Equestria too."
"Ok, Lord Chris, I'll make sure to end this..." Jin1515 runs away
"It seems that Christine has betrayed your fellow elder gods and killed Jar Man and Anonymous. Meaning that Christine is coming for you, Megan, Bonnie, and Lauren Faust" Said Infinity Ultron
"Whatever, I'll kill that bitch myself."
"You should be grateful I'm hiding you from Christine, if I didn't have a need for you, would've given you to Christine, are we clear"
"Uh-uh...ok, master"
"Towa has her mission, and we have ours. Walter, Jin1515, I want you to go and find Adrian Manray... I want to know how much stronger he has become."
"Of course, Ultron." Said Walter White
"Hey Twilight, do you think Jin1515 was acting a bit sus than usual?" Said Spike
"No, it's what he does." Spider-Man from the Ramiverse came
"Are you Princess Twi?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"
"Good. We need to go."
"Wait why?"
"You will see why when we get there."
"Hold on, are you the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man?" Said Spike
"If somebody told you I wasn't, somebody lied."
"Where the hell are the other two Spider Men?"
"You mean Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield?" Said Twilight
"No, I mean MCU Spidey and TASM Spidey."
"Who exactly teleported you here?"
"Doctor Strange." He replied
"Oh no." Said Twilight
In the Sanctum Sanctorum, Adrian comes in
"Hello Adrian, what can I do for you today?" Said Doctor Strange
"I need your help. There's something inside me that I want to remove." Said Adrian
"Really? And what would that be?"
"Let's just say it's my darker half."
He then comes out and says "Don't you dare!"
"I can hear you." Said Doctor Strange
"Oh no." Adrian then says "Take that!"
"Oh no, I am going to have another kid early."
"A deity's anatomy is different from a human's. It's a girl and her name is Persephone."
"Aw..."
"Ready?" Asked Doctor Strange
"Yeah." Doctor Strange Uses magic to bind Adrian
"What are you doing!?" Asked the reflection
"By the power of the Mystic Arts, I banish you to oblivion and leave this body!" He rips Reflection Adrian away from Adrian and teleports him, Adrian falls down, Adrian gets up and says "That kinda hurt a bit."
A couple hours later at the hospital...
Paulutina holds a baby girl with green hair and brown eyes "There she is, our little Persephone."
"She mostly looks like you, but she has my eyes."
"Congratulations on your kid." Said Doctor Strange
"Thanks for helping me and Paulutina. I owe you one."
"You're welcome. Adrian, I forgot to tell you something before..."
"What is it?"
"The past few weeks, there have been Multiversal rifts happening, I picked up many people."
"Including me." Said Twilight, who just arrived
"Hi, your majesty." Said Adrian
Spider-Tobey is there too and says
"My world got attacked by someone beyond my Universe."
"Odd question, where's Reflection Adrian now?"
Somewhere in a variant Universe...
"Who are you?" Asked Android 18
"I am not a normal human, if that's the answer you want." Said Reflection Adrian
"You killed all these people for what? Because they were weaker?"
"Yes. Because I am beyond all of you. I will make an army stronger than anyone has seen. I am your god... I am..." His eyes glow fiery orange "Darkray..." Android 18 feels herself being still, but not by herself
"What the hell?"
Darkray moves towards Android 18 "Speaking of creating an army..." His eyes dim with orange as 18 eyes glow a tad bit orange in hypnosis "Hehehehe... dumb mistake Adrian..."
"I know you're there. So it's best you come out..." Said Sersi, Towa comes out of the shadows
"So you can see me... very well..."
"I know you have evil intentions."
"Yes, I will have the multiverse in my hands.
"There will be people who will stop you... and they will win...
"Not if I have the Infinity Stones..."
"The stones are gone. Thanos decimated them."
"In this universe... goodbye Sersi..." She teleports away to the IWIC universe from before
"Hello and welcome back to IWIC. Today we have Towa from the Dragon Ball franchise with us at the studio right now." Said Adrian
"Thank you for having me here. This is very nice for a studio."
"Well, it was either this or Seth Meyer's old studio."
"I still think we should've gotten that one." Said Jimmy Woo
"No we made a good choice. So, when will the next season of Super Dragon Ball Heroes come out?" Said Adrian
"That information is classified. "
"Ok then... are you going to be in Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero?"
"Unfortunately, that is also classified. "
"What is your house like?" Said Jimmy
Its... very crowded." She teleports
"Well. That's today's Episode of IWIC. See you guys next time..."
Meanwhile...
"This variant of him shows no sign of any problem. He is not to be worried about. "
"Good, we must be ready for when Chris Chan comes for us." Said Infinity Ultron
"She is going after Equestria." Said Towa
"Then we will go there and kill her so she won't be in my way, and I will become a god..." Said Infinity Ultron
"Alright, I called you all here because a threat is coming. One that will destroy the entire multiverse if we don't stop it as soon as we can." Said Doctor Strange
"The threat per say is Infinity Ultron and some followers." Signed Byleth
"Thank you Byleth. These followers are Towa..."
"I met her before." Said Adrian
"Cinder Fall, which a variant of you has met." Said Doctor Strange
"Dang."
"Walter White..."
"He got roasted by Rainbow Dash." Said Twilight
"And Jin1515." Continued Doctor Strange, as Twilight just stares
"How did you get these guys?" Asked Spike as he points at Spider-Tobey and MCU Spidey
"Multiverse travel." Answered Doctor Strange
"Ok, so I'm new to this, and I fought a black symbiote thing a week ago, so I am 100% confident that I don't understand what you're saying." Said MCU Spider-Man
"In my universe, I know a few heroes. Green Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl, Batwoman, Black Lightning, and the Legends." Said the Rami Spider-Man (He comes from an alternate universe where the Rami Spider-Man trilogy is connected with the Arrowverse...yeah, this multiverse is kinda insane)
"So how do we stop it?" Asked Adrian
"Twilight, Spike, go back to Equestria and warn them of the coming danger. Christine is coming for your kids." Said Doctor Strange
"Oh no. Spike, go back. I'll catch up." Spike leaves.
"What do I do?" Asked Adrian
"Pray that the multiverse is safe..." Said Doctor Strange
Meanwhile...
Darkray looks at the Android 18 variant "I am going to ask you one more time... where are the whereabouts of-"
"Do you have a moment?" Asked Cinder Fall
"Who are you...?" Asked Darkray
Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
Comic Field goes up to Papyrus and asks "Hey, Papyrus, can you do me a favor? Can you fetch something for me? Well, when I say "Fetch" I really mean delve into Anti-Equestrian 4Chan territory for a weapon."Papyrus agrees to do it
In the Cave of 4Chan
"Hmm hmm, looking for a weapon...wait, what's that over there? A sign it says 'Anti-Equestrian Planning room' Hmm, the Anti-Bronies have a nation? Wait, what are 2 Luigi's doing there?"
"Hmm, I sure wonder if Sherrod ever made us a picnic" Asked the Super Mario World Cartoon Luigi
"I hope she made lots of Spaghetti!" Said Hotel Mario Luigi
Sherrod goes to them and says "Alright, so, we're going to have the Dramatica army attack the Equestrians after this whole 'Elder God' thing is disbuted."
"Hey Sherrod, did you get some Spaghetti?"
"Yeah, but that's not the poi-"
"Give me that Spaghetti!"
"NOT NOW!"
"Get me some fucking spaghetti!"
"Ok, look, we attack the Equestrians at midnight, the day after they solve their Elder God problem, they'll be weak then."
"Ok. But when to give me that fucking spaghetti?"
"OK, FINE, LET'S GO GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING SPAGHETTI! GOD!"
Papyrus goes to there "They're gone, spaghetti, you have done it again! Hmm, looking around, huh? An Axe? Wowie! This'll be perfect!"
A few minutes later...
"Perfect! I can kill those Elder God Bastards, and now the executions are easier!"
"The what?" Asked Papyrus
"Oh, yes, I'm the agent, but also the executioner, I used to use my magic, but this'll make it easier."
"...ok."
"Ah, this little hole here, maybe I could put an Infinity Stone in here or something, idk."
"Oh shit, it's Jin1515!" Said Spike
"You just don't know when to give up, do you?" Said Comic
"I've come to fuck again." Said Jin1515
"Well you can not fuck, Twilight is not here, and you better stay away from her kids, do you remember the last time you thought you would sneak in here? Ya got the Penguin Slap."
"Oh, shut the fuck up you little dragon shit."
I was left here by Twilight to keep watch of the library, she's busy doing something."
"I'm Back!" Said 2 Twilights...?
"Wait a minute..." Said Comic
"Kowalski, analysis"
Sir, there are 2 Twilights."
"Nani? Who the fuck is the real Twilight?"
Comic says "Do something!"
"I'm the real Twilight!", "No I am!"
"Alright, Twilights, we're going to play a game. I'm going to ask 3 questions, if you answer them all correctly, it proves you are the real Twilight."
"Question 1, if you had the chance to be in love with another species, which one would it be?"
