Chapters Billy Wire Does Equestria
Hours have passed since Billy had been sent flying into the wormhole, He sees a bright light quickly approaching him not knowing what it is Mr. Wire begins to panic and squirm away in fear but, the beam of light is faster and consumes him as Billy begins to pass out as he can feel the air around him being sucked away by the mysterious light.
Billy finally wakes back up, rapidly descending from space quickly combusting into flames as he enters the atmosphere of a foreign land. Billy hits the ground with the force of an Ford F150 going 120 MPH, Billy in extreme pain manages to get up from the large crater he has made, He looks around at the unfamiliar woodland area when suddenly a Goofy ass pony wearing a magician hat approaches him in his crater and shouts-
"HEY WATCH WEAR YOUR LANDING YOU DODO BRAIN!", the Blue pony magician thing spoke
Billy looked on at the pony in pure and utter confusion. In Billy's travels through the universe he had never been to a world where pony's can talk and do magic or anything close to it, Mr. Wire looks down at his body and see's he has turned into a Stallion and not wanting to blow his cover decides to just go with it for the moment.
"HEY ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE? YOU SMASHED MY WAGON, JERK!!!"
"oh uh I'm sorry, I'll pay for any damages", Billy responds, proceeding to climb out the crater and hands the pony four
"Um..........What is this?", The pony mouths
"I'm terribly sorry Ms. uh......."
Mr. Wire runs off into the Everfree Forest as Trixie screams from the distance
"HEY I STILL NEED BITS FOR MY WAGOOOOOOOOOON!"
her voice becomes more distant as Billy runs deeper into the forest, He finds a resting point and takes a minute to take a rest.
Billy enters Ponyville and immediately is hit with an overbearing feeling of nearby power
"OMG!!!!! A NEW STALLION IN TOWN!!!!"
Billy Wire Does Equestria
Pinky begins leading Mr. Wire through Ponyville To Meet Twilight, Pointing out every home and shop as they stroll to Twilight's Castle, Soon they arrive and Pinky opens the doors to the castle
"Oh ! hey Pinky, I didn't expect you to show up here at an hour like this oh? And with a new friend I see", Twilight says with glee
"Yeah I met him on my way into the forest and thought you may want to meet him."
"So what's your name new guy?", Twilight asks
"My name is Billy Wire, I'm new here so please give me a rundown of life in "Ponyville" "
"Oh ok! So tell me about yourself. I'm always excited to hear new pony's stories!"
Billy can read the Princess like a book, seeing her so eager to learn about just one man was quite fascinating and adorable almost but to bad Mr. Wire wasn't here to sweet talk his way into some pony's heart.
"Oh Uh........", Billy responds with Significant delay
Billy panicked, He knew nothing of this world and didn't know what to say and in a panic blurted pure bullshit to the princess to slip his way out of this.
"Sorry about that , Anyway I'm a top class business man who works with bit exchange and loans bits to small businesses in return for a sum of their profits", Billy begins visibly sweating.
"Wow A successful Business pony! we don't get many of those here especially the kind who work so heavily with bits and trading"
"Hehe yeah not to many are skilled in the art", Billy jokes with a nervous laugh
"So what about you princess tell me about yourself"
"Eeeep! I never thought you would ask!", Twilight exclaims with glee
Twilight begins explaining the elements of harmony and her and her friends many victories against various villains, Billy interrupts Twilight mid sentence
"So what are these "elements of harmony"? How exactly do they work?"
"Oh! So usually when there's some kind of villain or overbearing presence of evil, I gather my friends and together we use the 6 elements of harmony to stop them and give said evil force or villain a second shot at life"
"Ah ok I understand, So what ARE the 6 elements? Like are they wind,fire, earth?", Billy asks Inquisitively.
"Oh no no nothing like that at all, the 6 elements are the core foundations of true and honest friends, Generosity,Loyalty,Laughter,Honesty,Kindness and of course the most important Magic!", Twilight replies
"Ah ok.....", Billy responds with a lack of enthusiasm
"Man, I really thought this place had some kind of power other than friendship", Billy thinks to himself.
"What kind of fairytale bullshit is that? But then again I am in a world where pony's walk, talk and clothe themselves. No, there has to be some kind of other power here. I haven't felt the presence of that much power in the world Since I was born, Hm", Billy thinks to himself.
Billy ponders for a few more seconds before Pinky Pie pokes him, snapping him back into reality.
"Uh, Billy? Are you ok?", Pinky asks with great concern
"Oh uh, yes sorry I just spaced out for a moment",
"Oh, it's ok! Well I'm going to be on my way now bye Billy!", Pinky shouts, as she bounces her way out of Twilight's Castle
"So Billy, where are you from?", Twilight asks, as she moves over to the cutie map.
Billy's eyes begin to widen as he realizes he has no idea what to say and that as soon as his quest starts it may also end right then and there.
"Erm I'm uh I-I I I I....I'M FROM RIGHT HERE!" Billy shouts with glee, as he points to a random spot on the map his heart starts pounding at an unworldly like rate.
"Oh wow! You've traveled such a far distance! I've never actually been over to that part Of Equestria. I always wanted to go to Hoofululu but never got the chance!", Twilight responds
"Yes! It's a Very far place, it's also a very nice island", Billy chuckled nervously
"Oh wow, Well I'm so glad to meet you Mr. Wire your welcome to stay at the castle for your time here if you'd like", Twilight says with a big blushing smile
Billy thinks to himself for a moment, beginning to weigh his options
"Hm...what to do what to do?, Either I camp out in the wilderness and get attacked by who knows what or stat at a nice looking castle and learn more about the power this world harnesse's",Billy thought to himself
"Yeah sure, I'll spend the night here",
"Oh fantastic!, You'll love your night here!", Twilight shouts with glee as her face gets redder and redder at the thought, that what she deemed a "beautiful stallion" would be staying at HER castle
Billy noticed Twilight's massive blush knowing the answer, but wanted to hear Twilight say it herself just to embarrass her.
