Chapters Not the vacation I asked for
It was a rainy night, thunder could be heard, the raindrops falling down on the hardened concrete, the entire town of Brunssum was quiet, the lights were dimmed and everyone was fast asleep. The town was peaceful and everyone lived a happy life…..Except for one boy.
"Sweetie are you sure you are going to be alright?" Asked a very concerned mother to her son.
"Yes mom I….I just need some time to think that’s all." The boy replied.
"Ok but know you can talk about it alright."
"Yes mom and thanks…..For everything."
"No thanks son, we know you are going through a hard time, but believe me when I tell you he’s in a better place."
"I sure hope so mom…I sure hope so."
And with that said the mother left the boys house and went for home, and the boy was yet again….Alone.
But this was not always the case, this boy was the happiest boy who ever existed on Earth (at least that’s what people always said about him) and nothing could bring him down.
Until he lost the thing most dearest to him......
I can’t believe it’s been 4 days, 4 days without…..Him.
Those and many other thoughts consumed the boys mind, he had lost something, something that could never be replaced.
That boys name is Jack Kenway, and this is his story.
Jacks POV,
School, the most boring and hated place ever......But not on Friday!
"Ok leerlingen klas is bijna voorbij en dat betekent maar 1 ding." (Ok students, class is almost over and you know what that means.) Our teacher Ms Jefferson said.
"Zomer vakantie!" (Summer vacation!) The entire class shouted in union.
Yep summer was around the corner.
‘Summer the most awesome time of the year.' I thought.
"We zij nu klaar met alles en we hoeven niets meer te bespreken, Ok dan mogen jullie wat mij betreft gaan." ( We have finished everything we needed to do before Summer starts, so you can go home 30 minutes earlier.) Ms Jefferson announced.
"Maar mevrouw u zou ons toch nog huiswerk opgeven voor na de vakantie?" (But Ms jeffersons, you said you would give us some homework to do in the vacation.) Our class nerd Dylan said.
"Dylan hou je bek!" ( Dylan shut up!) The class shouted in Union.
"S-Sorry." ( S-Sorry) Dylan replied.
"Dylan is echt een tuup he?" (Dylan is such a dumbfuck isn’t he?) My best buddy Steven asked.
"Ach laat hem, in tegenstelling tot jouw heeft hij altijd zijn huiswerk af en geeft hij geen dom excuus." (Ah leave the kid alone, at least he doesn’t give stupid excuses when he hasn’t done his homework.) I replied.
"Ik geef nooit domme excuses."(I never give stupid excuses.) Steven replied offended by my statement.
"Sorry ik heb mijn huiswerk niet kunnen maken omdat er een slang in mijn anus vast zat." (I’m sorry miss but I couldn’t do my homework because a snake was stuck in my anus.) I replied.
"Hey dat was een geweldig excuus!" (Hey that was a amazing excuse!) Steven replied.
"Als het zo geweldig was waarom werd je dan naar de directeur gestuurd?" ( If it was such an amazing excuse, why did you get send to the principal?) I asked sarcastically.
"Ja inderdaad waarom werd ik ook alweer naar de directeur gestuurd?" (Yeah why did I get send to the principal.) Steven asked not remembering the whole thing.
"Omdat je haar bedreigde." (Because you treatened Ms Jefferson.) I said.
"Waarmee dat dan?" (With what?) Steven asked.
"Je zei dat je die slang in haar anus zou stoppen als ze je niet geloofde." (You said you would shove the snake up her anus if she didnt believe you.) I replied.
"Dat was als grapje bedoeld!" (I was just kidding!) Steven replied.
"Volgens mij begreep ze jouw zieke gevoel voor humor niet goed." (I dont think she understood your sick sense of humor.) I replied.
"Je meent het." (You dont say?) Steve asked with a hint of sarcasm.
*Riiiiiiiiiing*
"Ok klas Zomer is nu officieel begonnen, een fijne vakantie en ik zie jullie over 2 maanden." (Ok class have a nice vacation and I will see you in 2 months.) Ms Jefferson announced.
"Vrijhijd!" (Freedom!) The class shouted in union.
So class was finally over, if you didn't (Which I guess you didn't) noticed, my buddy Steven and I are attending Vet school, we are currently in our last year.
We are best friends for as long as I can remember and we have been attending the same schools, same elementary school, same high school and now we are currently following the same continuation school.
Yep our lives couldn't get any better.....Well except for the fact that our teachers are assholes and our principle is giant dick.
I'm the oldest of us two, I'm 20 years old and Steven is 19 years old, but let me give you a proper introduction.
My name is Jack Kenway, I'm 20 years old and I live in the Netherlands, I was born in Heerlen but I've been living in a town called Brunssum for as long as I can remember, my parents are divorced and since then I've been living with my mother and stepfather, Until I was old enough to get a house for myself, it is the best house an 20 year old could wish for, but back to my parents.
My stepfather is the nicest guy anyone could wish to have for a stepfather, he's nice, he understands me and he's funny as hell, like this one time my mom didn't want to come out of bed and he just screamed "Sweetie help the house is on fire!", it didn't turn out as well as he thought it would, wanna know what happened?
let's just say he had to sleep with a ice bag between his legs for 4 days.
But I'm getting off topic, anyway my real father and I are still father and son as you could say, I visit him every weekend and he is just as cool as my stepfather.
I am a only child, I had a little brother but he.....Passed away, my stepfather has his own cafe, it's a family business that's been around for over 80 years!
What do I look like? Well I'm over six feet tall and I'm pretty muscled, (When you visit the gym almost every day you tend to get a descend body) I have short blond hair, blue eyes, thick eyebrows and no facial hair (not that I care, at least I don't have to buy razors and foam).
And now for my buddy Steven,
Well his name is Steven Bruer, he is 19 years old and lives in the Netherlands just like me, he's almost six feet tall, he's got brown eyes, short black spiky hair and no facial hair as well, I'll admit even though he visits the gym like me he is still a little chubby but he doesn't give a fuck about that.
He has 2 loving parents and a little sister.
He is like a brother to me, if anything would happen to him I wouldn't know what to do, I'd probably kill myself or something.
We are in the last year of our school.
Anyway, summer had begun and it was going to be great! Hanging out with Steven, Going on holiday with Steven, practically I’m going to spend the entire holiday with Steven .
We got home from school and immediately went to my place to play video games, Steven and I were going to spend our entire holiday in Brunssum.
Yep we were not going to another country or anything fancy, our parents were all going to Japan for 4 weeks, they had insisted that we should come with them, but we simply denied the offer and told them ‘’That is a very generous offer, but me an Steven are going to stay in Brunssum because with you gone we get to do things you would never let us do.’’
At first our parents thought we were serious about the whole Things we could do when you guys are not home thing and they actually wanted to cancel the holiday. We told them that it was just a joke and that we would behave like the grown men we were.
So eventually they decided to go on holiday either way, the ones who were going to Japan were: My mother, father, stepmother, stepfather. Stevens mom, dad and his little sister.
So yeah we were practically home alone…..Which is so awesome!
Our parents left 2 days before Summer vacation would actually start, so me and Steven were already alone for 2 days.
Luckily for me, I have a job at our local pizzeria and Steven has a job as shoe salesman.
So when we finally had all the stuff that we needed ( Energy drinks, cheetos, etc) I turned on my Playstation and we started playing some Call of duty.
Little did I know that my holiday would make a drastic change.
"Hardcore team death match." The revenge voice of Call of Duty Black Ops 2 announced.
"Alright man time to kick some Bot ass!" Steven said with much confidence.
"Really? Last time I checked we lost because of you." I replied sarcastically.
"So what, it wasn’t my fault, you were the one who changed the bots difficulty level to veteran." Steven replied. In a as a matter of factly tone.
"Only because you told me to!" I replied.
"So what. It didn’t mean you actually had to do it, I just said you could ." Steven replied.
"But when you ask someone that, it automatically means you want them to do it!" I replied getting annoyed.
"That might be true, but I still didn’t like the whole veteran bots kicking my ass thing ." Steven replied.
"I thought you said you were pro at this game." I replied mockingly.
"I thought I said that you should shut the fuck up." Steven replied.
*RATATATATAT*
"DUDE YOU JUST KILLED ME!" Steven shouted.
"No I didn’t." I lied.
*RATATATATAT*
"Get that son of a bitch of out my sight." The revenge voice demanded.
"Look now I killed you." I said with a hint of mock.
"You motherfucker." Steven replied.
You might be thinking, 'Why the hell do they talk English when they live in the Netherlands were the language they speak is Dutch?'
Well me and Steven want to go to The United States of America when we’re older, so we agreed to talk English whenever we were together. You know, for practice. To be honest with you, I like the English language more than my own, you can literally add the word ‘fuck’ to any sentence!
But back to team killing!
"Dude! What the fuck man!" Steven Shouted.
"What I swear it wasn’t me I-."
"Get that son of a bitch out of my sight." The revenge voice cut me of.
"Heh I eh I……Thought you were the enemy?" I said sheepishly.
"You just wait and see what happens when you kill me again." Steven replied with a creepy grin.
‘Commander what is his creep level?’
*gasps* 'It’s over 9000!’
‘9000!? There is no way that can be right.
"Dude you ok there?" Steven asked while waving his hand in front of my face.
"Huh? O-Oh yeah yeah I’m fine, I was just…..Thinking about something." I replied.
"I was already getting worried, normally when you space-out like that it usually means your thinking about something weird." Steven replied.
"Ehm could we please continue with killing the bad guys?" I asked trying to make Steven drop the current subject.
"Sure, but shoot me ONE.MORE.TIME and I swear I will make you regret the day you were born!" Steven said sternly.
"Wow wow, easy there man it’s just a game." I replied while holding my hands up as a sign of peace.
"Then you better start playing the game right and-."
*RATATATATATAT*
"Get that son of bitch out of my sight."
Steven looked at me with an angered expression.
"You’ve got 5 seconds." Steven announced.
"Make it 2 sweetheart." I replied with a English accent while patting him on the head.
"Oh that’s it!" He shouted while getting up.
"Catch me if you can you little bitch!" I shouted while running for my life.
"Come back and fight like a man!" Steven shouted while running after me.
"Nah I’d rather run and hide like a pussy !" I shouted back
We kept running through my house for what seemed like hours, we went up the stairs, down the stairs, in my basement, out of my basement.
Eventually I opened the door and ran through my backyard, Steven was (unfortunately) still on my tail.
"Dude are you never going to stop!?" I shouted.
"Nope, not until I give you the biggest Wedgie ever!" Steven shouted back.
"You know I’m stronger then you right?" I asked while slowing down.
"Aha getting tired are we?" Steven asked while running towards me at full speed.
Steven was just inches away from me, I took a deep breath and stepped aside while holding my right leg out so he would trip.
Luckily Steven was stupid enough to fall for it.
"AH KUT!" (Ah fuck!) Steven shouted while tripping.
"EAT DIRT ASSHOLE!" I shouted while getting on top of him, grabbing his head and shoving it in the wet dirt.
"Aaah pfffft *cough* not cool *cough* man." Steven said between coughs.
"I’m sorry I can’t hear you with all of that dirt In your mouth." I replied mockingly.
"Dude get of *cough* my back!" Steven shouted while trying to push me of him.
I simply added more weight and I swear I could hear some *pops* coming from his back.
"AAH DUDE GET OF!" Steven shouted.
"What’s the magic word?" I asked mockingly.
"Get of me…….Please ?" Steven replied.
"Well actually the magic word was Double D’s but I’ll take it." I replied while getting of Steven and helping him on his feet.
"Double D’s? Since when is that the magic word?" Steven asked while brushing of the dirt of his shirt. (Which only made it look worse by the way, seriously it looked like he had been rolling around in dog shit.)
"Since we dropped the magic word before that." I replied.
"What was the magic word before Double D’s than?" Steven asked curiously.
"Steven is the best and he’s got the biggest D in the entire universe ." I replied casually.
"Oh yeah now I remember, but that magic word was based on facts mister!" Steven replied sternly.
"Right facts ." I replied with a hint of sarcasm.
Suddenly a few drops of rain fell on my face, those drops became more and more until it was plain out raining hard as fuck.
"Dude I think I’m going to head home, I don't want to get home drenched in rain. Steven said.
"You better hurry up then, the weather reporter said a big storm is coming straight for Brunssum." I replied.
"Well what am I still doing here than?" Steven asked
"I don't know." I replied.
"I'll call you when I get home, let's just hope shit doesn't hit the fan before I get home." Steven said.
"Well good luck with that." I replied.
"Thanks man, I’m gonna need it." Steven said while walking towards the back exit.
And with that said; Steven left and it was just me, the rain, and my backyard.
'Well better get back in before I catch a cold.' I thought.
I got inside but I accidentally forgot to take of my shoes, I looked back and I saw dirt footsteps on the wooden floor of my living room.
Well luckily for me I live on my own, I swear if I did this in my parents’ home I would have been grounded for a week. I thought while taking off my shoes.
'Thank god for divorced parents.' I thought.
You might be thinking "What the fuck is wrong with this guy?"
To tell you the truth, when my mom and dad divorced they both met a new love in their life, my mom found my stepfather who owns the most famous café in Brunssum and my dad even re-married, his new wife is the owner of Intertoys ( Intertoys is the biggest toy store in Brunssum.)
Even though my parents are divorced my mom and dad still have good contact with each other, heck like this one time my dad asked my mom if she wanted to have a foursome with him! But back too the matter at hand.
My dad and stepmother knew I always wanted to live on my own, so they decided to talk about it with my mother and stepfather, after a lot of arguing they finally gave in, so after everything was taken care of I found myself in a amazing home, a big living room, wonderful kitchen, a game-room ( which my stepfather made for me by the way), and the best bedroom ever.
All of my stuff was transported to my new home, my Playstation, flat-screen TV, some of my dad’s old furniture and many other things.
So after settling in and giving the biggest house warming party ever I felt like I could take on the whole world.
"Well this is just great!" I exclaimed while closing my fridge.
"I forgot to do the groceries…..Again." I mumbled.
I simply decided to order a pizza and do the groceries tomorrow.
I walked towards the TV and I saw that the game had already ended, my team was of course the losing team.
'Well I guess we’ll just have to continue this game another time.' I thought while turning of my Playstation.
I sat down on the couch and decided I would watch some TV until the pizza arrived.
Ten minutes later of watching Married With Children the pizza arrived.
*Riiiiiiiiiiiing*
"Kom eraan!" (Coming!) I shouted.
I opened the door and it revealed a young boy l wearing a domino`s outfit and scooter helmet literally drenched by the rain
"1 p-pizza d-deluxe m-met extra B-BBQ saus." (O-One p-pizza deluxe w-with extra B-BBQ sauce.) He stuttered.
"Ja dat is voor mij, gaat het nog goed jong?" (That's for me, hey everything alright dude?) I asked.
"J-Ja i-ik d-denk het w-wel h-het is a-alleen een b-beetje koud, dat w-word d-dan € 15 a-alsjeblieft." (Y-Yes I-I guess so, it's just a l-little cold that's all, that'll be 15 Euros p-please.)The boy said.
"Alsjeblieft en hou het wisselgeld maar." (Here you go kid, keep the change.) I replied while giving him 20 euros.
"A super gaaf, m-mijn eerste dag en n-nu al een fooi, b-bedankt meneer!" (A-Awesome, my first d-day and already a tipp, thanks s-sir!) The boy happily exclaimed.
"Graag gedaan jong, ik werk zelf ook pizzeria en ik moet ook vaak bezorgen dus ik weet hoe het voelt." (You're welcome kid, I work in a pizzeria myself so believe me when I say that I know the feeling of being drenched with rain.) I replied.
"Welke pizzeria dan?" (Which pizzeria?) The boy asked.
"American Corner." I replied.
"Ah ok dat is best v-vet maar ik moet verder, n-nogmaals bedankt voor de fooi." (Ah that's pretty c-cool but I need to get going, I still have a lot of deliveries to deliver, thanks again for the tipp sir!) The boy said while walking back to his scooter.
"Graag gedaan." (Your welcome!) I shouted back.
With that said; I closed the door and walked towards the living room.
I opened the box and started eating the pizza.
While eating my pizza I was thinking about what I could do during the holiday.
'I could go to the zoo, or maybe I could work and save up money for a new tv, or maybe I-.'
*BOOM*
I was interrupted by a loud *boom* coming from my backyard, it scared me shitless
"Jesus Cristus!" (Jesus Christ!) I shouted.
"Wat was dat nou weer!? …….Ah kom op ik had deze trui net nieuw!" (What the hell was that!?.......Ah come on I just got this sweater!) I shouted.
Great now there’s BBQ sauce all over my new sweater, could this day get any worse?
'Ik kan beter even checken of de bliksem niet ergens heft ingeslagen, het laatste wat ik wil is een brand.' (I'd better check if the lightening didn't struck any tree in my backyard, the last thing I want is a fire in my backyard.) I thought while putting on my shoes.
I got up from my couch, grabbed a flashlight and walked towards the backdoor, I opened the door and went into the backyard.
I turned on the flashlight and started to look for anything suspicious, after a few minutes of searching I found nothing, I walked towards the door but I stopped in my tracks when I heard a feminine voice.
"H-Hello, i-is a-anypony out there?" The voice asked.
"Wie kan dat nu weer zijn?" (Who the hell could that be?) O thought.
"H-Hello? Please we need help!" She said much louder this time.
"We? Dus er zijn meer?" (We? So there are more?)
"Hello miss? Where are you?" I shouted.
*I-I don’t know, I-I can’t see a thing." The voice shouted.
"Wait just keep talking!" I shouted back.
I honestly didn’t know what to expect, there could be a hot super model laying naked in my backyard that was running away from her perverted manager and maybe she needs shelter but I’ve only got one bed so that means we have to chare…….Or it could be drug addict that lost her home and everything and wants to take refuge in my backyard.
Either way she needed help and a true gentleman never lets a woman down!
I turned on my flashlight and started to walk towards her voice, eventually I saw something……Pink?
Yep there was defiantly something pink laying in my backyard.
'I swear Steven if its that same dildo you used to prank me with last week I will shove it so far up your ass you won’t be able to walk straight for 4 days.' I thought.
"Hello? Talking dildo?" I asked.
I went closer toward the pink thing but when I got a good look of what I was looking at my mind simply said ‘’Fuck you Jack I’m outta here!’’
'What the fuck?' I thought.
Laying in front of me was a pink horse, she had a multi colored mane, horn, wings and-WAIT WHAT? HORN AND WINGS!?
‘What kind of sick fuck would dye his horse pink and glue a horn to it’s head?’ I thought.
But this horse was……Different, she was smaller than a normal horse and it appeared she was wearing hoof wear and a crown?
Alright the hoof wear I can understand but a crown? What the fuck is wrong with her owner? I thought. ( I assumed it was a she because her sick fucking owner decided to dye her pink.)
The horse looked at me in horror, she started shivering. I thought she was going to have a heart attack or something.
"Hey it’s alright I’m not gonna hurt you." I said in a calm voice.
Like she would even understand me. I thought.
"P-Please g-go a-away." The horse pleaded.
"WOW WHAT THE FUCK!" I shouted while jumping back from shock.
'Did that thing just talk? No it can’t talk, damn Domino’s what did you put in that pizza?' I thought.
"Did y-you just t-talk?" I asked.
God why am I even talking to it?
"P-Please d-don’t hurt us." She pleaded.
'Holy shit it actually talked!' I thought.
"T-Talking h-horse." I stuttered out.
"P-Please don’t hurt us." She said.
'What the fuck is happening to me?' I thought.
Come on Jack think…………I got it! This is just a hallucination, I bet if I concentrate and close my eyes there will be nothing there.
I closed my eyes and counted to ten, I opened my eyes only to be greeted by the same pink horse.
'Fuck! No hallucination.' I thought.
"H-Help us p-please." She pleaded.
"It’s going to be……Alright?" I said really confused.
"W-Where am I-I?" She asked.
Damn this horse can talk and it’s frightened to death, is this some kind of escaped government project or something?
"You’re currently in m-my backyard." I replied.
"W-What a-are you?" She asked.
"What d-do you m-mean?" I asked.
"W-What a-are you a-and where are w-we?" She asked.
"We?" I asked.
"Me and the other t-three Princesses." She replied.
Princesses ? Now there are three other horses like her and they’re Princesses!?
"Ehm listen this is a lot to process but I think it would be for the best if we would continue this conversation somewhere more warm and less wet." I said.
"I-I don’t k-know if I-I can trust y-you, can I trust you?" She asked.
"Yes you can, please just come inside and well talk about all of this." I replied.
Man oh man here I am talking to a hallucination.
I have to say that I am confused as fuck right now, but this horse needed my help and she appears to be a female so the gentleman code counts for her as well…..How much I want to kill the guy who invented the gentleman code.
"Can you walk?" I asked.
"I-I think so." She replied.
She tried to get up only to trip in the wet dirt and fall over.
"Ouch, I think I-I’m still a little weak." She said.
"Don’t worry I’ll pick you up and-."
"N-No please just take the others inside f-first, they are unconscious and they need to get shelter immediately." She cut me off.
"A-Alright but here" I said while taking of my sweater and covering her with it "this will keep you warm."
Luckily I was smart enough to wear a t-shirt underneath my sweater because it was friggin cold outside.
"Where are the others?" I asked
"They are behind me." She replied.
I shined my flashlight over to where she was pointing her hoof at, I walked towards the three other horses and they were just as weird as the pink one.
One had white fur (and with white I mean pure white) from what I could tell; her mane was multicolored like the pink one and she was wearing a crown as well.
I then looked at the other two, one had a dark blue fur, her mane was……Different to say the least and she appeared to have a a mane filled with stars? At least it looked like stars to me.
And then there was the last one, she was completely purple, she had a purple mane with some pink in it as well, no hoof wear for this one though and she appeared to be the smallest one of the four.
"Alright let’s get you three inside." I said while picking the white one up. ‘Ok defiantly no hallucination I thought.’
She was surprisingly light for a horse, come to think of it she isn’t even near as big as a normal horse, so are they perhaps ponies or something?
I quickly picked her up and ran as fast as I could, I went inside and lay her down on my couch (luckily my couch was big enough for her), I then went outside as quickly as possible and picked the blue one up with one arm and the purple one with my other arm, I put them over my shoulders and ran as fast as I could, I gently put both of them down on my other couch (yes I have two couches so what? I got them for free anyway.).
I then ran outside to pick the pink one up, I could only hope that my sweater was good enough to keep her warm, I ran outside and gently picked her up, receiving a *squeal* from her, I ran inside, closed the door and put her down on the couch were the blue one and the purple one lay.
It barely fitted but eventually everyone of these horses were on the couch, but they were far from safe.
I ran towards my closet and grabbed as many blankets as possible.
Poor things must be freezing to death. I thought while grabbing the last blanket.
I ran downstairs only to see the pink horse crying?
"What have I gotten myself into?" I asked myself.
I decided to think about that later, I quickly covered the white horse, I then went over to the blue and purple one and covered them up as well, after that I turned up the heater up till it reached 28 °C.
With a confident sigh I made my way over to the crying pink horse.
"Hey ehm its alright you’re all safe and sound." I said while grabbing a nearby chair and looking her straight in her eyes.
She looked at me, eyes red from all the crying, tears were streaming down her face.
Oh man what do I do now? Am I supposed to talk to it?
'Well here goes my sanity.' I thought.
"Hey it’s alright you’re all inside and away from the cold, now could you please tell me what you are?" I asked,
"I-I am a-a alicorn. What *sob* a-are you?" She asked.
"Well before I answer that; put this around you first." I said while handing her a blanket, the blanket was suddenly covered in a blue aura and started floating towards the pony.
'Wow what kind of shit is this?' I thought.
"T-Thank you." She said.
"Y-You’re welcome I guess." I replied confused.
"Where am I and what are you?" She asked curiously.
"Well I am a Human and you are currently at my place." I replied.
"Hooman?" She repeated.
"H-How is it that you are able to t-talk?" I asked.
"I c-could ask you the same thing." She replied.
"Well its just that well…..You’re an animal and animals aren’t supposed to talk." I replied.
"I am certainly not an animal !" She shouted back.
Damn she went from extremely sad to extremely angry in just 4 seconds.
I looked at her with a puzzled expression, when she found out what she had just done she quickly apologized.
"I-I'm so sorry I didn’t mean to scream I just-"
"It’s alright." I cut her off.
"Oh o-ok." She replied.
"Ehm do you have a *gulp* name?" I asked.
"My n-name is P-Princess Mi Amore C-Cadenza, but y-you can j-just call me Cadence." Cadence replied.
"Well then Cadence my name is Jack Kenway, a pleasure." I said while holding my hand out.
She looked at my hand for a few seconds before placing her hoof in my hand. I gave her a quick handshake and then asked another question.
"So who are your friends?" I asked.
"Well they are my aunties and sister well she was my sister before………..-"
"Before what ?" I asked.
"Its nothing really." Cadence replied.
"Uhm ok?" I replied.
"Wait you said something about you being a Princess, from what country are you Princess from then?" I asked.
"I am the Princess of Love and I am the ruler of The Crystal Empire". Cadence replied
"Crystal Empire ? Never heard of it." I replied.
"You’ve never heard of the Crystal Empire, in what part of Equestria are we?" Cadence asked.
"Equestria ? Is that the name of your home?" I asked.
"Well yes, our planets name is Equus, Equestria is the name of the country we ponies live in." Cadence replied.
"Ehm listen to me Cadence this might come as a total shock but….You are not on Equus you are on the planet Earth." I replied.
"N-Not on Equus but that means that I-I'm on a……alien planet." Cadence said while staring into the distance.
Minutes passed before I decided to speak up.
"Are you going to be alright?" I asked.
"I-I don’t know, I mean first I see a shooting star and make a wish and now I’m stuck on a alien planet." Cadence replied.
Wow I never saw it from her perspective, here she is on an alien planet confused as fuck and probably no idea as to how she got here in the first place.
"Well I’m just as confused about this as you are, but if it makes you feel any better; know that you are safe now." I said using my most calming voice.
She looked at me and gave me a small smile.
*yawn*
"I think someone’s tired. "I said.
"Yes….. I think I am, do you mind if I sleep on your couch?" Cadence asked.
"N-No of course not, just give me a scream when you need something or if any of the others wake up alright?" I said.
"I will and….thank you…..for everything." Cadence said.
"Hey I couldn’t just leave you to die out there now could I?" I asked.
"I guess not. Thank you Jack Kenway." Cadence said.
"You’re welcome Princess." I replied.
And with that said; I closed the door and started walking towards my room.
"What will happen tomorrow?" I thought while putting on my pajamas.
I didn’t know what to expect, maybe they all left, or maybe they are already on their way home as I speak.
'This is not the vacation I was hoping for.' I thought.
I went to my room and got into bed, I couldn’t really sleep but I didn’t care, it was Summer vacation anyway so there was no worrying about being late for school or oversleeping.
'I wonder how many sheep’s I can count before I fall to sleep?' I thought.
And with that, I started counting, knowing that my life would not be the same old boring life as was used to be.
A little explanation
Jack POV
"So let me get this straight. Darth Vader is actually Anakin Skywalker and his son Is Luke Skywalker?" Twilight asked.
"Yes Twilight, I know it’s strange but Star Wars is just complicated." I replied.
"Well We must say that Obi-Wan Kenobi sounds like a wise man was it?" Luna asked.
"Yes he was a very wise man." I replied.
"To think that he lost his master at the hands of the Sith Darth Maul." Celestia said.
"And to think that Anakin an Padmé fell in love even though the Jedi-code forbids it." Cadence added.
"Well Anakin did go to the dark side and almost killed Padmé." Twilight said.
"He only did it to *save
Yep I spent the last hours explaining what Star Wars was and what the story was all about, I also told them of The Clone Wars and some of the comics that were made as side-stories.
They had all taking a liking into one of the characters, Twilight had taken a liking into Yoda because of his wisdom, Cadence had taken a liking into Anakin because of the love he felt for Padmé and what he would do for her to keep her safe, Luna had taken a liking into Obi-Wan Kenobi because he defeated General Grievous (who they all hated by the way) and because he was such a cool Human as Luna would state it, and finally Celestia, Celestia had apparently taken a linking into not one character but millions, yep she had taking a liking into the Clone troopers.
When I asked her why she said "The clone troopers remind me of my royal guard, they protect me and fight without hesitation, even if that means to die in the progress."
But Celestia later explained that he had taken a particular liking into Captain Rex and Fives.
'If she only knew what happens to Fives in season 6.' I thought while remembering the first time I saw his death. It was one of the saddest thing I had ever seen. FUCK YOU COMMANDER FOX! WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST STUN HIM!?
So after a few hours it was 15:00 PM.
'Damn Steven is going to knock at my door any second now. I thought while looking at the door.
The Princesses apparently saw that I kept looking at the door, Cadence was the first one to speak up.
"Is there something wrong?" Cadence asked.
"Well kind of, you see my best friend Steven was coming to visit me today, he could be here any second." I replied.
"Your best friend. That’s amazing we get to meet another Human! What’s he like? What kind of hair color does he have? Is he-."
"Twilight!" I cut her off.
Twilight looked at me before smiling sheepishly.
"Heheh s-sorry I can get a little to excited sometimes." Twilight admitted.
"That’s alright Twilight, but the thing Is I don’t know how Steven is going to react when he sees you." I said.
"But he is your best friend right? Why do you think he would react any different then you did?" Celestia asked confused.
"Well its just that Steven tends to overreact." I replied.
"What do you mean with overreact ?" Celestia asked.
"Well……"I trailed of.
Flashback……..
"Oh my god dude I can’t believe I’m going to meet Beyoncé!" Steven shouted while me and him were escorted to VIP rooms of The Ziggo Dome.
"Just calm down dude, remember she is just a normal Human being and probably wants to be treated as one. So don’t go and kiss her feet the moment we walk in." I said.
"I would never do such a thing!" Steven replied.
Suddenly the security led us to a big door that said Beyoncé, one of the security men opened the door. When the door opened it revealed the woman Steven was a big fan of (at the time), Steven looked at her in total awe.
"Hi! You must be the winner of the contest right?" Beyoncé asked.
"I-I-I-I-I……"Steven trailed of.
I mentally face-palmed before speaking up.