"A blue jay!", "Nobody except ponies!"
"Question 2:Can We Pretend That Air Planes in the night sky are like shooting stars?"
"Oh c'mon, that song?", "I love that song!"
"Question 3, if I were to eraze all Twilight Sparkle merch would you stop me?"
"I'd order Hasbro to make more", "NUUU NOT THE PRECIOUS!!!"
"Hey! You're not Twilight! You're..." Said Comic
Chris Chan gets out and says "RAAAAGH! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END, LITTLE PONIES! PREPARE FOR THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE! PREPARE FOR YOUR NEW LEADER!"
"Kowalski, analysis on the weirdo with the long hair."
"Sir, it seems that King Kong has come to end it all"
I-it's the chief Elder God, Chris Chan...infused with the souls of Anon, Teddy-Chan and Jar Man..." Said Comic
"It's over, Chris Chan, you are under arrest under the law of the Multiverse for assaulting these ponies and killing so many ponies"
"Skipper, I have an idea, a Kamehameha!" Said Private, he launches one at her, but it doesn't do anything
Comic says "Well I have a better idea, launch my varient's cum jars at the Elder God!"
"Eww...it'll work though." Said Twilight
"Alright boys, let's fire these jars at Chris Chan" They launch the jars filed with semen at Chris Chan, but she just wipes her face and laughs
"Boys. It's time to do the Penguin Slap." They do so, but Chris is barely damaged
She Yawns
"Nani?! The Penguin Slap didn't work! How is that even possible?"
"Idiot, I'm unstoppable!"
"My turn!" Said Comic as he slashes her with his axe "I think that weakened her a little bit..."
"So, penguins, you're the ones who beat my weak client?" Said Chris
"You're damn right we did, and we made him look like a bitch in front of the other Brony Elder Gods"
Donkey from Shrek appears, he's the messenger of Kermit, he said "Hey Chris Chan, your show sucks and Kermit told me that you are too much of a scared little fat motherfucking tubby long haired bitch to fight him" She shoots lightning at him
"No!!!! Not the donkey!" Said Pinkie Pie
"Hey Twilight, I found the last 2 Multiversal Dragon Balls." Said Spike
"USE THEM!!"
"I summon you forth, Jeff Goldblum"
Hey there, Twilight Sparkle and Spike, State your wish"
"My first wish, I wish for Celestia to kill Chris Chan with her weight, second wish, I wish for Rarity to fuck me, and for the final wish, I wish for Big Smoke to come back to life."
"Your wishes have been granted."
"Hey, Twilight, my second wish will come true, I'll finally have sex with Rarity."
"I doubt it." Celestia falls on Chris, weakening her by alot
"We have one more weapon!" Said Skipper as King Julien sung the "I like to move it move it" Song
"NO-" said Chris Chan as she explodes
"FREEDOM!!!" Said Jar Man as Anon says "YES!!!!"
Teddy-Chan comes out and says
"W-where am I?" and Comic calls Chris Chan pathetic, then Big Smoke appears and he says
"You picked the wrong house fool!"
"Well hello there." Said Comic
"Where the fuck am I?"
"Equestria."
"here the fuck is Jar Jar Binks?"
"Dead."
"Is this what Hell looks like?"
"No, hell is 4Chan."
"Let him rest, he's had a long day." Said Twilight
"Alright, say Skipper, you never told me about that Rico guy, what happened to him?" Said Comic
"A year ago, Rico was sent on a mission by our boss to investigate what we thought was a myth. But turns out Jin1515 was real. Jin1515 fed Rico Peanut Butter and killed him turns out Rico was allergic to Peanuts. Out of all the shit he ate, it was Peanut Butter that killed him."
"So...what do I do?" Asked Jin1515
"Keep your mouth shut, ya dirty incel." Said Comic
"I do have info on Infinity Ultron."
"Nani?! You know Infinity Ultron?"
"Yup. He's right behind you."
"Fools, you were too busy fighting the Elder Gods that you never seen me coming"
"Ah, shit!" Said Twilight
"I see you arrived, Twilight. To be honest, I thought you were busy talking to Doctor Strange"
"I got done. I heard about Chris Chan, we kicked her ass back to 4Chan though."
Pinkie Pie sees him "Wow! New Robot Friend!" She presses a button "Welcome welcome welcome!"
"Oh please, Pinkie, you're little friendship antics won't work on me." That statement made Ponk cry...
"Twilight Sparkle, for years you have been hiding behind the Princess that lost her hope. and look where she is now. A Gluttonous pile of meat with no care in the world. Why do you help this pony anymore?"
"Because she's my friend!"
"I've made it back! now to do a sonic rainboom on Ultron!" She does one but Infinity Ultron catches her hoof and slams her onto the ground
"Rainbow Dash, you easy fool"
"Looks like the penguins can't do the penguin slap..." Said Comic
"Skipper, Kowalski, and Private, I did not expect you to be here of all places" Chris growls as Infinity Ultron continued "I see you've absorbed the others, Christine, too bad you won't be able to absorb the rest of your fellow gods, I already killed Megan, Bonnie, and Lauren Faust. I absorbed their bodies and burned them so they can't be restored, there will only be one true god, and that god...IS ME!"
"I'll get Jar Man, Anonymous and Teddy back and absorb them again! I'll fucking twist your robo-ass off!"
"I command you to stop!" Said Kermit
"Oh shit..." She said
"Jin1515, Walter, we must go. We need no need for the ponies anymore, they're nothing more but useless pebbles, The Multiverse will ours, including all the Elder Gods that stand in my way"
"I need to go to Doctor Strange!" Said Twilight
"I'll join you!" Said her loyal agent
"Sure by the way, I just had sex with Rarity"
"Ugh, TMI, dude."
"Comic, Spike, join me, I don't want to die during this mission."
"But first..." Comic cuts Chris' head off
"Wow...this axe can kill elder gods? Well, in their base form, wow, I think I can make a name for myself...how about 'Comic The Immortal'!" He said
"Let's go, "Comic The Immortal' and 'Spike the Brave and Glorious'" She said
Meanwhile, in Chris Chan's old basement...
"Hmm, Chris' old cellar...wait, what's that? "Project Crystal Chandler" …oh shit, she couldn't fuck anyone...so she made a baby of her own DNA...perfect." Said Jin1515
"Where did all these Multiversal portals come from?" Asked Comic Field
"Probably Ultron." Replied Spike as a version of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat appears
"You, Green Horse, how did I get here?" he asked, Comic stutters out of fear,
"u-uh I don't know"
"Ugh...am I crazy or am I seeing Unicorns?" Said Meowth
"Oh shit, you mentioned a man having sex with a pony and a pony having sex with whatever that thing is" Said Amy Rose
"Uh...hey, I guess ask the creator or something lol" Said Comic
"You, up there, the one who's writing this! Why won't you make Sonic fanfiction about me having sex with Sonic" She asked...wait a minute! I am going to end this right now! umm...Meanwhile, in the IWIC Universe...
"Hello and welcome back to IWIC. Today we have Byleth and...that green unicorn.. with us at the studio right now." Said Adrian
"Why are they here?" Asked Jimmy Woo
"I don't know. Something about the end of the multiverse or something like that. " Adrian said
"We're trying to save you idiot!" Said Comic
"So Byleth, how do you feel about being in Smash?" Said Adrian
"It is good, I feel honored to be with a group of well known characters." She signed
"They should've chose a character people actually give a shit about." Said Comic Field, Byleth points a blade of a spear at Comic Field's throat.
"Oh, you wanna go, bitch?!" Comic Field draws his axe and they clash, Comic dodges her attacks and during the battle, they accidentally destroy some of the set
"That's enough, I need to finish the episode without you 2 breaking everything!" Said Adrian
"Ugh, fine." Said Comic Field as he snorted
"What brought you here at the studio?" Said Jimmy
"We are here to warn you that the multiverse is in danger." Signed Byleth as Jimmy Woo and Adrian starts laughing
"I'm going to hate saying this, but she's right. She's not joking around." Said Comic
"Ok ok… security." He said, Byleth swears via sign language, then her and Comic Field teleport away.
Meanwhile in The Amazing Spider-Man Universe...
Spider-Man looks over Gwen Stacy's grave and remembers his parents, but then Doctor Strange arrives with Twilight and Adrian
"Armageddon is coming to the multiverse, and we need to stop it." He agrees and they go
"Hello and welcome to the penultimate episode of IWIC. Today we have KDA from the League of Legends franchise with us at the studio right now." Said Adrian
"Thanks for having me here. Said KDA as she eats a turkey leg
"So, are you going to have a Christmas outfit in a Christmas tree event for League of Legends?" Said Jimmy
"Hell yeah!" Said KDA
"..." Adrian looked to the floor
"What's his problem?" She asked
"Next episode will be the series finale and he's not ready." Said Jimmy
"Usually he's calm for finales."
"This is a different situation..."
"Moving on, so is it true that you and Ahri are a couple?" Said Adrian
"No, we're just friends. That is some stupid ship that perverted people made for some unknown reason."