"Erm...princess? Why is your face so red? "Billy asked with a pesky smile
"Oh, Hahaha no reason just uh.....", Twilight froze not wanting to admit she was getting rather hot for the beautiful looking stallion, so just like Billy she had to bullshit her way out the conversation
"I Erm I ate really spicy food before this! Yeah spicy food! Anyways I'm gonna go get something to cool off!", Twilight says with an embarrassed tone
"Ok whatever you say princess", Billy snickered Knowing full well what was going on in Twilight's head,
Billy Wire begins softly cackling as Twilight runs into the kitchen to "cool off"
About 3 minutes pass and Twilight comes back holding a towel wiping sweat from her face
"Oh hehehe, Sorry about that Billy um I'll show you where you can stay for the night", Twilight says still blushing
Twilight begins walking down one of the long hallways in the castle, Billy following behind
"So this is your castle huh? So what's your role as princess, like what do you do all day?", Billy asks
"So I'm the princess of friendship, and as for what I do all day I do what anypony does just take strolls through town with my friends and enjoy my time",
"Ah,ok so are there any other princesses' or princes,?"
"Well lets see, Princess Celestia and Luna who control Day and Night, and then there's my Brother Shining armor who is the Prince of family and my step sister cadence who is the Princess of friendship, Oh! And there child Princess flurry heart", Twilight responds
Billy and Twilight reach a set of stairs at the end of the hall that leads to the guest room area in the castle
"We'll be at the room shortly its right up here"
"Ok", Billy says
"So Princess-", Twilight cuts Billy off Before he can say anything else
"No need to call me princess silly, just call me Twilight", She says
"Well, as you wish Twilight"
Twilight cant help but blush at the fact such a beautiful and mysterious stallion had uttered her name in such a modest and humble tone.
"Um I have a question to ask you if you don't mind", Twilight spoke
Billy Wire freezes and his eyes begin to widen
"Um...gggg-go ahead" , he says sheepishly. Billy began Shaking at the thought Twilight might ask him something he couldn't answer
"So is Billy your real name or some sort of nickname?" ,she asks
Billy sighs in relief since he knew this was a question he could bullshit his way out of yet again
"Yes Billy's my real name. Why do you ask Twilight?"
"Oh I was just curious I've never heard a name like it before, usually pony's around these parts have a name that correlates to their cutie mark or represents what there all about"
"Is that so? Well in Hoofululu its a more uh...common practice to give your child a name like this, my parents decided Billy was a fitting name for me and it stuck like glue"
"Wow! I'm already learning more and more about Hoofululu", She exclaims
Twilight stops at a door and proceeds to open it
"This is one of the best guest rooms in the castle, I hope you enjoy your stay, call me if you need anything I'll be on the top floor of the castle", Twilight winked as she walked down the hall and continued to climb the staircase to her room.
Billy enters his room for the night and heads straight to the bathroom
"Finally I can be alone and figure out what I look like in this world, I must be good looking If that Twilight girl was getting all hot and bothered by my mere presence", Billy says to himself
Billy walks over to the mirror and begins to inspect himself
"Hm, Not bad Billy noooot bad at all"
Billy begins to remove his clothes taking off His blue and purple striped sweater first
And then his brown pants
"What the fuck is this?", Billy looks at his flank in confusion, There seems to be a black and white skull on his flank
"I'm guessing this is what Twilight meant by a cutie mark huh?, Well since it correlates to me I wonder what it says about me in this world, I should probably get some rest if I want to take over this land"
Billy wire climbs into the bed in the guest room and hits the lights for the night as an evil grin slowly forms on his face as he enters slumber.
Billy Wire Does Equestria
The Sun rises over Equestria as the Roosters begin Crowing to wake the Civilians of Ponyville up
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Billy wire puts his clothes on and chases after Twilight
Billy walks down the stairs and enters the kitchen and begins to think to himself.
Billy was never much of a charmer; he was always hyper focused on his next plan to take over new realms and universes, But it suddenly hit him since the core foundations of this world are set on emotional values such as things like love, friendship and feelings. He could use all of that to his advantage especially since Twilight fell head over heels for him so quickly.
Twilight ran down the stairs and met Billy in the kitchen
she cannot think these are that good this is one of the most basic recipes ever, she really is just trying to flatter me, Billy thought to himself
Billy sarcastically weighed his options in his mind,
Twilight grabs Billy by the hoof and leads him outside and into Ponyville
"Does she always do that?" Billy asks Twilight
Billy softly chuckles to himself realizing how true Twilight's statement was, considering he was only a few weeks away from taking over this world.
Rarity runs to the back of the Boutique and comes out with measuring tape and measuring sticks, Carefully measuring every inch Of Billy
"OK THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT HEHEHE", Twilight said trying to play the situation off as some kind of joke
After about 10 minutes of walking rows and rows of what seemed like an endless hell of apple trees Billy and Twilight hear a groaning noise like something was struggling from around the corner, Billy sees this as an opportunity to show Twilight he was a "nice and generous" Stallion to further gain her trust
"Well that uh... worked, Maybe a little to well", Billy says
Billy walked into an alleyway still dragging a dazed Twilight, Billy propped her up against the wall of the shop and began shaking her attempting to wake her from her love struck daze. Eventually snapping her back into reality
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR-,Twilight?", The blue pony said
"Oh,right!Rainbow Dash this is Billy Wire, Billy wire this Rainbow Dash, she's one of the fastest Flyers in Equestria! She's even managed to make it as a Wonderbolt!, And Rainbow Dash this is Billy Wire he's a professional Bit trader and Bit broker, He came to move to our town all the way from Hoofululu!"
"Uh, huh yeah I don't know Twilight this guy seems suspicious, I mean just look at him he looks like a book definition of Villain, He has all the signs showing, Came from a far out of town place all of a sudden, high profile job, He even has a strange name! "Billy Wire'' what in the name of Celestia does that even mean!, Come on Twilight even I can clearly see it!"