"I am very sorry about his behavior miss but you see Steven can get a little-."
"OH MY GOD YOUR BREASTS ARE EVEN BIGGER IN PERSON!" Steven shouted.
"Dude what the fuck!?" I asked embarrassed of what he just said.
"Excuse me?" Asked a very confused and angry Beyoncé.
"Uhm *ahem* what I meant to say was……..Will you marry me?" Steven asked while getting on his knees and holding out a ring?
"When did he get that ring and……….That’s my dad’s wedding ring!" I thought.
"Well I eh I must say I am flattered, but you aren’t my type sweetheart but I appreciate you taking a liking into me." Beyoncé said.
Steven looked at Beyoncé before tearing up and running away as quickly as possible.
I simply looked the spot Steven was just in a few seconds ago.
Beyoncé looked at me with a confused expression.
"He can overreact sometimes. I said.
"I understand but he does know he was promised to get a autograph and a picture of him and me together right? Beyoncé asked.
"Just give me the autograph and I’ll bring it to him." I replied.
"Aright here you go." Beyoncé said while garbing a photo of her and signing it.
She gave the photo to me and asked me a question.
"What about the picture of me and him?" Beyoncé asked.
"Just leave that one out, he’s probably already out of The Ziggo Dome anyway." I replied.
"Is he really that fast?" Beyoncé asked confused.
"Well that and he did need to take a pee before we went over to you." I replied.
"Oh I see, well good luck with your friend." Beyoncé said while giving me a smile.
"Thanks ma’am I’ll need it." I replied giving her an awkward smile.
"Would you two be so nice to escort this young man back to the front entrance?" Beyonce asked the security.
The security men didn’t even respond, they just grabbed me by my arms and escorted me to the front door.
"Hey easy big guys!" I said.
They simply ignored me and dragged me to the front door, when we arrived at the front entrance of The Ziggo Dome they let go of me and gave me a cheeky smile.
I simply gave them the finger before running for my life.
'Need to find Steven before he gets drunk and does stupid things.' I thought while running towards the parking lot where I had parked my car.
After a few more minutes of running I arrived at the parking lot, I quickly made my way over to my car only to see Steven leaning against it.
"Hey dude a-are you ok?" I asked while catching my breath.
"I-I’m fine man, I-I just thought she was the one you know?" Steven replied.
"I’m sorry to hear that buddy but look at it from the bright side you are now over her and you're single ready to mingle." I said while throwing my arms up.
Steven chuckled a little before speaking up.
"I know man but I just wished Beyoncé would have admitted her feelings to me as well." Steven said.
"Uhm didn’t she say you weren’t her type?" I asked.
"She did but that is called denial my dear friend." Steven replied.
"I would call it you being a total creep ." I replied.
"Thanks for your soothing words!" Steven replied sarcastically.
"You’re welcome." I replied.
With that said we got inside of the car and drove home, I could hear Steven sniffing and mumbling something.
"One day you will be mine Beyoncé." Steven mumbled.
'Keep dreaming man, keep dreaming.' I thought.
End of flashback……….
"Hello Jack art thou still there?" Luna asked while waving her hoof in front of my face.
"Huh? Uh yeah yeah I just spaced out a little sorry , I tend to do that sometimes." I replied.
"That is alright but could thou please make that annoying sound stop!?" Luna asked.
"What annoying-."
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
"DUDE IT'S ME STEVEN OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR MAN! I heard Steven shout.
"Shit it's Steven, quickly hide behind the couch." I said.
"Why wou-."
"Just do it!" I cut Celestia of.
They all looked at each other before moving behind the couches, luckily they were small enough that Steven could probably not see them if he was standing in the doorway.
'Damn what do I do now?' I thought while walking toward the front door.
"Dude answer the damn door! Are you jerking of again?" Steven asked.
"Dude shut up I’m coming I’m coming, jeez." I replied.
"Thank the gods, Jack is awake!" Steven said.
"Yeah yeah." I replied while unlocking the door and opening it.
There I saw Steven wearing his God of War t-shirt, blue jeans and black Adidas shoes.
"Hey dude mind if I come in?" Steven asked.
"Ehm actually you can’t come in." I replied.
"Why not? I mean I know your house is a total mess but I don’t give a fuck about that." Steven replied while walking towards the entrance.
I quickly pushed him back before speaking up again.
"But yous eriously can’t come in right now." I said.
"Why not dude?" Steven asked confused.
"*sigh* Because I just nailed a really hot chick who is still sleeping in my bed as we speak." I lied.
"Dude you got laid!?" Steven asked.
"Ehm yes?" I replied.
"Dude that’s awesome! What’s her name? What does she look like? She's got double D’s right?" Steven asked.
"Her name is Daphne, she looks like a super model and yes she’s got double D’s." I replied.
"Dude YOU.HAVE.GOT to send to me a picture of her." Steven said.
"Alright.......I will." I replied.
"And….." Steven trailed off.
"And I’ll take a picture of her D’s as well." I replied casually.
"AWESOME! Alright dude I’ll see you in 4 hours? Is that enough time to get rid of her?" Steven asked.
"Dude what kind of sick fuck are you?" I asked.
I’m just messing with you man, don’t worry, but you remember our Bro-code right?" Steven asked.
"I guess." I replied.
"Do you remember rule number 6?" Steven asked.
"Ehm…..No?" I replied.
"Always share with bro’s." Steven replied with a grin.
"Always share with………Ah dude gross!" I replied.
"Hahahahaha I can’t believe it took you that long to figure it out dude. You are such a dumbfuck." Steven said.
"Says the guy who cried over Beyoncé!" I snapped back.
"That bitch? Nah I’m over her dude, Araina Grande is my new girl now." Steven said.
"You know she won’t even notice you right?" I asked.
"Maybe she will and maybe she wont. But that doesn’t matter right now, good luck ditching your one-night stand!" Steven said.
I simply sighed and he gave me a pat on the shoulder.
"Cheer up buddy, it's Summer vacation, two months no school and no parents!" Steven said.
"Fuck yeah!" I said while giving him an air-five ( A high five but in the air duh.)
"Alright dude I gotta go, see you in a few hours lady-killer ." Steven said.
"Yeah see you in 4 hours creep !"I replied.
With that said Steven walked back to his home, I closed and locked the door just in case Steven decides to try something funny.
I walked over to the living room and spoke up.
"Alright coast is clear. You can come out now." I said.
All of the Princesses got out from behind the couch and looked at me with a confused expression.
"Was that Steven?" Cadence asked.
"Yes that was my best buddy Steven." I replied.
"He seems like a……nice Human." Celestia said.
"Oh he’s nice when you get to know him, he’s just a little crazy that’s all." I replied.
"He kind of reminds me of Pinkie." Twilight said.
"Pinkie ?" I asked.
"A friend of mine in Equestria." Twilight replied.
"Yeah about Equestria, I have been explaining you 4 a lot of my world but you haven’t even talked about your world when you woke up." I said.
"Well we could tell you something’s about Equestria." Celestia said.
"Go ahead." I said while sitting down on the couch.
All of the Princesses sat down on the couch as well, for some reason Cadence decided to sit by my side.
"Alright then please tell me about your world." I said.
With that said Celestia started telling me everything about her world, how she had to banish Luna to the moon because she became Nightmare Moon, how they Twilight and her friends used The Elements of Harmony to defeat a guy named Discord who was apparently The God of Chaos or something, they also told me how Twilight became an Alicorn Princess and how she and her friends defeated this guy named Tirek who could practically absorb magic. So after the entire explanation I was surprised to say the least.
"Wow. That’s a lot to take in, luckily for you nobody died when all of those things happened, when we Humans fight usually thousands pay the price." I said.
"We are sorry to hear that Jack." Luna said.
"Well luckily for you your world hasn’t been in any war." I said.
"Oh but we have been in some wars, like the war against The Minotaur Kingdom and the war against the Changelings." Celestia replied.
"But you all seemed so shocked when I told you about the wars Humanity has been through." I said.
"Yes but not because there was a war, but because of how many lives were lost." Celestia replied.
"So you are familiar with war?" I asked.
"Unfortunately I am." Celestia said, a sad expression forming on her face.
Alright time to lighten the mood again.
"Well enough of this sad tal, your wars are over as well and luckily for you your land is peaceful." I said.
"Thou art right Jack, but We would still like to know more about Star Wars." Luna said.
"Well luckily for you I have all the seasons of Star Wars The Clone Wars on DVD and I have episode 1 to 6 on DVD as well." I said.
"So We can watch it?" Luna asked.
"Yes Luna you can watch it." I replied.
Luna grew a huge smile on her face before tackling me into a bone-crushing hug.
"Luna c-can't breathe." I stammered out.
Luna's ears perk up and she let's go immediately.
"W-We are sorry Jack, We just got a little excited and We lost our self control." Luna said.
"That's alright Luna, I know how it feels to be excited for something." I replied.
Luna gave me a warm smile and walked over to the couch.
"Uhm listen I know that you said that it personal but would you mind telling me what this wish thing was you were talking about?" I asked.
"I thought you would have forgotten that." Cadence said.
"Should I tell him auntie?" Asked Cadence to Celestia.
"That decision is yours to make Cadence." Celestia replied.
"Alright I guess there's no harm telling you a little bit about myself, but only of you tell me something personal about yourself as well." Cadence said.
"Sure Cadence." I replied.
"Alright, remember what I told you yesterday?" Cadence asked.
"What part? "I asked confused.
"The part about Twilight being my sister." Cadence said.
"Wait I thought you said she was your sister?" I asked.
"That's true, you see I-I was married with Twilights brother Shining Armor." Cadence said.
"Well that's wonderful!" I said.
"Yes it was wonderful until he-he-he-." Cadence couldn't even finish her sentence, she suddenly started crying uncontrollably and collapsed to the ground, the other 3 Princesses rushed over to her and started to comfort her.
"Why did you have to ask?" Twilight asked angry.
"I-I only thought that she made a wish about meeting new things or going on an adventure, I wouldn't have expected it to be that bad." I replied.
"Well it is that bad, We still can't believe that Shining Armor so such a thing to you niece Cadence." Luna said.
'I am defiantly not going to ask what he did to her. But still what did he do that was so bad.' I thought.
"Cadence you don't have to tell him." Twilight said.
"I-I know *sob* but I need t-to get *sob* over it eventually, s-so I why not here, I just want to t-talk about it with somepony else then you 3. Not that I don't appreciate what you have done for me but I'll *sob* need to get over it eventually." Cadence said while regaining her composure.
'Alright Jack think about what you are going to say. You can either tell them that you'll drop the subject or you can be an ass and ask what exactly happened.' I thought while considering what I should say.
"Well if you say so Cadence." Celestia said.
"You don't have to tell me Cadence, I mean if it hurts you so much to talk about it then we can just drop it. "I said.
Cadence wiped away the rest of her tears and gave me a small smile.
'Yes I nailed!' I thought while mentally giving myself a pat on the shoulder.
"I'll tell you what happened Jack but it's not a thing I like to talk about." Cadence said.
"You don't have to." I replied.
"I-I need to get o-over it eventually so I might as well tell our hero." Cadence said.
Hero ? She thinks I’m a hero just because I got them some shelter and food?' I thought.
Well if you are really sure then go ahead.
"A-Alright, this is what happened 4 weeks ago." Cadence said.
It was a beautiful evening in The Crystal Empire, the moon shined brightly over the beautiful Kingdom, as a Princess was now currently busy with finishing the last of her daily court.
Inside the castle a Certain Princess of Love had just finished the last letter consisting about complaints about the Crystal Empire.
"What’s this? Sombra was the best ruler and Cadence should just give up the throne and leave ?" Cadence said out loud.
Who would think that? I mean Sombra was the one who enslaved all the crystal ponies in the first place. Why would somepony want him to return?
Cadence thought while reading the letter again.
Sincerely Anonymous . The letter ended.
'Of course this pony isn’t stallion enough to write down his real name.' Cadence thought while throwing the letter away in frustration.
'I can't believe that somepony would write this. Wait until Shiny hears about this.' Cadence thought while getting of her chair and placing all the letters back on her desk.
'I can't believe it's been 6 months since Shiny and I got married, I love him so much.' Cadence thought.
'Well better get back to our room, Shiny must be asleep already.' Cadence thought.
Cadence had been thinking about asking Shining if he wanted to have foals. She had always loved babysitting Twilight when she was a filly, so having a foal herself would be a dream coming true.
'I just hope Shiny that thinks the same.' Cadence thought while walking towards her and Shining Armors room.
When she got closer to their room she could mumbled voices.
"Shiny *giggle* s-stop what if Princess Cadence finds out." She heard a feminine voice asked.
"Don't worry, Cadence told me she was going to have a lot *hick* of work today, so we should *hick* be save." Another voice replied.
'What's going on in there? 'Cadence thought.
Cadence was getting really nervous, she could have sworn that the other voice was her husbands.
'But who was the other voice from?' Cadence thought while walking slowly to the door.
"Wait did you hear that?" The feminine voice asked.
"I heard nothing babe now come on and kiss this *hick* Prince." The manly voice replied.
'K-Kiss this P-Prince ? No it can't be.' Cadence thought.
'What do I do now?' Cadence thought, she really wanted to barge in and know what was going on, but she was just to scared of what she could see.
"Oh Shining Armor you sure now how to handle a mare." The feminine voice said.
"I've had some experience with Cadence, but she isn't nearly as *hick* good as you babe. Shining Armor replied.
'N-No no it c-can't be.' Cadence thought while tears started to form in her eyes.
Cadence didn't even want to know what was going on behind that door, she could only assume that whatever was going on it wasn't something she was supposed to find out.
Just the thought of it made her tear up, she turned around and ran away as quickly as possible.
"Hey now I heard something again." The feminine voice said.
"*sigh* I'll go and see what *hick* it is. Shining said while walking towards the door.
He opened the door and took a quick look.
"Hello? *hick* Anypony there?" Shining asked.
Nothing was heard except for some faint hoof steps in the distance.
'Must be my imagination.' Shining thought.
"Alright now were *hick* where we?" Shining Armor asked seductively.
With that said he closed the door and the only things that could be heard were giggles and moans coming from the once bedroom of Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor.
It was getting late, the throne room of the Canterlot castle was dark except for a few candles that were lit. Celestia had just finished the last of her paperwork.
'Why do My little ponies complain so much? I mean I know that Canterlot isn't perfect but asking if there could be a Minotaur ban is just ridiculous.' Celestia thought.
'Well at least I was smart enough to grab some candles before lowering the sun.' Celestia thought while finishing her reply on the last letter.
Suddenly out of nowhere a bat pony came flying in and spoke up.
"Forgive my rude entrance your majesty." The bat pony apologized while bowing.
"That is alright but may I ask why you are here." Celestia said.
"It is about your niece Princess Mi Amore Cadenza your majesty." The bat pony replied.
"What's wrong with Cadence?" Celestia asked while getting of her throne.
"She is currently with Princess Luna your majesty." The bat pony replied.
"Yes but what happened? I mean there has to be a reason why Cadence left The Crystal Empire without letting me or my sister know that she would visit us." Celestia said.
"Well when Princess Luna summoned me I could see that Princess Mi Amore Cadenza was crying." The bat pony replied.
"She was crying? Why?" Celestia asked.
"I do not know your majesty, I was only told to get to you and tell you to go to Princess Luna's chambers." The bat pony replied.
"Alright thank you guard, I will go immediately." Celestia said.
And with that Celestia's horn started to glow and 4 seconds later she was in front of her sisters chamber.
*Knock* *Knock*
"Sister is that thee?" Luna asked.
"Yes it is me sister." Celestia replied.
"Well what art thee waiting for, come inside and help me with niece Cadence." Luna said.
Celestia didn't even respond, she opened the door with her magic. She was greeted with a unpleasant sight.
There was Cadence The Princess of Love crying. Luna was comforting her but it looked like she needed someone's help,and that someone was apparently Celestia.
"What happened!?" Celestia asked while closing the door and trotting over to her beloved niece.
"We do not know sister, here We are walking through the Royal gardens when all of a sudden niece Cadence teleports in front of us." Luna explained.
"And she just started crying?" Celestia asked.
"Yes. And when We asked her what happened she only responded with Why would he? Why would he?" Luna replied.
Celestia looked at her niece, her mane was a mess and she had tears running over her face and muzzle.
Celestia then bended over and put a wing around her niece.
"There there." Celestia said in the most soothing voice.
"What happened Cadence?" She asked soothingly.
"He he s-s-." Was the only thing what came out of her mouth.
"He? Who art thou talking about?" Luna asked.
"S-S-S-Shiny." Cadence replied.
"What's wrong with Shining Armor? Did something happen?" Celestia asked concerned.
"No n-nothing happened, except *sob* he *sob* he c-cheated o-on m-me *sob*." Cadence said.
"HE DID WHAT!?" Celestia shouted using her Royal Canterlot voice.
"Sister please let her explain!" Luna snapped.
"Oh sorry, Cadence sweetie would you please explain us what happened so we can help you?" Celestia asked.
"O-Ok *sob* auntie." Cadence replied.
And with that Cadence started telling them everything, how she walking back to her room, how she heard the feminine voice, and how she heard Shining telling her to kiss this Prince and how she ran away. After the story Cadence started crying again.
Celestia and Luna were furious to say the least.
"HOW DARES SHINING ARMOR DO THIS KIND OF THING! WE SHALL MAKE HIM PAY FOR THIS!" Luna shouted in her Royal Canterlot voice.
"Luna, Cadence needs our help, you beating Shining Armor to a pulp isn't going to solve anything." Celestia snapped back.
"Sorry sister. But know that after this, we will make sure that Shining Armor will never be able to sleep with another mare again." Luna whispered.
"Cadence is there something we can do for you?" Celestia asked.
"Why would you*sob* he d-do this to *sob* me? Where did it go wrong?" Cadence asked between tears.
We do not know niece, but we promise it will be alright. Luna replied while hugging her tightly.
"I will have a word with Shining Armor." Celestia said while getting up.
"Where art thou going sister?" Luna asked.
"Like is said, I'm going to have a word with Shining Armor." Celestia replied.
Luna looked at her sister before nodding.
'I will make sure that Shining Armor regrets what he has done.' Celestia thought while casting a teleportation spell.
Within seconds Celestia teleported to The Crystal Empire.
Celestia arrived in front of The Crystal Castle, two guards were already making their way over to her.
"Your majesty." One of the guards said while bowing.
"Where is Prince Shining Armor?" Celestia asked.
"He is currently in his chambers your majesty." The guard replied.
"Thank you guards." Celestia said while walking towards the entrance of the castle.
"Your majesty wait!" One of the guards shouted.
"What is it?" Celestia asked.
"Prince Shining Armor told us that nopony was allowed to disturb him." The guard said.
"Well I think that Prince Shining Armor will make an exception for me don't you think?" Celestia asked.
"Of course your majesty, forgive my rudeness." The guard said.
"No need for apologies, you are just doing your job." Celestia replied.
"Thank you your majesty. Shall we escort you to Prince Shining Armors chamber?" The guard asked.
"No, I think I can find it myself." Celestia replied.
"Yes your majesty!" The guards said in union.
With that the guards opened the doors and Celestia walked inside.
When I get my hooves of Shining Armor he will regret the day he was born, nopony does this to his wife or husband! Shining Armor has broken this marriage and for that he must pay the price.
It didn't took Celestia long before she found Shining Armors chamber.
'Should I just barge in or should I be polite and knock?' Celestia thought while looking at the door thatch led to the bedroom of Shining and Cadence.
'Nope no knocking today!' Celestia thought while using her magic to open the door.
When the door opened she saw Shining Armor standing in front of a mirror......Alone?
"Shining Armor! Do you mind telling me why Cadence came rushing into Canterlot castle crying and saying that you were cheating on her?" Celestia asked with a stern voice.
"I-I don't know what you're talking about Princess." Shining Armor replied.
"Do not try to fool me! You better start telling the truth before I get Luna to extract it from you!" Celestia shouted.
"*gulp* I..........*sigh* I was cheating on her. A few weeks after our wedding something became clear to me, I didn't love Cadence as much as I thought I would. I thought that it was love on first sight, that our marriage would last forever. But that wasn't the case." Shining said.
"And so you decided to cheat on her just for that!?" Celestia asked.
"No, well......Kind of, I mean it's not like I wanted to but how would you feel Princess when you are married to somepony that you don't love?" Shining asked.
"*sigh* When did you find out?" Celestia asked.
A few weeks ago, at first I thought it was part of being married. You know getting used to see each other every day.
"But when more weeks past I still had the same feeling, every time when Cadence would kiss me I would just return the kiss, but not because I wanted to but because I didn't know what to do else." Shining explained.
"So you just decided to cheat on her?" Celestia asked.
"Listen I'm aware of what I have done, I drank to much and........Nightlight was around and well........."
"Nightlight?" Celestia asked.
"A few hours ago I went to the barracks to talk with the guards, as you know Princess; Nightlight is one of many female guards and well me and the other guards drank......A lot and-."
"You drank?" Celestia cut him off.
"Well.....Yes on some occasions when Cadence is busy with her royal duties I go to the barracks and have a drink or two with the guards." Shining replied.
"But back to the main topic. Why did you sleep with another mare?" Celestia asked.
"Well we had a few drinks, she was getting really touchy and well you can guess what happened next." Shining replied.
"But why? I mean why would you not talk about it with her? Why not tell her that you felt this way?" Celestia asked.
Because I was afraid of how she would react, I was afraid of how Twily would react." Shining replied.
"Cadence is heartbroken Shining, I think she needs to be alone for now." Celestia said.
"I know Princess but please tell her I'm sorry." Shining said.
"I will, but I cannot assure you that she will just accepted it." Celestia said.
"I know Princess *sigh* I am such a fool." Shining said.
"You have no idea Shining." Celestia thought.
"I will leave you to rest, but please promise me you tell this to Twilight Sparkle." Celestia said.
"What!? Why?" Shining asked confused.
"She needs to know Shining, you are her brother and Cadence is technically her sister now, so this is a family matter that needs to be discussed." Celestia explained.
"So you're telling me that I need to tell my sister about how I bucked another mare." Shining said.
Celestia flinched at his choice of words but nodded nevertheless.
"Yes Shining, do it as soon as you can. I will return to Canterlot and see how Cadence is doing." Celestia said.
"Of course Princess." Shining replied.
Celestia nodded and teleported away.
I am very disappointed in you Shining Armor. Celestia's voice echoed in the room.
"I know Princess, I know." Shining mumbled.
Present time, Jacks house.
Wow that's.....Not what I would have expected. Jack said after hearing the story that Cadence and Celestia told.
"Yes it is." Celestia replied.
"May I ask what happened after you visited Shining Armor?" Jack asked.
"Well me and Shining had a long long talk and eventually we decided it would be for the best to......Go separate ways." Cadence said.
"Ow that's.....Not good." Jack said.
It was probably for t-the b-best. Cadence said while tearing up again.
"Fuck man, Shining Armor really fucked up. I mean you’re married to a beautiful woma- errr mare and then you decide to cheat on her? Maybe he had his reasons (after what Celestia told me) but he could have at least tried to talk with her. So what if you're afraid, if you've got the balls to cheat on your wife you can talk to her about it as well." Jack thought.
Celestia and the others already started to comfort Cadence.
Damn Jack think think! What can you possibly do to lighten up the mood?
"........I got it!" Jack thought.
Hey how about I show you 4 the most funniest guy on the planet. Jack said.
"Funniest guy on the planet?" Twilight asked.
"His name is Pewdiepie! "Jack said.
"Pieuwdiepie?" Luna asked.
"Come I'll show you." Jack said while walking upstairs.
When Jack and the Princesses came down Jack was holding a very strange device.
"What is that thing Jack?" Luna asked.
"It's called a laptop' a Razor Blade to be precise, it is like the TV but different the same time." Jack replied.
"Internet ?" Cadence asked.
"Yes the internet is a....well I don't really know how to explain it but on the internet you can find all different kinds of websites, like YouTube, Google, Mozilla Firefox and many more. These websites can be made for, entertainment, information, or just for a good laugh." Jack explained.
"Internet, websites oh my there is so much I want to ask you!"Twilight said.
"And you may, after I show you Pewdiepie! Jack replied.
"Pray tell who is this Pewdiepie?" Luna asked.
"He is a YouTube entertainer and he's the most famous one as well." Jack replied.
"So there are more?" Celestia asked.
"Yes you have Pewdiepie, Smosh, Nigahiga, Markeplier, Cinnamontoastken, Cry and many others." Jack replied.
"And this Pewdiepie is the most famous of them all?" Cadence asked.
"Yep, he's awesome!" Jack replied.
A few moments later they arrived in the living room, Jack told the Princesses to sit down while he would plug his laptop in his TV so they could get a better view.
The TV was turned on and the Princesses were greeted with a white screen with one word written in the middle.
"Google?" Celestia asked.
"The website I guess." Twilight said.
Suddenly letters started appearing on the screen, catching the Alicorns of guard.
"How this you do that?" Twilight asked.
"Well it's just another one of Humanity's greatest inventions." Jack replied.
"A-Alright, hey look it's that YouTube thing you told us about!" Twilight said.
Yep and now let me introduce you to.......Pewdiepie! Jack said as he clicked on video.
The video started playing with Pewdiepie saying How's it going bro's my name is Peeeeewdiepieeee and welcome to.......
Youtube Video
"Dark Souls?" Twilight asked.
"Shhhhhh Twilight just watch." Jack said.
"A-Alright." Twilight replied.
After the video finished the Princesses were amused, at first they didn't know what was going on, but after seeing poor Pewds fail so many times they were laughing uncontrollably, Celestia thought that sir Pewds as she would call him put himself into so much misery. After explaining why Pewdiepie did this she understood and kept on watching.
Luna thought it was funny enough for her, Cadence sad mood had been replaced by a happy one with uncontrollable laughter, and Twilight was giggling whenever Pewds would fail.
"That was the *giggle funniest thing I have ever seen." Celestia said.
"This was just too funny." Cadence added.
"It was funny when he kept falling down every time and he would scream." Twilight said.
"This Human sure knows what he is doing." Luna said.
"You girls want to watch the next part?" Jack asked.
"Yes!" They said in union.
So they began watching more and more of Pewds.
What they didn't know was that a certain best friend was listening to their conversation.
'You lucky bastard.' Steven thought.
You said you had 1 chick not 4! Well I guess he's going to have some fun tonight. I might as well leave.......But he better send me their pictures. Steven thought while walking away.
While Steven was walking towards his home he could only think one thing.
'Why does Jack always get the ladies?'
Jack POV,
Man I haven't laughed this much since that time Steven when decided to dress like a girl and tried to get into the girls locker room.
Me and the four Princess have been watching Pewdiepie, CinnamontoastKen, Cry and Smosh for the past 2 hours. Celestia admitted that she liked Pewdiepie the most, Luna couldn't really decide on who was the best, Cadence found Smosh very funny, and Twilight really enjoined CinnamontoastKen.
So yeah, we pretty much have been doing nothing else but watch famous YouTubers for the last couple of hours.
"Ooh javlarrrr!" Pewdiepie screamed.
"What the fuck was that!?" Ian asked.
"A picture of Ian’s mom just flashed on screen." Anthony replied.
"Fuck me." Pewdiepie said.
"That was not very nice of Anthony now was it." Celestia said; watching the scene.
"Well Ian did kind of ask for it." Luna replied.
"Well I really like the fact that Smosh and Pewdiepie are making a video together." Cadence said.
"And it's just too funny." Twilight added.
Yep we were watching the G-mod video were Pewds and Smosh were playing through a puzzle/horror map. Cadence was really excited when she heard that (now) two of her favorite YouTubers had made a video together.
After a few more minutes of laughing the video ended.
"Well that was entertaining." Twilight said while wiping the tears from her eyes.
"It sure was." Cadence added.
"We wish we had this in Equestria." Luna said.
"Yes, now that would be hilarious." Celestia replied.
"Wow two days and you girls are already addicted to YouTube." I said.
"Not addicted, we just can't stop watching it." Luna says.
I chuckled at her comment, I looked at my watch, it said eight Pm.
'Shit its eight o clock already?' I thought while looking at my watch.
"Is there something wrong?" Celestia asked.
"Huh? N-No it's just that it's eight o clock, and we haven't eaten something yet." I replied.
"Well we're not hungry so--."
*rumble* "Maybe a just a little hungry." Celestia said sheepishly, while blushing a little.
"Well I better get started then; I'll make you girls the best alien salad you'll ever eat." I said with much confidence.
"You don't have to do that you know, we can just eat those apples you brought with you." Celestia said.
"Oh no, you are my guests and you will be treated as such." I said sternly. "Now just go watch some TV while I prepare dinner."
*sigh* "There is no way of talking you out of this is there?" Celestia asked.
"Nope." I replied.
"Well ok then, but there has to be something we can do to help. We could help you prepare dinner." Celestia suggested.
"Well if you really want to help you could set the table.”I suggested.
"Consider it done." Celestia said while walking towards the others.
"Sister We are Princesses, we shouldn't even consider doing things like setting the table in Equestria." Luna said.
"I know, but think about it, we are on an alien planet were our host is preparing us dinner, and like I said before; he isn't one of our subjects, so he doesn't need to treat us like his rulers." Celestia explained.
"Well if thou looks at it that way then......Let us set this table like it has never been set before!" Luna says with much confidence.
*Giggle* "Oh Lulu, the way you act sometimes is just hilarious." Celestia said.
"Huh? What does thou mean sister?" Luna asked confused.
"N-Nothing sister." Celestia replied while holding her hoof to her mouth to contain her laughter.
"Ehm auntie?" Cadence asked.
"What is its dear?" Celestia asked.
"Shouldn't we begin with setting the table?" Cadence asked.
"The table, yes of course!" Celestia exclaims while walking towards the table. The others followed Celestia towards the table. They stood in front of the table; Celestia kept watching the table for what seemed like hours, until Luna spoke up.
"Sister if thou art done watching the table, we could set the table like thou suggested." Luna said.
"Huh oh yeah r-right I eh I knew that, it's just that....." Celestia trailed off.
"It’s just what Princess?" Twilight asked.
"We don't have any dishes to set the table with." Celestia said.
Luna looked at her sister before chuckling a little, Twilight had to contain her laughter, while Cadence wasn't really paying any attention to the whole conversation, for some reason she kept taking glances at me?