"I can relate with that one." Said Comic who popped up out of nowhere.
"Shut up Comic! Go back and do that multiverse thing!" Said Adrian
"If I had hands, I would flip you off." He teleports away
"Final question, are you going to be in Arcane?"
"I cannot say. Also, why are you worried about the finale?"
"The last waifu is... MY WIFE!"
"Gotta go!" She leaves
Somewhere in the emptiness of the multiverse...
"The time is near. The time where we conquer the multiverse with an iron fist." Said Infinity Ultron
"And our deal?"
"Walter, you will be the head of the criminal empire..." Walter smiles
"Towa, you will become the God of Destruction in your universe." Towa Smies
"Cinder, you will have all the power you desire..." Cinder Fall smiles
"Jin1515, you will be stronger than your fellow gods and have Twilight forever..." Jin1515 smiles
"And Darkray... you will have an army of Arizona Gods at your disposal..."
"Good..." He grins
"What of Adrian Manray and his new allies?" Asked Cinder Fall
"They won't be able to stop us." Said Infinity Ultron
"What will we do?"
"You will stall them for as long as possible so I can absorb Christine's dead body. Then I will go after the rest of the Brony Elder Gods that are left."
"Of course. "
How do you know it will work?" Said Jin1515
"Be careful how you speak to me. I know everything about you and your family tree." Jin1515 just stares
"When do we start?" Asked Walter
"... Now..." He said
"Hello and welcome to the finale of International Waifu Interview Channel! Today we have Kale with us at the studio right now." Said Jimmy Woo, Adrian looks sadly
"Thanks for having me here." Said Kale
"You insisted..." Said Adrian, Kale kisses Adrian on the cheek
"Oh yeah, that's his wife." Said Jimmy, Adrian begins to cry
"So, what's the game plan after this is done?" Said Jimmy
"Me and Adrian are moving to Hawaii. It's very quiet there."
"Yes, that's true..."
"Alright, how long have you been married?"
"3 years."
"True:
"This is much easier than the other ones..." Said Jimmy
"Because they're simple questions." Said Adrian
"Do you have subscriptions to Netflix, Disney+, etc."
"Well..."
"Netflix, Hulu, Prime, Disney+, HBO MAX, and Funimation. "
"So you're a big fan of anime. Nice."
"Mostly her."
"Alright, final question... do you plan on having any kids in the future?"
"We haven't talked about that yet..."
"Um... babe... I'm pregnant. " Jimmy gets surprised
Adrian Cries and says "I'm gonna be a dad..."
"It's been a long time folks, but now IWIC has come to an end. This is the last episode of IWIC. I'm gonna miss doing these, despite some of the ones we interviewed being jerks. It's been an honor to be part of this show. "
"What he's trying to say is That's all for International Waifu Interview Channel. Thanks for watching this series."
6 years later in this universe, Hawaii...
"I'm going in the house real quick to get Kate's stuffed animal." (Kate is their child)
"Yay!" Said Kate
"Ok" Adrian said, Kale is inside the house in Kate's room, then the walls start to glitch.
"What the-" Kale gets teleported to another Universe
"Where am I?" She sees that she is in a hotel room "I wasn't here before..."
"Breaking news m'kay, there is chaos going around here the multiverse." Said Mr. Goodman on the TV
"What is this?"
"After the result of a cataclysmic fight between entities Jar Jar Binks and Adrian Manray."
"What..."
"This happened months ago after Adrian defeated Jar Jar Binks."
"He looks different..."
"That is all on Breaking news." The TV turns off and Towa appears
"Hello Kale..."
"Towa?! What are you doing here?"
"Planning to help Infinity Ultron conquer the multiverse."
Kale turns Legendary Super Saiyan, "Bring it!"
Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
At The Sanctum Sanctorum, heroes all around the multiverse are there
"Twilight, what's the update on Infinity Ultron?"
"He's gone. He left with Walter White and Jin1515."
"Any news on Darkray?" Asked Wong, Adrian Manray replied
"No. He's not the kind of person who wants to be seen."
"He is most likely after me." Said Kermit
"We must be ready." Said Luna
"This is is indeed bad news." Said Wong
"Then let's get them already!" Signed Byleth
"That's far too risky." Said Spider-Tobey
"A risk we're going to take." Said Raven Branwen
"Oh, Yang said you would be coming for-" Said Adrian, he was cut off by her
"Just because I'm your in law, doesn't mean I respect you. "
"Ok then geez."
"Hey guys." Said Skips
"This is Skips. He knows more about Infinity Ultron than any of us do." Said Doctor Strange
"I was supposed to stop him. When he got his Hooves on the Infinity Stones, he became a god. I managed to stop him from his first conquest. I banished him instead of killing him. For that, the Fandom Titans banished me to Broadway."
"What's the plan?" Said Adrian
"We will divide and conquer. There will be 4 teams. " Said Doctor Strange
"Rainbow Dash, Muscle Man, Kowalski, Papyrus, Applejack, Scorpion, Comic Field, and MCU Spider-man will go after Walter White." Said Wong
"Twilight Sparkle, Spike, PopCultureFan XXI, Rarity, Private Benson, and TASM Spider-man will go after Jin1515." Said Doctor Strange
"Oh no..." Said Twilight
"Pinkie Pie, Caulifla, Ryuko, this Android 18 variant, Rigby, and I will find Towa and The Supreme Empress of Anti-Equestria, Supreme Empress Sherrod DeGrippo." Said Wong
"Adrian Manray, Go-Juan, Skipper, Fluttershy, Discord, Wolverine, and I will find Darkray and Cinder Fall." Said Doctor Strange
"I'll help Byleth, Raven, Skips, and Trixie will find The Watcher." Said Spider-Tobey
"Me, Kermit, and Celestia will stay behind." Said Luna
"That way, when we take them down, we will find out where Infinity Ultron is." Said Doctor Strange
"We will end him once and for all." Wong said
"Alright, let's go." Said Doctor Strange
Meanwhile...
"... Finally, a challenge..." Said Infinity Ultron
New Mexico....
"It's very hot here." Said Comic
"That's New Mexico for you." Said Spider-Tobey
"I'm just lucky I'm not in Old Mexico." He said
"...So just Mexico?" Said Spider-Tobey
"There's Walter!" Said Rainbow
"You won't be able to stop Infinity Ultron in time." Said Walter
"We'll see about that." Said Applejack
"Kowalski, analysis!" Said Papyrus
"We have him outnumbered." Scorpion grabs Walter White with his spear.
"Go ahead kill me. It won't change anything." Walter White
"Where's Ultron?" Said Rainbow
"I know, but I won't tell you!" Said Walter
"Wanna know who else knows where Infinity Ultron is?" Said Muscle Man
"Who?"
"MY MOM!" He shoots Walter White, then Walter falls into the ocean
"Dude. We were going to find out where Ultron is." Said Spider-Tobey
"I looked in his mind. He doesn't know." Said Comic
"So he lied?!" Said Papyrus
"Yes. We need to find out where Ultron is!" Said Applejack
Meanwhile...
Infinity Ultron picks up Chris Chan's corpse "Finally..." he absorbs Chris Chan "Now to go for the others. Jin1515 will be the last I will get..." He walks past the bones of Megan, Bonnie, and Lauren Faust.
Equestria....
"Jin1515 has to be close." Said Twilight Sparkle
"Who?" Asked PopculturefanXXI
"Don't worry about it." Said Benson
"Infinity Ultron told me you would be coming." Jin1515 said
"Where's Chris Chan's body?" Asked Spike
I'm sure it doesn't matter, darling." Said Rarity
"I absorbed it." Said Infinity Ultron
"Never mind, Darling"
"Where's Ultron?" Asked PopculturefanXXI
"Like I would tell you." Said the Elder God
"Maybe this will make you talk" Said Private as he raises his flipper in a Penguin Slap formation
"Ok ok! He's somewhere in the center of the multiverse!" He said
"That's not possible..." Said TASM Spider-Man
"You have no idea what's possible idiot!" Jin1515 said as he uses a smoke bomb and vanishes
"Oh no, if Ultron absorbed Chris Chan, he's after the other Brony Elder Gods as we speak." Said Twilight
"Um..." Said Spike as he points up
"Now to do what Jar Jar Binks should've done long ago." Said Infinity Ultron as he fires cosmic beams at all of Equus, One fires at Japone, One fires at Canterlot, One fires at Anti-Equestria, One fires at The Crystal Kingdom, One fires at Yakyakistan, he final one fires at North Hoovtona and Infinity Ultron teleports away, however, nopony died
"We need to get back with the others!" Said Twilight
In Anti-Equestria...