Twilight walks with Billy, to the small cottage and knocks on the door, A quiet voice peered from inside
Billy and Twilight headed back towards the castle
Billy stood there frozen with a blank expression on his face doing his hardest to tune the twos bickering out, When a random thought occurred to him. You know this whole time I haven't seen another pony like Twilight, The whole horn and wings shebang, I wonder why, Billy thought to himself.
Twilight grabs Billy's hoof and brings him into the castle
"Finally my time to rule this land has come, '' Billy says as he manically cackles to himself and his evil grins shine even brighter than before.
Billy Wire Does Equestria
Billy began his reading, grabbing every book from the magic shelf and volumes 1-2,974 of equestrian history reading late into the night, With the turn of each page he could feel himself becoming more and more powerful his eyes began to glow his horn shining as the knowledge from the thousands of books in Twilight's library entered his mind in a storm of pure chaos. Finally the last batch of books fell from Billy's swirling aura of pure power as collapsed to the ground and the door slowly creaked open.
oh fuck , Billy thought to himself as the hoof steps got closer and closer to him, He quickly piled all the books in one neat stack and flipped to a random page in equestrian history volume 2,973 to a rather cute page of twilight smiling and blushing. The hoofs got closer and closer until a small light emerged from around the corner, "Billy?", A soft voice spoke, it was twilight in pajamas holding a candle, "What are you doing here so late Billy?"
"Oh uh..... Reading!" He said with a fake grin
Twilight observed the large pile of books Billy had read
"Wow I didn't know you liked literature that much!"
"yep you know me an absolute bookworm can't keep my eyes off them!"
"So what are you reading now Billy?"
"Oh Uh-", Before he could finish Twilight grabbed the book from his hooves and looked at the page he was on blushing and smiling
"Oh Billy you sly stallion, Books aren't the only things you can't keep your eyes off of are they?"
oh god please stop hitting on me ,Billy thought as he slightly scowled and blanked out.
"Billy, You alright?"
"Oh yes just uh.............Thinking about you Twilight!"
"Oh Billy, you really can't stop thinking about me!"
"Tell you what Billy meet me in my room later tonight I have a gift for you ;)"
"oh ok, see you then", Billy said in a shaky voice
Twilight bit her lip and exited the library
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK , Billy thought to himself, He realized he was in quiet the predicament and he had to lay with a princess the panic ensued and he began pacing around the library with a distraught look on his face
oh go I really don't want to fuck her, she not even that pretty , But I have no choice either blow my cover or get caught and get eviscerated by whatever fag magic they have, I swear this wench will be my downfall Hmph. , Billy only had one option and he knew it, So he gathered all his courage and sheepishly walked to Twili's room
Bill walked up the flight of stairs to her room with every step getting heavier and heavier until he finally reached her room he lightly knocked his hoof on Twili's door, gulping and visibly sweating but still keeping a straight face
"Come innnnnnn !" Twilight's muffled voice said
Billy slowly opened the door preparing himself for the madness he was about to plunge into
there in a heart shaped bed laid a Twilight dressed in black silk lingerie
Billy gulped as he slowly approached Twilight as she waved her hoof for him to come closer
Billy laid beside her keeping a straight face but slowly breaking on the inside. The last thing he wanted was to smash the behind of some wench he just met, But he swallowed all his pride and placed a hoof on Twilight's back and began stroking it as conversation between the two quickly engaged.
"So, Billy..........., Tell me about your personal life", Twilight said with a seductive tone as she poured wine
"well uh... I do enjoy music"
"oooooh what kind?"
" uh mainly metal and rock any genre of these are great"
"Oh ok, I was never really into that type of music, It to loud and noisy for me but I wont lie it does seem fun to listen to"
" Uh huh yep", He replied sheepishly as he looked at his wine.
about 10 minutes had passed of small chit chat, when suddenly Billy began thinking
this is going nowhere and my wine glass isn't even half empty yeesh, well I guess have to take charge
Billy let out a soft sigh and chugged his wine like a champ
"Lets fuckin do this baby"
Billy flipped Twili over and pulled out his stallion hood for her to behold
Billy ripped open an condom slipped it on and went to town on Twilight
thrusting straight into her with no hesitation
"OH BILLY! DON'T STOP!" , Twili moaned
Billy rammed his Stallion hood into Twilight with the force of the ThrustSSC
each pound getting better than the last as both melted into what could only be described as a puddle of pure pleasure
"Twilight you're so tight!"
"It's my first time Billy!"
"That explains a lot"
Billy kept thrusting into Twilight
her soft moans filled the room
Billy went harder and harder with no hesitation
twilights eyes rolled to the bac of her head, as she began moaning like a fucking whale
"jeez it must be like heaven for her"
"Billy I'm gonna!"
"Me too Twili!"
the two pony's climaxed together as they collapsed together on the bed
"Billy......."
"Thank you for making me the happiest mayre in all of Equestria"
" No problem Twili...."
Billy an Twilight stared at each other passionately as Billy topped her once more
"wanna go again?"
"Sur-"
an audible knock filled the air, as the door knob turned
Starlight glimmer entered the room and began speaking
"hey twilight about earlier I'm sorry for losing my cool-"
and awkward silence occurred as everyone in the room exchanged glances at each other
nothing had been spoken it was if time had stopped until a whisper escaped starlight's mouth
" ......you filthy skank......."
"I'm sorry what?", Retorted twilight
"YOU FILTHY SKAAAAAAAAAAAAANK"
starlight was furious huffing and puffing as she stared at twilight and Billy caught up in the act
"HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A DIRTY THING WITH SOME COLT YOU JUST MET? WHAT KIND OF FILTHY PERVRTED SEX HUNGRY MAYRE"
"Starlight how could you!, you know damn well out of all ponies I'm the least like that!"