"We will ask Jack if--."
"Second cabinet to your left." I interrupted casually while slicing the tomatoes I had brought with me.
"Oh t-thank thee Jack." Luna said.
"Don't mention it Luna." I replied.
Suddenly my drawer was covered in a gold aura, suddenly 5 plates, 6 knives, and 5 forks levitating towards the table. I looked at it in awe, when suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my finger.
"AAAH SHIT!" I screamed while pulling my finger away.
"What happened?!" Celestia asked while trotting towards me.
"Nothing, I just cut myself." I replied while looking at my finger.
'Shit it's bleeding pretty bad, better stop the bleeding before it gets worse.' I thought.
"Let me take a look at that." Celestia says while (somehow) grabbing my hand and taking a look at my bleeding finger.
"I got this." Celestia said.
Her horn started to glow, and suddenly my finger was covered in a gold aura, I felt a strange feeling in my finger. 'Heh that kind of tickles' I thought. Suddenly the gold aura disappeared; I looked at my finger and to my surprise the bleeding had stopped and the cut was gone.
"How did you do that?" I asked in awe.
"It's just a simple healing spell, nothing too difficult." Celestia replied while inspecting my finger. "Does it still hurt?" Celestia asked.
"No surprisingly it doesn't, thanks Celestia." I said while giving her a warm smile.
"Oh it's nothing really but *snif*, what is that wonderful smell?" Celestia asked.
Oh my god, I she drooling?
"Uhm that would be the salad I prepared for the 4 of you." I replied while adding the last cucumber slices to the salad.
"It smells amazing." Cadence said while walking towards me.
"Let’s just hope it tastes as good to." I replied while picking the bowl up and walking towards the table. Fastest salad I've ever made, just cut some tomatoes, cucumber, and of course some lettuce. Add some olive oil to that and you've got yourself a five-star salad.
We arrived at the table, I set the bowl down and sat down on one of the chairs. I started to put the salad on each of the plates. "Alright bon appétit." I said.
"Ehm Jack?" Twilight asked.
"What is it Twilight?" I replied.
"We uhm, we can't sit on your chairs." Twilight said while trying to get on the chair, only to fall off afterwards.
*oompf* "See?" Twilight said while getting up.
"Oh I-I see, ehm.....We could sit on the couch if you want." I suggested.
"Sure, anything than these wooden chairs. How can you even sit on those?" Twilight asked.
"Well I've got an ass of steel ." I replied.
"A what?" Twilight asked.
"N-Nothing, it's nothing." I replied while holding my hand up.
"O-Ok?" Twilight replied confused.
"Art thou coming or not?" Luna shouted from the living room.
"How did she get there so quickly?" I asked confused.
"We simply teleported to thine living room." Luna replied while digging her muzzle in the salad.
"Mphis mis meally good." Luna said while chewing on her salad.
"Sister, please show some manners." Celestia said sternly.
"Aah forget about it." I said while chuckling a little. "Trust me, I've seen how Steven eats his meals; and believe me that the way Luna eats is nothing compared to him."
"Is it really that bad?" Celestia asked me while we were walking towards the couch.
"Yeah, I think he even dislocated his jaw a couple of times." I replied shuddering at the thought.
I will never get that image out of my brain.
"Ow well luckily he isn't here right now.......Wait didn't he say that he would visit you a few hours ago?" Celestia asked while looking towards the window.
"Don't worry Celestia, Steven probably forgot it again." I said casually.
"Are you sure, I mean not that I don't want to meet him in person but it's just that, you know." Celestia trailed off.
"It's just what?" I asked while sitting down on the couch.
"Well you said he would freak out if he would see us." Celestia said while sitting down on the couch as well.
"I'll tell him eventually, but not just yet." I said while taking a bite from my salad. Damn this is actually pretty good.
"Jack, we are finished with our salad; could we have some more?" Luna asked while her plate levitated in front of my face.
"Sure thing Luna." I replied while grabbing her plate. "But you don't have to ask, my house is your house.....As long as you promise not to break anything. Alright here you go." I said while holding her plate out, the plate was covered in the same dark blue aura and levitated back to Luna.
"Wow! This is delicious!" Cadence exclaimed while taking a bite from her salad.
"Yeah, much better than the salads the royal chefs prepare in Canterlot." Twilight added.
"Really?" I asked dumbfounded.
"Well....Yes, this salad is so juicy; but so sweet at the same time. It's delicious!" Twilight exclaimed while taking a big bite from her salad. Celestia and I were the only ones who were using the knives and forks, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight just buried their muzzles in their plates.
"Well I'm glad you are enjoying my salad." I replied. I looked at the TV before turning it on, I was going yo watch one of my favorite shows 'Bottom'. Now I know the show is old but it's so good. I quickly changed channels until it hit Humor TV.
"Oh this episode is amazing." I said while turning on the volume.
"What is this TV show called?" Cadence asked while setting her plate down on my salon table.
"The show is called Family it's a very good show; and it's soooo funny." I replied while watching the episode.
Youtube Video
We watched the episode, at first the Princesses didn't understand the humor of the show; but after some explanation they found it a little funnier.
After a few more minutes the show ended, I was particularly the one who was laughing his ass of; while the Princesses just chuckled awkwardly when I would laugh so hard.
"So hard what did you *snort* girls think?" I asked.
"Well it was okay I guess, I didn't find it as funny as you did; but that's probably because we didn't understand what they were talking about anyway." Cadence said while holding back a yawn.
"Are you tired Cadence?" I asked.
"Yes, for some reason I'm feeling very *yawn* tired all of a sudden." Cadence replied while yawning.
Hey call me whatever you want, but her yawns are the cutest thing I've ever seen.
"Well is everybody tired?" I asked.
"No not really." Celestia replied.
"We are not tired Jack." Luna added.
"Me neither." Twilight said.
"Well we are probably going to watch some TV; so Cadence I'll let you sleep in my bed." I said while getting up.
"Oh no I couldn't possibly--."
"No I couldn't possibly missy, you are tired and I will not let you sleep on a couch were the rest of us could possibly wake you up." I cut her off.
"What. But I.....*sigh* fine then. Here I am being ordered around by an alien." Cadence mumbled while getting off the couch.
"That alien is your room-mate technically." I said while walking towards her. "Now come and I'll show you yo--errr my room."
"Ok, goodnight aunties, goodnight Twily." Cadence said.
"Goodnight." They all replied in union.
Cadence nodded and walked with me towards the stairs that led to my room.
We walked up the stairs; we eventually reached my bedroom door. "So don't freak out when you see my room." I said while twisting the doorknob.
My room isn't that bad, I have some wall papers of my favorite games like: Metal Gear Solid, Halo, Gears of War, and many other cool games. My bed was big enough for 4 adults to sleep in. (hey don't judge, I just like sleeping comfortable.) So Cadence had enough room to sleep. I was bigger than any of the Princesses; I was just a tad bit taller than Celestia. Twilight was the smallest of them all, then Cadence, then Luna, and finally Celestia.
"Welcome to my little heaven ." I said while opening the door. When we walked in; we were greeted with a big room, a giant ass bed (thanks stepdad), and my entire halo action figure collection. Hey don't judge, it's better than Barbie dolls.
"Wow this room is almost as big as mine in the Crystal Empire." Cadence said in awe.
"Heh thanks Cadence, it's were I spend most of my time.....Thinking." I replied with a saddened tone.
Cadence apparently saw that something was troubling me. "Hey are you ok?" Cadence asked concerned.
"Yeah I'm fine it's just that....Around this time my little brother would visit me and we would have a little sleep over, you know to talk about games, school, girls, you know the basic boy stuff." I replied.
"Well maybe your little brother forgot the time." Cadence replied while trying to cheer me up.
"Well he's been forgetting the time for 4 years."
"4 years? And you never talked to him about it?"
"Talking to a tombstone won't give me answers."
"Tombstone? But why would you--."
"He's dead Cadence."
"D-Dead... I'm so sorry, I-I should have never brought it up I--."
"It's alright Cadence, it's just a touchy subject."
I sat down on the bed, Cadence following my lead. Suddenly I felt a wing wrap around my shoulder, and I saw that Cadence had buried her face in my chest.
"*sniff* I'm so sorry Jack." Cadence said.
"It's....Alright Cadence." I said comfortably. I wrapped my arms around her and returned the hug. "Just try to not bring it up again ok?" I asked soothingly.
"O-Ok." Cadence replied.
I let go of her and broke the hug, I looked at Cadence and I have to admit that for an alien pony she looks.....Pretty. Wait what! Why am I thinking that?
Cadence let go of me and lay herself down on the bed. I grabbed the covers and she quickly got under them. "This is really soft." Cadence mumbled while nuzzling my pillow.
"Only the best for my guests." I replied.
"Hey Jack, this might seem strange but...It's kind of a tradition in Equestria that the Princess gets a goodnight kiss when they go asleep." Cadence said out of nowhere.
"Really? Then who gave you your--." Cadence looked at me with a saddened expression. "Oh yeah, right uhm well if it'll make you sleep better." I said.
"Yes!" Cadence exclaimed. I looked at her with a confused expression. "Uhm I mean *ahem* yes that would make me sleep very well." Cadence replied while her face started to get a little red. 'Is she sick?' I thought.
"Well ok Cadence, sorry if my breath smells horrible." I said while moving my head towards hers.
'Oh nothing can be worse than Shining’s morning-breath.' Cadence thought while shuddering at the thought.
I leaned in closer until I was inches away from Cadence's face; I leaned forward and gave her a peck on her head. "Sweet dreams Cadence."
"Thanks Jack." Cadence replied while closing her eyes.
I stayed with her until I confirmed that she was fast asleep; I could hear a very light, but cute snore coming from her. 'Dawwww that's just adorable.'
I got up and carefully opened the door. I closed the door and walked down the stairs, when I got down I was greeted with a sleeping Celestia, a sleeping Twilight, and a barely awake Luna. 'I knew I should have brought them to ged my head room as well.' I thought while walking towards Luna. "Pssst Luna." I said.
"Huh? What what is it Jack?" Luna asked sleepily.
"Listen, your sister and Twilight are asleep, I'm gonna put them to bed, you look tired to so you're going to bed as well." I said while getting up and walking towards Celestia. "Could you watch Twilight for a sec?" I asked while carefully picking Celestia up.
"We will." Luna replied.
Wow Celestia really doesn't weigh that much, thank god.
I carefully picked Celestia up and opened the door with my foot. I am fucking flexible as fuck!
I walked up the stairs and carefully opened the door; I walked over to my bed and placed Celestia next to Cadence. Luckily my bed is big enough for all of them.
I placed the covers over Celestia and walked downstairs. I then proceeded to do the same thing with Twilight, she weighed almost nothing. I placed her in the far left corner of my bed.
'Phew, only Luna to go.' I thought while walking downstairs again.
'Oh you have got to be kidding!' I mentally shouted, Luna had also fallen asleep. Wow and just two minutes ago she was awake, great this is just fan-fucking-tastic. Well might as well get it over with. I carefully picked Luna up and walked up the stairs fir the 4th time. I was smart enough to place them in a correct order, Twilight was on the far left, then came Celestia, then came Cadence, and finally Luna. Smart thinking Jack! I mentally patted myself on the shoulder. I carefully placed Luna down as well and put the covers over her as well. Damn it's almost like taking care 4 sisters......Well kind off.
I walked away from the bed until I felt something nudging my arm, I turned my head and I saw that my arm was covered in a golden aura. 'Oh shit! What the fuck is happening?!'
Suddenly I was being pulled towards the bed. Oh shit, okay Jack think who's magic thing has the color gold? Think Jack think........Celestia! Oh shit, suddenly I was on the bed, being dragged towards Celestia. Alright Jack look out don't step on the ponies, or Princesses, or whatever!
If anybody could see me; they would laugh their ass off, it looked like I was walking through hot coal, while trying to avoid the spikes that were placed in them. (you know when someone walks through something hot bare-feeted while screaming: "Oooh Aah oooh aaah aah.")
Suddenly the golden aura was gone, I felt myself being pulled down by a hoof? Seriously how the fuck for they keep grabbing me with their hooves?
In a matter of seconds I was laying between Twilight and Celestia. Jesus Christ. What do I do know?
I tried getting up, only for a wing to wrap itself around me. Is she doing this on purpose? I thought while looking at her. Her eyes were closed and her breathing was slow and peaceful.
Maybe she isn't doing it on purpose then. I looked at my clock and it said 21:45. Well I might as well get an early sleep. I don't want to risk waking them up. Still this is awkward as fuck.
But I digress, who would have thought that this could be so warm and comfortable, I carefully grabbed the covers and put them over me.
Well this is the first time I've ever slept with 4 chicks.....Steven is going to be soooooo jelly.
Witg that thought; I closed my eyes. I was unsure what to tell them when they woke up tomorrow, but that's something to worry about when they wake up.
"Goodnight Princesses." I whispered.
I turned my back towards Celestia, only for her to put her hooves around my waste and laying her head on my shoulder.
Jesus, this is soooo weird.....But comfortable at the same time.
After this I'm so going to need a drink.
Jack POV,
Have you ever felt so awkward that you basically want to die right on the spot? Well that’s how I felt for the last couple of hours.
Lying in my own bed is fine. Lying in my own bed with 4 alien Princesses beside me is a little……Weird I guess.
'Come on Jack just close your eyes and sleep.' I thought while trying to get away from Celestia’s grasp, only for her to pull me in closer. Jesus! She’s going to break my back if this continues to go on. It had been 2 hours since Celestia dream dragged me over to her, currently she was using me as a Human teddy bear.
'Great and now Twilight has decided to snuggle up to me.' I thought while looking at my chest. Yep there was Twilight nuzzling my chest while mumbling something about Starswill the Bearded.
Alright Jack come on, you’ve been through worse. You had to share a room with bloody Steven for god’s sake. I tried everything to fall asleep. Count sheep’s, think about happy things, everything. But nothing worked.
*sigh* Might as well *yawn*…..Oh my fucking god that was a yawn! Meaning that I’m getting tired. Alright body please work with. I closed my eyes and started counting sheep’s again. I lost count at 481. Eventually I felt myself drift away to the land of dreams.Sweet dreams…..Or fucked nightmares here I come.
Second person POV,
09:00 AM.
Celestia was awoken by the sound of birds cheerping. "Oh sweet Faust! I overslept!" Celestia started to panic. She wanted to get up, only to feel something against her chest.
'What’s this?' Celestia thought while looking at her chest.
"What is the meaning of this!" Celestia shouted; hereby waking everybody else up. (Except for Jack.)
"Wha? What what happened?" A sleepy Cadence asked.
"Why does thou screamed sister? We were in the middle of a pleasant dream." Luna added.
"What’s going on?" A sleepy Twilight asked.
"This." Celestia said while pointing her wing at Jack. "Is what’s going on."
"*gasp* What is Jack doing here?" A very confused Twilight asked.
"And why are you holding him like a pillow auntie?" Cadence asked while lifting up the covers.
"Yes, it appears Jack has sneaked in this room and decided to sleep with thee sister." Luna added.
"Well I will need to have a serious talk with him." Celestia said while nudging Jack with her hoof.
"Steven be careful with that fake tit, you know transvestites don’t like it when you mess with their titties." Jack mumbled.
"Jack.Wake.Up!" Celestia said angrily.
"Steven for the last time, Harry Potter is not a girl." Jack mumbled in response.
"Let us try sister." Luna said while getting out of bed. "JACK THOU WILL WAKE THIS INSTANT OR WE SHALL BANISH THEE TO THE MOON!" Luna shouted in her royal Canterlot voice.
"AAAAAAH Steven what the fuck! I told you to stop playing with the damn……..What the fuck's going on?" Jack asked while wiping away the sleep from his eyes.
"I could ask you the same thing." Celestia replied angrily.
"Huh what do you……Oh shit." Jack said while looking at the position he and Celestia were in. "Eh it’s not what you think."
"Really? Because from the looks of it you" Celestia said while nudging him with her wing "are sleeping with us." She said while pointing her hoof at Cadence, Luna, and Twilight. (Who had currently got out of the bed before Celestia’s outrage by the way.)
"Oh that , now listen this is what happened. You all fell asleep on my couch, so I decided to put you all to bed." Jack said while pointing at the bed. "Then when I had placed Luna in bed as well I started to walk towards the door." Jack said while pointing at the door. "When all of a sudden you" Jack said while pointing his finger at Celestia "decided to drag me in bed with your magic!"
"I would never do such a thing!" Celestia replied.
"Do you honestly think that I would be stupid enough to sleep with the 4 of you? Not to offend you but we barely now each other." Jack said.
"Well….No. But how can I be sure that you are not lying?" Celestia asked while letting go of Jack and getting out of bed.
"Well first I still have my clothes on." Jack said while pointing at his clothes. "Second, I didn’t let you sleep on the couch, and seeing how big my bed is; I decided to place you all in it. And third, Celestia do you remember the dream you had last night?" Jack asked.
"Well kind of. But why do you ask?" Celestia asked.
"Well, sometimes dreams can be so realistic that people start to do the things they do in their dreams in real life. So may I ask, what was your dream about?" Jack asked.
"That is….None of your concern, and I will forgive you for this because it seems you are not the type that is fond of lying am I right?" Celestia asked while raising an eyebrow.
"Yes that is correct." Jack replied while getting out of bed as well.
"*sniff* What is that awful smell?" Luna asked while holding a hoof to her muzzle.
"*sniff* It smells horrible!" Cadence exclaimed while holding a hoof to her muzzle as well.
"I think I’m going to throw up." Twilight added.
"*sniff* I don’t smell…..Ewl Jesus, I smell like shit!" Jack exclaimed.
"That smell is yours?" Cadence asked while stepping away from the bed. The others soon followed her lead.
"Well I haven’t showered in 2 days so….Yeah the smell is mine heheh." Jack replied sheepishly. "I’m gonna go and take a shower if you girls don’t mind."
"Go ahead." Cadence replied.
Jack walked towards the door of and opened it, he stepped outside and walked towards his bathroom. He stepped in and got undressed. Lets just hope curiosity doesn’t get the better of them. Jack thought while putting away his clothes and stepping in the shower. He turned on the shower and the water came flowing out. 'Aah this feels amazing.' Jack thought while grabbing the shampoo.
Meanwhile the 4 Princesses were talking about something very important.
"What do you mean with I am worried about Equestria?" Cadence asked Celestia.
"We are not in Equestria, meaning that I can’t raise and lower the sun, Luna can’t raise and lower the moon, Cadence you won’t be able to rule over The Crystal Empire, and Twilight wouldn't be able to continue her duties as The Princess of Friendship." Celestia explained.
"You’re right, what do we do now!?" Twilight exclaimed while hyperventilating.
"Easy Twiliy, everything is going to be alright." Cadence said while giving her a comfortable hug.
"Sister." Luna whispered.
"What is it Lulu?" Celestia whispered back.
"We could try the teleportation spell again." Luna suggested.
"Maybe, just maybe we can combine our magic and maybe then the teleportation spell will work." Celestia said.
"We hope so sister, for we fear that if we don’t return to Equestria soon; our subjects will live in eternal daylight." Luna said.
"I know sister, I know." Celestia replied.
Their conversation was interrupted by Jack singing a song.
"Is he singing?" Cadence asked.
"It appears he is, and quite frankly he is not bad at it." Luna replied.
"I can’t really hear what he’s singing though." Cadence said while walking towards the door.
"Cadence where are you going?" Twilight asked.
"I’m going to try and hear what he’s singing about." Cadence replied while opening the door with her magic.
"Niece Cadence, We do not think that Jack would appreciate it if thou would just walk in his bathroom." Luna said.
"Well a little listening wouldn’t harm anypony." Cadence replied while walking towards the bedroom the rest of the Princesses soon followed.
"Niece Cadence stop this instance!" Celestia whispered.
When they got closer they could hear Jack singing.
"Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone stands
Another day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold"
"Wow, that’s not bad at all." Celestia said.
"Yeah it’s like somepony’s emotions are told in this song." Twilight added.
"Sshhh ,We are trying to listen." Luna snapped at them.
"Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along, Move along"
"Move along? What does he mean with move along." Cadence asked.
"I don’t know Cadence, it probably means that something happened to somepony, and that he need to move along." Celestia replied, unsure of what to think of the song.
"So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold"
'Could he be singing this because of what he told me yesterday?' Cadence thought while remembering the conversation she and Jack had.
"He’s dead Cadence ." Jack’s words echoed in her mind.
'He must still be devastated about the loss of his brother.' Cadence thought while listening to the rest of the song.
"Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along"
"Is it just me or does this song sound like a really sad one?" Twilight asked.
"No Twilight, there is defiantly a lot of emotion put into this song." Celestia replied while looking at the bathroom door. 'Could it possibly have to do something with him?' Celestia thought.
"When everything is wrong we move along
When everything is wrong, we move along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is goneMove along, move along just to make it through[x3]
Right back what is wrong
We move along"
"Wow his voice is beautiful!" Twilight exclaimed.
"It sure is something." Luna added.
"The poor thing." Cadence said.
"What was that Cadence?" Celestia asked.
"Huh? Oh n-nothing really." Cadence replied.
"Are you sure? You know that if there is something troubling you; you can tell us right." Celestia said.
"I know auntie, it’s just that…..It’s not about me." Cadence admitted.
"Not about you ?" Celestia asked.
"Promise me you’ll keep this to yourself." Cadence said.The Princesses looked at her before nodding in agreement.
Cadence then started telling them what Jack had told her yesterday. After the story the Princesses were shocked and felt really bad for him. They didn't know he had lost something so dear to him.
"I can’t imagine what he must be going through." Twilight said while looking at the bathroom door with a sad expression.
"We can imagine it a little, but at least We knew we would see thee again sister." Luna said, giving her sister a hug.
"Yes, it was hard time but we pulled through. For him it is already too late." Celestia said returning the hug.
"He told me not to bring it up again auntie." Cadence said while looking at the door.
"Then we shall not bring it up." Celestia replied.
Cadence gave her aunt a warm smile. Suddenly the singing stopped and the water stopped flowing.
"I believe he is done showering." Luna said.
"Let’s go back to his room before he finds out we heard him singing." Twilight said.
"Yeah, let’s." Cadence said.
With that said they all walked towards Jack’s room.Luckily for them Jack didn’t hear their conversation, he was to busy singing and….Crying.
'Come on Jack! You’re a man! Don’t go and cry over your little brother who has been dead for 4 years! He's dead and there's nothing you can do about it! .......No matter how much you wanted it to be the other way around!' Jack mentally shouted. He wiped away all the tears and regained his composure. His little brothers lat words still echoing in his mind. "Don’t waste the life you have left fighting."
"I’m sorry I didn’t keep that promise little bro." Jack said.
Jack quickly dried himself of and got dressed, he put some hair gel in his hair and walked out of the bathroom. Let’s see what the 4 Princesses have been doing. Jack thought while twisting the doorknob of the door that led to his room.
He opened the door and was greeted with the Princesses eyeing his posters, Halo collection, and photo book.
"Like what you see?" Jack asked snapping them out of their trance.
"Huh? Oh Jack! Uhm yes We were just…..Inspecting thine room." Luna said sheepishly.
"I must say that these pictures of this big green Human are quite…..Intimidating." Celestia said.
"He looks kinda cool ." Cadence added.
"Is he a hero or something?" Twilight asked.
"Well he’s a video game character, his name is John but everybody knows him as Master Chief." Jack replied.
"Master Chief huh." Twilight said.
"Video games?" Luna asked.
"Yes Luna video games. They are kind of like the TV, but they are just for entertainment and fun, all video games have a story line, when you progress through the game you get to know more of the story." Jack explained.
"So it’s like the TV shows, but only if you make progress in the game you get to know what the story and game is about." Celestia said.
"Well yes that is basically what a game is." Jack replied.
"Well We must see this video game of yours Jack!" Luna exclaimed.
"Uhm sure Luna, I’d be happy to." Jack replied giving her smile.
"Who is this?" Cadence asked while pointing her hoof at an old picture.
"That is me." Jack said while pointing my finger at the kid with the blond hair. "And that’s my *sigh* little brother."
Cadence looked at Jack with a sad expression on her face.
"Jack I need to tell you something, it’s not because I have to; I just don’t like keeping secrets from anypony." Cadence said.
"Well what is it then?" Jack asked while closing the photo book.
"I told my aunts and Twilight what you told me yesterday." Cadence admitted.Her head hang down and she started to sob?
"Why are you crying Cadence?" Jack asked while getting down on one knee to meet her on eye level.
"You trusted me with your secret and I just spoiled it to my aunts and *sob* Twilight, a-and now you probably hate me for it." Cadence said.
Jack looked at her for a brief moment before putting my arms around her and pulling her in a hug. "Hey I wouldn’t hate you for that, that would be stupid. And besides Tim would probably kick my ass if I would hate you for it." (or at least try to kick my ass.)
"Tim ?" Cadence asked.
"My little brother." Jack replied.
"Tim, that’s a nice name." Cadence said while breaking the hug.
"You really don’t hate me for it?" Cadence asked.
"Nope not one bit." Jack replied.Cadence gave me a warm smile, Jack got up and looked at the other Princesses.
"Do you want something to eat?" Jack asked.
"That would be nice yes. "Celestia replied.
"Well then, get yourself cleaned up and I’ll prepare breakfast." Jack said.
"Jack how are we supposed to get cleaned up if we don’t know any of your Human technology?" Celestia asked.
"Well do you guys have showers in Equestria?" Jack asked.
"We have showers yes." Celestia replied.
"Well we Humans have them to, just follow me." Jack said while walking out of the room.
The Princesses followed him towards the bathroom.
"Wow this bathroom is big!" Candace exclaimed.
"It’s something alright." Twilight added.
"Is that the shower?" Luna asked while pointing her hoof at the shower.
"Yep that’s it." Jack replied.
"It’s made of metal." Celestia said.
"Yep. What are your showers made off then?" Jack asked curiously.
"We shower under clouds, and clouds are not made of metal in Equestria." Celestia said.
"Clouds? Wow now that’s something I would have never expected." Jack said.
"How does it work?" Luna asked, inspecting the shower head with her magic.
"The right handle is for cold water, the left is for warm water." Jack replied.
"Aaah We see, and what is this?" Luna asked while levitating a shampoo bottle.
"That would be shampoo, you can use it for you ha—err mane." Jack replied.
"Shampoo, we have that in Equestria as well." Luna said while opening the shampoo bottle. She took a sniff from the bottle and let out a soft hum. "Hmmmm, coconut one of our favorites." Luna said.
"You have coconuts in Equestria?" Jack asked.
"Yes, it appears our worlds have a lot in common." Luna said.
"Yeah, well here are some towels." Jack said while handing each of them a towel.
"Thank you Jack." Celestia said.
"Alright, ehm good luck with showering." Jack said.
Jack said his goodbyes and walked outside of the bathroom. He walked downstairs and began preparing a fruit-based breakfast for them.
'The shit I do for them.' Jack thought while slicing an apple.
Princesses Pov,
"Aah We really needed that." Luna said while stepping out of the shower. She levitated a towel towards her and started to dry herself off.
"My turn." Celestia said while stepping inside the shower, she closed the cabinet ans started to wash herself. "Aaah this is indeed very pleasant sister." Celestia said while levitating the shampoo over to her. She squeezed the bottle and some shampoo fell on her mane. "*sniff* I've never tried coconut before, but maybe I should; because this smells amazing."
"Yes sister it does." Luna said. "But could thou please hurry up?" Luna asked.
"Sister please, a mare needs her time." Celestia replied while grabbing the shower gel.
"Yes but We are really hungry." Luna whined.
"Then go downstairs and eat." Celestia replied.
"Alright! We will see thee downstairs." Luna said. Luna opened the door and walked downstairs.
'She can be such a little filly sometimes.' Celestia thought while stepping out off the shower. "Alright, your turn Twilight."
"Thank you Princess Celestia." Twilight replied while stepping in the shower. "Aaah, you were right Princess, this is really nice." Twilight said.
"I know Twilight." Celestia said while drying herself off.
It didn't take Twilight too long to shower herself off, it only took her 4 minutes.
"Alright, your turn Cadence." Twilight said.
"Huh? Oh yeah, right!" Cadence replied while stepping inside the shower. She closed the cabinet and started to hum.
"Jack has been nothing but nice to us, I feel like we have to give him something in return." Twilight said.
"Didn't we give him a hug yesterday?" Celestia asked while putting on her crown.
"I know but it's just that he has done so much for us." Twilight said while putting on her crown as well. "He's given us shelter, he shared his personal life with us, he helped Cadence get over Shining Armor.....Kind off, he's--."
"Yes you are right Twilight." Celestia cut her off.
"So what are we gonna give him?" Twilight asked.
Celestia held a hoof to her chin. "Hmmm perhaps we could give him another hug?" Celestia suggested.
"We could do that, he did seem to enjoy it." Twilight replied.
"How about we prepare dinner for him tonight?" Cadence suggested while stepping out off the shower.
"I'm not good at cooking Cadence." Twilight admitted, remembering all off the failed meals she had prepared for Spike.
"Well I for one know how to cook." Celestia said.
"You do?" Twilight and Cadence asked in union.
"Yes. Is it that hard to believe?" Celestia asked
"N-No, it's just that I never would have expected to hear you say that." Twilight replied.
"Well I do know one or two things about cooking." Celestia said.
"I could help to." Cadence chimed in. "Remember how I used to bake those chocolate chip cookies for you when I foalsitted you Twilight?"
"Remember? I can still taste them." Twilight said while drooling a little.
"*giggle* Twilight, you've got a little something on your mouth." Cadence said while holding back a giggle.
Twilight was snapped out of her trance. She quickly whiped her drool off her muzzle.
"S-Sorry." Twilight said sheepishly.
"That's alright Twilight." Cadence replied. "How about I make you those chocolate chip cookies when breakfast's done" Cadence suggested.
"Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes!" Twilight replied with much joy while bouncing up and down.
"Girls! Breakfast's ready"! Jack shouted from downstairs.
"We're coming!" Celestia shouted back. "Let's go down shall we?"
"Wait just one more thing." Cadence said. Cadence levitated the towels over the shower cabinet. "There now those can dry off while we get breakfast."