"Oh no..." Said Pinkie Pie
"Quit being a baby and-" Said Caulifla as she dodges gunfire
"Trespassers-" Said the Supreme Empress as gets knocked out
"She would've been annoying." Said Ryuko
"The blast Infinity Ultron sent was a strong one." Said Infinity Ultron
"So where is Towa?" Asked Rigby
"I'm Right here-" Said Towa as she gets punched by IWIC Kale
"Gr..." Towa teleports
"Uh... who are you guys?" Said IWIC Kale
"It doesn't matter. Here's a portal back to your universe." Said Wong
"Thanks." IWIC Kale goes in the portal, The portal closes.
"No knowledge on where Infinity Ultron is." Said Caulifla
"I may have a clue to where he is..." Said Wong as he picks up a map with a drawing of the center of the multiverse
Meanwhile....
"Agh!" Towa Said
"Update." Said Infinity Ultron
"Walter is down. Jin1515 retreated. But no sign of Darkray and Cinder." Said Towa
"Did they give out my location?" He asked
"Not to my knowledge." Said Towa
"Good... now we can begin with Phase 2..."
Skull Island...
"We're here." Said Adrian
"It's pretty scary." Said Fluttershy
"True, even for me." Said Discord
"But it is very beautiful, if you exclude the things that might kill us." Said Go-Juan
"There they are!" Said Doctor Strange
"Look who decided to show up!" Darkray appears and Cinder Fall says
"Let's kill them immediately."
"We'll see about that." Said Wolverine as he gets his claws out
"You are under arrest under the law of the multiverse for aiding a war criminal." Said Skipper
"Where's Infinity Ultron and why are you helping him?" Asked Adrian
"You think we're helping Ultron? Well, perhaps for the moment.: Said Darkray
"But we will take his power for ourselves and become Multiverse Monarchy. " Cinder Says as Wolverine attacks Darkray, wounding Darkray a bit
"No!" She said as she grabs Darkray and teleports
"Great, we have another enemy to worry about." Said Adrian
"Meaning twice the problem." Said Doctor Strange as a variant of Scarlet Witch falls down from the sky, she asks where she is and Doctor Strange says it's a long story
In the Sanctum Sanctorum...
"This is getting worse every single hour it takes to hunt Ultron." Said Kermit
"I fear that the multiverse might collapse." Said Luna as Princess Celestia sits on a couch watching TV
"Are you even listening?" Asked Kermit, the Princess ignores him, Infinity Ultron comes down
"Oh no." Said Kermit
"I am not here for you..." He said teleports Jar Man, Anonymous, and Teddy to his location
"Wha- I was busy!" Said Jar Man
"Oh crap..." Said Anon
"What happened?" Asked Teddy
"This will happen!" He said as he grabs Jar Man and he absorbs him, Anon and Teddy too
"Your power is mine...7 down, 1 to go..." He teleports.
The Moon...
"This is the place." Signed Byleth
"Good, The Great and Powerful Trixie was getting tired of jumping through different universes." Replied Trixie, Skips opens a door while Spider-Tobey swings in
"Watcher, are you there?" He asked, Watcher greets them and asks why they're there, Skips tells him that the Multiverse is in danger and they need the help of him
"Very well." He replied, "Who are we facing?" Skips says it's Infinity Ultron and The Watcher tells them they need to hurry, he then opens a portal and says
"Here's a way home, Mr. Parker." Spider-Tobey goes into the portal, then the portal closes
"So you will help Trixie?" Asked Trixie
"In a certain way."
"Why not fully?"
"I can't interfere." Trixie gets mad, and Skips explains
"He's only here to observe, it's against his oath to interfere." He said
"We need to hurry up. Let's go already!" Signed Byleth.
Meanwhile...
Infinity Ultron looks through a ball and sees Jin1515
"I see you... and I'm coming for you..."
In New York...
"Thank God-" Said Jin1515 as he gets punched by Muscle Man
"There you are!" Said Muscle Man
"Good." Said Benson, Comic Field gets out his axe and points it towards Jin1515
"Where's Ultron?" He asked, Jin1515 says he doesn't know, Rainbow Dash accuses him of lying, Applejack then asks the same question, Jin1515 swears he doesn't know, Rarity doubts him.
"He did lie before..." Said Spike
"Geez..." Replied PopculturefanXXI
"Kowalski analysis!" Said Private, Kowalski replies "He may be telling the truth this time."
"ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!" He slaps Jin1515 "WHERE'S INFINITY ULTRON?" Jin1515 swears he doesn't know. Twilight reads his mind
"Ugh... he is telling the truth." She said
"Guess Ultron doesn't share info with people." Said PopculturefanXXI
"He is the type of person to do that." Said Comic, as he appears
"I do... and it's time to finish it off." He said, Jin1515 grins and says
"Yes help me!" He said, Infinity Ultron says he wasn't referring to them
"What are you..." He then realizes "WE HAD A DEAL!"
"Did you really think I would keep a deal to a maggot like you?" He absorbs Jin1515's power "Now my mission is complete..." He leaves
"Grr... Jin1515 is still alive..." He puts Jin1515 on his back
Back at the Sanctum...
"Any updates?" Asked Adrian
"Ultron attacked Equestria." Said Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy starts shivering and is very scared
"There goes my tea collection..." Said Discord
"This is bad..." Said Wong
"Well crap, we need to do something!" Said Rigby
"Let's just go get Ultron already!" Said Go-Juan
"We can't do that yet. We need to be ready." Said Doctor Strange, Wolverine agrees, Caulifla asked what we can do now, as Ryuko agrees
"Ultron absorbed the Brony Elder Gods." Said Android 18
"So his plan was to absorb an entire pantheon so he could have enough power to conquer the multiverse..." Said Doctor Strange
"Nani?! How do you suppose we stop him now?" Said Skipper
"The other teams are on their way to give updates." Replied Doctor Strange, the Scarlet Witch variant asks how to get back to her universe
"I don't believe so. I tried and it won't let you come back." He replied
"We need all Hooves on deck for what is coming next. We need to find Ultron and put an end to his conquest for good." Said Adrian Manray
The Center of the Multiverse...
Towa appears
"How did the mission go?" Asked Infinity Ultron
"They're about to find out our location soon." She replied
"Then stop them. I don't want them getting in the way."
"I couldn't find Walter, Jin1515 is apprehended, and no sign of Darkray and Cinder."
"...Is that so?"
"Of course it is, you can..."
"So you finally figured it out..."
"You made us all deals!"
"I did, but I had no intention of keeping them. All 5 of you are sick and twisted. Walter's part of the plan was finished when he got shot. I absorbed Jin1515, then his part was done. Darkray and Cinder knew, then escaped my clutches. So I have no need for them anymore... but you Towa, your part of the job is done!"
"No!" She tried to scream, but Infinity Ultron banished Towa to a different dimension
"Now..." He looks in a hologram to see the heroes "to finish the job that Jar Jar Binks should've done a long time ago..."
Kermit's Swamp...
"Kermit, are you there?" Signed Byleth
"Yes, I am." He replied
"The great and powerful Trixie...along with some other guys I guess found The Watcher." Said, well, who do you think? Trixie. The Watcher greets Kermit and Luna tells him that Infinity Ultron absorbed the Brony Elder Gods
"But this is worse...I am back to being fit again..." Said Celestia, Everyone looks at Celestia
"But... I have one more thing..." The Watcher said as he shows the Multiversal Dragon Balls
"Trixie summons you forth Jeff Goldblum!" Said Trixie as Jeff Goldblum appears
"State your wishes."
"Trixie's first wish is to find the location of Infinity Ultron."
"The second wish is to resurrect Erza Scarlet, Emma Brightness, Pyra, Momo Yaoyorozu, Shea Haulia, Rias Gremory, and Rangiku." Said Luna (These are all characters who died during the "Manray Connected Universe" events)
"The third wish is to get the Infinity Gauntlet." Signed Byleth
"Your wishes have been granted."
"Good, now we have the advantage!" Said Kermit
At a fancy hotel room...
Darkray sits down on a bed
"Are you ok?" Asked Cinder Fall
He tenses up and heals his wound and replies
"I am now."
"So, what are we going to do now since Ultron found out about us betraying him?" She asked
"We'll rip him to shreds and take the stones. We will correct the multiverse and have an army of Arizona Gods at our disposal. We will wage war upon every universe who dares threaten us."
"What about... us?"
"We will figure it out. Don't worry. I promise."
"Ok. I am worried about us if someone were to find us here."
"They won't." They finish their conversation and start kissing
A few hours later in the morning...
Cinder Fall wakes up and greets Darkray. Darkray's eyes glow orange at the window, Cinder asks if everything's alright, but then sees Infinity Ultron in the Window
"There you are... I have been looking everywhere for you..." Said Infinity Ultron
"You know good and well you're not!" Replied Darkray
"Very well... let's finish this..." Said Infinity Ultron
The Sanctum Sanctorum...