"well Twilight CLEARY your actions say otherwise, like come on! you just met this pony not even 3 days ago and now you're letting him into the castle AND you're sleeping with him????? you hardly know anything about him and it's even more suspicious that he just so happened to come from some far away land, Like come on Twilight he's textbook definition suspicious guy!"
twilight stood there frozen in time as her ears rang at the sound of Starlight comparing her beloved Billy to that of a low life suspicious man
"...........................................................................How dare you", Twilight said grinding her teeth
"huh?"
Starlight was taken aback by Twilights remark
"WATCH YOUR FUCKING TOUNGE STARLIGHT"
"um....excuse me?, who do you think your talking to Twilight"
Twilights face turned a deep shade of red as if all of her blood had rushed all to her face all at once
"I SAID HOW DARE YOU! I cannot BELIEVE your pettiness and how impolite you've been to Billy! Just because he's new in town and I've fallen for him doesn't mean he's some evil criminal mastermind! He doesn't deserve to be treated like this and you know it, you're treating him like how you were treated and the worst part is you don't even feel slightly bad!"
"Twilight, how many times do I have to say this is different than my case!"
"NO IT ISN'T STARLIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT!"
the to continued to bicker as Billy slowly got out of the bed and crept his way out of the room hoping no one would notice
god they wont shut the fuck up, I've got to get out of here Billy thought
he slowly trotted his way out of the the room before Starlight stopped him
"AND YOU!"
she shouted with a an angry face and menacingly pointed a hoof at Billy
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING THERE'S SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YOU AND I'M GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF IT AND ONCE I DO I CAN FINALLY TELL THIS SKANK "TOLD YOU SO" "
twilight suddenly raised her hoof with the might of Celestia and Luna's power and brought it down straight onto Starlight's face
An audible bang rang through the castle as starlight flew back and hit the ground from Twilight's rage filled attack
everyone in the room went silent, Twilight was huffing loudly
as starlight laid there looking at her in horror with tears flowing down her face
Twilight's eyes widened as she realized what she's done
Starlight got up and ran out of the room as she continued to heavily sob
"Starlight I....................................................................................I'm sorry........................"
Twilight fell to the floor as she sobbed into her hooves, Billy walked over to her and placed a hoof on her back hugging her attempting to comfort her as much as she could
Twilight began crying loudly, Billy stood there coldly
" I-I-I-I I-II-I fucked up big time Billy!..... How am I going to fix this! I slapped her!......no! I practically beat her to a pulp. There's no going back now!"
"Twilight! please calm down your over reacting, I mean sure you hit her pretty hard but give it a week or 2 and attempt to make up with it and if that doesn't work I'll try and help, ok?
twilight continued sniffling as tears rapidly ran down her face
" really?", She asked
"Yeah, I promise everything will work out in time"
Billy held a hoof to Twilights face and kissed her horn
"You should get some sleep Twili it's getting late"
"ok *sniffles* see you in the morning Billy, I love you <3"
"I love you too Twili"
Billy walked off to his room as he manically chuckled to himself quietly
Twilight didn't suspect a damned thing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, That fool she doesn't suspect anything nd now I can finally toil in my workshop of filth for the forthcoming days of retribution
Billy entered his room in the castle and set up a small table in the corner of the room were he began drawing intricate designs for weaponry he dubbed " the crystal killers" and started mapping out his attacks on the most important places in Equestria
"That's enough planning for now I should probably get some rest, after all I can’t take over the world on a tired mind"
Billy closed his eyes as he laid into his pillow and drowned into his covers until a sudden thought hit him
wait.........Am I a zoophile now?.............
eh isn't the worst thing I've done, oh well
Billy rested peacefully knowing he will soon rule many new kingdoms with an iron fist.
Billy Wire Does Equestria
Another night of peaceful sleep had passed and as before Billy knew it morning has risen upon him and Equestria
Billy became weary, something was definitely off, The castle felt dead for some reason as if the life had been sucked out of the surrounding premises, Billy shrugged it off considering the events that occurred last night it reasonably would have made everyone tense............good thing Billy doesn't care.
"well well well looks like a full day of plotting is ahead of me"
Good thing it wasn't Billy's problem
Starlight fucked off into nowhere as Billy looked on and continued to aggressively eat his cereal.wait....if Starlight's all depressed and what not that means she's all emotionally vulnerable or whatever, hmmmmmmmmmm. I've got it! I can fake that miserable mare's suicide, All I've got to do is wait for twilight to come back sneak into Starlight's room and quietly assassinate her and then play it off cool, Oh boy its all coming together If I'm going to take over Equestria the first sound minded thing to do is destroy their main line of defense being Twilight and her retarded friends, and that's easier said than done considering I actually have to befriend these pony's and gain all of their trust especially that gay one she already has a lying suspicion but, as for the others getting under their skin ......or I should say fur is easy for rarity just be her dress up doll and lie straight to her face should get eh job done, and for Applejack I guess just helping around her farm and getting drunk with her should do the trick, as for Fluttershy I'm not very sure considering she didn't even show me her face when I tried to meet her hm............. I guess befriending everyone else will help out with easing her awkwardness but that's all I can really do until I know more about her, but for pinkie pie that's easy considering she writes full length albums for people she met 12 seconds ago I don't think its that hard to get on her good side , so just hanging out with her will probably work in my favor only drawback is she is FUCKING ANNOYING but if I have any chance of taking this place over its my best and currently only solution but she surely cannot be more annoying than that half brained Gungan I meet on Naboo, I'm glad I ripped his tongue now he cant speak in that awful voice of his I still remember his words as I bound him to a table and stole his tongue " meesa in beeeeeeeeeeg doo doo dis time" what a great memory, But now is not the time to reminisce I still have to plot, So once I've cleared out Twilight's friends the only significant things to deal with our Discord, The crystal empire and Canterlot, The rest of the little settlements here will be concurred with ease but as far as I know the crystal empire is going to be my hardest target to conquer how do I even approach this because I have three main targets cadence, Shining Armor and their stupid child princess mcflurry or something like that, The best way to execute the three is take them out 1 by 1......but with what? I'm not sure if fire arms exist in this world their to primitive for that and I can't exactly go into the castle with a spear or sword and reek havoc I must use something ranged and quiet so I've got to make it myself
Billy grabbed a sheet of paper and began carefully drawing a blueprint of a 22 caliber riflegreat now all that's left to do is gather the materials, Applejack could definitely get me everything I need but if I directly asked her suspicion would arise , eureka! I must disguise myself if executed properly my plan shall remain a total and utter secrecy. It's all coming together now.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Billy stopped cackling at his devious thoughts as a hoof lightly knocked on his doorI guess time flies when you're plotting evil schemes
"Ok! So for my forgiveness gift I traveled to Canterlot to get this custom doll of Starlight's best friend Maud. It cost me a fortune to get it made so quickly! but it's worth it and then I got her a new hardhat and pick ax because she loooooooooove mining and looking for rocks and then I got her the complete-"While she goes to do whatever I should probably do, more reading up on the 2 sisters I think it would do me some good .