"Smart thinking Cadence." Celestia said.
"It's the least we can do for our little hero." Cadence replied.
"Our little hero ? Is that his new name?" Twilight asked mockingly.
"What, no it's just that uhm.....Let's just go and get breakfast." Cadence said while opening the door and trotting towards the living room.
"Let's go down as well shall we?" Celestia suggested.
"Lead the way Princess." Twilight replied.
Celestia nodded and started to walk downstairs; Twilight following her lead.
'Jack really has been nice to us. But why did I forgive him so quickly? If somepony else woukd have done that; I would not have been as forgiving as I was to him.' Celestia thought while walking down the stairs. 'And why did I not let him go when I began to scold him.'
When they entered the living room they were greeted with a pleasant sight, Luna and Cadence were happily munching on the salads Jack had prepared for them.
"Sister thou must try the salad Jack has prepared for us. It has apples, peaches, coconut, and pineapple in it." Luna said while taking another bite from her fruit salad.
"It's really good auntie." Cadence added.
"Is that so?" Celestia asked curiously.
"Well the only way for you to know is to try it." Jack intertwined.
Jack was wearing his blue jeans, a Halo 4 t-shirt, and his red Adidas shoes.
"Here you go." Jack said while handing them two bowels of fruit salad.
"Thank you Jack." Celestia said while grabbing the bowl with her magic.
"Thanks Jack." Twilight said while grabbing the bowl with her magic, and giving him a warm smile.
Celestia and Twilight sat down on the couch on the far right. The TV was already turned on, it was set on Star Wars The Clone Wars.
"You will be remembered captain Gregor. We will take your heroic story back to the Republic. And we will watch for your return."
With that line; the episode ended.
"Poor captain Gregor, he just got his memory back and he makes the most heroic sacrifice We have ever seen." Luna said while wiping a tear away from her eyes.
'She should see commander Thorn's final stand. Now that's badass.......Not as badass as Gregors final stand.....But still pretty badass.' Jack thought.
"Well that was a good episode." Luna said while putting her bowl down on the salon table.
Celestia and Twilight were already munching away on their salads. They just sat there, listing to the conversation.
"So what do you girls want to do now?" Jack asked.
"Sister We have been thinking about what thou told Us." Luna said.
"And?" Celestia asked while putting her bowl down.
"We think that We should try the teleportation spell now." Luna said
"Now? As in right now?" Celestia asked.
"Yes sister." Luna replied.
"Well......Ok then." Celestia said.
"Wait." Jack interrupted. "Didn't you try the same thing yesterday?" Jack asked.
"Yes we did, but I think that if we would combine our magic; we could be able to get the teleportation spell to work." Celestia explained.
"Well if you say so, I'm not stopping you." Jack replied.
Cadence looked at Celestia, she eventually got up and walked towards Jack. "Jack I-I just w-want to say that that--." Cadence couldn't even finish her sentence, she collapsed on the ground and started to cry.
"Wow Cadence calm down." Jack said while getting on his knees and pulling her in a comfortable hug. "Sshhh it's alright, hey your gonna go home." Jack reassuringly.
"I *sob* know but it's just that *sob* I am afraid to g-go home." Cadence said. While burying her head in his chest.
"Afraid? Why would you be afraid to go home?" Jack asked confused.
"Because I've got nothing, I'm the Princess Of Love. But I'm divorced with the one I loved so much." Cadence said.
"Hey don't worry, you still have them." Jack said while pointing at Twilight, Celestia, and Luna.
"That is true niece Cadence, We will make sure that thou will be the happiest mare in Equestria." Luna said.
"I'll make sure to make you as happy as possible." Celestia added.
"I'll visit you everyday." Twilight added.
"Really?" Cadence asked while breaking the hug.
"Really." They all said in union.
"I-I don't know what to say *sniff* thank you so much." Cadence said.
"Your welcome Cadence." Celestia said. She walked towards Cadence and wrapped a wing around her. Luna and Twilight soon followed.
Jack got up and watched the scene.
Heh reminds me of the time when Steven and I got stuck in an elevator, and when we had to snuggle up to each other to keep ourselves warm......Actually this is nothing like that; forget what I just told you.
Celestia looked at Jack before using her magic to pull Jack in the hug.
"Woah!" Jack shouted.
He suddenly found himself in the middle of the hug, his face inches away from Cadence's.
"Uhm........Hi?" Jack awkwardly said.
Cadence looked at Jack before blushing. "H-Hi." Cadence replied.
Cadence looked in Jacks eyes, they looked at her with compassion, he truly did care about her didn't he.
'Those beautiful eyes.' Cadence thought. 'Wait what am I saying? I can't possibly be.......' Cadence thoughts drifted off.
"Cadence are you ok?" Jack whispered.
"Huh? Uhm yeah I-I'm fine." Cadence whispered back.
"Ok, and don't worry; if you ever need help, my door is always open." Jack whispered.
"Thank you so much Jack." Cadence said while giving Jack a nuzzle on his cheek.
Jack blushed a little, but he didn't stop her.
'She's really nice.' Jack thought. 'No all of them are really nice.'
The hug was broken and Cadence stopped nuzzling Jacks cheek.
"Alright, it's time to leave." Celestia announced.
"Let's hope it works this time." Jack said.
"Yeah, let's hope it does." Twilight said.
They stepped in the middle of the living room. In a matter of seconds; they closed their eyes, their horns started to glow. Jack could feel a certain aura coming from them, like a strong power or something. 'I'm actually kind of sad that they have to leave.' Jack thought.
Their horns started glowing much brighter, suddenly a big flash blinded Jacks vision, he covered his eyes. A few seconds later the light dimmed.
Jack opened his eyes and looked at the spot the Princesses were standing in.
Well that is that, I guess I better start telling Steven what happend and.......Oh shit.
"Did it work." Luna asked.
"I don't know." Celestia replied.
"I didn't even say goodbye." Cadence said.
"I have to tell my friends what happened!" Twilight exclaimed.
"Girls, the spell didn't work." Jack said.
The Princesses looked towards the voice was coming from.
".........Oh no." Celestia said.
"I'll prepare some drinks so we can discuss this." Jack said.
"Because we're all gonna need one"
4 days, 4 long exhausting days. That’s how long the Princesses have been crying and mourning about the soon to come loss of Equestria. They blame themselves and they have been nothing but a wreck for the past couple of days.
When they casted their teleportation spell; I assumed it had worked……But I was so wrong, The spell didn’t work, the Princesses were still in my house, they were still on Earth. I didn’t know what to do, the first thing I did was grab some drinks and tried to calm them down. It took me over 4 hours until they were calmed down a tad bit. But if that wasn’t bad enough; they all started to have nightmares, yes nightmares. I didn’t know at first, but when I heard screams coming from my room; I immediately ran up to see the Princesses shaking from fear and exhaustion. (The exhaustion was probably from the many sleepless hours they had.)
I tried calming them down, 2 hours later Cadence, Twilight, and Luna were fast asleep. I told Celestia to get some rest to, but was surprised that she asked me to stay here with her. I didn’t know what to do so I just said yes and laid down beside her. I really felt uncomfortable in the beginning, but then I remembered why I was doing it. These 4 pony Princesses are trapped on an alien world, they can’t return to their world, they are the ones that raise the sun and moon, Cadence is the Princess of love, and Twilight is the Princess of Friendship.
The next day was even worse. I was awoken by the constant crying of Twilight. She said that she was worried about her friends and that it was her fault that everypony couldn’t return. ( To be honest, all of the Princesses blames themselves.) I did the only thing that I thought that might help and decided to accidentally make myself trip. When I tripped; Twilight began to giggle, her giggles finally erupted in full out laughter. That felt as a mission accomplished to me……But its didn’t last for long though.
Those 4 days were stressful not only for me; but also for the Princesses. And there was the fact that Steven came by to visit me every day, so when Steven would visit; I had to hide the Princesses. Luckily Celestia knew a certain invisibility spell, she casted the spell differently though. Instead of nobody being able to see them; I was the only one who could be able see them.
Normally when Steven is around funny things tend to happen. Like Steven tripping over my doormat, or Steven failing at Call of Duty and raging about it. The Princesses stayed up my room for the first two days when Steven had visited me, but eventually curiosity got the better of them and they decided to watch us play. When either Steven or I would do something completely stupid ( or in their perspective, Completely funny) we would receive a few giggles. Luckily I was the only one who could hear their giggles.
Day 3 was…..The same as all days, comforting the Princesses, giving them all the help they needed.
But day 4 was the day that changed it all. Here let me tell you.
Day 4, Jack POV,
"Good morning girls." I said while walking towards my couch.
I got a few mumbled Good mornings in reply.
"Listen I know the last couple of days have been hard to you, but I’ve done some thinking and I want to ask you girls something." I said while sitting down on the couch.
"What do you want to know?" Asked Celestia.
"I want to know everything you did before you arrived on Earth." I replied while taking a sip from my coffee.
"Everything we did?" Celestia asked confused.
"Yes." I replied while putting my mug down on the table. "I remember Cadence saying something about a wish."
"M-My wish?" Cadence asked.
"Yes Cadence your wish." I replied.
"Well w-what do you want t know?" Cadence asked while taking a sip from the mint tea I prepared for all of them.
"You said you made a wish, and a few days ago you told Celestia that your wish did kinda come true. So if I may ask, what was your wish about?" I asked.
Cadence looked at me before sighing. "My w-wish was t-that I could just get away from it all." Cadence replied.
"Get away from it all ?" I asked confused.
"Get away from being heartbroken, get a-away from being a Princess, just get away from it all." Cadence replied.
'Damn she’s had it rough.' I thought while giving Cadence a compassionate smile. "You also said something about a shooting star?" I asked.
"Y-Yes, I-I made my wish when I saw a shooting star appear." Cadence replied.
"We thought you would feel better if We would make shooting star appear." Luna said.
"And I did felt better, thank you auntie Luna." Cadence replied with a smile.
"Uhm this might sound stupid but it’s just a theory, you see here on Earth when a shooting star appears we; make a wish, most people believe that their wish could actually come true, others believe it is just a fable." I said.
"What are you getting at?" Celestia asked curiously.
"Well since your world has magic in it; it could be that….The magic on your world could have made your wish come true." I said. 'God this sounds so stupid.'
"……I never thought of it that way. Of course!" Celestia said.
"Of course what?" Twilight asked.
"In the ancient times; Starswill The Bearded wrote a book about Equestria and its magical influence on ponies. In his book was also described that shooting stars are full of raw magic, when a pony or any other creature in Equestria would see a shooting star; they would make a wish, but if they concentrated hard enough. so yeah, let's just say that your wish really did come true Cadence." Celestia explained.
"S-So because I wished that I could get away from it all; we got transported to this planet?" Cadence asked confused.
"In a nutshell yes." Celestia replied.
*Mind is processing data, processing, processing…….Idea!*
"Whoa I think I got it!" I exclaimed.
"Got what?" Twilight asked.
"I think I’ve found a way for you girls to return home." I replied.
"Really!?" They all said in union.
"Yes, listen you said that you did your wish when you saw a shooting star right?" I asked Cadence. Cadence nodded in response. "Well if we could somehow see a shooting star here on Earth you might be able to return home." I explained.
"Thou does know this sounds really stupid right?" Luna asked.
"Well it’s all we got, unless you have a better idea." I replied.
"….No We have not." Luna said.
"It might work, but when does a shooting star appear here on Earth?" Celestia asked.
"Well that’s the problem, I don’t know when we will be able to see a shooting star. I replied sheepishly.
"So what you are telling us is that we have to wait and see ?" Celestia asked.
"Yeah." I replied.
Celestia looked at me before sighing. "I hope that you are right Jack, because I’m out of options."
"Don’t worry". I said reasuringly. "I’m sure this will work." I really wasn’t sure if it would work, but at least I gave them some hope. Let’s just hope it isn’t false hope.
I looked at the Princesses before smiling. "What do you 4 want to do?" I asked.
"Could We play Dark Souls again?" Luna asked.
"You want to play Dark Souls again? Last time you played it you raged so hard that your screams broke the vase my mother gave me." I replied.
Yes but We are sure that We will be able to defeat The Taurus Demon today! Luna said with much confidence. I smiled at her and told her to go ahead. When I explained how my Playstation worked to the 4 Princesses they were immediately drawn to its beauty (let’s just hope they don’t get addicted.) Luna had taken an interest in Dark Souls, Cadence decided she wanted to play The Legend Of Zelda, Twilight began playing Metal Gear Solid, and Celestia started (by my surprise) playing Call of Duty.
Luna turned on the Playstation and started playing Dark Souls, she had chosen the Pyromancer class. She was currently busy fighting The Taurus Demon. she didn’t have any trouble with The Asylum Demon; but the Taurus Demon she found a little difficult. While Luna was playing Dark Souls; Cadence was busy watching a movie on my laptop. ( Yep I had introduced them to almost every single piece of technology that Humanity has to offer.) Twilight was reading a book about Human History, and Celestia decided she wanted to get some fresh air, so she was laying down in my backyard.
God please let them return. I thought while looking at the beautiful blue sky. I really feel for them, and I know that I’ve only know them for 1 week; but a lot of things can happen in 1 week. Heck, even your worst enemy can become your best friend in 1 week.
So a few hours later; all of the ponies were doing their own things.
"Yes We did it!" Luna exclaimed. I looked towards the TV screen and it read: Victory achieved. 'She finally did it.' I thought while walking towards her and giving her a pat on the back. "Nice job Luna! But you just wait until Ornstein and Smough."
"Ornstein and who?" Luna asked.
"Oh the 2 easiest bosses in the game." I lied.
"Really? Well We shall defeat these bosses and claim their souls!" Luna said.
Damn when she says it; it’s actually kind of creepy.
"Jack is it true that your planet was created billions of years ago?" Twilight asked in curiosity and awe.
"Huh? What was the question?" I asked while looking at her.
"I asked: Is it true that your planet was created billions of years ago." Twilight repeated.
"Yeah." I replied while walking over to her. I looked at what page she was, page 45. Damn she’s a fast reader. "So you’ve read about The Big Bang right?"
Twilight looked at me and nodded in response. "Yes, how you Humans know all these thing is just amazing. You have no magic and still you know how your universe was created." Twilight replied in awe.
"We Humans have done some pretty awesome things back in the old days." I said. Humanity fuck yeah!
"Yo Cadence how’s the movie?" I asked.
No response.
"Hello Cadence?" I asked while walking over to her. 'Of course, she’s got earplugs in.' I thought while mentally face palming. I tapped Cadence on her leg, she looked at me confused before pulling the ear plugs out with her magic. "What is it Jack?" Cadence asked curiously.
"I just wanted to know how you were enjoying the movie." I replied.
"Well, the movie itself is really good, Humans in giant robots fighting creatures that came out of the sea." Cadence said.
"You’re watching Pacific Rim?" I asked confused and a little surprised.
"Yes, I liked the name and I decided to watch it; and to be honest it is not disappointing." Cadence replied while pausing the movie. "It is sad that Raleigh lost his brother though."
"Yeah, but what did you think of the Kaiju’s?" I asked.
"Their….Cool in a certain point of view, but I find them rather disgusting." Cadence replied.
"Yeah some of those Kaiju’s are really fucked up." I replied.
"Fucked up ? What does that mean?" Cadence asked.
I blushed a little when she asked that. "Ehm let’s just say that it is a swear word we Human use a lot."
Cadence nodded in agreement and put in her earplugs again. "Thanks for cheering us up Jack." Cadence said while laying her hoof on my hand.
I smiled at her and gave her a nod in return. She smiled and started to watch the movie again.
'Well let’s see how Celestia is doing I guess.' I thought while walking towards the door that led to my backyard. I grabbed the doorknob and twisted it, it opened with a *click*. I walked outside to see Celestia laying down in the middle of my backyard, she was starting at the sky, The sun shined over her multicolored mane. I walked over to her, apparently she knew I was behind her.
"Hello Jack." Celestia said in a neutral tone.
"Hey Celestia." I replied.
I looked at her before sitting down on the grass beside her.
"So how are you holding up?" I asked.
"A little better thanks to you." She replied with a gentle smile.
"Anything for my guests." I replied with a smile.
Celestia gave me a nod and looked up at the sky. "Your planet is beautiful, it is full of different flora and fauna, such a magnificent sight." Celestia said.
"Earth sure is something." I said.
"Jack may I ask you something?" Celestia asked.
"Yeah go ahead." I replied.
"If the shooting star experiment doesn’t work and we will not be able to return to Equestria; would you send us somewhere else?" Celestia asked.
"What? Why would I do that, you girls have been nothing but good company and fun to be around." I replied with a warm smile. "I would never send you out."
It looked like a great burden just fell off her shoulders, Celestia tilted her head and gave me a gentle nuzzle on the cheek.
"Thank you so much Jack, I am happy you were the one to find us." Celestia said while getting up.
"Shall we go inside?" Celestia asked.
"Lead the way Princess." I replied.
Celestia nodded and walked inside, I soon followed. 'I’m gonna have to tell Steven about this someday….I’ll do it tomorrow.' I thought while closing the door.
"WHAT IN FAUST'S NAME WAS THAT?!" Luna shouted.
'Jeez Luna calm down.' I thought. I walked towards the living room to see the screen say You died. 'Oh no.' I thought while looking at where she had died. She died on the bridge with the big Helkyte Dragon.
Yep that is such a pain in the ass.
"Luna what happened?" I asked already knowing what happened.
"This big dragon just came out of nowhere and killed Us." Luna replied while turning off the Playstation.
"Whoa Luna you gotta quit the game first, you just can’t turn the Playstation off, think off all the progress that could be lost." I said.
"We don’t care! We are not playing this stupid game anymore!" Luna said.
That’s what they all say, and before they know it; their back playing Dark Souls again.
"Listen I think it’s time to get some fresh air, so why won’t we all go to my backyard and have a picnic?" I suggested.
The reply I got was not that the one I expected. Cadence was still busy watching the movie, Twilight was still reading a book, Luna had already turned the Playstation on again, and Celestia just looked at me.
"Girls I asked you a question." I said.
"Huh? What was that?" Twilight asked while closing the book.
"I said that we could go outside for a picnic." I said.
"A picnic? Sure why not! It’ll be fun." Twilight replied.
"Well I was already outside but I guess spending some more outdoor time would be nice." Celestia added.
"We are sick of Dark Souls so We will come with thee as well." Luna said.
"I’ll come to, so I can have something to look forward to when the picnic is over." Cadence said.
"Something to look forward to? Like what?" I asked curiously.
"The ending of Pacific Rim." Cadence replied.
"Riiiiight." I said while walking towards the kitchen. "Alright I’ll prepare some apples, some pineapples and…..Hey there are bananas in here! Yes!" I shouted.
"What was that about bananas?" Celestia asked while walking towards me.
"Huh? Oh no it’s nothing; I just really like bananas." I replied.
"Looks like you’re not the only one after all Twilight." Celestia said.
"Yeah, could I have a banana as well?" Twilight asked.
"I’ll prepare us some fruit salads, just go and sit down on the grass outside." I replied with a smile.
Twilight nodded and walked outside, followed by the rest of the Princesses. Cadence waited until the rest was outside before speaking up to me. "Jack I really appreciate what you are doing for us, if there is anything I can do in return; just let me know." Cadence said.
"Thanks Cadence." I replied with a smile. "But that’s not necessary, you already gave me something in return."
"And what would that be?" Cadence asked.
"You girls have given me something I haven’t had in long time, roommates who don’t steal your food whenever they have none." I replied.
Cadence looked at me confused. "Really? That’s it?" Cadence asked confused and disappointed.
I chuckled a little before speaking up. "Just kidding Cadence, you girls have given me the one of the best time of my life. And I thank you all for that." I replied with a smile.
Cadence gave me a smile and hug in return. "Thanks Jack."
"Your welcome Cadence." I said while returning the hug.
I broke the hug and continued to prepare the salads.
"This is gonna be a good day." I said to myself.
After a few more minutes I was finished and I walked outside with 4 bowls filled with various fruits. Here you go girls! I said while sitting next To Luna. "Let’s get this picnic started."
(Here it comes guys! The POV of the most craziest motherfucker in the world……Steven!)
Steven POV,
Aaaah that was the best jack off shower I’ve ever had. I thought while walking out off my bedroom bathroom.
Alright what should I watch? Let’s see: no, nope, defiantly not, why the fuck do I even have this? I said out loud while trying to see what movie I would watch. Wait! Jack has that cool movie! Uh what was it called again? I thought while trying to remember the movie’s name. Pacific Rim! I shouted, startling my birds.
I grinned and got up from my couch.
Jack I told you I was gonna visit you every day; and that’s exactly what I am going to do now! I shouted while grabbing my coat and stepping out of my house. Luckily Jack chose to live in the house that was practically in front of mine. Just a small crosswalk walk and I was in front of his place.
Jack better give me those chicks numbers, I’ve been asking him for the past 4 days now! But he always gives me the same answer: I forgot to ask them for their numbers, but come back tomorrow and I’ll probably have them . "Well fuck you to Jack! What a bro you are, not even sharing with your bro." I mumbled while walking towards Jack’s door.
I smirked before digging in my back pocket and pulling a key out. Heh, good thing I made a copy of Jack’s house key. I thought while putting the key in the door lock. 'But I’ve never told Jack about his newly-made second house key……I’ll tell him when I come back tomorrow .' I thought while turning the key. I received a reassuring *click*. I carefully opened the door and stepped inside.
'Now for a little surprise.' I thought while walking towards the living room.
Huh that’s strange, normally around this time Jack’s playing on his Playstation or watching po---err I mean action movies . I thought while inspecting the living room. Where the hell could he be?
"No I’m serious Luna, I’ve never done such a thing." I heard e female voice say.
'Does he have another girl around? Oh this time he will learn to share with his bro!' I thought while walking towards the kitchen. Damn I’ve been in Jack’s house for so many times that I know every single corner of it. I thought while walking towards the kitchen. I stopped and looked at the door that led to his backyard. He better not be nailing her right now. I thought while shuddering at the thought of seeing Jacks trolala. 'Damn sun block window, or whatever the fuck it’s called!' I thought while trying to get a view of what was going on outside; before I decided to barge in. 'Well I guess it’s time to see what chick Jack is banging right now.' I thought while grabbing the doorknob. I twisted the doorknob and opened the door. I stepped outside with a big grin on my face.
"Alright man show me dem titties!" I shouted while throwing my hand up in the air.
I was greeted by a not what I expected to see sight. There was Jack sitting down on the grass, surrounded by different fruits and 4, yes not 1 but 4 multicolored horses. "Jack see what
I am now." I stammered out.
"Steven what the fuck are you doing here!?" Jack almost shouted while getting up.
"I no idea have of doing here I am." I stammered out.
"Damnit Steven this is gonna be Beyoncé all over again! Man up!" The angel on my shoulder shouted at me. ( Who had magically appeared on my shoulder by the way. I’m not crazy! I swear!)
"No don’t do it Steven. Faint, faint, faint, faint." The devil on my other shoulder said. (Who also magically appeared. Again: Not crazy.)
"Hey get the fuck out! I was here first you demon bitch!" The angel snapped.
"Go suck a big fat giant feathery dick." The devil replied.
"Go suck you’re masters vagina." The angel replied.
"Oooh snap!" I mentally shouted.
"Go suck a giant horse ass." The demon replied.
"Talking about horses, Steven you better get a hold off yourself and prepare for what is coming next."
I nodded and gathered the last of the manliness I had left in me.
Jack was walking towards me with an angry expression on his face.
*Mind is processing data, processing, processing……..Main objective: Protect baby-maker from foot of Jack.*
'Got it brain!' I mentally shouted.
"Steven what are you doing here?" Jack asked angry.
"I-I-I-I-I just wanted to ask you if I c-c-c-could borrow Pacific Rim from you , b-but I see that you’re busy so I’ll just leave." I said while giving Jack a nervous and scared look.
I was about to turn around until an unfamiliar voice spoke up.
"You’ve watched Pacific Rim to!? Well don’t spoil the ending for me." The pink horse suddenly said.
"What the fuck!" I screamed.
Jack quickly covered my mouth with his hand before speaking up.
"Listen dude, I was going to tell you eventually but seeing that you kind of figured it out by yourself I’m going to tell you everything." Jack said.
I just nodded furiously in response.
J ack garbbed me by my arm and dragged me over to the horses.
'Shit shit shit shit!' I thought while trying o avoid eye contact witr the horses. Jack what kind of sick fucking thing have you gotten yourself into?
Jack sat down on the grass and tugged my leg; motioning me to sit down as well. I nodded nervously and sat down beside Jack, only to see a purple horse shifting closer to me.
"So you’re Steven? It’s nice to meet you!" The purple horse said.
"Y-You can t-talk?" I stammered out.
"Yes, we all can." She ( I assumed it was a she) replied.
"H-How?" I asked.
"That’s where I come in." Jack intertwined. Let me explain what has happened the last couple of days.
With that said; Jack started to explain everything that had occurred for the last couple of days. H told me how he found the Princesses in his backyard, how he took them in and how he took care of the. I was slightly glad when I heard the Princesses were technically aliens. That was actually pretty cool. He also told me that they were searching for a way home and that they have been staying at Jack’s house for the last couple of days. Damn you Jack and your generosity. The Princesses also introduced themselves, the white one was Celestia co-ruler of Equestria and raiser of the sun, the blue one was Luna also co-ruler of Equestria and raiser of the moon, the pink one was Cadence the Princess of Love, and finally you had the purple one, her name was Twilight Sparkle and she was The Princess of Friendship.
All in all; a strange meeting ended up in a nice introduction.
"So you ain’t telling nobody, you got that?" Jack asked.
"My lips are sealed dude." I replied.
Jack gave me a smile and looked at the 4 Princesses. "What do we do now?" Jack asked.
We would like to try and defeat that dragon. Luna replied.
"Dragon!? Where!?" I shouted while getting up.
The Princesses and Jack all burst out laughing. I looked at them confused before speaking up.
"Why are you guys laughing?" I asked confused.
"Oh Hahaha. Steven, Luna is talking about the Helkyte dragon in Dark Souls." Jack replied while trying to contain his laughter.
"Helkyte dragon ? Oh right heh I knew that." I said sheepishly while sitting down.
"You didn’t." jack said.
"Hey there are 4 aliens in your backyard, I wouldn’t be surprised if they brought a dragon with them." I replied while pointing at the Princesses.
"We do have dragons in Equestria, my number one assistant Spike is a baby dragon." Twilight said in a as a matter of factly tone.
"See! I told you!" I said while poking Jack in his chest.
"Yeah yeah, you know what; you could help Luna play Dark Souls." Jack said.
"What? Why?" I asked confused.
"You and I both finished the game, and since you haven’t properly introduced yourself; you can get that chance now." Jack said.
"…….I hate it when your right." I mumbled while walking inside.
'Why am I even agreeing to this? Could just call the cops on Jack.' I quickly shook that thought off my mind. 'No! Jack has trusted me with one of his biggest secrets! I am not an asshole that would just tell on him…..But I’m still gonna get him back for not telling me sooner.'
I walked towards the living room and turned the Playstation on before sitting down on the couch.
"Art thee familiar this game?" Luna asked.
"Am I familiar with this game ?" I repeated sarcastically. "Hmmm let's see, I've beaten this game twice and I know were to find any item, so yeah I'm pretty familiar with this game."
"Huzzah! So thou will help Us?" Luna asked.
"*sigh* Yes I will help you beat those motherfuckers." I replied.
"Motherfuckers ? What does thou mean with that?" Luna asked curiously.
I smirked. 'Oh time for some payback Jack.' "Let's begin shall we?" I said while grinning.
Luna nodded in response. I turned the Playstation on and surprisingly the game was still in there.
"What class did you choose?" I asked.
"Pyromancer." Luna replied.
"Nice."
"Yes, but we can't get past that dreadful dragon." Luna replied.
"Dreadful ? Seriously?" I asked.
"What does thou mean?" Luna asked confused.
"Just say something like: I can't get past that fucking dragon, or Hey dragon fuck you!" I replied as if I was actually trying to help her.
"Fuck ? Fucking ? What does that mean?" Luna asked.
"That's not important, just know that'll be more fun if you say those things." I replied.
Luna hesitantly nodded and stared up her safe file. "Time to beat thee dragon." Luna said with much determination.
Literally 15 seconds later Luna had died.
"That stupid dragon." Luna said,
"Apapap, what did I tell you a few seconds ago?" I asked.
"......That stupid fucking dragon?" Luna said.
I smiled. "That's right." I said. 'This is gonna be good.'
15 Minutes later, Jack POV,
"And you are sure we can trust him?" Celestia asked.
I nodded in response. "Yes Celestia; Steven and I have been friends for a very long time, so I trust that he'll keep you girls a secret." I replied.
Celestia smiled at my reply.
"I think Steven seems nice." Cadence said with a smile.
"Yeah, I wonder if all those things you told us about him are true." Twilight added.
"Twilight they are all true and--."
"STUPID FUCKING DRAGON! EAT MY SHIT!" I heard Luna scream.
"What did she say?" Celestia asked confused.
I got up from the grass and looked at the door.
".........Damnit Steven!" I shouted.
"What's wrong?" Cadence asked.
"I think Steven has been teaching Luna one or two things about Earth's swearing." I replied while walking towards the kitchen.
"Oh my." Cadence said.
"Steven fucked up.......Again."
Steven POV,
"STUPID FUCKING DRAGON! EAT MY SHIT!"
'Oh this is just too funny; I am so going to troll Jack with this.' I thought while looking at Luna.
"Oh my god, hahahaha that was awesome Luna!" I said while patting Luna on her back.
Luna was breathing heavily before speaking up. "Thou *pant* thinks so?"
"Yes, you did very well my young padawan." I said.
"Padawan ? Isn't that a Jedi’s apprentice?" Luna asked confused.
"You've watched Star Wars?" I asked.
Luna nodded in response. "Yes, but only a few parts of the seasons."
"Oh, we are going to get along just fine." I said with a grin.
"Okay?" Luna replied.
"Damnit Steven!" I heard Jack shout from the kitchen.
'Oh, now this will be fun.'
A few seconds later; Jack walked inside, followed by the rest of the Princesses.
"Steven, what have you done?" Jack asked.
"I helped Luna turn into a real gamer." I replied in a; as a matter of factly tone.