"I have sent everyone else home. It is just us now." Said The Watcher
"Alright... what do we do now?" Said Adrian
"We strike Infinity Ultron now." Replied The Watcher
"I am not opposed to that." Said Obi-Wan Kenobi
"We do need to be careful though." Said Doctor Strange
"What about Comic Field?" Said Twilight
"I'm right here." He said
"Wha- I thought I sent you home?" Replied The Watcher
"I came back" Said Comic
"Uhh..." Said The Watcher
"Is there spaghetti involved?" Said Papyrus
"Not now Papyrus." The Watcher replied
"Perfect! Our battle with him will be Legendary!" Said Go-Juan
"Is he always this idiotic?" Said Raven Branwen as she points at Go-Juan
"Not always. But most of the time." Replied Adrian
"Ah, alright" Said Raven Branwen
"Hey, Yang wanted me to ask you if you wanted to come over for Christmas." Said Adrian
"Sure. I have seen you fight. You earned my respect." She replied
"Enough. We must go now!" Said The Watcher
Kermit's swamp...
"There we go." Signed Byleth
"What happened?" Said Ezra Scarlet, Pyra asks where she is and Shea Haulia asks why a toad is there.
"I'm a frog." Said Kermit, Rangiku and Emma Brightness ask how they got here and Kermit teleports them out of the swamp.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie thinks that was... odd..." Said Trixie
"I wanted to wish for me to be fat again." Said Celestia
"Get over it. I don't know why you WANT to be fat, sister, but we have more important things to do, right now." Replied Luna
"Do you know where Infinity Ultron is located?" Signed Byleth
"He is in the center of the multiverse." Said Jeff Goldblum Kermit's eyes widen and he says "Oh no..."
"What is it?" Asked Luna
"I can't go there..." Said Kermit
"But the others can..." Byleth
"Gr... I'LL KILL YOU!" Said Darkray as he punches Infinity Ultron
"I've been waiting a while for you to make the first move, and that's what I got? What was that supposed to do?" He pins Darkray down to the ground "Do you really think you can-" He gets hit by a lightsaber
"Yes we can..." Said Obi-Wan
"This is where it ends Ultron..." Said Adrian
"You just had to make it hard for me!" He said as he uses the Power Stone to fire a projectile at Go-Juan, Go-Juan dodges and Obi-Wan says
"Hello there..."
"General Kenobi..." said Ultron as he uses the Reality Stone to create a javelin
"Take this!" Said Papyrus as he fires beams from his arms at Ultron, Infinity Ultron swats Papyrus away
"We need to stop him!" Said Doctor Strange
"I know that!" Adrian replied as he punches Infinity Ultron "It's just hard to do!" Raven Branwen slashes at Infinity Ultron
"Wait, where's Skips?" Asked Twilight as they hear an echoing "ULTRON!"
Infinity Ultron turns around to see Skips "You..." Darkray charges at Infinity Ultron but he impales him
"Idiotic fool..." He said as Darkray turns to dust, Cinder Fall falls to tears, then teleports away.
"This started with you and me Ultron! This is how it ends!" Said Skips
"I couldn't agree more!" Ultron Replied, Infinity Ultron and Skips start punching eachother, making a bunch of giant booms
"Sorry about this!" Doctor Strange said as he teleports Go-Juan and Papyrus away "This is getting too dangerous!" Skips falls down
"Do you have any idea how long I waited for this moment?!" Said Infinity Ultron as he smacks Skips "A very long time!" Adrian Manray kicks Ultron and says
"This ends here and now Ultron."
"So be it..." He replied as Skips and Adrian Manray gang up on Infinity Ultron
"We need to remove the stones from his body!" Said Doctor Strange
"On it!" Said Raven Branwen as she slashes Infinity Ultron and removes the Soul Stone
"No..." He said as Jar Man, Anonymous, Teddy, Bonnie, Megan and Lauren Faust escape and teleport "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" He said as he uses the Power Stone to fire projectiles
"I'm afraid not!" Obi-Wan said as he uses his lightsaber to cut a chunk of him off and removes the Space Stone
"What did you do?!" Said Ultron, Adrian smirks and says
"You can't run away now." Infinity Ultron screams as he uses Reality Stone to warp the area
"2 down, 4 to go..." Said Doctor Strange as he restrains Infinity Ultron and removes the Time Stone
"I don't need them all to kill you!" Ultron said as he uses the Power Stone to make a boulder fly at the group
"This is the end pal!" Said Skips as he removes the Reality stone from Infinity Ultron
"Agh!' Ultron limps a little "You... can't defeat me-" He gets punched by Adrian, he removes the Power Stone from Infinity Ultron
"Sorry, robot man, but we just did." Said Twilight as Comic Slashes Ultron with his axe and Twilight uses a spell to remove the Mind Stone from Infinity Ultron, Infinity Ultron turns back to regular Ultron.
"This isn't over-" He was about to say until he gets his head crushed by Skips
"He would've made a I Always Come Back rant. So I shut him up." Said Skips
"You did it..." Said The Watcher
Later...
"With Ultron gone, the multiverse is at somewhat peace, thanks to the six of you." Said The Watcher
"We need to do something first." Said Adrian
"ok. What is it?" Asked Doctor Strange
"We need to protect the multiverse at all cost. No matter ally or enemy. We can't risk any more lives." Replied Adrian, the other heroes agree
"I see. I will let you discuss among yourselves." Said The Watcher as he teleports
"If we must protect the multiverse, we need to separate the Infinity Stones. They are too dangerous together." Continued Adrian, Obi-Wan takes the Space, Twilight takes Mind, Raven Branwen takes Soul, Doctor Strange obviously takes Time and they all teleport back
"Adrian." Said Skips as he takes the Reality Stone
"Yeah?" Asked Adrian
"Get rid of the black. It is the code of a killer." Replied Skips, Adrian has been wearing a black suit the whole time, they both agree he needs a little change, Skips takes the Reality stone and teleports while Adrian takes the Power Stone and leaves
In The Cave of 4Chan
"Time to go home..." Said the Supreme Empress as she gets onto a boat, She rows far into the river until she stops on land
"Is it time?" Asked an Anti-Equestrian soldier
"Yes..." Replied his Empress
Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
"Glad to be back!" Called Twilight Sparkle
"Yup, after we kicked Ultron's stupid world conquering ass!" Said Comic Field
"Hell yeah you did, I'll even let the subjects have some credit."
"Yup, I think their will helped us, am pissed Watcher tried teleporting me away, he thought I was useless."
"You are not useless, you did help! Let's present ourselves to our subjects!"
A Few Minutes later...
"We're back!" Said Comic
"Now to kick the asses of the Anti-Equestrians, Dragon traitors, and the Fascist Griffons!" Yelled Twilight as everyone applauds
"Allow us to make some preparations." Said her faithful agent
"Actually, Comic, I need you to guard my throne, do not let anyone in. I'll have Queen Majesty, Emperor Rising Sunshine and Prince Rutherford with me." Said Twilight, Comic agreed and he sat onto her throne, Doctor Strange Comes in and says
"Hello, Princess I need-" He ways about to say, Comic Field Gets out his Axe "The Princess would not liked to be seen, currently. Come back another day, won't ya?"
"It's kinda important"
"The future of Equestrians, Japonies, the Ponylandic and the rest of Equus is kinda important too, Strange. Please come back another day."
"Look, the Multiverse is currently in chaos, I need to talk to Ms. Sparkle."
"That would be "Princess" Sparkle to you, Benedict Cumberbatch."
"What will it take?"
"Hmm...maybe the reformation of the Baby No-More spell?"
"Look, fine"
"Come right in, but I need to occupy with you, Princess' Orders." they go into the planning room
"Doctor Strange? What do you need?" Asked Twilight
"Namaste, Mr. Strange" Said Rising Sunshine
"It's Doctor Strange, Emperor."
"Shazai, Doctor." Replied the fair Emperor
"Look, I know your war is going on, but we need to take care of the big Multiverse thing going on, so let's Scooby Doo this crap." Said Doctor Strange
"Very well" Said Twi
"Also Comic, I lied, I ain't giving you that spell."
"YOU FUCKING TROLL!" He yelled, Our heroes then come out...only to see the Anti-Equestrians invading!
"Oh shit, the Anti-Equestrians!" Said Twi
"What should we do?" Asked the Ponylandic Queen
"FIGHT!" Yelled Comic
"Yak like Green Pony's idea. Anti-Equestrian should know...Yakyakistan is grave for Anti-Equestrians"
"True, they killed over 700,000 invading Anti-Equestrians who tried to liberate Yakyakistan, they underestimated and they all fell to the hoof of Prince Rutherford."
"Damn, that's pretty big" Said Doctor Strange
"FUCK YOU, PONYFAGS!" Said a few Anti-Equestrians, but then Prince Rutherford bashed into them multiple times, killing them all, he stepped on, and bashed until they were mush
"DESTROY, DESTROY, THE PONIES WILL ALL DIE!" Said the Supreme Empress
"HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW YOURSELF, PUSSY?" Said Comic
"ok." She Unhoods herself "There, you happy?"
"Hmm, you look sorta like someone from Adrian Manray's universe, you know him? Also, you sound kinda like Mythra from Xenoblade."
"Uhh...NO NO I DO NOT, DO NOT ASK ME THAT QUESTION! Retreat!"