I hope she's ok, I went way too hard on her and I really didn't mean to it just.............kind of happened but with em though? The princess of friendship breaking one of her closest bonds in one of the most obscene ways imaginable...............all I can do is hope she forgives me
Twilight ran back to her room and tumbled into Billy on her wayjust a few more days Billy and the first part of your plan can be complete all you have to do now is just sit and wait, yep siiiiiiiiit and whaaaaaaaat
Several days had passed since Twilight had tried to apologize to Starlight , each day she had knocked and was met with the chilling words
Billy grabbed his rope and placed a letter that stated he was going out to town on his bed and headed to Starlight's room. The arguing of Twilight and Trixie would keep them occupied for now in order for him to execute Starlight.
Starlight Foolishly opened the door for Billy.
"So um, What did you want to say? i'm all ears"
"Oh yes so Twilight wanted me to apologize on her behalf since you wouldn't answer her at the door"
Billy paced around the room as Starlight laid in her bed facing the opposite direction of Billy. Billy took note of Starlights position as he drowned out whatever garbage she was spouting and pulled the rope from his bag, he walked up behind her and quickly pulled it around her neck
"What are you doing you fuck!"
"Be quiet you vestigial structure of a pony can't you see i'm trying to strangle you!"
Billy quickly maneuvered himself into a position where he could suspend Starlights movement by choking her with the rope over one of her beds wooden columns
"I-I was Rr-Right about y-You!"
"ah indeed you were but you let your guard down too soon you silly filly"
Starlight Struggled to escape the rope flailing her body like a fish out of water and trying to knack at the rope, But Billy's grip was too strong
"What a delight, I get to watch the life slowly fade from you and the best part is that it was my doing and you can't do anything to stop it!
"I've had enough I couldn't take it anymore, So I found a place in my mind and slammed the door and no Matter how hard you try You couldn't understand. Goodbye"
-Starlight Glimmer
as he finished writing the note, placed it on her bed and exited through the window in her room making sure he left no evidence behind. As Billy scaled the castle he could hear Trixie and Twilight Fighting downstairs in the main hall, He paid no attention to their retarded bickering and ran to the nearest lake to act as if he was fishing to clear all suspicion like he had written in his note.
Billy Wire Does Equestria
The gig was up.......
Twilight broke down and screamed for Trixie to wait as she cried uncontrollably, But hoof steps and voices rang in the hallway and lightly spoke.WACK
"Sugarcube what gulp happened?"
"Look Dash...........................................i'm as skeptical as you but I think we should leave her for now she clearly doesn't want to talk"
A week had passed since Starlight had died and things weren't getting any better.Twilight had been a total wreck ever since that horrid day she hadn't left the castle for anything and she hasn't talked to anyone............not even Billy, But not only was the princess of friendship broken so was ponyville, a suicide was something that was unpresented in their town let alone equestria.
The room went silent as Mayor Mare and everyone in attendance stared in terror
but unfortunately her statement was in vain as Trixie ran up to rainbow dash her eyes red and filled with rage and her teeth grinding to the point of them cracking and shouted..........
Night fell and Billy disguised himself and took to the streets of Ponyville looking for those unsuspecting of his devious plan, eventually after enough waiting the streets were clear and a lonesome pony approached from the distance he was small and white and looked gay and retarded and was dressed in these ridiculous looking purple leg warmers and a cutie mark that was just the symbol for male, what the fuck is that even supposed to imply? But anyways Billy's eyes followed him as he walked down the street. The pony quickly noticed and an audible gulp filled the hollow streets as the white pony picked up the pace, Billy shortly followed and eventually caught up to him and kept quiet as he awkwardly walked side by side with Billy . The silence consumed the vacant streets but Billy quickly drew a steel beam from his coat and bonked this tard over the head with it, Billy dragged the body to his room in Twilights and began his gruesome experiments.
"huh?. HUH? WHERE AM I???? WHO ARE YOU", Said the gay looking pony
"I am hell", Replied Billy as he began slowly lifting a rusted industrial saw with his magic. The movement was shaky but nonetheless he was moving it with his horn, as he lifted the saw he lightly dragged against the belly of the pony he had kidnapped and without warning slammed it into his gut causing the pony to scream
Billy cackled as he paced away from the crime scene and felt his body grow stronger and stronger. He was one step closer to unleashing the final sign of evil upon equestria.
Billy Wire Does Equestria
A week had passed since the retarded looking pony was murdered, no one found his body it was taken by the sand of the land, But the problem of the princesses depression was still at hand it had already been 3 weeks and not a peep from Twilight. But Billy did not give 2 fucks and decide to work on gaining the rest of her friends trust, so he got up and made his way to Rarity's boutique. Billy softly opened the door as Rarity bolted over to him with a gleam in her eye, she was definitely planning to work her magic on him, dialogue between the two quickly engaged.