"Turn her into a Steven you mean." Jack replied.
"Well, at least she's doing a better job in Dark Souls than you are!" I snapped back.
"Huzzah! We've reached the Sunlight Altar!" Luna exclaimed.
"See?" I said while pointing at the TV screen.
".........Try not to turn her into a complete Steven, you got that?" Jack asked.
"I can't make a promise; I know I won't keep." I replied.
"What's going on?” Celestia asked.
"Nothing sister, Steven has helped Us progress in the game.” Luna replied while lighting the bonfire.
"Has he now? I see you two are getting along just fine. “Celestia said with a smile.
"Let's just hope Steven doesn't turn her into his own dark apprentice.” I heard Jack mumble.
"What was that Jack?” I asked.
"Huh? Nothing dude; just thinking out loud. “I replied.
"Luna, I do not know what you just shouted; but please do not forget your royal status.” Celestia said.
"Sister thou said it thineself; we are not on Equestria so our royal status means nothing here.” Luna replied.
"I think what Luna is trying to say is: Fuck the royal status.” I added.
*slap*" AAAH dude what the fuck! Why did you hit me on the head? " I asked while rubbing the sore spot on my head.
"Watch your language.” Jack replied while pointing his finger at Luna. "She is a Princess and you are a…..Steven and quite frankly; I don’t think those 2 go together so well.”
"They most certainly do! I bet that I can make Luna the best gamer in the world; without her swearing when she dies “ I snapped back.
Jack looked at me with a ‘yeah right’ expression. "And you suppose I believe that nonsense?”
I looked at Luna before whispering. “Do you know any Equestrian swear words we could use?”
Luna looked at me before nodding.
"Nice.” I said.
"Jack, is it ok with you if I could play some Metal Gear Solid?” Twilight asked.
"Yeah, sure Twilight. " Jack said before walking towards the Playstation. "Luna, I think you’ve played enough for today. "
"What? Why do We have to stop? " Luna asked.
"Because; Twilight wants to play some videogames as well.” Jack replied.
Luna looked at Jack before sighing. "Fine, We will let thee play Twilight.” Luna said while handing Twilight the controller.
Twilight smiled at her. "Thank you Princess Luna. "
"Don’t mention it Twilight. " Luna replied.
Steven I think I got an idea to get back to Jack for keeping the Princesses a secret from you. The devil on my shoulder said. (Again: Not crazy)
'Really? Like what.' I mentally asked.
One word: Movie night.
‘Those are two words.’
………Your mom’s 2 words as well!
Hey what’s going on here? The angel on my other shoulder asked.
Huh? Oh nothing, I was just telling Steven how pretty you are. The devil lied.
*sigh* what kind of fucked up plan have you come up with this time? The angel asked annoyed.
Movie night, but with a little twist. We’ll make them watch Final Destination, muahahahahahah. The devil said while laughing manically at the end.
That is a surprisingly good idea. The angel said surprised. I was thinking we could glue Jack’s pubic hair together; but yours is even better.
I know right? The devil asked.
‘I have some serious health issues.’ I thought.
I have some serious men issues. The devil mumbled.
I have some serious boner issues. The angel added.
‘Why am I even talking to you guys?’ I asked both of them
I don’t know, when we get lonely we just want to talk to somebody. And that somebody would be you. The devil said.
And there is the fact that you kind of created us. The angel added.
‘Where did it go wrong?’ I whined.
Uhm let’s see….Ah yes the day it all went wrong; was the day your mother decided to catapult you out of her vagina. The devil said.
……..You just got your ass hurt. The angel said.
‘Oh really? Well you momma is so fat; that when she stepped on her weighing machine it said: Hey I asked for your weight, not your phone number.’ I replied.
……Fuck, I’m outta here. The devil said. Within seconds the devil was gone, I looked at the angel before speaking up. Are you to? I asked.
The angel just smile sheepishly and nodded in response, eventually he was gone as well.
‘I really need to get some help don’t I?’
"So, what does thee want to do now?” Luna asked, snapping me out of my thoughts. I shook my head and looked at Luna. "Huh? What was that?“ I asked.
"We said: What does thee want to do now?” Luna asked.
"Hmmm, well I think I have an idea.” I said while mentally smirking.
Luna gave me a curious look. "What does thou have in mind?”
"Come closer and I’ll tell you. " I replied while motioning Luna to move closer to me.
‘Luckily Cadence is busy watching Pacific Rim and Celestia and Jack are in the kitchen discussing some things.’ I thought.
"What does thou have in mind? " Luna asked curiously.
"Well listen to what I have in store for them……"
Jack POV; 2 hours after game incident,
I am so happy that Steven is acting normally around the Princesses. When I saw Steven; I thought that he would cause a scene, but fortunately for us he didn’t. It appears that Steven and Luna are getting along just fine, heck he even helped Twilight by telling her how to get past the PMC soldiers. So yeah, things are looking great.
Steven came up with the great idea of setting up a movie night for the 6 of us. Cadence immediately agreed and asked if we could bring another movie with the same genre as Pacific Rim. Celestia agreed because….Well she just agreed, Twilight was already getting excited, and Luna was grinning? Yep she was grinning while Steven was telling us about the movie night.
Eventually Steven went over to his house and told us he was gonna get some snacks and the movies. We all agreed that we would watch an action movie and a comedy. We decided we would watch Dumb and Dumber and The Patriot. (Two, awesome movies in my opinion.)
So half an hour later everything was set up. Steven had brought over some Doritos, Coca Cola, candy, and the movies of course.
"20:30 pm. " I said out loud.
"Yeah, perfect time for a movie night right?” Steven asked while sitting down on the ground, he crossed his legs and got into a comfortable position. "It isn’t nice to let your bro sit on the ground you know.” Steven said in a sarcastic tone.
I looked at him before smirking. “Cadence asked me if I wanted to sit down beside her.” I replied with a mocking tone.
"Speaking of Princesses, where are they?” Steven asked.
"They said they wanted to undo themselves from their royal regalia.” I replied.
"……That sounds hot and creepy at the same time. " Steven said.
I gave him a ‘what the fuck glare’; before speaking up. "You have the most fucked up mind I’ve ever come across. "
Steven gave me a cheeky smile. "Thank you, that means a lot to me.” He said while holding his and to his heart.
"I’m really happy we stayed friends for so long.” I said while getting off the couch and sitting down beside him.
"Yeah, I don’t know what I would be without you.” Steven added.
"I think you’d probably be dead. " I replied.
"Dead ? Why would you think that? " Steven asked confused.
"When you were small; you would always try and climb over the fences when we were in the zoo remember?” I asked.
Steven looked at me before his eyes widened. "You’re right. Steven said astonished. " If you weren’t there to stop me , I would be dead. "
I gave him a pat on the shoulder. "Lighten up buddy, without you; my life would have been boring as hell. "
He smiled and grabbed me in a bro-hug. "Thanks man, I hope we stay friends forever.”
"I hope so to man, I hope so too. "
Suddenly the door opened and revealed 4 Princesses, only without their crowns, and royal regalia. They were practically ‘naked’.
"Well isn’t that cute.” Cadence said.
I looked at the position Steven and I were in. I quickly pushed Steven off me and regained my composure. "*ahem* Uhm we were just….What were we doing again Steven? "I asked.
"I told Jack that I could hug harder than him, so he decided to up that to the test and voila, you saw me a Jack in a hug contest.” Steven explained.
‘How does he come up with these things so quickly?’ I thought. I quickly shook the thought out of my brain and decided to speak up. "Are you girls ready for the movie night?”
"Yes! My first movie night. Of course I’m ready“ Twilight exclaimed.
I chuckled at her response. "Well sit down; and let’s get this movie night started.” I said.
Twilight smiled and bounced (yes bounced) over to the couch. Celestia followed her lead (without bouncing of course) and sat down beside her. Luna sat down on the ground beside Steven and Cadence sat down on my other couch.
"Jack, you do know that it is not nice to keep a mare waiting. " Cadence said.
I turned around and saw she was patting the empty spot on the couch. ‘Alright, alright I get the clue.’ I thought while walking towards the couch. I sat down beside her and grabbed the remote control.
"What’s this? " Luna asked while levitating the bottle of Coca Cola in front of her.
"That would be the greatest soft drink ever made. " Steven replied while grabbing the bottle.
"What is so great about it? " Celestia asked curiously.
"Just try it. " Steven said while filling 4 glasses with Cola.
The glasses were suddenly covered with magic and levitated towards each of the Princesses.
Luna was the first one to take a sip from her glass.
"……..This is amazing! " Luna exclaimed while drinking the glass empty.
"Wait! Don’t drink it to fast or it’ll hurt--."
"Aaaaaah! It burns! “ Luna exclaimed while holding a hoof to her throat.
"Your throat. " Steven finished.
"What happened? " Celestia asked concerned.
"Nothing.” Steven replied. "That is just one of the downsides of Coca Cola: Drink it too fast, and you’ll pay the price. "
Celestia nervously looked at her glass. "Are you sure it is safe to drink?”
"Sister thou has to *burp* try it.” Luna said.
Celestia looked at her sister before returning her gaze on the glass. The glass levitated towards Celestia’s muzzle, she took a quick sip.
"Hmmm, it’s actually really good. " Celestia said.
"Really?” Twilight asked while taking a sip from her own glass. "Whoa, this is the best thing I’ve ever tasted!” Twilight exclaimed.
"Come on, it can’t be that good.” Cadence said while taking a sip form her glass. Her eyes widened and she looked at the Coca Cola bottle. "This.” Cadence said while pointing he hoof at the bottle. “Has got to be made in Equestria as well, Princess’s order.”
"*chuckle* you should just wait and see for what we have in store for you 4.” I said while looking at the TV. "Steven, turn on the DVD player.” I said.
"You got it dude.” Steven replied while turning the DVD player on. "First movie: Dumb and Dumber.”
"Dumb and Dumber?” Cadence asked.
"It’s a very funny movie, trust me you’ll like it.” I replied.
"O-Okay? Cadence replied. Oh look, it’s starting! “Cadence exclaimed.
"Shhhh, some people are trying to watch.” Steven snapped at her.
Cadence looked at Steven. Suddenly her ears lay flat down on her head. S-Sorry. She replied.
I looked at her. “Hey, don’t worry; Steven can be a dick but he doesn’t mean it.” I said while giving her a small hug.
It looked like Cadence was blushing; but that was probably the light from the TV messing with my eyes.
"Thanks Jack.” Cadence said.
"You’re welcome.” I replied while breaking the hug.
2 hours later......
"Wait! My friend here made a big mistake. " Lloyd said.
"Yeah, sorry. " Harry apologized.
"The town is that way.” Lloyd said while pointing his finger in the right direction.
"You have got to be fucking kidding me. These guys really are stupid." Steven said.
"I think it’s nice of Lloyd to go on such a big journey; just to bring that suitcase back to Mary Swanson. What love can do to a stallion." Cadence said.
"This movie was too funny. " Luna said while wiping away a tear from her eye.
"I have to admit that it was just too funny. " Celestia added.
"Lloyd is my favorite, Harry is ok; but Lloyd is just too funny. " Twilight added.
‘Looks like movie number one was a success, now for movie number 2.’ I thought while looking at the ending credits. "Steven, time for movie number 2.”
"Movie number 2, hey I hope you don’t mind but I picked a different movie, I couldn’t find The Patriot. " Steven said sheepishly.
"That’s alright dude.” I replied with a smile.
Steven grinned? ‘Why the fuck is he grinning?’ I thought while looking at him. ‘Why the fuck is Luna grinning?’ I thought while looking at Luna.
I simply shrugged it off and started to watch the movie. "Hey this looks familiar.” I said while looking at the screen. There was a group of friends on a big fair; they were stepping inside a rollercoaster. ‘This looks really familiar.’ I thought while watching the movie.
The following scene confirmed my thoughts about what movie this was.
(WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CLIP IS MEANT FOR AFULTS ONLY! WATCH ON YOUR OWN RISK!)
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"Sweet Faust! Turn it off! " Celestia exclaimed while seeing the first in die.
"I think I’m going to throw up.” Twilight said while turning green.
A few mumbles were heard from Cadence, when the first one died; she had already buried her face in my chest and covered her ears with her hooves.
Steven this is not what I expected when you said we were going to pull a prank on them Luna said.
"Hahahahahah, this is amazing hahahahaha.” Steven exclaimed while pausing the movie.
"Steven what the fuck is wrong with you!?” I asked angry.
"*snort* Calm down dude.” Steven said while waving his hand." It’s just a movie, and beside they would eventually come across a horror movie anyway; so I thought: Why not show them one? "
I think I’m going to bed now. Twilight said while getting off the couch.
"Me too.” Celestia added.
Steven looked at them before speaking up. "Listen I’m sorry, I didn’t know how you girls would react, please don’t be mad. "
"We are not mad Steven; We thought it was funny in a certain point of view.” Luna said while giving Steven a gentle smile. "But We are all very tired and want to go to bed.”
Steven smiled at her. "Yeah I’m gonna hit the hay to. Shit! It’s almost eleven o’clock, shit I’m already late!" Steven exclaimed while getting up from the couch and sprinting towards the door. "See ya dude!” Steven shouted while closing the door behind him and running towards his house,
"What’s wrong? Was it something We said?" Luna asked confused.
"No it’s just that Steven *sigh* lost someone close to him as well.” I admitted while getting of the couch.
"W-Who?” Luna asked.
"His brother.” I replied. "He was in the army, but was killed in action 4 days before his platoon would return to The Netherlands. "
They all shared compassionate looks with each other.
"And that’s why Steven is always acting so crazy, because doesn’t want to be remembered of his brother.” I said.
"When his brother had died, Steven was acting differently; h started to stay in his room, he didn’t want to eat with the rest of his family, and he didn’t want to hang out with me anymore.” I said.
"Why?” Twilight asked. "If he felt sad about his brother; wouldn’t you normally need somepony to comfort you?”
"Yes, and eventually he warmed up to me and his parents.” And after a lot of talking, and me barging into his room just in time before he was going to jump out of the window.
"But why did he go home so quickly?” Cadence asked.
"Because around this time; Steven will go outside and just sit down and stare at the moon.” I replied while looking at Steven’s house.
Luna’s eyes seemed to widen at my reply. "W-Why would he stay up so late and s-stare at the moon?” Luna asked.
"Because when he was younger, his brother and he would always tell stories about the man on the moon. How they wanted to become astronauts and go to the moon together. "
“*sigh* There was this one time, it was after his brothers funeral, I was at Stevens house and I was trying to cheer him up; I failed miserably. "
"He told me that he wanted to sit outside; like he and his brother would always do and stare at the Man on the moon. The next day I visited him; he was still sitting outside, drenched in rain, he had not moved from the spot. "
The Princesses all gasped at this information.
"Why didn’t his parents move him inside?” Twilight asked confused.
"They tried, but he would just tell them that he and Hal wanted some time alone.” I replied.
"Hal ?” Celestia asked.
"His brother. I’ve met the guy a lot of times; he was one of a kind. " I said while wiping away a tear from my eye.
"W-We are going to bed. " Luna said while walking towards the door. I was about to go after her until I felt a hoof on my shoulder. I looked at the hoof and saw it was Celestia’s.
"Leave her be.” Celestia said.
"*yawn* I think it’s time for me to go to bed.” Cadence said.
"Yeah, me too.” Twilight added.
"We will all go to bed, Jack I think you will not need to join us….Unless you want to.” Celestia said mockingly; with a wink.
‘What the fuck? Did she just try to make a move on me?’
"Goodnight girls.” I said while walking towards the couch. "You know the way right?”
"Yes we do. Cadence said with a smile. Goodnight Jack and thank you for the movie night. " Cadence said while giving me a hug..
"It was my pleasure Cadence. " I replied with a smile.
I broke the hug and gave Celestia and Twilight my goodbyes.
‘Time for me to sleep on the couch, but I’ll have to clean the mess first.’ I thought while picking up the glasses and bowls full of Dorito’s.
‘Steven, I’m sorry about your loss; but know that we’ll stay together, for always.’
20 minutes later Luna POV,
I was staring at the beautiful sight, the moon, and the stars. To think I didn’t even raise the moon makes me feel a little weird. But that poor Steven, he lost his brother, I can’t imagine how he feels. It looks like Jack and Steven have something in common; they both lost somepony close to them.
"Lulu, are you coming to bed? “ My sister asked while stepping into bed herself.
"We are coming dear sister, just give Us a moment.” I replied.
"Alright, but please turn off the lights.” My sister said.
I smiled and nodded in response. "Sweet dreams sister.”
I turned off the lights and began thinking. Why does Steven want to stay up so late and stare at the moon? I mean it's not a very common, at least that's what I have noticed after the banishment of Nightmare Moon.....Or my evil self; as somepony could say.
I kept staring at the moon; just the thought of the moon raising itself makes me feel uncomfortable. "That is supposed to be my duty.” I whispered. “I am the moon.”
With that thought; I stopped gazing at the moon and walked towards the bed. I made my way over towards the bed and stepped inside.
'I will have to ask Jack if I could perhaps get my private chambers, because Tia's snoring is keeping me awake at night.' I thought while smuggling up against my sister.
"Goodnight Tia, goodnight Cadence, goodnight Twilight, goodnight Jack.” I whispered.
"And goodnight to you as well Steven.” I whispered; while remembering how much fun we had today. "Sleep peacefully.”
"When life gives you oranges..... You say: Fuck you life, I don't want oranges, give me money! "
Something Steven told me in high school.
Second person POV,
The day started normally for Jack and the four mares, Jack got up early; to prepare breakfast for his four guests. Jack decided to be a gentleman; and prepare an entirely fruit based meal.
When Jack had finished his breakfast, he decided to wake the Princesses up.
"11.45 am." Jack mused while walking towards his bedroom. Wonder of Steven will visit us today. Jack through while remembering last night's event.
'That's just Steven being Steven.' Jack thought while opening the door.
He walked inside and was greeted with four sleeping Princesses.
"Cute." Jack thought while carefully making his way over towards the bed.
Jack gently tugged Luna's back. "Psst, Luna wake up." Jack whispered.
"Hmmm no Tia, I don't want to." Luna mumbled.
'I ? Doesn't she talk in that 'ye old time' kind of accent?' Jack thought.
Jack tugged Luna a little harder, much to her dismay.
"No." Luna replied.
*sigh* 'time to do something I hated; when my mom did it to me.' Jack thought while walking towards the light switch. 'Time to unleash the fury of electricity.' Jack thought while flipping the light switch.
The lights were turned on, and lit the entire room. Twilight was the first one to wake up.
"Princess, couldn't you have raised the sun a little later?" Twilight mumbled while wiping the sleep from her eyes.
"What do you mean *yawn* Twilight?" Celestia asked while blinking a few times; to let her eyes adjust to the light.
"Jack." Luna mumbled annoyed. "I swear I will make you regret doing that."
"Yeah yeah, breakfast is ready." Jack replied.
Luna's ears immediately perked up and she jumped out of bed. "Breakfast!" Luna exclaimed while pushing Jack aside and running out of the door.
"Wow." Jack said, processing what had just occurred.
"Sorry about my sister." Celestia apologized while stepping out of bed. "But she told us you make the best salads ever."
"She really said that?" Jack asked surprised.
Celestia smiled at him. "Yes, and I agree with her; your salads are really good."
"Thanks." Jack said while rubbing the back of his head. "So, breakfast."
Celestia smiled. "Yes, come on Twilight." Celestia said while tugging Twilight with her hoof.
"Hmmhh." Twilight hummed in response.
Twilight got out of bed and walked towards the door. "Good morning." She said while giving Jack a smile.
"Morning." Jack replied.
Twilight stepped through the door, followed by Celestia.
"Wait." Jack said.
They both stopped in their tracks and turned around. "What is it?" They both asked in union.
"Aren't you forgetting someone?" Jack asked while pointing his index finger at a sleeping Cadence.
"Oh, I think it would be wise to let Cadence sleep; until she wakes up." Celestia said.
"Why's that?" Jack asked.
"Well, when my brother Shining Armor and Cadence were still married; Shining told me that she has morning mood." Twilight replied.
"Really? That's it?" Jack asked.
Twilight looked at him with a confused expression. "That's it? You don't want to know him Cadence is when she's in her morning mood."
"Trust me, Steven has morning mood; but he just shouts at me." Jack replied, remembering their camping trip from last year.
"You motherfucking, ass licking, dick sucking, bitch ass motherfucker."
"........I just asked you if you wanted some coffee."
"Go stick that coffee up your ass."
"So, tea?"
".....You better fucking run."
"......By Steven!"
"Get back here you fuck!"
"Yep, those were the times." Jack mused.
"Listen, if you want to wake her up; I'm not going to stop you." Twilight said. "But don't tell me I didn't warn you."
"*chuckle* trust me; it can't be as bad as Steven." Jack said while walking towards Cadence.
"I tried to warn him Princess." Twilight said while walking out of the room.
"I know Twilight, I know." Celestia said while following her student.
"Pffft, morning mood my ass." Jack said while carefully sitting down; next to the sleeping Cadence.
"Cadence." Jack whispered while bending over, to get a good view if she wasn't faking her sleep.
No response.
"Cadence." Jack whispered while poking her with his finger.
Cadence shifted a few times but still didn't respond.
"Cadence, wake up." Jack said while poking her a little harder. He received an annoyed grunt from Cadence.
"Cadence, breakfast is ready." Jack said.
What Jack got in response, was a smack on his face.
"Aaaah!" Jack shouted while tumbling backwards, hereby falling of the bed.
Cadence sleepily awoke. "Shiny, I told you not to..... Wait, this isn't my.... Oh my." Cadence said while quickly getting out of bed.
She was greeted with a concerning sight. Jack was sitting on the ground, his hand held to his nose.
"Jack." Cadence said while slowly walking towards him. "Are you o-ok?"
"Oh god, feels like I've been hit by a fucking lumberjack." Jack grunted while carefully bringing his hand of his nose. He flinched a little when he saw blood on his hand. "Shit."
"Oh my." Cadence exclaimed. "I'll get you something to stop the bleeding."
Cadence quickly made her way out of the bedroom and trotted towards the bathroom. She grabbed a towel and quickly trotted back towards the bedroom.
"Here, let me help." Cadence said while pressing the towel on Jack's nose.
"Aaaah! Gentle, gentle." Jack said while grabbing the towel from her hoof. He wrapped the towel around his hand and applied pressure on his nostrils; to stop the bleeding.
Cadence looked at Jack with a ashamed expression. "I'm s-so sorry, I didn't mean to--."
"It's ok Cadence." Jack replied with a muffled tone. (He kind of sounded like those battle droids from Star Wars the Clone Wars) "Celestia and Twilight warned about your 'condition', but I was too stubborn to listen. Guess I should have huh?"
Cadence gave him a weak smile in response. "Maybe, but I'm.... Sorry."
"Cadence." Jack said while getting off the ground. "It's ok, really."
Cadence smiled at Jack and brought him into a hug. "Thanks Jack."
Jack flinched; but returned the hug. "Your welcome Cadence."
Jack broke the hug and made his way towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Cadence asked while following Jack.
"I'm going to the bathroom, so I don't spill blood all over the floor." Jack replied.
Jack walked towards the bathroom; he grabbed the doorknob and twisted it. He opened the door and stepped inside.
He was surprised to see Cadence following him.
"What are you doing?" Jack asked while looking at Cadence.
"I uhm.... I just thought I could.... Maybe help you with your nose bleed." Cadence replied.
"You don't have to do that." Jack waved her of. "Go downstairs, breakfast's ready."
Cadence gave him a nod and walked out of the bathroom. Jack heard her going downstairs, but he waited until he heard the door to his living room open.
Jack sighed in relief and carefully removed the towel from his nose. 'It's still bleeding a little.' Jack thought while inspecting his nose. 'Damn, Cadence hits hard.'
Jack grabbed some toilet paper; he held the toilet paper between his thumb and index finger and squeezed his nostrils tightly.
'Thank god for class 1.5.' Jack thought while remembering the 2 years of medical school he and Steven attended.
He decided to go downstairs and see if the Princesses had already begun eating their breakfast. He walked downstairs and opened the door to his living room. When he stepped inside, he was greeted with (what he thought was) a cute sight.
There were the Princesses, happily munching on the breakfast he had prepared them. When Jack stepped inside; the Princesses smiled.
"Hello Jack." Celestia said while taking a bite from her apple.
"Waddup." Jack replied while sitting down next to Twilight.
"Why are you holding paper on your nose?" Twilight asked.
"...... Morning mood". Jack replied.
Twilight giggled in response. "I warned you."
"I know, guess I should have listened." Jack replied while looking at the TV. 'Looks like they're watching Star Wars again.'
"So how's the episode?" Jack asked.
"Mheally mwood." Luna replied while chewing on her salad.
"Sister, please do not talk with your mouth full." Celestia scolded.
"Aah give her a rest, trust me I've seen--."
"Let me guess, you've seen Steven eat with his mouth full and Luna fails in comparison?" Celestia asked.
"Wow, already cutting of my sentences." Jack replied sarcastically.
Celestia chuckled. "After that little 'movie night' from yesterday, I think it's time to give Steven a little payback". Celestia said with a smirk. But that smirk quickly turned into a sad expression. "At least, if he's not thinking about his brother."
Jack gave her a reassuring pat on her back. "Don't worry, I'm sure Steven's already his crazy; fucked up self again."
"You know, if you were in Equestria and you would touch me without permission, you would get arrested on sight." Celestia said.
"Yeah." Jack said while giving her another pat. "But we're not in Equestria are we?"
Celestia gave him a sarcastic smile. "Ha ha ha." Celestia laughed sarcastically.
Jack only chuckled in response.
*knock* *knock*
"Who's there?!" Jack shouted.
"Professor Oak, I came here to bang your mom!" Someone shouted back.
"Coming Steven!" Jack shouted while walking towards the door. He opened the door and before he could react, Steven pushed him aside and walked inside.
"Waddup bitches!" Steven shouted while walking inside the living room.
Jack looked at him, his mouth hanging open from shock. He closed the door and followed Steven.
"Bitches ?" Celestia asked.
"Yeah, it's something I usually say when I walk inside Jack's house, but I don't say it all the time; I could also say something like: Waddup gayboy, or: Hey Jack can I borrow twenty euros?"
"Ok? And what's the point of it?" Celestia asked.
Steven shrugged. "No point, just fun to say." Steven replied. Steven pointed his finger towards Jack. "And you!" Steven shouted. "You didn't respond, how could you?"
"*sigh*waddup." Jack replied in a bored tone.
"Waddup what?" Steven asked with a hint of joy.
"Waddup asshole." Jack replied.
Steven patted him on the head. "That's my boy."
Steven walked over towards the couch and sat down beside Cadence.
"Haaaaaaai." Steven greeted with a toothy smile.
"Uhh hi?" Cadence replied unsurely.
"So how's it going?" Steven asked.
"Good, except for the fact I gave Jack a nose bleed." Cadence replied.
"Whoa whoa whoa." Steven said while holding his hands up. "You gave Jack a nose bleed, how?"
"He tried waking me up, and I accidentally smacked him on his nose." Cadence replied with a small blush.
"That's it?" Steven asked.
Cadence gave Steven a confused glare. "That's it? I could have broken his nose."
"So what, I almost broke his arm." Steven replied with a hint of pride.
"How'd you do that" Cadence asked.
"Let's just say; Jack will never wake me up early ever again." Steven replied.
"You were just lucky; I was still a little tired from all those Brand's." Jack said while walking towards his other couch.
"Hey I had four of them!" Steven replied.
"I had seven, and I still think I could have drunk more; but I think someone might have spiked the last two." Jack said while giving Steven a accusing looks.
"I'm more awesome than you, so your argument is invalid." Steven said.
"But I--."
"Lalalalalalalalalalalala." Steven said while holding his fingers in his ears.
"*sigh* sometimes I think your mentally challenged." Jack said.
"Yeah fuck you to buddy." Steven replied.
Jack sighed and walked towards his other couch. "Mind if I sit here?"
Celestia smiled and at him. "Not at all Jack. Celestia shifted a little slowly Jack could sit as well."
"Twilight, are you reading again?" Jack asked.
Twilight, who was currently reading a book about Human history smiled. "Yep, these books are so interesting; I wish we had some of these machines in Equestria."
Steven chuckled. "Like what? Guns? Rocket launchers? Tanks?"
"What?" Twilight asked.
"Weapons, you know." Steven said while finger banging. "Bang bang bang."
"Are those the weapons that were used in the war?" Twilight asked.
"How the hell do you know about the war? And what war are you talking about?" Steven asked.
"World War 2, the war Germany started under the lead of the Dictator: Adolf Hitler, who was also responsible for the Holocaust." Twilight replied.
Steven just looked at Twilight, mouth agape. "How long have you been reading that book?"
"One day, I'm almost halfway through." Twilight replied with a smile.
"Wow, took me two weeks just to learn that shit." Steven said.
"And you still got a D+." Jack said while chuckling.
"Hey! I'm not Dylan the Nerd!" Steven said. "So what if I'm not that smart, I only study things that interest me."
"Well, what do you like to study?" Cadence asked.
At this question, Steven's eyes lit up. "Well, me and Jack are both attending Veterinarian school, we love animals and our dream is to go to The United States of America, to start a animal shelter there."
"Oh, my friend Fluttershy takes care of the animals as well, I bet if she were here, she would warm up to you in no time." Twilight said.
"Really? That's pretty cool." Steven said. "Hey dude, what do you want to do now? I mean it's fucking hot in here." Steven said while smelling his armpit. "And I don't smell like roses to."
"Hey, we could go to your house for a swim." Jack suggested.
"Hell yeah!" Steven said while getting off the couch. "Goodbye heat and hello sweet cold water."
"Uhm Jack, it's nice of you to take us fir a swim but uhm, didn't you say something about; people will go crazy when they see you"? Celestia asked.
"Oh, heheh yeah." Jack said while rubbing the back of his head.
"Dude, we could always YOLO or way through." Steven suggested.
"No, that ain't happening, I've still got the scar from the last YOLO we did." Jack said while rubbing his arm.
"Yolo ?" Celestia asked.
"It stands for: You Only Live Once." Steven said. "Come on dude, no one is gonna see them."