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN, DAMN ANTI-EQUESTRIANS! Man, she must really hate Xenoblade or something"
"I actually think it had to do with your comment about Adrian." Said Twilight
At the Hybrid Union...
"Ok, I've made it to the Hybrid Union...now to talk to my 2 new allies, Vozhak Konya and Kim Hoarse-Nay."
"Ah, sit down, have some black coffee, comrade." Said Vozhak
"No thanks, I'm good."
"Your loss."
"State your business" Said Kim
"Look, I come from the Democratic People's Empire of Anti-Equestria, as you come from the Democratic People's Republic of Hoovtona and the Hybrid Union, you want to win against Equestria, yes?"
"Of course! I want them to pay for not being communist like us." Said Vozhak
"Then join me in my Anti-Equestrian Union..." Said Sherrod
"Deal." Replied Kim
Back at Equestria...
"So, there is a filly named Dinky Hooves who is trying to bring her mother back from the dead?" Asked Doctor Strange
"Yes, some dumb ho ate her mother, sad, because her mother was probably the hottest mare in all of Equestria." Said Comic
"Well, she's trying to attempt a resurrection spell."
"oooh, tell her not to do that, there are high risks to pull off a spell like that, you have to sacrifice something you love or yourself."
"Hello, so I heard you 2 talking about me?" Said Dinky
"You DO realize the complications of the spell, right? Think of something else, I want her back as much as you do, little Dinky." Replied Comic
"So anyway...I need to tell you about something else, a dangerous variant of you made it into this world" Said Doctor Strange
"Jar Man?" He asked
"No...a version of you...that is an Alicorn"
"OH SHIT!"
Meanwhile where the leaders were
"Yak see that Pony Princess get note" Said Rutherford
"Oh really?" Said Twilight
"Dear Princess Twilight, we will be gone for a long while, so we made clones of ourselves to stay with you, make sure they don't do the penguin slap on anyone who is hesitant to find some bitches, sincerely, Skipper" Is what the note says
"Aw, they'll be gone? Welp, might as well look over the clones..."
Later, after she was done putting the clones into the castle, Twilight called some world leaders of Equus for a meeting
"Okay, here's a meeting of the allies, plus Spike, Comic and Doctor Strange. Comic, mind doing a roll call? I know you 3 are here." Said Twilight, Comic called Majesty of Ponyland, Rutherford of Yakyakistan, Rising Sunshine of Japone, Cadence of the Crystal Empire, Sunbright of Tropical Island, Spunky of Saddle Arabia, and Moonshine of Poninesia, who all said here. Doctor Strange than said
"Ok, first, Comic Field's question towards the Empress of Anti-Equestria, nobody really knows, some theories have been speculated." Comic Pondered as Doctor Strange went on "Also, we have Rising Sunshine, who might be a bit young to be Emperor, he's the same age Spider-Man messed up that spell and-"
"Ehhh, spoilers, but yeah." Interrupted Comic
"I became Emperor at 17 because my dad sacrificed himself to kill someone who didn't die ya dick." Said the Emperor, Doctor Strange apologized as Twi said
"Anyway! I have my friends being sent to other universes to help with the multiverse situation, such as Rarity going to a jungle and Fluttershy and Discord going to...a weird, grainy universe, I believe one of Sherrod's army is from there. I have others as well."
"That's goo- Wait...why is Comic Field eating that piece of chicken?" Said Doctor Strange, Comic answered
"You're looking at an Equusan Shadhavar. We are omnivores and have a more violent instinct, most hide these, but I don't really give a shit. We come from Poran, Ponaq, Saddle Arabia and some parts of Equestria, Ponyland and Tropical Island and I'm also happy to see Starlight do something besides run that dumb school. Why can't we just be homeschooled? Like I and my sister were?" He said
"Why did you get homeschooled, also, you have a sister?" He asked
"Yup. Her name was Train Station and we got homeschooled because we sucked ass at regular school..." about 15 years ago, in Spanish class...
"Seniorita Train, Como Es Juan." Said the Spanish Teacher
"Uhh...Burritos?" Replied Train
"No no no, Como Es Juan! Como Es Juan!"
"Uh...Guacamole."
"Ugh, Senior Comic, Como Es Juan." He said as he turned his head to the green Unicorn
"Spaghetti!" He shouted as his sister and teacher looked at him
"Spaghetti?" Asked his sister
"Spaghetti? THAT'S ITALIAN YA MORON! Damn it! You siblings have been in this class the WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR, AND THE ONLY SPANISH YOU KNOW IS WHAT YOU LEARNED AT TACO BELL! AND COMIC FIELD CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT!" Ranted the teacher as Comic says "What? It's good?" It comes back to nowadays
"Ahh, those were good days, of course, now Train Station and I know that Como Es Juan means Taco Supreme." Said Comic
"You're a fucking idiot. Look, I think peace is the right option!" Yelled Emperor Moonshine, his cousin, Rising, came up and shouted
"YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE 'pOnInEsIa iS tHe EmPiRe oF PeAcE'"
"Look, we'll have a vote, who'll fight in the war, and who'll try to stop it?
"Don't you want to settle it peacefully? You are the "Princess of Friendship" Yes?" Said Doctor Strange, Twilight begins to sob
"Why do people keep REFUSING to understand? 1.2 Million of my, Rising and Majesty's citizens died, and for what? Because Sherrod and her stupid dictatorship hates ponies? I need revenge."
"She has a point", continued her Agent "Look at her, she's crying. This is what happens when you and other Peace Activists keep trying to stick your snout into our business. Thanks for telling us about the Multiverse thing, Stephen, but that's all we need your help with, doc. Don't send any of your peace keeping chums here. Send that Wolverine guy or something, because the war's happening, it's inevitable." He said as Doctor Strange and the leaders left
Meanwhile, in The Hybrid Union...
"Hmm, what's this? A paper saying that Adrian killed Jar Jar Binks?" Said the Anti-Equestrian Empress
"Adrian Manray is a fake, I don't believe he actually did that, let alone Jar Jar Binks existing, we all know that Kim Hoarse-Nay nuked Equestria and won, and they're using a duck alien thing as an excuse. Now we'll get rid of those non-communists for good." Said Vozhak Konya.
"y-yeah, say, I REALLY need to get back to my Empire, see you soon!" Said Sherrod as she went to Anti-Equestria
Somewhere in the Equestrian Mountains...an Alicorn version of Comic Field hops out of a portal
"Hm... this is home... but it's different..." He said as an old newspaper flies and covers his face "What the?" he uses magic to get the newspaper out of his face and reads it, it reads "WE HAVE TRAGIC NEWS TODAY, A FEW WEEKS AGO, EQUESTRIA WAS DESTROYED BY JAR JAR BINKS, AN OMNIPOTENT BEING CAPABLE OF DESTROYING UNIVERSES"
"What?! Equestria is still alive! And Jar Jar Binks was defeated!" He sees Octavia and points at her "You, pony, what's this newspaper about?"
"Ah, that newspaper was published a long time ago dear, also I can't help but notice your wings? Are you a prince of a foreign country?" She said
"I'm... in a new universe..." He said
"Yeah, that makes no sense, I'll just go to my concert now." She left
Back at Canterlot...
"Alright, Comic, here's the plan, you, and 15 other stallions and mares all go to invade Anti-Equestria" Said Twilight
"Yes, my princess, I'll prove my loyalty will not let you down."
"That's my agent! Go off, Comic" She said, Comic agreed as he and the 15 others go to the west to the little part of Anti-Equestrian claim on the mainland
"Alright, here we are in 4Chan territory We'll sneak around." Said Comic, he and the 15 others snuck around and heard someone
"The bagel?" Said SMW Luigi, Comic put on an Anti-Equestrian accent, which was whiny, annoying, and neckbeardy, like your average Anti-Equestrian.
"Luigi, I'll give you a bagel if you do 50 laps around the cave!" He said, he agreed
"That was easy" Said Flash Sentry
"Yeah, Flash, because the Anti-Equestrians are like you. Stupid." Said Comic, but an Anti-Equestrian heard him
"What did you say?" Said an Anti-Equestrian, Comic couldn't say anything, he and the 15 others were taken to Anti-Equestria
Meanwhile, back in Equestria...
"Alright, Penguins, it's time I trained you" Said Twilight
"Kowalski, analysis" Said Skipper
"Sir, there are weird horses staring at us. These must be the bitches we are looking for" Said Kowalski "Hey!" Shouted Twilight
"Nani? What the hell are you?" Said Skipper
"Take a look at me, what am I?" Said Twilight
"Uh...really tall?" Answered Skipper
"NO! I'm a purple Alicorn Princess, a world leader of Equus!" Shouted Twilight
"Hello, Purple Unicorn, do you happen to know where to find some bitches?" He replied
"Are you kidding me?" Asked Twi
"Who's kidding? I wanna hear it!" Said Pinkie
"Skipper, I'm scared of pink things." Said Private
"Don't worry, the Pink horse won't fuck you I think" Said Skipper
"Hi there Donkeys." Said King Julian
"Ugh, here's to hoping Comic and the Sunshine Boys are doing better..." Said Twilight
Back in Anti-Equestria...