"Ooooooh darling! arent you looking fantabulous today!"
"Yes thank you, Now what new things have you made for me?"
"I'm glad you asked!", Rarity shot up as her eyes sparkled and ran straight to the back of the boutique and grabbed a box of unique clothing.
"Here try this one darling!", She opened the box and pulled out a ridiculous outfit reminiscent of Shakespeare's famous clothing.
Billy put on the ridiculous outfit and awkwardly smiled.
"oh yes this ensemble is............ beautiful .......its very........comfy"
"Oh I'm glad you love it!I spent all week working on it just for you!"
"Ah well i'm absolutely flabbergasted thank you very much Ms.Rarity"
"o-oh my *teehee* well you're very welcome Mr.Wire", Rarity was blushing heavily even though she knew that he was Twilight's Boyfriend she couldn't help but feel warm.
"You wouldn't happen to have anything else for me to try on would you", Billy had a cute look in his eyes and rarity took fast notice to it
"Oh... hehe...let me go see what I have!"Rarity bolted back to the back of the boutique and began digging through a box of bizarre clothing, But Billy began thinking to himself.
"What the fuck why is she falling for me this easy? I literally look like every neighborhoods worst nightmare and she's falling head over hooves for me..............What a stupid horse" .
Rarity came back into the room with a colossal beam on her face and an even bigger blush holding a large box of clothes that you would scoff at and deem a "weird rich people thing".
"Um hehe, Billy I brought more clothes for you to try on",
she said coyly as she placed the box down and the two started searching its contents. Billy grabbed a bizarre looking Jean jacket with tassels made from jean scraps paired with jeans.It was ridiculous to say the least but the rest of the horrors that awaited him were much more appalling. The hours passed by and Billy's face bore an image of pain, countless hours of trying on ridiculous clothing. The final outfit presented to Billy was a full suit of golden colored night armor with abs built into the design of the suit, He had no comment no thought his head was empty just baffled at the ridiculous finale to this ensemble of obscenities, BUT there was one up to these many downs the armor was well mad and probably strong enough to defend him from whatever equestria could throw at him.
"Well Rarity it's been a very eventful day but it's getting really late outside I must be going"
"Wait! Can't you stay a little longer?, Just for this little ol mare?"
"What for? its late and i've tried on everything you have for me"
Rarity stood frozen and debated in her mind if she should put on her "enticing" outfit to attempt to win over Billy's time. but her lust got the better of her and even though she knew it was wrong her eagerness for a stallion prevailed.
"Well.................I wanted to show you something I made for myself", Rarity proceeded to walk to the back of her boutique to go get the outfit, this couldn't be going anywhere remotely good
Rarity came back into the room dressed in red lingerie as a humble smirk spread across her face, with a face so red even an angry whiteman would be jealous.
"So Billy……what do you think?"
Billy was stunned not because she looked nice in her outfit, but at the fact that somepony had just given themselves up this easy for such a horrifying looking pony. Things may be even easier than he thought.
"Uhm Yes you look very nice Rarity"
"You think so? Well why don't you come over here and show me", Rarity said this in a rather slutty voice as she walked in circles around Billy.
"Ah yes let's get to business shall we?"
Rarity walked over to her couch and layed on it as she rubbed her hoof in circles on the couch seductively. Billy layed next to her and placed his hoof next to her. It didn't take long for rarity to pick up what Billy was laying down, But little did she know he wanted to get the hell outta there.
"So what do you want me to do first darling?*
"Your pick, Ms.Rarity"
Rarity immediately got to work. Slowly stroking Billy's Stallionhood with her soft hoof, Billy faked a face of pleasure but it just looked flat out uncanny.
"Are you enjoying yourself Mr.Wire?"
"Y-yes Rarity keep going"
Rarity upped the ante and lightly kissed his penis before eventually lobbing the stallion's penis in her mouth. Rarity sucked like someone who wqs trying to get the last bit of gogurt out of the tube, the noises were horrible, a mix between awful fake moaning and what sounded like wet paper being thrown on a marble tiled floor.
Billy grabbed Rarity's head and began slamming it down on his erect horse dick, Rarity gagged but the passion in her body kept going. Eventually Rarity felt his COCK throbbing AGGRESSIVELY and let off of him for a little before shoving the mastodon of a cock all the way inside her, At this point Rarity had been acting like a full on slut saying the most obscene and vulgar things into Billy's ear like a porn star trying to get a pay raise, But at this point Billy felt nothing and to be honest it was just awkward but his poker face of pleasure prevailed.
Rarity was bouncing up and down on his member furiously and with each pump her face disintegrated into chalk.
"Billy this is amazing"
"Mhm yep!,don't stop, I love you!"
"I love you too!", Rarity leaned in and aggressively made out with Billy Wire as she continued to ride his trouser snake
"I love you too Billy!"
"Rarity i'm gonna!"
"Its ok cum inside me!! And don't let go of me!"
"Alrighty then!"
Billy busted inside rarity as her eyes shot up and her tounge shot out and she fell into Billy's arms as she huffed and puffed as Billy held her and scowled at the situation.
"Billy……I know it's wrong but let's keep this a secret between us", Rarity said this as she gave a soft promiscuous smile to Bill as she yawned and began falling asleep.
"I love you Billy, please don't lay in…..*awwww* bed…with…..me", Rarity slurred her words as she drifted to sleep softly, but Billy took his time to get the fuck out of there.
Billy ran for the hills without a second thought, the thought of having to fuck another horse but as he ran he found him self lost in the everfree forest once again, much like how he was when he first arrived in Ponyville
"Aw fuck im lost now aren't I?"
"This isn't good…………I don't even know where the hell I am……god dammit not again. "
Billy wandered aimlessly for hours when suddenly a bush began to shake.
"Hello? Who goes there?"
