Celestia's Relaxing Vacation

by headless_rainbow

First published

Celestia wants to really let loose and take a vacation. Not a vacation from work, but a vacation from being the good princess everyone loves her for being. But how can she really do the horrible things she'd like to do and not ruin her reputation?
She has found a way. Having secretly imprisoned Queen Chrysalis, Celestia intends to live out all her evil fantasies and then claim Chrysalis did them in her form, letting the changeling queen take the fall.
But is it really just a vacation? How is it even possible for a pony like Celestia to become so deranged? There’s more to it than that; more than even Celestia knows.

Story contains most every type of sex, rape, vore, foalcon, gore, bodily fluids, etc that you can imagine. A more specific chapter-by-chapter content is further below, which is spoilery if amusing, but the basics are here:
abortion (via cock and other methods), asphyxiation (via drowning, choking, hanging, cocks, etc), bodily fluids (blood, cum, piss, scat, puss, vomit, etc), bondage (gags, restraints, fuck swings), city demolition, death/murder/necrophilia, death-matches between faithful students, double-or-more penetration, fates worse than death, foalcon/fetuscon, friendship lessons, futa, genocide, human world getting fucked but fuck them, impalement( via cock and other methods), impregnation, incest, mind control/deception/misplaced vengeance, medieval tortures, naughty language, not thinking things through, oral, public naughtiness, sex (every natural hole and others), small council meetings (more horrifying than it sounds), three-or-more-somes, torture via time travel, villains so evil that other villains become protagonists without reforming, virginity (but never for long), vore (soft and hard via mouth, cock, cunt, soul, cooking, etc), wondering why she’s doing this until you find out, zombies (because everything is better with zombies)

Chapters that were written by fans will re-direct to the chapter on their account. Detailed contents are in the first chapter because they wouldn't fit here.

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