"Oh, Comic, little Comic" Laughed the Supreme Empress "You've been successfully captured! Throw these insignificant ponies in our cell."
"You won't get away with this..." Said Comic Field
"Get in there, you faggot." Said the soldier, Comic growled
"I've heard stories of who escaped this cell, they told me many stories, about how their slurs went from shocking and offensive to loud and annoying. How the torture chamber was-" Said Flash Sentry, cut off by Comic as he said
"Hold the phone, did you say...TORTURE CHAMBER?"
"Yup, if they feel you're being a 'Bad prisoner' for too much, they'll throw you in there." Said Flash Sentry
"Holy shit, and Stephen wants me to spare this filth? Fuck that shit, I'll decapitate every fucking Anti-Equestrian I see after I'm freed" Said Comic
"They also hold a monthly race, last place ends up there."
"What makes you end up in there?" Before they could finish their conversation, an Anti-Equestrian came
"Telling stories. C'mon..." Flash and Comic Field both shed tears
"Comic Field! I wish you luck!" He said, Comic Field stares as he hears the scream of his ally, The sound of Flash's screams scared Comic, as the days...became the weeks...it was time for the race...Comic Field...lost.
"Welp, the little 'hero' Lost. To the cells you go." She said
"Welcome too your new temporary home...the torture chamber, you'll spend a week in here, begging to get back to your little cell, that's what we did to your little storyteller" She laughs, and Comic screams in distance
The cell consumed the mind of Comic, what was a week, felt like an eternity...Comic Field knew soon enough, he'd be saved...by a hero...but for now, he couldn't fight, he couldn't budge, he could only stand there. Comic's alicorn variant comes to the window, he sees what's happening to his original self
"Oh shit...well, at least that'll make it easier to conquer Equestria..." He flies away as Comic screams into distance
Brony Connected Universe (Fimfiction adaptation)
Squads and Variants don't break my bones.
At Argus...
"These are your targets." Said Amanda Waller as she turns on projector "Twilight Sparkle, Rising Sunshine, Queen Majesty, Sherrod Degrippo, Prince Rutherford, Vozhak Konya, King Spunky, and Kim Hoarse Nay. Successfully eliminate them and you will have 20 years of your sentence gone."
"So unicorns are real? I thought they were just terms for dick and sex jokes." Said Peacemaker
"They are real." She replied
"So eliminate them and what happens next?" Said The Detachable Kid
"They would blame each other. Hiding any evidence." She replied
"So how do we kill a few horses, an oversized cow, and a Arizona God?" Asked Captain Boomerang
"I'll snipe them. King Shark will be in the waters taking down any boats. Javelin and T.D.K will be the distraction." Said Deadshot
"Where Harley?" Asked King Shark
"She's not with us anymore." Said Javelin
"Harley die?" Asked King Shark sadly
"No, she was released and pardoned." Said Amanda
"Why?" Asked King Shark
"Doesn't matter. Let's go." Said Deadshot
"One more thing." Said Amanda Waller, Neopolitan, The Cat in The Hat (The movie version), and Ernie The Giant Chicken come in. "These are your new teammates.
"OH YEAH!" Said the Cat in the Hat
In the Empire of Japone...
"The coast is clear. Remember the plan." Said Deadshot on a comm as he sets up his rifle
"Ever wonder if the emperor is a nutjob?" Asked a Japonies Soldier, another relied "Maybe. He's nothing but war and empire and blood." but then King Shark came and, well, nom nom. Captain Boomerang kills a few Ponylandic soldiers as Peacemaker shoots down a few Equestrian soldiers T.D.K hits a few Shadhavhars, but gets eaten, Javelin impales a yak, but gets ran over by a yak looking for pancakes.
"What going on here?" Asked Rutherford, Neopolitan points a gun at Prince Rutherford's head "Anti-Equestrian won't work on yak! Yak hate human monster!"
"A monster? WHERE?" Said the Cat in the Hat, Prince Rutherford's eyes open in fear
"YAK RUUUNNNNNN!" Said Rutherford as All the yaks leave Japone
"Let's go boys!" Said the Skipper clone, The clone Penguins follow the yaks to Hybrussia. Katana cuts an Equestrian soldier in half and Ernie The Giant Chicken fights a yak, then kills it.
"What's going on here?" Asked Emperor Rising Sunshine
"Shit." Said Deadshot as he moves up
"What is your business here?" Asked the Emperor
"Just having a party?" Said Captain Boomerang
"We kill them." Said King Shark
"What the hell man?" Asked Peacemaker as Rising Sunshine got pissed
"So you come to kill us too?!" He screamed as Katana gets her sword out and Neopolitan points a gun at Rising Sunshine, Ernie does his death glare and The Cat In The Hat said "It will be FUN FUN FUN!"
"Gotcha." Deadshot said as he shot Rising Sunshine's flank
"Oh My Zach!" Said Queen Majesty as Twilight shouted "Rising!"
"Bullseye." He said
"Why are you doing this?" Asked Twilight
"To take you terrorists down!" Said Captain Boomerang
"How dare you! Anti-Equestria is the threat, not us!" She replied
"Don't worry, we'll deal with them after we're done with you." Said Peacemaker, Twilight uses her magic to kill Ernie The Giant Chicken
"And they said my movie was messy." Said the cat as he laughs
"It's over. You have lost!" She said
"That's what you think!" Said Deadshot, A chopper comes in and two more Task Force X members come in. Shadow The Hedgehog and Carnage.
"We're screwed..." Said Deadshot
"No nom nom?" Replied King Shark
"Not this time buddy." Said Captain Boomerang
"Well shit!" Yelled Peacemaker
"Let us die with honor..." Katana said in Japanese, Neopolitan aims at Twilight Sparkle, The Cat In The Hat brings out Things 1 and 2, and Carnage starts to charge, along with the rest of Task Force X
Shadow pulls out chaos emerald "CHAOS CONTROL!" With this, he stops time and goes in Canterlot. "Where are they?" He finds Comic Field's crystal ball collection "Those will be useful." He grabs a few from the collection and continues looking "Where is it?" He finds a metal container "Not my problem..." He finds a room where is everyone is monitored on "There it is." He pulls out a match and sets it on the table with gunpowder, then leaves outside, Time resumes, One side of the castle explodes with flames, Task Force X teleports away
"Oh no!" Said Twi
Argus...
"You have successfully completed the mission." Said Amanda Waller
"Wha..." Asked Deadshot
"You said-" Said Captain Boomerang, before being cut off
"The real mission was to make sure that Equus never stuck their nose into anyone's business again. It will risk the lives of many if they knew." She said
"Um...That's kinda weird, I wonder why you target Equus? Ya know, the land of talking unicorns?" Asked Peacemaker as Neopolitan just sits there
"Because of their sheer power. They may be little ponies, but they hold some of the most advanced weaponry in the entire universe." She said
"So we were just a distraction?" Asked the Cat
"Yes" Said Shadow
"But we did succeed." Katana said in Japanese
"With all the outbreak of enemies these past few weeks, we don't need any more, even Equus. You are all dismissed." She said as Task Force X leaves
Meanwhile, on the missions...
"Umm, CDI World, huh? Why does this this place look like a DIC Enternainment show?" She said
"Gee, it sure is boring around here" Said this universe's version of Link
"My boy, go fuck yourself" Said The King
"Your majesty, we have a delegate from another Kingdom called Equestria" Said Gwonam
"Hmm, I don't care" He replied
"Your majesty, if you don't let them in, I'll have Link have sex with Zelda" He replied
"Hmm, I don't care"
"She came in anyway."
"Umm, hey" She said, The King told her to shut up. because he is watching TV
"Oh, we're the boys of the chorus, we hope you liked our show, we know you're routing for us, but now we have to go!!!" Said Bugs Bunny and some chorus guys on TV
"It's important, it's about the Multiverse, May you help us contain it?" She Explained
"Great, I'll grab my stuff!" Said Link
"My boy, why are you gay?" Asked the King
"So...is this universe SUPPOSED to look like as if a 5th Grader drew it, or what?" She asked
"Hmm, you know, the creator of the video this story is based on was originally going to put Ganon in the video version, but he is not on Uberduck. I know this is on Fimfiction but I don't care" Said the King
"C'mon!" Said Link
"Umm, maybe we can have the creator voice him?" She asked
"That won't fucking work, since the creator sucks at the voice" Explained Link bluntly
"oh, sorry" Said Fluttershy
"How about you show us your Kingdom?" Asked Link, she said sure
"Ok Iet's go, The King!" Said Link
"Only if I get to have dinner early at McDonalds" Said The King
They go to Equestria
"Twilight, I got the guys you wanted" Said Fluttershy, a terrified Twilight turned around
"Fluttershy, bad news...Comic Field, my Agent, has been captured!" She said
"What!?" Exclaimed Fluttershy
"He was captured by those Anti-Equestrian Bastards! Also, there's an Alicorn varient of him, trying to conquer Equestria" She explained
"Hmm, how can we help? He asked
"I don't know...I just hope that he can be saved, and we can beat that varient!" She exclaimed
Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere
"Hmm? Hello, Mrs, have you seen Pinkie Pie? I'm her partner, and I need to get to her" Said an Earth Pony Comic Field
"Hmm, last I checked, Pinkie Pie's over there" Said Carrot Top
"Hey Pinkie" Said Comic
"Comic, you escaped, and lost your horn? Wait a minute...you're a variant..." Said Ponk
"Alright, here I am, in a world filled with monkeys" Said Rarity as she heard someone scream "BANANA SLAMMA!" She was confused, he repeated again.