There was no response, just an aura of green night ominously awaiting the night. Billy kept walking but something wasn't right, the bushes around shaked aggressively as he picked up the pace and started running full speed in the forest. The figure finally revealed itself, it was a large wilf made of wood with green glowing eyes that shouted death from a mile away. The large figure stared Billy directly in the eye as it began slowly approaching, grinding its teeth and growling softly as Billy tried to slowly back away.
"Ok,ok nice doggy lets take this nice and easy, no need to start a kerfuffle over this i'm just tryna make it home"
But the Timberwolf didn't give 2 shits, it pounced On Billy and pinned him to the ground.
"Oh god oh shit oh fuck………. Wait, why am I scared of this thing? IM BILLY MOTH FUCKIN WIRE BYAAAATCH"
Billy used his magic to tear a branch off a tree and attempted to use his magic to make a torch with it, but his plan failed and the Timberwolf was NOT happy whatsoever about Billy's attempted retaliation. The fowl beast struck Billy's abdomen leaving a massive gash exposing his internal organs.
"OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK, GOD DAMNIT, IM BLEEDING THIS FUCKING SUCKS"
Billy screamed realizing that even though he somehow managed to go head to head with Doom Slayer this stupid wolf managed to defeat him so easily. Billy was losing blood fast as the idea of death consumed him, when suddenly a mysterious pony came running from the depths of the forest.
"Oh thank god can you please help me, IM FUCKING DYING"
But the Pony didn't acknowledge him and went straight up to the Timberwolf and started it right in the eye. The Beast got down on its knees as the pony began petting it.
"You…..stupid……fucking……horse……come……help me………please…."
Billy spoke in a voice reminiscent of a cancer patient going through extreme chemotherapy before blacking out. Eventually the Timberwolf ran back off into the forest and the mysterious pony grabbed Billy Wire and dragged him into the storm of light's bane.
Billy Wire Does Equestria
The Mysterious pony dragged Billy along the rigid walkways of the forest.
Every inch they walked more and more rocks and sticks hit Billy's face as he laid limp and lifeless.
Finally the dreadful pilgrimage ended as the Mysterious Pony made its way to a small but adorable cottage carrying Billy along and slowly nugged open the door.
The door slowly creaked as the cottage revealed itself to be a dark room of unknown horror's, as the Mysterious Pony lobbed Billy onto a couch.
Hours had passed since Billy was unconscious and left on the couch but soon he woke.
His eyes creaked open and his hooves trembled as the dark room revealed itself to him.
Suddenly The Mysterious pony, now a completely black figure, slowly trotted down the stairs menacingly. Its eyes burned like bullets.
The figure made no sound, The only audible noise was the loud kreek of the floorboards and the ever echoing silence.
Billy was reasonably on edge not knowing where he had been and what had captured him, But he could tell it wasn't good in any way shape or form.
Soon enough the Mysterious pony made its way down stairs, The suspense was killing Billy on the inside knowing he may have been caught for his crimes.
*flick*
The room went from a dark dungeon of death to a bright room of eye piercing madness.
"AHHHHHH MY EYES"
Billy screamed in pain as the light was such a shift from the deep darkness of the room and the forest.
"Oh my!I'm sorry, are you okay?"
Turns out his dastardly abductor was none other than dearest fluttershy.
"NO YOU FUCKING RETARD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING"
Blood FLOWED from Billy's eyes like tears flow out of the eyes of Liberals when I serve them Republican Soup.
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry p-p-please don't hurt me please sir!"
Fluttershy cowered in fear behind a stool shaking like the earth after your mom takes a step.
Billy continued to scream for a few minutes before passing out and falling over.
"Up excuse me sir, wakey wakey"
Fluttershy continuously poked Billy until he sprung up and began hyperventilating and looking side to side in horror as if he was a soldier who had heard a gunshot ring.
"WHERE AM I?"
"Um…..you're in my residence, i'm pretty sure we've met before…."
Billy slowly turned his head and it made a noise reminiscent of a creaking door and started at Fluttershy………….MENACINGLY.
"Oh yes I remember now"
Billy said this sheepishly as he had forgotten who she was.
"Erm…..I apologize for the screaming"
"Oh no its quite alright i'm just glad you aren't bleeding from your eyes anymore"
"Yeah, thats certainly a relief, Thank you for nursing me back to health, But I must be on my way, And sorry for any inconvenience I brought your way"
"Oh um, It's quite alright Billy no need to thank me it was my pleasure, But are you sure you have to leave so soon? don't you want to eat breakfast?"
Billy thought to himself for a minute, go see his insufferable grimace of a girlfriend or take some time to talk to this pony and gain her trust more. He chose the ladder for plot reasons.
"Um yeah I could go for a bite real quick"
"Oh splendid ! , I'll get some eggs prepared"
Fluttershy eagerly pranced to the kitchen and pulled a cart of eggs from her refrigerator.
"So uh………………what happened?"
"Well last night I found you in the woods being attacked by Timberwolves and I couldn't just leave you there to suffer, So I did what any good pony would do and brought you home"
"Oh ok, well thank you"
Billy loudly slurped his eggs like a fat ass hippo and reached for the ketchup but comically fell over the table knocking everything over and landing on fluttershy.
"Oh Billy I-............"
Fluttershy was unable to properly speak as Billy arched over her, stuttering and mumbling and bumbling her words like a modern day rapper from places with a property value less than 100 thousand dollars.
Billy went blank headed as he stood there, he remembered how the last ventures went with the other ponies and knew what he had to do…………..
Awww shit, here we go again 🦍
Fluttershy was blushing immensely and Billy knew exactly what he had to do, so he leaned in for a kiss, and out of instinct Fluttershy leaned in for the kiss too.
As they're muzzles came closer both pulled away at the last second and broke into a cold nervous sweat.