Jack sighed. "Steven, I am putting my trust in the line here."
"I know, but almost everyone is on vacation, houses are empty and there isn't a single car on the road." Steven said.
"Alright, but it's not my decision to make." Jack said while turning his gaze towards Celestia. "Do you girls want to go for a swim?"
Celestia smiled. "That is a kind offer, but I think I'll pass."
"Boo!" Steven said. "What a party-pooper."
Jack shook his head. "Luna?"
"Maybe another time, We are still enjoying Star Wars." Luna replied.
"Cadence?" Jack asked.
Cadence smiled. "I could go for a swim."
"Yeah!" Steven exclaimed. "Now that's the spirit!"
Jack chuckled. "Twilight?"
Twilight responded by levitating the book in front of his face.
"..... So it's a no?" Jack asked.
"Yes." Twilight said.
"Damn, you three really know how to ruin the mood." Steven said.
Celestia looked at Steven. "Steven, are you always this rude to others?"
Steven shook his head. "I act like this around everybody, and just because you're aliens from another planet--."
"And royalty for that matter." Luna added.
"And royalty, doesn't mean I'm going to change the way I behave. Steven said. "That's just not me, I am who I am, and I'm a Steven."
".... I understand?" Celestia said unsurely.
Jack shook my head. "What he is trying to say is: It's just the way he acts."
"*ahem* Not to be rude, but are we still going for a swim or not?" Cadence asked.
"Fuck yeah we are!" Steven exclaimed while grabbing Jack by his collar.
"Gaah!" Jack exclaimed.
"Come on dude, let's get going." Steven said while dragging Jack towards the door. "You to Cadence."
Cadence got of the couch and walked towards the door.
"Cadence, please be careful." Celestia said.
Cadence smiled. "Don't worry auntie; I'll make sure nopony sees me."
"Good." Celestia said while taking a bite from an apple. "I just mope mhat nothing bad happens."
Cadence giggled. "Talking with your mouth full auntie?"
Celestia swallowed the apple piece. "Something I've always wanted to do."
"Really?" Cadence asked.
"Yes, being royalty has its downside's." Celestia said.
"Hey! Don't go outside, and close the curtains!" Jack yelled while being dragged towards Steven's house.
"How did Steven manage to get him over there so quickly?" Celestia asked surprised.
Cadence shook her head. "I don't think we'll ever know auntie, but I need to get going." Cadence said while trotting towards the door.
She trotted out of the door and closed it with her magic. She looked around, hoping nobody would see her. 'Great, where to now?' Cadence thought.
"Over here!" Steven shouted from across the street.
Cadence sighed in relief and trotted towards Steven.
"Hurry up!" Steven shouted while clapping his hands.
Cadence quickened her pace. She eventually reached Steven's front door.
"Quickly, inside." Steven said while pushing her inside.
Cadence got inside, Steven closed the door and sighed in relief.
"Phew, that could have gone better." Steven said.
"Why's that?" Cadence asked while cocking an eyebrow.
"Well, you could have been a 'little' faster." Steven replied.
Cadence rolled her eyes. "Where's Jack?"
"Jack is in my room, getting changed." Steven replied. "He better not go through my Hustlers."
"Hustlers?" Cadence asked.
"Uhm I-I meant uhm...... Nothing." Steven said.
"But you--."
"I'm Steven, so your argument is invalid." Steven cut her off.
"Yo Steven!" Jack shouted from upstairs.
"What!?" Steven shouted back.
"Have you been buying Hustlers again!?" Jack shouted.
"You motherfucker, get your filthy hands of my precious!" Steven shouted back.
"Alright Gollem!" Jack shouted.
Steven sighed and rubbed his temples. "Go and sit in the living room, I'll be there shortly."
Ok. Cadence said while walking towards the door. "This one, right?" Cadence asked while pointing her hoof at the door.
"Yep." Steven said while walking upstairs. I'm gonna shove my foot so far up Jack's ass; it'll be stuck in there for one week.
Cadence gave a confused look (which Steven couldn't see because he was already upstairs) and opened the living room door.
She walked inside and closed the door. She looked around the living room, and was quite surprised.
The living room was a decent size, the kitchen being in the far left corner, a big TV ( bigger than Jack's) hung against the wall, Steven had one couch, a dinner table in the center of the living room and five set of chairs.
The laminate appeared to be made of oak wood, the ceiling and walls were painted white.
Cadence couldn’t help but notice a picture hanging from the wall; she walked closer towards the picture until she could get a good look at it.
Cadence could see five humans, one of them being Steven; they were all smiling. In the center there was a little girl with a ponytail, behind her were two adult Humans, a male and a female. Next to the male adult; stood Steven, and next to Steven stood a Human about his age, he almost looked the same as him.
'That must be his family.' Cadence thought. She couldn’t help but smile at the picture. 'They look happy.'
But that thought was quickly replaced with a less pleasant one. His brother, hat must be his…. Brother.
Cadence couldn’t help but feel sad, not only for Steven; but also Jack, they have both lost something, something that can never be replaced…. Family.
Cadence couldn’t even think about what they must have gone through, her parents were still alive and the only thing close to a sibling is Twilight. But they lost them, both of them did. Even though she only met them a couple of days ago, they treated her with respect, dignity, and most of all; showed her friendship, something that she thought she’d never get, after the events with Shining Armor.
'They are lucky to have each other, from what I’ve seen, their friendship is solid; it cannot and will not be broken'. Cadence thought while looking at the picture once more. 'And to top it off, they are kinda cute.'
"Jack get back here!" Cadence could hear Steven shout.
"Who’s got your swimming trunks? I do!" Jack replied.
"You motherfucker! I’m going to kill you!" Steven shouted.
Cadence didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, she could hear somebody running downstairs. Suddenly the door was pushed open and Jack ran through, he was wearing his swimming trunks and was holding one in his hand.
"Cadence out of the way!" Jack shouted while running towards the door that led to Stevens backyard. Cadence quickly stepped aside and looked at Jack, who was currently trying to unlock the door.
Out of nowhere, Steven came rushing in. the only downside was…. He was naked.
"Jack!" Steven roared. "You better give them back or……. Oh fuck me right in the titties!"
Jack let go of the lock and tuned around. "Hehheh, hey there buddy I…… Oh crap."
Jack and Steven’s eyes were all set on Cadence, who was currently staring at Steven’s exposed ‘private parts’.
Jack immediately threw Steven’s swimming trunks to him. Steven quickly caught them and put them on.
Cadence stood there, mouth agape and wings fully spread.
"Godnondeju!" Steven exclaimed. "Vieze klootzak, ik zei toch dat je mijn Hustlers met rust moest laten!" (You fucking asshole, I told you to keep your hands of my Hustlers!)
"Hey! Het was niet mijn schuld dat jij die fles Cola nog op je bureau had staan!" (Hey! It’s not my fault that you had that bottle of Cola on your desk!) Jack replied.
"Lekker dan! Mijn hele collectie naar de kloten." (Great, my entire collection; all gone.) Steven said defeated.
"And there is the fact that Cadence just saw your D." Jack added.
Steven groaned in frustration. "I’m going to make you pay for this."
Jack smiled sheepishly. "Sure you are, like that time you were ‘gonna make me pay’; because I at the last Oreo."
Steven pointed his index finger at Jack. "And I will! Nobody gets the last Oreo, unless that nobody is me!"
"Yeah right." Jack said while crossing his arms.
"Uhm, not to break our little rant but; is Cadence clinically brain-dead or something?" Steven asked while pointing his index finger at Cadence.
Jack looked at Cadence, her mouth was wide open; a little bit of drool coming out of it, her wings were fully spread and her left eye was twitching slightly.
Jack sighed and walked over to Cadence; he bent over and gently nudged her side. "Cadence, you alright?"
No response.
"Cadence?" Jack asked while nudging her again, but this time a little harder.
Still no response.
"I got an idea." Steven said.
"Really? What is it?" Jack asked.
"Get up, stand straight and spread your legs." Steven said.
"How is that going to--."
"Hey, you wanna help her or not?" Steven asked.
Jack sighed and got up, he stood straight and spread his legs. "Like this?" Jack asked.
"Perfect." Steven said while walking closer towards him.
"Now what do I do?" Jack asked.
"You scream." Steven replied.
"Scream?" Jack asked.
"Yeah, like this! Steven said while lifting his leg back and forward, kicking Jack in his ‘private area’.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Jack screamed in pain. Jack fell to his knees and held his junk in pain.
"That's for taking the last oreo bitch!" Steven said.
Cadence was snapped out of her trance. "Wha-What’s going on?"
"Ooooooh." She heard Jack say in agony.
"Well, you saw my dick, you went into some kind of weird trance, I kicked Jack in his nuts and now he’s in pain." Steven replied casually.
"What?" Was the only thing Cadence could say.
"You bastard." Jack said while slowly recovering from his pain.
"Yeah, shall we go for a swim?" Steven asked.
"I’m going to drown you!" Jack shouted while getting up.
"Oh shit!" Steven exclaimed while jumping over Jack. "Primal Jack is on the loose!"
Cadence watched as Steven ran towards the door that Jack tried to unlock, and how he unlocked it with no trouble at all.
Steven went outside and ran towards the pool; Jack being on his tail. Steven quickly jumped, Jack doing the same.
Cadence could only think of one thing.
'Why in Faust’s name did I agree to this?'
"Welcome to paradise." Seven said while walking towards his pool.
"Wow, this is nothing like the pools we have in Equestria." Cadence said in awe.
"Well what are we waiting for then." Steven asked while running towards the pool. "Cannon ball!"
"Cannon ball?" Cadence asked while watching Steven jump into the pool, making the water splash everywhere.
"Just something we Humans say when we jump into water." Jack said while walking towards the pool.
Cadence followed him. "Jack, are you sure nopony can see us?"
Jack smiled and gave her a reassuring pat on the back. "Almost everyone in the neighbour hood is on vacation, we're safe."
"Hey! Get your asses intimately this pool!" Steven shouted while getting out of the pool.
Steven came walking towards Jack and Cadence and spoke up.
"Hey, remember that game we always used to play when we were kids?" Steven asked.
"You mean the: Jump into the pool while screaming random things game?" Jack asked.
Steven smiled. "Yep, I'll go first!" Steven said while running towards the pool.
"Is he going to shout cannon ball again?" Cadence asked.
Jack shook his head. "Nope, the game is pretty simple: You have to jump into the pool, and while you do, you have to shout the weirdest thing that comes into mind."
"Oooh." Cadence said while watching Steven.
Steven jumped as high as he could.
"I believe I can fly!" Steven shouted before landing in the water.
Cadence giggled.
"Nice one dude!" Jack shouted while running towards the pool. "But I've got a better one!"
Jack jumped as high as he could.
"Mike Tyson bitch slap!" Jack shouted before landing in the pool.
"Alright, you win this one." Steven said while swimming towards the edge of the pool.
Cadence smiled and walked towards the pool. She held her hoof in the water, it was chilly but not too cold.
Cadence removed her royal regilia and got into the pool.
"This is amazing." Cadence mused while swimming towards Jack.
"Yeah, Steven is one lucky bastard." Jack said.
"Hey I heard that!" Steven shouted while swimming towards Jack.
"Oh here he goes again." Jack said while rolling his eyes.
"What do you mean?" Cadence asked confused.
"Well, every time Steven and I go for a swim, he always challenge's me for these stupid challenges." Jack replied.
"What kind of challenges?" Cadence asked.
Who can swim faster, who can hold his breath the longest, you know, the typical challenges."Jack replied.
Steven stopped swimming and looked Jack in the eyes.
"I challenge you, to see who can hold his breath the longest." Steven said while popping his knuckles.
"Alright then." Jack said while taking a deep breath.
"Three, two, one go!" Steven said while taking a deep breath.
Steven got underwater and closed his eyes.
"Jack?" Cadence asked.
"Yeah." Jack asked with a hint of glee.
"Why aren't you underwater?" Cadence asked confused.
Because I like to prank Steven and he likes to prank me back." Jack replied.
"Oooh." Cadence said. "But what are you going to do when he comes up?"
Jack smirked. "Don't worry I have a plan. Now come here and let me tell you what a genius plan I've come up with."
And so, Jack began to tell his 'genius' plan to the pink mare.
Two minutes had passed, Steven decided he couldn't hold his breath anymore and he reached for the surface.
"Fuck yeah, who's the man? I'm the man!" Steven shouted while doing a small victory dance.
"Go Steven, go Steven, go..... Jack why are you smirking?" Steven asked.
Jack said nothing and didn't stop smirking.
"You didn't go underwater, did you?" Steven asked sarcastically.
"Yep." Jack replied.
"So I just did all that shit for nothing." Steven said.
Jack nodded.
"And you." Steven said while pointing his index finger accusingly at Cadence. "Didn't think: "Oh, maybe I should tell him that Jack didn't go underwater."
Cadence gave him a cheeky smile. "All part of the plan."
"Wow, you're a bitch." Steven said sarcastically.
"And you're a dumbfuck." Cadence retorted.
Steven looked at Cadence with a shocked expression.
"Did she just insulted me back?" Steven asked Jack.
Jack smiled. "All part of the plan, you see I knew you were going to be angry at both of us and I knew you were either going to insult me or Cadence. So I told Cadence what she could say to insult you back."
Steven gave him a mischievous look.
"You know what she's gotten herself into right?" Steven asked.
Jack shook his head. "No."
"Well, when someone insults me, I insult them back." Steven said while pointing his finger at Cadence. "And if they don't respond, I stop insulting them, but if they insult me back." Steven said while rubbing his hands together. "They will know the full power of my darkside."
"Jack, did I do something wrong?" Cadence whispered.
"Yes and no, but I believe I'm going to have to teach you some new 'words'." Jack whispered back.
"Oh my." Cadence said.
"And I'll start by doing this!" Steven said while splashing water onto Jack and Cadence's faces.
"Aah!" They both exclaimed in union.
Steven quickly swam past them and got out of the pool, he quickly made his way over towards Cadence's royal regilia. He grabbed her crown and put it pneumonia his head.
"Peasants! He shouted with a very thick British accent. "Kneel before your fabulous King!"
Jack started to chuckle. "Nice crown King Dick!"
"What did you say peasant?!" Steven shouted, pretending to be insulted. "I will have your penis for that!"
"What?" Jack asked confused.
"I will have your head for that!" Steven corrected.
"Yeah right and how is a 'fabulous' King like yourself going to do that?" Jack asked sarcastically.
"I will destroy your home, fuck your wife and kill all that stand in my way!" Steven replied while walking towards the pool.
"Alright first: You won't destroy my home, because where else are you going to go to when your bored?" Jack asked.
"I will go to my twenty sex slaves." Steven replied.
"Family doesn't count." Jack said.
"Why you little-- well I will do something really bad." Steven said.
"Really?" Jack asked sarcastically, while swimming towards the right side of the pool.
"Yes, I will kill your mother and fuck your father." Steven said.
"Isn't it the other way around?" Jack asked.
"........ Goddammit." Steven said while lowering his shoulders.
"But what will the almighty King do when his peasants start a rebellion?" Jack asked while getting out of the pool.
"Then I will...... Oh I get it." Steven said while grabbing the crown from his head. "Peasant, come here and kneel."
Jack chuckled and kneeled in front of Steven.
"Peasant!" Steven shouted. "Since being a King sucks ass and I'm am getting bored, I hereby pronounce you King!" Steven said while putting the crown on Jack's head.
"Thank you." Jack said.
"Now rise King Asslicker." Steven said while giving him a bitch slap.
"Dude!" Jack exclaimed while falling on his back. "Not the face, not the face."
"And that is how you get someone to submit to you." Steven said while grabbing the crown. King super awesome motherfucing badass *deep inhale* has returned."
"Hahahaha!"
Steven looked towards the sound of the laughter and saw that Cadence was currently laughing like there was no tomorrow.
"T-That was t-the weirdest thing I have ever seen and I still thought it was funny." Cadence managed to say between laughs.
Steven grabbed the crown and put it back with Cadence's other royal regilia.
"I aim to please." Steven said while running towards the pool.
"Fuck the police!" Steven said while jumping in the pool.
Jack got up from the ground and smiled. 'This is good, Cadence isn't sad anymore and Steven sure is helping that stay so.'
"Hey! Jump you idiot!" Steven shouted.
"Yeah you asshole, jump!" Cadence said.
Jack opened his mouth to reply, but found out he couldn't. 'Did Cadence just call me an asshole?'
"Pssst Steven, did I say it right?" Cadence whispered.
Steven smiled. "Yep." He said while putting his arm around her neck. "You and I are gonna go along just fine."
Jack smiled at the scene and began to run.
"Steven is King of The Idiots!" Jack shouted while jumping in the pool, splashing water in Cadence and Steven's faces.
Steven wiped the water from his face. "Why must you pester me?"
Jack shook his head like a dog, splashing their faces with water again.
"Aaah, because of that." Steven said while crossing his arms.
"Does this always happen when the two of you go for a swim?" Cadence asked.
"Yep, when we go for a swim, walk, movie, it always ends up with us doing something so 'stupid'; that we're laughing our asses of in the end." Jack replied.
"Wow." Cadence said.
"You know." Steven said while holding his belly. "I could really go for a snack and--oh fuck me!" Steven shouted.
"What's wrong dude?" Jack asked.
"I forgot to do the groceries again." Steven replied while face palming.
"Seriously? You forgot again?" Jack asked sarcastically.
"Hey! I had a lot of stuff to do!" Steven replied.
"It's vacation, you have nothing to do." Jack said sarcastically.
"You're probably right, but!" Steven said while pointing his index finger at him. "You still owe me one."
"What?!" Jack exclaimed. "No I don't!"
"Yes you do, remember that test you forgot to study for and I gave you the answers?" Stev asked.
"You mean the test we both forgot to study for and you decided to steal the answers?" Jack asked sarcastically.
"Yep, you still owe me one." Steven said.
Jack sighed. "Alright, what do you want me to do?"
"I want you to do the groceries for me, my wallet is on the table; take some mony and get me my groceries." Steven replied.
"Is that it?" Jack asked.
"Yep, are you going to do it or not?" Steven asked.
"I'll do it, make sure nobody sees Cadence." Jack warned.
"You got it." Steven said while putting his arm around Cadence's neck. "I'll make sure Pinks stays safe."
Cadence huffed and poked Steven's side with her horn.
"Ouch." Steven said while rubbing the sore spot. "What you do that for?"
"Somepony would have done it anyway, so I thought why not." Cadence replied with a smile.
"Cadence, you are the first girl I've met that insulted me back or even hurt me and I like it." Steven said while patting her head.
"Thanks." Cadence said with a smile.
"If you two lovebirds are done, maybe then you can tell me what to get." Jack said.
"Some pizzas, snacks, coke and the other usual food." Steven replied.
Jack sighed and turned around. "I'll see you two in about an hour."
"You got it." Steven said while waving at him.
"And now." Steven said while turning towards Cadence. "Let's get swimming!"
Cadence giggled when Steven began to swim around her like some sort of predator.
"I'm going to get you Cadence and when I do, I'm going to eat you." Steven said.
Cadence giggled again. "Oh no." She said over dramatically.
"Prepare for your destruction!" Steven said grabbing her underneath her belly and lifting her up.
"H-Hey put me down." Cadence said between laughs.
"Nope!" Steven replied.
Cadence giggled again. "Will the almighty King put me down please?"
"..... Alright, but only because you asked politely." Steven said while putting her down in the water.
Cadence smiled. "You know, I do wonder why Jack agreed to do the groceries for you." Cadence said.
Steven smiled. "That's because we're best friends, best friends do those kind of things for each other."
"How long have the two of you been friends than?" Cadence asked curiously.
"Some would say too long, but I've known Jack my entire life, I see him more than just a friend, I see him as family." Steven said while wiping away a tear from his eye. "He's like a brother to me, a brother I.... Didn't lose."
Cadence gave Steven a compassionate look and put a wing around his shoulder. "You really miss him don't you?"
"Huh?" Steven asked confused.
"Your brother." Cadence said.
"Yeah, more than anything in the world." Steven replied.
"But, you have Jack now." Cadence said.
"You too." Steven added.
"W-What?!" Cadence said, a faint blush appearing on her muzzle.
"Cadence I might be an idiot, but when it comes to love, I know one or two things." Steven said.
"Well I am 'The Princess of Love'." Cadence replied.
"Maybe it's time I took that place and become: The Prince of Love." Steven said while grinning.
"I don't think auntie Celestia and Luna would like that." Cadence said.
"But we're getting of topic, I've seen the way you look at him, I've seen many of my classmates look at girls like that and the other way around." Steven said.
"What are you getting at?" Cadence asked nervously.
"I think you've grown feelings for Jack." Steven said.
"No I don't!" Cadence retorted.
"Denial." Steven mused.
"Shut up!" Cadence retorted.
"Anger." Steven mused.
"Will you please stop?" Cadence asked.
"Just answer the question." Steven said while looking her in the eyes. "Do you have feelings for Jack?"
Cadence bit her lip. "I might h-have grown fond of him, but that does not mean I like him!" Cadence said.
Steven chuckled. "Listen, I won't tell anyone, I'm not the kind of guy that tells someone's secret to another."
"If you're not going to tell it, why bother asking?" Cadence asked confused.
Steven gave her a cheeky smile. "I just wanted to see your reaction.*
Cadence huffed and poked Steven with her horn again.
"Ouch! Stop doi'n that." Steven said while rubbing his belly.
Cadence smiled at him. "Nope."
Wow, you heartless bitch. Steven said.
"You dumbfuck." Cadence retorted.
Steven smiled at her. "Cadence, you are one of the coolest girls I've ever met."
"You're one of the funniest aliens I've ever met." Cadence replied.
"You've met others?" Steven asked.
"Nope." Cadence replied.
"It's getting kind of boring, wanna go inside and grab something to eat?" Steven asked.
Cadence smiled. "I'd like that."
****
Steven and Cadence had gotten inside and decided they had swam enough for today, they dried themselves of and were now in his living room.
"What do you want?" Steven asked while opening his fridge.
"Do you perhaps have some more of that Coca Cola?" Cadence asked.
"Yep." Steven replied while grabbing the bottle of Cola. "He grabbed a glass and poured the Cola into the glass."
Steven walked towards his couch and set the glass on his table.
"Thank you." Cadence said while grabbing the glass with her magic.
"You known it still amazes me that you and the others can use magic." Steven said.
"I'm still amazed about many things from your world, you Humans are amazing!" Cadence said while taking a sip from her glass. "Yep, amazing." She mused.
Steven smiled. "What do you think about the planes?"
"Those big flying machines?" Cadence asked.
"Yes." Steven replied.
"They're amazing, well I haven't seen one up close but still." Cadence said.
Steven grabbed his remote control and turned on his Samsung TV.
"And of course the TV." Cadence added.
"Here, go ahead and watch something." Steven said while handing her the remote.
Cadence shook her head. "I don't really know what to watch."
Steven grabbed the remote. "But I know something we could listen to." Steven said while switching to a music channel.
Suddenly, four well dressed men men were on TV.
"Oh this band is amazing!" Steven said while turning up the volume..
"Really" Cadence asked.
"Yep." Steven replied.
A song started playing and Steven began to sing along.
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So, whenever they'll say that all we had is bound to fall.
Oh, together we'll stay (when you get in our way, get in our way)
Strange, how everything seems to float in grey and drown in gold
Stay, and everything's save (when we're pulling our way, pulling our own way down)
I'll rise and guess where I will go
I'll rise and guess where I (go)
Where do we go when the streets are calling (calling, calling)
How do we know when we each stop falling (falling, falling)
See, that everything caves in on our way to grander goals
Wait, and everything's save (when we let it all in, let it all in)
How, letting it rain, our own distress, our own mistakes
Wait, 'till everything breaks (when we're pulling our way, pulling our own way down)
I'll rise and guess where I will go
I'll rise and guess where I (go)
Where do we go when the streets are calling (calling, calling)
How do we know when we each stop falling (falling, falling)
Where do we go when the streets are calling (calling, calling)
How do we know when we each stop falling (falling, falling)
I'll rise and guess where I will go
I'll rise and guess where I will
I'll rise and guess where I will go
I'll rise and guess where I will
Where do we go when the streets are calling (calling, calling)
How do we know when we each stop falling (falling, falling)
Where do we go when the streets are calling (calling, calling)
How do we know when we each stop falling (falling, falling)
Where do we go when the streets are calling (calling, calling)
How do we know when we each stop falling (falling, falling, falling, falling)
"Aaaaaand that's Kensington for ya." Steven said while taking a sip from his coffee.
"Wow, I-I don't know what to say." Cadence said while taking a sip from her glass. "This is nothing like the music we have on Equestria."
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?" Steven asked.
Cadence smiled. "Good."
Steven chuckled. "To think I'm talking to a magical alien pony, it's strange when you think about it."
"Yeah, if somepony would have told me "Hey aliens exist." I would have laughed in their face." Cadence added.
"But that point is proven wrong." Steven said while switching channels.
"Hey that's Star Wars." Cadence said.
"Yeah, forgot you liked that". Steven said while watching the episode. "This episode is pretty boring in my opinion, it's about politics and shit."
"You don't like politics?" Cadence asked surprised.
"Nope, I don't like 'em because they sit in their fancy houses, their maids doing their dirty work for them; while they sit in their chairs and smile at the camera." Steven replied.
"Does your planet have a King or Queen?" Cadence asked curiously.
"Well The Netherlands crowned a King just two years ago: King Willem Alexander." Steven replied. "He's a good guy, I haven't met him but he seems like a cool guy."
Cadence smiled. "You know, I'm happy I got to meet you and Jack, I haven't had good laugh like this in ages, not since......"
"Since what?" Steven asked.
Cadence sighed. "I was somepony's mare once."
"I'm sorry, what?" Steven asked confused.
"I was married." Cadence replied while holding back tears.
"Married huh?" Steven asked.
Cadence nodded.
"Divorced?" Steven asked.
Cadence nodded. "He cheated on me, to think our 'love' repelled an invasion." Cadence said with a hint of sarcasm. "Stupid right?" Cadence asked while bursting into tears.
"Oh sweet mother of Jesus, what do I do?!" Steven asked.
"Fuck her right in the pussy!" The devil on his shoulder said.
"No, comfort her and say it's going to be alright." The angel on his other shoulder retorted.
"No, make yourself trip and see if she laughs." The devil said.
"No, spill your coffee on your pants." The angel said.
"I'll do both!" Steven shouted while 'accidentally' kicking the table so his coffee would spill his pants.
"Aaaah!" Stev shouted while getting of from the couch and running towards the kitchen. But this time he actually tripped on accident.
"Shit!" Steven said while falling face-first on the ground.
"Nice job dude!" The devil said while flying in front of Steven.
"Yes, excellent job." The angel added.
"Get the fuck out!" Steven mentally shouted.
"Alright." The angel said while disappearing with a *poof*.
"You to Red." Steven mentally said.
"Sheesh, someone's on their period." The devil said while disappearing with a *poof*.
Steven got up from the ground and wiped his pants. "Worst idea ever." Steven said while turning around. "Hey Cadence I'm going to--."
"Hahahaha!" Cadence exclaimed while holding her belly form laughter.
"You think this funny?" Steven asked over dramatically, while pointing at his pants.
Cadence laughed even more. "Y-Yes, I think it's very funny." Cadence managed to reply between laughs.
Steven chuckled. 'My stupidity always cheers them up.' Steven thought while watching Cadence wiping away the tears from laughter and sadness.
"Listen, I'm going to get a fresh pair of pants and when I come back, there will be no more sadness." Steven said.
Cadence giggled and nodded.
Steven sighed and walked towards the exit of his living room.
'The shit I do for people..... And ponies.'
****
One hour later.......
*ding* *dong*
"Coming!" Steven shouted while running towards the front door.
"Who's there?" Steven asked.
"It's Jack, I got your groceries." Jack replied.
Steven opened the door and pulled Jack inside.
"Food!" Steven shouted while grabbing a pizza box from one of the bags.
Jack chuckled. "I wonder what your life would be like, if you were a vegetarian?"
"I wouldn't have a life, meat is the shit!" Steven replied while walking towards the door.
He opened the door and walked inside, revealing four Princesses inside Steven's living room.
"What the hell?" Jack asked while dropping the bags. "Why are you girls here?" Jack asked confused.
"We got bored and decided to go to Steven's house." Twilight replied.
"But, I was gone for an hour, how can you get bored in half an hour?" Jack asked.
Twilight shrugged. "I was getting bored and I already finished reading the final chapters from that book I was reading."
"And I was the one who suggested we'd check on Cadence." Celestia added while taking a bite from a chocolate chip cookie.
"Did you all go for a swim?" Jack asked.
"Nah, just me and Cadence." Steven replied while walking towards his kitchen, the groceries bags in his hands.
"Did you two did anything interesting while I was gone?" Jack asked curiously.
Cadence shook her head. "Not really, just talking and sharing a few laughs... Well mostly me sharing a few laughs."
"Ok." Jack said while walking towards Steven's couch and sitting down besides Luna.
"Sup Luna?" Jack asked.
"Oh hello Jack, how are you today?" Luna asked.
"I'm good, so what are we going to do now?" Jack asked no one particular.
"Well, I saw the Haegenens leave today, so that means the entire block is on vacation." Steven replied.
"Really, the entire block is empty?" Jack asked.
"Well." Steven said while walking towards his front door. He opened the door.
"FIRE! QUICKLY EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSES!" Steven shouted.
Steven waited a couple seconds for a response but got none.
He smiled and walked back inside.
"Yep, everyone's gone." Steven said while patting Jack on his shoulder.
"Well, that means me and Steven could show you four the block, but we'll do it at night time, to make sure nobody can see us." Jack said.
"Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes!" Twilight said excitingly. "I get to see more of this world!"
"Wait, while it's nice of you to give us this little 'tour', I think it's still too risky." Celestia said.
"Risky! Pffft, risky my ass." Steven said while walking towards Celestia.
He grabbed Celestia by her front hooves and gently pulled her off the couch. "Don't tell me you don't want to see more of that." Steven said while turning her head towards the window.
Celestia watched the view in front of her, Jack's house was right across the street, in the far distance she could see a forest and behind the forest the flaming orb of fire, an orb she raises everyday: The Sun.
