Ponies and their various problems, all written for the viewing pleasure of you, the reader to whom it may concern.
Yes, you're the pony for the job. You wanted this job, so don't cry to me that you have to read all their problems and report each one to Celestia. She wants you to keep all these truthful and hateful comments away, so she can keep the public at bay. Besides, you should be thanking her. I hear you get stellar pay for all this shit.

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Lucky bastard.

NOTE: Not actually clop, but implied or well, wishing of somepony getting [spoiler]fucked[/spoiler].
Mature for strong language, and full of random shit that you will not understand.
Written by: Curify
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