"Wait……"
"I've never kissed anypony before………,
"Your right, sorry"
Billy didn't expect to be turned down but he was sure as hell happy he was
"Alright well I guess I'll see myself out then, salutations"
"B-b-bye billy………………."
Billy got up and left as fast as possible as Fluttershy watched him and became red as a tomater.
"God dammit it finally, I thought id have to fuck another horse, jeez"
Billy gathered himself and began thinking of what to do as by now his plans had hit a stalemate.
Billy Bolted fast and eventually made his way back to Ponyville in a cold sweat
" i'm glad I got out of there in time, I cant stand fucking another one of these horses…….yuck"
Suddenly upbeat prancing and trotting filled the silent air as the sun beamed and burned.
"Hello darling!"
It was Twilight, she had picked up Billy's hoof and kissed it while giving a cute dinky wink.
"Oh hey Twilight!"
Billy faked a beam and contorted his face to forcefully smile more than he ever had in his entire life.
"Hey so I was thinking maybe we could grab something to eat later in Manehatten"
"Yeah uh sure no problem"
Billy instantly regretted his decision knowing he'd suffer what he could only assume was a subpar spaghetti dinner iina city that reeks of rat piss.
"Oh fantastic Billy! I'm so glad you agreed!,........ You really do make me the happiest mare in the world"
Her face blushed delicately as she stared with whimsy into Billy's eyes while he uncomfortably stared back.
"Yep you too honey 😃"
*I want to beat her face in so bad, I cannot describe my feelings of malice and hatred around that genetic nightmare of a creature*
*oh well nothing I can do now. Best not to fret over it and see this as a way to further manipulate Twilight*
Billy began to continue walking, Thinking about what to do next.
Suddenly the noise of hyper springing filled the roads of Ponyville.
It could only be one pony,......Pinky Pie.
The sound of retarded kazoo playing rang like church bells on a wedding, Everypony Looked on in sheer annoyance or sheer aww at Pinkie's Vulgar display of her expertise in kazoo playing.
Pinkie Parooze'd around until she ever slowly made her way towards Billy's Direction
*oh god , oh fuck , ive gotta get out of here before that D I C K H E A D annoys me till im nothing but bone*
Billy slowly paced away as he looked back with more and more caution and increasing trot speed.
Eventually the Pink-Tard caught up with him and smiled shit eatingly and inhaled comically before letting out a massive call.
"OH BILLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY"
*god FUCKING damnit man, I was this close too*
Billy put on a comically large fake grin and the more and more he held it , The more and more hid his eyes and face twitched.
"Heeeeeeeeeey Pinkie! What's up?"
"Omg i'm so excited too see you!!! Oh boy check this out! You're gonna believe it, this harmonica is splendiferous!"
She rambled for nearly 30 minutes about her fucking harmonica while Continuing to walk next to Billy.
*I can't take it anymore , i'm going to go insane , this /rtard keeps speaking but nobody's listening…………. Definitely has ass burgers*
*i've gotta do something quick*
"Hey Pinkie , Thats crazy and all that but check this out"
Billy took the harmonica and played a very terrible rendition of all along the watchtower by Bob Dylan , Pinkie stared in amazement like a pit bull to a toddler in spite of Billy's playing being total dog shit.
After Billy finished playing the area they were filled with silence.
"Wow………."
Pinky jumped and bounced around like a pack of Iraqis when they hit the 2nd tower and swarmed around Billy and began sputtering compliments.
Billy was losing it , Somehow even though he was a powerful being, he was still able to be annoyed to a level were murder was on his mind.
*ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HER TO SHUT UP, THIS BACKFIRED HORRIBLY*
*I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE*
Billy's face went numb from the fake grimace he displayed and his teeth were gritting fiercely.
*I Can't take it anymore , I have to kill this bitch*
Pinkie kept rapidly completing him as she trotted next to him into the forest, this went on for a good 20 minutes until Billy reached a cliff side.
Billy flung the harmonica off the Cliffside and slowly turned himself toward Pinkie Pie.
"Oooh no! Looks like the harmonica slipped out of my hand and fell off the edge of this cliffside!"
Pinkie moved herself to the cliff to look down into its deep abyss to try and see her lost instrument shrouded in the darkness.
"Aww man and I just got it oh-
Billy kicked out Pinkie's heign legs and watched her fall into the abyss slowly as her pink got lost and shrouded in the darkness.
"Oh no pinkie i'll come save you!"
This was a lie.
Billy stayed and watched until her scream faded out and his face slowly came undone from the fixed grimace it bared.
A sigh of relief left his muzzle
"Good Riddance , I hate the mentally disabled"
Fin
Billy Wire Does Equestria
On the surface of Phobos, Billy Wire and Doom Slayer stand on opposite sides of the grainy surface like 2 boxers at each side of the ring, both huffing and puffing from the prior battle Billy is cut bad his arm hanging on by a single tendon as Doom Slayer attempts to get a grip on the current situation and how to take out Mr. Wire with ease.
Doom slayer begins to panic as Billy Wire begins charging at him with a large ram that could pierce through tungsten, Even the Slayer's demonic armor , Short on supplies and ammo doom slayer does the only thing he can and calls upon Vega.
"VEGA", The Large man screamed
"Summon a wormhole immediately, I don't care how much of our resources and energy it takes just do it!"
Vega begins Conjuring a mighty wormhole behind Billy Wire, the likes of which could swallow an entire city in mere seconds Doom slayer begins charging at Mr. Wire with all the demonic energy he can muster
"Wormhole opening in......" ,Vega says unenthusiastically
5....
4......
3.........
2............
1..................
The wormhole had reached its maximum size right as the 2 men clashed, But before Billy could swing his ram Doom slayer blood Punched him so hard he caved his skull in and sent him right into the wormhole.
" I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SLAAAAAAAAAAYER" , As the tyrant is plunged into a dark abyss
The wormhole closes and Doom slayer has a long sigh of relief knowing his foe will be banished long enough for him to prepare for his next battle with him
Author's Note
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