Celestia smiled. "Alright Steven, but only because you asked so 'politely'."
"I aim to please." Steven said while giving her a pat on the back.
Celestia chuckled.
"What's so funny?" Steven asked.
"Oh nothing, it's just that; if you would have touched me without any permission if we were on Equestria, you would have been thrown into the dungeons." Celestia replied.
"Really?" Steven asked.
Celestia nodded. "Probably."
"Wow, that's a little rough don't you think?" Steven asked.
"'Tis the least of our worries." Luna said while teleporting in front of Steven.
Steven stood there, he crossed his arms and gave her a sarcastic smile. "Was that supposed to scare me" He asked sarcastically.
Luna pouted. "Thought I had you there, well better luck next time."
Steven smiled and patted Luna on her head.
"Would you please stop doing that?" Luna asked with a hint of annoyance.
"What?" Steven asked while patting her on the head. "This?" He asked mockingly.
"That's it!" Luna shouted while tackling Steven to the ground.
"Whoa!" Steven exclaimed while falling on his back. "We've got a badass over here!"
Luna smirked and her horn started go glow.
"Are you a ticklish person?" Luna asked.
Steven smirked. "Go ahead and try."
"I will." Luna said.
Within seconds, Steven was covered in a blue aura, Luna laughed.
"Ha! I have you now!" Luna said while smirking.
"Luna, you might want to--."
"Silence Jack, do not distract me from my-- why is Steven not crying from my ticklish powers?" Luna asked.
"That's simple." Steven said while wrapping his arms around Luna's back. "I'm not a ticklish person."
"What are--."
Luna was cut off when Steven rolled around, pinning her down instead of the other way around.
"Luna?" Steven asked with a low voice. "Are you a ticklish pony?"
Luna's eyes widened. "No, anything but-- hahahahaha!"
Luna was cut of again when Steven started to tickle her sides, his fingers digging into her soft furr.
"Stop, I order you!" Luna said between laughs.
"What's the magic word?" Steven asked mockingly.
"Stop i-it." Luna said between laughs.
"Nope, that's not the magic word." Steven said while continuing his ticklish rampage.
"Stop it please?!" Luna pleaded.
Steven smiled. "Not the magic word, but I'll take it." Steven said while getting of her.
Steven held his hand out, Luna put her hoof in his palm and he pulled her up.
"Remember, don't fuck with Steven." Steven saidwhile patting her on her head again.
Luna regained her composure. "Perhaps, but you need to know that I did not approve you tickling me."
Steven gave her a toothy smile. "I'll try to remember that Lulu."
"What did you call me?" Luna asked. 'How does he know my nickname?'
"Lulu, it's your new nickname, I've also got one for Twilight, Celestia and Cadence." Steven replied.
"Really?" Luna asked. "Like what?"
"Well for Twilight I have: Purple, for Celestia I have: Sunny and Cadence I'm naming: Pinks." Steven replied.
"Sunny." Celestia repeated. "That... Sounds rather appealing."
"Pinks, very creative Steven." Cadence said sarcastically.
"Purple is not my furr's color, its lavender." Twilight said.
"Same thing." Steven said.
"What about me?" Jack asked.
"Sorry, can't come up with something for you at the moment." Steven replied while sitting down on his couch. "But since we're in my house, how about we do something to pass the time?"
"Hmmm, maybe we could go for another swim?" Jack suggested.
"Nah, I'm done swimming, I still need to-- oh fuck me sideways answer call me Brenda!" Steven shouted.
"What's wrong dude?" Jack asked.
"I was supposed to meet up with Dylan today." Steven replied.
"Dylan, you mean Dylan the class nerd?" Jack asked.
"Yes!" Steven said.
"Why? Don't you hate him?" Jack asked confused.
"Yeah, but I decided to be nice to him and tell him he could come over to my house today." Steven replied.
"Shit! What time?" Jack asked.
*knock* *knock*
"About now." Steven replied.
"Crap, alright girls go upstairs while we try to distract him." Jack said.
"Distract him, I'll just tell him to fuck of." Steven said.
"No, Dylan might be a nerd, but he still has feelings, I'll tell him to go away." Jack said.
"Alright, girls follow me, we'll hide in mg room until he goes away." Steven said.
"Why not stay here?" Celestia asked confused. "I mean he's not going to enter the house."
"Well, Dylan always enters someone's house, it's like a tick he has." Steven replied.
"And if he sees you, we're fucked." Jack said while opening the door that led to Steven's front door. Just go with Steven and don't make any noise.
The Princesses nodded.
"Quickly, follow me." Steven said while walking upstairs.
The Princesses followed him and followed him.
Jack sighed and walked to the front door.
'Here goes nothing.' Jack thought while opening the door.
(The talks between Jack and Dylan are translated from Dutch to English.)
Oh? Hi Jack! Dylan said.
"Hi Dylan how-- Dylan, what happened to your eye?" Jack asked concerned.
Dylan sighed. "Is it that obvious?"
"Yeah, looks pretty nasty, who gave you that black eye? Jack asked.
Dylan sighed. "You know who."
*Jake?" Jack asked.
Dylan nodded. "I was walking home yesterday, when all of a sudden Jake came up to me and started calling me names."
"What did he say this time?" Jack asked.
"The usual, nerd, fag, dumbfuck, fatherless idiot things." Dylan replied.
"He said that about your father?" Jack asked shocked.
"Yep, lucky me huh?" Dylan asked.
"Goddammit, even when it's vacation this guy still bullies you." Jack said while clenching his fists.
"But that's not the worst part, he stared talking shit about my mom, telling me she was a whore and that she probably fucked with every guy in the block." Dylan said.
"But why did he give you the black eye?" Jack asked.
"I told him he would never achieve anything in life and that his dream of becoming a vet would crumble." Dylan replied while touching his black eye. "And that's when he gave me the black eye.
Jack sighed. "Listen, Steven is not feeling well, I've taken care of him but he can't come down and do whatever the two of you agreed to do."
Dylan gave a sad sigh. "That was to be expected, I mean who would want to hang out with a nerd like me?"
Jack felt a numb in his stomach, he couldn't help but to feel really sad about all this. Sure Dylan was kind of a 'know it all' and a nerd, but that doesn't mean he should be treated this way.
"What exactly were you and Steven going to do?" Jack asked.
"We were going to the forest and see if we could spot some wild animals, but since he's sick, I've gotta go alone." Dylan replied while turning around. See you in school Jack. Dylan said while slowly waving at him.
Jack mentally scolded himself for doing this. "I said Steven was sick." Jack said while putting a hand on Dylan's shoulder. "I'm not."
Dylan turned around and beamed with happiness. "You mean you?"
"Yes, but only for a couple of hours, I still have other stuff to attend to." Jack replied.
"Oh thanks so much Jack, this means a lot to me." Dylan said.
Jack smiled and closed the door behind him. "Let me sent Steven a message just in case."
Jack began typing on his phone, after thirty seconds he was done.
"Alright, let's go get my car and then we can go." Jack said.
"Yeah, Steven and I agreed to go walking." Dylan admitted.
Jack mentally groaned. "Alright, let's.... Go." Jack said between gritted teeth.
Inside Steven's room were four Princesses, four Princesses who were eying his room curiously.
"Your room is rather different than Jack's." Luna said.
"Yeah, it smells weird in here." Twilight said.
*brrrrrr*
"Huh?" Steven said while grabbing his I-phone. "It's a message from Jack."
"Really? What does it say?" Luna asked curiously.
Thanks for not letting me know you were going to the forest with him!
Now because Jake the asshole, gave him a black eye, I decided to go with him.
You owe me on this one asshole.
God have mercy upon my soul.
"And? What does it say?" Luna asked curiously.
"It looks like Jack will be gone for a few hours." Steven replied while opening his bedroom door. "And I kinda want to go for a swim again."
"Didn’t you just say you were done swimming?" Cadence asked.
"Yep, let’s go." Steven said.
Cadence shook her head.
"He’s like Pinkie Pie, only a Human version." Twilight remarked.
"Is that a good or a bad thing?" Cadence asked.
Twilight shrugged. "I don’t know but I hope it’s a good thing."
"Hey, move your lazy asses!" Steven shouted from downstairs.
Twilight sighed. "We’re coming!"
****
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"Thanks for doing this Jack, it means a lot." Dylan said while stepping over a tree branch.
"You're welcome Dylan, but please don’t make me do this again." Jack replied.
"If you want to go home, I won’t stop you." Dylan said while walking besides Jack.
"It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just that I expected you to do something a little more--."
"Nerdy?" Dylan asked.
"Well I didn’t really--."
"I know everyone thinks I’m a nerd, just because I get good grades." Dylan said while lowering his head.
Jack wanted to reply, but Dylan cut him off.
"But I’ve been bullied my entire life, that’s just the way it was meant to be I guess." Dylan said.
"Listen Dylan, I--."
"I’ve been bullied, punched in the face, kicked in the stomach, hell I even got stabbed once." Dylan said while looking at the sky. "It’s a pretty sight, the sky, its magnificent blue colors, its white clouds." Dylan said while giving a sad sigh. "Tomorrow’s the day I lost my dad exactly seventeen years ago."
Jack gave him a sad look.
"I don’t really remember a lot about him, just the fun times we used to have, but I guess my life was supposed to be a total disaster." Dylan said while lowering his head.
"Listen Dylan, I--."
"Don’t say that, don’t say "you’re sorry", because you’re not." Dylan cut him off. "Everybody said that to me when my dad passed away, but that was just a shell, deep inside, they didn’t really care. Even the kids in my high school class didn’t care."
Dylan lowered his head. "Some days, I feel everything at once. Other days, I feel nothing at all. I don´t know what´s worse, drowning beneath the waves, or dying from the thirst."
"Dylan you--."
"I have no friends, all I've got are my stupid books and my mom…. My mom is the only thing that keeps me going, I love her with all my heart, I want to make her proud, I want her to see that I can and will become the best vet ever." Dylan cut him off.
"But why not try talking to the people in class, you always sit at the front of the classroom, you never talk to anyone, you just read books and--."
"Don’t you think I tried, I always say "hi" to the people I see from class, the only thing I get in response are snorts of disapproval." Dylan cut him off. "Jack, I know Steven isn’t really sick, he…. Probably didn’t want to hang out with me because it would ruin his reputation."
"No he--."
"And you have to know that I don’t blame him, I am and always will be a: Friendless, worthless…. Nerd."
'Fuck dude, Dylan's got it rough.' Jack thought.
"But that's how I've been living my entire life." Dylan said while kicking away a rock that was in his path. "I guess I was meant to--."
"Dylan shut up!" Jack shouted.
"Wha?" Dylan asked shocked.
"You are not worthless, but if you keep talking shit about yourself, you are going to end up with no friends!" Jack said.
"Why would you care? Why would anyone care?!" Dylan shouted.
"Dylan, just because people say those things to you, doesn’t mean they are true." Jack said while calming down from his sudden outburst.
"Listen, if you ever feel lonely or want to hang out…. Just give me a call and we could do something together." Jack said with a kind smile.
Dylan rubbed his temples and sighed. "Are you serious?" Dylan asked.
"Yes I am." Jack replied while putting a hand on Dylan’s shoulder. "Now let’s go find some animals."
Dylan smiled at him and nodded.
They both turned around and walked through the forest.
Dylan looked up at the sky. "Dad, I think I finally made a friend after all these years, I hope you’re proud of me." Dylan whispered while shedding a single tear.
"Jack I need to tell you something." Dylan said.
"What is it?" Jack asked.
"Promise, me you won’t tell anyone, I am putting my full trust in you." Dylan said.
"I won’t." Jack replied reassuringly.
Dylan inhaled deeply and spoke up.
"I’m a bipolar manic, (Schizoaffective disorder if you want too get fancy). I need medicine to add dopamine to my brain or else I go into a mental overdrive. My first and only psychosis outbreak happened one year ago. It was scary and enlightening at the same time."
"I gained access to my mind, re-formatted my thoughts so well that I no longer slip into depression or even get anxiety attacks. I’ve suffered from depression and anxiety attacks for more than a decade. So something good came out of something bad. As long as I take one small dose each day, I’m perfectly "normal". "
Jack stood there, processing what Dylan had just told him.
"S-So basically you were depressed?" Jack asked shocked.
Dylan nodded. "Yeah, I tried committing suicide twice."
"Why are you telling me this?" Jack asked shocked and surprised.
"Because you are the only one (well plus Steven) who doesn’t bully me in class, hell; you even stood up for me that one time when Jake and his friends started picking on me again." Dylan replied.
"Dylan, I-I don’t know what to say." Jack said.
Dylan lowered his head. "I should have kept my mouth shut, shouldn’t I?"
"When did you--."
"They diagnosed me with Schizoaffective disorder; two months after my dad passed away." Dylan cut him off.
"Shit." Jack said.
"Yeah, it’s shit alright." Dylan added.
"And the constant bullying in school--."
"Only made it worse." Dylan said, finishing Jack’s sentence.
"Fuck dude." Jack said.
"Listen, it’s become a part of my life and I’ve been trying to live with it ever so." Dylan said with a small smile. "You know, I promised my dad I would make friends when I would go to high school, guess I didn’t keep that promise."
Jack put a hand on Dylan’s shoulder. "Listen, if you ever feel lonely or need help, feel free to knock at my door any time."
Dylan smiled and scratched his nose. "Thanks."
"Hey one thing. *Jack said.
"What?" Dylan asked.
"Are you wearing contacts?" Jack asked.
"Yep, decided I’d try something else than my usual glasses." Dylan replied.
"Niceeee." Jack said.
Dylan chuckled. "Thanks Jack, for everything."
"Your welcome." Jack replied.
Jack looked at the sky and saw a Pigeon fly towards a tree.
"Bird!" Jack shouted while running towards the tree.
"Hey!" Dylan said while running after him. "I’m not as fast and athletic as you are!"
Jack smiled. "Maybe Dylan isn’t as bad as I thought, he’s had it rough, just like me and Steven."
****
Two hours later……….
"That was fun." Dylan said.
"Yeah, we saw a lot of animals." Jack added.
'I hope Steven doesn’t kick me in the nuts for this.' Jack thought while crossing the street.
"Jack, uhm this might sound really gay but, could you walk me home?" Dylan asked.
"Ha gaaaaaay!" Echoed in Jack’s mind. "Why?"Jack asked.
"I’m scared Jake will come up to me and give me another beating." Dylan replied.
Jack smiled. "Alright you big baby, let’s go."
Dylan smiled and walked after Jack. 'Dad, I think I made a friend.'
The walk to Dylan’s house was a short one, Dylan lived about four hundred meters away from Jack, so the walk wasn’t too bad.
During the walk, they talked about what they were going to do in their vacation, Jack was surprised to hear that Dylan was going on holiday with his mom.
After a few more minutes of walking, they reached Dylan’s house.
"Alright, this is where we say goodbye I guess." Dylan said while holding his hand out.
Jack smiled. "Dylan make a fist."
Dylan gave him a confused look but did what he what told.
Jack bumped his fist with his and smiled. "We’re friends, we don’t do handshakes, we do bro fists."
Dylan gave him the biggest smile he had ever seen. "Thanks!"
Jack chuckled and gave him a piece of paper. "Here." Jack said while handing him the piece of paper. "It’s my number, you can send me an App or call me, if you ever feel like meeting up again."
Dylan took the paper from his hand and smiled. "Thanks so much Jack."
Jack gave him a two fingered salute and turned around. "Anything for a friend."
And with that, Jack turned around and walked away.
Dylan unlocked his door and walked inside.
"Mom, you won’t believe what happened today."
(Stop music)
****
As Jack walked towards Steven’s house, he began thinking about everything that had happened the past days.Firts: The Princesses, second: Making a new friend, his life had made a drastic change.
"And I like it." Jack said while knocking on Steven’s door.
"Who’s there?" He heard Steven ask.
"It’s Jack." Jack replied.
The door opened and revealed a very pissed Steven.
"Hi!" Jack beamed with fake happiness.
"Dude you won’t believe what happened." Steven said while grabbing Jack by his collar.
"Whoa dude." Jack said while grabbing the doorknob and closing the door. "What’s wrong?"
"This is what’s wrong!" Steven said while pointing at four drunk Princesses.
"Hiya Shack, how awe shou doing?" Cadence asked while trying to walk over to him.
"What the fuck." Jack said.
"Hello Jack." Celestia said while putting her hooves around his neck. "*sniff* you smell nice." Celestia said while licking his cheek.
"What the fuck." Jack repeated.
"If you think that’s bad." Steven said while pointing at Celestia. "You won’t believe what Luna and Twilight tried to do me."
"What?" Jack asked.
"They tried to drown me, because they forgot who I was." Steven replied while shuddering. "I got them to calm down, but it was hard.
"Why are they drunk?" Jack asked.
Steven shrugged. "I gave them a Captain Morgan, apparently they can’t handle alcohol very well."
"Jack." Celestia said with a seductive tone. "How about you and I have some fun?" She asked while licking his cheek.
"Damnit Steven!"
Hi I'm Jack how are you doing?
I awoke early in the morning, I needed to get down to the living room before those Princesses wake up and cause any havoc.
I took a quick shower and put on a black t-shirt, jeans, underwear, socks and my Adidas shoes.
'Fucking pizza.' I thought rembering what happened to my pizza.
'Well time to head down and have a little chit chat with 4 multicolored Princesses.' I thought while heading towards the living room.
I gently opened the door, trying not to wake them up. I walked inside and I saw Cadence and the other 3 still fast asleep.
'Should I wake them up?' I thought while looking at my watch.
Its 9 AM, I guess I’ll just let them sleep until one of them wakes up. The last thing I want is 4 grumpy Princesses my house.
'Well let’s get me some food!' I thought while walking over to the kitchen.
I opened the fridge and looked inside.
Well there are some leftovers from yesterday, there are also some tomatoes and cheese so I might make a tomato cheese sandwich.
I grabbed the tomatoes and cheese from the fridge, I closed the fridge and walked over to the kitchen counter and started to make my sandwich.
While I was making my sandwich I had some time to think what I should do with the 4 Princesses.
'How will those other 3 react when they wake up? I mean Cadence seemed nice but I don’t know about the other 3.' I thought.
"What, w-where are we? *yawn* Princess Celestia? Princess Luna?" The voice asked.
'That didn’t sound like Cadence. SHIT! One of them woke up!' I thought.
I stopped preparing the sandwich and quickly made my way over to the living room.
The one who appeared to had woke up was the purple Alicorn.
She was making her way over to the white Alicorn.
"Princess Celestia wake up." She said.
'Celestia huh? Nice name.' I thought.
"*yawn* T-Twilight Sparkle i-is that *yawn* you?" Celestia asked.
"Yes it’s me Princess. I’m sorry to have woken you up but I think we have a situation." Twilight replied.
"No its alright Twilight, I have to raise the sun now anyway and………..How can that be!?" Celestia shouted.
"What is it!?" Twilight asked.
"S-Sister it that thou?" The blue one asked while waking up.
"Whats wrong? I heard somepony scream." Cadence said. While waking up as well.
'Well I don’t need to worry about waking them up anymore.' I thought.
"I-Its t-the s-sun." Celestia said.
"Yes sister it is the sun, thou knows the big giant orb of fire high In the sky that shines over Equestria ? The sun that you raise and lower every day." The blue one said sarcastically.
"I know that it is the sun, but I-I didn’t raise it." Celestia said.
"What does thou mean thou didn’t raise it ?" The blue one asked.
"I mean that I didn’t raise the sun, it just……Raised itself." Celestia said.
"Sister that cannot be, has thou eaten to much cake again?" The blue one asked.
"I have to agree with Princess Luna on that one Princess, the sun doesn’t raise itself that’s impossible! You’ve been raising the sun for thousands of years." The purple one added.
"I’m not joking! I didn’t raise the sun." Celestia said with a stern voice.
"But if you didn’t raise the sun……Who did?" The purple one asked.
'Time to intertwine.' I thought.
"The sun doesn’t raise itself, our planet orbits around the sun. I don’t know what it is like in your world but you simply cannot raise the sun as you say it." I intertwined.
All of the Alicorns turned their head towards me, they all looked at me with a shocked expression……Except for Cadence.
"What is that thing Princess?" The purple one asked.
"I do not know Twilight. But get behind me, all of you get behind me!" Celestia shouted.
Her horn suddenly started to glow for a second, only to stop glowing 4 seconds later.
"What? My magic isn’t working!?" Celestia said
All of the Alicorns did as they were told and quickly made their way over to Celestia…..Except for Cadence again.
"Niece Cadence get behind Us!" The blue one shouted.
"Yes Cadence that thing could be dangerous." The purple one added.
"Cadence get behind me now!" Celestia shouted.
Cadence simply ignored them and walked over to me.
"Hi Jack. Did you sleep well?" Cadence asked.
"Kind of, how about you?" I asked.
"I slept fine, your couch was very comfortable even though I had to share it with Twilight." Cadence replied.
"That thing can talk!?" The purple one asked astonished.
"Yes it can talk Twilight and it is not here to hurt any of us." Cadence said while turning around and facing all of them.
"How can thou be so sure?" The blue one asked.
"Because aunt Luna, it saved our lives." Cadence replied.
"What how did it save our lives?" Luna asked.
"Let me tell you." Cadence replied.
With that said Cadence started telling them everything, how they suddenly arrived in my backyard, how I got them inside and gave them shelter and how I was nice enough to comfort her when she was sad.
"And that’s basically what happened." Cadence said finishing the story.
"Well that and the fact I kind of cleaned your coats." I added.
"YOU DID WHAT!?" The purple one shouted.
"Hey I couldn't just let you sleep with all that dirt on your fur now could I?" I asked
"I guess not. but does it even matter." the purple one said.
"Twilight it did save our lives." Cadence said.
"Is this the truth?" Celestia asked me.
"Yes Celestia it is, I kind of saved your lives." I replied.
"HOW DARES THOU SPEAK IN SUCH AN DISRESPECTFULL MANNER TO OUT SISTER!? THOU WILL ADRESS US TO OUR ROYAL TITLES!" Luna screamed in a loud voice.
"Aaah fuck my ears!" I shouted.
"Sister!" Celestia shouted.
"What is it sister?" Luna asked lowering her voice.
"It is not one of our subjects so it doesn’t need to address us as Princess or your majesty." I that understood. Celestia said.
"Y-Yes sister, we are sorry creature." Luna said.
"Its alright but please my name is Jack Kenway." I replied.
"Jack? That’s a funny name." The purple one said.
"Thanks I guess." I replied.
"*ahem* Could we please get to the matter at hoof?" Celestia asked.
"Yeah sure Celestia." I replied.
"Let’s start with something simple. In what part of Equestria are we?" Celestia asked.
"*sigh* Listen Celestia I already told Cadence this yesterday, you are not in Equestria anymore. You are on the planet Earth." I replied.
"Not on Equestria!?" The purple one said.
"Yes you are not on Equestria anymore, but don’t worry you’re safe with me." I replied.
"Does that mean we are on an alien planet?" Celestia asked.
"Basically yes." I replied.
"Well that is something I would have never expected, but a lot of strange things have happened to us.." Celestia said.
"Thou art awfully calm about this sister." Luna said.
"Luna don’t you see? We can just telerport ourselves away from this planet." Celestia said.
"That might be a problem auntie." Cadence said.
"Why Cadence?" Celestia asked.
"Well you see I might have tried to teleport us of this planet yesterday." Cadence said sheepishly.
"And I'm guessing it didn’t work?" Celestia asked.
"No it didn’t." Cadence replied.
"Cadence not to be rude but I am over five thousand years old, I’m sure I’ll be able to teleport us back to Equestria." Celestia said.
"Well what are we waiting for then?" Luna asked.
"Alright everypony gather around me." Celestia said.
Everyone did as they were told and stood around Celestia.
"Thank you for taking care of us Jack, we will not forget you." Celestia said.
"Ehm sure thing Princess, feel free to stop by whenever you want." I replied.
"We will have to see about that." Celestia said.
With that said Celestia’s horn started glowing, suddenly they were covered in a golden aura. I almost couldn’t see them anymore.
I could hear Cadence say "Goodbye Jack."
The light became brighter and brighter until I had to shield my eyes, otherwise I would have gone blind.
After a few more seconds I opened my eyes and looked at the spot where the 4 Alicorns were all standing, only to see them standing in the exact same spot?
"See I told you I could………Oh no." Celestia said.
"Ehm welcome back?" I said.
"How did the spell not work?" Celestia said confused.
"Maybe thou art still tired sister." Luna replied.
"Or maybe you casted the spell wrong auntie." Cadence added.
"No I am certain that I casted the right spell, how can this be?" Celestia said.
"Well this is just a theory Princess but does this magic of yours take a lot of energy?" I asked.
"No teleportation spells are basic spells." Celestia replied.
"Well maybe your planet is just too far away to teleport to or something." I said.
"That could explain it, but still it appeared that my spell just didn’t work. Lulu why don’t you give it a try?" Celestia asked.
"We will try sister." Luna replied.
With that said the same thing happened that happened just 1 minute ago, a bright blue light almost making me go blind and of course the 4 Princesses still in the same spot.
They all looked around to see if the spell had worked, only to be greeted by the same living room.
"*sigh* We are sorry sister, it appears the spell didn’t work with us either." Luna said.
"It’s not your fault Luna." Celestia replied.
"Princess this is just a theory but maybe magic doesn’t work on this planet." The purple one said.
"How can you be so certain?" Celestia asked.
"Well you and Princess Luna are the 2 most powerful magical beings who ever exist so maybe this planet has some kind of influence on our magic." The purple one said.
"Well that could be a reason but just to make sure." Celestia said while her horn started glowing.
All of a sudden my couch was lifted of the ground and started levitating.
"Jesus Christ!" I shouted.
Celestia’s horn stopped glowing and my couch fell back in its place with a loud *thump*
"It appears that this planet has no influence on our magic, maybe the teleportation spell is just to unstable." Celestia said.
'That or there is some really fucked up shit wrong with my living room.' I thought.
"Well I guess we will have to find another way to return to Equestria." Celestia said.
"I guess we’ll just have to wait and see." Cadence added.
"I kind of feel sorry for them." I thought.
"I just hope that we will find a way to return to Equestria." The purple one said.
They all shared looks of concern with each other before Cadence decided to speak up.
"But look at it from the bright side! My wish did kind of come true." Cadence said.
"Yes Cadence *chuckle* you are right about that." Celestia said.
"Wait wish ? What wish?" I asked.
"That’s something personal Jack." Cadence said.
"Uhm o-okay." I replied.
"Oh my we haven’t even properly introduced ourselves." Celestia said.
"Well I kinda figured out your names by overhearing your conversations but go ahead." I said.
"Well I am Princess Celestia co-ruler of Equestria, this is Princess Luna also co-ruler of Equestria" she said while gesturing at the blue Alicorn, "this is Princess Cadence ruler of The Crystal Empire and this is Twilight Sparkle The Princess of Friendship." Celestia said.
"Well its nice to meet you all, my name is Jack Kenway I’m twenty years old and you are currently in my living room." I replied.
"This is your house?" Twilight asked.
"Yes, is there something wrong with it?" I asked confused.
"No no its just……Different." Twilight replied.
"Ok I guess you could say that." I replied.
"Well we are very grateful that you took care of us when we were laying outside of your backyard." Luna said.
"I couldn’t just leave you out there to die now could I?" I asked.
"No We guess not." Luna replied.
"Why does she talk like she from the medieval ages?" I thought.
"What do we do now? I mean we are stuck on an alien planet and-."
Cadence was cut off but some rumbling coming from Twilight.
"S-Sorry, I guess I’m kind of hungry." Twilight said sheepishly.
*rumble*" I guess I am too." Cadence admitted sheepishly.
"Ehm if you want something to eat I could get you something I guess." I said.
"If you would be so kind then yes we would like that very much." Cadence said.
"Ehm sure I’m guessing you girls are Herbivores right?" I asked.
"Yes we are. How did you know?" Celestia asked.
"Well we have a lot of different species of animals on our planet, we have Herbivores, Carnivores and Omnivores." I replied.
"And what are you?" Celestia asked.
"Well my species is Omnivores." I replied.
All of them looked at me in disgust.
"Y-You eat meat?" Twilight asked.
"Well yes we eat meat, but don’t worry we Humans don’t eat ponies". I replied trying to calm them down.
"*phew* That’s a relief." Cadence said.
"Well I’ll see what I can get you guys." I said while walking towards the kitchen.
When I was searching for apples I could hear them talk about me.
"Does thou think we can trust it?" Luna asked.
"It is a he ." Cadence said.
"How did you know?" Celestia asked.
"Well his voice is very low so I guessed he’s a male." Cadence replied.
"Well we know that it is a male and we also know that we are currently in his home. The least we can do is see how this goes." Celestia said.
"But Princess Celestia what if it tries to hurt us?" Twilight asked.
"Then I will take action immediately." Celestia replied.
'Wow, if they only knew I could hear them.' I thought.
I grabbed 4 apples, washed them off and walked back to the living room.
"Here you go." I said while holding the apples out.
The apples were suddenly covered in 4 different kinds of auras, one was purple, the other blue, the other light blue and the other gold.
'Do they all have magic?' I thought.
The apples levitated to their muzzles, they looked at the apples before all taking a small bite of them. After the first bite their faces lit up and in a matter of second the apples were completely gone.
"I’m guessing you liked it?" I said.
"This is amazing, we are on an alien planet and they have the same fruit that we have in Equestria." Twilight said.
"Yes, and these apples are so sweet and sour at the same time." Cadence added.
"Well I’m happy you girls liked it, but hang on a sec." I said while looking at my wrist watch.
"Its 9.30, the grocery store opens at 10 AM so we have an half hour to talk." I said.
"Well would you mind if we asked you some questions?" Celestia asked.
"No not at all." I replied.
They all sat down on the couch (thank god they don’t weigh as much as normal ponies.), they looked at me for a few seconds before Twilight spoke up.
"What’s that?" Twilight asked while pointing at my TV.
"That" I said while pointing at the TV "is a TV Twilight, it is used for entertainment." I replied.
"What’s so entertaining about it? It’s just a black box." Twilight said.
"Here let me show you." I replied while grabbing the remote control.
I turned on the TV, It was set on Discovery Planet, the current show that was on was Ultimate Survival.