"What the fuck does that even mean, Darling?" Asked Rarity
"It's our catchphrase, like you say Darling alot" Said Diddy Kong
"Oh, yes, anyway, right now, we're in the middle of a bloody war and a multiverse problem, would you help" Cranky Kong came and said they'd only help if she helped them defeat King K. Rool, Rarity asked who that was and Cranky Kong gave a long, detailed explanation of the entire Donkey Kong Lore.
"So, you hate him because he stole your bananas?" Asked the White Unicorn
"Because bananas are the meaning of life." Said Donkey Kong
"I...guess that makes sense" Said Rarity
"I'm here!" Said K. Rool
"You have no sense of security?" Asked Rarity
"I tried telling him, but he's convinced that the Banana God would keep all evil out." Said Diddy "He must be busy," Replied Donkey
"Alright, here I go" She proceeds to Cast a spell
"What was that?" Asked King K. Rool
"A spell that makes you a weeb" She said
King K. Rool Says "I'm not a weeb, wait, what?" in Japanese
"You'll have no time to fuck you're waifu for long, you wanna know why?"
King K. Rool Says "Why" in Japanese
"BANANA SLAMMA!" He yelled as he punched him
"Good job, darling, I would give you a kiss, but you're too hairy." Said Rarity
They go back to Equestria
"Yay, you're back, so, Fluttershy got Link and Harkinion, The Penguins are all set to go to Yakyakistan to convince them to invade Stalliongrad, the capital of the Hybrid Union, but Comic Field is still in the torture chamber..."
"Oh my Celestia, that's terrible" Said Rarity
"Alright, I've made it, now to extract the spectrum of this universe and bring it back to the boss" Said a varient of Comic that's a Pegasus
"Hello there!" Said Scootaloo
"Wow, this really is an alternate universe, that failure is still alive, hey, where's Rainbow Dash?"
"That's rude, I won't tell you!"
"I'll make you into fried chicken if you don't tell me"
"Fine, she's in cloudsdale.
"Hahaha, perfect..." He proceeds to laugh
In Sugarcube Corner
"Wow! I am so BORED!" Said Deadpool
"Well, Comic told me that the news can be reliable before his capture." Said Pinkie, so they both started watching it, Starred by Horse Ryther, which every "S" is replace with a whistle sound.
"Good evening, I'm Horse Ryther, tonight on Equus News, Seven Saddle Soldiers Sodomized Several of Sherrod's Southern Settlement Squadders." He pauses and his whistles get out of control and steam starts coming out of ears as another Pony grabs him and puts him in another chair "I'm Horse Rather."
"What's up with that guy?" Asked Deadpool
"I don't know, but that's...that's sorta disgusting, I thought Sodomy was against the laws of Saddle Arabia?" Replied Ponk
"I don't know, but this is putting me into a mood...let's take back the Cave of 4Chan." Said Deadpool
"Yeah! Great idea, Wade!" Said Pinkie
"Hell yeah, let's go!" He said
A few minutes later...
"Here we are, the Cave of 4Chan!" Said Deadpool
"Perhaps...for the last time" She said
Deadpool Looks at this sign
"Warning ponies will be shot, survivers will be shot again" the sign read.
"HAHA, they forget our one thing, we have healing factors! Though it'll still hurt like a motherfucker though." Said Deadpool
"The bagel?" Said SMW Luigi, Deadpool shoots him
"What the hell, I'll alert Sherrod and maybe I can get lotsa Spaghetti!" But Deadpool shoots him
"How about no, you crazy Italian bastard." He said
"Let's go replace the flag" Said Pinkie Pie
"...No. We need to help save Comic Field! Launch the Navy!" Said Deadpool. They go to the Anti-Equestrian Island as Deadpool shoots everywhere, 300 Anti-Equestrian Soldiers died, they see Comic Field's cell, but it's empty.
"Ok," Said Comic Field "I've got the Axe." Comic runs and slashes a few soldiers and he gets out
"Comic! Comic!" Said Pinkie
"Oh, hi." He said "What are you doing here?"
"We tried taking back 4Chan, both Luigis are dead, then we wanted to save you!" Said Deadpool.
"Thanks. Let's go!" He said as they climb on the ships, they shoot a few more times and go back to Equestria, they run to Canterlot.
"Launch a nuke at 4Chan!" Said Pinkie
"Sounds great!" He said, Comic Field Pulls up a map of Equus "Ok, this little spot of Anti-Equestrian Colors on the mainland? Yeah, that's the Cave, I'll be launching the nuke, hmm, but which to launch...?"
"Oh, launch the one that goes boom!" Deadpool said, Comic looked at him
"They all go boom, Wilson." He replied
"Do a big one!" He said
"No, that'll destroy within the 50 mile radius! I think I should launch a small one, it only destroys within a 5 mile radius.", He clicks a button, the bomb targets and an explosion goes off. "Now the cave of 4Chan is ours!"
"I'll set up the flag!"
Meanwhile, where Discord was...
"What a wonderful day to be in the Chaos Dimension of Equus." Discord said, he then sees a teenager come up to him,Discord asked who he was, he called himself Shaggy
"Yo dude, I heard you were one of the most powerful ones in this universe?" Said Shaggy
"Wrong! I am THE most powerful!" Replied Discord boastfully
"Then, like, prove it dude, I want you to take me on!" He said
"Ha, this will be EASY!" Said Discord
"Like, don't underestamate me dude, I'm pretty damn powerful all things considered." Said Shaggy, Discord asked to prove it, Shaggy snaps his fingers
"Nothing happened..." Said Discord, Shaggy shook his head
"Really? Because just then, I gave many hungry Ponaqi children some food with just a thought, that's just 1 percent of my power." He said, Discord was shocked!
"Aw, I can't fight you now that I know you just gave the children of Ponaq food!" He said
"Don't worry, I highly doubt that I will die." He said
"Ok, I guess that's right, you're on!" Said Discord as he and Shaggy get into fighting stances. Shaggy fires a Kamehameha at Discord
"Wow, I didn't know you could do that! No matter, I summon a blast of Equestrian magic!" He shoots some at Shaggy, he laughs and says it only itches
"I just made you furiously need to pee with a thought!" He said, but Discord said he doesn't pee, Shaggy yelled the word "Impossible!" Like an Anime guy
"I now make it to where every kamehameha blast just blasts turnips."
"Really? Ka-" he was about to fire,but a radish just appears on Discord
"That's it bro, I'm, like, gonna go Ultra Instinct, man." He said, Shaggy goes Ultra instinct and destroys a distant planet "With a single blast. This is 60 percent of my power, want to see 100 percent, bro?" He said, Discord got really pissed off and yelled
"BRING IT ON!!!" He was about to fire a blast until the Watcher came, Discord asked what he was doing there.
"Shaggy, remember last time you went at 100% of your power? You almost destroyed a whole universe!" He said, he apoligized and just explained he was challenging Discord to a fight, Watcher looked and got onto Discord about accepting said fight
"Yeah, I underestimated his power." He said
"Look, Discord, Equestria needs you." Said Watcher, Discord agreed and Shaggy came along too, Shaggy visited Equestria during ancient times though Discord warned Shaggy about the war. They go back and Fluttershy greets them
"Oh, Fluttershy!" Said Discord, Fluttershy was happy to see her husband back.
"Discord, baby!" Said Fluttershy, the 2 started making out, Shaggy looked away, he may be an all-powerful demi god, but still has the personality of a teenager, finding making out gross and what-not
"Check out Comic Field, he's been smiling all day!" Said Fluttershy
"And why might that be, Comic?" Asked Discord
"Well, it all began when Deadpool and Ponk invaded the Cave of 4Chan, they then came back, and I launched a nuke and the cave is ours again! Now the penguins are teaming with the Yaks to invade the capital of the Hybrid Union, Stalliongrad, afterwhich, we finally go and destroy Anti-Equestria as revenge for what they have done to us!" He yelled in answer proudly
"Like, can I join?" Asked Shaggy
"I mean, sure, but what do you know about Warfare?" Asked Comic
"Like, alot man." Said Shaggy
"Good enough. Let's kick some Hybrid and Anti-Equestrian ass, guys." Said Comic Field