"And now I’m going to have to cross the river if I want to get to the extract point." Said Bear Grills.
"Aaaah! That human is trapped inside that black box!" Twilight shouted.
"Easy Twilight it’s just a recording of a famous TV show, it’s called Bear Grills Ultimate Survival and the Human teaches other Humans how to survive in the wild by showing them what to do in dangerous situations." I said.
"How does it work?" Twilight asked.
"I have no idea Twilight, I’m not the guy who invented it." I replied.
"Oh." Twilight said while looking at the TV in awe.
"What is he doing now?" Twilight asked.
"Oh right now he’s going to drink his own pi- OH SHIT!" I shouted while grabbing the remote control and switching channels, the next channel was Nickelodeon, Fairly Odd Parents was the program that was currently on.
"Odd parent fairly odd parents." The theme song started playing.
"What’s that?" Cadence asked.
"That is a fictional TV show called Fairly Odd Parents, it’s not based on reality but it’s a cartoon show about a boy who has two fairy’s that grand his wishes, but every time something goes wrong and they end up having to undo his wishes." I replied.
"Oh ok but what kind of magic did you use to make this?" Twilight asked.
"Twilight this is not magic as you say it, this is Human technology." I replied.
"What!? How were you able to make this without magic!? The images, it all seems so real." Twilight said astonished that this was not magic.
"Well we Humans don’t have magic, but we have the ability of innovation, throughout the ages we Humans have evolved, we have already achieved many things, we have gone to space and-."
"Thou has been to space!?" Luna said.
"Well yes but not further than our moon though." I replied.
"Thou has visited thine moon!?" Luna asked.
"Yes we have Princess, we Humans have achieved many things and-."
I was cut off by an airplane flying high over my house.
"What is that noise?" Cadence asked while covering her ears.
"That would be one of Humanity’s greatest inventions, an airplane." I said.
"An airplane? What is that?" Twilight asked.
"Look out of the window." I said.
They nodded and looked out of the window.
"I don’t see anything." Twilight said.
"Look up in the sky." I said.
Twilight nodded and looked up.
" *gasp* WHAT IS THAT THING!?" Twilight shouted.
"What is what thing Twilight?" Cadence asked.
"Here take a look for yourself." Twilight said.
Cadence nodded and looked up to were Twilight was pointing her hoof.
"Wow what is that thing!? It flies!" Cadence said.
"That would be an airplane, we Humans build those kind of machines so we could travel far distances throughout air travel." I said.
"You build a machine that can fly!?" Twilight asked completely blown away.
"Yes we did, we have built ships, airplanes, cars and many other things." I replied.
"Cars?" Celestia asked.
"Yes a car is a machine that we Humans use to travel on land, it is powered by gasoline and it can reach over 200km/h." I replied.
"200 kilometers!? How were you Humans able to make such a thing?" Twilight asked.
"Well we Humans have done many good things…..But those good things did come with a cost." I said in a down voice.
"What cost?" Celestia asked.
"War." I replied.
They all gasped at this information.
"Humanity has been through many wars, we Humans have fought in many wars such as World War 1, World War 2, The Cold War, the list goes on and on." I said.
"H-How m-many Humans did you lose?" Celestia asked.
"In World War 2, 60 million Humans were killed. And that involves soldiers, citizens, and children." I replied.
"Why would you kill y-your own species?" Cadence asked.
"World War 2 started because of one man, that one man’s desires grew huge, we realized to late that what he was doing was wrong, that man was Adolf Hitler. He started World War 2, first he concurred all of Europe except for England, after that he wanted to control the whole world, but good always overcomes evil, another nation called The United States of America launched a massive invasion, they first set foot on the beach of Normandy a lot of good men lost their lives that day, but the allied forces didn’t stop, they kept pushing through enemy defenses until they reached Germany, Hitler’s home country, his kingdom you could say. Eventually the allied forces pushed through until they reach Germanys capital city Berlin." I explained.
"W-What happened then?" Cadence asked.
"Hitler didn’t want to surrender, he kept himself hidden in his bunker until he committed suicide." I replied.
"So he's *gulp* dead?" Luna asked.
"Yes he is dead, and with his dead the war was almost over, the only country that was still at war was Japan, but eventually they surrendered as well." I said.
"So many wars, how can you live in such a world?" Celestia asked.
"We just do, war is a common thing amongst Humanity's history." I replied.
"But think of all the Humans that lost their lives, how will their family feel?" Luna asked.
"Most of the Humans who died in the war were young, very young, around my age, some older some younger." I replied.
"H-How old a-are you?" Cadence asked.
"I’m twenty years old." I replied.
"*gasp* All those Humans who died in those wars died young?" Cadence asked.
"Yes Cadence they did, but they will not be forgotten. Every year we remember the ones we lost in the war, here in the Netherlands we remember the ones we lost on May fourth, and we celebrate the day we were freed of the German tyranny on May fifth." I said.
"And is there a war going on in your world now?" Asked Celestia.
"Well yes but they are not really wars, just conflicts." I said.
"Well that is good to hear, but.....Still......60 million. Celestia said.
"I know Celestia, I know." I said.
It was quit for a few seconds before I spoke up.
"Well but those wars are over and that’s what counts right?" I asked.
"That is correct Jack." Luan said.
"Well enough of this sad talk, why won’t I show you girls around the house." I said.
They all nodded in union.
I showed them every corner of my house, my living room ( where we were currently in), the kitchen, my basement, my room, and the bathroom.
After a few minutes we were finished and we got back to the living room.
"Well look at the time!" I said.
"What does thou mean Jack?" Luna asked.
"It’s 10.20, so now I can go and get some grocery’s." I said.
"Can we come with you?" Asked Twilight.
"Sorry Twilight but no, it’s not like I don’t want you to come with me but I think that other people might freak out when they see you." I replied.
"Ow well I understand I guess." Twilight said with a sad expression.
"But you can watch some TV if you want." I said.
Twilights ears immediately perked up and she looked at me with a big smile.
"I can!?" Twilight asked with a hint of enthusiasm.
"Yes you all can." I replied.
"Thank you Jack, you have shown us great hospitality even though we weren’t a nice to you as you have been to us and for that we thank you." Celestia said while giving me a warm smile.
"You’re welcome, but I need to make a few rules before I leave." I said.
They all nodded in union.
"Rule number 1: Don’t go outside unless it’s an emergency, if it’s an emergency go through the back door." I said while pointing to the door that led to my backyard.
"Rule number 2: If you want something to eat, just open the fridge and make yourself at home." I said.
"Ehm Jack?" Twilight said while holding her hoof up.
"Yes Twilight?" I asked.
"What’s a fridge?" Twilight asked.
"Well the fridge is the big white box that was in the kitchen remember?" I asked.
"Oh yes now I remember, I was wondering what was inside of that thing." Twilight said.
"And finally rule number 3: If you hear someone knock at the door just ignore it." I said.
"O-Ok." Twilight said.
"Alright I’ll be leaving now, I’ll be back in half an hour ok?" I said.
They all nodded in union and gave me a smile.
"Alright, but before I leave let me show you how the TV works." I said.
After explaining how the TV worked and how the remote control worked I walked into my garage and got into my car, I was surprised that their magic worked on the remote control.
I opened the garage door and drove outside, I took one final look inside, luckily I closed the curtains so nobody could take a peek in my house. I never liked people who look through your window.
"I just hope they don’t do anything stupid." I thought while driving to my local grocery store.
Princesses POV, five minutes after Jack left.
"What do you want to watch?" Asked Celestia
"Let’s just see what kind of TV shows are on." Cadence said.
"A very good idea niece Cadence." Luna said.
"What do you think of Jack Princess Celestia?" Twilight asked.
"I think that he is a nice ehm Human ?" Celestia replied.
"At first We thought he was a brute alien but he has shown us that he is a nice alien." Luna added.
"I think he’s kind of cute." Cadence added.
Celestia, Luna and Twilight looked at Cadence, mouths wide open.
"What?" Cadence asked.
"How can you say that? You don’t even know him." Twilight said.
"Well I am The Princess of Love so I know one or two things about how ponies feel, I think it works the same with aliens." Cadence replied.
"What did you see in him?" Celestia asked.
"I saw good in his heart and that he truly cared about our safety, when he saved us yesterday I could feel a determination in his heart, he was determent to get us to safety." Cadence replied.
"Is that the truth niece?" Luna asked.
"Yes auntie it is." Cadence replied.
"Well that’s really nice of him, maybe we could do something for him in return." Twilight said.
"Maybe we could Twilight, maybe we could." Celestia replied.
All of the Princesses pondered on what they could do to thank Jack for the things he had done for them.
"Maybe we could…....No that’s a stupid idea." Cadence said.
"What is a stupid idea niece Cadence?" Luna asked.
"Well maybe we could……Give him a hug?" Cadence said.
"A hug ?" Luna asked.
"Yes you know a hug…....To show our gratitude." Cadence said.
"Well maybe we could do that, I mean there are none of our subjects here so they wont judge us of hugging an alien creature. Celestia said.
"So its settled than? We will give sir Jack a hug he will easily forget!" Luna said.
"So is everypony in?" Celestia asked.
"Yes!" Luna, Cadence and Twilight said in union.
"Then it is settled. When Jack comes home we will show our appreciation by giving him a hug." Celestia announced.
"Alright sister but let us continue to watch this TV." Luna said.
And with that said they started watching TV, they were not looking for a particular channel, they were just wondering what kind of thing Humans had made.
They searched and searched until they stumbled on a particular TV show.
"Wow what is that Princess?" Twilight asked.
"I do not know Twilight but let us find out." Celestia said. And with that they started watching the show known as Star Wars The Clone Wars.
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After the scene all of the Princesses were astonishes to say the least.
"What did we just see?" Cadence asked.
"I have no idea Cadence." Celestia replied.
"It looked like a massive battle in space." Twilight said.
"We thought it was pretty cool ." Luna said.
All of the Princesses looked at Luna with a shocked expression.
"How can you find death cool sister!?" Celestia asked.
"Calm down sister, this TV show is fiction, does thou not remember what Jack told us?" Luna asked.
"Well yes but still Humans are dying in that TV show." Celestia replied.
"Yes but they are not real so it doesn’t matter sister." Luna said.
"I think the battle was kind of cool as well auntie." Cadence said.
"I have to say that these Humans sure know a lot about technology." Twilight added.
"The Human with the facial hair seemed like a very wised Human." Luna said.
"How could you possibly know that Luna?" Celestia asked.
"Well because of his voice, his voice sounds like the voice of somepony who has been through a lot of things and learned a lot of thing." Luna replied.
"Luna you always seem to amaze me." Celestia said.
"Thank thee sister but let us continue watching this TV show ." Luna said.
"Alright Lulu." Celestia replied.
"Lulu?" Twilight asked.
"Sister thou promised Us not to use that name in other ponies company!" Luna said.
"Easy Lulu, Cadence and Twilight are practically family now so it doesn’t matter." Celestia said.
"Alright then…..Tia." Luna said with a grin.
"Tia? That’s a cute nickname auntie." Cadence said.
"Well thank you Cadence." Celestia replied.
After a half hour of watching the rest of the episode the Princesses had grown a linking into the show.
Suddenly the Princesses heard a loud noise coming from the front side of the house.
They all went over to the window to see what it was, they saw a big machine on 4 wheels and in the machine was Jack!
"That must be the car Jack was talking about." Cadence said.
"Yes I think it is, my my I have to say it is a big machine." Celestia added.
"It looks…….Different." Luna said.
(A picture of Jacks car)
"Where is it going to?" Twilight asked.
Suddenly they heard a noise and they saw a big metal door opening.
"Wow how did it do that? The door just opened without Jack touching it." Cadence said.
"Maybe another one of Humanity’s technology." Luna said.
"That or he is hiding something from us." Twilight said.
"I do not think that Jack is hiding something from us Twilight." Celestia said.
*click*" Alright I’m home!" Jack shouted from his garage.
"Don’t forget about the hug." Cadence whispered to the others.
"We won’t niece Cadence." Luna replied.
After a few more seconds Jack came waling I with two big bags full of grocery’s.
"Alright I got you girls something to, I got apples, oranges, coconut and……Why are you looking at me like that?" Jack asked.
Before Jack could respond he was tackled to the ground by the 4 Princesses, thy were all nuzzling his cheeks and giving him a big warm hug.
"Hahahaha s-stop t-that tickles." Jack said between laughs.
After a few more seconds the Princesses got of Jack……..Except for Cadence.
"Uhm niece Cadence?" Luna asked.
Cadence didn’t seem to hear them, she was still busy hugging Jack and nuzzling his cheek.
"Uhm Cadence?" Twilight asked.
"What?" Cadence asked while nuzzling Jack.
"The hug is over." Twilight said.
Cadence eyes shot open and she realized what she was doing. She quickly got of Jack and helped him to his feet.
"Ehm s-sorry about t-that." Cadence said while blushing.
"Uhm t-that’s a-alright. But may I ask why you 4 decided to tackle me to the ground and started hugging me?" Jack asked.
"Well we just wanted to show our gratitude for the things you have done for us." Celestia said.
"Oh well you didn’t have to do that Celestia, I mean not that I didn’t like it but it just surprised me that’s all." Jack replied.
"So you liked it?" Cadence said with a hint of hope.
"Uhm….yes I did." Jack replied.
Cadence gave a small smile before hugging Jack again.
"Thank you for saving us, I know we have already said it a million times but we are all very grateful." Cadence said.
"Err your welcome?" Jack replied.
"Jack could We ask you a question." Luna asked.
"Sure what is it?" Jack asked while hugging Cadence back.
"What do you know of a show with massive space battles?" Luna asked.
"Ahaaaa you’ve just seen my favorite show in the entire universe!" Jack replied with a hint of joy.
"We have?" Twilight asked.
"You have Twilight, you have ." I replied.
Ponies and alcohol don't mix very well
"Steven, do you mind?" Jack asked while trying to push Celestia’s muzzle away from his face.
"I’ve got me own problem here." Steven said while trying to keep Twilight and Luna off his legs. "Get offa me!"
"Steven, thine legs are strange, why does thou have legs?" Luna slurred.
"You just had to do it." Jack said while holding Celestia’s head.
"Come on Jack, just a little lick."Celestia said seductively.
"They asked if I had any alcoholic beverages, they asked for whine, well, Luna did, and.. Well, let’s just say things escalated quickly." Steven retorted.
"What are we going to do?" Jack asked.
"I don’t know, Celestia is trying to fucking lick you, Luna and Twilight keep scratching my legs, and Cadence is out cold." Steven replied.
"Well, maybe we should—gah! She licked me!" Jack said.
Celestia giggled. "Gotcha."
"Steven, switch!" Jack said while pushing Celestia off him.
"Switch? Switch what? Dick size?" Steven joked.
"No." Jack said while running for Steven’s front door. "You made this mess, so you better clean it!"
"Jack! I will fucking kill you and.. He’s already gone." Steven sighed. "Alright, no more Mr. Nice Guy." Steven said while pushing Luna and Twilight off his legs.
"Steven, but thine legs!" Luna whined.
"I wanna *hic* do some research."Twilight slurred.
"Why can’t you be out cold like Cadence, at least she’s not bugging me." Steven said.
"Steven." Celestia said while stumbling over towards him.
"Oh god, not you." Steven said.
"Jack didn’t want to play, so how about you?" Celestia asked.
"No, get away, geeet awaaay." Steven said while grabbing a pillow from his couch. "This pillow has the power of a spirit in it, and I am a Shaman King!" Steven said.
"….. What?" Celestia asked.
"Uhh, crap!" Steven said while throwing the pillow to the edge of the living room. "You know what? Fuck it, I’m a man, and I am not afraid of some ponies from another world!"
Suddenly, Steven was tackled to the ground by Luna and Twilight.
"Help." Steven pleaded. "Zeus! I beg of you, sent Kratos.. or Hades, or Poseidon. Just help me!"
He got no response. Steven looked up and saw Celestia towering over him.
"Fuck my life." Steven sighed.
"Sister, what are we going to do with him?" Luna asked.
"Nothing!" Steven shouted.
"Well, I think we.. Could—"
Before Celestia could finish her sentence, she collapsed on the floor and began snoring.
"What in the heavens?" Steven asked.
Suddenly, Twilight and Luna collapsed on the floor as well, only, they were on top of Steven.
"Oh, great, no this is so fucking great!" Steven exclaimed. Steven kept a neutral expression on his face, he inhaled deeply. "JAAAAAAACK!"
As expected, Jack wasn’t there to save him.
Steven tried pushing Luna of him, but she moved her head and rested it on his chest. Twilight was lying on his lap. Luckily, Celestia had collapsed behind him, so he didn’t have to worry about pushing her off him as well. Steven slowly tried to get up, he managed to wiggle Twilight of his lap. Luna on the other hand, was going to be a problem. He carefully grabbed he head and torso, slowly, but gently, pushing he off him. After a minute, Steven finally crawled away from underneath Luna. He gently placed her on the floor and sighed in relief.
"I swear to god, Jack is going to pay for this." Steven whispered.
Steven walked towards his couch and sat down, looking at the empty glasses that the mares had drunk from. He chuckled to himself and grabbed his own glass and poured some Captain Morgan into it. He took a sip and smiled.
Suddenly, the he heard a knock on the door. He walked towards the door and opened it, revealing a neatly dressed man, holding a book and had a warm smile on his face.
"Hello sir, do you know that Jesus loves you?" The man asked.
"Jesus loves me?" Steven repeated. "Well, it’s good to hear that."
"Yes, may I have some of your time to--."
"I know that Jesus loves me, but I don’t love him. Damnit! Jesus we talked about this!" Steven shouted while looking at the sky.
"Uhh." The man said confused.
"Jesus!" Steven whined.
"I’ll.. Just.. Leave." The man said while turning around and running away.
Steven looked at the man. "Heh, works every time." And with that, he walked back inside and closed the door. Stepping inside his living room again, he walkedtoesards the couch and grabbed his phone, he dialed the number and the phone ringed.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
"What is it Steven?" Jack asked in a bored; but angry tone.
"Four ponies are lying on my floor, unconscious, what do I do?" Steven replied.
"Wait, their unconscious?" Jack asked.
"Yes." Steven replied.
"So that means I'm safe!" Jack said.
Jack hung up the phone, much to Steven's annoyance. Suddenly, Steven heard a knock on his door. He walked towards the door and opened it.
"Jack." Steven said.
"Steven." Jack said.
"Jack." Steven said.
"Steven." Jack said.
"So, what are you doing here?" Steven asked
"Well, I figured you could use some company, since you're so alone." Jack mocked.
"Well, at least I didn't get licked by a fucking alien!" Steven retorted. "You nasty man, you nasty."
"The reason I went home was to wash off all the saliva off my face! ... And to take a break. Did you know saliva tastes really weird?" Jack asked.
"You tasted it?" Steven asked disgusted.
"Well, when I was trying to push Celestia off me, and we kept talking, her tongue went into my mouth for two seconds." Jack replied.
"Oh, oh-oh-oh, god that is fucking disgusting!" Steven said.
"I know man, I know." Jack replied, a shiver running up his spine. Jack stepped inside Steven's house. Walking towards the living room, he saw the four Princesses, sleeping peacefully on the wooden floor.
"That is adorable." Jack said.
"I was underneath them just minutes ago." Steven said.
"What?"Jack asked.
"You heard what I said." Steven replied.
"We should put the, to bed, or on the couches." Jack said.
"No, we shouldn't." Steven retorted.
"You made this mess, be happy I'm here to help you clean it up." Jack said while grabbing Twilight. "I'll put her on the couch, along with Cadence and Luna." Jack said.
"And I'm supposed to take Ms. Fatass over here and drag her up to my room?" Steven asked.
"Yes." Jack replied.
"Fuck you dude, fuck you so very much." Steven said while grabbing hold of Celestia, he quickly walked towards the stairs, feeling the weight of Celestia, made him think. 'What in the fuck has she been eating in ponyland?'
Finally reaching his room, he walked inside and quickly laid Celestia down on his bed. Celestia snuggled into his pillows and gave a happy sigh.
Steven mentally praised The Lord and walked downstairs, only to see Jack in a really uncomfortable position. There was Jack, lying on the couch, with Cadence on top of him, her lips firmly pressed against his.
Steven stood there, mouth agape, he grabbed his phone.. And took a picture.
Jack mumbled something, Steven walked towards him and quickly pushed Cadence of him, who was still asleep for some reason.
Jack quickly got up and gave him a pat on his shoulder. "Thanks man, much appreciated."
"You know, if you had just told me you were into bestality, things could have gone a lot easier." Steven said sarcastically.
"Alright first: Fuck you. Second: Fuck you. And third: Fuuuuuuck youuuuuu." Jack retorted.
"Yes Jack, you would love you to fuck me, but I'm not into that kind of shit." Steven said.
"Oh, remember that time you got drunk and accidentally kissed a dude?" Jack asked.
"Jack, I was drunk, even if I did so, how the fuck am I supposed to remind that?" Steven asked.
"I don't know, photographic memory?" Jack replied unsurely.
Steven rubbed his temples and sighed. "Listen, we should probably just wait until they wake up, and we should probably have some aspirins ready, because they are going to have the biggest hangover ever."
"Well, that's a good idea, I'm proud of you Steven." Jack said while patting him on his head.
"Get the hand, of my head." Steven ordered.
"Or else?" Jack mocked.
"Or else I'll stick it up my ass and eat it." Steven replied.
"How?" Jack asked confused.
"I'm a Steven, we Stevens can do that." Steven replied.
"And what can we Jacks do?" Jack asked.
"Being a pussy." Steven replied.
"At least we Jacks don't like sucking dicks!" Jack retorted.
Yeah, whatever." Steven waved him off. He walked towards the door that led to his backyard. He stepped outside and inhaled the fresh air.
"Home is behind, the world ahead. And there are many paths to thread." Steven sang in a thick English accent.
"Through shadow, to the edge of night. Until the stars are all alight." Jack sang with him.
"This song is boring, why the fuck am I even singiiiing it?" Steven sang.
"'Cause you're stupid." Jack sang.
"Alright, enough of that." Steven brushed him off.
"Sure, but you have to admit, Lord of The Rings is pretty good." Jack said.
"The Hobbit series is better in my opinion, it's got a better story line and has awesome battles." Steven retorted.
"Pffft, you're a pussy Steven."
"Not you again. Steven sighed.
"Whatcha mean?" Jack asked confused.
"Nothing, just go inside, I'll just.. Stare at the clouds, yeah, I'll do just that." Steven replied.
"Ok?" Jack said while turning around and walking inside the house.
"You know, you should really consider a new friend."
"Why's that? Jacks awesome, he's my bestest friend in the whole world." Steven retorted.
"I know, but you know what they say: The longer the friendship, the more boring it gets."
"I've been "friends" with you, since I turned twelve, and it hasn't been boring ever since." Steven said.
The devil moved itself onto Steven's head and sat on it.
"You know, you should be more careful next time, those four horses could have crushed you to death,especially the big, fat, white one." The devil stated.
"You're worrying about me?" Steven mocked.
"No!" The devil said while crossing his arms. "When you die, I die with you, I'm a part of you, remember?"
"Yeah, I know." Steven said.
The devil sighed. "Listen, I know you've been having nightmares again. But you have got to stop bitching and man up!"
"Yes, stop being a bitch and man up!" The angel said, landing on Steven's shoulder.
"Great, this guy again." The devil said while rolling his eyes.
"Shut up!" The angel retorted. "You know, for a second; I thought you were going to show us your soft side."
"I don't have a soft side, only a dark side." The devil retorted.
"The force is strong in this one." Steven joked.
"Such is the feminism in this one." The devil retorted.
".. Bitch, you calling me gay?" Steven asked.
"I didn't say that, but I'm not saying you're a full man." The devil replied.
"Fuck you." Steven said.
"Love you to sweetheart." The devil said. He disappeared in red smoke, leaving the angel and Steven to themselves.
"Don't take his advise too serious, Jack is a great friend."
"And I have you two." Steven added.
The angel chuckled. "That you have my friend, now go back inside and wake those ponies up or something. "
The angel disappeared in white smoke. Steven chuckled to himself and walked towards the door. Stepping inside, he saw Jack sitting at the mini-bar; his parents had build. He sat beside him.
Thank god that's over, right?" Steven asked.
"
"Huh?" Jack asked. "Oh, s-sorry Steven, I kinda spaced out."Jack replied.
"What's wrong dude? Steven asked concerned. "Something's troubling you, I can see it." Steven said.
"It's just.. Dylan, he's had a hard life, and he's still being bullied." Jack admitted.
"Dylan, our class nerd?" Steven asked. Jack nodded in confirmation. "I knew he was being bullied, but what's wrong with a little bullying?" Steven asked.
"His dad is dead, and he's getting bullied about it. He's only got his mom, and that's why he's.. Well, a nerd. He wants to become the best veterinarian ever,he wants to make his mom proud." Jack said.
"He's getting bullied, just because he wants to become the best veterinarian ever?" Steven asked.
"Yes, and you probably know by who." Jack said.
"Not him, seriously, is it him?" Steven asked.
"Yep, it's Jake, the basterd is bullying him again." Jack replied.
"That dickhole!" Steven said with anger.
"He gave him a black eye, just yesterday." Jack sighed.
"Jake is a asshole, someone needs to teach him a lesson." Steven said while looking a Cadence, who was sleeping peacefully on his couch. "We're going to get #rekt when they wake up."
"Yes, and we are probably going to have to run for our lives." Jack added.
"Rock, paper, scissors?" Steven suggested.
"You're on!" Jack said with determination.
****
Cadence awoke with a terrible headache, she slowly opened her eyes, she took a glance outside, it was dark, so she guessed it was late at night. She looked to her left and saw her aunt Luna, and sister in law, sleeping on another couch. Cadences lips were, dry, she licked her lips, trying to get them wet again. Then she tasted a familiar taste, she slowly got of the couch, her legs still weak and wobbly.
"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" She heard two voices say.
"Ha! I win again!"
"Steven, I keep telling you, boulder is not a choice. Nor are: laser gun, the purple dildo from Saints Row, mah dick, my right hand and its incredible power, and of course: The power of imagination."
"Jack, surely you are just jealous of my superior brain."
"No I am not! "
"Ugh, could you two keep it down, some ponies are still asleep." Cadence said while slowly walking towards the two.
"Look who's wide and awake." Steven stated. "Slept well?"
"Yes, but this headache is killing me, but I can take care of that." Cadence said. Her horn started glowing, and within seconds, her headache was gone. "That's better."
"The fuck did you just do?" Steven asked.
"Just a simple healing spell, it gets rid of almost any damage done to the body." Cadence replied.
"So, you cured your hangover?" Steven asked.
"Yes, pretty cool huh?" Cadence replied.
"Very." Steven said sarcastically. "Now Jack, when will those others wake up?" Steven asked, pretending to be curious.
"I don't know." Jack shrugged. "Minutes, hours maybe?"
"No, I think they'll wake up soon enough, but Steven." Cadence said while turning to him. "I think you owe me an apology, and my aunts and sister in law."
"I'm sorry for getting you drunk." Steven apologized.
"Thank you." Cadence said.
"Even though it was your own freaking fault." Steven whispered.
"Well, what were you two playing?" Cadence asked.
Minutes passed. Luna and Twilight had also woken up and joined Cadence, Jack,and Steven. Steven apologized to them and they continued their talks. Steven and Jack had played rock, paper, scissors with Cadence, but it turns out ponies, don't have fingers. Who would have guessed?
"It's getting late." Steven said while looking at his watch. "You should probably head home." He said while patting Jack on his back, giving him a reassuring smile.
"Are you sure?" Jack asked with slight concern. "I mean, you still have Celestia here."
Steven nodded. "I think I can handle her, besides, females are my specialty."
"Really? That's not what I can remember." Jack said while stroking his chin. "I remember a certain celebrity that--."
"Just go home!" Steven cut him off.
"Alright." Jack said. He popped his back and walked towards the three mars, who were currently discussing something very important.
"We think that Obi Wan is the best Jedi." Luna said.
"No! Mace Windu would beat his flank in seconds!" Cadence retorted.
"He would not!" Luna retorted.
"What about Master Yoda? He is the strongest member of The Jedi Council." Twilight said in her "as a matter of factly" tone.
"You've got it all wrong." Jack said while standing between the mares. "Anakin is the best, all often others are good, but Anakin is very powerful. But enough of that." Jack said while pointing towards the exit. "Steven wants to get some sleep, he'll keep an eye on Celestia until she wakes up."
"Art thou sure he will be able to take care of our sister?" Luna asked in slight concern.
"Yes, Steven is very responsible." Jack replied.
"Hey Jack!" Steven said while grabbing a knife from the kitchen's cabinet. "Wanna watch me throw this knife and catch it while keeping my eyes closed?" Steven asked.
"Very" responsible. Jack said.
"Holy crap! That was a close one!" Steven shouted. "Let's try two knives!"
"Uhh, we should probably head home." Jack said. The mares quickly agreed and they made their way over to the exit. They exited Steven's house and quickly made their way over to Jack's house, luckily it was dark and nobody was around, so they weren't spotted. Steven watched in amusement as his friend and nobody "girl friends" made their way into Jack's house.
"Alright, now let's go to bed!" Steven said while walking out of the kitchen. Unbeknownst to him, the two knives he had thrown into the air, were now stuck in the ceiling. Steven walked towards his room and took off his shirt and pants, he quickly got into bed and pulled the covers over himself. "Hmm that's strange." Steven said while snuggling into something furry and soft. "I don't recall my pillows being this soft... Oh crap."
Steven slowly turned his head, and saw he was snuggled into Celestia. Steven slowly made his way over to the edge of the bed, but before he could get out, Celestia grabbed hike by his middle and pulled him close to her. "Oh god." Steven whispered while trying to wiggle out of Celestia's grasp. "Houston, we've got a problem, a big, furry problem that is."
"Hmm, so warm." Celestia purred while resting her head on Steven's head.
"Help." Steven whispered.
Suddenly, Celestia tightened her grip around Steven.
"Oopf!" Steven breathed out.
Celestia snuggled closer to Steven and sighed.
"Jack." Steven whispered with anger." I'm going to kill you, and then I'm going to kill you again, and again, and again... And again."
Steven, he was literally, fucked.
